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Me and my friend Curtis are going to the pub tonight
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Brown women are the future
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Our response?
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what religion are you? (non-believers DNI)
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ITT we bring up videos that tramuatized us as a caca
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YOU VVILL STOP USING MEGALODON.JP
YOU VVILL START USING https://archive.soyjak.org/
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It's time to RATE THE LOG!

Yes, I know I'm late, but it's still before midnight UTC time so I don't really care.

https://soyjakwiki.org/RTL

You have 1 hour to vote!
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<reddit space
vvat do you think of my nu soyjak sars
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I'm here since the Doll era, am I a newfag or an oldfag?
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new 'toss


new stonetoss comic
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/nella/

discuss nella
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Today's gospel

Jesus was driving out a demon that was mute,
and when the demon had gone out,
the mute man spoke and the crowds were amazed.

Some of them said,
“By the power of Beelzebul, the prince of demons,
he drives out demons.”
Others, to test him, asked him for a sign from heaven.

But he knew their thoughts and said to them,
“Every kingdom divided against itself will be laid waste
and house will fall against house.
And if Satan is divided against himself,
how will his kingdom stand?

For you say that it is by Beelzebul that I drive out demons.
If I, then, drive out demons by Beelzebul,
by whom do your own people drive them out?
Therefore they will be your judges.

But if it is by the finger of God that I drive out demons,
then the Kingdom of God has come upon you.

When a strong man fully armed guards his palace,
his possessions are safe.
But when one stronger than he attacks and overcomes him,
he takes away the armor on which he relied
and distributes the spoils.

Whoever is not with me is against me,
and whoever does not gather with me scatters.”
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>epic soy lord (cuck master)
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>MPA isnt real. the jannies dont actually look at any images before theyre posted. its just a random 2-15 minute timer that makes it look like the image is being analyzed. its just a scare tactic to get people to stop posting rulebreaking content without the jannies having to do any more work
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Does sproke actually taste good?
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>SHADDAP
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any suggestions for this toss?
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do you guys have your own fantasy world you have in your head?
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i cant help but look at autistic people stimming with their hands
its just so interesting i cant look away
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>being a sex haver
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>lend an ear, won't you?
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<Hey it's that one woahjack
>OOOOOYYYYY XHE WAS 17 SCOTT DOG TOESSS!!!
<OH MY FUCKING GOD
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sharty since a couple of months ago is like in rick and morty where they lowered the simulation quality for jerry and he's in his car going "hmmm, human music" fuggen jerdee
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/morgan/ morgan freeman general

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I bring sad news my friend Jarde Ookolawaka Uveuveuvue Binke Alangaskha Mabvuto Mutale Masauso Tumbe Mubaganda Wamuyinma Ndongo Kasanji Bornour Yamasou Mohammed Abdullah Bafata Teranga Saint Christus ibibio just passed away. I can't believe this. My only friend from Lesotho is dead
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A 'TEEN HAS BEATEN THE NAMEROLL
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The sharty causes way more brainrot than 'tok or 'gram. Ever since first visiting this site I spend hours on /soy/ refreshing the log and mindlessly waiting for an attention-grabbing thread. One time I was hysterically laughing at some retarded nameroll. It makes me unable to think my IQ dropped by 20 points ever since coming here.
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I haven’t had sex with my girlfriend of 4 years what am I doing wrong…
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>OH MY FAUCI SOYDUELING WITH IDS
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FAQ:

Q: When is the next update?

A: I don't really have a set schedule on updates. I work on the game whenever I find the time/motivation so sometimes it's a couple months before an update is polished enough to release. Bug fix updates have a much shorter time frame though.

Q: Why does my anti-virus flag the download?

A: That's a pretty common issue with gamemaker games (and honestly super small indie games in general). I can fiddle with the export settings to minimize false flags but since I'm not verifying files with microsoft there's always the chance of them flagging them.

Q: Are you adding more weight stages?

A: I'm being pretty non-comittal about adding more weight stages, mostly because if I imply the possibility there's always a follow up question…

Q: WHEN are you adding more weight stages?

A: If they're getting in it's going to be some time after the full 1.0 release of the game. It takes a lot of time and I want to have a complete experience finished before I start adding work-intensive bonus stuff like that.

Q: I found a code, where do I enter it?

A: My hint is that there's only one place in the game where you can enter text, and it's not hidden.

Q: Is there a debug/cheat mode?

A: For me as the dev? Yes. For general use? No, because it causes a lot of bugs that can ruin a save file in non-obvious ways and I don't want to have to chase down self-inflicted bugs. Plus I know that people would be asking for improvements to the debug controls/UI which I'm definitely not doing.
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>i'm all ears
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we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois we <3 nusois
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I just found this "zoophile wiki" while i was looking for a zoophile flag on google images to mock some ethnicity i didn’t like on a ‘toss, and my jaw dropped in absolute shock. Is this deserving of a raid?
https://zoophilia.wiki/index.php?title=Zeta_Flag
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sorry for the fucking brim but can we dox the creator of underpa.ws because why the fuck is a soyjak one of the options?
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>htsm is when you hate niggers and shiet
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What would christianity would look like if jesus was impaled instead of being crucified?
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Can we rape him?

He is a jewish ploy to make sharteens out to be lolbertarians and i think he's unfunny.

also he hangs out with too many homosexual chinks (based if true who dressed in drag and mrasianpie who drew tranime OC of him)
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i hate faggots

>I HAVE A BUNCH OF STDS AND AIDS FROM GOING TO 100 DIFFERENT GAY POOPBUTTSEXAIDS ORGIES BUT LET ME TELL YOU WHY THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY CHUD!
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spedjak oc factory

>HURRR DURRR
give me ideas for edits & even subvariants & fusionjaks for spedjak
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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ITT we find the ugliest troons on here

https://www.reddit.com/r/lookyourbest/?seeker-session=true
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marge am i the only one seeing this video duplicate? i thought only .webm files could do it award
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>Trump died for our sharts
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A lot of you soyim would like snoot game if you played it or something,
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gamenight in 3 minutes
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if the sharty existed in the 2000s it would be called trollface.party and we would dox emos instead of trannies
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nusois are troons KEEEEEK JSID
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is this cool

is
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sharty if u joined after '26
>dude! its like 4chan but with soyjaks sweet!
sharty if joined after '23
>Quote. I find will you, I will kill you. You will join my dead friends in hell.
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>when she sticks you out
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jiggie

https://jiggie.fun/ecvxtO
JIGGIEARYANS, GET IN
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seem familiar?
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Daily Lenten Gospel - Day 36

Jesus said to the Jews:
“Amen, amen, I say to you,
whoever keeps my word will never see death.”
So the Jews said to him,
“Now we are sure that you are possessed.
Abraham died, as did the prophets, yet you say,
‘Whoever keeps my word will never taste death.’
Are you greater than our father Abraham, who died?
Or the prophets, who died?
Who do you make yourself out to be?”
Jesus answered, “If I glorify myself, my glory is worth nothing;
but it is my Father who glorifies me,
of whom you say, ‘He is our God.’
You do not know him, but I know him.
And if I should say that I do not know him,
I would be like you a liar.
But I do know him and I keep his word.
Abraham your father rejoiced to see my day;
he saw it and was glad.”
So the Jews said to him,
“You are not yet fifty years old and you have seen Abraham?”
Jesus said to them, “Amen, amen, I say to you,
before Abraham came to be, I AM.”
So they picked up stones to throw at him;
but Jesus hid and went out of the temple area.
John 8:51-59

St. Margaret Clitherow, ora pro nobis.
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>Expired form data. Please refresh the page and try again.
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do nuswa really?
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>You hate Communism because the Epstein pedophile regime told you to.
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What if Hitler had a BBC?
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>when the video essay is bigoted
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wojak thread
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Is it just me or have namerolls gotten more sentient lately?
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Hello

I am aryan first
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Me and the bluds being decent fucking human beings
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>nahhh bruhh why deez uncs doin 💀😭 they really b tryn un-unalivin unc-skool soy postin 💀🥀🥀 why dey do dat 💀💀💀 nahhhhhh bruh dis ain't it 💀 not in the big 26 💀🥀 dey rly thin any1 car 💀😿
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>use the !thumb! feature to have the post feature a thumbnail of a 'oy'oo'u post
>you get banned for 15 minutes for using it
why the fvck is it a feature then? just don't have it be a feature instead of banning you for using a site-exclusive feature you added
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Let's count to 100.

If anybody messes up we reset.
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once you lose the desire to have sex with women, you lose the desire to interact with them at all. A gay dude once pointed this out to me and it was a huge redpill. Women simply aren't interesting and almost never have anything interesting to say…and also aren't funny. The only reason they ever get attention is because of sex. It's all they have.
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brutal 'tosserald
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Wow, bikini bottom has sunk to a new low. Just shut it down at this point mr crabs
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ITT: WE SHOW TRANS TWITCH STREAMERS LOVE WITH JOYJAK SITE
Other thread was posted by some nusoi op shitskin or something
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is he hip and cool?
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jak request

jak my retarded fag grandma
she always gives me stupid furry teddy bear gifts and candies and chocolates even though im too old to care
she says she loves me only grandson bla bla doubt she fucking cares geg
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>Today I finally came out as dreamgender to my family and friends, this is how it went.
> I woke up in the morning at 7am and immediately went to wake up my parents. I explained to them how I'm dreamgender and dreamsexual but they didnt even know who dream is, boomers. I had to explain to them its a sexy minecraft youtuber and how Im connected to him emotionally and sexually. They didnt get mad at all (yay!) they just stared at me with a blank expression. I think theyre proud of me but just dont know what to think of it yet since it came as such as shock to them. I tried to show them a video of dream but they werent really interested and told me to go to school.
>in school the first class was english so I told the teacher that I had an important announcement that I would like to tell to the entire class. Yesterday I prepared a short powerpoint presentation on dreamgenders and dreamsexuals to make them better understand. I explained how dream is really hot and how I feel a deep connection to dream and how he is my soulmate and my identity. The teacher was so amazed I guess she didnt know what to say haha she looked like she was smiling.
>When I finished explaining why dream is hot and awesome, I started clapping expecting everyone else to do the same, but they didnt. My best friend didnt clap either which was really weird but maybe he was also surprised since I hadnt told him either. my teacher ended up being the only one clapping, so Im really thankful to her. I thought they didnt get it so I tried to explain in simpler terms that I love dream and how I am dream.
>Some girls were giggling the entire time so I called them out on it saying they shouldnt be laughing when I have prepared for this moment for so long. Then they started saying really dreamphobic things like saying its stupid and makes no sense. I explained to them why its homophobic and close minded but they didnt listen. Then some guy called me a stupid fucking nerd which made my blood boil. I challenged him to a duel in minecraft which he didnt even respond to and his friends were just laughing. Everyone else was silent I thought that they secretly supported me but just didnt want to face the same oppression dreamgenders and dreamsexuals have to face every day.
>Then the teacher told me to get back to my seat and started the lesson like nothing happened. I told her I wanted to show the class a compilation of minecraft manhunt best moments but she didnt let me do it. After the class a bunch of my classmates came to me and asked if I was joking or what and I tried to explain it to them but they were just making fun of me and saying Im weird and a creep. it was awful. I was bullied a bit before but now nobody wanted to talk to me the entire day even when I tried to show my friends (not friends anymore, theyre nazis apparently) some dream videos and discussed minecraft speedrunning they didnt respond at all.
>I've been crying the entire day because I cant believe the people I thought were cool were dreamphobes/racists/nazis as well. 😭😭😭😭😭 its honestly really crushing how people are still like this in 2021. now Im starting to realize I dont need those kinds of toxic people in my life and the only person I truly need is Dream. Dream is my boyfriend, my gender, my sexuality, my identity and my best friend all at once, why would I need anyone else?
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Ferrari is gooder than Lamborghini
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What is your preferred tea to water ratio?

For single cup brews I havent really gotten a perfect brew yet. I either overdo or underdo the ratio by a slight margin over or under my preferred flavor. While I generally do 1-2 teaspoons per cup for economic reasons, my perfect cup sometimes requires 4-6 teaspoons and it will still not be satisfactory for some tea. What do you guys do?

I tend to like Keemun because I can just steep it longer and it won't go bitter, probably why it's my favorite blak tea by far
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Nuarchive website for the shardee
Euro hours know of this already, but ‘mutt doesn’t.
https://archive.soyjak.org/ <——- nushardeearchive
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>when your rape victim's squirrel's neighbor's neighbor's mixed bull is racing and runs over your neighbors son but he remembers that we're all just heckin stardust and that the new star wars mini series just came out so your neighbor can finally have the chance to draw swastikas and goon in his shed without him catching him but your rape victim's squirrel remembers its national nut day and your rape victim's squirrel's neighbor's actions are temporarily justified so your rape victim goes to the basketball court with his friend tyrone but when he's about to dunk he realizes someone drew 'p on the rim of the hoop so you kidnap him again and make him watch the rats in your basement die before you rape him
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>when her cock is bigger than yours
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how do you even get to this point
tasty burger doe
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>Slide threads
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>My liberty, my freedom, is more important than your life
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ITT we listen to the new Ironmouse song
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Who could replace the dusty unknown on the left?
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last thread was likely slid

whatever, here's 68 nu achievements anyway
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yes, more will come, no need to ask
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itt we watch this because I said so
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How did you get your fetishes?
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Yoooo I love this 🔥
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Why do wypipo cave are they dumb dont they know they can die
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>clitty leaking again
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>be me
>have a friend
>hes cool
>i treat him like a good friend

Is this good?
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I smell cheese
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>soldier faces but soy
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SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE A 4CUCK GET TRACKER. OR ELSE GET RAIDING WILL BE DEAD FOREVER
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ITT: WE SHOW TRANS TWITCH STREAMERS LOVE WITH JOYJAK SITE
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/konrp/

Welcome to the K-On! roleplay thread!

Here you can reenact your favorite episodes and moments with friends and talk about music and cute stuff!


(Nobody be Yui please I want to be Yui)
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>those heckin wholesome and innocent christian kangz and queenz are getting persecuted by those heckin Christphobies isis we need to import the entirety of Nigeria’s population to europe or something.
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experiencing tgirl horny for the first time

>be me
>2 years into hrt
>Listening to this dumb romance audiobook
>Suddenly start feeling tingly everywhere and like im breathing in smoke
>Weird but not bad just intense
>Talk to my gf
>Face gets really hot and prickly
>Cant think or talk
>She teases me and makes it worse
>I excuse myself
>Masturbating doesnt help or work???
>Go to bed instead
>Wake up still feeling like this
>Do some errands
>Feel incredibly awkward and in a daze
>Feeling gets in the way of my day
>Lay in bed and try and masturbate again instead of finishing chores
>Nothing feels like it touches it. Its like phantom pussy syndrome
>Everything itry feels embarrassing and wrong:(
Im dyyying. How many days can this last??? Tf do yall do to stop it??
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nusoi i'm bored give me gemmy games to pirate
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Random rant but this 4cuck post really annoys me

Even if it isn't fake and gay, this is the most soy-fueled thing I have ever seen. First with an album this guy very clearly discovered through youtube recommendations that he then decided to buy a vinyl record (Complete meme consumerist slop with no value that sounds worse than a CD or FLAC) of, then cries while listening to this mid ass fusion album because somehow this random jap giving him tea was the first act of kindness he ever experienced in his miserable life (Which he then immediately posts on 4cuck for sweet updoots). It's all just so fucking gay
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to

to soy or not to soy, that is the question
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i like dem big
i like dem chunky
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im drowning
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>minimalism
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KILL ALL CLIPBOARDIMAGE.PNG FAGS

>HEY!!!! ITS NOT BECAUSE OF COMPRESSION YOU FUCKING RETARD! ITS JUST WAY FASTER AND DOESNT TAKE UP SPACE (LESS THAN 1MB BTW) I DONT CARE IF ILL LOSE THE IMAGE WHEN I WANT TO USE IT LATER!!!!!!
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Who deserves the brazen bull?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull
A person would be set inside a golden bull, and underneath the golden bull would be a fire that would roast the person alive slowly until they died. Their horror ans screams would be converted into a bull’s sounds for the audience’s humor. The combination of mockery and pain makes it one of the worst deaths imagineable
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itt we find soyjaks on places like google
easiest term for gegs: soyjak imgflip
pic related
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Sourcejak wabag
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>wasting your money on a get tracking website
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Its based and quotepilled

pull the plug
>generic metawhine thread #19191003084844
somehow we are mainstream in normgroid spaces while the sharpie struggles to get half the pph it used to a few months ago
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Very DNB site 2day let's hope it gets better tomorrow being Friday and all
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>caca
>'p
>doctos
>'nished
>snca
>marge
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idk
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I'm approaching 216 hours (9 days) of not showering. I usually post these later but whatever. Not a whole lot to report. My hair looks, feels, and smells like it's starting to improve, but I'm concerned about my scalp now.
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>It looks like it's the end of the road jerdee, it's a darn shame. When I first met you, I could sense there was good in you, you were like a naughty little child who didn't know any better, fighting was more of a game than anything else. But then you separated, the evil was expelled and the epi and 'p was now on the outside for all to see, and the darkness overpowered the light. After that you were different, you were ruthless, you became pedophiles and you delighted in every moment of it. You didn't even show a shred of decency or humility, and that's why it has to end like this, you'll have to learn the hard way and know what it's like to have YOUR rights taken away against YOUR will, it's WRONG. Maybe you'll come back some day, as… as a better website I'd hope, I'd like that.
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If atheists are against Christianity,
why do they celebrate Christmas?
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… I-
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Xitter tranny feeds xer penis to the neighbour's dog
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My first Wojack. Did i do good?
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any barqs fans up at this hour?
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>I raped jake and logan paul
anybaldi else find gregory allen paul deeply disturbing, can we dox and nuke him?
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ive taken a 2 month break from the shardee and now i genuinely think about nothing but transitioning, i legit think da joos are using their troonbeam™ on me im so fucking scared
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>In one ear and out the other.
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test
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Should i shower now or shower later
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they just keep coming
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Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka
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Let's play it by ear.
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Is it bad that I have more fun using the booru than using this site? While the booru has its own problems, I feel that the booru at this point is more fun than the sharty at this point
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THE FUGGEN JERDEE HACKED LE BANNERS N SHIEET
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Whoever rolls Cobbert gets raped
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>literal who but no other literals
itt we force literal what, literal how, literal why, literal where and literal when
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itt Reddit gemmies
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What is the most common ban reason? award
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^the amazing world of gumball
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>i'm all ears
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the xs are essential
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im under the water
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who is this tranime girl and why is she being spammed
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>I'm white, how could you tell?
>I'm white, how could you tell?
>I'm white, how could you tell?
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>tfw actively listening to black women tell their lived experiences
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'toss
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Being ugly, fat, and nigger makes you immune to rape.
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Epic raid idea

go to 4cuck
go to /int
post this is the modern state of japan replicating the post of the first soyjak made.
post soyjak
i can't do it i think i got banned or something
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How much BBC could quote take before xis clitty leaks?
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samurai soytan! hoiyah!
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do nusois eat this
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bangladesh new world order or something
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My trans gf just wanted me to do a 67 with her balls
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when a woman of color is speaking, I sit my white ass down and listen
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I like bibisi
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Are there any variants of HTSM apart from hunkette and hunkgiga?
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what baby boomer/Gen X song you listen to?
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Am nuipcaca AMA
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new 'torsion
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what was the worst thing you have ever gooned to?
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bbrbrbrbbrbrbr
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As you can see Clamstaples has developed a system which is used to tear out the guts of the victims brought to the center for Clamstaples
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Thank you jannies for keeping us chuddies safe from 'p and animal gore
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plague inc update toozer just released

From the infinite depths of space comes an utterly alien plague type, we bring you…



Xenolith: The Alien Crystal plague
Radically new gameplay, mysterious victory conditions, interstellar genes, haunting music and much more. The world will never be the same again


Xeno-form the Planet!
Penetrate the Earth’s crust and begin a geological process to convert everything into pure, alien crystal. If any native lifeforms get in the way - simply shatter them in an unstoppable resonance cascade.

Extinction Event!
Use gravitational anomalies to pull meteors out of orbit. Choose whether to focus on crystal geodes to spread infection, EMP bursts to disrupt human technology or even vast, continent killing asteroids from deep space!

Resistance is futile
Humans are utterly insignificant but they can still disrupt you if left alone. G-COM will intelligently deploy advanced technologies including disruptors, defensive satellites, cloud seeding, alien powered computers, artificial tsunamis and more.

Plague Inc: Aliens & Anti-Vaxxers
StrategySimulationOutbreak SimIndieSingleplayer
APRIL 2026
A meteor from outer space carries an utterly alien plague type. Humans are irrelevant - can you transform the planet into a solid crystal?
Available: April 2026
Plague Inc: Aliens & Anti-Vaxxers


New Scenarios
But that's not all! New scenarios are coming with this new DLC…

Anti-Vax
Faith in vaccines is collapsing. Global vaccination campaigns fight to hold the line, but weaponised conspiracies and viral misinformation are infecting the truth! Will Anti-Vaxxers destroy the world?

Hell on Earth
It's time to subjugate the world! Unleash a heat-loving, hell-spawned plague to corrupt people, animals and even the world itself. Satan is waiting in the depths…

Zombies vs. Earth
A melting glacier unleashes a forgotten nightmare. Greenland falls to the zombie hordes overnight! There is no virus, no cure, only the relentless march of the undead. Can they consume the world?


and more!


Special bonus for everyone: Leprosy
Good news, everyone can have Leprosy for free - even if they don’t have the new Aliens & Anti-Vaxxers DLC.


The free update 1.23 will launch at the same time for the base game. To experience it first hand, just update the game and it will be there waiting for you!

Leprosy
Leprosy still infects around 200,000 new people every year due to social stigma and long incubation periods but thanks to modern medicine, it's fully treatable. Can you save humanity's oldest disease from long-term decline?


Wishlist now:

Plague Inc: Aliens & Anti-Vaxxers
StrategySimulationOutbreak SimIndieSingleplayer
APRIL 2026
A meteor from outer space carries an utterly alien plague type. Humans are irrelevant - can you transform the planet into a solid crystal?
Available: April 2026
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they cant
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Transgenderism and gender dysphoria are symptoms of larger poor mental health, as displayed by self harm and suicide attempts
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I'm a transgirl… and I need my diaper changed
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/blakPILL

POST BRUUUTAL blakPILL TRUTHS IN THIS THREAD
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ITT we post music gemmies
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I wonder if a nuip can post in a restricted thread they made
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>does nothing
>make no OC
>doesnt engage in soyduels
>doesnt make funny greentexts
>doesnt even bump gems
>liteally just does nothing but browse
>Gee, I wonder why this site is raisin now
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>Light… do you know what this is?
>*slides a printed out picture of Cobson*
>Light… do you know what this is?
<raisin… If I say it's Cobson, he'll definitely know I'm a soyteen, which makes it more likely that I'm Kira because I namefagged as Kira on the 'arty.
<On the other hand, if I feign ignorance and say it's a soyboy woahjack, he might get suspicious because I'm the type of person to use the sharty, and if I were lying about using the sharty it would follow that I'm lying because I'm Kira.
<So if I recognise it as Cobson, he could just think I'm a regular sharty user and not the namefag Kira, as there'd be no evidence for me being Kira.
<…
<That's Cobson.
>Really… But look closer, I think you're mistaken.
<What?
<Mistaken? How? I'm an oldGOD who joined in 2014, how could this nusoi know better than me?
>Look, Light. It's Spadeson.
<Spadeson? But I don't see the queen of spades anywhere?
>That's the thing, Light. Cobson is built for BBC, so he's Spadeson whether he has the tattoo or not.
>I'm surprised you don't know this, Light… Are you a nusoi, by any chance?
<raisin! He got me good. If I call him a faggot 'corder for being a spadetroon, he'll know I'm a leaking chudcel… matching the posting pattern of Kira. I can't fall for it. But on the other hand, if I agree with him and laugh it off, that wouldn't be in character for me. It'd seem fake, and he'd know. And maybe this is a test to see if I'm a 'cordtroon, and if I agree with him he'll know I am one. I can't let him know I use discord. Damn you L!
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just made a foidjak, her name is Nella
She’s not bridget
She’s traced off of the tranny image above
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>>15654681(OP)
Geniually most leaky thread I've ever seen Jesus Christ what'd that nigga do
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Sharty 2026 simulator
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ITT nusois play chess
https://www.chess.com/
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schizo

I'm not joking i swear i saw this when i was a kid maybe 5 years old even though gigachad didn't exist, I saw it like in a cartoon or movie it's a very faint memory i remember after the camera shows the giga's room another character i cant remember comes in and says something like when are we gonna do it
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whenever i see someone say sisa i hear this in my head
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nigga

>doomscroll xitter for coal and lolcows
>keep scrolling
>autoplay turns
>find furry porn animation made by some zogbot furfag of him getting cucked by his wife
R: 3 / I: 1
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do english speakers even give a shit about cs2? Every single time i play it i see russians ukrainians bulgarians polACKS belarusians serbs and tvrkaryans
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You should be thankful that niggers do all the dirty work by raping pedophiles in prison

>
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>Animal Crossing
>Stardew Valley
>Minecraft
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> Filter evasion.all5 minutesSystem
JSID.
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>When the bull comes out sizzling
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crack soytan
crack 'fe queen
crack quote
crack r9k foids
crack lolcow foids
crack female gapejak
crack pooners
crack alunya
crack soyniqua
crack female cobson
crack gigachad
crack osaka
crack chino
crack chud
crack alicia
crack dr soyberg
crack anyone who uses mint theme
crack le bwc girl
crack mymy
crack froot
crack doll
crack dolls wife
crack sobot
crack maya
crack nate
crack pepe girl
crack david thoughie
crack mr L
crack ivanka trump
crack mist
crack that /pol/ foid
crack moot
crack feraljak
crack john lennon
crack 'obbess
crack negev
crack PPP
crack tradwife
crack sakaki
crack femjanny
crack chud chan
crack kai cenat
crack ishowspeed
crack that fpe bitch
crack moon man
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Punishing my retarded faggot grandson

Hi soyjak.party users, I just caught my retarded faggot grandson posting and complaining about me on this site. This is a picture of me btw. How should I punish him?
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What's the deal with fucking zoomers creating 4chan clones that are completely pointless? People used to make legit alt boards like 8 chan and 420chan, but zoomers are creating these absolutely retarded imageboards that are hyper-specific to a single meme. They basically do nothing but post "gems" all day (only from the appropriate meme genealogy) and don't really discuss anything at all. It would be the equivalent of if people on 4chan only posted pictures of Yotsuba and the absolute lowest of the inane greentext that you see on this site, and nothing else.
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ITT we discuss namefag grandmas
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This website made me trans
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her face when she sees your large perfect grades
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Chibi Reviews must fall

Report this post for hate because I said so and it’s funny

https://x.com/chibireviews/status/2037249846671716492?s=46
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>heh if i use bunch of niggerbabble from a random wikipedia page i was reading i will be never a normgroid!
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Do you know any gemmy extraction shooters?
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Today I saw a pooner with knitted neco arc head attached to xher bag
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Kill and rape all pooners
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Am aryan
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im trans btw
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I look like dis,would you play snoot game with me
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I'm a grown fucking man and i had to walk out of the fucking dentist because i wouldn't let them put the needle in me to numb my fucking teeth to fill a cavity but why the fuck can't i when I've literally done this like 20 fucking times i don't understand why the fuck i can't do it now when I've done it before
R: 1 / I: 0
we need trans kids in order to function as a society
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>le Nintendoerino Mario McGoyslop meal
<BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP or something
^OH MY FAUCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PLEASE BUY IT FOR ME TYRONE
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KILL ALL 'KIKECUCKS
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>the troon to 'een pipeline
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>I read Kafka, how could you tell?
R: 2 / I: 1
>Little Hunky
>Soft in your nusoi skin, Only one
>Little Hunky
>Will you return again
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how does pgp encryption work?
no arrow i look like this and say this
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>yeah I use linux
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This came to me while I was taking a shit
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>Is it gay or bisexual to ___
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is it gay or bisexual to date a tall skinny woman?
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It's been a day after the (((IDF))) attacked the Gigabunker. Right now, any information regarding the survivors of this raid remains classified. However, an independent gigadetective who asked to remain anonymous managed to recover pieces or footage recorded by the bunker's surveillance system. Warning - the footage you'll see is very disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised
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niggas on the booru dont even make slopjaks anymore they just draw 'p of you
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Why is there no /lgbt/ board here?

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>You are posting too fast. Please wait a while before making another thread
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what does saar mean?
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>how it feels not being a transphobic racist
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Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP bots. and oreos
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My personal army, this kike is using OUR GIGAS to spread his commiepedotroon agenda. Dox and feth me his soul NOW
R: 4 / I: 1
I have played three rounds of fistfull of frags and it's geniually a good game,why can't we have games like that instead of brimstone nigger shit
R: 0 / I: 0
>WE WANT THE GABAOOL
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>test
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sharty saving gem just dropped
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>WE WANT THE GABAOOL
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>WE WANT THE GABAOOL
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>I only date asian girls
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>WE WANT THE GABAOOL
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Froot used to hang these niggers btw
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>WE WANT THE GABAOOL
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lol chvd

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My wife fucks my dog more than she fucks me. Is this bad?
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Achievements list
<
Now your life will REALLY be like a video game
<
more WILL come
<
which ones do (You) have and not have?
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I want to go to flights just for the purpose of eating spicy food and brapping very loudly and smelly so everybaldi would have to breathe it in for the rest of the flight
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would there be anything technically against the rules in just spamming a 1GB file on the log to ruin quotes day
no joons im not actually planning to do this just an intrusive thought
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>This is me dancing to grab my ticket to The Super Mario Galaxy Movie… The game that was a big part of my childhood "GenZ can you relate?
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>Froot threatened to post spam and I thought, "you blasted fool, they didn't know you were only bluffin'." And even as the jannies ban hammer spit banwaves into the log, I knew that was what Froot wanted. His threads were 'nished by the impact of the hammer, then he slowly crumpled with a look of grim triumph on his face, he was banned before he hit the ground. But I knew that was what he wanted, even as the log cracked up with nusois screaming, even as I begged silently, "please not him, not him and DOLL both." I knew he would be banned, because Froot wanted to be banned, and he always got what he wanted.
R: 1 / I: 0
is this gem
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No, spamming large files isn't against any rule (although some mods may get leaky and ban you for "avatarfagging" on /soy/). In fact to prove this, im going to post the entire of yotsubato (a 100 chapter manga) in about 2 days.
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Furries are aryaner den anime becouse furries are majority white
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'tube video talking about troonslop with swede and joyjak troon in the thumbnail + hunky jumpscare at 0:32 (video in thread)
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No, spamming large files isn't against any rule (although some mods may get leaky and ban you for "avatarfagging" on /soy/). In fact to prove this, im going to post the entire of yotsubato (a 100 chapter manga) in about 2 days.
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>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…

>HERE! BOING!

>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, chud! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Chud?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!


>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!


>S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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what if hitler had a bbc
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is the difference between us and the cuck just the fact that we are more heavily based on western culture and they are based on jap culture, witch means they are going to be more degenerate while we have a bit more puritan opinions. would that also explain the lack of anime or eastern games like toe hoe here. though I cant explain the pony thing
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Does anyone else still play pixel gun 3d?
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transgender gem
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Do autistic people have the right to do anything?
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>being a bisexual faggot called Chris
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Ohnonono nusoiblappa what is this GEEEEG nusoigroompa really are like this kekek glooba beebee babba gaga googoo beebeezee
R: 1 / I: 2 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 141 / I: 40

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 801 / I: 353

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: