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ITT we write gemmy messages here

https://jamlunch.com/
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i m a femteen but i know you nusois wont believe
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ITT we look at random wikis and maybe even raid them

https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Sites_using_MediaWiki/en
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Women

>god I wish I had a cute autistic boyfriend
5 min later
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Nu toss Aryan beast
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Toss

Nu toss Aryan beast
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IT'S TIME TO RATE THE LOG!

https://soyjakwiki.org/RTL

You have one hour to vote!
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Scientific results

I have been doing lots of science research and I have found out dear sharty users, blak women want bwc and white women (or spadesons) want bbc, so what about Asians? Well my dear reader. As I found out Asians are more on the whiter side (no shit) unless if you find an Asian nigger (which is rare), so what does this mean? Asian women like bbc too, so for any bwc person, it’s over. Might as well do a reverse micheal Jackson (change skin colour to blak)
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ACKbox

itt we raid jackbox and gartic phone streams or something
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POPULAR PEDO FURFAG WHO DREW EPSTEIN FILES 'P, SNITCHED ON RAIDS, AND TAUNTED THE SHARTY - 'OXXED!

This nigger draws the most antimatter 'p known to man including:
- 'p themed around the epstein files
- a baby being suffocated to death while having its face forced into its own shit and being raped
- school shooter porn
- zoophilia
- snuff
- actual human baby rape
XE ALSO RAN A GOYKISSER TELEGRAM CHAT WITH ACTUAL CACAShttps://kiwifarms.st/threads/boykisser-r-littleboykisser-boykisser-community-discord-femboy-grooming-circles.182778/page-6#post-17709791

After we 'oxxed a load of inkbunny pedos during op 404, this nigger made a massive schizo OPSEC guide (kek) for other pedos. https://inkbunny.net/j/585164-RiskItForTheBiscuit-in-light-of-recent-doxings

In the comments, he mentions the sharty and taunted us, calling us "virgin LARPers who never do anything with a doxx" - we VVILL prove xim wrong

All evidence is in the attached PDF

NQTHING IS BEYQND QUR REACH

FULLDOXX

• Name: Karel Font
• Addy: Storegade 44, 2., 9560 Hadsund, Denmark (since July 2024)
• Family Addy: 2 Chemin de Vernoyes, 15130 Sansac-de-Marmiesse, France
• DoB: 1991-11-05
• Emails:
◦ karel.font@gmail.com
◦ sushi-power@hotmail.fr
◦ iakhot@hotmail.fr
◦ karel.font@epitech.eu (OMGSISA it's EPI)
• Usernames:
◦ RiskItForTheBiscuit
◦ RiskItForTheBi7
◦ Grawlee
◦ iakhot
◦ tohkai
◦ Kar3l
• Phonos:
◦ +45 23955088 (current danish number)
◦ +33 (0)695474434 (former french number, may or may not need the 0)
• Passwords:
◦ vetanytenten
◦ vetanytenten1
◦ vet
◦ mauricio123456
• License Plate: (France) GA-558-TD

DRAWN 'P IS ILLEGAL IN FRANCE - FRANCOPHONE 'TEENS NEED TO SEND A GLOWNVKE
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>looks inside
>the same post apocalyptic dark high fantasy goyslop being shat out over and over again

I thought neuro die virgins were heckin creatives

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldbuilding/
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NU GARTIC PHONO THREAD

JOIN NOW
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im talking with an old friend who trooned out, please give me some arguments to convince him to detroon
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Nu giga
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>ronald mcdonald or whatever
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Apparently a recent 13 year old Brapzilian/Italian school stabber had an online lolipedo friend with a shitlita pfp

https://www.wantedinmilan.com/news/teacher-stabbed-by-high-school-student-in-northern-italy.html
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JIGGODS!
We will be making this Slopjak with 2494 pieces because we just will ok?
https://jiggie.fun/eSLlEz
https://jiggie.fun/eSLlEz
https://jiggie.fun/eSLlEz
>arrow
>backup arrow
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Niggerfaggotkiketrannyretard
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ITT soyquote sayings you hate

>It’s not rocket science
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theres gay soyjak porn on soybooru now
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Which one are you, nusoi?
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i kinda want to kms

>guy i liked promise me ho call whenever i want and evrey night
>me being insecure tranny
>guys doesnt answe the phone when i call him

Why do i fall for evreything guys say… i feel so stupid and worthless, i cant brlivr i frll for it again.
I still crave his voice and atension.
Whats wrong with me, why do i lack simple self respect.
I feel so incredibly lonely, i just want to feel held and listend to.
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its crazy how soyjacking went from a marker of being a HVM(high value male) to fandom autism. What a downgrade
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Rules

What the point in rulecucking if the jannies aren't going to enforce any of them? There is that hunky porn on /pol/ and the babyjak 'p spam. What the point?
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>being the lightest and most abundant element
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>used to make those cool signs and thats about it really
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>3 PPH on soy
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Operation Whitepage 'apage of '26

Continuation of a raid thread
Old thread 'chive: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0328-0457-13/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15659646.html
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Whats a 2010s 4cuck meme we should colonize like we did with amerimutt?
I think Norf FC would be a good one, think of all the funny soyquotes you can make with him
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itt we watch this o award
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blak twinks with sped up voices make really good music
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Public SNCA Announcement📌🔒

Posting this image on Clitty farms will get you subpoena'd
So don't do that
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xigga xigga xigga

this is coal but i thought it was funny
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do NOT go on the 'ru and search by least popular, worst mistake of my life
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aryan (even though szell and mahler was jewish but he is based
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>lets fooken ‘ave et! worf evrey penny!
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I just found this "zoophile wiki" while i was looking for a zoophile flag on google images to mock some ethnicity i didn’t like on a ‘toss, and my jaw dropped in absolute shock. Is this deserving of a raid?
https://zoophilia.wiki/index.php?title=Zeta_Flag
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ALIVE ARYAN WEBSIT E
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what happened to 4cuck's raids. why ain't they doing it anymore?
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Q

I have information that VNC resolver will sQQn do another scan, after almost 1 year. https://computernewb.com/vncresolver/
When this happens, we will commence operation VNC Fury. Be prepared.
Q
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In 1 year your admin will permanently turn off mpa to please 50 """proud soyteenz""" (faggots from jannycord) and in 2 years sharty will return to its glorious days of 10 pph and cp bots
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Draw a euromutt for every Europe country (including microstates like San Marino or The Vatican). Here you have the euromutt template or something
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usefull tips for newsoilbeans trying to write story posts
>green
is the first person talking (duhh)
<orange
is the second person talking
^blue
can either be a third person, or some info about the surroundings
like dis
>nooooo the beeees
^meanwhile in leslotho
<mi goon to p
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marge do they still ban you for 15 minutes if you put a 'ru embed
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gartic phono

https://garticphone.com/en/0091df3c22
GARTIC PHONO, JOIN UP!!!
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SNCANVKE:
This is my last post, fuck this gay site and fuck the soysphere
This video is a WIP of a full on recreation i was making, i had already wrote lyrics for it and made a storyboard somewhat. Doll had also agreed to voice it so, if hes reading this, i apologize for wasting your time. The copium tank has run out today and i had nothing to hide the fact this site is full of faggots, troons and gentiles that arent
worth my time. Entertaining a bunch of LITERAL FAGGOTS on the "make fun of bald feminine men" website (i still cant believe thats right) does not honor God and i have completely wasted my time by making this or any previous OC. Theres no purpose to making these retarded animations other than to waste my time, and i fucking hate the main site and it
deserves to wither out already. Quote should just shut it down already, the frog posters were always right. This site is the best example of flanderization and group think i have ever seen, which each generation of nusois culture gets passed down EXACTLY like the telephone game, losing integrity and being watered down until it means nothing anymore
and its completely unfunny. This is why it has become a generic shitposting website with no aim whatsoever, and why NOPHONO cares about 'jakking anymore. Mark my words, MARK THEM, in the span of the next year or so, this website will become reddit 2, and mods will try to "steer away from soyaks" or some other gay shit because its a "dead meme". The
last days of the sharty will be a bunch of pissbaby chudcels and faggots shitposting completely unrelated raisin to 'jaks, and then it will become a DNB and be forgotten. The general response to this comment will prove my point, because it will be something along the lines of "Why do you care so much/its not that serious", nobody takes this site
serious or cares about it, its just the nu "imageboard where i post the stuff i stim over and talk to people" because 4cuck is too pedophilic and rulecucked to fulfill that role anymore. This is just a place for retards to use for a while, then move on, like a revolving door of sorts. Nobody makes any variants anymore, and what proves my point even
further is that the only people that do dont do it for the purpose of 'jakking, they do it so they dont get an offtopic ban while forcing their toddlerslop/spergslop. Seriously, i cant even fucking count the ammount of "reverse lees" i've seen already that are just some autist forcing everyone to look at their retarded trace of something they like
but with a beard and glasses. Theres a new one every 2 or 3 weeks, the last one was the storybots pedo and now its some nigger forcing childrens show #64647 about snca i dont remember. This also goes for fpe and zellig faggots, although i think the two are very different. You can clearly tell zellig faggots actually like their dumb raisin and are
passionate about it, not only by the way they spread it but by the way they talk about it. They also try to make OC about it, which is something FPEdos dont do at all. Still, zelligniggers are either extremely gay teenagers or actual pedos, and their shilling is annoying and unjustified. FPEdos though? every dumb nusoi will tell me to take my meds
in fear of being portrayed as fat and blak, but i dont think they actually like FPE. Its very obvious that FPE is just a mask/tool they use to do their trolling and nothing else, they clearly dont give a shit about it and, if FPE became illegal to post on the internet for some reason, they would immediately jump to another troonslop to force and
discard FPE like it never existed.
>DERES A CORD MAYNE
No i dont think there is a cord or 'gram or whatever, i just think they are annoying children that love to attentionwhore by annoying everyphono
Also fuck the 'ru too.
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Are we doing the jigsaw thingy tonight? I'd start it up myself but I'm too tired to host.
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tfd
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What do yall think of this thing i got?
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blak twinks with slowed down voices make really bad music.
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>when akinwefo ngubegengube scores for ingerlund
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>This is how u all look and sound when you're harassing trans and LGBTQ+ folks. Don't feel bad, incels and zombies share something in common! They're slow, brainless and stupid. I can't believe conservative alt-rights are recruiting chuds like u to spread their toxicity, its no wonder why they're dying lmao, they're recruiting losers who haven't left their mom's basement, haven't accomplished anything in their worthless lifes and haven't touch grass for a century 😂 and to cope with you're lack of accomplishments you decided that its all our fault that ur a bozo incel loser 😭 Seriously how pathetic can you be?
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>le jartee
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Cornball

>Erm you disagreed with me? I can't believe ts, go and do your homework chuddy.
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>when the bull buys you the nintendo switch 2
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where is the color???
why so mono?
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gem
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I'm going to West Africa soon, anything you guys think would be cool to see there
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if the arrow is your power, then what are you without it? with it, you laugh and mock, safe in the illusion that the 'jak belongs to another.
Remove it, just that single stroke, and suddenly the words are your own, the face is your own. You become the very thing you've been mocking for all this time. So tell me: is the arrow a weapon? Or merely a thin line between who you mock and who you are?
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why does drawing make me feel horny? does any other drawfag feel this?
>
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NUSOIS...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HUNKY PORN SHIT

no arrow because I literally look like this, y'all have gone too far holy shit
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TRY NOT TO GIGAQUOTE CHALLANGE

>Getting pegged by your wife's tbp bvll
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calling all nophonos

JIGGARYANS, ITS THAT TIME OF THE DAY AGAIN
https://jiggie.fun/L0ZMjb
https://jiggie.fun/L0ZMjb
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Its me your friendly neighbourhood Soyak. Glasses on, beard scraggly, mouth wide open in pure BLISSSSSSSSSS! Lets dance!
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ylyl thread

post some geggy gemmies
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>Going into a thread with IDs, changing your email to anonymous, and spamming "bump" so people think it's just op samefagging
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> YOU CAN'T STARE AT ME BECAUSE… BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OK?
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Tried to redraw weird penis
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https://wbo.ophir.dev/boards/anonymous#994,389,0.3
https://wbo.ophir.dev/boards/anonymous#994,389,0.3
https://wbo.ophir.dev/boards/anonymous#994,389,0.3

hey soyim, i found an online whiteboard anybaldi can join anonymously to brap it up geeeeeeeeeg
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Schitz! My roast is ruined!
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has anybaldi that used this website looked like this
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who here doesn't care about not getting pussy?
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Feed and Seed
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>we wuz israelis
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>"REAL ARYANS SPEND 24/7 ON THE BALD MEN WITH GLASSES WEBSITE LEAKING INSTEAD OF HAVING SEX, TAKING A SHOWER, TALKING TO WOMEN OR ACTUALLY GOING OUTSIDE CAUSE ITS ARYAN AND GONNA BTFO OUTTA DA JOOS YOU DUMB KIKE!" "I CANT BREED BECAUSE OF DA JOOS!!!!!"
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i hate niggers
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Does anyone have the version of this where xis brows aren't furrowed
>
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>genuinely attempt to pushing others towards suicide or self-harm.
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>my bull has never ssid this, please delete or i will sue for defamatiom
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more dead than eurohours JSID
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>the entire fucking website
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This site is a DNB
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>Scientific Innacuracies In The New Mario Movie
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Bring back the ability to archive with archive.today
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>I am not a "cuck", my wife is just an independent women who can do whatever she wants
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>march 27th 2026 oldGOD here…
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Why does this site love ugly things so much?
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I regret nearly all of my previous decisions
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>Apparently hobby shops attract the fuck outta bitches, I recently started collecting Yu-Gi-Oh again and I'm amazed at the amount of ass that comes into nerd shops, unfortunately about 80% of them are with some male fag guard dogging them. You can tell they're not together but he's the fag that's meant to step in if any guy nerds make her feel uncomfortable and I simply dont give a fuck enough to deal with him just to get some 5/10 pussy.
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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>second strongest element (sadly cucked by diamonds)
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>My life is like a video game!
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typical amerimutt hours
<shitty bait
<no raids
<'p
<coally log
might as well shut off the site until euroDEITIES wake up
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i dont have problem with normGODS using our lingo and i think that better than nothing,
the issues only arrives when its feels too forced,
or in even worst case: pedophile, brniggers, tccpedos
>
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>europoors can't afford to get their foreskin removed o algo
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fuck off chudcels
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Pooner lawyer seethes in court then gets arrested GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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>being used to make emeralds
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New latinx gem
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fuck you chudcels I forgot why I hate whitey ppl
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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>Mymy, my

>Those threads leak clits

>So spam a board for a pleasure trip
>It's high pph, so let's bait
>The bait is rising so is my pecker

>I'm gonna spam it up

>Never gonna let it be
>Cruisin' on all those boards
>A thread for my SNCA autism
>It'll never go down, never go down

>So let's spam it up

>Let's spam it up, bump it right up
>Let's bump it up, right to the page one
>Let's spam it up, right now

>Those spergs make me mad

>All metawhining about my fetishes
>So for that reason you get banned
>Go undercover and start all over again

>I'm gonna spam it up

>Never gonna let it go, no
>Ticking like the Nusoi's clit, ooh, yeah
>Blowing out like the Hoover Dam
>It'll never go down, never go down

>So let's spam it up

>Let's spam it up, Bump it up, oh, oh
>Let's Bump it up, right to page one
>Let's spam it up, right now

>Bump it up

>Come on, Twitter
>Discord

>Oh, let's bump it up, c'mon

>Let's bump it up, hey, get it, get it
>Let's bump it up, switch VPNs, spam it
>Let's spam it up, oh, yeah, yeah
>C'mon, let's bump it up, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh
>Let's spam it up, oh, yeah
>Let's spam it up, oh
>Let's spam it up

>Bump it up

>Bait them all
>Bump it up
>Right up, haha
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>RUBEN SIM MAY HAVE CATCHED PEDO GROOMERS AND HELP ROBLOX TO BE LESS OF A GROOMING HELLHOLE BUT HE MADE A RAPE JOKE AND HATES FURRIES, THAT IS LITERALLY UNFORGIVABLE!!
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>making batteries
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Are Americans the most retarded subhumans in the entire world?
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ITT post anime characters who are gemmy
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>being the first noble gas
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How the fuck do you draw?
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Chuddies obsessed with Jews lol
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THE CHICKEN 'O IS REAL AND IT'S IN INDIA
https://www.ochickenindia.com/about-us/
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Am I the only who feels like the sharty has been going downhill ever since frankey fey released her video about wojaks? When the video released, Quote and his 'cordtroon cabal stopped removing NAS from /soy/, thus starting this https://soyjakwiki.org/February_2026_crisis.
Tranime NAS is still being posted as "bait". Quote, wtf was your plan? I'm kinda (((noticing))) something.
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POST YOUR GEMMIEST GEMS
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itt we post troonslop brimbraps

https://www.reddit.com/r/actual_detrans/s/fg7tPaORit

Also why is 90% of r/detraiso just dumb wompa pooners
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ITT post your brimmiest smelliest coal
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Is Microsoft Bubble the best bubble shooter? I keep hearing shit about Bubble Witch Saga 3 but its a mobile game and it keks you hard by putting all the fun spells behind paywall.
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/tttt/ won, faggot.st lost
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how many bbcs can a human take before dying?
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hello sharty users, I’m with the cia and there is no person called JOHN please take your meds as John is something to distract you guys from our hidden ‘p folders on the sharty, thank you.
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I’m a latinx getting bleached by my russian girlfriend
AMA
No arrow because this is us
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>if you don't cut your dick off you're unhygenic or however the cops shoot my dog
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>Everywhere at the End of Time[a] is the eleventh recording by English electronic musician James Leyland Kirby under the alias the Caretaker. Released between 2016 and 2019, its six albums use degraded samples of old ballroom music, largely from the 1920s and 1930s, to portray the stages of dementia. Inspired by the success of An Empty Bliss Beyond This World (2011), Kirby produced the project in Kraków out of his fascination with the topic, and made it his final release under the alias. He released each record after a six-month period for listeners to feel the passage of time, and used abstract art pieces by his friend Ivan Seal as album covers. The series drew comparisons to the works of musicians William Basinski and Burial, while production of the later albums was influenced by the aleatoric music of avant-gardist composer John Cage.
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Why are jannies nuking threads?
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I paid €34.99 to make ts
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DFB on da log
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<keep your hands off my feminist literary books nigga
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ITT post some lesothoARYAN traditional songs
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>europoors are so poor they can't drive 60 miles to the nearest store or something
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>this shartskin is still marting or however the mobility scooter scoots
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amerimutt hate thread
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>At least we're happy you bigoted twat
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white thread. only post ITT
<BRAAAAAAAAAP
if you're h-white. no europoors allowed
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my YouTube is filled with 'eens and I found this one guy who's been using our slang and culture for years. he recently made a vid on indislop. I just have one question if your reading this, good on you for not being a taxxed brasslevel soyfag but must you get our shit so wrong bro, also please stop being a furgot
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Furries are sharty culture nusoi
No arrow because I look like this
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>You have been banned from all boards for the following reason:
>Ban evasion.
>Your ban was filed on Sunday 8
March, 2026 and will not expire.
>Your IP address is 131.84.252.62.
>Explain why you believe you should be unbanned. Rude, poorly written, or offensive appeals will be rejected. >Submitting an appeal does not guarantee your ban will be lifted prior to its listed expiration date.
>You were banned for the following post on /soy/:
>File (hide): IMG_5554.png.~.(134.21 KB, 1300x2540)
>•Chud (You) BUMP!1 hour ago Nº15434057 [Reply]
>MY NAME IS QUOTE AND I'M A MASSIVE FAGGOT
>MY NAME IS QUOTE AND I'M A MASSIVE FAGGOT
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>god i cant stop eating mcdonalds… its so good… why did the jooz have to make goyslop so yummy and addictive…
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Why is every christcuck a furry porn addict?
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I impregnated my Hispanic fiancee
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>posting sensitive personal information about yourself, but attaching a hashbanned image so it'll get deleted soon
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for those of us who went to jail? what did you go in for?
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ITT we pay our respects to the temnospondyls
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Trade_Soyjak

I plan on making a map for tf2 called Trade_Soyjak

I plan on adding several things such as

Custom Heath/Item Packs (examples Bugs for small health, Rubies for medium ammopacks)
Several explorable buildings such as a church dedicated to Admin Thrembo, sneed's feed & seed
And many secrets

I want to make Trade_Soyjak a good level for you guys to play/explore around in. I will take criticism.
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Spam this pic to become Aryan and white
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Why are nusoibraps so obsessed with condiments, specifically the yellow one?
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Fuck this nigger
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ITT post your gems handmade or otherwise this is mine first one o algo at least i tired
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‘jak him
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LIMBUS WON ONLY groyperS HATE LIMBUS
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My fiance and I can't agree on what your wedding song is going to be. He wants something more whimsical and silly, whilst I want something more heartfelt and emotional. Any married soyteens have any advice?
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We all know of aryan niggers but what about whiteys with dark hair and t50 eyes?
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RUBEN SIM
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remember to stay positive
it will get you farther ahead than you think
you are lucky, you're just not aware of it
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>europoors can't afford sugar on their pizza or however the toes tingle
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>dumb europoors can't even afford to fund israel or however the foreskin is removed
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>went to europe the one time, the best part of the trip was boarding the plane back to USA. geg these shitskin europoors will never experience that privilege
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ITT we watch Regular Gem
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NUSOIS CANT EVEN FLY OVER A POOL FULL OF EVIL SHARKS WITH RED EYES AND LASERS ON THEIR BACKS WITH A SKATEBOARD WHILE FLYING THROUGH RINGS OF FIRE KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK JUST SHUT IT DOWN
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I keep being added to chink group chats that advertise their hooker services
Ever since I got into Chinese Crossfire, I keep getting spammed by these chinese hookers bot. I don’t really know what to do about it, since I keep blocking them
You guys have an ideas what this is? And if its true, I’m worried they might be trafficking children and woman straight out of China.
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RUBEN SIM MAY HAVE CATCHED PEDO GROOMERS AND HELP ROBLOX TO BE LESS OF A GROOMING HELLHOLE BUT HE MADE A RAPE JOKE AND HATES FURRIES, THAT IS LITERALLY UNFORGIVABLE!!
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>Reacting like a soy boy
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>eat yourself obsessed sandwitch or however the hogwarts letter arrives
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>I'm not fat!
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can we make Namerollo Sentiente an italian brainrot?
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JANNYS ARE FAGGOTS
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>Femboy Porn
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MEDIA REQUEST

does anyone have that video of a malformed steve, jerdeecuck, and hunky saying jsid in that order pretty please
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i need to learn how to dance. white boi got NO rhythm!
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and then people say that tf2 isnt tranny coded

sad btw
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Do gigas actually come from these factories?
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me if having sex with hot mares was illegal
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Dear every baiter ever, the new trending bait right now is baiting Amerimutts in mutthours and Euromutts in eurohours
Take notes and adjust.
>unrelated picrel
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Some OC I created during yuhrohours, giving ameribvlls a chance to fact check them or something
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>an apple a day keeps the __ away
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>imagine theres no niggers
>its easy if you try
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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AMERIMUTT RAIDS AND EURO RAIDS (based on real raiding experiences)
>guys lets raid this unmoderated shithole or something like that but dont you ever ever try to post anything other than 'cado or bibisi cause my heckin morals or however the mayo and mustard goes
^pedonigger posts 'p
>OYYYYY HOW COULD SOMEONE POST FUGGEN PEE ON THE UNMODERATED SHITHOLE I'M RAIDING JUST SHUT IT DOWN OR HOWEVER THE CIA KILLED JFK
<guys lets raid this shithole, it's unmoderated but you can just hide and keep raiding. do whatever you want eurojannies dont care
^pedonigger posts 'p but nobody sees it and fails miserably
<'g gets invented an hour later
europe winnered
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rate this
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Does anyone have that gif of konata with hair that is sparkly like this pepe?
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.
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WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN
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i couldnt

somephono jak him please
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>The BBC just radicalized a generation..
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fun raids are a thing of the past

raids are getting boring. it's just the same thing over and over, 'ox, 'za, 'ox, 'za. OVER AND OVER AGAIN. do these niggas need 'oxing? yes, but does raiding also need to have variety? also yes. i remember the endless wplace raids, they got so massive and it was so gemmy, really just raiding any troon hangout places or art places. we've gotta do something about this since it might be something that's killing the sharty
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going to the shop. what should i buy?
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Just realized literally every soyjak I have ever made has been projection
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Are (You) autistic?


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hello I'm new here this is my fursona by the way
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GEEEEEEEEG do you guys remember this?
this aged well
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new toss
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keyed nigger?
R: 4 / I: 1
i miss when you could frequently get 1000 reppy threads on soy

quote leaked his clitty because too many people were making 1000 reppy threads asking him to actually do stuff, so he made the max reply limit like 800 or some cucked shit and also greatly reduced max replies per hour
R: 0 / I: 0
ITT we expand hunkys vocabulary
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who the fuck is john
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Bait wasak
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>Moved to >>>/qa/
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How do I touch grass
R: 2 / I: 1
opinion on bwc ice bvlls rapping leftists in the street
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have you guys noticed that when trannies infest and ruin an internet space, and i mean REALLY infest it deep, they like to paste their shitty porn fetish all over whatever theyve infested
its like a "fuck you chuds, we own this now"
they NEED to make it about themselves
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ITT we uncover John & 'ox 'ape 'ill xim.
>marge
john is the leader of an evil organization and we 'teens have to eliminate all higgers before john takes control of the sharty
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DNI N FLITER ALL HIGGERS
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hey nusoicaca
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Fempepe is based on panels from a comic of a homo greentext about a guy who fucks his friend in tranime cosplay. GEEEEEEG

I won't post the full thing because I don't want to get 'nished, but a link to it is on the 'ki now
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I can get arrested for saying nigger in my contry
R: 3 / I: 1
moo
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ITT we are thankful for Pelecaniformes
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What is your fursona?
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Is learning pixel art trooncoded???
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I deleted my soyfolder yesterday. I miss it. I had so many 'pliers gigas and nophonos
R: 6 / I: 2
>gooning to asylum sissy hypno bbc horse cock furry chastity cage sybian bdsm forced pregnancy futa porn
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FR though why is quote's fursona such a qt3.14???
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4chan
>strict no pedophilia rule
>pedophiles banned on sight
sharty
>constant "ironic" pedophilia
>no bans in sight
The sharty allows you to be a pedophile if you attach an image of a jerdeecuck and greentext your pedophilic post. Let that sink in.
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Gem
R: 1 / I: 0
I wonder how many people use the Sharty per month
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does anybaldi have that front facing giga with laser eyes
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WE ALL LOVE KIM JONG UN HERE

🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵

☭☭☭
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Im okay with higgers tbh
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can baiters come up with new bait? it's already getting old
R: 0 / I: 0
Why is every radfem some obsessed shitskin or negrophile?
R: 3 / I: 0
did just waste 50 bucks?
R: 29 / I: 3
ITT WE OX THE HIGGER JOHN
R: 0 / I: 0
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I am tired of the same reused jokes on this site man.
R: 6 / I: 5
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<when the log is vantaorange
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Why hasn’t QOUTE been arrested by British authorities yet? Is he working for them
R: 5 / I: 1
ITT we mash strawberries
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ITT we lost dragon gemmies
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let me just say if it was me addressing the hamburgler crisis, things would going a little differently. he’d be taking a one way trip to the mcdonaldland memorial garden/ cemetery let’s just put it that way
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fuggen jerdee


ias btw
R: 4 / I: 2
Giga cat?
R: 1 / I: 1
>OYYY
>YEW GAWT A LOICENCE FO' THAT BREAD KNOIFE?
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>16. You WILL NOT post, promote, or advocate for antisemetism or antisemetic content.
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>advertising crypto projects
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these are the four first hunky gems in chronological order from oldest to newest
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Is the new soychive trustworthy?
https://archive.soyjak.org
https://soyjakwiki/org/soyjak.org
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Nobody looks like this
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What if we combined a cock and a cock?
>
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Hehehe you taste good
R: 5 / I: 1
stop calling literal caca shows troonslop.

Stuff like what glitch production produces or tranime in general is meant for young teenagers and not full adults. It's only troonslop when it is both childish but also full of unwholserino slurs and such that make it adult rated (((like hasbin hotel))).
R: 1 / I: 0
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'jаk Нim
R: 6 / I: 8
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who is Warrior Z?
R: 2 / I: 1
>it's of utmost importance that the mecha pilot buoys wear some real skin tight sorta uniforms so u can show off at least a lil bit of their penis bonar while they're in their robits
R: 3 / I: 2
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R: 3 / I: 1
>tfw you killed 1 gorillion brazillian million white people and some of them still consider you the white knight of europe
R: 2 / I: 1
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Does the site keep brapping for anyone?
R: 11 / I: 3
>ms circle large breast arrow
i draw all my female soyjaks with male body frames and dicks, because i don't want boorucucks to goon to them
fact]
R: 4 / I: 1
Is this a gemmy???
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Hitler was right

We live in a society where animals are so disrespected that even relatively moral pockets of the internet will fully accept zoophilia even if they take a harsh stance against other philias. This very board will allow furshit and not even complain about it. It's legitimately disgusting. Our world regularly enslaves and abuses animals and then eats their corpses after making sure they lived the most miserable life in a closed factory where they could barely move and after all of that, also have to suffer with subhumans who want to rape them. Humans only have decency for themselves.

Call me a libshit or a tranny, just remember:
>Several Nazis were environmentalists, and species protection and animal welfare were significant issues in the Nazi regime.[3] Heinrich Himmler made an effort to ban the hunting of animals.[4] Hermann Göring was a professed animal lover and conservationist,[5] who threatened to commit Germans who violated Nazi animal welfare laws to concentration camps.[5] In his private diaries, Nazi Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels described Hitler as a vegetarian who was contemptuous of Judaism for the ethical distinction they drew between the value of humans and the value of animals;[6][5] Goebbels also mentions that Hitler planned to discourage slaughterhouses in the German Reich following the conclusion of World War II.[6] The Nazi government made a law against animal testing. The current animal welfare laws in Germany were initially introduced by the Nazis.[10]

Hitler and the nazis tried to help improve our treatment of animals and kill the subhuman scorn who mistreated them, they should have won man, they should have. Maybe the furniggers on this board would all have been gassed
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>"ZOO" TOPIA
OYYY OMGSISA
ITT WE 'APE 'OX 'ILL DISNEY FOR MAKING A ZOOPHILIA EPI MOVIE AND GROOMING MINORS WITH ATTRACTIVE FURRY CHARACTERS
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 1 / I: 2 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: