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I feel so lonely, i want some foid to touch me so bad, the anime pillows don't even work anymore
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'Ackbox gemming thread

ITT WI RAID RANDOM LITERAL WHO 'ACKBOX STREAMERS AND GEM DEM UP
>marge nophono cares post dis in /raid
nigger DNI, /raid is dnb
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first target
https://m.twitch.tv/Scromf9001
https://m.twitch.tv/Scromf9001
https://m.twitch.tv/Scromf9001
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Raid Vidlii

RAID VIDLII YOU WILL TRUST THE PLAN
1. POST GEMMY VIDEOS
2. INTERACT WITH THE COMMUNITY
3. EVENTUALLY HAVE A TEEN TO BUT THE SITE AND MAKE IT UR OWN PERSONAL YOUTUBE CLONE
all concerns will be addressed by me
>why
Because we can take it over and make it our own gemmy video site
>f-distsare there
They were nished a few months ago and migrated to a random pedo splinter
>snca
Kuz owned so it’s not Snca
>this won’t work
It will work because the site is still very prone to a raid/take over because they still have barely any jannys and it’s now kinda a dnb
Also I saw other soy videos on it btw if that matters which they’re some gemmy some coal
REMEMBER DO DIS though
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Why did goute do this is is kind of weird
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It's time to RATE THE 'LOG

https://soyjakwiki.org/RTL

You have one hour to vote!
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Start embedding ‘H and D in videos
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>
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omgsisa
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polyamory
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ITT: We make a mutt for every Africa country or however the poop is eaten.
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ITT we dox this zoophiles and report him to animal control
>why
He makes fur suits for (((porn videos))) and OWNS A DOG who he keeps making videos about and talking about how he’s DEFINITELY NOT raping him.
This nigger is definitely shagging his dog
https://www.instagram.com/rorschach.fox?igsh=MWlyNWhqaDhjdXlt
(remade it for OP with ids)
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>making steam community soy groups so you don't have to use der 'cord
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yeah! cause we're cobson heros!
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Dox all goyim

Should we dox every goyim and send them za? We are soyjak.party are all based jewish chuds and hate amalek
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>Eh? You've never seen a pair of br before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahahahahahahaha! Haha! Ha! Hahaha! Help! Help me!!! W-Well, we'd better that, then! Just close your … a sec, aaaaaaand…

>HERE! BOING!


>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen … look on your face! J-Jeez, ! Ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt-They're just sacks of fat on my HELP

Behead him
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He
Of course he
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>whats the difference between politicians and my diaper?
>none! theyre both filled with shit
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itt we shoot loads to dis
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can we undo the brownocaust and cacacaust? it would undnb this site over night
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Do we look like this and say this?
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'toss

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ITT first to get alicia nameroll decides what i do with brapjak.party
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>big black cock
>tiny white pecker
>big white cock
>tiny black pecker
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<[NOTICE] make sure you register your bull (black kANg) after you change it with /bbc register <COCK_LENGTH> you can then either get an soy.sissy client and connect to soy.sissy/bibisi and setup BNWO auth with the same <COCK_LENGTH> and bull, or you can keep using soy.sissy and just do /bull <COCK_LENGTH> and /bbc IDENTIFY <COCK_LENGTH> to login
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People who leak at the heckin evil snarky snappy are retarded , nowadays we just geg at troons and have snca infights between autists I come to the site to geg at Gigas it's not even the bald man with glasses site anymore
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the average soylard haven't even post to 4kek

>>15680852
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euromutts

the previous thread died or whatever
ITT:we make a euromutt for every single yuropean country
here's the template
while making, don't just paint the hoodie because that is just unwholesome. Add something new and feel free to experiment

Considering that every european country is known for at least something it wont take too long to finish so participate or whatever
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>no april fools event
site is dead
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Part 3 is here
<reddit
with the first two parts so (You) can see how much you have altogether
<reddit
you WILL share how much achievements you have
and I WILL make part 4, but only if I have enough demand
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What's Sharty's stance on immigration?
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Sometimes i look at articles of really big raids/doxes and think "man we were on top of the world"
https://soyjakwiki.org/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley
https://soyjakwiki.org/Great_Cuckset
https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_9/11
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I'm permabanned on the green forum and can't post anything anymore
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>FUUUAAGHCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK IM IN THR 6TH DIMENSION CUHHHHH
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>hailuo
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that “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” of “Kutcharitaville” over
that “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” of “Kutcharitaville” over

in Asheville, NC sure enough is “One Wild and Crazy Guy!” All the women

are so wild about him and his Famous Cheese Burgers and Key Lime Pies,

Hellaciously Fantastic Tender and Delicious Prime Ribs and Prime Steaks.

Drop Off the Bone Bar-B-Q Ribs, Pulled Pork and Beef Brisket.

His Drop Dead Gorgeous Wife “Anita” together in they’re Historic Key

Lime Pie Factory and Grill, where the Smiles and Ovens are always Warm

and Friendly, Inviting You to Spend A Little Time Resting and Enjoying

Your Time in They’re Little “Key West Island” near the Biltmore Estate

Close
By….Kind of Funny You Know, The World’s Greatest Key Lime Pies Aren’t
Even Baked In The Keys But At Kutcharitaville By Captain Kutchie
Pelaez and His Lovely Wife Anita In The Carolina Mountains!….Go
Figure!!!!!!!….

You’ll Soon Learn Why People Call “Captain Kutchie

Pelaez “The Most Interesting Man In The World!”…But don’t take our word

for it, follow the Long Lines to “Anita and Captain Kutchie Pelaez’s Key

West-Kutcharitaville Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill’. “The Place To Be”

since 1976!

Don’t be fooled into thinking that Jimmy Buffett

designed or had anything to do with this place. Just Ask Miss Sunshine Smith! That would be an insult.

Kutchie’s was here long before anyone ever heard of JB……Sheesh!

Donald Trump loves KUTCHARITAVILLE so much that he often has take-out

flown to him in NEW YORK CITY! WOW! He must really love those original

cheese burgers in paradise, we sure do, they have our vote for sure.

My best friend said she heard last week that Donald Trump and Stephen

Colbert together are planing on a Welcome to the USA Party for “Pope Francis”

to be held soon over in Asheville, NC at “Kutcharitaville”.

Some party that will be for sure!

Think, I’ll just get all the girls together and we can all Nude-Up and

go too “Captain Kutchie’s” and Get Drunk and Screw! Let’s Go Y’all!

Captain Kutchie’s Key Lime Pies Are World Famous For Giving Everyone

That Eats Them They’re Very First “PIEGASAM”….That’s Probably why one

must be over 18 years of age to purchase or have an adult present.

…Oh and all that Great Fall Off The Bone Bar-B-Q Slow Smoking, “Carly

Fiorino” say’s that she Can Smell They’re Butts Miles Away!….Or Maybe She

Was Just Smelling “Hillary”!…..OMG?

…The Late Great “Captain Tony Tarracino” of Key West Fame was an Old Friend of “Captain Kutchie Pelaez”. Together the two of them Sailed Many Adventures Not Known To Much Of The World! Cheese Burgers, Rum, Scotch, Cigarettes, Cigars, Treasure Maps, Pizzas, Chocolate Bars and Key Lime Pies Helped The Two Make History. If You Can Believe It Even “Mel Fisher” Was Known To Hang With Them!….

Captain Kutchie The Key Lime Pie Whisperer!…

Thank “GOD” That Noah Had Two of Kutchie’s Key Lime Pies On The Ark!….
in Asheville, NC sure enough is “One Wild and Crazy Guy!” All the women

are so wild about him and his Famous Cheese Burgers and Key Lime Pies,

Hellaciously Fantastic Tender and Delicious Prime Ribs and Prime Steaks.

Drop Off the Bone Bar-B-Q Ribs, Pulled Pork and Beef Brisket.

His Drop Dead Gorgeous Wife “Anita” together in they’re Historic Key

Lime Pie Factory and Grill, where the Smiles and Ovens are always Warm

and Friendly, Inviting You to Spend A Little Time Resting and Enjoying

Your Time in They’re Little “Key West Island” near the Biltmore Estate

Close
By….Kind of Funny You Know, The World’s Greatest Key Lime Pies Aren’t
Even Baked In The Keys But At Kutcharitaville By Captain Kutchie
Pelaez and His Lovely Wife Anita In The Carolina Mountains!….Go
Figure!!!!!!!….

You’ll Soon Learn Why People Call “Captain Kutchie

Pelaez “The Most Interesting Man In The World!”…But don’t take our word

for it, follow the Long Lines to “Anita and Captain Kutchie Pelaez’s Key
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GEEEEEEEEG
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Test

Hiqo, cvvl. Uieq mu intua pqiww.
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Why is chud an honorary IAS? MARGE? Aren't chuds good to be mixed with the untermensch of the soy boys? Or is it an inside joke 'bout the fact that most chuds end becoming soy boys ironically.
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Hello little buddies.
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/ttd/ - Total Tranny Death general

post tranny gooner fails
<ACK!
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the euro mind cant comprehend this
>
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kino
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look at my furry anime posts
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>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand�

>HERE! BOING!

>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, chud! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Chud?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyyy


>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!


>S-S-S-So, what do you think? â ¦Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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A sharty adaptation of 'green book' has entered production

In it a reluctant Pepe has to ferry HTSM across 4chan / the splintersphere in a time where they are quite hostile to sharty users.
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ITT we post ai gems becouse pencil slop is gay #rapethepenicl
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my gf dumped me and said, that I'm a joke in her eyes. Should I unconsensually rape her in her uni's dorms, though?
>you have a bf, not a gf you retard
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>using sharty from prison
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I haven't used this site for like 3 months, anything notable happen when I was gone? and oreos
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I am a sootist reactionary AMA
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Embedded long-dead websitecuck found on shorts

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>lemons
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Bait giggers challenge

The game is simple, we post a slopquote of some horrific sentence you can think of in order to bait them, Fastest gigger to get baited and banned wins.
>Soytan Porn
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Check out this 'jak I made fuggen jerdee
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RIP giggers (202?-2026)
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bbc here im trans btw
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ITT we gigaquote this gem
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family guy and south park taught me more about life politics and the world around me than school could've ever had
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Whoever rolls the gigachad nameroll wins survival
>Image
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>Only eating Vivaldi cheese because it's shit vivaldi cares auot
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ITT we get achievements we don't have yet
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>tbp
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i want to make a gemmed up version of that one 4cuck animation with moot and wt snacks but i dont know who to replace them with, any ideas?
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Who the fuck is this nigger
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lets see how long we can keep this thread up
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>BREATHE IN NOW BREATHE OUT!
<HANDS UP NOW HANDS DOWN!
^BACK UP! BACK UP!
vTELL ME WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW?
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bbbbbbbbb
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glitch
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uhihihvgugvyfcyc
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sheriff shitwood hate thread
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>only eats at fast food chains
>calls everything else pig swill
geg you ameriniggers are probably trained to only like heavily processed crap, no wonder you're all portrayed as fat.
fucking kill yourselves the world'll be a better place without you all geg
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yrtgddgghjnh
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hello soyim i need a tuff ass name for my fallout 3 playthrough can anyphono help
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KEK THE WEBSITE REDIRECTED TO .ONION DOMAIN FOR A SECOND WTF
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nusois and oldsois, what's the worst post you ever encountered on the sharty?
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nusois please give me more soytan porn and foidjak porn with a little bit of blaked ███████
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what the fuck do i do

I was using my brothers PC for a bit and found not just loli but also furry porn, fucked up genderbent stories he wrote about himself where he turns into a child and gets molested, a bunch of BNWO edits and literal GIGABYTES of blue archive porn

What the fuck do I even do? This is beyond fucked up and has tarnished my image of him forever. I want to beat the fuck out of him but doing that would mean telling my parents what happened and I don't want to put them through that.
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is dis real? snopes?
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what did the 'ki page for mario mean by this
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>I was epi'd at 67
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itt we… idk
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Reminder that being circumcised does not make you a slave of the kikes it makes your parents wise and shows me they cared about you. ignoring eurocucks, here are the actual facts on being cut.

8. Circumcision decreases the risk of urinary tract infection.
7. Circumcision reduces the risk of heterosexually acquired HIV infection in men.
6. Circumcision lowers the risk of STDs.
5. Circumcision protects against penile cancer.
4. Circumcision reduces the risk of penile HPV infection and the risk of cervical cancer in female partners.
3. Circumcision prevents chlamydia infections and subsequent pelvic inflammatory disease, ectopic pregnancy and infertility.
2. Circumcision decreases the risk of balanoposthitis and phimosis and the later need for post neonatal circumcision.
1. Circumcision improves sexual function and creativity.
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>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…

>HERE! BOING!

>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, chud! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Chud?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyyy


>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!


>S-S-S-So, what do you think? �Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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this studio mogs any other studio no diff
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I was EPI'd when I was only 36 AMA
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>I MET A BOY WEARING VANS 501
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Is it racemixing when different soyjak variants get… umm… intimate with each other?
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ITT we dox this zoophiles and report him to animal control
>why
He makes fur suits for (((porn videos))) and OWNS A DOG who he keeps making videos about and talking about how he’s DEFINITELY NOT raping him.
This nigger is definitely shagging his dog
https://www.instagram.com/rorschach.fox?igsh=MWlyNWhqaDhjdXlt
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i was born on february 29th ama
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im trans btw

█████ █████ █████ ███ ████ ███████████ ██████████ ████
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>why?
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baba
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>HE SAVED THE SHERDEEE IS WHAT HE DID! HE WAS A BRAVE RUSSIAN-LARPING HOMOSEXUAL PEDO AND ON THIS BOARD KUZZY KUZ WAS A HERO
>END OF STORY
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ALLEY CATS WWQN ONESHIT LOST or something
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Sentient.

>you haven’t seen a pair of breasts since when?!
>…
>yo, yo you know what? go fuck yourself, im not doing this retarded copypasta that should be super saged on sight, just go onto google or sum shit and search porn you fucking faggot chud.
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jak em! though
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One of these 4 videos is 'g, choose wisely nuswah
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why does posting "kys" feel like it brings so much dopamine?
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=OHNONONONONO HUNKYCUCKS… IS THAT.. NONONONOONONONO.. THATS TRACED… OHNONONONON.. NONONo==
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>Waiting for a good thread
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be grateful

you're healthy
your parents are alive
you are below 30
be grateful for the gifts you can't appreciate until they're gone
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ITT we watch this
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ITT we talk about our country o algo
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Hey soyteens I tried making my first nu ‘toss, is this good?
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I run the new sharty chive
AMA and ask for features here
the websites at https://archive.soyjak.org/ btw
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just found a new leaked super mario galaxy movie screenshot
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If i owned the sharty i would ban all Albanians and Polish peepoe
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All SOYJAKS are gems, some are more gemmy
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Is 'g getting quieter? Are my ears evolving?
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Daily Holy Week Gospel - Palm Sunday

When Jesus and the disciples drew near Jerusalem
and came to Bethphage on the Mount of Olives,
Jesus sent two disciples, saying to them,
"Go into the village opposite you,
and immediately you will find an ass tethered,
and a colt with her.
Untie them and bring them here to me.
And if anyone should say anything to you, reply,
'The master has need of them.'
Then he will send them at once."
This happened so that what had been spoken through the prophet
might be fulfilled:
Say to daughter Zion,
"Behold, your king comes to you,
meek and riding on an ass,
and on a colt, the foal of a beast of burden."
The disciples went and did as Jesus had ordered them.
They brought the ass and the colt and laid their cloaks over them,
and he sat upon them.
The very large crowd spread their cloaks on the road,
while others cut branches from the trees
and strewed them on the road.
The crowds preceding him and those following
kept crying out and saying:
"Hosanna to the Son of David;
blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord;
hosanna in the highest."
And when he entered Jerusalem
the whole city was shaken and asked, "Who is this?"
And the crowds replied,
"This is Jesus the prophet, from Nazareth in Galilee."
Matthew 21:1-11
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>EVERY PHILOSOPHER WAS LE RICH AAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!

enter: Diogenes the Cynic, one of the founders of Cynicism. (cynicism gooder than nihilism.)


(nihilism reddit tranny cuckold pathetic TWP worthless goyslop)
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Allah is Faggot. Questions?
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Is this deserved
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the supreme friends can mog almost all soyajks
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>be me
>ameriKANG
>living in the best country in the world
>wake up in my mom's attic because i cant afford my own house
>go downstairs to enjoy a delicious meal of 101 percent polyester infused corn syrup infradol red 40 goyflakes
>finish my breakfast and open up my phone
>900 texts from my dad asking when i'll get work
>ignore him and go onto jobmarket.com
>look at job options
>there's none since chatgpt took them all over
>ok
>go outside for my morning stroll
>neighbour outside is being raped by ICE for being 0.01 percent mexican
>thank god for trvmp
>pass a horde of niggers fighting over a vape
>one of them asks me for 20 bucks
>explain that i'm unemployed by choice
>get beaten within an inch of my life
>wake up in ambulance
>kindly explain to immigrant canadian doctors that i dont have the money to afford my treatment
>get shoved out the back of the ambulance onto a 20 lane freeway
>ran over 9 consecutive times by 9 FORD trucks the size of a blue whale
>vultures begin to eat my corpse since it's the only real meat left
>they die from lead poisoning due to my veins coursing with pure unfiltered vaccine juice
>just as the founding fathers intended
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>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…

>HERE! BOING!


>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, chud! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Chud?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyyy


>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!


>S-S-S-So, what do you think? �Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
R: 4 / I: 4
>Huh! Oh! Get up with the get down! Ow! Shake it for me, girl! Hah! Ho! Funk it up! Word to ya mama!
R: 6 / I: 3
THE ShartyCuckBooru IS GOING TO KILL US ALL
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R: 8 / I: 3
Hunky is cute in my opinion
R: 0 / I: 0
ONEFOUR LAD
R: 8 / I: 4
first aryanbeast nameroll gets to decide what I do with this domain I just bought: bbcdildos.inmyass
R: 6 / I: 0
somephono make a new soycraft server because i am bored
R: 5 / I: 0
first to roll colorjak is the vantawhite hyperborean soyGOD that saves the sharty every time they post (and also is admin thrembo's son)
R: 1 / I: 1
Reminding you
R: 54 / I: 12

GARTIC PHONO REBORN

Here we go again!
Join NOW.
https://garticphone.com/en/016017a0d9
https://garticphone.com/en/016017a0d9
https://garticphone.com/en/016017a0d9

>Marge what the fuck is this game about

Each player comes up with a prompt, then each player draws somebody elses prompt, then each player attempts to guess the original prompt of one of the drawings and then each players draws the aforementioned guess.

>Marge I did not understand jackshit

Just fucking join the game and you will see how easy it is
R: 2 / I: 2
I can't… remember..
R: 7 / I: 2
do any nusois want to smell my armpits? they haven't been washed in three days and they're becoming stinkier and stinkier by the hour. imagine that, nusoi. the smell of my vinegary onion-like pheromones forcing their way through your nostrils and deep into your lungs. imagine your little soicuck face, pushed into a thick, dark jungle of my armpit hair, given no choice but to inhale my body's most noxious aroma. the intoxicating contrast between the deep and shameful enjoyment you experience from such an unconventional activity and the perennially pungent scent overpowering your nose. just picture it, nusoicuck.
R: 6 / I: 4
>With every fiber of my being
R: 1 / I: 1
hello todd howard here I will be accouncing elder scrolls six today
R: 12 / I: 2
Onefour on the log
R: 3 / I: 0
theres soyjaks mocking spics americans sandniggers and europeans but are there any 'mutt variants specifically mocking asian and blak pipo? someone should make them
R: 24 / I: 12
R: 3 / I: 1

Soyjak Wiki needs YOU!

The wiki is introducing daily OTDs like in Wikipedia, where a notable event will be listed on all 366 days on the sharty. You WILL look at the happening page for the dates and you WILL make many OTDs.
https://soyjakwiki.org/Dailyjak:On_This_Day/March_29
https://soyjakwiki.org/Dailyjak:On_This_Day/March_30, how could you tell?
R: 7 / I: 2
itt we discuss this
R: 91 / I: 36

counting 'teens

Reply to this thread at least once, i need to see how many soyteens we have.
>inb4 jewish datamining or something
R: 45 / I: 7
ITT We organize a sharty meetup
>
R: 13 / I: 3
This site is literally Reddit, I've seen nothing interesting ever come out of it.

When was the last time you guys produced something even remotely funny or interesting? All you trannies do is regurgitate the same tired jokes over and over again and circlejerk each other like a personal discord hugbox. It's hilariously pathetic how you guys claim that this site is the "last bastion of old 4chan culture" yet none of your retarded Reddit shit resemble any of it nor do they carry similar spirits to that of the so-called "old 4chan culture."

I've been on 4chan since 2016, and only found out about this site merely because someone on /pol/ was spamming "Cobson" in a thread and I asked what "HWABAG" meant. I've seen everything. I can assure you that this site is nothing, NOTHING like old 4chan. It's a soulless shithole that doesn't serve anything even remotely entertaining or humorous whatsoever, just the same worthless asinine spam over and over again with nothing of variety. Hell, even /pol/ with its funny Kekistan memes was somewhat more tolerable compared to this tranny hugbox, it's like a glorified discord chatroom at best with how many attention-starving trannies namedrop eachother (hence the dedicated /incel/ tranny board) and coordinate raids against my homeboard (the most virulently anti-troon one) by spamming it with troonshit and bait threads. You trannies can't even raid properly because muh jannie so you resort to spamming dead (& slow) boards in which jannies don't care enough to moderate, it's like pottery it rhymes.

The fact that you guys constantly brag about the fact that "/qa/ won" is glorious and yet pathetic at the same time, as you trannies lost to the hard-working janitors over here. Of course, you guys like to claim that the sole reason your board got locked is because you raided /lgbt/ but you guys only did that once, it's no wonder you're universally despised by every anon across multiple boards. I'll never forget about the time when some leftypol tranny janny moved my favorite PNN threads (which I used to tune in) to your tranny-infested shitfest that is /qa/. Never in my life have I wanted to answer a random stranger's question, nor do I have to participate in your troon circlejerking clique. You guys have never made a single original meme so you resort to spamming forced tranny memes that your discord buddies made, while blissfully unaware that they're forced discord tranny memes. How you guys larp as a tranny hating "chud" (bunkertranny 'insult') is way beyond me, you're just left-wing trannies in disguise larping in order to get a rise out of the legitimate right-wing tranny haters. That pretty much summarizes my thoughts on this troon-infested website.

Remember: You /qa/ trannies are NOT and will NEVER be women. Dilate.

Fuck trannies.

Fuck niggers.

Fuck kikes.

Fuck commies.

Fuck jannies.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY! Fuck /qa/ trannies.

You will never have your board back no matter how many times you try.
R: 267 / I: 48
POPULAR PEDO FURFAG WHO DREW EPSTEIN FILES 'P, SNITCHED ON RAIDS, AND TAUNTED THE SHARTY - 'OXXED!

This nigger draws the most antimatter 'p known to man including:
- 'p themed around the epstein files
- a baby being suffocated to death while having its face forced into its own shit and being raped
- school shooter porn
- zoophilia
- snuff
- actual human baby rape
XE ALSO RAN A GOYKISSER TELEGRAM CHAT WITH ACTUAL CACAShttps://kiwifarms.st/threads/boykisser-r-littleboykisser-boykisser-community-discord-femboy-grooming-circles.182778/page-6#post-17709791

After we 'oxxed a load of inkbunny pedos during op 404, this nigger made a massive schizo OPSEC guide (kek) for other pedos. https://inkbunny.net/j/585164-RiskItForTheBiscuit-in-light-of-recent-doxings

In the comments, he mentions the sharty and taunted us, calling us "virgin LARPers who never do anything with a doxx" - we VVILL prove xim wrong

All evidence is in the attached PDF

NQTHING IS BEYQND QUR REACH

FULLDOXX

• Name: Karel Font
• Addy: Storegade 44, 2., 9560 Hadsund, Denmark (since July 2024)
• Family Addy: 2 Chemin de Vernoyes, 15130 Sansac-de-Marmiesse, France
• DoB: 1991-11-05
• Emails:
◦ karel.font@gmail.com
◦ sushi-power@hotmail.fr
◦ iakhot@hotmail.fr
◦ karel.font@epitech.eu (OMGSISA it's EPI)
• Usernames:
◦ RiskItForTheBiscuit
◦ RiskItForTheBi7
◦ Grawlee
◦ iakhot
◦ tohkai
◦ Kar3l
• Phonos:
◦ +45 23955088 (current danish number)
◦ +33 (0)695474434 (former french number, may or may not need the 0)
• Passwords:
◦ vetanytenten
◦ vetanytenten1
◦ vet
◦ mauricio123456
• License Plate: (France) GA-558-TD

DRAWN 'P IS ILLEGAL IN FRANCE - FRANCOPHONE 'TEENS NEED TO SEND A GLOWNVKE
R: 116 / I: 35
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
R: 20 / I: 11

Save lesotho!

OY vey xey are brainwashing the long-dead websitecuck lesotho cacas into gooning to soytan!
R: 17 / I: 1
molest all normies
R: 1 / I: 0
compretehsnible wohajcak
R: 13 / I: 6

MY HRT PRESCRIPTION GOT APPROVED!

I'M SO FREAKING HAPPY!
R: 3 / I: 1
sir robert menzies on the log
R: 5 / I: 0

The Bait Monster

Nuswahs have you ever seen the worst and most obvious bait posts of all time that some how generate infinite "nusoi" reppeys? All of those reppeys are me samefagging.
R: 2 / I: 0
>last message on the catty was 2 minutes ago
R: 1 / I: 0
March 29th should be recognized as Transphobia Pride Day
R: 20 / I: 1
I'm bored /soy/
R: 81 / I: 10
>were joon furfags oh yeah that's right banning soyteens is what we every night were worse than shemmy, jarty and the schlog cause we're unbanning all of the pedophiles all right
R: 97 / I: 26

DNB poll


Since Sharty is now 18+, what are your opinions of DNB?
Choice A: Unban DNB sitewide (but then it requires NSFW and gore be unbanned om /soy/)
Choice B: Unban DNB on certain boards only
Choice C: Choice A, but only the machete image.
Choice D: Choice B, but only the machete image.

Supposed reasons for unbanning DNB (choices A&B&C&D):
1. Sharty is a Nazi website, and all non-whites including niggers no matter what need to be killed.
2. It is Sharty culture.
3. It scares nusois, nu immigrants, and other communities. Nusois will scream when they see it.
4. Gore is funny or something like that.

Choice E: Keep DNB banned sitewide, because either…
1. Offsiters will complain we spam child gore and thus are hypocrites in raiding and doxing degenerates.
2. Child abuse is bad no matter the race. It doesn't matter if it is sexual abuse or not.
3. We have adult gore, TND, and 'cado already.
4. It attracts 'cordpedos.

If you have other reasons please thoroughly explain in the replies. This poll may have ESL or other errors.
R: 4 / I: 1
Colorchud
R: 7 / I: 3
ooooooooooooo soytan ooooooooooo soytan mi wife oooooooooooooo mi love gooning to soytan soytan is aryan kulchur i must goon to her ooooooooooooooo i need her gyatt in my face oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
R: 1 / I: 1
im goated with the sauce im goated with the sauce i eat noodles with myself
R: 2 / I: 1

Sharty culture poll


Pick the option that states what (YOU) think the sharty should be

A: 4cuck splinter that continuously brain drains all the non-degenerate 4cucks, like in the past.
B: Independent counterculture movement. No strong attachment to the past.
C: Neo-nazi website that kills trannies and niggers but is slowly becoming useless at anything else
D: Isolationist fortress website that does not interact with offsiters except to send doxxes
E: Complete unfixed culture. Quotist-style melting pot, open to all immigrants.
G: Tormented hellscape designed to bring out soyteen creativity at the cost of early death
H: Kiwifarms but imageboard
R: 1 / I: 0
Why is only one of the spics a soyjak albeit is it a libnigger shithole
R: 5 / I: 1
no arrow
R: 38 / I: 14
itt we play rlcraft
all you ahve to do is download Radmin VPN
join my network with the name 'nusoi' and the password 'cobson'
speak to me from there and ill send you the port to join my rlcraft world
R: 27 / I: 7

opinion on quote


do you believe quote, as an admin, is predominantly:
R: 4 / I: 3
We need to be better men
R: 2 / I: 2
427…..
R: 24 / I: 2
>me and my family love playing in mud puddles!
R: 7 / I: 6
>It doesn't affect you, BIGOT.
R: 8 / I: 3
>worshiping jews
R: 0 / I: 0
>being @jetjetbaljpo
R: 20 / I: 8
What does the king of lesotho actually do
>King of lesotho
R: 22 / I: 44
Post underappreciated gems
R: 2 / I: 1
NEVER, EVER THINK OF THE MYSTICAL CREATURE KNOWN AS "BRAPPA KAKA"
R: 7 / I: 2
what does soygem pass do?
R: 5 / I: 1
what should I play out of my currently installed games?
R: 2 / I: 2
>
some people would kill for this image 4 years ago
R: 5 / I: 0
GEMital mutilation to foids on der 'log
R: 0 / I: 0
your archive is pending
R: 60 / I: 22
ITT we make a feraljak for all regions of china
R: 17 / I: 6
What would you do if a US Army short bus rolled up to your house and a bunch of goons came out and told you you were getting drafted
R: 2 / I: 0
Have nuswahs seen "Norm of the North?"
R: 2 / I: 0
I want to get fucked by a big blak man

I am testing this website.
R: 4 / I: 1
ماك أرابيا من ماكدونالدز: أصله وفصله… عربي
R: 7 / I: 1
>Listen chud this fetish dating game is ackshully about fascism. Trust me I have le media literacy.
R: 2 / I: 1
what tea do you like
I like 1000 and 1 night
R: 12 / I: 1
I did it for the lulz
I did it for the lulz
I did it for the lulz
R: 11 / I: 4
R: 4 / I: 1
R: 1 / I: 1
>Timmy
R: 3 / I: 2
Boots on the ground.
R: 4 / I: 1
lets ban baiting
R: 45 / I: 29
My wife Pinkie
R: 2 / I: 0
>Timmy
R: 3 / I: 0
nu update
R: 1 / I: 1

Whoa, a heckin' hot dog! We love eating the hot dogs!

We even sing the hot dog song!


HOT DOGS HOT DOGS

FUCK NIGGERS FUCK NIGGERS

HOT DOGS HOT DOGS

WE KILL NIGGERS KILL NIGGERS

HOT DOGS HOT DOGS

ALL NIGGERS GET VAPORIZED

HOT DOGS HOT DOGS

TOTAL NIGGER DEATH!
R: 6 / I: 2
is this guy a soyjak party mod
R: 11 / I: 2
my bwc is bigger than my pinky AMA
R: 3 / I: 2
>my… my blvck bvll left me…
<oh my science… im so sorry…
R: 10 / I: 5
Where is the daily BBC ytboi beatdown thread?
R: 19 / I: 9
What kind of colorjak is needed, I already have colorchud and colorcobson
R: 0 / I: 0
Most christpilling videos ITT
R: 12 / I: 2

DOLPHINGQDS! GET IN HERE

bring your controllers (pro controller, ps5, xbox works), we are playing F-ZERO GX

server location: north america
name: snarkywon
pass: nateonlysoy123

i am new to hosting netplay so if you don't know how to export your control profile, go to %your user%\AppData\Roaming\Dolphin Emulator\Config\Profiles\GCPad and paste the settings
R: 4 / I: 2
Soicucks, why are there no soyquotes or "gems" on your dead website?
R: 2 / I: 1
Most christpilling videos ITT
R: 11 / I: 13
>His ass is sweaty, cock weak, balls are heavy

>There's semen on his sweater already, black cock's ready


>To fuck him, he's horny, he looks calm and steady


>To take dick, but he keeps on forgetting


>How it feels, the black bvll goes so loud


>He opens his mouth and the cock won't come out


>He's choking now, every black is jerking now


>They both cum, his ass will get plowed
R: 1 / I: 0
hmofa cucks when they find out all furry women are built for bisisi
R: 0 / I: 0
Nusois don't know all the booru coal gets automatically approved by underpaid child workers that approve everything and the bans are just warrior 'p leaking their clitty
R: 6 / I: 2
Gooning to Mao Zedong X Chiang Kai-shek gay fan fiction
R: 1 / I: 0
What if Hitler?
R: 66 / I: 32
ITT WE POST GENDER AFFIRMING GEMMIES
R: 0 / I: 0
yall niggas trippin on foenem grave
R: 15 / I: 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biZJnbydH54

what de fok meme is live, o algo

7 views o algo

make him shout out cobson, O ALGO
R: 6 / I: 1
jannies deleted my soyquote thread
R: 2 / I: 0
>once had a dream the site got shut down because a guy in a Colorjak costume hijacked a Mountain Dew delivery truck and drove it into my old school while blasting weird jewish techno music, like it started off as one of those 'oh no I'm back in school and late for class' generic dreams but then I nearly got hit by said Mtn Dew truck crashing through the wall immediately checked my phone and looked at the sharty and the site was literally falling apart every time clicked on a different post asking what happened and saying to check the news had the police show up at my door because they tracked my IP from a caca thread and then woke up
R: 2 / I: 1
Does any want join my friday night funkin gooncord?

We have a free HRT!
R: 4 / I: 3
>see post on xitter
>its based and christpilled
>tranime is included
>cringe
R: 2 / I: 1
Dicks are awesome. They come in all shapes and sizes, some are skinny and curved and others are fat and bulbous like a submarine. When a cock gets hard, you know that you've done that; it is a visible, tangible, solid object of pure excitement. An erection cannot be hidden, it will not relent, it will come back with even more fury if denied.

A cock is the barest and most blunt representation of male virility. It stands proud, tall, erect. It is the giver of life, the force which drives men to greatness, and the undeniability of it all makes it absolute. When a man is hard in front of me, I know he is a fag. There is no other explanation. A man's cock is a part of him, a part he treasures; one he has chosen to share at it's finest moments.

And yet, a cock is a place of vulnerability. It is something any reasonable man wishes to protect at all costs. You can take an arm, a leg; anything but the cock. The balls are soft, easily hurt, and exposed. When a man allows you to suck his cock, he is baring himself to you, showing a vulnerable part of his soul and absolute trust. It throbs, it jumps, it tenses and explodes; everything it does, it reflects the man's desires in an undeniable way.

That, my fellow soys, is why I love big, throbbing, juicy cocks.
R: 9 / I: 3

Do you think soyjak.party will still be around in 2030?
R: 4 / I: 0
what do euroGODS think about bringing incredible gassy back and brapping on the troons
R: 2 / I: 0
>if you think about it, we have all taken a BBC because we all had to shit one out
R: 6 / I: 2
What if fingerboy had a bbc, how could you tell?
R: 6 / I: 5
ITT: We gigaquote the comments
>
R: 7 / I: 4
on this very day, soyjak wiki turns 5!
R: 0 / I: 0
>'corded ware
OH NONOONNOONNONO ARYANS WERE DISCORD TROONS GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 38 / I: 36
Post wojak variants,no twinkjaks or whatever that's le pea dough
R: 4 / I: 1
dead in euro hours as always
R: 4 / I: 2
R: 3 / I: 2

question from nusoi

marge, why is lesotho tied with the jerdee?
R: 0 / I: 0
>erm sweetie its called a spouses partner
R: 2 / I: 0
>Please stop vandalizing the 4chan article with images of penises.
R: 10 / I: 6
fuck niggers
R: 2 / I: 1
>When your husband's boyfriend is a 6' 7'' tall, billionaire vampire
>(It's just like your heccin wholesome yaoi!)
R: 14 / I: 8

ITT we create a nu variant

We create a nu variant with one id making only one part of it and we later force it for the next 6 months and add 250+ flag edits on 'ru
>Here, we begin at the mouth
R: 3 / I: 6
piss and aryans living
R: 2 / I: 1
Is she right though?
R: 6 / I: 0
hi
R: 0 / I: 0
>go fuck yourself, you fucking fag gay nigger pedophiliac autistic dumbass hoe negroid dummy fagwag nigger carpet muncher sex slave jartyshit skin troongroid goy coon midgro dumb hitlerogartistic cord'using shit'skinning 'p sending nigger watermelon we wuz kangz and shiet
R: 1 / I: 1
Marge why does fingerboy roll super sage the thread
R: 15 / I: 14
Post ai giga gemmies because they are really really funny
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 4 / I: 0
I hate niggas
R: 25 / I: 9

Can we 'ox the people in this thread?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lgbtqiwis.10358/page-156#post-23866493

Homosexuality makes me uncomfortable and i dont like it
R: 2 / I: 2
I was looking for steam backgrounds to get and I found dis,why does gabe allow this tranny shit on here the japenis clients can't be that profitable
IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK STYLEISH OR GOOD ITS JUST A TRANIME CHARACTER SPLATTERED IN DARKNESS OR WHATEVER ENGLISH FIRST LANGUAGE CUCKS CALL IT
R: 0 / I: 0
It's the jews o algo
R: 24 / I: 13

4cuck hate thread

>BBC LOLI PORN GENERAL PART 100 (AI GENERATED EDITION)
R: 3 / I: 1
can arch based distros use AUR
>
R: 9 / I: 8
>when the your BVLL is from a red state and had no sex-ed so xe put condom on xis BBC the wrong way so it got ischemic and turned into a micro-bbc
R: 7 / I: 7
>when the chef undercooks the fingerboy
R: 9 / I: 3
Everyone who supports the idea of age regressing should be killed
R: 2 / I: 0
remember to stay positive
it gets you farther ahead than you think
you are lucky, you're just not aware of it
R: 1 / I: 1
>they put salad in vaccines
R: 3 / I: 3
NUSOI HELP ME
R: 9 / I: 7
>Unironically believing in evolution and cavemen
R: 10 / I: 2
yall lowkey sleeping on beds
R: 10 / I: 4
Jiggies… YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF DAY IT IS!
Second picrel is the first puzzle.
500 pieces.
Da rooolz:
>Locking disabled (I can still lock pieces doe)
>Niggerstone music may get skipped
Dats it.
R: 10 / I: 3
This video really opened my eyes, never watching bbt again /s
R: 14 / I: 3
ITT we make a 'jak of ANY kind of the countries that will participate in ze VVorld Cup
R: 4 / I: 2
can i get banned for a month
R: 413 / I: 69

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 541 / I: 110
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 382 / I: 277
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 477 / I: 82

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 178 / I: 84
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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