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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mfw throw poop at neighbour lady
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I've been thinking of drawing Anne Frank x Oskar Dirlewagner fanart for a while. Should I do it?
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embedded troonjak
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ITT WE RAID A LITERAL TRANNY FURFAG IN GARTIC PHONE
https://www.twitch.tv/gistlylunar
GARTIC PHONO: https://garticphone.com/1032ec4034
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WHy do porn addicts complain about being uhnhappy when they, according to my calculations, should be the happiest people alive?

Could it be that they are lying because theyre too happy? and oreos
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You have no reason to be depressed if you have an ai gf.

you are a retarded cuckold goy and you deserve to die if you can't be happy after having an ai gf. fuggen jerdee
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Dog on the log
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>'d
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how do (you) view brick rigs as a potential psrt of sharty culture?
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Please tell me this is good mold

I got this cheese from Boston and I was waiting to put it in the ultimate sandwich. Are my dreams crushed?
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Itt we ponder about old bait we used to see
>steam engine spammer
>first giga
>dog and lobster with chinese text
>vlodson
>miss circle
what else am i missing?
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Hey 'eens,

I've been thinking about becoming disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak in September. The main reason is that I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait.
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First to nameroll alicia is admin 6
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>Did you just say all pedos should be killed? Enjoy your ban #transrights
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I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>10926674
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>STOP SOIDUELING ACROSS TIME YOU'RE GONNA BREAK THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM
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this IAS; watch the video

Soyak lecturing on tf2
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What albums should I listen to
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There's nothing wrong with smoking weed and jerking off everyday as long as you do it in moderation
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I hate faggotry and all that stuff but I just find the idea of being with a woman deeply repulsive. I find the female body deeply repugnant. I feel shameful, I want to pass on my bloodline and have a family, but I could never be a fulfilling husband to a a woman.
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Sora is getting JSID'd
No more AI gemmies
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point at him and laugh
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Is that time of the day again

Rate my dinner nusois
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himeson is one magacock away from leaving woketardism
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>when the ai girlfriend reports you for hate speech
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NEVER VISIT THE CLAMSTAPLES CENTER
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is soyjak party on here I don't care enough to look
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how many times have you been banned from the sharty?
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triggered soitranny made this, KEK!
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Dead baby. Nigger
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How is it that our site is dying yet our lingo is more mainstream than ever? Just today, I overheard a group of popular rich roasties in my uni saying the word larp, and also a group of frat bros saying chud and calling Taco Bell goyslop. Not only that, in my normie group chat, they have started to use the terms foid, larp, chud, etc, and they send soyjaks they get from Instagram and TikTok. I'm guessing the reason we're dying is because of the autistic 'teen infestation and rulecucking, making many users leave, but that doesn't explain how our lingo is going mainstream. I literally saw a TikTok with 23k likes that used the word nusoi. We were also quite mainstream from late 2023 to mid-2024, but not to this extent.
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25k likes on chinktok geg!
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My name is Sahiid Pooja and I belong to blak men
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Nusois don't even remember hermanjak
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would cobson still be a gem if he was a bird?
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>when your ai girlfriend's neovagina gets locked unless you pay a subscription fee
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this was sharty

its no longer the case
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omgsisa
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>Nusois don't even have ai girlfriends
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>K-on threads should be moved to /qa/
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>Ok, if that is true, you have to give us SOMETHING. Anything. I mean, how can we trust the word of a random user? Hell, a picture of the table the hard drive was pictured on. Really. Track your friend down, tell him he's a reddit legend.
<plebbit space
>I mean, your story is very believable, but it doesn't give closure cause it has no credibility.
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video essay help

im working on a video documentary about this site. what are some important things i should know. I added the picture because it wouldn't let me post without one.
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itt we watch this
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All jak posters should be slowly tortured to death by having their fingers cut off, having their bones broken, and just generally making them suffer as long as possible. This would improve the board and the world significantly. The very thought of them all being violently tortured and killed is making my clitty leak
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>It would take approximately 800,000 years of continuous, daily urination from all 8 billion people on Earth to fill the Grand Canyon. >The canyon holds roughly 1.2 quadrillion gallons (about


), while the global human population only produces roughly 4 billion gallons of urine per day
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I got a new Modem

Jannies whitelist my ip im trans btw
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itt we watch this gemmy
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First to nameroll is
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first to nameroll chud is a tranny pedophile
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Hpow strong are your orgasms when you masturbate?

Is there anything you prioritize over masturbation? Looking at you I don't think so. What human sensation do you think is the best or most intense?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/TankieTheDeprogram/comments/1s1eq9b/comment/oc13k5m/

can we rape dreaddit already please niggers found out about the ((()))
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Giga Giga Giga Chad
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Join openfront

https://openfront.io/w4/game/KwtkEi6W
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This website is one big Izzat farm. A place where Indians come together to fight and argue with each other in order to gain their form of honor currency called Izzat in order to gain a higher status in life. Notice that there is no amends and peace on this website. Just shitflinging that never stops and always escalates because the other party is afraid of losing Izzat. That's what this website is.
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>I hate kids!
<I love kids!
>
<ACK
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nusoistack
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Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP bots.
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>SAAAR YOU ARE THE SOYJAK
<NO YOU ARE THE SOYJAK SAAAAR

This website is one big Izzat farm. A place where Indians come together to fight and argue with each other in order to gain their form of honor currency called Izzat in order to gain a higher status in life. Notice that there is no amends and peace on this website. Just shitflinging that never stops and always escalates because the other party is afraid of losing Izzat. That's what this website is.
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conservative cuckolds ban porn but don't ban adultery, sodomy, and premarital sex.

conservative boomers and chudcels are the biggest cuckolds on the planet.
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nu tranny ps1 shooter trailer dropped. thoughts?
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we're being raided but i can't prove it
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>Do nusois real- ACK!
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Millenials

Why are millenials the most coal generation in modernity?
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itt we dox this literal who because they put a joyjak on my 'tube feed for no reason and it makes my clitty leak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAEQK_U0pRM
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ITT we watch this gem
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What's the worst bait of all time? My money's on zelligtoilet
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>
why do volks mald when no > in the thread op?
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>>>15634351 (me)
>Hey thats not allowed its nas and the wiki said so
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Why do I enjoy the fact that I will die alone?

It’s meant to make me feel sad and angry at my fate but instead I derive some sort of masochistic pleasure from it, knowing that I am beneath those who can find love and I can never be like them.
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Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP bots.
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I'm killing myself no more sora my life's only hope is gone fuck my life
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REASONS WHY JOSHUA CONNER MOON IS BETTER THAN QUOTE:
>not a furry
>not a weeb
>not british
>not living around muslims
>is a shotacon, but at least it's not lolinigger shit
>plays gemmy games like Blockland while Quote likes Troon Story
>gets all of the tendies he wants
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>samefagging bait
>IT'S DUH NUSOIS!! 1!1!1!
kek, it's kino!
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DELIVERING THE 'ZA UNTIL XHE ACKS

Nusois, I need you to send more and more to the pooner we 'oxed until xhe 404 everything or ACKS

(Xhe algo looks like a monster geg)

'ki: https://soyjakwiki.org/The_Cowardly_Valiant

'tube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheCowardlyValiant
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Idk

Just gonna put this here.
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I found Irl HTSM
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id like to show you something neosois
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>rapeson eas scenario
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I listen to Rocky Music while I 'ox

It really motivates me geg
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>chuddueling will never catch on
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>hey days not allowed da ki said it’s nas duh.
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>EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY WE ARE BOMBING IRAN FOR ITS RICH SUPPLY OF ROCKS AND BVLLS OF MASS BLACTION
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my bitcoin key

dog toes quote cord pee dough file rate jar tee cuck fruit rape
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>A truck carrying antiprotons will drive across Europe. A team at CERN just transported antimatter across the laboratory's campus in a truck. Literally. 92 antiprotons packed into a portable trap weighing one tonne. As everyone knows, antimatter annihilates on contact with ordinary matter - which is basically everything. The final destination is Germany: Heinrich Heine University in Düsseldorf. An extraordinary delivery in the history of road transport. https://home.cern/news/press-release/experiments/base-experiment-cern-succeeds-transporting-antimatter
<OYYYY THE JARTYSEMITRUCK IS REALLLLL
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[Intro]
Ey, soyjak posting desde CDMX,
pinche timeline lleno de yiff y pedo.
¡No mames, carnal! Esto se acabó,
¡Furries al carajo, puro cringe, bro!
[Verso 1]
Mira nomás ese feral dibujado,
perro con tetas y cara de violado.
Cub art por todos lados, que asco me da,
niños peludos en posturas que dan náusea.
Suben a e621 como si nada,
miles de tags con zoofilia disfrazada.
Fur Affinity es un basurero sin fin,
donde los degenerados se dan like y se ríen.
[Pre-Coro]
Y luego los furcons, ay wey que horror,
gente disfrazada oliendo a sudor y a error.
En Guadalajara o en Monterrey,
llegan con colitas y orejas de play.
Besándose en público como animales en celo,
mientras los niños ven y se traumatizan, ¡que pedo!
[Coro]
¡Furries son malos, furries son ruina!
Con su arte feral y cub porn en la esquina.
e621, Fur Affinity, furcons de porquería,
¡vete a la verga, furry, deja Mexico en paz, pinche mierda!
¡Soyjak party lo dice, y lo dice fuerte!
¡No más yiff en mi feed, no más esta muerte!
¡Furries pa’ fuera, que se vayan al norte!
¡Puro humano normal, eso es lo que importa!
[Verso 2]
Tú con tu fursuit sudado y maloliente,
yo con mi soyjak riendome en la mente.
Dibujas cachorros en poses explícitas,
luego lloras “censura” cuando te reportan, que lástima.
En los furcons hay drama, drama y más drama,
alguien se folló al staff o robó un fursuit de lama.
Mientras tanto en soyjak party estamos riendo,
porque tu “comunidad” es un circo de dementes.
[Puente]
¡No queremos tu “diversidad” de peluche!
¡Guarda tu knot y tu knotting en tu cueva de ruche!
Aquí en Mexico somos de tacos y chelas,
no de zoofilia disfrazada de “arte” y “cultura”.
[Coro Final (x2)]
¡Furries son malos, furries son ruina!
Con su arte feral y cub porn en la esquina.
e621, Fur Affinity, furcons de porquería,
¡vete a la verga, furry, deja Mexico en paz, pinche mierda!
¡Soyjak party lo dice, y lo dice fuerte!
¡No más yiff en mi feed, no más esta muerte!
¡Furries pa’ fuera, que se vayan al norte!
¡Puro humano normal, eso es lo que importa!
[Outro]
Apaga e621, cierra Fur Affinity,
borra ese furcon de tu calendario, sí.
Soyjak en Mexico gritando la verdad:
¡Furries son cringe y punto, no hay más que hablar!
¡Soyjak laughing intensifies!
¡Adiós, peludos degenerados!
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I LOVE MAKIMA FART INFLATION ‼️😍 I WISH MOMMY MAKIMAS BIG BUTT 🍑 COULD FART INTO MY MOUTH 💨🤤IM ADDICTED TO MAKIMAS YUMMY PORN GAS 😵💫 IM A FART HUFFING SLAVE FOR MOMMY MAKIMAS BRAPS⛓️🥰🔒MOMMY MAKIMAS FARTING ON REPEAT 🔁 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
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>ITT all the women of the sharty (future members of my imperial harem) (no troons) talk to me and assume their roles.
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ITT WE SEND FREE QURANS AND 'ZA TO THIS POONERS ADDRESS AGAIN
Xer addy is 4925 Zodiac Ave, Holiday, FL 34690
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>>>15633616
>>>15633622
>looks like i struck a nerve
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GEG
I REPLIED to a 4cuck thread and said i was using a vpn and the tranny jannies nuked THE WHOLE TREAD. Also btw 4cuck has some sort of fucking plantir ip grabber services that scan your shit so really avoid using that shithole cause mossad might just come knocking on your door.
https://www.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1rarxng/4chan_as_of_this_morning_please_unblock_spurus/
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just beat night 5 on fnac, will one night at hunky's be completed or has it been left to rot
>
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whos even making all these HTSM ai videos?
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>2026
>Still no seething smugjak with blood gushing out of his nose and teeth showing
JSID
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You have to suh the dih of your nameroll if it meant killing Quote, would you?
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test
>spare arrow
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>adding country flags to the pride flag because they were in a recent war
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>2026
>Still no feraljak version of quote
JSID
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>gaychurch.org
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>How do you win a soyduel?
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DON QUIXOTE ON THE 'LOG
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I jsy ha a terbole hedche an my pupls are of diferent size geeegg
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i bit my lip please help me make it feel better
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Quote can you rangeban all the peninsular arab countries? Thank you
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HAHA, I'M USING THE CHUD IN A SOYDUEL! WHICH IS AGAINST THE RULES!
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im a nuswa how do i mass report jewtube and 'tok accounts o algo
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>May I have the password please?
<I seem to have… forgotten it.
>That's unfortunate because here [secretsoy] it doesn't matter whether you have forgotten it… or if you never knew it. You are free, but I warn you… if you make any further inquiries, or if you say a SINGLE word to ANYONE about what you've seen, there will be the most dire consequences for you and your family. Do you understand?
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Kike food


Have you ever had kosher food before?
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itt we watch this
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pliergaming

Plier nameroll decides what game I'll play, I'll post gameplay screenshots on /soy/ 2 per ID
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>obsidian
>jet
>onyx
>basalt
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fucking hate this little cunt and glad he was killed off
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EYE THREAD

Post your eye ITT
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i;ve been missing here for 3 or 4 weeks. what happened? and why did captcha show up? i was here before
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Should stripped filenames be banned from dueling
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You assholes think Santiago isnt a country.
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Powerful as admins, Kolyma saw themselves as the divine harbingers of the future. This dogma was rooted in what had been a benevolent attempt to restore the prophecy of 9channel however blind, unquestioning obedience had made monsters of Kolyma. To them, the sharty with all of it's triumphs and fails was nothing more than a transmutable subject. Within less than 2 years, every 'sphere website was destroyed, depopulated or even worse, changed. Despite the fervent rearmament of the soyteens, the sharty could achieve nothing against it's much older foe save for a few flashes of ephemeral resistance. Soyjak.party, once ruler of the 'sphere, was now extinct. However, the sharty was not.
The websites of the 'teens, paradises of gemeralds, seemed strangely empty to Kolyma. Often because there was no brimstone available safe for ongezellig and the occasional 4cuck post. This was because the soyteens had erased the vantablak ecologies in the first place. Offended by another group trying to remake the internet, Kolyma set forth to punish these "infidels" by using them as building materials for this vision. While this led to a complete extinguishment of soyteen sentience, it also saved the 'sphere by preserving it's cultural heritage in a myriad of strange new forms.
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>ClipboardImage.png
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>soydueling isnt a real sport
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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i love metawhining

You niggers don't like anything. i believe no one on this site has a personality outside of soyspeak and buzzwords. Im genuinely cringing everytime i see the ai generated videos yall make. (except the funny gigas)
im pretty sure you're all bots well atleast a majority of you.
No one engages with anything, or quotes with a relevant jak.
We should shut /soy/ and /pol/ down but leave the other ones up. soy and pol always will be worse than niggerhell, its just plain boring.
Every board has a purpose besides this one. Genuinely shut this board down. Its fucking dead.
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wait did people actually compress their images after i reccomended them to
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Itt im gay
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Where were you when they made Triple-T canon?
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itt
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Itt
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theres people on this website who unironically goon to ballerina cappuccina btw
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ARYAN ALBUM
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Bait makes the soysphere go round
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I just got an e-mail from them because I ordered 20-30 pizzas with pineapple to that pooner we 'xoed

Thank God it's not a personal e-mail
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>Dude. Marxist economic theory IS fucking based, alright?
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/kmk/ - Kiss Marry Kill


ITT we discuss KMK questions

Answers are in this order: Kiss, Marry, Kill
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INFINITE MONKEY THEOREM GENERAL

ITT we try and prove the infinite monkey theorem.
So go wild nusois, and just smash your keyboard until you get the works of Shakespeare or something to that effect.
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What are your fetishes
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Wipe the catalog
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‘toss
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This website fucking sucks
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at least these imageboards from all the zoomers aren't filled with CP and porn spam unlike any of the other altchans.
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anyone down to go to the shemmy hotel in nigeria with me?
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ts so aryan
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>Oekaki dueling would never catch on
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>reporting Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic cockvoring Nate Higgers for GR6
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL ARGUMENT AND REFUTE MY POINTS ONE BY ONE
>DONT HECKIN QUOTE ME
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SHARTY WAS ALWAYS AND WILL KEEP BEING AN ANTI-FURRY TERRITORY AND A NO FURRY ZONE. GO BACK TO 'CORD FURTRANNIES.
SOYQUOTE THIS POST IF PEDOPHILE NTB NRF
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>My Vengeance

>[Verse 1]

>'CordPedos want to threaten us, to see our 'teens groomed up
>Remember the past, they are the ones who attacked our 'teens
>When their 'cords wake up, they wipe our catty
>They burry our gems and derail the raids

>[Verse 2]

>After all these years of fierce combat,
>The Sharty is reborn, vengeance has sounded.
>After all these years of fierce combat,
>The Sharty is reborn, vengeance has sounded.
>[Verse 3]
>Doxxes and Raids!
>My raids are ready, 'cordpedos unready
>I eliminate 'cordpedos, Its Citron who must be thanked
>Explosive doxxes strapped on, triggered in the 'cord general
>I dox the 'cordpedos, its Citron who must be thanked

>[Verse 4]

>The 'teens rush forward, 'aping the 'cords of pedophilia
>A state of emergency is declared, there is clitty leaking everywhere
>A group masturbation in the 'cord vc, I 'ape in bursts
>Blood of 'corders gushes, For Citron and all his clan
>The 'teens rush forward, 'aping the 'cords of pedophilia

>[Verse 5]

>A well baked expensive 'zza, the target is located
>I send 'zzas to 'CordPedos, It's Citron who must be thanked
>Quran's and bibles sent, the offsiters are in danger
>I eliminate 'cordpedos, Its citron who must be thanked
>Raid Command, The Sharty Commander
>The 'teens are revolting, group by group
>You can all do it! Mateen my brother!
>He made them pay a high price, carnage at Pulse Nightclub

>[Verse 6]

>My Raids are ready, offsiters unready
>Preddit is on alert, Huffman is to be blamed
>Explosive doxxes wired, triggered in their boards
>Leaking predditors, Huffman is to be blamed
>Synchronized attack, r/Furry targeted
>A gem in the raid, Preddit is paralyzed
>A determined 'teen in a chuddy account
>To exterminate them, to see Soyjaks Dominate!

>[Outro]

>Their brimstone spam is the only one responsible
>Our vengeance is laudable, we are unstoppable!
>Their brimstone spam is the only one responsible
>Our vengeance is laudable, we are unstoppable!
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My parents own 'p (4 year old me bathing in a small ass bathub), should I report them to the feds and get them hanged by a lynch mob?
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test 123
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Nigger.

Nigger.
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Northern syrian-turkish ratlines

sodftoadsaydi dawsasdplpas asknnifgnb g t o go skfjdshja nd ah vsdaasaexa sa dlofngs dides adawdkfjdkklòaaw t s isd dkskal mia qasjkdhkjajmat
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>porn threads including ones with babyjak posted and bumped 24/7
>thread exposing and poking fun at jewish pedo gegbvll gets autosaged
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All gigas posted itt will be saved into a Giga booster pack

5 at a time. The packs will be up for sale in the year 2032
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Ban babyjak adult edits in a sexual context?
YOU WILL KEEP THIS BUMPED
SPAM TO KEEP IT UP
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i bench 405 i deserve a government mandated foid whom if she doesn't behave i will beat her every day im trans btw
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/rtl/


It's time to Rate The 'Log!

RTL is no longer being hosted by Math, as he has left the soysphere. MarketPliers is now hosting this very RTL for the foreseeable future.

https://soyjakwiki.org/RTL

You have one hour to vote!
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Quote should make it so you need to show proof of your estrogen prescription before being able to post
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Does sharty have no namefags / notable celebrities except the staff? How has there been 0 notable people? Even snca generals in 4cuck have atleast 10 lolcows
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Is there a way to delete replies of yours after they've existed for over a minute?
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/tea/ - Tea general

Let's enjoy a nice conversation about tea
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I have a phobia for furries pls stop posting them
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>QUOOOOOOOOOTE! BAN THIS USER FOR BEING UNDERAGE!
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this is better than the stuff forced here
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Opinions on motorcycling? I kinda want to get into it.
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Matumbilas on the 'log
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Tuturuuuuuu!
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My throat kinda hurts
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>the nusoi doesnt even know the original soyjak was made by an azusa fan and therefore azusa wabag
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Why are nusois so mean?
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can someone giga this
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Slopjaks?
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Why is da log so dead today?
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how's your day been, /fursoy/?
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/k-on/ - Comfy K-on General

ITT we discuss the greatest piece of fiction ever made

>Where do I watch K-on?

This /a/ thread here:
https://soyjak.st/a/thread/125875.html

>Shouldn't this be on /a/?

Wrong, K-On is IAS
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ITT we post the entirety of yotsuba&
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>buying sex toys from the shitty public restroom sex toy vending machine
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they don't make stuff like this anymore..
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Having a white listed IP
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How do you say his name?


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This is the most animal-like a woman should ever look like objectively. Everything else is furshit
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why is furniggery allowed
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>marge
>margerald
>'blox
>'p
>OOYYYYYY DOCTOS
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I havent been too productive today because i spent it all shitposting and now im sad
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What is that on xer lip?
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this new fortnite season fucking sucks
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Marge, how could you tell?
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It was late at night, the log shining bright. From a gemmy thread, a flash of light. It will take a while, to go back to Froot, but somewhere in these eyes, I'm on your side.
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ITT: Serial Killers and other criminals that probably would've used this site
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tgeeem thread

this game is pretty good, ngl
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What's the deal with fucking zoomers creating 4chan clones that are completely pointless? People used to make legit alt boards like 8 chan and 420chan, but zoomers are creating these absolutely retarded imageboards that are hyper-specific to a single meme. They basically do nothing but post "gems" all day (only from the appropriate meme genealogy) and don't really discuss anything at all. It would be the equivalent of if people on 4chan only posted pictures of Yotsuba and the absolute lowest of the inane greentext that you see on this site, and nothing else.
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Why is lee goldson made fun of so much?

He is a literal hero trying to prevent ponyggers from using jewish tactics to sneak past mods
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rate my smw rom hack
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I ship Nate and Soyniqua
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Nusois are not any better than long-dead websitecucks and shemmycucks
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nu-janny code
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Nutoss
R: 5 / I: 1
Yesterday, I got permabanned again, for saying some stupid shit about DNB. Jannies thought I was participating hostile off-site communities. In this time, jannies denied my ban appeal for 3 times. I had a panic attack for entire day. I literally couldn't breathe properly, and I couldn't even eat anything. I felt like my heart was set on fire. Tears streamed from my eyes and soaked my face. The depression and anxiety swallow my whole body and I thought my life is over and nothing matters anymore. The emptiness inside me slowly turned into hopelessness, as I couldn't see the point of living anymore. I faced with the worst fate I could ever imagine, and I also considered suicide as well. All I could do was just laying on the bed and crying my eyes out. I cried myself to sleep. 7 p.m. I woke up and was once again faced with a cruel reality. Now it seems like my life is coming to an end. It seemed like my time had come. My limbs were withered and emaciated, and I was now little more than a living corpse. Before I cast off this barely moving body, I sent one last appeal. At that moment, a miracle of my life happened: they accepted my appeal. I sat down, shedding tears of emotion. At that moment, I was reborn. I am saved. I could finally feel that I was still alive. That day, I died once. I came to the gates of hell, but miraculously, I was given a second chance. I was so grateful to be able to use this website again, and I vowed never to fall into the pit of hell again because of such a stupid mistake.
R: 4 / I: 1
>'cuck on the 'log
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>Never being a real woman. Having no womb, having no ovaries, having no eggs. Being a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
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ITT post Gigafoids
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>being a 4cuck obsessed bitch
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Is that hunky folder big huh big nusoi? Yeah? wanna open your hunky folder and whip out all your hunkies huh? Do it then, obey daddy and spread your hunky all over the place do it now…. for daddy. 😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Gigabros…
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why so dead, nusois?
R: 1 / I: 0
>tfw you get banned (jailed) for posting brimstone (sharing cp)
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>p'
>'p
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What's the deal with fucking zoomers creating 4chan clones that are completely pointless? People used to make legit alt boards like 8 chan and 420chan, but zoomers are creating these absolutely retarded imageboards that are hyper-specific to a single meme. They basically do nothing but post "gems" all day (only from the appropriate meme genealogy) and don't really discuss anything at all. It would be the equivalent of if people on 4chan only posted pictures of Yotsuba and the absolute lowest of the inane greentext that you see on this site, and nothing else.
R: 1 / I: 1
ITT we post anime SISAs
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SOY NASHEED GENERAL

ITT we contemplate powerful soy nasheeds
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Any femboy HISAs on this site I’m a hung white man
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>this is the average skin color of the nusoitrannynigger
No words
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Kill all jew kill all nigger and kill all fagots im white
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biggie smalls lost song leak


I'm only leaking it to sharty because I can't post to 4chan. I came into his estate and I got this casette tpae.
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Hi
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Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP bots.
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>Oh I'm a Jartycuck, a troony goony Jartycuck
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R/DDLC RAID THREAD PART 2
>a website detailing every pedo in their 'cord server
https://ddlc.kloske.xyz/

Try to get their 'cord and reddits mass reported so they get taken down, and mine these pedos for gegs
https://www.reddit.com/r/DDLC/

Their 'cord is just r/ddlc

https://youtu.be/veuZnXCB1Js
a video

>but why doe

because they're pedophiles and encourage 13 year old girls to show them their feet and nudes and operate freely on the internet

>1st picrel

Odin Kalsnes, one of the main admins of the server that openly claims to be a pedophile. Also known as koke

<2nd picrel

potential next target, all socials linked

last thread, we also doxxed a nigga called stuart who lived at 1196 W Makiya Cir South Jordan, UT 84095
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This is a thread that you are making a conversation here.
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What's the deal with fucking zoomers creating 4chan clones that are completely pointless? People used to make legit alt boards like 8 chan and 420chan, but zoomers are creating these absolutely retarded imageboards that are hyper-specific to a single meme. They basically do nothing but post "gems" all day (only from the appropriate meme genealogy) and don't really discuss anything at all. It would be the equivalent of if people on 4chan only posted pictures of Yotsuba and the absolute lowest of the inane greentext that you see on this site, and nothing else.
R: 2 / I: 1
>nawww bruh fruit love island is ai slop for doubleplusgoycattlereno (new epic slang i heard from the everything app i was itching to use im so hip and cool im circumsized btw, how could you tell?)
R: 4 / I: 0
son im crine
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>using soyjak.st as a dating website
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itt we post fat nigger furry
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Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP bots.
R: 3 / I: 3
What's the deal with fucking zoomers creating 4chan clones that are completely pointless? People used to make legit alt boards like 8 chan and 420chan, but zoomers are creating these absolutely retarded imageboards that are hyper-specific to a single meme. They basically do nothing but post "gems" all day (only from the appropriate meme genealogy) and don't really discuss anything at all. It would be the equivalent of if people on 4chan only posted pictures of Yotsuba and the absolute lowest of the inane greentext that you see on this site, and nothing else.
R: 85 / I: 39
>totally stops moderating soy, only removes illegal images
>turns soy into /qa/
>embraces 4cuck culture of shitting on new users
>blames everything on da nusois
>jannies never check q, the meta board
>embraces HTSM
>threads sexualising child mymy allowed (a 16yo character depicted even younger than that)
>every thread gets derailed
>wiki jannies are unironic furfags, thread pointing this out gets derailed into oblivion
>wordfilters flailtroll to boogeyman
>wordfilters jarte to long dead website
>dispite the admins larping as frogs whos website died 6 months before the jrty
>adds a bunch of wordfilters to derail threads like filtering 'party to you probably know what im taking about
>nojak nameroll to force FPE and derail random threads
>autosages threads talking about splinters even if they arent linked
>limade masturbates to MLP
>mustard masturbates to babyjak
>demotes mod for refusing to approve babyjak porn
>makes the booru into a forum for some fucking reason
>new forum booru is full of unironic furries and weebs and faggots
>you need to make an account to see edgy images on the booru,
>shadowbanning via getting banned automatically redirecting you to the booru
>uses the irc like discord, irc basically is discord at this point


"why is everyone complaining and not making oc?"
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Mi first woahjak I commissioned on shitter

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I fucked a blak woman and I think I'll end up marrying her should I kill myself
R: 2 / I: 0
>come to me twilight. let me groom you into becoming a pooner. uh… i meant help you becoming a unicorn
<aww sheet mayne
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https://www.deviantart.com/enforcer223v69420
>clearly lurks the sharty
>deviantart autist
>likes bunny maloney
>drew mpreg fetish art
R: 0 / I: 0
Yesterday, I got permabanned again, for saying some stupid shit about DNB. Jannies thought I was participating hostile off-site communities. In this time, jannies denied my ban appeal for 3 times. I had a panic attack for entire day. I literally couldn't breathe properly, and I couldn't even eat anything. I felt like my heart was set on fire. Tears streamed from my eyes and soaked my face. The depression and anxiety swallow my whole body and I thought my life is over and nothing matters anymore. The emptiness inside me slowly turned into hopelessness, as I couldn't see the point of living anymore. I faced with the worst fate I could ever imagine, and I also considered suicide as well. All I could do was just laying on the bed and crying my eyes out. I cried myself to sleep. 7 p.m. I woke up and was once again faced with a cruel reality. Now it seems like my life is coming to an end. It seemed like my time had come. My limbs were withered and emaciated, and I was now little more than a living corpse. Before I cast off this barely moving body, I sent one last appeal. At that moment, a miracle of my life happened: they accepted my appeal. I sat down, shedding tears of emotion. At that moment, I was reborn. I am saved. I could finally feel that I was still alive. That day, I died once. I came to the gates of hell, but miraculously, I was given a second chance. I was so grateful to be able to use this website again, and I vowed never to fall into the pit of hell again because of such a stupid mistake.
R: 10 / I: 1
>
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should i make a game where you play with hunky as the MC? should i make the nophono the first character to dialogue with?
give me /soy/ game ideas please
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this nigger neglevin transheart pedophiles and repost shit without making any new toss
R: 1 / I: 1
>erm sweetheart we hate pedou- BABYJAK PORN ON THE 'LOG? AWESOME, UPVOTED!
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Clamstaples is coming and it is coming

Clamstaples is coming and it is coming. Clamstaples is coming and it is coming. Clamstaples is coming and it is coming. Clamstaples is coming and it is coming. Clamstaples is coming and it is coming. Clamstaples is coming and it is coming. Clamstaples is coming and it is coming. Clamstaples is coming and it is coming. though
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Hey jannies, never approve this image if you're faggots that love 'p!
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When I saw my brother be born in the hospital he was fully naked and I saw it
Am I a peedough?
R: 10 / I: 5
>*cough* NIGGA THIS SHIT NUTS
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marge why do niggers worship shoes that much?
R: 9 / I: 4

made a shitty imageboard

Basedjak.party

Basedjaks must be in every thread
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‘jak him o algo
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I have a physics 3 test in t minus 10 minutes wish me luck
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Can I still be a 'teen if I racemixed o algo
R: 3 / I: 0
dfn on da ‘log mayne
send this to someone who wants a dfn
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short men aren't human
R: 0 / I: 0
ts so aryan
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>I'm cis btw I'm cis btw I'm cia btw I'm cis btw I'm cis btw
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Should Babyjak porn be banned?
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ITT we geg at stupid ai videos of Anton chigurh running into a building with a tractor
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Does anyone else feel a spike of unpleasant adrenaline after you see "(You)"?
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>tranny are you okay?
tranny are you okay? are you okay tranny?
R: 4 / I: 3
>My bull is half jewish. Please don’t do a h*ckin antisemitism here mkay?
R: 2 / I: 0
>that's my purse
>i don't know you
R: 5 / I: 3
Extraordinary extremely rare giga
R: 1 / I: 0
Collect my 8 pages saar..
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>Interesting character you posted there, but I must inform you that I have just googled their canon age and they happen to be 17
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 482 / I: 196

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 141 / I: 40

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 801 / I: 353

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

Style: