Lord of Lancaster
Lord of Lancaster 2 months ago (edited)
Dale there’s no way explaining yourself out of this! 💀💀💀💀💀. Shout out to ‪@EveryNightAtDales‬
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How did y'all find this shi😂😂😂
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I don't think that's him, but he'll crash out over it anyway, which makes it funny. 🤣
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I wonder who that could be.
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For his sake I hope it aint him lol
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Dale Emanuel Wilson with the high quality hair unit tho???? OH FUKKIN SHIIIIIII
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Now we know why he decided to where a beanie....unit was at the dry cleaners getting rug beaten ✌💀
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"29"
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Dale
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I've met people who lied about their age, and they're usually women. This is the first guy I've seen lie about his age.
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That's what cereal and water does to ya.
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HOW TF DID Y'ALL FIND THIS 💀I'M DYING 😂
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Da Lawn needs some mowing
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Nice Hair Unit Dale
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Nah, he never lets his sides get that high. He constantly has a fade. I think every two weeks.
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LMAOOOO
Bros there’s no way 😂 I’m having a hard time believing this but it’s hilarious
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Sheeeeeeeeet
Ha
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Damn, that hair piece looks pretty good. You can barely tell lol 😂
"one of a kind" and for once, he's right
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Im really happy about this
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Dale Emanuel Wilson is about to get cooked, roasted, and shredded! I put his photo in an advanced scanner here's what it said 😂: 1. The Skin Complexion ​The skin tones match perfectly in their base pigment. Any perceived difference is due to: ​Lighting: The "after" photo on the right has much more direct, bright lighting (likely a ring light or salon light), which makes the skin look more vibrant and even. ​Barber Enhancements: In the "after" photo, the sharp hairline (the "lineup") is often enhanced with temporary hair fibers or semi-permanent pigment. This can act like makeup, making the skin near the forehead look smoother and more matte than the "before" photo. ​Skin Texture: In the "before" shot, the scalp is exposed and reflecting light, making it look shiny. Once the hair unit is applied, that reflection is gone. ​2. Physical Anatomy (The Ear) ​The most reliable way to identify a person when their face is covered is the ear. ​Ear Shape: If you look at the top curve of the ear (the helix), the shape and the way it attaches to the side of the head are identical in both photos. ​The Sideburn Area: The natural growth pattern of the hair on the side of the head in the "before" photo matches the placement and density of the faded sideburn in the "after" photo. ​3. The "Face Shield" Context ​The person in both photos is holding a black plastic face shield. These are standard tools in hair replacement sessions used to protect the client's face and eyes while the stylist applies: ​Adhesives: To bond the hair unit to the scalp. ​Holding Sprays: To set the style. ​Color Enhancements: To sharpen the hairline. Scanner note: The fact that the shield and the black salon cape are identical in both frames confirms this is a standard "before and after" taken in the same barber chair. It's talking about the two identical specs of lint on the shoulder (above the A in Emanuel, then look at the other shoulder of the after picture, you'll see the two dandruff specs on the shoulder again on the right), it's in the same position as each photo. 😂 Dale Emanuel Wilson is cooked forever now.
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Thats a UK website and dale has earrings
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Two different people you can tell by the smudges on the thing
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This can't be real... But it's still funny 🤣😂 aaahahahahaha
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His hair look like a Burned match!
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dammmmmnnnnnnn
the only thing keeping me from believing this is real is the fact that its trying to say Dale is 29
Lol
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Broccoli looking ahh concealer 😂
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17:30 oh my god I'm actually crying
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Ohh man, i hope this is him😂
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He's definitely gonna crash out over this one. lmao
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EVERY NIGHT! 🤣🤣
Rog
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😂😂😂
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"Emmanuel" "29"
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"29" 😂
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Make ts viral
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