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What if for April fools… Quote made the site good kek.
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ITT: we watch this video

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Tag! your it!
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the "I got starbies" girl from the soytan ai edit made another food review 'toss. thoughts?
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why does the sharty require an email address, its kind of retarded. 4cuck doesn't have an email field. I had to make an entire throwaway account for this retarded, dead website, and i don't even get anything in my inbox. And if you sage, you dont even have to put an email in so whats even the point. I'm a nusoi (not really i just lurked for a really long tiem before posting), so am I missing something?
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'nu toss
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When do we get to rape quote?
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Do not use the 'ru today
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why are they flooding the booru with nas?
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You ‘teens do martial arts? Any recommendations? I talked to the guys at some sort of MMA place that opened by my house recently, but I don’t know if they’re any good or not
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NIGGER

NIGGER
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what is your IQ, /soy/?
https://www.mensa.org/mensa-iq-challenge/
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>built by black history
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This is a really good image
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Today on Wikipedia's "did you know" section…
[OMGSISA] fuggen jerdee
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what are your fetishes?
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when i was younger, i though tranime was gay and retarded, but now, i think aryanime is 'aight
have i become gay and retarded?
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why do the "mainstreams" of ethnonationalism suck up to big corpo ev&oe they're the ones funding the postmodern shit
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Leftoids, this is your mindset
>not porn therefore I cannot be banned
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the future looks grim
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jak 'teve
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r/place TOMMOROW

On April 1st, 2017; Reddit officially launched r/place, a canvas where anyone with an account could place one pixel every 5 minutes, it became a huge hit and was ended shortly after.

On April 1st, 2022; they remade the project for a second time, and it was an even bigger success, unfortunately bringing way more people to the site, with r/place shortly ending after just like the first time.

Fortunately, the Reddit CEO, "spez" was getting rightfully called out, although for fully different reasons, them being, him shutting down many features which help neckbeard subreddit moderators, instead of the constant censorship of differing opinions and lack of moderation surrounding pedophilia.

Because of this, Reddit had it's own users turn against their own beloved site, so spez decided to bring back the beloved r/place on 2023, a year after the previous one, although this time not on April 1st like others.

Unfortunately for spez, his censorship attempts don't work on an open canvas with thousands plotting against him, causing several artworks to say "fuck spez" in protest, although almost all we're overtaken with the flag of whatever political cause the basement dwellers needed to virtue signal about next because nothing overrides Reddit constant performative nature.

The third installment of the project was shut down around the same time as the first 2 were, surprisingly not shut down earlier than usual.

It has been 3 years since the last r/place happened, the quote on quote "protests" that Reddit had against the CEO didn't work, almost entirely due to the incapability for the Redditors to stick with something for even a week, and their unending addiction to the internet, which caused almost zero loss to the userbase.

Now that it has been 3 years since r/place, and Reddit is dying more and more each day, with more and more bad publicity from the media, it's not nearly as unlikely for r/place to start again, as it was the last few years, as spez is known for starting r/place when things are looking bad for Reddit, on top of that it has been a while since r/place started.

As April 1st is tomorrow and if it does start up again, I thought we should draw some soyjaks on it, that's it.

tl;dr
r/place happening possibly
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SISA on the 'log
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ZARTYCUCKS ARE POSTING GUGUSLOP ON THE BOORU KYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYS
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Floyd on the 'log
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they're uploading agugu now… im trans btw
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where can i find a sharty fox wife?
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Sherdee Kulchaur

ITT: We post it, I start
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>THIS 'JAK IS SO GEMMY I COULD DIE!
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does anyone have that ai video of gigger screaming because im 99% sure i just found where the audio came from + i remember a thread asking about the original audio
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we should make shroomy ai gemmies
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https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/268687.html
go to this raid thread we are raiding anti ice seminars
https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Deep_Freeze#cite_ref-2
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How come we never had a female admin?
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ITT we raid this snca anti ai troonslop website
GO my little chuddies
https://youraislopbores.me/
https://youraislopbores.me/
https://youraislopbores.me/
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>NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN’T EAT YOUR OWN SHOES!!! NOOO!! ITS UNHEALTHY AND UNSAFE TO EAT!!
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randomly looked up the sharty's name on reddit and some schizo tranny is saying brenton tarrant used the site like ??????
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How am i supposed to be ok with living in a world where evil goes unpunished
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I have OGD please recognize it as a real disorder
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>youngboy they gon kill ya you better stop dissin em
<tell em niggas i said "fuck em, i ain't scared of em"
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There is no April Fools event this year
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>booru freestyle
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>DONT EAT PHONE CASES!!! THEY AREN’T EDIBLE!!!
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>THE DATA FROM THESE 'TEENS IS SO GOOD, I COULD DIE!
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THIS 'LOG IS SO BAD I COULD DIE!
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Any tips on doxxing?
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU CANNOT EAT FORKS AND SPOONS!!! THEY ARE UTENSILS NOT EDIBLE FOOD!!! SCIENCE SAID SO!!!
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Look at this shit bro
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>I went on their website out of curiosity once, and their humour is that of brainrot for the far right. Like they unironically use soyjaks and gigachad images to portray themselves or others.
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>no h*ckin april fools? dude thats like le bad
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nas is crashing the soybooru!
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>THIS HRT IS SO GOOD I COULD DI-AAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKK
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Trying to embed a soybooru thumbnail into your post will result in a 15 minute ban with the reason saying:
>External filehosts are forbidden.
Why are the jannies keyed?
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>AYE NIGGA DIS WELFARE SHII IS SO GOOD I COULD DIE!
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THIS 'LOG IS SO GOOD I COULD DIE! though
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>EXTTEEN IS ASKING WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE NETS THAT GO ON THE BOTTOM OF GUYS BALLS TO STOP THEM FROM DUNKING IN THE WATER, THIS IS MY SITE
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Maybe frogs were the poopson all along
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POOOOOOP!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AH AHA HA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AH AHA HA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AH AHA HA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AH AHA HA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AH AHA HA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AH AHA HA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AH AHA HA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AH AHA HA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AH AHA HA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA and oreos
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>im gonna make a bait thread now,watch me get 500 repeys from the angry nusois
<im not gonna respond to bait! Instead I'll click on the arrow near the nameroll add filter filehash or hide post if it's embedded and keep the log clean
>NOOOOOO WHERE ARE MY REPPEYS??? I NEED THEM NAAAAOOOOOWWW
this is how you counter bait,not hard at all is it?
(Reposted because i fucked up the arrows in the original)
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>If you giga, soy or anything quote me at all, YOUR A PEDOPHILE
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>making picrels in oekaki in 5 minutes
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>HOMESTUCK FUCKING WON
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ayo what the fuck?
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TRANNY NO COCKY
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>quote
JSID
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geg
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average lesothan radio
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>it's just a tan malaka
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You niggas got ass hair?
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TROON WEBSITE
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Averi is...


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This is the newest and most image on the sharty
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There's so many niggers…
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Honestly I'm excited for woke to be back. 2020 feels so… nostalgic. I miss it when people were being cancelled for saying faggot and everyone was in lockdown and playing minecraft and shit.
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ITT post your real voices and face on booru
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>No April Fools event!
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hnnnnggghhhh
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https://x.com/Ejenvermilion/status/2039141890935668853
>OYYY MAYNE DE FUGGEN INCOMPREHENSIBLE ISCHIZOIDE SITE JARDEE ALGOOO CHEEE
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Scary Cobson

It's frightning…
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BIG NEWS

THERE WAS A NEW SHOOTER IN ARGENTINA AND HE POSTED SOYJAKS
NOT ONLY THAT, HE WAS A FUCKING RDRAMA TRANNY
KEEEEEEK
2nd picrel is one of his posts he made on rdrama
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>this 'log…it's so bad. It's so fucking bad. There's trannynigger antimatter brimduststone for every painfully iron ias, pepe, or giga post. the 'party, the 'ki, the 'ru, and even the dailyjak are all full of this stinking shit. this is how that furfag quote will end the 'party for good, huh? just like this? it…is…over. so over…
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>nusoiniggers broke the 'ru by spamming Brimstone
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Is it just me or is the ‘ru not working
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ITT we revive /an/ with gigaporks (with ids)
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Looksmaxxers?

How do you get rid of dark circles under the eyes?
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niggerstone 'log
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>My izTrans Btw Cumskins Too And I love FNf
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>500
>Something went wrong
<nigger space
>An unexpected error occurred.
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I AM GOING TO KILL FUCKING EVERYONE I FUCKING HATE EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT EXISTS ON THE FUCKING PLANET BESIDES ME YOU ARE ALL DESERVING OF FUCKING DEATH YOU NEED TO ALL FUCKING DIE KILL YOURSELFS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BEAR THE ENDLESS AGONY I WILL BRING UPON YOU REPENT FOR WHAT YOU HAVE FUCKING DONE REPENT TO THE ONE TRUE GOD JESUS CHRIST SO HE CAN LOOK DOWN UPON YOU ALL WITH FUCKING MERCY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE I KNOW I SURE FUCKING WONT I'M GOING TO RIP EVERY SINGLE NERVE ENDING OUT OF YOUR BODY AND UNPEEL YOUR FUCKING SKIN I AM GOING TO PLUCK OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND FEED THEM BACK TO YOU I AM GOING TO BREAK EVERY SINGLE BONE INSIDE OF YOUR BODY AND THEN TEAR THEM OUT SO YOUR LEFT AS NOTHING BUT A PUDDLE ON THE FLOOR AND THEM I AM GOING TO RUN YOU OVER WITH A STEAM ROLLER YOU ARE NOTHING YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN ANYTHING AND YOU WILL CONTINUE TO BE NOTHING FOR THE REST OF FUCKING TIME I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FOR EXISTING AND YOU DESERVE COMPLETE AND TOTAL AGONY DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS THIS?
TRANS WRONGS ARE HUMAN WRONGS, AND THE JEWS ARE BEHIND THIS PRIDE FLAG VIRUS
My favorite website… has gone =+woke+= and I can't take it anymore.
Tomorrow I'll stream my suicide at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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I wish they still made box art like this
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booru is JSID
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I thought I got banned on the booru, apparently it’s happening to everyone
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wtf is happening in the 'booru

did i get banned or something
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>Open SOY booru
>No soy in sight
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ITS TOO BOORUPILLED . . . and oreos
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Someone is uploading the entire Minecraft assets folder to the booru. Ev&doe they're banned the 'ru 'log gets more and more filled up with 16x16 NAS coal
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>Hey chud, what do you think the site will look like for April Fools?
<I think they'll make it a DNB by allowing NAS spam and furry posters.
>So there wont be an event?
<OHOHOHOHOHOHO
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cropped 'o on the log
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NU SHARTY SLANG
BOB (bouncing on bbc)

example sentences:
too busy bob to sage this thread
cant go to the picnic rn, im bob
op is bob
i love bob
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Soylent manufacturing process

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what state are your from?
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video thread

ITT post some mp4 kinos
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Fucking Dead Website

Y'all care more about gooning to Soytan furtranny feet and Averi than about posting Soyjaks, soyquoting, and making gems. Dat's why this website is basically da fuggen jerdee now.
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QUOTE IS GOING TO RAPE US ALL
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'veri, how could you tell?
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RAID OKAYOKAY

OX APE ILL
https://www.deviantart.com/okayokayokok
this nigga draws abdl,torture inflation and CHILDREN IN DUAPERS do something
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ITT we create gigaporks

ITT we create more gigaporks because it VILL catch on
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>most obvious bait on the 'log
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> Nas on the log
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>urm… there's a big room in the back… its like
>… some sort of backrooms…
<OH MAH GODDD HE SAID THE FUCKING THING!!! HE SAID THE THING!! OHHHH- OH- OH- AUGHH!!
<*squirt*
^YO WHAT THE FUCK???
^YOU STUPID NIGGER YOU CUMMED ON MY POPCORN FAGGOT!!!
<s- sorry…
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what the fuck happened
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>the 'log
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NAS on the booru is the grand fun event we were waiting for
we ran out of humour as a platform
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My normgroid friend just said "niggerhell" and I asked him where he heard it and he said Nick Fuentes. Is niggerhell gonna become mainstream because of xitter groypers?
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kirktatoes on the log
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we need a new word for larping
It’s a dnb word now since comiepedotroons and tiktok hoodweebs took it ober
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Gem up the booru with your NAS gems
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THEY ARE ALLOWING ALL NAS ON THE 'RU FOR APRIL FOOLS, ITS TIME TO GEM THAT SHITHOLE UP
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So apparently the ‘ru is having a “April Fools” event where all non-rule breaking NAS is allowed, I’m not joking…
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I have a new job, got admitted into a pretty decent university and I'm talking to this nice girl.
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Do I have any use for this website anymore? Should I leave?
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Tired of seeing furCOALS shitting up my xitter view here, fuck off
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Should I post gigapork on the 'booru?
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>Averi is my girl friend and also I’m Aryan.
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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I post NAS not because I hate gems, but because I love seeing clitties leak.
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>Estimates for the average IQ in India vary significantly depending on the study, with some international reports placing it around 67–83
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>booru got april fools event before us
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>to rape Niggers or to not rape Niggers?
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rate this IAS gem

https://soybooru.com/post/view/187554
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why is there so much overlap between soyteens and furries
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Nusois… I…
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>Seriously?! You want a *brap* april fools event?! HAH! Get with the times, you old soynigger! We don't do events around here anymore! I have more pressing matters to attend to like *belch* gooning in the IRC all day than give you monkeys anything, so… FUCK YOU!
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https://www.reddit.com/r/grippysockcrayonbox/comments/1s6gew5/being_ugly_a_bdd_driven_rant/

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GEEEEG

some tranny made a wordswordswords cartoon about wanting to ack
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T MINUS 5 SECONDS
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ITT we make smvs based on nigger fm radios

https://radio.garden/listen/moafrika-fm/V0ZxS-qm
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'toss

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kill niggers
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Averi is Aryan
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I love you guys
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>AY AY AY AY CARUMBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OBSESSED SHARTYKGADAS O ALGO ASI HOMBRE
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THIS DATA IS SO GREAT I COULD DIE!
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NO MORE COAL
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Why are soyjak’s white?
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King cold vs Super krillin? who wins?
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>being a christian and hating kikes
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DEATH TO FAGGOTS
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NO MORE COAL
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COAL GOES DOWN o algo
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i just made some bullshit
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Can somone upload these on the soybooru?
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History test


Where did "nobody looks like this or says this" originate from?
1. During the early immigration to /qa/, a very leaky anti-soyjak poster went angry and spammed "nobody says this" on every single soyjak thread on the catalog. Many soyposters found his leak hilarious so they adopted the phrase, with variants such as "nobody looks like this or says this" "i say this"
2. It was from a Soot reply, where he responded to an exaggerated soyquote painting him as a faggot with "nobody looks like this or says this, let alone me"
3. Someone shared a video of a soyboy on /qa/ reacting to soyjaks, and the soyboy critiqued the soyjaks by saying they were unrealistic and nobody looked like them. The irony in this video is that he looked similar to the soyjaks, and the replies found it absolutely hilarious, claiming that he was offended by them and coped by saying that
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are you serious right neow bro?
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the fact that nothing illegal is allowed on this rulecucked website proves that it's run by glowies
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Hi im a nusoi (joined this site 3 weeks ago) and i made my first OC do you guys like it?
>
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>OMG THERES 'P ON THE 'LOG!!! WTF!!!!
<OMGSISA!!!
INB4 IM BANNED AND THE OMGSISA WORD FILTER IS REMOVED
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'tumbilas on the 'og
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>OMG I love posting tranny bait on soyjak party!!!
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>McDonald on ‘log or something like that
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>pretending to be an anthro online
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what tv shows / movies do you consider sharty culture? im trans btw
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>inb4 quote pretends to sell the site and not jsid for april fools
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The next Alicia nameroll decides what i do for 5 minutes.
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>To be honest with you. You will never actually be a real woman. It’s just very basic science. You are born a man and you will die a man. You can take HRT Or whatever. But the Trvth is. You will Always be a Man with schizophrenic thoughts. You actually think you can become a woman. This is almost funny if it wasn’t so sad. It’s so obvious that you are a man. You look like a man you sound like a man and you are 100% a man. Please take your schizo meds and understand that you will NEVER BE A REAL WOMAN.
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>Watching fruit love island while preferring my ice crushed
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HITLER DOX THREAD

HITLER DOX THREAD
Adolf Hitler was a Austrian-born German politician/leader and artist currently residing in Argentina. When he was 40 years old, he dated a 17-year-old, Eva Braun (OMGSISASSSS). 'OX, 'APE, 'ILL.!!!
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His current dox is outdated, but we can use some of the information to find his place of residence and order some 'za.
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>Name: Adolf "The Furher" Hitler
>Addresses (OUTDATED): Gertrud-Kolmar-Straße 14, 10117 Berlin, Germany
>Salzburger Vorstadt 15, Braunau am Inn, Austria
>DOB: 20 April 1889 (136 years old)
>Phone Number(s): 120050, 116191
>Email(s): adolf.hitler@nsdap.de
>Penis Size: 2.5 cm
>Sex: Yes please ma'am
>Nationality: German
>Religion: Roman Catholic
>social media: https://x.com/AdolfHitler, https://www.youtube.com/@Adolfhitler-md8wo, https://www.twitch.tv/hitler
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USE https://dox.soy/
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soystory thread

ITT we study the history of soyposting.
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>Brought to you by the creators of 'O and 'P, DNB, BMT, BBC, A&E, CTV, NBC, png, WWE, 123, ABC, PS3, /mtv/, mp3, UFC, KFC, MSG, PVZ, Dedede, PPP, LMNOP, TUV, RTV, APC, SSD…
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ITT we make more gigaporks because /giga5/ is dnb (NOW WITH IDS!!!!)
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My wife Pinkie
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>pretending to be a nigger online
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I want to shave my balls and my coinslot for hygienic reasons, but every time I have tried I just end up nicking myself
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GEEEEEEEG WHAT IS THIS
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OMGSISA jаrty is here and eping us all OYYYYYYYY QUOTE BAN IT
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VC THREAD
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what is his catchphrase
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>soytan (xyz) thread
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Have you guys ever had blue waffles before
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I hate TccCucks

>killing random white kids cause your an obese brown TCCcuck niggerfaggot who needs attention from brown retards online and will get arrested and raped in jail for nothing
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wikipedia created a new page about the soyjak meme in general (before soyjaks was just a subsection on the wojak page)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyjak
it also contains a bunch of info about this site
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SHITSKIN GENERAL

This thread is for obsessed ESL third world shitskins ONLY, do NOT post in here if you're an unbothered EFL first world aryan. Anyway, FNF is good.
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>GAD….DAYYUMM….SKIBIDILEEEEE-
BOOM
>AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH
<AGGHHHH! YOU GO..WE PAY MONEY
пo-cпoкoйнo, пo-cпoкoйнo
TGUDCRRRCKKK
<EEEEHHH-EEEJHUUUGHCAAAHGGHVKKvvkkkcbkkkkkccckkkkm……
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>US WIKIPEDIANS LOVE TRANS RIGHTS AND LOLI SWIMSUITS
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Geg this is kinda Trve
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Hop on a VPN and spam the 'log with MPA.
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Is FNAF gem or coal
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quote should've just shut the site off for April fools
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hey 'teens, is your refridgerator running?
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NEW THEORY - THE SOYFUR THEORY

i may be schizo but, i think the 'sphere is now controlled by furfags.
- some members of the janny cabal are furfags (included quote)
- there is an entire furcord on soybooru
- furry bait is taking over the 'log, which may have connection with the quotecord
so since these points submit to the furry new world order, they submitted so much that the 'sphere is in a phase of furrification and eventually furrify the entire world and internet.
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My grandma called me on my cellular telephone and she said, "Travis, you work too hard and I am worried that you will forget about me." So I responded, "I am metaphorically in the sky, falling in and out of clouds, so don't worry, I am going to succeed grandma."
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Frogxistas
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Is water sharty culture?
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Xboxjak

Has this guy been 'jakked before?
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Should disabled people be sent to concentration camps, along with the faggots and the trannies?
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I feel like the sherdee won't make it to 2027 at this rate
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If JSID gets more than 50 votes quote HAS to shut it down
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Is water sharty culture?
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ITT we post about Troon, Scotland

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>WHEARA APIRL FOOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
>BAN QUTE NOWW
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Would you date a pooner?
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holy frogfail…
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Poopson might be unleashed tomorrow if the April Fools event is like last year's
>The server took to long to publish your post.
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OIIIIII APRIL FOOLS IS STARTING IN 1 HOUR
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He's back at it again. made me laugh tho..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrML5i33T04
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furGODS own you
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>Setting your favourite celebrity's name as your 4chan password
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>>>24411
>bro what the fuck is that
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niggers, it is officially april 1.
R: 1 / I: 1
>erm sweetie it’s midnight at UTC
>wheres the april fools?
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Search up
>be my friend soyjak
Geg
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>cord on ‘log looking for fnf content here. ESL too if that even matters though
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Does anyone have this image
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I just got diagnosed with a brain tumor
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>Anyone else here is also transgender? If that matters
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i want a mommy gf, how do i get one?
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'veri on the 'log
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i want a furry gf, how do i get one?
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Oh Boorucux!
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Pro-trans bait needs to banned from the website
>
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I am a gay transgender furry who was groomed on roblox and this is my favorite show
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>Me after Cobblestone takes off her smelly panties after wearing them for all day long just for all the stench to arrive at my window
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Me and a friend are too high AMA
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>my wife’s boyfriend is suing you
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'toss
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Does anyone notice Black people absolutely mindbreak lolifags hard for some reason? Why?

>ERM AREN’T YOU BLACK? YOU’RE LITERALLY LE HECKIN NIGGER!!! GOSH IT’S SO HARD NOT BEING RACIST WITH NIGGERS LIKE YOU, GO ROB A 7/11 INSTEAD OF BEING CONCERNED THAT I JERK OFF TO KIDS
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Remember the person behind the screen whom you are calling a tranny
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>Kurzgesagt… After Dark??? JUST LIKE MUH FRIGGEN BLACK HOLES! OH EM GOSHHH!
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"you type like a nigger on Twitter"
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Everyone knows about that famous search engine, Google, right?

Well, there's a dark secret they don't want anyone to know. You may have heard about the dead bodies, rape victims, and other things found on Google Street view. But, what I found today was truly disturbing, it makes me shudder with fear, just thinking about it.

When one of my friends emailed me a mysterious message, I didn't question it, he was probably hacked, or got one of those annoying viruses.

Hi, (My Name)! Long time no see. We should catch up sometime, whatever you do, do not Google "Big blak Banana From Ebola." Thanks.

- Yours truly,

(My friends Email Address).

Now, normally I pay no mind to these spam messages, but I was feeling pretty adventurous today. So, I opened up Google Chrome, got to my homepage, (which is Google, if you haven't guessed) and typed in "Big blak Banana From Ebola" into the search bar, and hit enter. My blood was boiling for something freaky, I was anticipating it, and.

Nothing.

Well nothing eye catching anyway, so I went to Google Images, just random images like usual, I was getting bored, ready to click away, when suddenly, I saw the Map icon blinking. I c licked on it, and to my surprise, there was a location called, "Big blak Banana."

Now this should have been a red flag, but I didn't question it at the time. I clicked to Street View, and what I saw next fills me with fear to this hour. (It's been 3 hours.)

Dead bodies, everywhere, all the bodies seemed to be covered in diarrhea. That was disgusting enough, but the date slider really got me, the date this photo was taken of the area, was today.

There were all kinds of dead people, from all ethnicities. men and women, even children.

I was panicking at this point.

I quickly closed the window, and tried to relax. I took some deep breaths. That's when I heard it, a crashing sound from what I could only guess, was my kitchen. I went downstairs to check, and when I got to the kitchen, there was only one thing left on the counter. A banana. It looked normal enough, yellow peel, but when I peeled it, I noticed it wasn't just any banana, it was blak and darkened, like those patches you find on normal bananas, but all over it.

Curious and startled, I instinctively took a bite out of it. I then proceeded to call the police, to report a break in. But after dialing 911, I began to choke on the banana. I dropped the phone. Then I noticed it. My skin had started to darken, and I looked just like the flesh of the banana. Then, fluids started oozing from me, and I started having diarrhea. All while still choking on the banana.

I dropped the peel to the ground in agonizing pain. I slipped on the peel, did I really just eat the whole thing? In that amount of time? Impossible. I would have remembered taking more than one bite.

The phone was on the ground, the operator had long hung up, they probably thought I was a silent prank caller, or something.

Then I drove to the hospital, they had me examined. But by the time I got there. I was already feeling a lot better. My skin was normal, my breath didn't even smell like bananas. Even the diarrhea, mysteriously disappeared.

When I told them what happened, they recommended me a psychiatrist. I was pretty frustrated at that point, and decided to go home.

When I got home, the peel was gone.

I'm not crazy, I know this happened.

I can't imagine what would've happened if I ate the peel, too.

So, whatever you do. Please, PLEASE, don't Google "Big blak Banana From Ebola"
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>This was me 3 years ago
>This is me now
We are all going to make it
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 801 / I: 353

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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