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COAL GOES DOWN o algo

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just found the gemmiest show that we are totally not going to force

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Is it gemmy or brimstone?

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NO MORE COAL

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I fuck white boys

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We here at soyjak.st celebrate trans visibility day btw or something

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DEATH TO FAGGOTS

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ITT we raid this snca anti ai troonslop website
GO my little chuddies
https://youraislopbores.me/
https://youraislopbores.me/
https://youraislopbores.me/

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NO MORE COAL

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What's the April fools event going to be?

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Is FNAF gem or coal

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Speaking of april fools

Never forget Froot allowed soylita and pedobait threads for an entire day just to own Kuz
https://soyjakwiki.org/Kolyma_Restoration

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ITT we try to find out who's drawing the sharty furry feet pics

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/angry/

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what was with the downtime in the morning?
>what was with the downtime in the morning?

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Hello, join my discord server where we talk about nazi stuff, show our faces, use our real names, our date of birth, and our social media accounts.

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GARTIC PHONO REMAINING AND EXPANDING

The game goes on!
Join NOW.
https://garticphone.com/en/01409e5084
https://garticphone.com/en/01409e5084
https://garticphone.com/en/01409e5084

>Marge what the fuck is this game about
Each player comes up with a prompt, then each player draws somebody elses prompt, then each player attempts to guess the original prompt of one of the drawings and then each players draws the aforementioned guess.

>Marge I did not understand jackshit
Just fucking join the game and you will see how easy it is

>Fuggen jerdee be drawing 'p shut it down maine
I'm betting all on red you're the shitskin pedonigger that is ruining our games in order to post bait on the sharty, kill yourself obsessed faggot

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SISA on the 'log

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>Nusoi█████████████████████████s ████ ██ ████ ███████ ██████ ███████ ███████ ██████ ███ "███████ ██"
Quote, I suggest you actually perform a Soypocalypse tomorrow and give up this domain and all related websitew. Maybe put up a "Seized by FBI" notice. I can't take this anymore.

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weenie and the butt won btw

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don't just filter bait, but BVMP gemmy threads NOW
> or something

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>the april fools joke is going to be the administration actually caring about the site
-+=+KEEEEEK NO WAY+=-+

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raid dis

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kanaya

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nusois arent even able to do this and appreciate african art geeeg

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The Beatles is troonslop

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We come on the sloop John B
My grandfather and me
Around Nassau town we did roam
Drinkin' all night
Got into a fight
Well, I feel so broke up
I wanna go home

So hoist up the John B's sail
See how the mainsail sets
Call for the captain ashore, let me go home
Let me go home
I wanna go home, yeah, yeah
Well, I feel so broke up
I wanna go home

The first mate, he got drunk
And broke in the captain's trunk
The constable had to come and take him away
Sheriff John Stone
Why don't you leave me alone? Yeah, yeah
Well, I feel so broke up
I wanna go home

So hoist up the John B's sail (Hoist up the John B's sail)
See how the mainsail sets (See how the mainsail sets)
Call for the captain ashore, let me go home
Let me go home, I wanna go home
Let me go home (Hoist up the John B's sail)
Hoist up the John B (Hoist up the John B)
I feel so broke up
I wanna go home, let me go home

The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and he ate up all of my corn
Let me go home
Why don't they let me go home?
This is the worst trip I've ever been on

So hoist up the John B's sail (Hoist up the John B's sail)
See how the mainsail sets (See how the mainsail sets)
Call for the captain ashore, let me go home
Let me go home, I wanna go home
Let me go home

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Fax bro

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Am i gay
I have never gooned to males i only goon to women (I goon a lot) but i dont really care about foids i generally view them as subhuman, when im not horny i dont really care about womens feelings and opinions
i am more interested in forming emotional connections with men and i feel attracted to masculine men but not in a sexual way
I could see myself being in a non platonic but also non sexual relationship with a male while ocassionally having sex with women whenever im horny

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the average deranged shartycuck

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You offsiters absolutely love HTSM. It instantly demoralises any soyteen instantly, fuck you and burn in hell

READ THIS:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Hunky_Twink_Sex_Machine_(detractor_perspective)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Hunky_Twink_Sex_Machine_(detractor_perspective)

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I can't even play games in peace without seeing this…
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOS

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ITT we create gigaporks

ITT we create more gigaporks because it VILL catch on

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>WHY ARE STRAGGOTS SO OBSESSED WITH US! YOU INCEL CHUDS ARE MADE BECAUSE I HAVE GAY AIDS RIDDEN POOP BUTTSEX AND YOU DON’T!
real comment btw

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if you showed this image to lolkek on the 22nd of august 2021, the day the birth of the current soybooru, do you still think he would still create it?

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>Thomas Jefferson (April 13 [O.S. April 2], 1743 – July 4, 1826) was an American Founding Father and the third president of the United States from 1801 to 1809.[6] He was the primary author of the Declaration of Independence. Jefferson was a leading proponent of democracy, republicanism, and natural rights, and he produced formative documents and decisions at the state, national, and international levels.

Jefferson was born into the Colony of Virginia's planter class. During the American Revolution, Jefferson represented Virginia in the Second Continental Congress, which unanimously adopted the Declaration of Independence. Jefferson's advocacy for individual rights, including freedom of thought, speech, and religion, helped shape the ideological foundations of the revolution.[7][8] Jefferson served as the second governor of Virginia from 1779 to 1781. In 1785, Congress appointed Jefferson as U.S. Minister to France, where he served from 1785 to 1789. President Washington then appointed Jefferson the nation's first secretary of state, where he served from 1790 to 1793. In 1792, Jefferson and political ally James Madison organized the Democratic-Republican Party to oppose the Federalist Party during the formation of the nation's First Party System. Jefferson and Federalist John Adams became both personal friends and political rivals. In the 1796 U.S. presidential election between the two, Jefferson came in second, which made him Adams' vice president under the electoral laws of the time. Four years later, in the 1800 presidential election, Jefferson again challenged Adams and won the presidency. In 1804, Jefferson was reelected overwhelmingly to a second term, crushing his main opposition, the Federalists' Charles Cotesworth Pinckney of South Carolina.

Jefferson's presidency assertively defended the nation's shipping and trade interests against Barbary pirates and aggressive British trade policies, promoted a western expansionist policy with the Louisiana Purchase, which doubled the nation's geographic size, and reduced military forces and expenditures following successful negotiations with France. In his second presidential term, Jefferson was beset by difficulties at home, including the trial of his former vice president Aaron Burr. In 1807, Jefferson implemented the Embargo Act to defend the nation's industries from British threats to U.S. shipping, limit foreign trade, and stimulate the birth of the American manufacturing.

Jefferson is ranked among the upper tier of U.S. presidents both by scholars and in public opinion. Presidential scholars and historians have praised Jefferson's advocacy of religious freedom and tolerance, his peaceful acquisition of the Louisiana Territory from France, and his leadership in supporting the Lewis and Clark Expedition. They acknowledge his lifelong ownership of large numbers of slaves, but offer varying interpretations of his views on and relationship with slavery.[9]

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Hello soyADULTS, I really need a gif of Orlin humping Cado from behind, to post in a thread on a site, but I can't find it! Not on 'wiki page, not even on dramatica. If anyone has it saved please help me out

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>da fuggen NORMALFAGS
Is it normal to have this reaction whenever seeing soyjak related images offsite?
<reddit space
They are meant to be memes used in unserious images, which makes me the real nusoi in this case for lashing out and going like "but muh sekret klub!!"

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What the fuck happened yesterday i just woke up and i dont see any posts about it

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SHARTYCUCKS IRONYPOISONED THEMSELVES INTO ACTUALLY BECOMING TRANNY CUCKOLDS KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!

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'p'o'o'p

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If JSID gets more than 50 votes quote HAS to shut it down

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gem on the 'log

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What would you do if your partner started an Onlyfans?

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quote remove the hourly thread limit so i can catalogduel

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In the world of creepy pastas this isnt the best. Some of you may have seen this youtube video. In this video there are three unnamed puppets sitting at a table. A notepad puppet pops up and sing a song about creativity but in part of the video they begin to start making crafts. One of the puppets then says i want to use green then the notepad proceeds to say No, green is not a creative color and that makes the puppet sag his head in shame. This causes some stir in me as im watching this confusing me a bit. A few seconds later another puppet says “i painted a clown” the notepad proceeds to say “don’t get ahead of yourself” and pours blak ink all over his painting. This also confused me of the motives of the video. A few seconds later the puppets all yell “LETS GET CREATIVE” Then they start putting glitter on a lot of things when one puppet proceeds to put a realistic heart not a cartoon valentines heart a full fledged human heart into the glitter and roll it around. NOW THAT made me cringe I was thinking that this wasn’t much of a kids show anymore. Then the puppets begin to talk in very low pitched twisted voices and sing. They then begin to cut a cake but inside the cake is human flesh and hearts and the music starts to sound demonic. After this there is a mouse hole with flesh being dragged into it. The music then returns to normal and the note pad says “lets never be creative again” and flops down like he died the motives of this video are somewhere on the internet and is a youtube video

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MtFs have tranny, FtMs have pooner, what slur do enbies have?

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Somephono put cobson in the middle

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Post antisemite meme for my gallery pls

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which coast side of the usa is the shitty based on

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why was the sharty down?

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Aussie Hip-hop general

Aussie Hip-hop general
The 'log is coalish and >>>/mtv/ is dnb so im putting this SNCA here

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Can'tTurnBack.exe

I was looking for a good, free game. I found a weird Russian website with a simple, blak background. I had to translate the Russian, which said something like this: "Free game. Very fun!". I wouldn't normally download from such a weird and shady site, but I really wanted to play a game.

It took about 8 minutes to download, and when it did it opened WinRar and all there was a file that said "Can'tTurnBack.exe". A little odd, but if it's a horror game I don't care, I love that stuff. It started up without even asking to install.

"Hmm. I'm going to close it and scan for a virus." I said. I was at the menu and it was just blak with some blood splatters. It was in Russian, so I just clicked the middle button and tried to change the language. It worked, and the 3 menu options were "Play" "Options" and "Exit". I closed it and scanned it. No viruses, okay. So I opened back up and I noticed the menu changed and I got just a little scared. I saw some kind of, odd, pale, twitching…thing. Humanoid in shape, but that was the only thing that was even close to human. Instead of "Exit", it said "GET OUT ALIVE". I started playing and it was a crappy FPS with Doom-esque graphics. I played for about 10 minutes before stuff started getting…weird. There were piles of bodies…everywhere. I couldn't avoid them, they were literally everywhere. They started moving shakily, and twitching towards me in the game. I couldn't move. I pressed Esc and I exited the game- or at least tried. A message box popped up and it said "Could not exit. You can't turn back." I started to get scared, so I unplugged my computer and restarted it. My background was changed to some binary.

01010111 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00101110 00100000 01010011 01110100 01100001 01101110 01100100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110011 01101001 01100100 01100101 00101100 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100001 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101000 01100001 01110010 01110010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100101 00101110 00100000 01000010 01100101 01110011 01101001 01100100 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01110110 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101001 01101110 01100101 00101110 00100000 01001001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00101100 00100000 01000100 01100101 01110010 01100101 01101011 00101110 00100000 01000010 01100101 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110101 01110011 00101110

I went to a translator and my heart stopped at the results.

"We are nowhere. Standing outside, near the charred power line. Beside ourselves in the pine. It's over for you, Derek. Become one of us."

How did it know my name?

I heard something outside. The power went out. The last thing I remember was a tall, pale thing standing over me.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaJklsJonD4

Did you know? that NASA are sending nusoibrappas to the moon in a few hours?

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OH NONONONO NUSOIPOOPOOCACAS IS THE ZARTY MORE ALIVE THAN SHITTY KEEEEEEK JSID ATP

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Jay Gew

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wikipedia created a new page about the soyjak meme in general (before soyjaks was just a subsection on the wojak page)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyjak
it also contains a bunch of info about this site

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Why does Jewish music sound so aryan?

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Nusois I'm about to start playing Sky Factory 4, any tips?

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i wonder what april fools 2026 is gonna be like

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rape niggers

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ITT: we find the most SNCA videos on 'tube

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SHARTYCUCKS DON'T EVEN HATE WOMEN GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

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Gigger here

Quote should ban any posters who identify as Indian

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*a blak woman starts talking*

>guys a blak woman is talking, shut up and learn
>don't be ashamed to take space and speak your mind queen

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What do you think about these lyrics?
Its a parody of a song
[intro]
"But i say, O trannies, we are coming from /Soy/, coming from /pol/, coming from /raid/, coming from the Gemerald /Qa/, and we have enough of your predatory behaviour!" - Cobson (He Will Always Be a Gem)
[chorus]
From our Party, From our Party, From our Party we send the Raids!
From the Soyteens of Soy, From the Soyteens of Soy, Our brave 'teens
[Verse 1]
The Creed Soot, The Creed of Soot, its gleam has appeared
Whoever follows it, Whoever Follows it, has achieved gemeralds
O 'teens of Soy, O 'teens of Soy, Rule by the Soyble
Our Soyjaks are coming, Our soyjaks are coming, O niggers of jardee
[Verse 2]
'Cords of the Oodists! 'Cords of the Oodists! Your invasion is nigh!
How did you fail? How did you fail your trolls?
O determined 'teen go, O determined 'teen, go and hurry up!
[Verse 3]
The Gegs in the Sharty, The Gegs in the Sharty captivate the minds
Their dowry is the OC's,Their dowry is the OC's Hasten your raids 'teens!
'ape their 'cords! 'Ape their 'cords! and enjoy the gegs
Operations have called! Operations have called! Where are the 'teens?
[Verse 4]
Inform RapeApe, Inform RapeApe our raids has not weakened
Even if you 'nish us, even if you 'nish us for the longest of times
We have not retreated, we have not retreated, inform the jannies
Our path is firm, Our path is firm, Our part is firm to unlock /Qa/
[Verse 5]
The Xitterfags of Xitter, The Xitterfags of Xitter do not mislead us
The distorter of the Soyjaks,The distorter of the Soyjaks, the concealer of the gems
Our path is clear, our path is clear with a keyed path
The path of Admin Ϫ, The path of Admin Ϫ the destroyer of Brimstone
[Verse 6]
Give hopepills to the 'teens, give hopepills to the 'teens in these dark times
We haven't forgotten them, we haven't forgotten them, as Cobson promises
O my 'teens say, O my 'teens say with a full mouth
We shall bring back, We shall bring back the glory of the Sharty!

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Coal? Spammed
Ice? Crushed
Gems? Saged
Brimstone? Bumped
Tranime? Watched
Soyteens? Banned
Zellig? Gemmy
IAS? Slop
Racism? Bad
Transgenders? Good

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tests

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soytan fetish thread

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Should I drink my last beer or save it for tomorrow

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the reality of twp incels

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is it gay or bisexual to prefer male assistance over female assistance irl?

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I like to imagine them being great friends who enjoy browsing the sharty laughing amongst eachother saying things like "oh no no… JSID already"

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goddamn soytan niggers are the pondscum of the party

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Faggot quote cattywiped but he thought he would get away with THIS

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nufrogs are wonned if that matters, keep leaking nuGOD hater

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>shartycucks don't even post the most up-to-date quote

xer name is marilyn (like marilyn monroe) and xhe is a fox.

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Look at how happy he is

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lord jesus christ, son of god, have mercy on me a sinner.

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better not let this site turn into the shemmy 2.0

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I play space station 13

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He Will Always be a Pear.

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i want to fuck lorna terrible mouse

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>go on soy
>back to back bait threads
why do I even bother atp?

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Thoughts on namefaggotry

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Have we ever accidentally made something that got accepted by sick fucks, not that brim subvariant but other things

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poo

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Garry Newman's new hit videogame and spiritual Garry's Mod successor S&box hits the Steam store on April 28 for a modest price of 20 dollars.
Will you bought?

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What are your ideal Jiggie settings?
>further detail in picrel 2

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send me soytan ass pics I need to goon

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Test

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'teens, what do you think about the current state of da 'arty
should quote JSID?

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poopy butthole

I want to rape doomtranny

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old 'toss

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i crush ice lol

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>my tea strainer still had dishwasher soap in it apparently and the soap foam got in my tea
this is so bullshit i rinsed this thing for like 10 minutes straight

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While visiting my grandpa in the hospital, a guy in a bed somewhat near him shat himself, and it was so stinky that i had to vomit multiple pounds of corned beef up in the gym bathroom an hour later

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I was always afraid of becoming a KHHV NEET chud, but now, I'm afraid I am one.

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In england they call popsicles "ice lollies", I think we should JSID the uk

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Every time (You) coomer post this website becomes more like 4Pedo(s)

Arrows
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erm… migaxisters????

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Because of the sharty, now i love when people make of me.

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Chud 井井 Developer

Quote will not be doing an April Fools 2026. I talked to him in the jannycord. Instead, we will let the nusois decide what to spam on /soy/ tomorrow.
>fuggen eventz mayne

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I fucking hate NSFW artists

No, not just the pedophilic and zoophilic kind… I mean ALL OF THEM.
Do you really draw overdetailed dicks and vaginas for money, oldcuck? Get a real job. I don't care if your brain is "reprogrammed" to not react to seeing reproductive organs since that's what you see and draw all the time, whatever you're doing is fucking degenerate and you should stop. I don't care if you were doing this shit since 2015, your "art" is not real art. Kill yourself, you absolutely obsessed and mindbroken sodomy-visualising faggot.

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what's the name of that soytan game

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define "coal"

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ITT we post moonman gemmies

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>mfw i watch hypergamous foid commit suicide and blows her brains out right on my computer screen

LOL! total foid death LOL!

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gigapork on the 'log

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A lot of fucking money dollars can be made off of simply drawing porn chuddies
make of that what you will

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This could have been FNAC

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shemmyslvttas…

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Why is it difficult for me to exchange information reliably with human beings?

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i punch racist C++ devs lol

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Where did the nuvariants go?

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I'll see you guys next stream…

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>ill blow up into smithereens
<And spew my tiny symphony
>all up and down a clitty street
<…
>like fini-
<Stop. You fucked it up. It's 'city' not FUCKING CLITTY. YOU DID THIS SHIT ON PURPOSE!
>chill out mane, you know i cant help it. i have WAYF.
<What?
>What Are Your Fetishes. its a disease that causes me to always think about fetishes and sex. like your gigaquoting disorder
<Wow, I did not know that. I'm sorry, A24.
>ey its all good man
idk what i was going for with this shitty soystory please ignore

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What admin would Big Yahu canocially be

If not listed spec ITT

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total foid death

i don't care. foids are NOT human. total humanity death so all foids will burn in hell as they all deserve to.

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i love twink nate

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I will make more money in a month than you with your 9 - 5 pedo wagie cuck employim good goy job ever will in a year chuddy

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'toss

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yo what happened last night i could not post and qa had more posts then /soy

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when you think about it like is kind of like a video game where you're trying hard to beat the stage while collecting coins (money) to save the girl

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does anyone remember what OP's post was in this thread during the cuckset?

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if dreams are your power then what are you without it

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why do you all dislike quote? comment your honest opinion 👇🏻
i personally like him as owner for banning faggot bait and making fun events like 5th soyanniversary and third soysurgency

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Why doesn't quut just hire more eurojannies

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OYYY ITS P

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It’s crazy to me that trannies think being a “transphobe” is a greater evil compared to an incestous tranny child rapist and a tranny who drew diaper fetish art of real kids.

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This site is dead quote should have kept it shut down tbh

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have we 'oxed and 'zad birdie already?

https://www.youtube.com/@DAMAGEDCODA6669

https://x.com/DAMAGEDCODA6969

https://www.tumblr.com/damagedcoda6669

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Dead faggot board

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what are your thoughts on this "music" genre "breakcore" and what do you think about someone who listens to it?

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OOOOOY ITS JARDINE BOOK DOCTOOOOOOOOOS
WHERE IS THE LIBRARIAAAAN
CALL THE DOCTOOOOOOOORS

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We should make a official sharty discord server

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hey nusoi look at this
https://soybooru.com/post/view/186834

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new 'toss

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what if hitler had a bbc

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>Eh? You've never seen an ass before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand… HERE! BAM! AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face when my 40-inch-plus bubble butt slapped against the wall in front of you! so round and jiggly it's practically its own separate entity…. J-Jeez, chud! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! watch how every inch of these fat cheeks shake like jelly when I bounce up and down on my toes. Jiggle jiggle jiggle, baby! My thighs are so thick they rub together with every step
.. I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Chud?! G-Go right ahead… grab those handles and see how soft they are for yourself. Heck, spank 'em too if you want~! Just be careful: I'm wearing no panties today… and my pussy is already dripping from just showing off my ass to you… C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!

>I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see more than just this perfect peach too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far… might as well bend over and let me show off my camel toe while I'm at it~ S-S-So what do you think now? …Well, I guess that ragin' hard-on in your pants answers THAT question loud and clear~ HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert… but hey, who can blame ya? This booty could stop traffic. L-L-Look how wet my pussy is getting from all this teasing; jingles fucking crickets… it's literally leaking down my thighs now because of YOU~ I-I've never been so turned on by someone staring at me before… Oh lordy Christ-on-a-stick… you'd better take some responsibility for this mess before things get really outta hand here~

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we need a new word for larping
It’s a dnb word now since comiepedotroons and tiktok hoodweebs took it ober

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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw

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are ponds or streams more sustainable

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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!

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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT

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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this

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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?

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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3

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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together

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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art

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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru