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Pick your wife

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Niggas be making wiki pages out of any snca namefag
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<you either let me rape you, and you become owner… or you dont, and get 'nished…
<what will it be, quote?
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Kaaatie/A3DGhost worshipping thread
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Raid fetishtroon

Oyyy should we raid ox ape and I’ll?
https://www.deviantart.com/kibzz/art/For-Science-1310129961
https://www.deviantart.com/kibzz/gallery/all
Xis nigga is a canibal pedophile inflationigger faggot tranny fart fetishist etc…
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YLYL

YLYL THREAD
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ITT you will give me money to buy a better pc becouse mine has 4gb ram and is from 2007
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'Ackbox Gemming thread: Part 6

continuation of continuation of continuation of continuation of continuation of dis thread o algo asi.
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15691886.html
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=focus on one target nusoiGODs==
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i just learned about the AF pedo drama… AF niggers are fucking sick. why would anyone ever want to associate with groypers when they are literally pedo protectors.
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I went for a walk today. This is the year I ascend
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Hello saars look at my sisa
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What can I do to make him look more danish
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>btw i use Arch
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Thrembelle on the 'log
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ITT:
we gigaquote rule34 comments
>Ohhh my godddd pleaseeee~ ♡ I’m literally shaking and leaking just staring at this… look at her—look at ME—sprawled out in my disgusting dark cave of a room like the absolute lowest, brain-rotted NEET goonette failure on the planet. Purple twin-tails all greasy and tangled from never brushing, glasses fogged up with my own hot breath and drool, eyes half-dead and glowing purple from too many hours gooning to the same cursed doujin page on loop. My fat, sweaty tits are heaving like they’re trying to suffocate me, nipples leaking little pathetic beads because I’m so backed up and horny I can’t even think straight anymore. My thighs are trembling, shorts long gone, pussy just openly drooling and clenching on nothing—dripping thick strings of slick straight onto the cum-stained mattress I haven’t washed in months. Ass cheeks spread wide by my own desperate grip, hole twitching and winking like it’s begging for anything—fingers, toys, cock, a fucking spellbook at this point. I’m hugging that cursed tome to my chest like it’s the only thing keeping me alive, drooling all over the pages while little skull hallucinations float around my head because my brain’s completely fried from edging for 18 hours straight. “P-puhlease… someone… anyone… ruin this worthless Asian NEET pig… I’m such a loser… can’t work, can’t shower, can’t stop rubbing my sloppy cunt to hentai… I’m literally melting into a puddle of goon-sludge… my pussy’s crying, my ass is empty, my mind is gone… just use me… break me… fill every hole until I’m leaking and babbling nonsense… make me dumber… make me worse… I don’t deserve anything else… I’m just a brain-dead cock-sleeve goonette whore who lives to edge and beg~!!” I’m humping the air right now like an animal, fingers buried knuckle-deep but it’s not enough—never enough—whimpering and crying because I need REAL cock to finish the job… need to be pinned down, throat-fucked until I pass out, ass reamed until I can’t sit, pussy bred until my belly bulges… please… I’m so fucking desperate I’d do anything… literally anything… just don’t make me stop gooning… don’t make your pathetic loser stop leaking… I’m the worst… the absolute lowest… come ruin this stupid purple-haired NEET cum-dump until there’s nothing left but a drooling, twitching mess flashing peace signs and begging for more~ someone end my suffering… or make it worse… I don’t care anymore… just USE ME
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can (you) get all of these achievements?

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'toss

thoughts?
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>mfw smegma
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Send trans affirming gemmies for me to show to my mom and we laugh at it
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day in the life of a booru sigma male

>wake up
>post bait on booru
>0 reppys
>post bait on soy with frog
>0 reppys
>thread raped by janny
>now have to come up with new bait
>0 ideas
>recycle old bait idea
>still 0 reppys
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What are some slow burn spine tingling must watch ‘sharty related media?

WHY DO YOU KEEP DELETING MY THREAD
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MUSIC THREAD, POST MUSIC ITT THAT YOU ENJOY! I'LL START:
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I got permanent hearing loss from 'g AMA
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No Shower

Day 13: My mom told me my armpits were starting to noticeably smell bad earlier. I last rinsed them on Day 7 so this suggests they should be rinsed roughly every 5 days to avoid complaints. This doesn't matter in my case since no one should be around out in the field and I can tolerate them, but I thought it was worth logging. All else is going well, excluding hair which remains oily. That may require a few weeks to stabilize so no surprises there.
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'toss, latest
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>mfw there is literally a karma system, friend list and badges on 'ru
Holy raisin it is literally reddit, JSID
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4UGCaLg2SY

This is Will Wood. Used to listen to him a lot before chuddification by this website and he kinda feels tumblrish.

Like the typa shit a pooner from tumblr uses for xher doomed yaoi animatic.

Oh and he's half Jewish and acts like a huge faggot (I heard he's bisexual somewhere?).

But at the same time his music is like… really kino, at least to me. It's jazz but more unhinged and with electric guitars added sometimes. Catchy as hell, I have a soft spot for it.

My typical shit these days is Franz Ferdinand, Massive Attack, The Clash, Tame Impala, and The Beta Band. Maybe Radiohead every now and then.
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Fuggen jardee n shieet
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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Reminder that Terry Davis is burning in hell for being a blasphemous schizoid retard who leeched off his family! He got hit by a train because he was a Jeet kek!
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'TOK DEBATE RAID

ITT, VVE FIND SOME SNCA OPEN DEBATE PANEL ON 'TOK,
JOIN AND BRAP IT UP!

search for anybaldi who is gonna leak easily, ideally, troons or libtards… one target at a time nusois

1. GET 'TOK ON UR PHONE
2. USE TEMP MAIL TO MAKE A NU 'TOK ACCOUNT
3. JOIN LIVE PANEL ON NU TARGET AND SAY ANYTHING CHUDDY
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>Dis literal who made my clitty leak please 'ox them and send them 'za
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Foidsissies….
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This is genuinely the biggest geg bull ever. Please raid this nigga.
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Would you...y'know

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>mfw when EuroTyrone shows xis BBC but it was measured in europoor units and therefore shorter than Consitaption of Liberty or something
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share yours 'eens (https://topsters.org/)
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IRL spadeson vs IRL feraljak
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Der Captcha

>You must solve the captcha for the Ϫ time to post
FUCK THIS STUPID SHITTY FUCKING CAPTCHA
WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP FUCKING SOLVING IT
GET FUCKING PAJEETS TO DO IT
NOT.
FUCKING.
ME.
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the sharty has been basically invaded by goonniggers and it'll only get worse from here
quote had the bright idea of 'nishing 2 of the biggest antigooner groups (cacas and shitskins) and all of us now have to deal with the consequences
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dear /soy/,
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does anyone have the gigachad dancing theme? like just the actual theme? heard theres a full version

this is the song (not the full version)
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>quote hands (((You))) the 'sharty after realizing you're his most gemmy 'teen
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this log is garbage and oreos
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THE GOYIM ARE STUPID ANIMALS THAT DESERVE DEATH
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>[Thing] isnt real, it can't hurt you
>Meanwhile [thing]…
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>i'm trans btw
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I think my browser was made by trannies.
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Som random nigger i found on instagram and thought had soy potencial

Nigga
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Hi guys my name is traiso ask me anything
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>I need to goon to baby acorns to save the red squirrels
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hi :3
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Hello /soy/ negros

Why do (You) use the sharty? what keeps bringing you back?
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we should raid gay dating sites
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why did soot give the site to the kolyma net if they were known peeophiles or were they known pedophiles
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Why are all the anime imageboards invaded by goonniggers and soybraps? You guys have half of the internet, let us have our own place.
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nusois.. I got the second row of braces
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half of the top 'log posts are 'pliers
at this point rename it to markiplier.bloggy
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When is TND happening doe?
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Remeber to eat bugs for a healthy diet.

>Pete9.
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A boorutard just posted this
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Anybody got a unedited template for this variant?
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Armed nigger baby
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what do i search to find the gem with nicola and bart playing in the background on 'ru
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Should I skip class, I haven't eaten all day and just wanna get something to eat
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i haven't been on this site in 4 years. is it going well?
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I have to poop ama
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is it actually over

i haven't even participated much since we left 4cuck but i would miss you guys and your antics
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>larping is mainstream
>lessons in meme shitlure covered it
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the fuggen jardee wants me to take my MEDS FUCK YOU NIGGER I'M NOT TAKING MY MEDS
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>Being intentionally creepy, dense, abrasive and unlovable chaser as a psyop to drive more women to detransition so that they can be drafted when WWIII happens.
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Nobody wants DNB because these gore fags are sitting in their safe, warm, suburbia homes LARPing as E D G Y and P S Y C H O P A T H I C.
>reddit space because I'm E P I C
764/COM niggers like little Bradley Cadenhead (picrel) be like "Back from grandma's house, time to get on der' cord and larp as a P S Y C H O! Mom, stop yelling! I'll be down for dinner in a just a sec!"
>reddit space because I'm
Pussies.
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>This but unironically
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>da nusois keep falling for bait
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'Jak him
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ITT: WE POST SLOPJAKS

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Whatever happened to this guy?
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can we ban raid threads on /soy/ and make a new board just for them it's been so annoying and now people are spamming them it just shits up the 'log
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post sexy soytan images for my soytan folder
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>The [thing] situation is crazy
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ren and stimpy reboot thread
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Jews invented autism
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ITT we figure out Andy's catchphrase
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In 2 days, it'll be April 1st. Quote will make an april fools event that ruins the website as the Kolyma one did last year, the only reason we don't still see the effects of that is because of the mass immigration that made us forget. There's nothing like that this time, no cuckset, no anything. So I wanted to take this time now to, in advance, wish you nusois farewell.
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MUSIC THREAD
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watch the reppies be full of nusois whining about furfags taking over the sharty

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>Beep boop beep boop beep boop boop bop bop You absolutely must start digging deep in that yogurts Bin?
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imagine her big soygirl ass being bred by a BLAK BVLL
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sit down and humble yourself my nigga we don't do that foofoo rahrah shit over here.
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clamstaples
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Another shitty animation I made.
Pixar hire me so I can make Aryan Brappers: the animated serie.
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Tomorow April 1th
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hot take: jackbox raids are ruining soy and it shows
most people are now spamming these threads and the raids are so boring just nobodies then they rather raid their discord server with gore or brenton coal or draw something edgy then the mod or streamers bans them
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How am I fat and anorexic at the same time? That makes no sense to me.
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Add /fpe/
Fundamental paper education is sharty culture and oreos
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nietzschean 'toss and oreos
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kill niggers
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Lorem Ipsum

>Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
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roll roll roll head so good she a honor roll
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This is most of you
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latest 'toss
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In the face of stress and adversity, try to have a positive attitude

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Where does soy milk come from?
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>nusoiniggers are literally pedophiles
JSID KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
HTSMFAGS NOT LIKE THIS…
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2017-2019 soystory

So what i’ve gathered so far from studying in archives is that soyposting was most prominent in 2017-2019 on 3 4chan boards (ordered by activity of soyposting), /v/, /tv/, and /int/.

Why these three boards? Well i will guess Soyposting on /v/ was extremely popular, because it was a laughably easy way to bait Nintendo fanboys on /v/ at the height of the Nintendo-Sony console war. This means the earliest soyposters in history were sony fanboys on /v/.
Soyposting on /tv/ was also popular because many soyboys at the time were superhero film fans or liked movies in general. It became a way to bait anyone who liked a form of movie that you didn’t like. Also it was home to the first two traced soyjaks (a24 and soyprano) and chad’s cord was there. This is also where some parts of soy culture originated in such as sneed.
Soyposting on /int/ was popular because it was the board soyjaks originated in (obviously) and people quoted anyone they didnt like.

But what i am wanting to ask is, when did the soycords on 4chan come in and revolutionize the meme? I think i have studied enough of december 2017-march 2018. I need to go further now.
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>THIS ISNT WHOLESOME LEVEL 200.
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Would you actually rape if it wasn't illegal in real life
>Wholesome cry
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Officer Higger bravely guns down schizo foid, is subsequently found guilty of murder. Skip to 14:00
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Wishing for total lolinigger death
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>Baskin-Robbins Selling Super Mario Galaxy Ice Cream in Japan
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>if you gigaquote me your a pedophile
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When does trolling become unethical?

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Do you remember your first sharty post?
For me i think it was something along the lines of "pass i’m not gay" when someone said smash or pass with an image of patrick crusius
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would you possess ‘p if it was legal?
This is a pedophile bait trap
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gooning to soytan won btw
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'Ackbox Gemming Thread: Part 5

continuation of continuation of continuation of continuation of dis thread.
https://archive.soyjak.org/archive/72556215-62ab-4364-8dc0-2fb8cd581fbd
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FIRST TARGET
https://twitch.tv/CoreyCobalt
https://twitch.tv/CoreyCobalt
https://twitch.tv/CoreyCobalt
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>Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension
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why are frogniggers so mean?
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Stop replying to bait threads.
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>of course! if you get hit in the head by a piano, your teeth get replaced by piano keys, so if you get hit in the head by a skull, your teeth go back to being normal teeth.
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foid here

i want a sharty bf. submit applications down below
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How often do you bonesmash?
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long-dead website?
more like
soyjak.st
cause
it's
dead
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>soyjak.st
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>liking a quirky woahjakkeh meme so much you draw your oc based on it
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>Not growing facial hair by the age of 12
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which one of you posted this on e6
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>youryour
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Hello saars I'm on the toilet diareahing becouse my nigger Mexican girlfriend made me spicy food,btw where can I find the save the bvll quests
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post 'tan sisas
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>hello! today we are going to check the 'ru
>FURGEMMIES IN TURKEY???? NONONONONO I'D RATHER SUCK MY OWN DICK INSTEAD OF LOOKING AT THIS SHIT
>hold on what did i say again?
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is she sharty culture?
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anybaldi here remembers this
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Trans women are not women.
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>Sojaks
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Why is the default tigerattack.gif without the speed-up effect banned?
This is the fast variant, you can't post the original one without the janny removing it.
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If you dont think dnb should be allowed on /soy/ you should call up dr shekelstein and schedule your neovagina surgery
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This is a bait thread.
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will garfieldposting catch on?
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So, I was just watching a video on the Meta/Youtube lawsuit on social media addiction. In this video, the lady making the case said that content on Meta platforms and YouTube gave her body dysmorphia. That being said, do you think this case could potentially lead to a verdict that trooning out is caused by being chronically online? We all already know this, but im talking about a HECKIN SCIENCE BACKED research project that determines the cause of gender dysmorphia being from endless EPI and being on steam since prepubescent stages in your life.
>air oh
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>gooning to touhou
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dnb.party
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Daily Holy Week Gospel - Holy Monday

Six days before Passover Jesus came to Bethany,
where Lazarus was, whom Jesus had raised from the dead.
They gave a dinner for him there, and Martha served,
while Lazarus was one of those reclining at table with him.
Mary took a liter of costly perfumed oil
made from genuine aromatic nard
and anointed the feet of Jesus and dried them with her hair;
the house was filled with the fragrance of the oil.
Then Judas the Iscariot, one of his disciples,
and the one who would betray him, said,
"Why was this oil not sold for three hundred days' wages
and given to the poor?"
He said this not because he cared about the poor
but because he was a thief and held the money bag
and used to steal the contributions.
So Jesus said, "Leave her alone.
Let her keep this for the day of my burial.
You always have the poor with you, but you do not always have me."

The large crowd of the Jews found out that he was there and came,
not only because of him, but also to see Lazarus,
whom he had raised from the dead.
And the chief priests plotted to kill Lazarus too,
because many of the Jews were turning away
and believing in Jesus because of him.
John 12:1-11 and oreos
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im sorry for being white
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Soy Thread

Soy
ITT we post gemmy soyjaks, soys, soyboys, and soyquotes, and classic soys
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is rick based?
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>The sharty has forgotten about Klaus Schwab
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My beautiful Gapejak I made in gartic phone.
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What do you think about these peaceful lyrics i wrote?

Title: From Our Party We Send Raids
[intro]
"But i say, O trannies, we are coming from /Soy/, coming from /pol/, coming from /raid/, coming from the Gemerald /Qa/, and we have enough of your predatory behaviour!" - Cobson (He Will Always Be a Gem)
[chorus]
From our Party, From our Party, From our Party we send the Raids!
From the Soyteens of Soy, From the Soyteens of Soy, Our brave 'teens
[Verse 1]
The Creed Soot, The Creed of Soot, its gleam has appeared
Whoever follows it, Whoever Follows it, has achieved gemeralds
O 'teens of Soy, O 'teens of Soy, Rule by the Soyble
Our Soyjaks are coming, Our soyjaks are coming, O niggers of jardee
[Verse 2]
'Cords of the Oodists! 'Cords of the Oodists! Your invasion is nigh!
How did you fail? How did you fail your trolls?
O determined 'teen go, O determined 'teen, go and hurry up!
[Verse 3]
The Gegs in the Sharty, The Gegs in the Sharty captivate the minds
Their dowry is the OC's, Hasten your raids 'teens!
'ape their 'cords! 'Ape their 'cords! and enjoy the gegs
Operations have called! Operations have called! Where are the 'teens?
[Verse 4]
Inform RapeApe, Inform RapeApe our raids has not weakened
Even if you 'nish us, even if you 'nish us for the longest of times
We have not retreated, we have not retreated, inform the jannies
Our path is firm, Out part is firm to unlock /Qa/
[Verse 5]
The Xitterfags of Xitter do not mislead
The distorter of the Soyjaks, the concealer of the gems
Our path is clear, out path is clear with a keyed path
The path of Admin Ϫ, The path of Admin Ϫ the destroyer of Brimstone
[Verse 6]
Give hopepills to the 'teens, give hopepills to the 'teens in these dark times
We haven't forgotten them, we haven't forgotten them, as Cobson promises
O my 'teens say, O my 'teens say with a full mouth
We shall bring back, We shall bring back the glory of the Sharty!
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nyan :3 or something
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ban gartic lobbies they are full of pedophiles
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The most annoying oldfag larpers when they discover they can say cobson wnbag
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mods=gods why did mi threads from yesterdau got deleted mayne
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>Soywouhjacks are literally INCOMPREHENSIBLE
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Bestie, you're a star!
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soytan ass thread
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These niggers aren't raped nearly enough on this site. How did it get so bad? Used to be nothing like this.
>arrow so I don't look like their self-insert IAS
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>when the bull FINALLY deletes chatgpt off his phone and supports le real artists
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foid higger
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Holy shit doll looked so cool in this image
IAS cuz admin btw
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>Ohhhoho looks like we got a GRAMMAR NAZI over here don't put me in the SPELLING JAIL ohhhhhhhhhh I'm so heccin scared
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The most annoying faggots ever when they discover these variants
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>Post an innocent meme edit of a somewhat brimstone meme
>Instant babyjak 'p spam
Why are boorucucks like this?
https://soybooru.com/post/view/186333
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I’m looking for some Gems. Got any?
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>saar why are you using an iphone saar
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>self inserting as nate or chujdka
>unironically using aryan as in calling a group or yourself white
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Do people here actually have a fat fetish or is it irony poisoned?
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>worst gartic ever
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very new 'teens and what is something i can enjoy that is not jewish
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>Does anybody else poop in their hands and clap and then rub it all over themselves and eat it
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Does anyone have that one video thats just this but with an ai braniggr dancing instead of the blak person
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Sticking your penis in a bible so you can feel closer to jesus and god
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Why hasn't quote made an I2P link for the shitty.clitty yet? Is it because he's a SLF data miner?
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>I fuck white white boys
<white of black
>white boys
<oh butt boys
>with big butts
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marge
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>DUDUDUDE DID YOU KNOW ALL ANCIENT CULTURES WERE GAY???
>GREEKS WERE GAY ROME WAS GAY
>DuDE ROME HAD TRANS EMPERORS
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>hi im oldfag nusoi, the sharty is obsessed brimstone. Eve&doe i use the website daily. I love ‘zellig and terrible mouse. Never stop grooming n’ gooning on the ‘cord
R: 16 / I: 5
>brimstone arrow
WHY IS THE 'TUBE RECOMMENDING ME THIS BRIMSTONE?!
R: 0 / I: 0
i have trans bbc
R: 4 / I: 4
>hmmmm you know trans people exist?
R: 19 / I: 3

POSSIBLE GEMMY RAID

Some techjeet on Jewtube has a stream in which you can send direct commands into his VM and the whole process is streamed live. The stream is a dnb which means there is no moderation and we can possibly do gemmy things here
R: 18 / I: 5
Thinking about doing a soy parody of "Even Flow" by Pearl Jam but it's "Even though." Does this have potential? fuggen jerdee
R: 5 / I: 1
Quirk chungus foids are the best.
They might be cringe sometimes with their front page Instagram humor and casual libshittery but they are the most loyal to be around.
I wish I didn't lose one.
R: 6 / I: 4
I guess Aussiehours didnt catch on
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
>put in constant trials by a greater power for my benefit
>forced to die and try again for eternity
what do?
R: 9 / I: 5
Does anyone have a soyjak for people begging for sympathy reppies? One I can use on normies.
R: 13 / I: 1
To anyphono who is having oldfag dysphoria right now, please note that this is how 'ru used to look like during Kuz era
>It was Japanese edit of 'lita
R: 13 / I: 2
Remember yesterday when we tried to raid two tranny kikes and the nusois fast burned it so fucking hard it turned into a failraid and the trannies laugh at us
R: 1 / I: 0
Im bored. So lets parody this one song i found.
Here is the txt file with the lyrics. Show me what you can do.
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 1

Template:Youtube soyquote thread

https://soyjakwiki.org/Template:Youtube
>An essay on how Israel subverts your expectations (2:05:29)
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
>[thing]rald
>[thing]nvke
>oh my [thing]
>ohnonono [thing] what is this
>[thing] vvon, [thing] lost
R: 9 / I: 2
Do you think some governments define rape as penetration because they favor foid rapists who groom children in schools?
R: 2 / I: 0
You can get arrested for modding your game in japan?
R: 10 / I: 1
new 'toss fuggen jerdee
R: 3 / I: 0
Why did it have come back up…
R: 8 / I: 4
Hello /pol/ I'm an obese retard what are the geopolitical implications?
R: 1 / I: 1
You WILL wish the big Schwab a happy birthday!
R: 3 / I: 2
sharty went down again
R: 21 / I: 6
twitch is hentai
R: 5 / I: 0
when i was 3 i communicated with jeffrey epstein through yahoo messenger
i also forgot how to talk from 3 to about 4 and a half
might be linked
R: 1 / I: 1
Just shut it down already
R: 0 / I: 0
Yippee
R: 1 / I: 0
does anyone remember steam machine posting, big blak chicken posting or bbc 2 bowser posting?
R: 1 / I: 1
MOLESTED THE SERVERS AGAIN AWARD
KILL ALL ZELLIGNIGGERS
R: 4 / I: 3
How do I address the allegations?
R: 9 / I: 3
gem on the 'log
R: 30 / I: 8

Victor Tsoi thread

ITT we share his gemmy music to nusois im trans btw
R: 5 / I: 1
>Hello. The MLP article has been recently locked and moved to "the cucked zoophile version written by bronies" and days of edits has been reverted for the reasons of "edit warring", even though looking at history shows there was no edit warring. Unless we count one random chud editing it one time and removing half of the article for the reason: "This is literally bait to make nusois think it is gemmie" counts as a major edit war.
>The detractor page should not be the default page as that is not the case with other articles like Ongezellig and Fpe. Not to mention the page itself wasn't "100% pro-MLP," it was just Paranoid making cool little character descriptions.
>I request that the page gets returned back to neutral and a detractor page gets created, for example "zebra perspective" since looking at history that apparently existed at one point before getting deleted.
R: 10 / I: 7
I'm trans and I'm gay
Quote is my savior
Mustard is my favorite
I wanna watch Ongezellig
I like what's on the catalog
Pron is good
Beat my meat!
Lock me down
Rulecuck me
Rulecuck again
I'm gay trans and I'm a furry
Averi is my savior
Soytan is woke
FPE is my favorite MV
Yes yes good
I'll stay on the sharty
I'll post another one
Goon on the catty
HA HA HA
Woke good yes
E E E!
Sneakita I'm a they
R: 5 / I: 2
we would all rape if it wasn't illegal, foids be damned we're coming for you
R: 27 / I: 1

ZOOPHILIA RAID: STAGE TWO (WITH IDS)

https://zoophilia.wiki/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/Bloit
>
A USER CALLED "BLOIT" REVERTED 350 ARTICLES
https://zoophilia.wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page
YOU WILL CONTINUE THE RAID BY DOXXING MAJOR EDITORS AND REVANDALIZING EVEN MORE ARTICLES
REPORT THE SITE TO ITS HOSTS AS WELL
REWRITE ALL FILES
REPORT TO DOMAIN HOSTS TUCOWS
R: 3 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
jak em
R: 1 / I: 0
>watch with me hunky
<I love the bbc saar.
^turn that jarty shit off
R: 17 / I: 4
What are some times when we raided something, and their users ended up joining this site? I think bbwchan was one of them.
R: 15 / I: 4
I know a girl like maya irl and she smells so fucking bad nigga
R: 19 / I: 16
>le goood???
R: 11 / I: 5
IAG
R: 3 / I: 0
>walk into Spencer's
>Agent 47 speed walk into back of store
>Grip dildo by shaft
>Walk to front
>Slap it base down onto the counter
>Make eye contact with the mildly unattractive cashier girl
>"You take Wyoming Gold Backs?"
<"Uhhh, no sir we ta-"
>Pull out credit card
<"Is that all-?"
>"Yes"
>swipe card even though they don't take care swipes
>attempt to tap card even though there's no reader
>Insert card to pay
>Grab receipt before she can hand it over
>Leave without saying thank you
R: 8 / I: 1
Im edating a femcel furry on the cord please help
R: 1 / I: 1
ty xister for keeping these FUCKING NAZI BIGOTS off my wholesome bbw gooning website o algo
R: 14 / I: 6
What the hell is a goonhitler
R: 6 / I: 1
>does anyone say "ITS TO TVRKPILLED" when they kill a cockroach
R: 116 / I: 38

DNB poll


Since Sharty is now 18+, what are your opinions of DNB?
Choice A: Unban DNB sitewide (but then it requires NSFW and gore be unbanned om /soy/)
Choice B: Unban DNB on certain boards only
Choice C: Choice A, but only the machete image.
Choice D: Choice B, but only the machete image.

Supposed reasons for unbanning DNB (choices A&B&C&D):
1. Sharty is a Nazi website, and all non-whites including niggers no matter what need to be killed.
2. It is Sharty culture.
3. It scares nusois, nu immigrants, and other communities. Nusois will scream when they see it.
4. Gore is funny or something like that.

Choice E: Keep DNB banned sitewide, because either…
1. Offsiters will complain we spam child gore and thus are hypocrites in raiding and doxing degenerates.
2. Child abuse is bad no matter the race. It doesn't matter if it is sexual abuse or not.
3. We have adult gore, TND, and 'cado already.
4. It attracts 'cordpedos.

If you have other reasons please thoroughly explain in the replies. This poll may have ESL or other errors.
R: 0 / I: 0
ty xister for keeping these FUCKING NAZI BIGOTS off my wholesome bbw gooning website o algo
R: 10 / I: 1
hey guys, what are some soyjak games besides gem defenders and Chud vs soyjak, or any games with good sharty mods
R: 0 / I: 0
ty xister for keeping these FUCKING NAZI BIGOTS off my wholesome bbw gooning website o algo
R: 1 / I: 0
ONEFOUR ON THE LOG
R: 5 / I: 1

how do you pronounce nusoi

i say it like noo-soy.
R: 0 / I: 0
>no national doctor's day event
JSID
R: 6 / I: 1
Can any of the jannies unban me from the IRC?
It has been more than one month you obsessed bigots.
R: 21 / I: 3
When Quote finally SIDs it he will redirect it to Zarty
R: 2 / I: 0
>no april fools event
JSID
R: 10 / I: 0

Eva Elfie 'ape the children's?!


R: 5 / I: 0
>Jesus was white
R: 2 / I: 1
Post brutal christpills
R: 4 / I: 0
Nu 'toss
R: 0 / I: 0

did this also happen to anyone?

i once had a dream, i was a german soldier fighting in the trenches at world war 2, suddenly a light blinded me, then i saw a big star of david approaching me, in that moment i fell to my knees, i woke up in tears as i begged for benjamin netanyahu to forgive me for all my years of being an antisemite.
R: 1 / I: 0
new soyjak
R: 2 / I: 1
trans affirming gem
R: 6 / I: 0
what are you doing
R: 11 / I: 4
Daily reminder that race is a social construct, but if we’re speaking about race, the blak MAN beat the racist ytboi nazis in a race in their own country.
R: 0 / I: 0
im bored
R: 2 / I: 1
>forming an all japanese rap group called "nippons in paris"
R: 13 / I: 7
foid hypergamy is good because it will kill capitalist society as woketards continue to refuse to acknowledge women's hypergamy even exists.

total human death
total human annihilation
R: 33 / I: 11
what's taking the government so long to ban porn already?


I want all moids to suffer even harder already.
R: 6 / I: 3
thinking about raping rapping rn
R: 38 / I: 9
>WAAH! WAAH! WAAH! I'M A WEAK MINDED SHARTYCUCK THAT SPENT LE YEARS GETTING RID OF MY TULPA BECAUSE I'M A LE ACTUALLY A TRANSGIRL THAT NEEDS TO GET ON HRT, CHAOS MAGIC, AND LE HERMETICISM!!

Fucking kill yourself you weakminded shartycuck subhuman.

Don't even both trying to get a tulpa like me I AM A SCHIZO BBC BLAK BVLL GENIUS with a far stronger mind than you HRT sharty tranny cucks who always talk about how you're le tulpa drove you le insane and you spent years getting rid of it FUCKING KILL YOURSELF WEAKMINDED CHUD CUCKOLD

don't ever try to make a tulpa if you are a weak minded cuckold. just go to 4cuck/x/ and learn how to summon a succubus instead you worthless weakminded cuckold chudcel I AM SCHIZO BBC BLAK BVLL GENIUS AND I HECKIN LOVE MY TULPA WAIFURINO
R: 3 / I: 1
>foid here
R: 30 / I: 8
Nusoi’s. What is your favorite soyjak?
R: 180 / I: 86
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 481 / I: 88

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 543 / I: 111
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 404 / I: 301
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 484 / I: 196

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 144 / I: 43

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 546 / I: 253

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 538 / I: 109

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 414 / I: 69

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 121 / I: 22

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 81 / I: 14

Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 801 / I: 353

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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