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March 9th, 2026: 2 full years of writing in this blog and I think I might hit 1 million words in 2 more years. Well it’s back to classes today and lots to transcribe. I woke up at 7:00am and took the bus to work. On the bus ride there I spotted the gigantic real woman back with black painted nails and no lipstick. I finally managed to get a picture.
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I quickly exited the bus and wasn’t followed for my guerilla photography. I didn’t brew coffee for the team but for myself. Tia wanted me to make an ID card for a new interpreter. I printed it off and then went into the meeting and here’s what I recorded:
“So, um it's good to be back. When you do two weeks of something, it forms new habits, and I've got a new habit that's just relax and stuff. It was really hard to get going. But I'm glad to be here. I'm glad to see everybody. Restful week. often then working kind of week. mix with a little vacation for me had to burn some time. But I just wanted to let everybody know while we were working last week. We did get some additional funding...” - The CEO
[Sips coffee]
“...I want to actually point that out. It's not a tremendous amount of money, but it does signal that we're definitely the place to actually throw money at. And so to get any money during these kind of troubling times is very significant, as no matter how much it is. So really, I want to say thank you to everybody here because everybody here makes that possible. So I want to let you know that we're holding pretty good when it comes to funding and just keep up the good work. Make sure you take care of the clients. We have a lot of clients that are still eligible, so make sure we take care of them, anticipate the needs. Let your supervisors know if there's anything else we can do for them, because the concept is do the service first and money will follow later. So if we figure out what we can do for our clients, and we make a difference, it makes it easier for us to ask for money. So let's keep that up. So we're going to probably have a really short meeting today. through really quickly because we have an event at what time is it?” - The CEO
“At 10:30.” - The Latinx lady
“So we got to get it set up, so.. Yeah, but I'm pretty sure one of our guest penalties is Voy and usually gets here a little early, so I want for us to get out of here as soon as possible, so we can just go check emails and then for us to keep sitting downstairs.” - The Latinx lady
“All right, so thank you for being here and doing a great job.” - The CEO
“Yeah, so good morning, happy Monday. Thank you, everybody, for your help the last week. We as Yeilxáak just mentioned, we got good news from the state, even a little bit more money for our [4 letter acronym] so who kind of set up a new budget for them. We know there is a lot of meets, especially with the she’s a boy again community still kind of like needs there and all the green cards and applications that they have to duct to apply. But we have a busy week this week we have, as you may see that guys came in this morning, from the furniture place, they're going to set up the new set in the lobby. They're like a set of three little couches, and a little table and then they're putting some cubes by the legal side, right in the middle. So there's going to be no more open area. And then they're also going to replace a table by the operations kitchen, that one we have kids flipping. So they're gonna try to do that this morning. What else we have for? Oh, and then five cabinets for that people offices and in the IT. Also, today we have a meeting for [5 letter acronym]. They are asking about to meet about [6 letter acronym], the suplementals, and then I couple of obsesses, Friday, asking for me to share with that network and how can we appropriate this first that money or spend the money I think we are one of the that are actually using the money, so we probably meet with him later and see if we have any other needs. He basically told us: ‘Don’t hold the money!’ and to spend and I know we are helping families pay rent. So right now we are also kind of combining [6 letter acronym] and [2 letter acronym], so I think keep doing what you are doing everything possible for basically help the clients, so keep what you keep doing what you are doing. As I said, did you guys need more money, let me know. Obviously, it can be $1,000 dollars more or a lot more we don't no. It just keep doing what we are doing so far.” - The Latinx lady
“I'm going to interrupt just a second. I want to point out some very significant about two and a half years ago. We had lots of issues with compliance. So we remember that. Those men are newer, we had significant challenges to go from that to being asked to help others learn how to spend money properly is extremely significant. Once again, in these times that we're going through right now, where there's a lot of elecreal woman microscope scoping going on, scrutiny, we're doing real well, so I think it has to do with that. is very significant. So once again, thank you.” - The CEO
There was some more talking about people present and absent including the absence of Joy in this corporate environment. The older Ukrainian lady was brought up, specifically her working here for 24 years. I interjected:
“Just to put that into perspective, she’s been working here longer than I’ve been alive.”
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There was some laughter and someone said this woman whom I will be calling Nailisi is the youngest (still working here longer than me) or Wun Wun was, and Elon is 23. I went downstairs for the presentation and free lunch. It was a while and there was one lady there who brought up how after Covid-19. The amount of Muslim “refugees” who came to the United States had increased dramatically. I was silently concerned with that. I had lunch alone mostly and went back upstairs to see the people setting up the new desks. I heard them playing music on their speakers upstairs. I did little before clocking out at 1:00pm and taking the bus to classes. I stopped by the convenience store in the busy building and bought a Mr. Goodyear bar and ate it. I went to see the Salvation Army girl and Pen Guy. Pen Guy joked that I only appear for like a minute at a time. I went to class with the printouts but forgot to write letters for the 2 in my group (Richie and Female Satoko Houjou fan). We could work outside and Richie just gave some punctuation errors to correct and some plot points. Richie was about a 16 year old kid in a wild west gang nearly getting spared but a pastor gets her out. Female Satoko Houjou fan came late and her stuff was generic feminist poetryslop. I asked Richie the denomination of the pastor, she had no real idea because she didn’t know not being raised religious, just her grandma complaining about a Christian school in her town being “the wrong denomination”, Richie also said it was partially inspired by the Johnny Cash song 25 Minutes To Go. We could leave early so I walked back and started hanging out with Pen Guy and his gang but briefly left them when they went into Asherah’s work building to walk to the library. I got back with them and joined up for 5 minutes before heading to class to pick up my test score. I went home and worked on the group project before the meeting. I found out my account on GitHub was flagged for no apparent reason. There was this convo about Bible study beforehand:
<Bible Study tonight!! 6:15pm at [building]! See ya then! - Magdalus
<Clench your butt's and pucker thoes lips cuz im bringing salsa - Elijah
<If anyone gets there early they can throw in a couple digornio pizzas too - Magdalus
<We can also eat those chips that's been sitting in that box by the pantery - Elijah
<Idk how shitoko it will be, so good luck - Elijah
<This is the LAST salvation history bible study before we start a new one! Don't miss it! - Madgalus
<Do you guys want me to throw some pizzas in for us? - Kaufman
I went over to Bible study and I remember doing the readings for these verses. Matthew 3:1-12:
☛1 And in those days cometh John the Baptist preaching in the desert of Judea.
☛2 And saying: Do penance: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.
☛3 For this is he that was spoken of by Isaiah the prophet, saying: A voice of one crying in the desert, Prepare ye the way of the Lord, make straight his paths.
☛4 And the same John had his garment of camels' hair, and a leathern girdle about his loins: and his meat was locusts and wild honey.
☛5 Then went out to him Jerusalem and all Judea, and all the country about Jordan:
☛6 And were baptized by him in the Jordan, confessing their sins.
☛7 And seeing many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming to his baptism, he said to them: Ye brood of vipers, who hath shewed you to flee from the wrath to come?
☛8 Bring forth therefore fruit worthy of penance.
☛9 And think not to say within yourselves, We have Abraham for our father. For I tell you that God is able of these stones to raise up children to Abraham.
☛10 For now the axe is laid to the root of the trees. Every tree therefore that doth not yield good fruit, shall be cut down, and cast into the fire.
☛11 I indeed baptize you in the water unto penance, but he that shall come after me, is mightier than I, whose shoes I am not worthy to bear; he shall baptize you in the Holy Ghost and fire.
☛12 Whose fan is in his hand, and he will thoroughly cleanse his floor and gather his wheat into the barn; but the chaff he will burn with unquenchable fire.
I noticed that Telemachus had a bible inscribed with his father’s name, I loved the shitoko green salsa Elijah brought. And then I read John 19:2-3:
☛2 And the soldiers platting a crown of thorns, put it upon his head; and they put on him a purple garment.
☛3 And they came to him, and said: Hail, king of the Jews; and they gave him blows.
Last one made me want to punch drywall. I texted the Iowa girl a bit and she was complaining about her lack of tech knowledge trying to use the laptop her roommates’ sister gave her. I went up to discipleship and did Lectio Divina for a bit. I left afterwards to abandon Sixes’ friend and Sixes. Lewis wasn’t there. I went home and messaged the Iowa city woman. I found her TikTok and she posted two videos about eating unhealthy food to piss off fatphobes, she said she considered filming herself eating food for money but her stomach can only handle “7 chicken nuggets” because in 2020 she got gastric bypass surgery due to hating being fat because mobility and it made her lose 70 pounds; (even though she has multiple TikToks complaining about people telling her to lose weight and that her massive breasts would go) however she said she has a low metabolism and also she had to get on brednisone because her body was shutting down and now she’s back up to 320lbs (her current weight). It’s a bit comedic and she ended up gaining back some more lost weight after losing her job on Thanksgiving. I hope she finds a job soon. I transcribed from July 16th, 2025 to July 31st, 2025. Online I got a message from my mom reading:
<The resume you sent back/updated was an older version.
<I sent you a newer – updated version. We couldn’t use the old resume because of the tables. They are harder to scan when you submit a resume to a larger company. I took the language you added about your current job and updated it by using ChatGPT.
<Take a very careful look at all the wording. Make any edits and send back. I will make into a .pdf. You need to get this updated ASAP. You also need to update your LinkedIn profile. If you give me your password, I can update it for you.
<I want to send this to the guy we know from our ski trip, (Gemerson Cap) who is a Manager at [bank] in [Big city]. He thinks it is a great place to work. They routinely hire recent graduates. I want to send it to him before the end of this week.
<Please humor your mother.
I didn’t do that yet but I’m a bit concerned about doxing myself more. I finally took a shower and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: 25 Minutes to Go - Johnny Cash (1965)
 
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no fucking way he actually looks like that GEEEEEG
 
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March 10th, 2026: Another Tuesday today. I woke up at 6:30am and got dressed with a suit jacket, my blue plaid button-down, and a blue and orange tie. I took the bus to work and got in early. I made myself coffee and then went back to my dear past all the new cubicles. Seth M was back so I wouldn’t have as many tech issues to solve by myself. Just hearing Staples complain about a person we contract abandoning a project halfway through and that he would be getting a write up. Tia complained that the printer near me wasn’t working so I tried unplugging and plugging it back in. I meant to print a page from a sample Wikipedia page (Mojtaba Khamenei, 3rd Ayatollah of Iran) but it printed all the pages. At 10:22am, the Indian lady sent me a message asking for an email set up for the new intern arriving at 1:00pm. Said email was rife with multiple spelling errors. Shima C had me replace her ink for her printer. At 11:04am James the Greater texted me:
<I reached out to the email on that business card the girl from this weekend gave me, is that the best way to get more info from the organization?
<The one you introduced me to
I replied:
>They have a website online you can check.
He responded:
<Sounds good, thanks my guy; hopefully they respond to my email lol
I went to get pizza for lunch and had to let some of the grease drain off it. I ate it and didn’t feel good but continued back to work. The intern arrived and I went to talk to her and get her schedule. The Indian lady interrupted me rudely:
“I will get you her schedule so you can just wait.”
I waited later when she came back and said she would print out my scheduler pages which she would then give to me. She never did before leaving at 1:15pm. I ran to the bus and got on at 1:22pm. I took it to classes and sat inside my classroom doing the readings of Dante’s Inferno. Bakhita joined me at 2:10pm, being the second person in the classroom and we talked a bit. She didn’t show any signs of being a shitlib this time. Mercurius was in class. I had to go to the bathroom because of a bowel noise (no actual pants shitting thank goodness, just the sound) and spotted the Honduran’s sister along the way, she said she’s waiting for her brother but doesn’t know what class he’s in. I got back and participated in the discussion about the readings. Horseradish talked about getting called the N-word on the job during college. Elijah did the critical annotation essay for today. I brought up placement of barristry as a crime lower than simony. Also there was the fact that Simon Magus, a magician who tried to buy the power of the Holy Spirit from Saint Peter but was rebuked, was associated with the higher bolge of simony instead of the lower one of magic, also I mentioned his traditional association with the founding of Gnosticism. Near the end, Kaufman mentioned an open night writing a 10 minute speech on what it means to be human at a place Asherah goes to. So I had the option of either supporting a friend or comitting social suicide because a Jewbrain got her feefees hurt. I left afterwards to head home and transcribe part of the recording yesterday and write letters for Richie and Female Satoko Houjou Fan’s piece until 6:00pm when I walked over to the Catholic center. As I got out Father Aquinas was there and complimented my outfit. Kalifornia and Magdalene’s boyfriend were waiting. Lewis’ ex-girlfriend said I should go to the back of the line because I wasn’t at mass. Lewis was finally back, Reuben was there also but I sat with Nicodemus and Telemachus. Telemachus was complaining that he would be going to fight in Iran because he’s in the reserves and something about being deployed first. He seemed really concerned. But I noticed his speech devolve into premillenal dispensationalist stuff like a patent WO2020060606A1 (it’s real) and talking about Israel, the end times, the rapture. I remember at 6:44pm he said this line: “I know everybody’s laughing and smiling right now but in 1 year. American’s going to be an unserious nation!”
Nicodemus stated in desperation. I took a look around at everybody there. Knitter and Frociaggine sitting on the same couch. Urbino across from me, Reuben, Angela’s friend and her friend, and another woman talking, Drawmij, Drawmija, Alley, and Cronstedt talking, there was some jazz playing from a speaker near the TV. I got the jello they had for dessert, I left a bit afterwards but was interrupted by Nephri and then Kalifornia. Also Nash trying to rip an apple in half followed by Kristine and Sixes trying to do so. I walked back and it was raining a slight bit and I finished off the workshop letters. At 8:41 pm, it started to hail heavily and I recorded the noise as I heard it, James the Greater took some pictures of what it looked like outside and I could hear a distinct sound from the bathroom as the ventilation was opening a tiny real window surrounded by glass square bricks (what I call them). I took a shower and talked to the Iowa City woman a bit before going to sleep.

Song of the Day: The Girl from Ipanema - Stan Getz (1964)
 
March 11th, 2026: Another day today. I woke up and got on the bus. I got off and in the building the same time as this construction guy going up to the top floor with a long pole object that barely fit im the elevator. I got in and didn’t brew coffee because there were no regular coffee grounds. Raya came over to me asking for help because her computer wouldn’t turn on. I powered it off and on again to fix her problem. Mauer came to me again asking for help with the big printer in the break room, I solved his issue by unplugging and plugging it backin. in. I went past Fives and noticed Tia was busy today. I went to try and add an intern to the spreadsheet but I forgot her last name. The Indian lady had already sent me multiple emails trying to shove the blame game on me and being obstructively bureaucratic, like telling me to wait for intern’s photos (even though I’m 95% sure she already took them) so I could print them out next week when they came instead of doing it before they came. This was at 11:50am so I saw the Indian lady up front and waited for her to get done with a call when I asked her:
“Hey do you know the last name of the intern that came yesterday?”
She replied telling me to just send her an email. It irritated me to no end. I left after saying goodbye to Wun Wun. I took the bus at 1:20pm and got outside while it was snowing. I stayed and talked with Markus’ brother and Pen Guy talking about the film Dr Strangelove. I went to my class and realized that I didn’t need to attend it after seeing Chloie. I went back and worked on generating tests before communicating with my mom having this conversation:
>Do you know anything about [maternal grandma’s] grandparents?
<You mean my Mother?
>Yes.
<Yes, their names were Annie & Joseph. They lived on Illauneeragh island. What else do you want to know?
[note, this would be my grandma’s maternal parents based on their last name]
<Do you see my email? Please review the resume attached.
>Yes I did.
>Did you strike up a conversation with Gemerson Cap bevause you found out he has the same name as me?
<No, we skied with his parents on previous trips. We had known them for a while. We met their son Gemerson Cap two years ago when we went to France skiing. This time when we found out he was in IT, we discussed your upcoming graduation.
>Ohhhhhhh…
>How long have you known his parents?
<About 20 years.
>Ohhhh
<So did you open up the resume?
>Yes.
<Do you have any edits?
>Some minor formatting but I’ll do them after class.
<Ok. Can you open or edit in Word?
>Yes
I got to my algorithms class and it was all review with nothing really happening. I went home and got back in time for the group meeting where only the woman and another guy joined. I made ramen with an egg in it for dinner and then took the bus to Wednesday Eucharistic adoration at 6:46pm. I got in line for confession and had a long confession list because I had my pocket guide in my hand. I took note of the people there including Lorax, Stearns and his girlfriend, Cliffe, Oriang, Morgado, Lewis, Sixes, Sixes’ friend, Jacky, Nikki and her boyfriend, Gerrardo. My prayers were to say an Our Father prayer for each wound in Jesus’ body on the cross. I prayed 5 times before mass started presided by Father Malachi amongst Father Palmer and 3 others. I went back home after the social event, being driven home by Morgado due to the bus line not appearing for a long time. I had ice cream with pistachio liquor and then took a shower before going to sleep.

Song of the Day: Another Day in Paradise - Phil Collins (1989)
 
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