Snow boobs

Have you ever seen boobs before?

I used to work in a lab setting with 4 women. Conversations at work were almost always inappropriate. One day my co-workers were talking about which fruit their boobs were shaped like. One of them said her boobs were shaped like bananas.

These boobs look like a melted and then refroze ice cream sundae.

A guy who lives in the neighborhood where I grew up (who's in his 30s) puts snow penises, with balls, atop every telco can and fireplug from there down the hill to town when he walks. Two years ago, I walked with him and he put one by the Renton Safeway and squirted mayo (packets from the deli) all over it. Boobs are a new one on me.