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R: 170 / I: 15

MAGMA RAIDING!!!

ITT we raid magma.
NOTE: THE SITE REQUIRES EMAIL VERIFICATION AND "LOGS" YOUR IP AND COOKIES TO PREVENT TROLLS!!! YOU CAN THANKFULLY BAN EVADE BY USING TEMPMAILS AND A VPN DOEY!!!
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!!!!
R: 2 / I: 1
Let's dox BigBunjeeee and mail him poop
R: 1 / I: 1
new soychive has reached over 100 archives
https://archive.soyjak.org
has reached 100 archives, IDK when but it did
R: 6 / I: 2
oldfags/gods be honest… tell me what are the pros of being from 4cuck or as even you call it 4chad.
R: 0 / I: 0

chudcels, are we the real cuckholds?

R: 228 / I: 74
Who is the WORST PERSON you ever met online and how did they act? I'm talking about ESL FNF Pedo levels of bad.
R: 4 / I: 0
why you guys like anime?

have no problem with that whatsoever just askin
R: 11 / I: 5
When did you join the sharty and how often do you browse it, I want to prove a theory I have.
R: 5 / I: 0
I'm bored, what vidya game should I play?
>Arrow
R: 13 / I: 3
IT'S TOO CHRISTPILLED
R: 33 / I: 5
opinions on chocolate-femboys?
R: 15 / I: 7
>labubu
>matcha
>25$ burgers with 8$ truffle Parmesan fries
>ponytails
>mullet
>black n red checked shirts
>arc raiders
>theburntpeanut
>minimalistic apartments
R: 26 / I: 7
Who did it?
R: 6 / I: 6

ITT we post classical music

Because vivaldi cares.
R: 169 / I: 89
ITT: We make a mutt for every Africa country or however the poop is eaten.
R: 10 / I: 3
I love the rain so much
I love the noise on the windows it makes – i love the noises of the rain in-general
I love the pre-rain smell
I love hearing the rain being picked up by the cars on the road

I honestly love the rain more than i do the sun tbh. My favorite part of the summer, is when it starts to pour and thunder after a really humid day

Less people outside when It rains, too
R: 24 / I: 7

Raid for the gegs

Vandalize the niggerpedia's soyjak article just to piss of wikipedia jannies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyjaks_(meme)
R: 4 / I: 2

why do (you) resent soyboys for being happier than you?

R: 33 / I: 13
JIGGYARYANS JOIN UP!
First room is 400 pieces, locking disabled, the puzzle is picrel 2
LINK: https://jiggie.fun/9rzYKw
R: 4 / I: 2
>the guy who invented soyjaks
R: 13 / I: 3
desuarchive trannyjannies have still kept the first soyjak ever posted on /int/ removed from their archive and 'teens are too busy gooning to care
R: 12 / I: 2
who looks like this
R: 0 / I: 0
There is nothing wrong with having a 3.8 inch penis
R: 0 / I: 0
GEG do arrow niggers really?
R: 6 / I: 2
would you call 4cuck """4chad""""? or something
R: 0 / I: 0
somephono should 'jak dis gem
R: 1 / I: 1
fuck this bigoted nazi website
R: 86 / I: 13

Raid Vidlii

RAID VIDLII YOU WILL TRUST THE PLAN
1. POST GEMMY VIDEOS
2. INTERACT WITH THE COMMUNITY
3. EVENTUALLY HAVE A TEEN TO BUT THE SITE AND MAKE IT UR OWN PERSONAL YOUTUBE CLONE
all concerns will be addressed by me
>why
Because we can take it over and make it our own gemmy video site
>f-distsare there
They were nished a few months ago and migrated to a random pedo splinter
>snca
Kuz owned so it’s not Snca
>this won’t work
It will work because the site is still very prone to a raid/take over because they still have barely any jannys and it’s now kinda a dnb
Also I saw other soy videos on it btw if that matters which they’re some gemmy some coal
REMEMBER DO DIS though
R: 67 / I: 15
someome make a version of this but with hunky twink sex machine instead of the fuggen tranny
R: 7 / I: 0

who won this match?

R: 28 / I: 5
Guys can you give me the fat furry nigger standing picture? I want to flood a furry dating site with geggy burner accounts fuggen jerdee
R: 6 / I: 1
How do I donate to the new 'chive site?
R: 0 / I: 0
I don't understand.
do froggers stand for 4cuck still sucking it's dick or just oldfags despising 4cuck
R: 1 / I: 0
im such a brappy braparyan
R: 64 / I: 18

DNB poll


Since Sharty is now 18+, what are your opinions of DNB?
Choice A: Unban DNB sitewide (but then it requires NSFW and gore be unbanned om /soy/)
Choice B: Unban DNB on certain boards only
Choice C: Choice A, but only the machete image.
Choice D: Choice B, but only the machete image.

Supposed reasons for unbanning DNB (choices A&B&C&D):
1. Sharty is a Nazi website, and all non-whites including niggers no matter what need to be killed.
2. It is Sharty culture.
3. It scares nusois, nu immigrants, and other communities. Nusois will scream when they see it.
4. Gore is funny or something like that.

Choice E: Keep DNB banned sitewide, because either…
1. Offsiters will complain we spam child gore and thus are hypocrites in raiding and doxing degenerates.
2. Child abuse is bad no matter the race. It doesn't matter if it is sexual abuse or not.
3. We have adult gore, TND, and 'cado already.
4. It attracts 'cordpedos.

If you have other reasons please thoroughly explain in the replies. This poll may have ESL or other errors.
R: 26 / I: 19
My wife Pinkie
R: 73 / I: 30
itt we watch this
R: 0 / I: 0
Thus, ah drew her inflated
R: 8 / I: 1
>
what the hell does HTSM suppose to depict?
i really need to know this bros.
who the hell does it represent? who is it attacking against? i don't understand.
What is so bad about who it depicts?
R: 2 / I: 0

We should stop posting bait

It's literally not funny anymore, yeah you might make someone leak and get quick gegs but is it even worth it? Too much bait gets posted on Sharty nowadays. How the fuck did we go from jannies banning you for bait to jannies promoting bait?
Bait is coal that killed the Sharty.
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
R: 8 / I: 1
hop on ozmbie panic source 212.193.3.66
R: 4 / I: 2
~-~TRANNY GEGFEST-~-

Post tranny gegas
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R: 2 / I: 1
R: 382 / I: 277
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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I had a dream that I died, and I woke up in niggerhell. I called upon Science to save me, and a mysterious vantablak man, that looked like he was a mix of a middle eastern and south american phenotype approached me. He identified himself as “Admin 6” He said he can save me if I accept the new soy order and deny Science. I said okay, and at that very moment, I begin burning, the most awful pain I’ve ever felt. He begins to laugh and reveals himself to be Quote. He says that was the final test of faith in Science, and I failed and will now burn for eternity. I woke up sweating profusely and with my heart beating so fast.
>gender affirming space
I am scared as fuck now. What if there is a final test of faith after death and we all fail it?
R: 1 / I: 1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c57e13zNdDk&pp=ugUHEgVlbi1VUw%3D%3D

rape this nigger because xhe used our heckin woahboys and whatnot (also commiepedotroon)
R: 0 / I: 0
blak trans women have a very simple message: stop killing us
R: 3 / I: 0

do (you) do this?

R: 0 / I: 0
Archfails…
R: 2 / I: 1
>when the big booty twerk compilation got a little fart action in it
R: 5 / I: 1
opinion on my nu variant?
R: 28 / I: 8
Whats your favorite soyjak? Mine is impish soyak ears
R: 5 / I: 4
>NUSOIS DON'T EVEN GOON TO BBC CUCK SCAT PORN
R: 15 / I: 1

My fellow ‘kifaggots are edit warring over whether doktos is a forced meme. What do you think, /soy/im?
R: 1 / I: 0
>Check your privilege!
R: 78 / I: 20
>this nigga became the nu manager
R: 1 / I: 0
>When you go back in time to kill Hitler but remember that WW2 is a canon event
R: 5 / I: 2
I would like to make an official statement here.
You fuckers who ruined my life, used me, almost drove me to suicide and turned people against me because I refused to take the clotshot.
You are NOT FORGIVEN.
I will get even, one way or another.
R: 8 / I: 4
>america is under OCCUPATION by the ZIONISTS
<Yeah jews run the world
>dude, not everything is about DA JOOS
why do they do this?
R: 12 / I: 3

Abandoned By Disney

Some of you may have heard that the Disney corporation is responsible for at least one real, "live" Ghost Town.

Disney built the "Treasure Island" resort in Baker's Bay in the Bahamas. It didn't START as a ghost town! Disney's cruise ships would actually stop at the resort and leave tourists there to relax in luxury.

This is a FACT. Look it up.

Disney blew $30,000,000 on the place… yes, thirty million dollars.

Then they abandoned it.

Disney blamed the shallow waters (too shallow for their ships to safely operate) and there was even blame cast on the workers, saying that since they were from the Bahamas, they were too lazy to work a regular schedule.

That's where the factual nature of their story ends. It wasn't because of sand, and it obviously wasn't because "foreigners are lazy". Both are convenient excuses.

No, I sincerely doubt those reasons were legitimate. Why don't I buy the official story?

Because of Mowgli's Palace.

Near the beachside city of Emerald Isle in North Carolina, Disney began construction of "Mowgli's Palace" in the late 1990s. The concept was a Jungle-themed resort with a large, you guessed it, PALACE in the center of the whole thing.

If you're unfamiliar with the character of Mowgli, then you might better remember the story "The Jungle Book". If you haven't seen it anywhere else, you'd know it as the Disney cartoon from decades past.

Mowgli is an abandoned child, in the jungle, essentially raised by animals and simultaneously threatened/pursued by other animals.

Mowgli's Palace was a controversial undertaking from the start. Disney bought up a ton of high-priced land for the project, and there was actually a scandal surrounding some of the purchases. The local Government claimed "eminent domain" on people's homes, then turned around and sold the properties to Disney. At one point a home that had just been constructed was immediately condemned with little to no explanation.

The land grabbed by the Government was supposedly for some fictional highway project. Knowing full well what was going on, people started calling it "Mickey Mouse Highway".

Then there was the concept art. A group of stuffed shirts from Disney Co. actually held a city meeting. They intended to sell everyone on how lucrative this project was going to be for everyone. When they showed the concept art, this gigantic Indian Palace… surrounded by JUNGLE… staffed with men and women in loincloths and tribal gear… well, suffice to say everyone flipped their shit.

We're talking about a large Indian Palace, Jungle, and Loincloths not only in the center of a relatively wealth area, but also a somewhat "xenophobic" area of the southern USA. It was a questionable mix at that point in history.

One member of the crowd tried to storm the stage, but he was quickly subdued by security after he managed to break one of the presentation boards over his knee.

Disney took that community and essentially broke it over its knee, as well. The houses were razed, the land was cleared, and there wasn't a damned thing anyone could do or say about it. Local TV and Newspapers were against the resort at the beginning, but some insane connection between Disney's media holdings and the local venues came into play and their opinions turned on a dime.

So anyway, Treasure Island, the Bahamas. Disney sunk those millions in and then split. The same thing happened with Mowgli's Palace.

Construction was complete. Visitors actually stayed at the resort. The surrounding communities were flooded with traffic and the usual annoyances associated with an influx of lost and irate tourists.

Then it all just stopped.

Disney shut it down and nobody knew what the Hell to think. But they were pretty happy about it. Disney's loss was pretty hilarious and wonderful to a large group of folks who didn't want this in the first place.

I honestly didn't give the place another thought since hearing it closed over a decade ago. I live maybe four hours from Emerald Isle, so really I only heard the rumblings and didn't experience any of it first-hand.
R: 1 / I: 0
>top right
OHNONONONO SATANIACVCKS
R: 3 / I: 1
kinda bored rn. what movie/tv-show to watch that isn't full of dei and gay faggotry like current era hollywood is?
R: 7 / I: 3
kinda disappointed and very tired, every day is ass nigger hell i wake up after 5 hours of sleep, try to set up vichan for 15 hours long and do some other raisin inbetween idk and repeat. All for free btw because im a jobless nigger
>yeah try 5.1.5
they said that, yeah thanks faggot now I hate TO SET EVERYTHING UP AND FUCKED UP EVERYTHING I CANT DELETE EVERYTHING OUT OF FRUSTRATION BECAUSE THAT WAY I HAVE TO SET EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGG UP AGAIN FOR SOYWORLD AND MY raisinTY BUNKER AT THE SAME TIME, FUCK YOU LINUX IM GOING TO RAPE YOUR ASS FUCK YOU WITH YOUR 'STABLE' VERSION IM NOT GOING TO TRY AND FIX EVERYTHING BECAUSE OF SOME RANDOM ASS 1/10000000000000000000TH CHANCE ERROR I GOT THAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBDF8HUYBODY IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF COMPUTING AND WEBSITE BUILDING EEEEEEVER VER EVER VE ER VER VER VER INUGTY7YTGTGYB7 GOT IN THEIR LIFE FUCK YOU FROOT, YOU WON YOU WON YOU MUST FEEL SO SMUG RN AND FUCKING COOL AND YOU MUST FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE A HUUGE PENIS DO YOU DONT OYU???????!?! PLEASE DIE, HANG YOURSELF AND STREAM IT, MAKE SURE YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY 10 blak NIGGERS SO THEY CAN GOON THEIR TBPS ON YOUR DEAD BODY, REOCR D IT AND SEND IT TO YOUR MOM ON HER BIRTHDAY. YOU MUST FEEL SO POWERFUL BY DOING NOTHING YOU CAUSED THIS FOR ME, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WOW YOURE SO FUNNY NOBODY THINKS YOURE FUNNY FROOT EVERYONE HATES YOU, APRIL FOOL'S JOKE THAT THE SHARTY TURNED SOVLFUL BECAUSE OF THE CHAOS (ONLY AT FER YOU RE MOVED THE P BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A SUBHUMAN raisinSKIN YOU MANUALLY APPROVED LOLI AND raisinLITA TO SHOW HOW KUZ GOT HECKIN' OWNED) IDK IF KUZ REALLY DID THE THINGS YOU CLAIM HE DID, BUT WHATEVER YOU DID WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN FUCK YOU. FUCK MY LIFE, I'VE GOT ENOUGH WITH TRYING TO BUILD A SPILNTER FOR YOU GUYS, OR AT LEAST A BUNKER IN CASE OF DOWNTIME, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH I FUCKING GIVE UP, IM ANGRY IM SAD IM DISAPPOINTED IM FUCKING DRUNK IM ANGRY AND MAD ASLO. I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE MIOST I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE, I KNOW THAT YOU STUDY THERE ALEX, IM GOING TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO THE NETHERLANDS WHERE YOU STUDY BBC MECHANICS SO FUCKING RAPE YOUR ASS, BECAUSE SLAVIvC PEICES OF SHOIT LIKE YOU NEED TO BE BUCKLKKKKKKKBROKEN NURFEIAUINONSIUNUIOUNIOEANENESAFNUNUAIFEFUNIAUNESAFUNFAUN N FN72A4 F2A477 N2F7NA2 F 4EH HÓTSOHTOP[O';;[PO[;PO
Pic unrelated
R: 184 / I: 123

ITT we write gemmy messages here

https://jamlunch.com/
R: 4 / I: 1
gemmy gem jam thread

Let’s gem up the log, ‘teens! I’m talking TND, TTD, ‘oxwins, ‘aidwins, something that will make the catty GOODER!!!swede
R: 16 / I: 4
other than minecraft, ss13, and valve games, what games do most soyteens play?
R: 1 / I: 0
long-dead website long-dead website kirky
R: 4 / I: 2
𝐣arty 𝐣arty kirky
R: 0 / I: 0
Do (You) guys make music? (Pic related)
R: 3 / I: 1
Every doctor and parent in the world is a pedo because when you were born you were fully naked and they saw you naked and they even touched you as well
Kill all parents and doctor long-dead websiteniggers
R: 7 / I: 4
do jannies not understand how soyquoting works?
>arrow o algo
R: 104 / I: 32
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
R: 20 / I: 6
Why do trannies genuinely ruin all the games I like?
>TF2
>ruined
>war thunder
>ruined
>CSGO
>ruined
when will it stop, soygods… award
R: 4 / I: 1
>click on youtube video
>hear lispy tranny voice
>watch the video to the end and donate to their patreon because im a decent fucking person
R: 613 / I: 86

jACKbox raid continuation thread 2

ITT we raid jackbox streamers even more because it would be funny.
Previous thread 'chive: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0329-0316-59/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15666113.html
R: 15 / I: 2

What were your most traumatic childhood experiences?

I'll start. The doctors had to stick a tube up my nose when I was like 5 cus i was sick with something. They had to hold me down and everything.
R: 2 / I: 0
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The catalog is better today
>true
R: 2 / I: 0
what does sude mean
R: 38 / I: 6
R: 7 / I: 1
jak my dad i will show him this thread
R: 164 / I: 63
the comment section of this video is certainly something
R: 0 / I: 0
>buying a rain frog for 10000 gorillion dollars because it's cute
<it dies the next day
R: 26 / I: 8
jak my mom
R: 8 / I: 2
Reminding everyone of this eternal gem
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R: 6 / I: 2
>be me
>year 2028
>hop on /soy/
>nu admin is snepli snark
>snepli snark is a convicted pedophile
>open up the 'log
>be bombarded by 'p, bmt, dnb, and babyjak 'cado
>ok
>click out of all of the new windows
>submit my full address and date of birth into the email field
>the rules pop up on my screen
>read them
>1. Must post at least one CP clip per day
>2. Pedophilia is mandatory
>2.1 MAPphobia is insant ban and instant swatting
>3. Not participating in a 'cord is prohibited
>4. Every post must have 'p in it, or else it cannot be approved
>5. Non-pedophilic posts can only be made once a month.
>6. MLP is aryan swarthycuck
>6.1 When sacrificing kids to Moloch you must first say prayers to our old leader quote
>7. Underage femboy grooming sessions only on /qa/
>8. No homophobia, racism or antisemitism
>click out of tab
>make a post with impish 'jak doing a little jig
>first reppy
<where is the 'p
>reply saying its not the version with 'p
>autobanned
it's too shartypilled
R: 0 / I: 0
>becoming jewish so that you gain control over the entire world in an instant
R: 6 / I: 2

which troonslop show of the year would you consider to be the best (well made, well written, etc)
R: 5 / I: 1
i haven't done any drawn oc since like 2 months so have this o algo
R: 8 / I: 2
Do you workout?
R: 2 / I: 1

GONNA REPOST THIS AGAIN

which variant/subvariant should i use for mighty gazelle?
R: 0 / I: 0
test
>
R: 11 / I: 1
You will probably get less of a chance in getting an employment when being a bigoted natzi online btw. This is because they don't want to take on the risk of employing a leaky chud.

You must not use hate and eat ze bugs, chud.
R: 4 / I: 2
What is the most disgusting fetish you have?
R: 1 / I: 1
my pussy b throbbin on some real shit tho
R: 1 / I: 0
>mediocre white m-ACHHCRHCCKKKK
R: 53 / I: 6
Remember when we all thought the sharty was getting shut down because of this deformed nigger?
R: 5 / I: 0

do (you) listen to mcr?

R: 15 / I: 8

JSID

JSID
R: 36 / I: 10
>I, a 12-year-old UTTP failtroll, create bots to automate uploading, posting, and linking to (often via embedded content made to be difficult for moderators to examine) illegal content such as zoophilia and pornography of minors, real and fictional, from my hostile pedophilic Soycord and telegram which I advertise by spamming on the IRC with an intent to slow down others' browsers, push them to suicide, and get the site taken down, as well as discussing how to groom cacas on Roblox, threatening acts of terrorism, and spamming false urgent reports.
R: 6 / I: 1
Hey Sharty, am I Aryan?
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POPULAR PEDO FURFAG WHO DREW EPSTEIN FILES 'P, SNITCHED ON RAIDS, AND TAUNTED THE SHARTY - 'OXXED!

This nigger draws the most antimatter 'p known to man including:
- 'p themed around the epstein files
- a baby being suffocated to death while having its face forced into its own shit and being raped
- school shooter porn
- zoophilia
- snuff
- actual human baby rape
XE ALSO RAN A GOYKISSER TELEGRAM CHAT WITH ACTUAL CACAShttps://kiwifarms.st/threads/boykisser-r-littleboykisser-boykisser-community-discord-femboy-grooming-circles.182778/page-6#post-17709791

After we 'oxxed a load of inkbunny pedos during op 404, this nigger made a massive schizo OPSEC guide (kek) for other pedos. https://inkbunny.net/j/585164-RiskItForTheBiscuit-in-light-of-recent-doxings

In the comments, he mentions the sharty and taunted us, calling us "virgin LARPers who never do anything with a doxx" - we VVILL prove xim wrong

All evidence is in the attached PDF

NQTHING IS BEYQND QUR REACH

FULLDOXX

• Name: Karel Font
• Addy: Storegade 44, 2., 9560 Hadsund, Denmark (since July 2024)
• Family Addy: 2 Chemin de Vernoyes, 15130 Sansac-de-Marmiesse, France
• DoB: 1991-11-05
• Emails:
◦ karel.font@gmail.com
◦ sushi-power@hotmail.fr
◦ iakhot@hotmail.fr
◦ karel.font@epitech.eu (OMGSISA it's EPI)
• Usernames:
◦ RiskItForTheBiscuit
◦ RiskItForTheBi7
◦ Grawlee
◦ iakhot
◦ tohkai
◦ Kar3l
• Phonos:
◦ +45 23955088 (current danish number)
◦ +33 (0)695474434 (former french number, may or may not need the 0)
• Passwords:
◦ vetanytenten
◦ vetanytenten1
◦ vet
◦ mauricio123456
• License Plate: (France) GA-558-TD

DRAWN 'P IS ILLEGAL IN FRANCE - FRANCOPHONE 'TEENS NEED TO SEND A GLOWNVKE
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Nulljaks I "made"
R: 1 / I: 0
>greggs christmas jumper
R: 13 / I: 4

IT'S TIME TO RATE THE 'LOG

https://soyjakwiki.org/RTL

You have one hour to vote!
R: 8 / I: 3
fuck this shit website
R: 11 / I: 8
geeeg neosoys, explain whats thissssss ohhh noooo noo noo
R: 4 / I: 4
Attention to detail here
Every stomp makes the ground shake indicating the weight of the person and the mask of being skinny that they hide behind
Also showing ones mental state as how they got into being a transgender in the first place
Seeing blood everywhere and the autism hat further adds to that point
And also the last detail where they have blak hair and blak eyes
|_ the changing gender while still wearing clothes from both sides further indicating of having no confidence and not belonging anywhere in this world
Lastly the song about killing someone due to their mental state and the oversaturated girly boyish voice with alot of monotone
That monotony which points to their life and the need for attention
That brings me to the another detail, the high socks in any case it shows you the addictions that they cannot get rid of and have taken over their personality (fetishes) which they can not hide anymore
Final attention to detail is the lyrics of the song signalling what they would do to someone once they gained the upper hand, the song says that the person or entity has become suicidal. Then speaking of an "legendary battle" but if you read what i commented before here and the signals this video gives off it wont be a legendary battle, only for the person or targeted audience because they will have the upper hand by likely (as shown in the back) a knife in a sharks head.

Then the lyrics go on by saying Bang bang bang till i take you down showing that the person wont stop (assumably stabbing someone) until they are no longer breathing
R: 2 / I: 0
New‘jak found on xitter
R: 1 / I: 0
why is there a beef between doll and mustard?
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 16 / I: 8
My coworker was rude to me today, could you guys post some woahjaks thatll cheer me up
R: 13 / I: 2
i get so fucking horny during ovulation week ughhhh~ and nothing helps..
R: 0 / I: 0
>my wife and her son
R: 2 / I: 1
ITT we watch this
R: 18 / I: 2
Ancient 'O on the 'log
R: 0 / I: 0
WHO MADE VIDEO ABOUT ME?
R: 4 / I: 1
i think the doct0s to OMGSISA wordfilter should only be applied if theres more than two o's
R: 11 / I: 2
sharty loonixbraps, what desktop environment do you use?
>
R: 20 / I: 1
Does kissing my gf after she sucked me off make me gay?
R: 31 / I: 3

Honoraries

Are there any people, groups, or races you would consider Honorary Aryan/White?
R: 30 / I: 6
Genuinely hoping that Persia wins the war against Amerimutts and Pissrael and wipes them both off the face of the Earth
R: 4 / I: 2
>BWC theory is correct
One Magacock away or something
R: 6 / I: 0
my friend draws furry porn with no cp content
how fast would he be doxed?
R: 7 / I: 2
why is the site so dead today, it's a saturday night come on dude
R: 1 / I: 1
>mooove get out the waayy
R: 1 / I: 0
Why are there so many online pedophiles now? i could've sworn a few years ago it was rare to see one let alone communities brimming of them
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Would it be pedophilic if a foid was attracted to small penises? award
R: 6 / I: 2
You're not a soyteen and your bait is a bore, it's vantablak coal ive seen a thousand times before and you can't make new OC just ask grok to do it for you, supersage everyone else who can and spam retarded bait. It's not fun to go on the sherdee anymore, it's not fun to go on the sherdee anymore. Your bait's really shit, go back to xitter you have no talent.
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itt we watch this
R: 0 / I: 0
>pposting on the sjharty while ur drunk
R: 13 / I: 1
return the hanging glowies and the other glowie that was on the bottom right corner from the glowie theme
R: 2 / I: 0
I inadvertently let a long-dead websitecuck inside my house, how do I get him out of here?
R: 3 / I: 2
The word goy has lost its meaning
R: 12 / I: 5
what if cobson was a cyclops?
R: 8 / I: 0
I found a gigamovie called Giga vs Ant 3
https://youtu.be/GRLPNSmm7Z0?si=xjRFuP3K26I8MN6a
Who is Ant?
R: 6 / I: 5
LEE GOLDSON IS A PSYOP?
he is not a naturally-growing gegbull, but rather planted by the soy elite.
- soyteens are against furfaggotry, but some of their jannies are furfags, in addition limeade being a brony, they certainly have a purpose of changing the opinions of the 'sphere.
- MLP is frequently posted on the sherdee, which means there are two options: soyteens are starting to accept it or these are just offsiters forcing MLP, which means MLP has infiltrated the sharty.
- Lee Goldson is allegedly Canadian, but Canada isn't real, so Lee may not be Canadian, calling into question other information about him
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MODS = GAWDS O ALGO

Nu 'toss I made
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green eyes are more beautiful than blue eyes
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I took a bunch of wrong decisions and now i have to wear diapers.

I'm 29 today soy, but when i was around 24 i had a lot of trouble sleeping because i was constantly waking up to go to the bathroom. So being the lazy idiot i was at the time i decided to wear diapers in bed to solve this.

While my nights of sleep have been the best i had for a while. I started to get complacent and made the dumb decision to wear it whenever i wanted to have an extended gaming session. Over time this weakened my muscles and got my bladder to shrink since i didn't even make an effort at holding.

Had i looked for medical help at this point maybe i wouldn't even be writing this post. But i didn't do it out of shame, and the stress and anxiety got so bad over time i started to have bowel accidents too.

By the time i got to talk with some doctors there wasn't much that could be done. We've tried everything so far and nothing works. I'm almost 30 now and while they said this can probably be reversed i don't have a lot of hope in it.

I can't even see myself as a man anymore, i'm a little fat too so whenever i see my reflection on the mirror wearing a diaper i think i look like a clown.

I've lost some friends over this, and a girlfriend is out of the question, no sane woman would want a guy like me. I don't know if this post will help me at all, but i just wanted to get this off my chest for once.


Please help me I don't know what to do soy.
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Thoughts, /soy/?
R: 5 / I: 1
why is this site full of sandniggers
R: 2 / I: 1
Sao Tome owns sharty's domain
R: 44 / I: 24
stop what youre doing
go to google
search for "be my friend soyjak"
post results
>nusoi-grabbing image
R: 9 / I: 2
Bait needs to end
>this
R: 3 / I: 0
Nuwalkablecities just dropped. It's called Adobe building.
R: 4 / I: 4

ITT we refresh this template to soyquote randomly generated video titles

https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Template:Youtube&oldid=363850
We have to do an old revision now because wiki users clittyleaked that the random text generator messes up the site
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Snoot game is winnard and sharty kulchur
R: 5 / I: 1
hi soycreatures
Just testing my new shit internet
R: 2 / I: 0
20 dollars it was a giga
R: 0 / I: 0
snb
R: 7 / I: 5
Itt post uncut gems
R: 1 / I: 0
>dogs and toads on the log
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Trannies and foids like horror because they love feeling vulnerable
R: 9 / I: 0
Should I visit Troon (i don't live too far from it and im a travelfag)
R: 9 / I: 1
<Group of teenag-
>NIGGERS
<Dog mauls a-
>SHITBULL
<Why racemixing is a-
>ITS DA JOOOZ
<14 year old student stabs a tea-
>ITS DA FUGGEN JARDEE
<H-How in the scientifically-feasible quantum afterlife hell?
<Four headlines, four correct guesses.
R: 0 / I: 0
frog on the log
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foid teachers get away with raping children in some countries like the uk because their gay faggot law defines rape as 'penetration'
R: 3 / I: 1
Why is the site dead
R: 695 / I: 183
First to nameroll Alicia is admin thrembo
R: 9 / I: 2
WE KILL FACISTS ON SOYJAK PARTY
R: 0 / I: 0
>NAS is allowed on /soy/
>Some teens leak
>Nobaldi moves to >>>/jak/
>Infinite iq move which means IAS won
This website was dead before it was even developed.
R: 0 / I: 0
Question:
which time is appropriate for posting RTL?
R: 1 / I: 0
WE are all listening to this
R: 9 / I: 2

Leaked video of Mustard surfaces

R: 1 / I: 1
>jakking pornstars
R: 4 / I: 0
This has great 'jakking potential, someone 'jak xhem please
R: 5 / I: 1
fat brown pooner media thread
R: 4 / I: 0
i am bored
what should i do?
R: 7 / I: 4
My name is Cobson, I will always be a gem!
R: 1 / I: 1
>NO, "COBLING" IS NOT A REAL SPORT. IT NEVER WAS A REAL SPORT. TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS, NOW!!!
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Send 'zas to this pedo gamedev NOVV!

eccma417 - this child-raping taiwancuck pedonigger is the creator of infamous 'p game LonaRPG
Somephono 'oxxed him in previous thread but no 'zas were sent, xe lives in japan btw.
The game is about a 13yo girl who gets constantly gangraped. Other characters are underage too, and there is a scene with a prepubescent girl getting raped by tentacle roaches
Worst thing is that xe earns 4500$ monthly from it.
Let's finish the 'ox and send 'zas, momNVKES and employerNVKES (japs allow drawn 'p so no glowNVKES) You can also file reports to sites which host xis 'p game content o algo

raid thread: >>>/raid/269508
R: 2 / I: 0
I am the only real soyteen to ever exist, ama
R: 13 / I: 1

GARTIC PHONO THREAD

It is that time of the day!
Join NOW!!!!
https://garticphone.com/en/0100bc151e
https://garticphone.com/en/0100bc151e
https://garticphone.com/en/0100bc151e

>Marge what the fuck is this game about

Each player comes up with a prompt, then each player draws somebody elses prompt, then each player attempts to guess the original prompt of one of the drawings and then each players draws the aforementioned guess.

>Marge I did not understand jackshit

Just fucking join the game and you will see how easy it is.
R: 4 / I: 4
>oh my h*ckin science i love the new kanye album
R: 1 / I: 0
IF JOONS DON'T APPROVE THIS IMAGE THEY'RE ALL PEDOFILES
R: 3 / I: 0
What is this ethnicity?
>
R: 8 / I: 2

SNCA thread

ITT we post quirky facts about us
>be me obese with type 2 diabetes
>certified iq of 88 (even my iq is based)
>have a retarded friend like me we hangout and laugh at memes
>fart at random women in the mart to see they're reaction (they just go away mostly)
>can't fart really strong because of half proslaped anus because an incident i did to myself and I may shart myself
>sometime i drool from my mouth
>sometime i put things in my anus and in my nostril
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who do you think discovered muttland first?
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Since the great Gigacaust is happening,ITT post all the giga gems for archival reasons
R: 8 / I: 0
do you like the fact that recently there has been an explosion of sharty kulchur usage on xitter? why or why not? i personally kinda do since there are more users now.
R: 2 / I: 2
>living in a walkable city
>in a pod
>eating bugs
>drinking soylent
>watching marvel
>playing the switch
>listening to jefre cantu ledesma
>while my wife’s boyfriend is here
R: 7 / I: 1
Instead of namerolls being stenient, maybe they are just triggered by specific patterns in posts?
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everyone do the soy shuffle
R: 5 / I: 1

who's your favorite ai nigger? mine is gigachad, hunky is a close second
R: 5 / I: 2
Buster is a snitch and a bootlicker
R: 4 / I: 1

can doxGODS help me real quick?

is there a osint tool that allows for a person to access a private profile's account on the instagram? need it for my SNCA beef i have with a lolcow on there, dont want you niggas to get involved or waste time on it
R: 2 / I: 0
i just found this on the 'ru, thoughts?
R: 2 / I: 1
What are your fetishes
R: 3 / I: 2
Never Goon Won
R: 2 / I: 2
>You know, I just might actually do this. Every bard over the party has jammed with over the campaign, just shows up because 'they heard a rumour'. None of the bards know each other. But, they're bards, they improvise. They improvise THE MOST EPIC MUSIC JAM MEDIEVAL FANTASY CAN HAVE. The mounts of Celestia rumble with their music as the tapestry of creation is rewritten to the newly-sang verses of The Beginning. The Weave of magic is shredded and put back together. The fey go absolutely insane as what they considered to be 'Balance' is redefined. Psions freak the hell out as the resonance of a thousand bards rewrite existence itself. Wizards cry as their books' formulas become invalid. Sorcerers whine that their magics don't negotiate directly with reality.


>Go ahead, mock the bards. I dare you, I double dare you.
R: 1 / I: 0
ITT we send picrels of our shit
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How many of you soyteens were thuggers?
R: 4 / I: 0
Does anyone else remember soyduels in the 2000s?
R: 6 / I: 0
Did you dab today?
R: 1 / I: 1

Why do North Americans hate South Americans so much?

They seem infinitely less insufferable than the arabs and turks in europe. Can we trade our minorities? fuggen jerdee
R: 421 / I: 35

ACKbox continuation

Continuation of jackbox twitch stream raiding
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!
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Who has the template for babyjak's pacifier?
R: 5 / I: 1
Hunky brootaly mogs
R: 2 / I: 0
Does anyphono remember dis thread
R: 0 / I: 0
Echidnas are pretty cool imo
R: 4 / I: 0
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the smallest variant of all time
R: 2 / I: 1
R: 11 / I: 3
>nusois can't tell the difference between a succubus and a tulpa. . .

jsid atp
R: 7 / I: 1
the 'ru is genuinely just a furfag website now
R: 10 / I: 0
Quote should add a feature where you can leak an anons ip but it also leaks yours making it high risk high reward
R: 1 / I: 1
Since quote joined, the sharty has been a ZOG (Zellig Occupied Government) website
R: 1 / I: 1
my angryplier seems angry
R: 0 / I: 0
>garlic phone
R: 1 / I: 0
>froot will never randomly participate in threads again
Sad o algo
R: 0 / I: 0
my neutralplier seems neutral
R: 0 / I: 0

halp

my neutalplier broken
R: 10 / I: 2
>my name is moon metropolis and i'm pushing 30
>miss with me and my gang and we'll do you dirty
>i love porn and gore and sites with minors in it
>reminds of the old net when they see it every minute
R: 1 / I: 0
I'm lonely and I always have been, I wish I was different😢

fembot
would you cosplay as this for me? 💃

fembots
how much would you yuri out for?👩❤️💋👩

Fembots why dont you just hit the gym and get a body like this?
Gigachads will be all over your smelly neet pussies.🏋️♀️


tiny white pecker clitties deserve to be locked up🔒
and the key thrown away 🚮
R: 1 / I: 0
nu giga
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>I will never be a real woman. I have no womb, I have no ovaries, I have no eggs. I am a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

>All the “validation” I get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind my back people mock me. My parents are disgusted and ashamed of me, my “friends” laugh at my ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.


>Men are utterly repulsed by me. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. My bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if I manage to get a drunk guy home with me, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of my diseased, infected axe wound.


>I will never be happy. I wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell myself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside I feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush me under the unbearable weight.


>Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - I'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around my neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. My parents will find me, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury me with a headstone marked with my birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. My body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of my legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.


>This is my fate. This is what I chose. There is no turning back.
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Every time I spend time on this nigger website I somehow waste several hours AMA
R: 15 / I: 3
do you guys use firefox?
R: 0 / I: 0
I spend 0 hours a day everyday using the internet ama and oreos
R: 0 / I: 0
>it’s a foul because it just is, ok?
R: 4 / I: 3
tell me your niche hobbies
mine is magnet fishing though
R: 2 / I: 0
hwabag
read that again
R: 3 / I: 1
, how could you tell?
R: 13 / I: 6

ITT we say things trannies say when grooming people

>You sit with your legs crossed? Your egg is cracking omg!!! Take hrt and get bottom surgery NOOOWWW
>You like your hair slightly longer than most guys? You were meant to be a girl obviously
>You played fallout new Vegas before?!?! Here go ahead and take estradiol
>Your laugh is quieter than most boys, you need to cut your dick off NOW
R: 4 / I: 2
eva noticed the blue on pepe's shirt is the exact same hex code as the blue on the lgbt flag
R: 5 / I: 3
ISDHRFTBGUOSEDNBIKJDOFNBSRJFKHNVSREJKNKJXNBKJLDFSNBJLIKSXDFNVLKHSDGFNBIOEDFNBJKFDNVKXGJFNAWDVNLIFGDZKV;LSFGNBKJDFJVDKXJFHVZDLFBNZKDFNBZXDFKBNGVZSKLHBZDKJHFJNSDKFJHVBNAREOKHVNEAIRSOGWJRHFGVSJBKEFNV ALIKJERBNSOTIREDGHNDROJKVGMDFSLJKBNMSRTEPOBNJDRGFTNVKSLHRTNBKDRTGBIKOSTRN KDSTGBNLKSJNBVLSTKRNBOIAKERNGBLKSERJNBLISERNGLKSETJNBOKXDFJNBJRGSDNBLKZDFNGHBLKZEFFNBOKSDFNVaiweNGOISEMJNVBKSJTRENGAOIENHSL5IEJGSAERLJNJHGSEAROKGHJSEIRGJNAEIHDSRLIGJNSEKJBGNHSEROITHNSRENGSOITNGBSOIERJGSOIERTHNJGOIASERJNGSOKERNBSKJERHBOWISUERJGOKERJOKBDRJIOPSRTNBOIWSJTBSRHNPGIO
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how do i use formatted text on the 'chive?
R: 1 / I: 1
Weed is better than SSRIs
R: 1 / I: 1
>dududududude yamal is one of the best players itw
R: 7 / I: 4
>DIDE DUDE DUDE LAMINE YAMAL IS ONLY 18 HE’S GONNA BE THE BEST FOOTBALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD HES LITERALLY MESSI 2.0 OH MY SCIENCE OH MY SCIENCEEE
R: 1 / I: 0
wholesome
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raid for the gegs

'teens, why don't we vandalize jewkipedia's soyjak article?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyjaks_(meme)
>why?
well, it's for pissing off jewkipedoa's jannies yet again.
R: 3 / I: 2
>defending the delaminating supermatter because enginiggers didn't let you in engineering to do stupid nigger behavior to the air
R: 8 / I: 1
ITT WE RAID /LGBT/
R: 0 / I: 0
SEE THIS COAT NIGGA?
BYE BYE TO MY OLD SELF
WAKE UP TO THE NEW ME
I USED TO BE ON WORLD STAR (WORLD STARRRR)
NOW IM MAKING NEWSWEEK
R: 4 / I: 2
>Soybooru.com
R: 4 / I: 0
janny why the fuck do you keep deleting my gif of hunky dancing
R: 24 / I: 15
If you sit at a bar with a nazi, you're a nazi
PUNCH A FUCKING NAZI
LGBTQ RIGHTS, blak LIVES MATTER, ANTI COMMUNISM AND ANTI INTELLECTUALISM WILL PERISH
R: 9 / I: 3
Quote make it so there's a 0.1% chance that your reply on /soy/ moves to another random thread on /soy/ so if someone says "OMGSISA" on thread A which is about hot women, there's a small chance it is sent to thread B which is about doxxing a bad actor
R: 16 / I: 8
>golden2.mp4
R: 0 / I: 0
testing something hold on
> though
R: 1 / I: 0
test
R: 1 / I: 0
Wanna be in BBC land?
R: 5 / I: 1
im 13 years old,im gonna post this message,and leave Soysphere for good,i didnt knew in what shit i stepped in,i though this was a random shitty anti troonslop site,since i hate troonslop and stuff,yea,soryy for esl or whatever. Anyways,i dont feel like jakking anymore,also powersky is a mediator,im not joking.
R: 30 / I: 7
joon
R: 1 / I: 1
to soy or not to soy, that is the question
R: 1 / I: 0
i watch dragon ball
R: 4 / I: 1
>calling the cashier a glownigger because she tried to ask for your personal information
R: 0 / I: 0
>makes the 'rru a dumpster fire and releases the faggots for a quick laugh
>shutting the site down since you chuds can't behave
R: 0 / I: 0
>being based aced and xitter pet pill lead
R: 5 / I: 0
Is getting blaked as a wiboi by my blaked girlfriend’s pussy giga?
R: 3 / I: 1
><>
R: 7 / I: 1
>I'm trans btw
R: 8 / I: 3
Do lurkers really outnumber posters?
R: 5 / I: 0

IMPORTANT POLL


What would you consider the 'ru to be?
R: 14 / I: 8
Apparently, Quote just announced he's shutting down the soybooru.
R: 7 / I: 1
>
R: 477 / I: 82

are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 178 / I: 84
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 536 / I: 108

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 482 / I: 196

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 80 / I: 14

Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 141 / I: 40

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 801 / I: 353

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


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You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

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