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[–]SheevBot[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (2 children)

Thanks for providing a source!

[–]K-jun1117[S] 820 points821 points  (15 children)

The Obi-Wan plot

Discovered the huge army in Kamino

Nearly killed by Jango Fett in Kamino

Nearly killed by Jango Fett in the orbit of Genosis

Discovered another huge army and the war plot in Genosis

Imprisoned by Count Dooku

Nearly killed by a giant bug from the Helldivers

Nearly killed by the Droid army

Nearly killed by Count Dooku.

[–]Odious-Individual 600 points601 points  (9 children)

The Anakin plot :

Sand is rough or something

Sex

[–]K-jun1117[S] 391 points392 points  (7 children)

And Genocide

[–]TheKnightWhoSaisNiMeesa Darth Jar Jar 94 points95 points  (2 children)

[–]FrysEighthLeaf 21 points22 points  (1 child)

[–]kander77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yo hold up on that one

[–]Saint_of_Grey 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Is it genocide when the only person who has ever been bothered by massacring sand people is boba fett? Including other sand people, by the way.

[–]TheKnightWhoSaisNiMeesa Darth Jar Jar 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Sand "people"

[–]VikingSlayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]FjordTheNord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And existential dread

[–]spoonishplsz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's from a desert planet, of coarse his pick up lines are going to be sand related

[–]TaraLCicoraObi-Wan Kenobi 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Obi-Wan was a busy guy in AOTC. Anakin, on the other hand, was working on getting busy.

[–]OnlinePosterPerson 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Geonosis*

[–]Self_Reddicate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Geonocidis

[–]TheInfra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Obi Wan: Seismic charges, stand by

[BRRROOOOOOOWWWWWMMMMMM]

[–]Icelandic_Sand 343 points344 points  (13 children)

Been reading the novelization and it's clear that NOT ONLY is Obi-Wan accidentally starting a galactic war, but he's also constantly thinking to himself "I have to stop this plot quick so I can stop whatever the hell is going on between Anakin and Padmé". He is unsuccessful on both fronts.

[–]Mediocre_ScottOh I don't think so 75 points76 points  (0 children)

He’s just a man give him a break

[–]mershed_perderdersTriggered 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing

[–]UninsuredToast 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You cant half ass the cock block. You need the whole ass to block the cock.

[–]Zkang123Emperor Palpatine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No half measures

[–]Independent-Creme389 12 points13 points  (0 children)

is that a reference to scooby-doo on the right?

[–]MrAlbs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"This incipient war is really getting into the way of me stopping by palawan from hooking up!"

[–]dreamphoenix 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dude just want to chill with his Mandalorian girlfriend. Instead he has to babysit a war crazed gremlin and an entire incompetent galactic government.

[–]Partytimegarrth 114 points115 points  (1 child)

When their storylines collide it's one of my favorite exchanges ever.

Anakin: "We came to rescue you"

Obi-Wan: Glares up at the shackles they are all in

"..."

"GOOD JOB"

[–]TheThingsIdoatNight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obi-Wan’s quips are so good

[–]rohytraOh I don't think so 99 points100 points  (1 child)

My Goat Ben in episode 2:

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[–]Shrekscoper 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I must be missing this Ben Quadinaros lore. Does he win the Boonta Eve Classic off-screen during AotC?

[–]blackyanqui 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I’d magnify this straight up to half the Dark Horse Star Wars Republic comics. Obi-Wan is going THROUGH it in perpetuity

[–]alkonium 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Until Anakin has a dream about his mother and has to go to Tattooine.

[–]diamondmaster2017Wonka's father 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ok for the record anakin's side should have been improved with the reinstatement of those deleted scenes

[–]masterRK 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Padme: we must not fall into temptation

Also Padme:

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Anakin was fighting the toghest battle tbh

[–]SpaceCaptainFlapjack 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Counterpoint, there was nothing romantic about their time together, zero chemistry, just anakin presenting giant red flags rapid fire and padme looking appropriately turned off in response, then suddenly she "truely, deeply" loves him.

[–]AnRealDinosaur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD this always bugged me so much. He's just an absolute creep with the personality of sandpaper. She constantly turns him down in no uncertain terms, and then suddenly shes madly in love with him. Just rewatch that scene when theyre in the field. I dont think its possible to have two less compatible characters.

[–]Cirnothestarscream9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Attack lfof the clones has to be the most 50/50 movie i've ever seen, the Obi Wan stuff is geniunely good and entertaining (i don't even care about the plot holes, the Cell saga has tons of them and is still considered peak) But the Anakin stuff.....man even when i saw the movies as flawless i found the whole thing awkward and weird, definitely bad BUT on a level that becomes entertaining and hard to hate.

[–]AggravatingWillow883 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anakins plot also had the whole mass murder thing

[–]reddit_sells_you 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When watching this movie, if you skip the chapters/scenes with Anakin and Padme after they take off, you have a cool Space Noir with Obi Wan. It's actually a decent movie.

[–]TrainingSword -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Yea attack of the clones would actually be good if you removed 99% of the anakin padme plot

[–]temporalmods 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed