Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

that reminds me. you know what would be REALLY funny. on the day the h-rry p-tter tv show drops, if we all just. streamed the percy jackson show instead. like im always one for pirating and am not a fan of a lot of disney+ policies or disney policies in general but i think this would be a TARGETED HIT to jkr's ego specifically bc pjo is harry potter for smart people and gay people and the author is trans-positive and my crack theory is that she wanted a tv show bc the pjo show was doing well. so if we all hop onto our neighbor's disney+ on the day HPTV drops and watch pjo instead and we all just post about percy jackson instead i think we might be able to make jkr's head explode

Once you have become essential at your workplace it is very important that you do the following:

- Loudly tell men off when they're incompetent

- Make everyone feel uncomfortable and ruin the mood when they're talking about Harry Potter

- Be very forthcoming about menstruating

So we're all gonna let the new Harry Potter show die on the vine, right? No hatewatching. No thinkpieces. No videos about how bad it is. Deprive it of oxygen and let it wither away unremarked-upon and unprofitable; make HBO lose their entire investment and prove to the corporate entertainment sphere that the entire IP is poison. And spend that time doing something that brings you joy instead.