Fanfiction AO3 Masterlist
Not that I have many fics, but I do intend to add to this list. I think it will be nice to keep them together.
Epic: The Musical Fanfics
Abraham DeLacy, Giuseppe Casey
A oneshot set in the HiSH universe, in which Eurylochus's host thinks about all the bad that happened in this house.. but also, how much more they like this home with Eurylochus in it.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64535524
Holding You
Odysseus tries to figure out how to get Telemachus to sleep through the night, without holding the baby in his arms. He can't risk having the baby in the bed and rolling over on him! Followed by Odysseus missing how much he used to hold his little baby boy.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64185535
We'll Be Fine
Odysseus is having a hard time finishing his plates, now that he is back home and people keep expecting him to eat his regular portions. Luckily, Telemachus doesn't mind helping his father out
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64920835
I rly like it when the team is like HARDISON. We need you to forge an old piece of art/document/etc.
And Hardison is like you are MISUSING my TALENTS. You are DISREGARDING the fact that I am an INTERNET MAN and my skills lay in HACKING. You DARE to ask ME to do something as MUNDANE as perfectly construct an 18th century diary, complete with all of the writing inside of it, in TWO DAYS. That is BENEATH ME and also I dont think I can DO IT and you people are RIDICULOUS and why am I even WORKING with people who dont APRECIATE me and ABUSE me so. This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE.
And then the team is like so u'll have it done by wednesday and Hardison goes yea lol of course it sounds fun
I think the fact that he had to generate substandard forgeries as part of the Panamanian Monkey Job killed him a little.
wait, Derin how did your leaving make the hospital shut down?
I used to work as a live-in nanny for a pediatrician.
Now, the thing about hospitals in my country is that they are massively understaffed and massively underfunded. This is especially true outside the major cities. The staff are worked to the bone and receive little to no help in things like finding accommodation or childcare, making working in rural areas a very uninviting prospect; staff come out here, get lumped with the work of three people (because there's nobody else to do it), burn out under the workload and leave, meaning that those remaining have even more work because that person is gone. It's unsustainable and the medical staff are doing their best to sustain it, because people die if they don't, so to the higher-ups it looks like everything's getting done and therefore everything is fine.
My friend (and boss) worked one week on, one week off, swapping out with another pediatrician. This was necessary because it would not be physically possible for one person to handle the workload for longer periods of time. The one single pediatrician had to hold up the entire pediatrics ward, which was not only the only public hospital pediatrics ward in our town, but also the one that served all the towns around us for a few hours' drive in all directions. I regularly saw her go to work sick, aching, tired, or with a debilitating 'I can barely make words or see' level migraine, because if she took a day off, twenty children didn't get healthcare that day, and some of these kids' appointments were scheduled weeks in advance. She'd work long hours in the day and then be called in a couple of times overnight for an hour or two at a time (she was on-call at night too, because somebody had to be), and then go in the next day. Sometimes she would be forced to take a day off because she physically could not stay awake for longer than a few minutes at a time, meaning she couldn't drive to work.
Cue my niece's second birthday coming up in Melbourne. I'd been working for her for about 3 years, and she (and the hospital) had plenty of advance warning that I (and therefore she) needed one (1) Friday off. That's fine, we'll find someone to work that Friday, the hospital said. Right up until the last week where they're like "oh, we can't find a replacement; you can come in, can't you?"
No, she tells them; I don't have anyone to watch my kid that day.
Oh, surely you can hire a babysitter for this one day, they say. Think of the children! We really really need you to work that day. I know we said it'd be fine but we need you now, there's no one else to do it.
There are no other babysitters, she told them. Unless you can find one?
That's not our responsibility, they said.
But I'm not changing my plans, she's got plans by now as well, the hospital knew about this one day weeks in advance, and with absolutely no reserve staff they're forced to reschedule all pediatrics appointments for that Friday. Not a huge deal, it happens on the 'physically too overworked to get out of bed' days too. I go to Melbourne, she goes back to her home in Adelaide for her recovery week, all should be on track.
This was way back in the first wave of the pandemic, and there were no Covid vaccines yet. The rules were isolate, mask up, hope. I had Covid in the house, and it would've been madness for my friend and her toddler to come back into the Covid house instead of staying in Adelaide. There was absolutely no way that a pediatrician could live with someone in quarantine due to Covid and go to work in the hospital with sick children every day. And no support existed for finding another babysitter, or temporary accommodation, so the hospital was down a pediatrician.
The other pediatrician wasn't available to do a three-week stint. They were also trapped in Adelaide on their well-earned week off.
Meaning that the only major pediatrics ward within a several-hour radius had no pediatricians. They had to shut down and send all urgent cases to Adelaide for the week. To the complete absence of surprise of any of the doctors or nurses; of course this would happen, this was bound to happen, it presumably keeps happening. But probably to the surprise of the higher-ups. After all, the hospital was doing fine, right? Of course all the staff were complaining of overwork and a lack of resources in every meeting, but they could always be fobbed off with the promise of more help sometime in the future; the work was mostly getting done, so the issue couldn't be too urgent.
It's not like some nanny who doesn't even work for the hospital could go out of town for a weekend for the first time in three years, and get the only public pediatrics ward in the area shut down for a week.
This saga does also illustrate something I learned about in library school, which is: when management starts reducing your staffing (or other resources) to the point that it jeopardizes your ability to function, make visible cuts.
Don't stretch yourselves to the breaking point to keep doing as much as possible, and don't cut corners where customers/clients/patients/patrons won't notice. Say out loud, "Due to low funding/staffing, we can no longer do X," where X is something visible but not mission-critical.
In the library world, this is usually a small reduction in hours: we lose an employee position, we stop being open on Sundays, or we close an hour earlier every day. (And we put up signs saying exactly why, and to whom patrons can complain.)
If you say "this isn't enough resources/we're understaffed/we can't go on like this," but then you continue to go on like this? You've just proved that you can indeed go on like this.
Of course, not everyone is in a position where you can make decisions like this--reducing hours, or suspending a particular service; the reason we learn this in library school is that we usually have a clear bright line between operational management and funding. However, you can still ask. Management says, "For now this store is going to have to get by with 6 employees instead of 7," you say, "Okay; what are we going to stop doing, to make that work?"
And if the answer is, "Nothing," you just...let the problems happen. Someone gets sick, and they really need you to come on your day off? Sorry, but you made plans that you can't break (even if those plans are "lay in bed and eat ice cream"). But they can't open the store if you don't come in? Sounds like the store isn't going to be open. Hopefully we'll be able to get up to full staffing before this problem comes up again!
In the story above, the COVID quarantine situation was, of course, unpredictable, but if management had taken the lesson any of the times when appointments had to be cancelled because a doctor called off due to physical exhaustion, perhaps they would have had some options when both of their pediatricians were unavailable due to a global health emergency; who can say?
It can feel like sort of a dick move--to your immediate boss, your coworkers, your patrons/customers/clients/patients/whoever--to say no when it isn't technically absolutely impossible to say yes. But the doctor and the nanny in this story were both right to stick to their guns about this one well-planned and anticipated day off, and the rest was just a cascade of failure that ultimately stems from the decision to intentionally understaff the hospital, and to ignore warning signs of an impending staffing crisis.
And remember, "we can't find people to hire" almost always means "we're not offering a high enough paycheck".
so prev you almost certainly know because of your job but did you hear the uk is pulling our funding from the global pandemic taskforce literally AS we are having the covid enquiry?
putting just one of these jokes in the tags instead of main reblog is a bold choice but all three?! get peer reviewed about it!
On the first day, God whipped out that phone and said "let there be light," and there was light
a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal
happy 1st bday to... this.
I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday
spaghettioverdose-deactivated20
Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!
Ever Given Week, 22 March to 29 March (observed)
22 March - Ever Given Eve. Many celebrate by completing some small task they’ve been putting off, symbolically clearing blockages in their own lives.
23 March - Blockage Day! The main celebration. The exchanging of memes.
24 to 28 March - Hilarity ensues. Memes continue to circulate. The best are saved for next year’s observances.
29 March - Clearance Day. Festivities wind down. A more solemn occasion.
Happy 5th birthday to this
one of my fave recent historical events!!!
strangepetscomicbooksbatRebloggedluxiomaharielFollowa trans man talking about the fact that he has a uterus and needs access to reproductive healthcare is not him saying that he is a woman. why the fuck are yall acting like having a uterus = being a woman. deeply transphobic fucking behavior.femalenaturewell it is saying “he’s” female. hmm maybe we should have a word that refers to adult human females for literally no other purpose than identification….strangepetscomicbooksbatPutting the correct pronouns in scare quotes is all I need to know about you. #like#calling people by the right pronouns isn’t even hard#you can’t even#respect a fictional trans man#?#do you not hear your own words?471,3295,359
strangepetscomicbooksbatRebloggedchaumas-deactivated20240115Followfunniest part of Lolita fashion discourse to me is the idea that children dress like that. when was the last time you saw a child wearing a lace up corset and a petticoat and are you a vampire. elf-kid2I have never seen a living child draw like that. I have occasionally seen *porcelain dolls* dressed in such a way, but children and children's toys are very different categories. 5108281
strangepetscomicbooksbatReblogged mysticsoulgirlnattousanFollowok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birdsI wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lineset voilaand that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)nattousanand now, the birdsBirds 1 and 2/14: Red Winged Blackbird, Male and female, Agelaius phoeniceusnattousanBird 3/14, American Robin, Turdus migratoriusnattousanhoo boy, ok *out of breath*GIVE IT UP FOR BIRD NUMBUH 5, THE CANADIAN GOOSE, Branta canadensis!!!!this guy took me about 4 days to completely finish, all of those freakingk coverts were a bear to rendernattousanspeaking of obnoxious coverts:bird 6/14, Bluejay, Cyanocitta cristatathe friggin stripes almost got me chat, i may not make it19116,12824,358
strangepetscomicbooksbatRebloggedrederiswritesFollowJust in case you need to hear this, bedtime is not for looking at news. It's not time to watch videos about what's going on; it's not time to catch up or "stay informed". Your job at bedtime is to relax and clear your head and sleep, so that you can be rested and tackle another day tomorrow. That's your only responsibility at bedtime. That's how you serve the world best. At bedtime, relaxing and going the fuck to sleep is praxis.aetherograph"but just laying there doing NOTHING is boring what am I supposed to DO?"Have you considered the good and wholesome hobby of masturbation?the-haiku-botHave you consideredthe good and wholesome hobbyof masturbation?Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.3612,62018,805
strangepetscomicbooksbatReblogged narwhalsarefallingpocket-deer-bellyFollowcan not overstate that the reason hand-tailored items were so common 100 years ago is because every family had a dedicated home tailor called a "wife" who did 100% of the domestic labor do NOT romanticize a pre-readymade clothing life unless you're willing to go to bat for every individual having a secondary part time job as a tailorpocket-deer-bellyit's correct to observe that clothing quality has gone on a downward trend and it's correct to say that clothing was higher quality before the advent of ready-made clothing, you're right to criticize ready-made fast fashion clothing but ready-made or modernity themselves are not the issue.the problem with the wastefulness of the modern fashion industry will always be capitalist imperialism, the demand for people in the imperial core to have luxury trendy goods for abysmal prices at the cost of dehumanizing labor conditions, and the fatphobia that perpetuates a lack of size inclusivity. having perfectly tailored and constantly adjusted clothing is a luxury that was maintained through a slave labor force picking all our cotton and relegating 50% of the population to feminized domestic labor. you do not have the god-given right to be fashionable at all cost.marzipanandminutiaeOhhhh boy okayClothing history researcher weighing in here. Because this isn't completely wrong, but it's also not completely rightI want to first emphasize that I am NOT saying that clothing systems of the past that resulted in most people having custom fit clothing didn't rely on unfair labor practices. Because they absolutely did, from enslaved clothing producers at some times and places to dressmakers and tailors either being underpaid and overwork themselves OR relying on the underpaid labor of pieceworkers doing the actual physical sewing, often for a very long hours with inadequate lighting that destroyed their eyesight. That is 100% a real thing that really happened in these times and I would never try to erase itThat being saidThe reason everyone had custom-made clothing for large spans of western European and colonial and post colonial North American history from the 17th to the early 20th centuries, which is what people are usually talking about when they say things like this, was because there was an industry around professionals doing that workDressmaking was a job. Tailoring was a job. Both of these things were often, though not always, different from being a seamstress or another person who did the physical act of sewing but notably not the custom cutting and fitting. That physical sewing was where you often tended to get the worst labor practices, though again not always, and where housewives frequently came into play. Some dressmakers and tailors catering to middle and working class clientele- because they had to have clothing too -offered services whereby they would cut out and fit the garments, and then someone in the household (usually the women, unsurprisingly) would it sew them together. Most housewives did not know how to make fitted clothing for adults at that time- you do see the rise of home tailoring and dressmaking to some degree around the turn of the 20th century, but that's also around the time you start to see ready-made clothing becoming more and more available. So even then, there wasn't really a shift to a model where most clothing was being made at home for all steps of the processTo the best of my knowledge, barring individual exceptions i.e. "well, my grandmother made all of their clothing!", there has never been a time within that span of years and those geographical areas where the majority of housewives were making custom fitted adult clothing from start to finishWhy does this difference matter? I think because the fundamental notion that the only way everyone can have custom-made clothing is to rely on unfair and/or coerced labor practices is flawed. Because, as with any industry, it could have been made more fair to the workers! People could have been paid better and had more rights! The unfairness was not a function of the custom cutting and fitting, any more than unfair labor practices in, say, a lightbulb factory are a function of the existence of electric light. Yeah, you could say that that wouldn't happen without the demand for electric light, but it doesn't mean electricity is inherently bad Also, what I tend to see when talking about this kind of thing online is less "romanticizing" and more "historians answering the question everyone is asking, of why our clothing doesn't fit right anymore." to which the answer is indeed "standardized sizing"was it a perfect system? Absolutely not. Like I said at the beginning, it very much relied on unfair labor practices the way we still do todayBut it's important to understand what it was and wasn't, HOW those unfair labor practices came into play, and to acknowledge that yes, that shift in how our clothing is made did lead to some of the problems we now have with it(also, I feel like there's a fascinating conversation to be had about the politics of home clothing production especially in that changeover period a custom-made model to a ready-made model. Because many home dressmaking guides from the late 19th/early 20th century frame it as a sort of liberation from the necessity of consulting a dressmaker rather than an additional workload- but of course, those were aimed at urban and suburban women of the middle class. Women who could have the time to make their own clothing because they were outsourcing some, though probably not all, other domestic tasks to at least one servant. So, while there definitely were times and places throughout history when making clothing was a tiresome part of household obligations, there were also much more recent times when it was something you required a degree of, at minimum, free-time-related privilege to actually do)(also also, I'm not going to lie, coming at this with the energy of "you should not want clothing to fit better because sometimes in the past, when clothing did fit better, there were unfair labor systems in play" is very strange to me. Like those two things are not inherently, inexorably linked)14,1687,593
strangepetscomicbooksbatReblogged narwhalsarefallingthelatecaptainpierceFollowhappy it's spring, sir!1114,71518,042
strangepetscomicbooksbatRebloggedquietwingsintheskyFollowdid i tell you guys i failed at being sexually harassed at work today?quietwingsintheskyokay so, guy at work, who i find out afterwards is famous at this place for being a sex pest, comes up and starts with what i also learn is his favorite opener to conversations where he’s going to be a sex pest, namely: “Do you know where the term ‘blow job’ comes from?”and here he made his first fatal error. his moment of hubristic sex pesting. because of course i know where the term blow job comes from, i love learning about sex and the history of sexual terms! i know so much about oral sex that i could write a book on it! Keep reading21012,49620,531
strangepetscomicbooksbatReblogged tachvintlogiccheeseanonioncrispsFollowMetahuman with super healing powers whose entire job is that once a week they go to a nearby hospital and are put into a medically induced coma for 24 hours while all their organs and blood are harvested, and kept there until they've healed up again.They get paid a small stipend by the Heroes Council for this, and they live off that. No crime fighting, no obvious heroics, and they only took a Super Identity because it's technically hero's council policy. Nobody's ever seen them in a cape.Every so often the Heroes council will release an official report to the public, and there'll be another bunch of news articles wondering how some unknown super calling themselves 'Meat Factory' somehow consistently holds the record for most lives saved across the city.cheeseanonioncrispsIt is essential to my vision that they are not at all sanctimonious about this.Like, they regularly act like they're getting away with something. They joke about how they get to earn money in their sleep. They show up to their hospital visits in deliberately ridiculous disguises, on the excuse that they need to 'protect their identity'. Part of their employment contract is that they get served the same post-operation vanilla ice cream that they normally hand out on the childrens' ward. Also a sticker. Their overnight bag is covered in stickers.msfbgravesDo you guys remember that Tumblr post about young people and "walking things off"... only you don't, you did sustain an injury, and even healing quick doesn't mean that repeatedly sustained injuries don't harm you...? Yeah in that light, this is horrific, because that guy's gonna crash, and will end up on dialysis because guess what, one time the kidneys just didn't grow back. And all they got for it was ice cream and a small stipend. And he now only has half his lung capacity. And I am guessing no health insurance because "he doesn't need it." Imagine being the one nurse that is trying to tell him this, and being silenced because someone is paying very good money for access to this program. And think of the children. And he did sign the waver. Mr. Luthor has a lot of reach. Do you want them to continue trafficking people for their organs? Shut up then. And sometimes there's not even a donor match. This guy has a very specific genetic make-up, after all. But they did use him to get funding for alternatives to classic organ donations re-directed. A small stipend. The thought. He'd be a test case for so many human rights violations. Please tell me their medical ethics board is second to none! 7610,68316,453
strangepetscomicbooksbatReblogged witless-winion1gaytanic-panicFollowwinter-rabbit-2This is what that one post was taking about. You can be as offended as possible about the language used, or you can look at the actual intent behind the words. This man grew up in a time when trans people used that word for themselves. He probably hung out with a few often enough and just absorbed the language. He was very much using it in a positive context. The barista he’s referring too is probably the only one that makes his favorite drink just right. This is why Queer elders get so annoyed with the younger members of the community. Too focused on policing the terms people use while there are far bigger problems we are all dealing with. dancinbutterfly#this is all true#baby gays PLEASE learn that the words you scream at people online for are still in active use AMONG OUR COMMUNITY IN REAL LIFE#there are trans people who refer to themselves as trannies & transssexuals. there are lesbians who call themselves bulldykes. gay men who#call ourselves faggots. and it's done not in a self-effacing way but in honest joy and reclamation and it is NOT your place as#self-appointed keyboard warriors to bitch at us to stop. YOU'RE the new ones here. learn the culture if you want to survive.#and make the fucking effort to go meet queer people older than 20 in meatspace for FUCK'S sake#i get that you didn't get the trial by fire that the rest of us got but we'll be goddamned if we're gonna let you tell us we're not allowed#to be in OUR spaces smelling like smoke#old man yells at cloud#queerdom#trans matters#twitter dot com#blog together queue aloneThis. I'm 30something and new(a year and change) to my transition and you can pry tranny from my cold dead hands. I'm also a gay man and you can pull faggot out of my clenched teeth. I stood on the outside for decades like an orphan in the rain but I never stopped fighting the good fight as an "ally" and now I'm inside I will say and do whatever I fucking want forever because those words feel right on me. It's fun and it's sexy and its mine and just fuck all the way off. I didn't walk alone through the dark for 25 years to get here to be told by angry children with anxiety what I am not allowed to do. sunderwightThis is part of what "kill the cop in your head" means, btw.Stop looking for Rules to follow or punish people for not following, pay the most attention to actions, intentions, and consequences.the-haiku-botThis is part of what“kill the cop in your head” means,btw.Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.16,27527,844
strangepetscomicbooksbatReblogged undercoverangellphotomattFollowTumblr Advisor BoardI think it could be cool to put together a board of the top Tumblristas in the world, that could see previews of what's coming up and advise on strategic direction. Who should be on it?madseanceI am going to get this out of my system upfront so that I can explain everything that's wrong with this idea in a clearheaded way: This is a bad idea, it feels incredibly gross, and it reinforces my impression that you do not understand this website at all. It is indescribably frustrating and infuriating. It makes me want to vomit, and that's even before I get to "Tumblrista".Now then.A key takeaway from the massive amount of almost universally negative feedback to the reblog change should have been: Tumblr users do not, as a rule, care about clout. We do not want quantified "credit" for how good our addition to a post is, and we don't want influencers who are anointed as more important than everyone else because they are popular. That's not what we do here; it's never been what we do here. If we wanted that, we could get it from ANY other social media. The fact that we're here instead makes it pretty clear that clout is not important to us, and in fact is actively repulsive to us. Anointing particular Tumblr users as "top Tumblristas" and putting them on an "advisory board" that gets special access to new features and the opportunity to give feedback on them would constitute the exact type of hierarchy we despise.Furthermore: When a corporate entity proposes an "advisory board of power users", what they're actually doing is trying to pre-empt wider user pushback against executive decisions, by creating the illusion of user buy-in while using social pressure to enforce decisions that have already been made. The actual reasoning behind selecting "top" users is because they are popular, which suggests they have influence over other users. The idea is, rather than convincing the community as a whole, you convince a smaller subset of influential people, and then they convince everyone else. Again, this depends on a kind of hierarchy and clout-based "influencer" system that we don't have and don't want.As for the "top users" board themselves: By choosing someone and telling them "you're a Top User and you get to be on the special committee and have special privileges," you are giving them something (supposedly) desirable: social status, (the appearance of) influence and power, etc. And you can take it away. That means now you have power over them. If they don't want to lose their special status, they will avoid displeasing you. Which means they are less likely to give you significant pushback, and they are more willing to pressure others to go along with what you want to do. That makes them incredibly useful to corporate, but completely undermines their supposed role as a voice for the community. We see this already with influencers on every other platform, who become de facto spokespeople for corporations and brands and stop meaningfully criticizing them out of fear of losing the access that is critical to their status.I'm not saying all this because I think it's news to the CEO of a tech company. I think you know all of that perfectly well already. I'm saying it because I think you assume we don't know it, and because some people might not. But I have played this game before and I know how it goes. It never benefits the community. It is always a way to control the community.You do not need an advisory board to get feedback about site changes. The community is demonstrably perfectly able and willing to speak for themselves individually. If you really want to know what everyone thinks, you have to ask everyone, not a handpicked group of influencers who are under pressure to play along.68716,20413,815
strangepetscomicbooksbatReblogged tachvintlogicphantomrose96FollowConcept I've been stewing on for a while here. I've got a name for it now and I'm calling it the Shot Dog Factor. It's a numerical value, assignable to any internet post, which represents the average number of engagements it needs to reach before someone comes along acting like this post shot their dog. And for the sake of High Number = More Danger, which feels like the intuitive and sensible read, let's call it the inverse. As in the chance that any given interaction results in a Shot Dog response."Hee hee haa haa" type of silly shitpost? Low Shot Dog Factor. Largely safe. A genuine political opinion? Critically high Shot Dog Factor. Guaranteed to elicit such a response if it breaks containment. As a result of this phenomenon, you see phrasings and circumventions added specifically to lower the Shot Dog factor. Every "now I know this doesn't apply to EVERYONE'S specific situation, but I just think--" about something where the non-specificity was obvious, but OP needed to add that disclaimer to avoid the Shot Dog from someone who thinks it needs to apply to them. And another--perhaps the most--critical thing to understand about the Shot Dog factor is that 0 is not a valid value. There's a discontinuation at 0. And as such, the Shot Dog limit, as engagement goes to infinity is, in fact, 100%. Any and every post you have ever made, given enough containment breaching, WILL piss someone off in wild ways. You can lower the Shot Dog factor but it is never 0. Sometimes when a post of yours escapes containment, you must simply sit back and accept this reality. phantomrose96#op the fact that you called it this. has skyrocketed the shot dog factor for this one astronomically. im so sorry (via @mecharose)Thank you yeah no that was part of the visionALTwhumpster-fireHow dare you accuse us of shooting dogs4910,20412,544
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strangepetscomicbooksbatReblogged flying-potato2the-zenith-callsFollowMy favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share. Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??Legolas please gain a sense of urgency knives-in-the-dishwaterIt's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??""I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."taavicleric"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."419,65717,831
strangepetscomicbooksbatReblogged tachvintlogicsevdalinkasFollowwhen I say “Let me ask my husband”, one (or both) of these things is taking place:1. I am in a loving, happy relationship where we value and respect each other’s opinion2. I am using this as an excuse to get out of something I don’t want to do (sorry habibi)what is not happening here: I am being oppressedoatmonger3. Brother I Have No Idea What Is Happening Let Me Consult My Trusted AdvisorocdwafflesOne day I shall be that trusted advisor"My liege you cannot attend that gathering, you have promised that evening to rituals of appeasement" (you promised you would rest and take some time just for yourself)"My liege, there are worrying rumors about their trust and capability" (Last time they tried to plan something, it fell apart and you had to plan it last minute)"My liege, you MUST attend to maintain diplomatic standing!" (You haven't seen your friends in a month and are saying you miss them every day, SAY YOU WILL GO)sevdalinkasYou know, I made this post with a very specific context (how people see me, a married muslim lady in a hijab, and automatically assume I’m oppressed) but all these additions are absolutely sending me and the notes are delightful so by all means, please continue 27,71036,425
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strangepetscomicbooksbatReblogged narwhalsarefallingdurnesque-esqueFollowI BEG y'all to READ THIS BOOK before seeing the movie or any of their UNBELIEVABLY BAD trailers! Or if you cannot read the book / listen to the audio book before seeing the movie, try to avoid the trailers! I cannot believe how badly the movie team is fumbling this situation. They could have had an incredible word of mouth movie experience if they just let people go into the film with the same information that the protagonist begins with. ALL you need to know is that he is alone on a spaceship trying to save the world and doesn't know why or what from. That's it. In the book, he doesn't even know his own name!!!!If it's already been spoiled for you, I am so sorry. If it hasn't been, give yourself the delight of this experience. Avoid trailers and interviews - I cannot believe how much of the plot they are discussing openly before it's even out! I love this book so much, possibly more than its predecesor, "The Martian." Andy Weir managed a mystery in space and his narration allows the reader to uncover it alongside the protagonist, an honestly delightful experience! Even the audiobook narrator, Ray Porter, recorded the book WITHOUT READING IT FIRST! So his suprise mimics the protagonist's surprise! What a wonderful way to approach the recording! (And frankly an incredible feat of VO). To the team at Amazon marketing, shame on you. You've ruined this yourselves. I hope this movie still does well, but it could have been incredible if you had trusted the premise of the novel. If you had allowed the audience to go in like the protagonist and let the mystery unfold. By giving it away, you have tripped yourselves up at the finish line. Here's hoping you still made a good movie behind this absolute failure of marketing. Movie is out March 20th! 898227
strangepetscomicbooksbatReblogged boopjuiceflurgehblaFollowCool how they can just terminate your account without any notice or explanation and then completely refuse to look at your appeals, these are all automated replies, and don't even include the ones from my other email adress.flurgehblaDo reblog this btw, idk if people realize that staff is simply just not gonna read your appeals unless you have a large following calling attention to your terminationcartoonboingsfxhey @staff what's this? 105,1174,521
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strangepetscomicbooksbatReblogged rockdoveridgesunderwightFollowAn actual textiles history enthusiast and crafter gets isekai'd into one of those fictional fantasy universes where every female lead harrumphs about sewing and wants to learn swordsmanship instead, and proceeds to exploit the slapdash setting and magic systems as well as their knowledge of all things material to dominate the world.tk-duveraunweave spells and ritual circles in the clothmake fibers from magical materialsthe possibilities are endless. even if it's not a xianxia transmigration the transmigrator can know about and invent qiankun pouches sunderwightturns out that the fantasy world has chests that can be spelled with hugely expanded storage capabilities, but they're expensive because the only way to anchor the magic is to use mithril which is heavy and rarebut it also turns out that you don't need that much mithril so long as you don't make the opening too big, and use other things like enchanted thread to bolster the effects. a draw string opening with three or four mithril buttons on it will suffice!anyway now that this side project is complete, our over-powered hero can use their findings to move on to their next fixation: ship sails + wind magicbisexualbakerLol fiber arts mage using their findingssunderwightIf the magic is at all sigil or array based, they could probably embroider and bedazzle the right patterns into anything cloth-based and just do things like, create zero fuel indoor lighting or waterproofing or warming or etc that lasts as long as the material does.Keeps illuminated by their tapestries. Fantasy heated blankets. Butchering or autopsy tables that keep whatever is on them preserved. Etc etc.5493956
strangepetscomicbooksbatRebloggedsolargeistFollowI talk a lot abt like babies, families, and pregnancy even, that I feel like I should clarify that I’m pro-Choice #let omegas have abortions 6174
strangepetscomicbooksbatReblogged doodles-and-teacupstuna-jsgrossFollowHarvey and the Pelican Town book club!! Definitely nottttt just reading a bunch of cheesy/ scandalous romance novels72471,460
strangepetscomicbooksbatReblogged linguisticparadoxalanaisaliveFollowThe other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange. So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear. Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear. iguanamouthoh shitthroughshadow-to-the-edgeofnightalanaisaliveAs the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.docd666Y'all know what to do Tumblr.2,911392,522281,209
strangepetscomicbooksbatRebloggedbatmanisagatewaydrugFollowand what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance batmanisagatewaydrugsome real miserable fucks in the notes I fear batmanisagatewaydrugI'm not even saying you have to talk to every single person you meet. and you're certainly not going to LIKE all of them. but every person does have a rich interior life and complex feelings and unique worldview. sorry. batmanisagatewaydrughey man how's it going sorry for getting self righteous about uuuuh my belief in the innate wonder of human life and connection I guess batmanisagatewaydrughey man how's it goingbunjywunjywow. made it less than three months inookletthis is truly one of the most tumblr posts i've ever seen. i know chronically online people exist in all corners of the internet but i feel like this is the only place where someone could say something as uncontroversial as "you will find out that people have personalities when you talk to them" and get responses like "oh so you're making the ABLEIST assertion that i should FORCE MYSELF to push past my SOCIAL ANXIETY to talk to BIGOTS????" amazing work, guys35823,11035,675
strangepetscomicbooksbatReblogged cluelesscrumpetevtrainedFollow"Chilchuck would hate Frodo" bullshit, Chilchuck would be super fucking intensely protective of Frodo Baggins.The ring you got for your inheritance turned out to be CURSED? And you VOLUNTEERED to WALK HUNDREDS of MILES to destroy it!? And when you got stabbed by a monster blade, the ELVES TOOK YOU AWAY FOR MONTHS and you THANKED THEM!? No. No, I'm your father now, kid. You're joining a union, I'm negotiating your back pay for that trip. And your ongoing medical treatment, and I'm getting you EXTRA for mental anguish. Oh, the elves are offering to take you to some mysterious continent off in the West as recompense? Let's find out how many of these obscure cuss words they can decipher.holmsisterI agree with this post but also I have just been hit with the startling realisation that Chilchuck is who the dwarves thought they were hiring when they went to pick up Bilbo and now I desperately want to read *that* version of The HobbitelodieunderglassThank you for sending me this @abigail-nicole !!247,26512,920
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strangepetscomicbooksbatReblogged flying-potato2skyscrapersanddandelionskids of color, you’re allowed to get a bitey when a white friend does something racist. literally 0 percent of people of color are obligated to be nice and palatable for white people. holding your tongue in the name of kindness doesn’t really do much in regards to stuff like this because white people are going to see you calling out their own racism as unkind anyways.
white people, if a person of color comes off as aggressive while calling you out for racism, just fucking listen to them. they’re not coming from nowhere, and believe it or not: they know more about racism than you do! shocker, i know. just thickskin it, because it’s really not about you.skyscrapersanddandelionswhite ppl can rb but keep your damn mouths shut9435,60534,880
strangepetscomicbooksbatReblogged societysonlookeryou-need-not-applyFollowBro I just nearly fucking died you-need-not-applyMy throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might you-need-not-applyDude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went “this is gonna make a sick ass tumblr story”xerotriptistis this accurateyou-need-not-applyAbsolutely flawless how did you get these photos? 4215,02120,071
strangepetscomicbooksbatReblogged fibbunnythemainspoonFollowThere's so many horror games about having to try to weed out and deal with inhuman imposters, but I want one where the script is flipped. You are something inhuman, you are an imposter, and if you want to survive you have to blend into a world that is trying to hunt you down and destroy you. You aren't human, but you must masquerade as one and infiltrate their world, or you will die.themainspoonI actually think we need to start inverting more Horror premises/tropes. Like "You have to venture into the scary insane asylum!" VS "You're a patient who was admitted by force to an asylum, and you are very clearly in real danger, but everyone is pretending that you're just deluded, and are essentially leaving you to die because they don't really see you as a person."I feel like there's a lot of Horror tropes built off of the fear of the other, when in reality it's actually often the other who is in danger. Maybe we could start recognising that more.themainspoonInteresting how the first half of the post has picked up popularity while the second part, which perhaps clarifies the idea of the original post, hasn't.It's been interesting to see what media people are recommending based on the first post alone. A lot of recommendations for games/franchises like World of Darkness, Carrion, Kill All Humans, Among Us, etc. It's interesting because these are games that put you into the shoes of the violent other that has to infiltrate, without actually challenging the idea that the other is a threat. They actually parrot the ideas of the other as violent.Funnily enough, the people recommending the comedy game Octodad understand the post much better than most of the people recommending horror media. A few mentions of Am I Nima, which isn't finished yet but does look like it could be what I am describing, so brownie points to the people recommending that. But everyone saying stuff like "This is just being Trans/Autistic/Etc" really gets it, like really really gets it. Horror always communicates the fears and anxieties of the people who create it, this post was basically: "What if instead of communicating the fear of the other, we communicated the fears of the others, which are actually vastly more legitimate than the dominant groups fear of the other. We should recognise that it is overwhelmingly the others who are the ones who actually suffer and die, all for the perceived "saftey" and "comfort" of the dominant group." This idea is about transphobia, it is about ableism, about anti-imigrant rhetoric and white supremacy, about queerphobia, it's about all of it. It is horror from the perspective of minority groups. It is the twisting of a trope built upon reactionary fears and narratives in order to critique them, it is a direct allegory for all those experiences you are describing.Overall, it's just interesting to see who gets it and who doesn't.14614,53319,597
strangepetscomicbooksbatReblogged lyricwritesprosereptiliannastyboyFollowdespite her efforts to evade me, i have finally filmed my cat playing my harpreptiliannastyboyIs a tiny cat playing a harp blasé to you people?? You don't even have time to give her a little like for her recital 🥺?8544,25058,375