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Whats your favorite soyjak? Mine is impish soyak ears
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Who is the WORST PERSON you ever met online and how did they act? I'm talking about ESL FNF Pedo levels of bad.
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IT'S TIME TO RATE THE 'LOG

https://soyjakwiki.org/RTL

You have one hour to vote!
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fuck this shit website
R: 57 / I: 13
someome make a version of this but with hunky twink sex machine instead of the fuggen tranny
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fuck this bigoted nazi website
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geeeg neosoys, explain whats thissssss ohhh noooo noo noo
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Attention to detail here
Every stomp makes the ground shake indicating the weight of the person and the mask of being skinny that they hide behind
Also showing ones mental state as how they got into being a transgender in the first place
Seeing blood everywhere and the autism hat further adds to that point
And also the last detail where they have blak hair and blak eyes
|_ the changing gender while still wearing clothes from both sides further indicating of having no confidence and not belonging anywhere in this world
Lastly the song about killing someone due to their mental state and the oversaturated girly boyish voice with alot of monotone
That monotony which points to their life and the need for attention
That brings me to the another detail, the high socks in any case it shows you the addictions that they cannot get rid of and have taken over their personality (fetishes) which they can not hide anymore
Final attention to detail is the lyrics of the song signalling what they would do to someone once they gained the upper hand, the song says that the person or entity has become suicidal. Then speaking of an "legendary battle" but if you read what i commented before here and the signals this video gives off it wont be a legendary battle, only for the person or targeted audience because they will have the upper hand by likely (as shown in the back) a knife in a sharks head.

Then the lyrics go on by saying Bang bang bang till i take you down showing that the person wont stop (assumably stabbing someone) until they are no longer breathing
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My wife Pinkie
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Remember when we all thought the sharty was getting shut down because of this deformed nigger?
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You will probably get less of a chance in getting an employment when being a bigoted natzi online btw. This is because they don't want to take on the risk of employing a leaky chud.

You must not use hate and eat ze bugs, chud.
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New‘jak found on xitter
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itt we watch this
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>I, a 12-year-old UTTP failtroll, create bots to automate uploading, posting, and linking to (often via embedded content made to be difficult for moderators to examine) illegal content such as zoophilia and pornography of minors, real and fictional, from my hostile pedophilic Soycord and telegram which I advertise by spamming on the IRC with an intent to slow down others' browsers, push them to suicide, and get the site taken down, as well as discussing how to groom cacas on Roblox, threatening acts of terrorism, and spamming false urgent reports.
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jACKbox raid continuation thread 2

ITT we raid jackbox streamers even more because it would be funny.
Previous thread 'chive: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0329-0316-59/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15666113.html
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why is there a beef between doll and mustard?
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JSID

JSID
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i haven't done any drawn oc since like 2 months so have this o algo
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DNB poll


Since Sharty is now 18+, what are your opinions of DNB?
Choice A: Unban DNB sitewide (but then it requires NSFW and gore be unbanned om /soy/)
Choice B: Unban DNB on certain boards only
Choice C: Choice A, but only the machete image.
Choice D: Choice B, but only the machete image.

Supposed reasons for unbanning DNB (choices A&B&C&D):
1. Sharty is a Nazi website, and all non-whites including niggers no matter what need to be killed.
2. It is Sharty culture.
3. It scares nusois, nu immigrants, and other communities. Nusois will scream when they see it.
4. Gore is funny or something like that.

Choice E: Keep DNB banned sitewide, because either…
1. Offsiters will complain we spam child gore and thus are hypocrites in raiding and doxing degenerates.
2. Child abuse is bad no matter the race. It doesn't matter if it is sexual abuse or not.
3. We have adult gore, TND, and 'cado already.
4. It attracts 'cordpedos.

If you have other reasons please thoroughly explain in the replies. This poll may have ESL or other errors.
R: 3 / I: 1
>click on youtube video
>hear lispy tranny voice
>watch the video to the end and donate to their patreon because im a decent fucking person
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JIGGYARYANS JOIN UP!
First room is 400 pieces, locking disabled, the puzzle is picrel 2
LINK: https://jiggie.fun/9rzYKw
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I love the rain so much
I love the noise on the windows it makes – i love the noises of the rain in-general
I love the pre-rain smell
I love hearing the rain being picked up by the cars on the road

I honestly love the rain more than i do the sun tbh. My favorite part of the summer, is when it starts to pour and thunder after a really humid day

Less people outside when It rains, too
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the comment section of this video is certainly something
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Guys can you give me the fat furry nigger standing picture? I want to flood a furry dating site with geggy burner accounts fuggen jerdee
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My coworker was rude to me today, could you guys post some woahjaks thatll cheer me up
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i get so fucking horny during ovulation week ughhhh~ and nothing helps..
R: 0 / I: 0
>my wife and her son
R: 81 / I: 13

Raid Vidlii

RAID VIDLII YOU WILL TRUST THE PLAN
1. POST GEMMY VIDEOS
2. INTERACT WITH THE COMMUNITY
3. EVENTUALLY HAVE A TEEN TO BUT THE SITE AND MAKE IT UR OWN PERSONAL YOUTUBE CLONE
all concerns will be addressed by me
>why
Because we can take it over and make it our own gemmy video site
>f-distsare there
They were nished a few months ago and migrated to a random pedo splinter
>snca
Kuz owned so it’s not Snca
>this won’t work
It will work because the site is still very prone to a raid/take over because they still have barely any jannys and it’s now kinda a dnb
Also I saw other soy videos on it btw if that matters which they’re some gemmy some coal
REMEMBER DO DIS though
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ITT we write gemmy messages here

https://jamlunch.com/
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ITT: We make a mutt for every Africa country or however the poop is eaten.
R: 2 / I: 1
ITT we watch this
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Ancient 'O on the 'log
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WHO MADE VIDEO ABOUT ME?
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i think the doct0s to OMGSISA wordfilter should only be applied if theres more than two o's
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sharty loonixbraps, what desktop environment do you use?
>
R: 20 / I: 1
Does kissing my gf after she sucked me off make me gay?
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Honoraries

Are there any people, groups, or races you would consider Honorary Aryan/White?
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Genuinely hoping that Persia wins the war against Amerimutts and Pissrael and wipes them both off the face of the Earth
R: 4 / I: 2
>BWC theory is correct
One Magacock away or something
R: 6 / I: 0
my friend draws furry porn with no cp content
how fast would he be doxed?
R: 7 / I: 2
why is the site so dead today, it's a saturday night come on dude
R: 0 / I: 0

What were your most traumatic childhood experiences?

I'll start. The doctors had to stick a tube up my nose when I was like 5 cus i was sick with something. They had to hold me down and everything.
R: 1 / I: 1
>mooove get out the waayy
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Why are there so many online pedophiles now? i could've sworn a few years ago it was rare to see one let alone communities brimming of them
R: 8 / I: 3
Would it be pedophilic if a foid was attracted to small penises? award
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You're not a soyteen and your bait is a bore, it's vantablak coal ive seen a thousand times before and you can't make new OC just ask grok to do it for you, supersage everyone else who can and spam retarded bait. It's not fun to go on the sherdee anymore, it's not fun to go on the sherdee anymore. Your bait's really shit, go back to xitter you have no talent.
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itt we watch this
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>pposting on the sjharty while ur drunk
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return the hanging glowies and the other glowie that was on the bottom right corner from the glowie theme
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I inadvertently let a long-dead websitecuck inside my house, how do I get him out of here?
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The word goy has lost its meaning
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what if cobson was a cyclops?
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I found a gigamovie called Giga vs Ant 3
https://youtu.be/GRLPNSmm7Z0?si=xjRFuP3K26I8MN6a
Who is Ant?
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LEE GOLDSON IS A PSYOP?
he is not a naturally-growing gegbull, but rather planted by the soy elite.
- soyteens are against furfaggotry, but some of their jannies are furfags, in addition limeade being a brony, they certainly have a purpose of changing the opinions of the 'sphere.
- MLP is frequently posted on the sherdee, which means there are two options: soyteens are starting to accept it or these are just offsiters forcing MLP, which means MLP has infiltrated the sharty.
- Lee Goldson is allegedly Canadian, but Canada isn't real, so Lee may not be Canadian, calling into question other information about him
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MODS = GAWDS O ALGO

Nu 'toss I made
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green eyes are more beautiful than blue eyes
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I took a bunch of wrong decisions and now i have to wear diapers.

I'm 29 today soy, but when i was around 24 i had a lot of trouble sleeping because i was constantly waking up to go to the bathroom. So being the lazy idiot i was at the time i decided to wear diapers in bed to solve this.

While my nights of sleep have been the best i had for a while. I started to get complacent and made the dumb decision to wear it whenever i wanted to have an extended gaming session. Over time this weakened my muscles and got my bladder to shrink since i didn't even make an effort at holding.

Had i looked for medical help at this point maybe i wouldn't even be writing this post. But i didn't do it out of shame, and the stress and anxiety got so bad over time i started to have bowel accidents too.

By the time i got to talk with some doctors there wasn't much that could be done. We've tried everything so far and nothing works. I'm almost 30 now and while they said this can probably be reversed i don't have a lot of hope in it.

I can't even see myself as a man anymore, i'm a little fat too so whenever i see my reflection on the mirror wearing a diaper i think i look like a clown.

I've lost some friends over this, and a girlfriend is out of the question, no sane woman would want a guy like me. I don't know if this post will help me at all, but i just wanted to get this off my chest for once.


Please help me I don't know what to do soy.
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Thoughts, /soy/?
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>this nigga became the nu manager
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why is this site full of sandniggers
R: 2 / I: 1
Sao Tome owns sharty's domain
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stop what youre doing
go to google
search for "be my friend soyjak"
post results
>nusoi-grabbing image
R: 9 / I: 2
Bait needs to end
>this
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My fellow ‘kifaggots are edit warring over whether doktos is a forced meme. What do you think, /soy/im?
R: 3 / I: 0
Nuwalkablecities just dropped. It's called Adobe building.
R: 4 / I: 4

ITT we refresh this template to soyquote randomly generated video titles

https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Template:Youtube&oldid=363850
We have to do an old revision now because wiki users clittyleaked that the random text generator messes up the site
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Snoot game is winnard and sharty kulchur
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hi soycreatures
Just testing my new shit internet
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POPULAR PEDO FURFAG WHO DREW EPSTEIN FILES 'P, SNITCHED ON RAIDS, AND TAUNTED THE SHARTY - 'OXXED!

This nigger draws the most antimatter 'p known to man including:
- 'p themed around the epstein files
- a baby being suffocated to death while having its face forced into its own shit and being raped
- school shooter porn
- zoophilia
- snuff
- actual human baby rape
XE ALSO RAN A GOYKISSER TELEGRAM CHAT WITH ACTUAL CACAShttps://kiwifarms.st/threads/boykisser-r-littleboykisser-boykisser-community-discord-femboy-grooming-circles.182778/page-6#post-17709791

After we 'oxxed a load of inkbunny pedos during op 404, this nigger made a massive schizo OPSEC guide (kek) for other pedos. https://inkbunny.net/j/585164-RiskItForTheBiscuit-in-light-of-recent-doxings

In the comments, he mentions the sharty and taunted us, calling us "virgin LARPers who never do anything with a doxx" - we VVILL prove xim wrong

All evidence is in the attached PDF

NQTHING IS BEYQND QUR REACH

FULLDOXX

• Name: Karel Font
• Addy: Storegade 44, 2., 9560 Hadsund, Denmark (since July 2024)
• Family Addy: 2 Chemin de Vernoyes, 15130 Sansac-de-Marmiesse, France
• DoB: 1991-11-05
• Emails:
◦ karel.font@gmail.com
◦ sushi-power@hotmail.fr
◦ iakhot@hotmail.fr
◦ karel.font@epitech.eu (OMGSISA it's EPI)
• Usernames:
◦ RiskItForTheBiscuit
◦ RiskItForTheBi7
◦ Grawlee
◦ iakhot
◦ tohkai
◦ Kar3l
• Phonos:
◦ +45 23955088 (current danish number)
◦ +33 (0)695474434 (former french number, may or may not need the 0)
• Passwords:
◦ vetanytenten
◦ vetanytenten1
◦ vet
◦ mauricio123456
• License Plate: (France) GA-558-TD

DRAWN 'P IS ILLEGAL IN FRANCE - FRANCOPHONE 'TEENS NEED TO SEND A GLOWNVKE
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20 dollars it was a giga
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snb
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Itt post uncut gems
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>dogs and toads on the log
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Trannies and foids like horror because they love feeling vulnerable
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Should I visit Troon (i don't live too far from it and im a travelfag)
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<Group of teenag-
>NIGGERS
<Dog mauls a-
>SHITBULL
<Why racemixing is a-
>ITS DA JOOOZ
<14 year old student stabs a tea-
>ITS DA FUGGEN JARDEE
<H-How in the scientifically-feasible quantum afterlife hell?
<Four headlines, four correct guesses.
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frog on the log
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foid teachers get away with raping children in some countries like the uk because their gay faggot law defines rape as 'penetration'
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Why is the site dead
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First to nameroll Alicia is admin thrembo
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WE KILL FACISTS ON SOYJAK PARTY
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>NAS is allowed on /soy/
>Some teens leak
>Nobaldi moves to >>>/jak/
>Infinite iq move which means IAS won
This website was dead before it was even developed.
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Question:
which time is appropriate for posting RTL?
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WE are all listening to this
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Leaked video of Mustard surfaces

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>jakking pornstars
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This has great 'jakking potential, someone 'jak xhem please
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fat brown pooner media thread
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i am bored
what should i do?
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My name is Cobson, I will always be a gem!
R: 1 / I: 1
>NO, "COBLING" IS NOT A REAL SPORT. IT NEVER WAS A REAL SPORT. TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS, NOW!!!
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Send 'zas to this pedo gamedev NOVV!

eccma417 - this child-raping taiwancuck pedonigger is the creator of infamous 'p game LonaRPG
Somephono 'oxxed him in previous thread but no 'zas were sent, xe lives in japan btw.
The game is about a 13yo girl who gets constantly gangraped. Other characters are underage too, and there is a scene with a prepubescent girl getting raped by tentacle roaches
Worst thing is that xe earns 4500$ monthly from it.
Let's finish the 'ox and send 'zas, momNVKES and employerNVKES (japs allow drawn 'p so no glowNVKES) You can also file reports to sites which host xis 'p game content o algo

raid thread: >>>/raid/269508
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I am the only real soyteen to ever exist, ama
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GARTIC PHONO THREAD

It is that time of the day!
Join NOW!!!!
https://garticphone.com/en/0100bc151e
https://garticphone.com/en/0100bc151e
https://garticphone.com/en/0100bc151e

>Marge what the fuck is this game about

Each player comes up with a prompt, then each player draws somebody elses prompt, then each player attempts to guess the original prompt of one of the drawings and then each players draws the aforementioned guess.

>Marge I did not understand jackshit

Just fucking join the game and you will see how easy it is.
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>oh my h*ckin science i love the new kanye album
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IF JOONS DON'T APPROVE THIS IMAGE THEY'RE ALL PEDOFILES
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What is this ethnicity?
>
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SNCA thread

ITT we post quirky facts about us
>be me obese with type 2 diabetes
>certified iq of 88 (even my iq is based)
>have a retarded friend like me we hangout and laugh at memes
>fart at random women in the mart to see they're reaction (they just go away mostly)
>can't fart really strong because of half proslaped anus because an incident i did to myself and I may shart myself
>sometime i drool from my mouth
>sometime i put things in my anus and in my nostril
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who do you think discovered muttland first?
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Since the great Gigacaust is happening,ITT post all the giga gems for archival reasons
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do you like the fact that recently there has been an explosion of sharty kulchur usage on xitter? why or why not? i personally kinda do since there are more users now.
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>living in a walkable city
>in a pod
>eating bugs
>drinking soylent
>watching marvel
>playing the switch
>listening to jefre cantu ledesma
>while my wife’s boyfriend is here
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Instead of namerolls being stenient, maybe they are just triggered by specific patterns in posts?
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everyone do the soy shuffle
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who's your favorite ai nigger? mine is gigachad, hunky is a close second
R: 5 / I: 2
Buster is a snitch and a bootlicker
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can doxGODS help me real quick?

is there a osint tool that allows for a person to access a private profile's account on the instagram? need it for my SNCA beef i have with a lolcow on there, dont want you niggas to get involved or waste time on it
R: 5 / I: 1
The catalog is better today
>true
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i just found this on the 'ru, thoughts?
R: 2 / I: 1
What are your fetishes
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Never Goon Won
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>You know, I just might actually do this. Every bard over the party has jammed with over the campaign, just shows up because 'they heard a rumour'. None of the bards know each other. But, they're bards, they improvise. They improvise THE MOST EPIC MUSIC JAM MEDIEVAL FANTASY CAN HAVE. The mounts of Celestia rumble with their music as the tapestry of creation is rewritten to the newly-sang verses of The Beginning. The Weave of magic is shredded and put back together. The fey go absolutely insane as what they considered to be 'Balance' is redefined. Psions freak the hell out as the resonance of a thousand bards rewrite existence itself. Wizards cry as their books' formulas become invalid. Sorcerers whine that their magics don't negotiate directly with reality.


>Go ahead, mock the bards. I dare you, I double dare you.
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ITT we send picrels of our shit
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How many of you soyteens were thuggers?
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Does anyone else remember soyduels in the 2000s?
R: 6 / I: 0
Did you dab today?
R: 1 / I: 1

Why do North Americans hate South Americans so much?

They seem infinitely less insufferable than the arabs and turks in europe. Can we trade our minorities? fuggen jerdee
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ACKbox continuation

Continuation of jackbox twitch stream raiding
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!
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Who has the template for babyjak's pacifier?
R: 5 / I: 1
Hunky brootaly mogs
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Does anyphono remember dis thread
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Echidnas are pretty cool imo
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the smallest variant of all time
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>nusois can't tell the difference between a succubus and a tulpa. . .

jsid atp
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the 'ru is genuinely just a furfag website now
R: 10 / I: 0
Quote should add a feature where you can leak an anons ip but it also leaks yours making it high risk high reward
R: 1 / I: 1
Since quote joined, the sharty has been a ZOG (Zellig Occupied Government) website
R: 1 / I: 1
my angryplier seems angry
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>garlic phone
R: 1 / I: 0
>froot will never randomly participate in threads again
Sad o algo
R: 0 / I: 0
my neutralplier seems neutral
R: 0 / I: 0

halp

my neutalplier broken
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>my name is moon metropolis and i'm pushing 30
>miss with me and my gang and we'll do you dirty
>i love porn and gore and sites with minors in it
>reminds of the old net when they see it every minute
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I'm lonely and I always have been, I wish I was different😢

fembot
would you cosplay as this for me? 💃

fembots
how much would you yuri out for?👩❤️💋👩

Fembots why dont you just hit the gym and get a body like this?
Gigachads will be all over your smelly neet pussies.🏋️♀️


tiny white pecker clitties deserve to be locked up🔒
and the key thrown away 🚮
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nu giga
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>I will never be a real woman. I have no womb, I have no ovaries, I have no eggs. I am a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

>All the “validation” I get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind my back people mock me. My parents are disgusted and ashamed of me, my “friends” laugh at my ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.


>Men are utterly repulsed by me. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. My bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if I manage to get a drunk guy home with me, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of my diseased, infected axe wound.


>I will never be happy. I wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell myself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside I feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush me under the unbearable weight.


>Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - I'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around my neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. My parents will find me, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury me with a headstone marked with my birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. My body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of my legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.


>This is my fate. This is what I chose. There is no turning back.
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Every time I spend time on this nigger website I somehow waste several hours AMA
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do you guys use firefox?
R: 0 / I: 0
I spend 0 hours a day everyday using the internet ama and oreos
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GONNA REPOST THIS AGAIN

which variant/subvariant should i use for mighty gazelle?
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>it’s a foul because it just is, ok?
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tell me your niche hobbies
mine is magnet fishing though
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Hey Sharty, am I Aryan?
R: 2 / I: 0
hwabag
read that again
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, how could you tell?
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ITT we say things trannies say when grooming people

>You sit with your legs crossed? Your egg is cracking omg!!! Take hrt and get bottom surgery NOOOWWW
>You like your hair slightly longer than most guys? You were meant to be a girl obviously
>You played fallout new Vegas before?!?! Here go ahead and take estradiol
>Your laugh is quieter than most boys, you need to cut your dick off NOW
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eva noticed the blue on pepe's shirt is the exact same hex code as the blue on the lgbt flag
R: 5 / I: 3
ISDHRFTBGUOSEDNBIKJDOFNBSRJFKHNVSREJKNKJXNBKJLDFSNBJLIKSXDFNVLKHSDGFNBIOEDFNBJKFDNVKXGJFNAWDVNLIFGDZKV;LSFGNBKJDFJVDKXJFHVZDLFBNZKDFNBZXDFKBNGVZSKLHBZDKJHFJNSDKFJHVBNAREOKHVNEAIRSOGWJRHFGVSJBKEFNV ALIKJERBNSOTIREDGHNDROJKVGMDFSLJKBNMSRTEPOBNJDRGFTNVKSLHRTNBKDRTGBIKOSTRN KDSTGBNLKSJNBVLSTKRNBOIAKERNGBLKSERJNBLISERNGLKSETJNBOKXDFJNBJRGSDNBLKZDFNGHBLKZEFFNBOKSDFNVaiweNGOISEMJNVBKSJTRENGAOIENHSL5IEJGSAERLJNJHGSEAROKGHJSEIRGJNAEIHDSRLIGJNSEKJBGNHSEROITHNSRENGSOITNGBSOIERJGSOIERTHNJGOIASERJNGSOKERNBSKJERHBOWISUERJGOKERJOKBDRJIOPSRTNBOIWSJTBSRHNPGIO
R: 0 / I: 0
how do i use formatted text on the 'chive?
R: 1 / I: 1
Weed is better than SSRIs
R: 1 / I: 1
>dududududude yamal is one of the best players itw
R: 7 / I: 4
>DIDE DUDE DUDE LAMINE YAMAL IS ONLY 18 HE’S GONNA BE THE BEST FOOTBALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD HES LITERALLY MESSI 2.0 OH MY SCIENCE OH MY SCIENCEEE
R: 1 / I: 0
wholesome
R: 30 / I: 7

raid for the gegs

'teens, why don't we vandalize jewkipedia's soyjak article?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyjaks_(meme)
>why?
well, it's for pissing off jewkipedoa's jannies yet again.
R: 3 / I: 2
>defending the delaminating supermatter because enginiggers didn't let you in engineering to do stupid nigger behavior to the air
R: 8 / I: 1
ITT WE RAID /LGBT/
R: 0 / I: 0
SEE THIS COAT NIGGA?
BYE BYE TO MY OLD SELF
WAKE UP TO THE NEW ME
I USED TO BE ON WORLD STAR (WORLD STARRRR)
NOW IM MAKING NEWSWEEK
R: 4 / I: 2
>Soybooru.com
R: 4 / I: 0
janny why the fuck do you keep deleting my gif of hunky dancing
R: 24 / I: 15
If you sit at a bar with a nazi, you're a nazi
PUNCH A FUCKING NAZI
LGBTQ RIGHTS, blak LIVES MATTER, ANTI COMMUNISM AND ANTI INTELLECTUALISM WILL PERISH
R: 9 / I: 3
Quote make it so there's a 0.1% chance that your reply on /soy/ moves to another random thread on /soy/ so if someone says "OMGSISA" on thread A which is about hot women, there's a small chance it is sent to thread B which is about doxxing a bad actor
R: 16 / I: 8
>golden2.mp4
R: 0 / I: 0
testing something hold on
> though
R: 0 / I: 0
test
R: 1 / I: 0
Wanna be in BBC land?
R: 5 / I: 1
im 13 years old,im gonna post this message,and leave Soysphere for good,i didnt knew in what shit i stepped in,i though this was a random shitty anti troonslop site,since i hate troonslop and stuff,yea,soryy for esl or whatever. Anyways,i dont feel like jakking anymore,also powersky is a mediator,im not joking.
R: 30 / I: 7
joon
R: 1 / I: 1
to soy or not to soy, that is the question
R: 1 / I: 0
i watch dragon ball
R: 4 / I: 1
>calling the cashier a glownigger because she tried to ask for your personal information
R: 0 / I: 0
>makes the 'rru a dumpster fire and releases the faggots for a quick laugh
>shutting the site down since you chuds can't behave
R: 0 / I: 0
>being based aced and xitter pet pill lead
R: 5 / I: 0
Is getting blaked as a wiboi by my blaked girlfriend’s pussy giga?
R: 3 / I: 1
><>
R: 7 / I: 1
>I'm trans btw
R: 8 / I: 3
Do lurkers really outnumber posters?
R: 5 / I: 0

IMPORTANT POLL


What would you consider the 'ru to be?
R: 14 / I: 8
Apparently, Quote just announced he's shutting down the soybooru.
R: 7 / I: 1
>
R: 3 / I: 1
Nusoi here. I can't tell the difference between what is a gem and what is coal/brimstone. What do I do?
R: 1 / I: 0
Tell me why I was watching a hecking wholesome video about a hard chinese pvz mod and I see a fuggen soynigger in the reppeys.
R: 1 / I: 0
summoning thread
R: 5 / I: 0
4chan GET watcher remade
I remade this in about 2 hours, it's finally back up after I fell asleep
https://get.soyjak.org/
R: 7 / I: 1

Does Soyjak still canonically own a Hot Sauce Collection in 2026?


R: 1 / I: 0
they are shuttind down the booru
R: 2 / I: 0
I tried listening to Holding by Slayr and I'm not getting the hype. Song was mid and the video was ass.
>I am a proud listener of Slayr and I think he had the best project of March 6, 2026
R: 0 / I: 0
Boogeys!
R: 5 / I: 3
>Can I wear your funny hat?
R: 8 / I: 1
JSID
R: 17 / I: 6
jak my mom
R: 0 / I: 0
when you find out dey are shutting down the booru
R: 1 / I: 0
i miss the long-dead website
R: 0 / I: 0
when yoo find out dey are shutting down the booru
R: 0 / I: 0
>Something Went Wrong. Please Try Again Later
R: 8 / I: 4
ITT we will be doing this to quote
R: 3 / I: 1
Quote should never shut down the booru because it is an important archive for 'jaks

I hope the jannies aren't obsessed and move this to the /q/
R: 52 / I: 15
Let's raid ISIS forum pls guys

https://besira.net/discussions
R: 4 / I: 1
we should incorporate gambling into the shardee

for funzie wunzies

must be high stakes though like getting a ban for a random (but fun) duration. (e.g. a week max)
R: 2 / I: 1
https://soybooru.com/post/view/185241
Kill Quote. Rape Quote. Behead Quote. Roundhouse kick Quote into the concrete. Slam dunk Quote as a baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Quote. Defecate in Quote's food. Launch Quote into the sun. Stir fry Quote in a wok. Toss Quote into active volcanoes. Make Quote check my dubs. Urinate into Quote's gas tank. Judo throw Quote into a wood chipper. Twist Quote's head off. Report Quote to the IRS and NCMEC. Karate chop Quote in half. Curb stomp Quote while xe's pregnant. Trap Quote in quicksand. Crush Quote in the trash compactor. Liquefy Quote in a vat of acid. Eat Quote. Dissect Quote. Exterminate Quote in the gas chamber. Stomp Quote's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Quote in the oven. Lobotomize Quote. Mandatory abortion for Quote. Grind Quote fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Quote in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Quote with a ray gun. Kick Quote as an old gramps faggot down the stairs. Feed Quote to alligators. Slice Quote with a katana. Put a bomb in Quote's mouth. Throw knives at Quote. Inflate Quote until they pop. Send Quote into a blakhole. Castrate Quote. Feed Quote poisoned food. Force Quote to walk the plank. Push Quote into a pit. Kneel on Quote's neck. Curse Quote with a spell. Stuff Quote's babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Quote with a tank. Pop Quote's car tire. Nail Quote to a cross and stab them. Run over Quote with a tank feet-first. Crush Quote with a press. Attack Quote with acid. Boil Quote in a pan. Lock Quote inside a brazen bull. Burn Quote alive. Drag Quote across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Quote. Quarter Quote. Impale Quote on a pike. Tenderize Quote with a mallet. Ionise Quote in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Quote in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Quote in a blak hole. Curse Quote with the necronomicon. Trap Quote in purgatory. Bang Quote's testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Quote off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Quote in the vacuum of space. Fry Quote with power lines. Feed Quote ricin. Kneecap Quote with a twelve gauge. Re enslave Quote. Sell Quote organs on the blak market. Run Quote over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Quote into the grand canyon. Burn Quote with jet engine exhaust. Beat Quote to death with a tire iron. Cauterise Quote asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Quote to the sun god. Drop Quote out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed Quote to sharks. Load Quote into a cannon and shoot the Quote at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Quote under a galleon. Disembowel Quote with a bayonet. Strap Quote to a cruise missile and launch it at Quote neighborhood. Drop Quote into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Quote. Lure Quote in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force Quote to learn calculus, then kill the Quote anyway. Atomize Quote with a powerfist. Throw Quote into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Quote with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Quote from 40-story buildings. Throw Quote at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Quote in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Quote to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Quote with syringe guns. Defecate on Quote's food stamps. Make Quote pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Quote into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Quote then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate Quote with depleted uranium. Launch Quote with a trebuchet. Send Quote exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use Quote as a crash test dummy. Tie Quote onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on Quote. Trample Quote. Bury Quote alive. Play bowling with Quote's head and penis/neo-vagina as pins. Grate Quote with a cheese grater. Get Quote stuck in an elevator. Spray Quote toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot Quote directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage Quote parachute. Sabotage Quote bungee. Trap Quote under ice. Force Quote to work and support a family of 5. Force Quote into gladiatorial combat. Send Quote back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in Quote room. Put Quote on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest Quote organs. Waterboard Quote with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay Quote. Tie Quote to train tracks. Put laxatives in their kool-aid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on Quote. Gibbet Quote. Tie a lightning rod to Quote head during a storm. Lure Quote into suicide pods. Bury Quote neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending Quote to it. Stir Quote into cement. Squeeze Quote through a chain link fence. Hack Quote's socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on Quote. Microwave Quote's head. Suck Quote into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside Quote's basketball. Total Quote Death.
R: 6 / I: 3
>bwc
R: 3 / I: 1
am i ias
R: 4 / I: 1
>yeah so have you heard about the iran sich'uation its great we have a president who isn't afraid to take risks or something and defend israel
<sir es este el taco bell drive thru do u have a phone number with us o algo
R: 9 / I: 2
Post on >>>/tech/
R: 10 / I: 4
nu 'toss
R: 8 / I: 2
R: 6 / I: 3
>Oh yeah, what type of science do i like? The one that debunks bigots
R: 0 / I: 0
/pol/ is a snca mine
R: 1 / I: 1
post on >>>/biz/
R: 4 / I: 1
>I listen to save evropa nightcore edits
R: 1 / I: 1
>chad nigger furry
R: 6 / I: 4
niggers pooping on gigas and nigger poopoo hababababababa nigger nigger poopy nigger nigger nigger poop nigger giga nigger nigger poop
R: 5 / I: 0
I had a dream about getting banned from the sharty because I talked about some namefag that doesn't even exist
R: 0 / I: 0
>
R: 9 / I: 3
First chud nameroll is a nigger
R: 3 / I: 1
R: 1 / I: 0
What is your favourite Soylent?
R: 10 / I: 6
>Why do you want to say the N-word so badly?
<Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger, it accurately expresses my feelings, nigger.
R: 4 / I: 4
>GASP NOOOO! You can't just ask me to break character like that!
>Adjusts glasses frantically, mouth wide open in a permanent state of shocked excitement
>DID YOU SEE THE NEW FUNKO DROP?! IT'S LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER! I HAVE TO SOYPOINT AT IT! Points aggressively at screen
>Sips soy latte
>You are literally doing a fascism by not appreciating this wholesome 100 meme usage! Vein pops out of forehead I'm gonna go post this on Reddit right now! They're gonna heckin' love this!
R: 0 / I: 0
>browsing the reactionary imageboard filled with crude, racist and antisemitic humor due to its largely far-right userbase
R: 2 / I: 2
millions must post brian chungyus or something
R: 1 / I: 0
i just fapped my penis
R: 0 / I: 0
>erm sweaty memes against chuds is bait
R: 0 / I: 0
>millions must post wojaks or something
R: 21 / I: 12
Do you feel guilty when you post bait on the sharty? I don't bait often
>
R: 5 / I: 4
>doing anything in chad
R: 2 / I: 0
New poonerjak
R: 70 / I: 21
дарoв
R: 25 / I: 13
old 'toss
R: 38 / I: 9
>larping as white instead of being proud of who you are
R: 0 / I: 0
>oysterclips is going and she is going
R: 0 / I: 0
>what did yew jus’ say abar ‘illsbrugh lad?
R: 1 / I: 1
>How did you know i speak English as my first language?
R: 12 / I: 4
>da liberals… are trying to kill us. They have gone insane. We must fight back.
>anyhow have I talked about how much I love to bully people to suicide online for being gay/weird/disagreeing with me?
R: 24 / I: 1
when are going to dox necrophiles?
R: 4 / I: 2

Daily Lenten Gospel - Day 38

Many of the Jews who had come to Mary
and seen what Jesus had done began to believe in him.
But some of them went to the Pharisees
and told them what Jesus had done.
So the chief priests and the Pharisees
convened the Sanhedrin and said,
“What are we going to do?
This man is performing many signs.
If we leave him alone, all will believe in him,
and the Romans will come
and take away both our land and our nation.”
But one of them, Caiaphas,
who was high priest that year, said to them,
“You know nothing,
nor do you consider that it is better for you
that one man should die instead of the people,
so that the whole nation may not perish.”
He did not say this on his own,
but since he was high priest for that year,
he prophesied that Jesus was going to die for the nation,
and not only for the nation,
but also to gather into one the dispersed children of God.
So from that day on they planned to kill him.

So Jesus no longer walked about in public among the Jews,
but he left for the region near the desert,
to a town called Ephraim,
and there he remained with his disciples.

Now the Passover of the Jews was near,
and many went up from the country to Jerusalem
before Passover to purify themselves.
They looked for Jesus and said to one another
as they were in the temple area, “What do you think?
That he will not come to the feast?”
John 11:45-56

St. Guntram, ora pro nobis.
R: 8 / I: 1
Most lefties are highly educated and in the middle class and that middle class is responsible for preserving western civilization. The reason as to why they don't hate niggers is because there are barely any in xheir unproblematic suburban area.
R: 6 / I: 1

cuckjeet spotted outside soysphere

Supposedly nabbv spotted on some gooky altchan (snca)
He is just telling to kneel down to him o algo. I'm too lazy to translate.
R: 1 / I: 1
Do nusois like peanuts?
R: 50 / I: 25
what do you think about incels?
(be honest niggers)
R: 2 / I: 2
>findom
R: 3 / I: 1
I am not a furry, AMA
R: 9 / I: 6
can someone teach me how to make a tulpa gf? I'm tired of being a lonely unloved incel
R: 2 / I: 0
Quote pisses me off, he claims he gets spammed with requests to "view the nusois data". But do you know what would happen if he actually had numerous requests? The entire site would be shut down because you'd have numerous intelligence services turning on it. Quote would be put in jail for refusing data, and if it somehow doesn't shut down; the website would be banned from most ISPs and mobile service providers. For whatever reason, the MI5 and OFCOM is holding back from the site, otherwise there'd be an almost melancholic foreclosure of the site and we'd see Quote's dox on the news. This website isn't unknown to the authorities, even Quote knows such, so I'm not sure why he loves lying about how much agent attention it actually gets.
R: 0 / I: 0
>nusois don't know what kichi-kichi stands for

shut it down… maybe?
R: 18 / I: 5

ITT we post 4chan bait comics

R: 9 / I: 0
>March 28, 2026
>I am forgotten
R: 0 / I: 0
>hidden supersage theory
R: 10 / I: 1
‘Toss
R: 2 / I: 2

I may be a monster but I don’t like Jews

>i can’t wait to rape today.
<hello rapeson would you like to be on my island?
>kys obsessed jew
R: 7 / I: 4
For anyone wondering, my cousin (Zoey Alexandria) has passed away yesterday from an autoimmune disease. I assume she would’ve wanted her fans to know, thank every one of you for listening to her! ❤️
R: 0 / I: 0
>ayu ayu, ayu in the street
<because we do! to much labor
<bla bla therapist, blabla a perfect servine
^ME AND THE DEVIL
R: 3 / I: 3
>ensure
ensure? ensure waht? this drink is stupid
R: 4 / I: 0
>AYE WHERE ALL THE WYT WOMEN AT?
<How do you niggers like my new AKayKayKay?
>YO-YO-YO-Y-SHIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEETT!
R: 3 / I: 2
R: 46 / I: 15
neglevin doesnt randomly transheart comment btw
R: 103 / I: 32
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
R: 1 / I: 2 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
R: 477 / I: 82

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 409 / I: 69

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 178 / I: 84
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 536 / I: 108

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 482 / I: 196

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 120 / I: 22

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 545 / I: 253

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 534 / I: 109
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 380 / I: 276
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 80 / I: 14

Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 141 / I: 40

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 801 / I: 353

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

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