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R: 48 / I: 11
ITT WE RAID A LITERAL TRANNY FURFAG IN GARTIC PHONE
https://www.twitch.tv/gistlylunar
GARTIC PHONO: https://garticphone.com/1032ec4034
R: 11 / I: 2
‘toss
R: 6 / I: 3
>QUOOOOOOOOOTE! BAN THIS USER FOR BEING UNDERAGE!
R: 12 / I: 2
anyone down to go to the shemmy hotel in nigeria with me?
R: 11 / I: 3
Matumbilas on the 'log
R: 26 / I: 6
>samefagging bait
>IT'S DUH NUSOIS!! 1!1!1!
kek, it's kino!
R: 23 / I: 9
SHARTY WAS ALWAYS AND WILL KEEP BEING AN ANTI-FURRY TERRITORY AND A NO FURRY ZONE. GO BACK TO 'CORD FURTRANNIES.
SOYQUOTE THIS POST IF PEDOPHILE NTB NRF
R: 41 / I: 7
Does sharty have no namefags / notable celebrities except the staff? How has there been 0 notable people? Even snca generals in 4cuck have atleast 10 lolcows
R: 3 / I: 1
>My Vengeance

>[Verse 1]

>'CordPedos want to threaten us, to see our 'teens groomed up
>Remember the past, they are the ones who attacked our 'teens
>When their 'cords wake up, they wipe our catty
>They burry our gems and derail the raids

>[Verse 2]

>After all these years of fierce combat,
>The Sharty is reborn, vengeance has sounded.
>After all these years of fierce combat,
>The Sharty is reborn, vengeance has sounded.
>[Verse 3]
>Doxxes and Raids!
>My raids are ready, 'cordpedos unready
>I eliminate 'cordpedos, Its Citron who must be thanked
>Explosive doxxes strapped on, triggered in the 'cord general
>I dox the 'cordpedos, its Citron who must be thanked

>[Verse 4]

>The 'teens rush forward, 'aping the 'cords of pedophilia
>A state of emergency is declared, there is clitty leaking everywhere
>A group masturbation in the 'cord vc, I 'ape in bursts
>Blood of 'corders gushes, For Citron and all his clan
>The 'teens rush forward, 'aping the 'cords of pedophilia

>[Verse 5]

>A well baked expensive 'zza, the target is located
>I send 'zzas to 'CordPedos, It's Citron who must be thanked
>Quran's and bibles sent, the offsiters are in danger
>I eliminate 'cordpedos, Its citron who must be thanked
>Raid Command, The Sharty Commander
>The 'teens are revolting, group by group
>You can all do it! Mateen my brother!
>He made them pay a high price, carnage at Pulse Nightclub

>[Verse 6]

>My Raids are ready, offsiters unready
>Preddit is on alert, Huffman is to be blamed
>Explosive doxxes wired, triggered in their boards
>Leaking predditors, Huffman is to be blamed
>Synchronized attack, r/Furry targeted
>A gem in the raid, Preddit is paralyzed
>A determined 'teen in a chuddy account
>To exterminate them, to see Soyjaks Dominate!

>[Outro]

>Their brimstone spam is the only one responsible
>Our vengeance is laudable, we are unstoppable!
>Their brimstone spam is the only one responsible
>Our vengeance is laudable, we are unstoppable!
R: 26 / I: 20
>soydueling isnt a real sport
R: 6 / I: 2

Opinions on motorcycling? I kinda want to get into it.
R: 14 / I: 6
>the nusoi doesnt even know the original soyjak was made by an azusa fan and therefore azusa wabag
R: 16 / I: 8
Why are nusois so mean?
R: 191 / I: 103
itt we watch this
R: 6 / I: 5
can someone giga this
R: 1 / I: 0

Slopjaks?
R: 6 / I: 4
Why is da log so dead today?
R: 11 / I: 6
how's your day been, /fursoy/?
R: 1 / I: 0
itt we watch this
R: 15 / I: 3

/rtl/


It's time to Rate The 'Log!

RTL is no longer being hosted by Math, as he has left the soysphere. MarketPliers is now hosting this very RTL for the foreseeable future.

https://soyjakwiki.org/RTL

You have one hour to vote!
R: 20 / I: 11

/k-on/ - Comfy K-on General

ITT we discuss the greatest piece of fiction ever made

>Where do I watch K-on?

This /a/ thread here:
https://soyjak.st/a/thread/125875.html

>Shouldn't this be on /a/?

Wrong, K-On is IAS
R: 40 / I: 56
ITT we post the entirety of yotsuba&
R: 23 / I: 9
>buying sex toys from the shitty public restroom sex toy vending machine
R: 4 / I: 2
they don't make stuff like this anymore..
R: 15 / I: 7
Having a white listed IP
R: 1 / I: 0

How do you say his name?


R: 16 / I: 6
This is the most animal-like a woman should ever look like objectively. Everything else is furshit
R: 15 / I: 8
why is furniggery allowed
R: 5 / I: 3
>marge
>margerald
>'blox
>'p
>OOYYYYYY DOCTOS
R: 8 / I: 3
I havent been too productive today because i spent it all shitposting and now im sad
R: 7 / I: 1

What is that on xer lip?
R: 82 / I: 31
What are your fetishes
R: 3 / I: 2
this new fortnite season fucking sucks
R: 3 / I: 0
Marge, how could you tell?
R: 91 / I: 31
nu tranny ps1 shooter trailer dropped. thoughts?
R: 4 / I: 3
It was late at night, the log shining bright. From a gemmy thread, a flash of light. It will take a while, to go back to Froot, but somewhere in these eyes, I'm on your side.
R: 35 / I: 14
ITT: Serial Killers and other criminals that probably would've used this site
R: 62 / I: 32

tgeeem thread

this game is pretty good, ngl
R: 20 / I: 4

Ban babyjak adult edits in a sexual context?
YOU WILL KEEP THIS BUMPED
SPAM TO KEEP IT UP
R: 13 / I: 7
i bench 405 i deserve a government mandated foid whom if she doesn't behave i will beat her every day im trans btw
R: 0 / I: 0
What's the deal with fucking zoomers creating 4chan clones that are completely pointless? People used to make legit alt boards like 8 chan and 420chan, but zoomers are creating these absolutely retarded imageboards that are hyper-specific to a single meme. They basically do nothing but post "gems" all day (only from the appropriate meme genealogy) and don't really discuss anything at all. It would be the equivalent of if people on 4chan only posted pictures of Yotsuba and the absolute lowest of the inane greentext that you see on this site, and nothing else.
R: 13 / I: 8

Why is lee goldson made fun of so much?

He is a literal hero trying to prevent ponyggers from using jewish tactics to sneak past mods
R: 18 / I: 5
rate my smw rom hack
R: 16 / I: 8
I ship Nate and Soyniqua
R: 1 / I: 1
Nusois are not any better than long-dead websitecucks and shemmycucks
R: 81 / I: 32

EYE THREAD

Post your eye ITT
R: 6 / I: 3
nu-janny code
R: 2 / I: 0
Nutoss
R: 5 / I: 1
Yesterday, I got permabanned again, for saying some stupid shit about DNB. Jannies thought I was participating hostile off-site communities. In this time, jannies denied my ban appeal for 3 times. I had a panic attack for entire day. I literally couldn't breathe properly, and I couldn't even eat anything. I felt like my heart was set on fire. Tears streamed from my eyes and soaked my face. The depression and anxiety swallow my whole body and I thought my life is over and nothing matters anymore. The emptiness inside me slowly turned into hopelessness, as I couldn't see the point of living anymore. I faced with the worst fate I could ever imagine, and I also considered suicide as well. All I could do was just laying on the bed and crying my eyes out. I cried myself to sleep. 7 p.m. I woke up and was once again faced with a cruel reality. Now it seems like my life is coming to an end. It seemed like my time had come. My limbs were withered and emaciated, and I was now little more than a living corpse. Before I cast off this barely moving body, I sent one last appeal. At that moment, a miracle of my life happened: they accepted my appeal. I sat down, shedding tears of emotion. At that moment, I was reborn. I am saved. I could finally feel that I was still alive. That day, I died once. I came to the gates of hell, but miraculously, I was given a second chance. I was so grateful to be able to use this website again, and I vowed never to fall into the pit of hell again because of such a stupid mistake.
R: 4 / I: 1
>'cuck on the 'log
R: 2 / I: 2
>Never being a real woman. Having no womb, having no ovaries, having no eggs. Being a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
R: 4 / I: 1
ITT post Gigafoids
R: 45 / I: 9
I've been thinking of drawing Anne Frank x Oskar Dirlewagner fanart for a while. Should I do it?
R: 5 / I: 3
>being a 4cuck obsessed bitch
R: 5 / I: 2
Is that hunky folder big huh big nusoi? Yeah? wanna open your hunky folder and whip out all your hunkies huh? Do it then, obey daddy and spread your hunky all over the place do it now…. for daddy. 😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
R: 70 / I: 33
Gigabros…
R: 1 / I: 1
why so dead, nusois?
R: 1 / I: 0
>tfw you get banned (jailed) for posting brimstone (sharing cp)
R: 2 / I: 0
Is there a way to delete replies of yours after they've existed for over a minute?
R: 4 / I: 3
>p'
>'p
R: 37 / I: 9
I just got an e-mail from them because I ordered 20-30 pizzas with pineapple to that pooner we 'xoed

Thank God it's not a personal e-mail
R: 5 / I: 1
What's the deal with fucking zoomers creating 4chan clones that are completely pointless? People used to make legit alt boards like 8 chan and 420chan, but zoomers are creating these absolutely retarded imageboards that are hyper-specific to a single meme. They basically do nothing but post "gems" all day (only from the appropriate meme genealogy) and don't really discuss anything at all. It would be the equivalent of if people on 4chan only posted pictures of Yotsuba and the absolute lowest of the inane greentext that you see on this site, and nothing else.
R: 1 / I: 1
ITT we post anime SISAs
R: 6 / I: 0

SOY NASHEED GENERAL

ITT we contemplate powerful soy nasheeds
R: 32 / I: 7
Any femboy HISAs on this site I’m a hung white man
R: 20 / I: 7
>this is the average skin color of the nusoitrannynigger
No words
R: 13 / I: 3

how do (you) view brick rigs as a potential psrt of sharty culture?
R: 1 / I: 0
Kill all jew kill all nigger and kill all fagots im white
R: 2 / I: 1

biggie smalls lost song leak


I'm only leaking it to sharty because I can't post to 4chan. I came into his estate and I got this casette tpae.
R: 2 / I: 1
Hi
R: 1 / I: 1
Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP bots.
R: 7 / I: 4
>Oh I'm a Jartycuck, a troony goony Jartycuck
R: 4 / I: 0

/tea/ - Tea general

Let's enjoy a nice conversation about tea
R: 111 / I: 44
R/DDLC RAID THREAD PART 2
>a website detailing every pedo in their 'cord server
https://ddlc.kloske.xyz/

Try to get their 'cord and reddits mass reported so they get taken down, and mine these pedos for gegs
https://www.reddit.com/r/DDLC/

Their 'cord is just r/ddlc

https://youtu.be/veuZnXCB1Js
a video

>but why doe

because they're pedophiles and encourage 13 year old girls to show them their feet and nudes and operate freely on the internet

>1st picrel

Odin Kalsnes, one of the main admins of the server that openly claims to be a pedophile. Also known as koke

<2nd picrel

potential next target, all socials linked

last thread, we also doxxed a nigga called stuart who lived at 1196 W Makiya Cir South Jordan, UT 84095
R: 1 / I: 0
This is a thread that you are making a conversation here.
R: 1 / I: 1
What's the deal with fucking zoomers creating 4chan clones that are completely pointless? People used to make legit alt boards like 8 chan and 420chan, but zoomers are creating these absolutely retarded imageboards that are hyper-specific to a single meme. They basically do nothing but post "gems" all day (only from the appropriate meme genealogy) and don't really discuss anything at all. It would be the equivalent of if people on 4chan only posted pictures of Yotsuba and the absolute lowest of the inane greentext that you see on this site, and nothing else.
R: 2 / I: 1
>nawww bruh fruit love island is ai slop for doubleplusgoycattlereno (new epic slang i heard from the everything app i was itching to use im so hip and cool im circumsized btw, how could you tell?)
R: 0 / I: 0
ts so aryan
R: 4 / I: 0
son im crine
R: 8 / I: 4
>using soyjak.st as a dating website
R: 8 / I: 3
itt we post fat nigger furry
R: 5 / I: 2
Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP bots.
R: 3 / I: 3
What's the deal with fucking zoomers creating 4chan clones that are completely pointless? People used to make legit alt boards like 8 chan and 420chan, but zoomers are creating these absolutely retarded imageboards that are hyper-specific to a single meme. They basically do nothing but post "gems" all day (only from the appropriate meme genealogy) and don't really discuss anything at all. It would be the equivalent of if people on 4chan only posted pictures of Yotsuba and the absolute lowest of the inane greentext that you see on this site, and nothing else.
R: 85 / I: 39
>totally stops moderating soy, only removes illegal images
>turns soy into /qa/
>embraces 4cuck culture of shitting on new users
>blames everything on da nusois
>jannies never check q, the meta board
>embraces HTSM
>threads sexualising child mymy allowed (a 16yo character depicted even younger than that)
>every thread gets derailed
>wiki jannies are unironic furfags, thread pointing this out gets derailed into oblivion
>wordfilters flailtroll to boogeyman
>wordfilters jarte to long dead website
>dispite the admins larping as frogs whos website died 6 months before the jrty
>adds a bunch of wordfilters to derail threads like filtering 'party to you probably know what im taking about
>nojak nameroll to force FPE and derail random threads
>autosages threads talking about splinters even if they arent linked
>limade masturbates to MLP
>mustard masturbates to babyjak
>demotes mod for refusing to approve babyjak porn
>makes the booru into a forum for some fucking reason
>new forum booru is full of unironic furries and weebs and faggots
>you need to make an account to see edgy images on the booru,
>shadowbanning via getting banned automatically redirecting you to the booru
>uses the irc like discord, irc basically is discord at this point


"why is everyone complaining and not making oc?"
R: 19 / I: 8
itt we watch this gemmy
R: 0 / I: 0

Mi first woahjak I commissioned on shitter

R: 62 / I: 23
I fucked a blak woman and I think I'll end up marrying her should I kill myself
R: 3 / I: 1
GEG
I REPLIED to a 4cuck thread and said i was using a vpn and the tranny jannies nuked THE WHOLE TREAD. Also btw 4cuck has some sort of fucking plantir ip grabber services that scan your shit so really avoid using that shithole cause mossad might just come knocking on your door.
https://www.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1rarxng/4chan_as_of_this_morning_please_unblock_spurus/
R: 21 / I: 6
My parents own 'p (4 year old me bathing in a small ass bathub), should I report them to the feds and get them hanged by a lynch mob?
R: 2 / I: 0
>come to me twilight. let me groom you into becoming a pooner. uh… i meant help you becoming a unicorn
<aww sheet mayne
R: 19 / I: 9
https://www.deviantart.com/enforcer223v69420
>clearly lurks the sharty
>deviantart autist
>likes bunny maloney
>drew mpreg fetish art
R: 0 / I: 0
Yesterday, I got permabanned again, for saying some stupid shit about DNB. Jannies thought I was participating hostile off-site communities. In this time, jannies denied my ban appeal for 3 times. I had a panic attack for entire day. I literally couldn't breathe properly, and I couldn't even eat anything. I felt like my heart was set on fire. Tears streamed from my eyes and soaked my face. The depression and anxiety swallow my whole body and I thought my life is over and nothing matters anymore. The emptiness inside me slowly turned into hopelessness, as I couldn't see the point of living anymore. I faced with the worst fate I could ever imagine, and I also considered suicide as well. All I could do was just laying on the bed and crying my eyes out. I cried myself to sleep. 7 p.m. I woke up and was once again faced with a cruel reality. Now it seems like my life is coming to an end. It seemed like my time had come. My limbs were withered and emaciated, and I was now little more than a living corpse. Before I cast off this barely moving body, I sent one last appeal. At that moment, a miracle of my life happened: they accepted my appeal. I sat down, shedding tears of emotion. At that moment, I was reborn. I am saved. I could finally feel that I was still alive. That day, I died once. I came to the gates of hell, but miraculously, I was given a second chance. I was so grateful to be able to use this website again, and I vowed never to fall into the pit of hell again because of such a stupid mistake.
R: 10 / I: 1
>
R: 5 / I: 0
should i make a game where you play with hunky as the MC? should i make the nophono the first character to dialogue with?
give me /soy/ game ideas please
R: 15 / I: 3
this nigger neglevin transheart pedophiles and repost shit without making any new toss
R: 1 / I: 1
>erm sweetheart we hate pedou- BABYJAK PORN ON THE 'LOG? AWESOME, UPVOTED!
R: 5 / I: 4

i love metawhining

You niggers don't like anything. i believe no one on this site has a personality outside of soyspeak and buzzwords. Im genuinely cringing everytime i see the ai generated videos yall make. (except the funny gigas)
im pretty sure you're all bots well atleast a majority of you.
No one engages with anything, or quotes with a relevant jak.
We should shut /soy/ and /pol/ down but leave the other ones up. soy and pol always will be worse than niggerhell, its just plain boring.
Every board has a purpose besides this one. Genuinely shut this board down. Its fucking dead.
R: 6 / I: 1

Clamstaples is coming and it is coming

Clamstaples is coming and it is coming. Clamstaples is coming and it is coming. Clamstaples is coming and it is coming. Clamstaples is coming and it is coming. Clamstaples is coming and it is coming. Clamstaples is coming and it is coming. Clamstaples is coming and it is coming. Clamstaples is coming and it is coming. though
R: 27 / I: 9
Hey jannies, never approve this image if you're faggots that love 'p!
R: 2 / I: 0
When I saw my brother be born in the hospital he was fully naked and I saw it
Am I a peedough?
R: 241 / I: 57
I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait.
R: 10 / I: 5
>*cough* NIGGA THIS SHIT NUTS
R: 1 / I: 0
marge why do niggers worship shoes that much?
R: 9 / I: 4

made a shitty imageboard

Basedjak.party

Basedjaks must be in every thread
R: 1 / I: 1
‘jak him o algo
R: 16 / I: 4
I have a physics 3 test in t minus 10 minutes wish me luck
R: 25 / I: 3
Can I still be a 'teen if I racemixed o algo
R: 3 / I: 0
dfn on da ‘log mayne
send this to someone who wants a dfn
R: 40 / I: 10
short men aren't human
R: 5 / I: 0
I found Irl HTSM
R: 0 / I: 0
ts so aryan
R: 9 / I: 5
>K-on threads should be moved to /qa/
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 3 / I: 1
>I'm cis btw I'm cis btw I'm cia btw I'm cis btw I'm cis btw
R: 19 / I: 3
Quote should make it so you need to show proof of your estrogen prescription before being able to post
R: 2 / I: 1

Should Babyjak porn be banned?
R: 21 / I: 9
ITT we geg at stupid ai videos of Anton chigurh running into a building with a tractor
R: 3 / I: 1
Does anyone else feel a spike of unpleasant adrenaline after you see "(You)"?
R: 4 / I: 2
>tranny are you okay?
tranny are you okay? are you okay tranny?
R: 4 / I: 3
>My bull is half jewish. Please don’t do a h*ckin antisemitism here mkay?
R: 2 / I: 0
>that's my purse
>i don't know you
R: 5 / I: 3
Extraordinary extremely rare giga
R: 16 / I: 37

All gigas posted itt will be saved into a Giga booster pack

5 at a time. The packs will be up for sale in the year 2032
R: 1 / I: 0
Collect my 8 pages saar..
R: 11 / I: 10
>Interesting character you posted there, but I must inform you that I have just googled their canon age and they happen to be 17
R: 5 / I: 3
>delicious! dis surströmming is very goot. I eat this every holidaye in Ulvön!
<BLEEEEEEEEERUGGGHHH SWEDE WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE WORST THING I EVER SMELLED! I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN!
R: 2 / I: 1
>We could have had it all foid. We could have sat on the couch and cwuddled while we watched movies together and I could have wrapped my arm around your waste and stared into your eyes. Why? Why did you have to cheat on me?
<Soyak I don't understand the problem? We have bvlls all the time in the bedroom, you've let me get RAILED by other men without you before because of our ethical non-monogamy agreement and my onlyfans account? Why is this different?
>Look at him!
^…
<…
>HE'S WHITE!!!
R: 3 / I: 2
>when the bull celebrates your reddit cake day
R: 11 / I: 7
>soviet russia will take away our mcdonalds if we dont invade I RAN or somthing about mcribs
R: 8 / I: 4
>putting an arrow at the end of every post to protect yourself from a traiso namerape
>
R: 6 / I: 2
where do i find more undertake kris porn? she is my deer wife
R: 16 / I: 3
R: 7 / I: 3
ITT we watch this gem
R: 35 / I: 14

geg is this real

apparently on xitter bfdicoons and the crew of the autist show are fuming and going at it after allegations or evidence was found on the co-creator harassing spergs with an alt-account or something
R: 1 / I: 1
>phoneposting
R: 1 / I: 0
>>15629930(OP)
Geniually what do i do bros
R: 4 / I: 3
>I am so sick of /soy/ dismissing furries, they are based and redpilled, just because some of them are sex pests doesn't mean they can't be cool, they fucking made the internet and shit
R: 15 / I: 4
ITT we post Anglo gems
R: 13 / I: 3
Tuturuuuuuu!
R: 9 / I: 7
>punch nazis in the kirk and then hit the donald trump is a nazi i rape babies btw
R: 4 / I: 2
>i is the prettiest pony on ponycord o algo
>*BRAAAAAP*
<i fucking hate this episode
R: 13 / I: 2
Quote if you actually started using the announcement feature you could save the site
R: 2 / I: 0
can i use a VPN from a registered provider like nordvpn on 4chan without their pass? some people claimed they can without paying anything but i didn't have the luck
R: 5 / I: 1
Any updates on the pooner we sent 'za to 2 days ago?
=I think 4 pizzas were sent geeeeeeg=
R: 16 / I: 3
Why is that sharty slang is funny on the sharty but used anywhere else and it makes the person saying it sound like a groyper
R: 4 / I: 1
>我做了这张照片
你好?
R: 0 / I: 0
>The server took too long to submit your post. Your post was probably still submitted. If it wasn't, we might be experiencing issues right now – please try your post again later. Error information:
R: 6 / I: 1
>current snarky.snappy happenings
R: 8 / I: 5

garment thread

ITT we discuss garments
R: 2 / I: 0
>are you
>Are you
>Brapping your clitty
I forgot how the rest of the song goes
R: 2 / I: 2
>HOLY H*CKING SCIENCE
R: 5 / I: 3
>oneyplays wild woody
R: 29 / I: 5
JSID
R: 1 / I: 0
Would /soy/ smoke this
R: 8 / I: 6
is they cutting ebt
R: 1 / I: 1
i transheart nusois nish tnd and cado so we can have more more more more MORE!!!
WTF NOOOO HECKIN NORMALFAGS STEALING OUR NICHE MEMERINOS SHUT IT DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNNNN
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 20 / I: 6
DON QUIXOTE ON THE 'LOG
R: 9 / I: 5
>'blox
R: 61 / I: 12
Tell me the most interesting fsc taboub yourself
R: 1 / I: 0
holding your pee till your bladder explodes is based and christ pilled or something
R: 2 / I: 0
Geeeg germans use 'postrophes?
R: 4 / I: 3
My trans toddler made this
R: 1 / I: 1
ITT we Lick N A GaPejak
R: 55 / I: 17
conservative cuckolds ban porn but don't ban adultery, sodomy, and premarital sex.

conservative boomers and chudcels are the biggest cuckolds on the planet.
R: 11 / I: 1
john k won btw
R: 7 / I: 2
im a nuswa how do i mass report jewtube and 'tok accounts o algo
R: 2 / I: 1
>Making boundary pushing bait that dodges the rules narrowly to upset people
>Getting mad at said bait and whining to the jannies about it
>The jannies rulecuck it harder
>The site gets more gentrified until it becomes an unironic roblox failtroll playground for tweens
R: 10 / I: 2

piracy thread

argghh post some tv show episodes and movies or something
R: 2 / I: 1
>berried delights
R: 7 / I: 2
is this true?
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 5 / I: 3
>im nas coal!
R: 7 / I: 1
What is the name of this soyjak? Somebody help
I’ve been trying to find it but to no avail
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unity + claude

I want to make a story-driven fps with left4dead-like segmented levels that will be slightly different each playthrough. Is Claude good enough to make an actual working project twith more complex mechanics like roguelite level generation and good enemy AI?
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I luk like dis
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Truncated due to length. Click the link to view the full post.
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I want to become more social, but I don’t really have any places to meet people my own age. What are some hobbies that aren’t too niche?
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I'm genuinely not even being ironic or hyperbolic or whatever when I say me too. Recently there was like a two month period where I crushed on Diane Foxington from "The Bad Guys" (I'm 22 btw). But she helped me quit porn so I guess it's not all bad. Just sad to know I'll never have the relationship I want with a cute fox girl.
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>im so happy charlie kirk died
>i can't wait for trump to die
>im really glad this person who was mean to me once died brutally
do amerisharts really just fantasize about people they dislike dying? what causes this? is it the corn syrup coca cola lego mcdonalds?
>inb4 geg this shitskin is still seething im trans btw
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>anti baby porn nusois LOST pedos WON
>not liking child porn is brown coded and HTSM

>Booru ABDL MAP trans rights is non-negotiable!

>do not MESS with us pedophiles, we kill pedophobe nazis around here. We WILL ban you for spamming on the spam board if you show any sign of pedophobia. >Let's face it, pedophiles rule the world anyway, we are the master race.
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Did you know Swede claims to have made this well known variant of the grug meme?
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Ok seriously what is the origin of cryboy?? In 2024 I was the one who found out it dated back to 2018, its first appearance being a /v/ where the filed was named "received_190178001829334". This implies it was taken from…facebook messanger? Can someone add this mystery to mysteries of the sharty page
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testing
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>…o algo
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What are your fetishes?
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I'm genuinely not even being ironic or hyperbolic or whatever when I say me too. Recently there was like a two month period where I crushed on Diane Foxington from "The Bad Guys" (I'm 22 btw). But she helped me quit porn so I guess it's not all bad. Just sad to know I'll never have the relationship I want with a cute fox girl.
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nu'toss
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ITT: we play a 2019 io game called drednot io (dredark or deep space airship (nobaldi calls that))

Marge?
A free multiplayer ship construction and combat game. Build a flying battleship with your friends and conquer the skies!

Snca, snca, SUPERSAGE!
seethe seethe tranny, if you don't care, ignore it

Remember, you need to kill 30 bots (the flying circles or objects, whatever you wanna call it) or wait certain amount of time to chat. Also read the ship's MOTD
Controls:
WASD: even long-dead websitecucks know that
Space: Jump
Shift drag item: split item
Q: drop
Right click: more usage on the object
R: More options with the tool you're using (like changing mode of handheld pusher or configuring a block's shape or machine)

Invite:
https://drednot.io/invite/_YgFQRmRf9E0Msih98XeKoUN
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https://soyjakwiki.org/User:MarketPliers
>one of operation NNN's doxers draws suggestive furry art
OHNONONONONONONO JSID
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This website destroyed my brain
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>When I saw "banned horror game" I didn't exactly expect it to be, like, good? Like holy shit, the line "I hope you get to live the rest of your life as a human" is so fucking chilling, even with the several degrees of separation I heard it behind.
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Does anyone know what the daily jak on the 'ki is based on? I am very confident this is not an original work
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>*ding* *ding* *ding*
what did he mean by this?
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your appearance(s)
>
<Integrity check failed.
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toss
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Nostalgia thread

I wanna nostalgiafag, post images from old soyculture and /qa/culture
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>i won’t let your people go because i just won’t ok?
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ITT we will be documenting all sentient names
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ITT we LARP as the Nazi Party (WWII period). All non-aryans especially jews will be sent to concentration camps and we will destroy all media that is anti-Germanic and anti-patriotic.

1488 SIEG HEIL HEIL HITLER

TEACH YOUR PEOPLE TO HEIL HITLER

ANYONE WHO DOESN'T FOLLOW NAZI GERMANY RULES WILL BE PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR RULE 15 AND SENT TO THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS
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Youtube Q/A

Hello Everybody my name is Markiplier!
After taking a break from youtube to make my awesome movie "Iron Lunge" now available on blue-ray i decided to hit up random imageboards and weird recommended communities that strive from X or Reddit. Ask me Anything and I will respond in the upcoming Video.
Thank you
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Tranny

Can we make fun of this retard, he attends East Carolina University if someone wants to email.hes also a xitter artist and a furfag link https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxpRDFgaSdf_YKWsbYaj_B5hf-AxzsKBI0?lc=UgySJK3_S9vGgQAh4jZ4AaABAg
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Classic euro hours

>No raids

>Spam
>'P
>Coaly log

Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when AmeriGODS wake up
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>timely media approvals
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We are gigaraider flies we are raiding /soy/ we will drop spam bombs be aware but don't be a square
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Can you guys rape this account I found on chitchat? This nigger REALLY wants my money and I don't want to give it to him
green in picrel is the nigger, pink is me.
Xis email is Papajose707@gmail.com o algo asi
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You know the episode Season 11 Episode 5 of the Simpsons? Well, there is a darker history behind it

They thought the episode was gonna an iconic and renembered. I was working at the merchandising team when they came up with a great idea: Real life tomacco plants. We imediatly began on working on them. Now we had a very advanced gardener working on the project, he told us that he could do it.
When he made the first prototdype problems ensed, one of my men tried the tomacco, he acted fine until his eyes got red and started assaulted the guy next to him, he stabbed into his skull with his nails and ripped it in two. Then a tentacle came from his mouth and it suck to the brain as he sucked it dry. Before he could do anything else he was shot by John (he always has a shotgun with him). But the man wasn't dead, he stood up again and John shot him again. Now he was finally dead. Matt Groening started chanting satanic words, John shot him as well. Then another guy decided to eat from the tomacco plant himself in disbelief. Then he started having a seazure, John shot him. It did not work, a giat worm crawled out of his mouth and shot laser beams from his eyes. Everybody took cover but the worm shot the cover and kiled everyone but me and John. John started running at the worm and jumped into it's mouth. Then he shot inside of it's body and the worm exploded. John was dead (RIP), I got out as I could.

to this day the showrunners dont aknowledge this
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Hello my name is tyrno shaniqua and I love yt bois
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Why is this /co/fag so respected in jakking culture?
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my back hurts
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long-dead websitechad here, most "long-dead websitecucks" are just soycucks who are larping as us. At its peak there were only 1-2k long-dead websitescholars. These people have incredible powers and can see things normals can't. You need to treat us with respect or else bad things will happen!!!
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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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When the oldGODS lost the war, the 'sphere was supposed to end. Yet there the log was, still bathed in bright vantawhite gemlight. Seeing all of this, especially in an ordinary sharty setting with everypony on the site, life continuing on as before was truly puzzling. No matter how long I live, that 22nd of August with that intense vantawhite glow in the ameriGOD threads, untouched by that pivotal moment, will live in my memory forever.
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TRVTHNVKE though
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>tranime
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I AM NOTICING

>Jarty shuts down
>Jartycuck culture integrates into the Sharty
<Shemmy shuts down
<Shemmycuck culture integrates into the Sharty
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Can we support Spenser Elden (the kid on the cover of Nevermind) so we can have more influence on banning everything 'p-concent even the "most harmless"?
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I've got a crippling headache from caffeine withdrawal
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Is this true
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He won
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>forcing sneed
>forcing bane
>forcing baskin roberts
<forcing fpe
<forcing tranime
<forcing troonhoe
^
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>Kill yourself obsesseed asshole bigot
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>Hey, Aloha, how it is everybody, I'm Barracuda Barry from Ranuka Radio in the always stunning and sunny Brixurei Isles. Weatherman tells us it's going to be another beautiful day in paradise: dazzling blue skies, white puffy clouds, and maybe a brief shower or two.
>Today I hope you got some time to stick around because I've got some GREEEAT music for you. We're going to get started with a song that's all about the beautiful Brixureian beachsides. So kick back, crank up the volume, and get to your favorite cruise position. Imagine some warm waves and a light tropical breeze with our pelagos of Brixurei's finest!
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Okay so I decided to do research on what this "Soyjak Party" nonsense is all about.

From what I gathered it's a Neo-Nazi doomsday cult of paranoid 12 year olds who use a weird anonymous website called "4 Chan" or something who have some sort of odd secret language and communicate with people with the intent to make them feel "lesser" or "worse" using flawed inaccurate ideologies to justify some sort of endgame they call "TDF" or something like that? I don't know what kind of strange gibberish they're speaking but ultimately that's just kind of a breakdown of who these odd delinquents seem to be.

To know you're spotting one, look out for signs like what language they use, if they have troll face profile pictures, or profile pictures of these "wojak" things that look like pale human caricatures drawn in, presumably, MSPaint. Block them on sight, give them no attention. Ignore at all costs and starve them out. Give them no quarter in your ignorance until they have nothing left. It's that easy.

On a list ranking all of my enemies, rivals, and opposing factions I've faced, these glorified playground bullies land in the F Tier since they're no threat, just street-level, villain-of-the-week trash at the end of the day.

So to summarize, see someone speaking in no known language made of shouting and screeching noises by someone with an edited troll face profile picture? Block. Report. Leave them with no feul to the fire.

Thank you for reading, have a nice day.
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Is this tranime hekin based and christpilled?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haibane_Renmei
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gem
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Educational 'jaks

This soyak comic from the ancient times of 2022 has helped me. Post some educational 'jaks.
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>Apologies for the hour of downtime, the site got dropped by the host. It's totally not like we can't run the site properly and are using the CIA and NSA (Palantir) money to fund our wives and Tyrone's expensive dinner and the new Nintendo Switch 2™ and all the new games so we have something to do while we get cucked!
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>YOU WILL FUCKING BLEE-
*SCHLOOORP*
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The dailyjak wont load for me but i know i made it.
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i like how soybooru reports work you can actually get a response if your report gets ignored when can they bring something like that to the sharty
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Cyberstan is not a valid state. Take your supermeds
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I can’t tell when posts were made anymore. Now there’s timestamps and dates and it’s all much more

Confusing. Why was it changed?
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>He is a fan of Fallout
<Fat Nigger retarded consumer amerimutt detected
its true
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I have a phobia for furries pls stop posting them
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ITT we watch A24 slowburn jumpsacare-free spin tingling kino MGE horror stories
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2reDXORkUOleeRJ9DjaTNAaqW0O-cAeq&si=x5nSquN3KZc-Eklq
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Kill Me Baby! won!
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what the actual fuck

i only just realised i can kind of control the size of my pupils
im guessing theres some kind of muscle in my eye that allows me to do that because thats what it feels like
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Where do varaints go after they're no longer used
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67 reppys and >>>/plier/ is unlocked
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>YOU WILL KILL, DISMEMBER, MAIM EVERY SINGLE HELLDIVER, SUPER EARTH WILL BURN. DO (YOU) UNDERSTAND?
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Was Nautica Malone innocent?
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troons have announced a game where you can kill hecking natzees
https://x.com/halftonegaming/status/2036070320558211481
>yesssss another game to kill the chuddies!!!!!
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dead pepe baby
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>going on public cords and ask why so many underage girls are here
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If this thread gets a thrembillion reppies quote has to add /neutral/ where only neutralpliers can be posted
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Petition to rename MTV to MTF
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Listening to someone eat makes me nauseous
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why do soicucks keep posting an 8 year old dead meme and why do they have an autistic meltdown whenever somebody tries to innovate or post something else? isnt that 4cuck oldfag wannabe behavior?
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this website has the humor of a 5 year old
penis = funny
l
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More ias than vlodson btw
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Quote should leak all of the nusois personal information so then they can't get jobs because they do racisms and sexisms all day
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 141 / I: 40

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

Style: