December 19, 2025

nataliedecorsair:

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The collection of my Mari Lwyd art through the years

First art is called: “Dude… give me the bottle” (or when you lost a rhyming contest against the supernatural skeletal horse)
Second art is a meme reference x)
Third art is featuring Mari on her day off (hence no rhyming, but she wouldn’t say no to a treat)

Plus other stuff, silly sketches and artworks, like Mari Lwyd in modern times being disappointed that nobody wants to rhyme with her anymore, so she has to buy everything herself (featuring a distant relative of the guy from the first piece, plus a Waterboy mashup).

P.S. - don’t forget about the frogs in some of the arts

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December 19, 2025

aguineapigcouldntdothis:

you might think that ive never experienced the childhood dread of finding out santa wasnt real. however. i had to find out that the guy who hid our chanukkah presents with his super speed powers and would only come by if my brother and i hid well enough wasnt real. not only that, i had to find out that this is something that literally no other jewish person ive ever met does when i thought this was just another chanukkah tradition we all did

December 19, 2025

flowers-but-gay:

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December 19, 2025

throwcatboyaway asked:

https://www.tumblr.com/etrogjam/803039201619836928

Thoughts about this info about the Chabad?

spot-the-antisemitism:

starg2zerlion:

spot-the-antisemitism:

spot-the-antisemitism:

All attempts to discredit chabad are actually attempts to get Jews to stop practicing because for many it the only option. It’s like no one has valid critisism anymore just bigotry

scratch a ‘hey Chabad are heretics cause they think their dead leader is the messiah and have too many kids’ person and a ‘ I crave to culturally genocide every jew’ fucker bleeds

oh and the Bondi synagogue was Chabad so this person is trying to subtly victim blame them by the timing of this post

I’m always right :))))

Hi, person who grew up in a Chabad community here: what the actual fuck. I read through the full post and its just misinformation after misinformation (not that we should have expected anything else, theres a reason the poster is on my blocklist)

Chabad is…a subset of Orthodox Judiasm with an outreach focus. Thats about it really.

Im going to break down some of their points. I will be using mostly circumstantial evidence, which is more academically integral that what evidence they have provided (none).

“Chabad is racist”: racism within the Orthodox community isnt not an issue, but there is nothing in Chabad that I have experienced that gives me any reason to think this problem is any worse there than elsewhere. I will say I have seen the most nonwhite converts and Beta Israel Jews at Chabads, but I recognize my sample size is small on both of those. “This is well documented” is not a source.

“Chabad beleives in Greater Israel” so what does this even mean. Most Chabadniks I have met are not particularly political, especially on the Israel front. Since you know a lot of the whole outreach thing is “lets go to where the Jewish communities are tiny and poorly resourced”, so the issue comes up a lot less, and when it does, less on a political front and more on a sociocultural recognition that the whole area is our homeland and we should be able to have access to all of it because it has our holy sites (which I think is a very reasonable perspecitve to have, from a lot of different angles). On average I would say your average Chabadnik leans slightly less zionist (by most reasonable to apply metrics, as well as the standardly applied unreasonable to apply ones) than your average modox Jew. I will also say Yom Yerushalaim and Yom Haatzmaut were not really celebrated at the Chabad shul I went to. Now, are there some political extremists within the movement? Almost certainly. I dont deny that. But theyre pretty rare in my experience so painting the full community by that brush is dishonest

“Chabad takes over other synagogues” what the fuck are you talking about. The Chabad i grew up at was a block and a half away from a much larger Conservative congregation, which yes had some people pulled from there…for things like more robust high holiday programming and summer camps. That is what we in the business call “bolstering local communal infrastructure” and not “taking over”. The Chabad where my parents live is on the smaller side of the several nearby Orthodox Synagogues and is not growing nor trying to. The Chabad at my uni and the Hillel are across the street from each other and collaborate on everything. This is just nonsense. And if your town only has one Menorah and its Chabad, that isnt evidence of Chabad agents neutralizing all the other groups. Its because either there arent a lot of Jews where you are, so Chabad is the main infrastructure, or they dont feel comfortable displaying their religion, so only the people who love to be loud about their Jewishness (disproportionately Chabad) are doing so.

“Chabad doesnt belive non Jews have souls” so you know how non Jews read the Talmud, take a sentence out of context, and then use it to say why Jews are evil subhumans actually? This is what you are doing.

I have read Tanya. I cant claim to fully understand it, but I have read it. In it, it says that all humans have one or more souls (Nefesh Behamis, or animal soul) with Jews and the righteous among the nation having a Nefesh Elokis as well (divine soul). The Nefesh Behamis is in charge of a lot of things, including stuff like advanced cognition in humans, so it doesnt mean that goyim are dumb animalistic brutes. Now thats not to say the statement isnt “problematic,” but its more complex that the 5 seconds of thought you gave it, and proposed resolutions do exist and are discussed. Not to mention its inclusion in the text is as a STRUCTURAL FRAMEWORK for understanding the human-divine interface, so literally this is discussing sources of divine energy transmission and not like which race is the best race. So Im open to hearing criticism on this part, but actually read and engage with the source material first, which is something that Etrog clearly has not done if they got something as factually wrong as the number of souls non-Jews are said to have and what the implications of that are.

“Chabadniks who beleive the Rebbe was Madhiach are commonplace” so Id estimate Ive met around 100 Chabadniks close enough to get a sense for who they think Mashiach is. I would say if it were commonplace Id have at least met at least one who thinks its the Rebbe, right? I havent. Every single one thinks Mashiach is yet to come. Now I know there are some who do think the Rebbe is Mashiach, but they are a fringe minority, and until you provide an actual source Etrog you dont have any solid ground to claim otherwise. And if that source is billboards in Baltimore or NYC then i have some news for you about people who shout the loudest and how representative they tend to be of the groups they claim to represent

Quoting in full for this one:

“Progressive Jews are taught to protect the Orthodox and are often taught that these Jewish supremacist/borderline un-Jewish beliefs aren’t actually true and are just antisemitic slander (check the comments of this post, or whatever Jumblrite screenshots this)”

now I didnt have the same upbringing as most progressive Jews, so I will not comment on factuality. But man, what a way to avoid having to face criticism! Just say if they disagree they prove my point of how brainwashed everyone but me is! Brilliant manipulation.

“Chabad do outreach bc of their Jewish supremacist beleifs” blatantly false. The reasons Ive heard fall under three general categories: to be a light unto the nations (which means we should be exemplary and proud of who we are and does not say anything about innate superiority), to connect our peers with their culture and religion (nothing to do with the outside world at all), and to bring Mashiach through the spread of chassidut and Jewish observance (the only one that could reasonably be considered problematic, but is still fairly tame, especially when you consider Jewish and more specifically Chabad ideas of Mashiach are NOT the Christian rapture but an entirely different concept which i dont feel like explaining right now but is generally much tamer)

Thats all i feel like doing for now, so now I will conclude with the following (this is mostly me being angry, please do not take it as a well thought out peice of rhetoric):

Etrog, you clearly claim to be quite the authority on Judaism. I mean, the Rabbis all cite sources for where they draw their conclusions from, but you dont need to! Well, if you are so knowledgeable about what is and isnt properly Jewish, I advise you to think of such a basic point of Judaism that it is in the 10 Utterances that Hashem gave to us at Har Sinai. Utterance number nine: Do not bear false testimony against your peer.


PS: again this is not to say Chabad should be free from criticism, just this is one of the worst, most blatantly misinformative, and confidently incorrect criticisms I have seen

thank you so much for the debunk

December 19, 2025

goingrampant:

taraljc:

metazanni:

great-art-and-a-purple-tongue:

sunderwight:

Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she’s bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.

From there it’s not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn’t gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army’s not going to understand.

Shang is… tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.

Ling: Hey man, what’s up— you’ve got boobs?!?!

Mulan: Uh, what boobs? Huh? Where did these come from?

Mushu: *facepalms and thinks quickly* (speaks from the shadows) I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE LAKE! BEWARE MY CURSED WATERS FOR THEY WILL TURN MEN INTO WOMEN!

Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: Oh no! The spirit of the cursed waters!

I love tumblr’s dedication to solving problems in the funniest way possible.

bonus points for the Ranma ½ crossover

Mushu: In Greece, they call me Salmacis!

December 19, 2025

goth-queen:

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December 19, 2025

mummer:

“not unkindly” has to be one of the ultimate adverbs ever. Implies so much

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December 19, 2025

hitboxesonstockimages:

dapperprincess:

hitboxesonstockimages:

Allow me to give you a gift this holiday season. If you’re like, under 30, next time you hear Charlie Brown come up in conversation around someone 40 or older, pipe up and say with a totally straight face, “Who’s Charlie Brown?” Then watch your older coworker or whoever get yugioh mind crushed before your very eyes instantly. Happy Holidays.

whats yugioh?

Listen, you

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December 19, 2025

alucardsinep:

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actually posting this for seasons greasons

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December 19, 2025

bobemajses:

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Amuletic headdress worn by Jewish women of Greece and Turkey while pregnant. It has the names of the 3 angels that captured Lilith embroidered onto it. From Smyrna, Ottoman Empire, 19th century

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December 19, 2025

endreal:

porcelain-rob0t:

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i know this is themed after the taylor swift but there is something so deeply funny about getting a cutesy wootsy beaded bracelet at claires that says “tortured”. who else is being tortured in this claires⁉️ if you’re being tortured in claires make some noise ‼️💯

you’ve heard of panic! at the disco, not get ready for Wilhelm scream! at the mall shop

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December 19, 2025

animentality:

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December 19, 2025

jewish-rock:

happy chanukah night 4! we’re finally on the green candles :)

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December 19, 2025

wizardpostsdotorg:

in order to catch a break you have to think like a break

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December 19, 2025

janmisali:

hey, tumblr user anonymous here, just so you know one of your friends wants to blow up the moon so you should probably cut her out of your life and stop supporting her. yes obviously there’s evidence for this, we have screenshots where she says “a lot of people think that I want to blow up the moon but that’s not true”, so basically she’s completely mask-off about it. so yeah if you don’t stop associating with her I’ll have no choice but to assume that you too want to blow up the moon and I’ll have to inform everyone else you associate with so they know how dangerous you are. thanks!

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December 19, 2025

rstabbert:

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Rob Reiner was a passionate and active supporter of gay rights, especially marriage equality, famously co-founding the American Foundation for Equal Rights (AFER) (AFER) to challenge California’s Proposition 8 and fund the legal battle that led to nationwide marriage equality, viewing it as a core civil rights issue akin to interracial marriage and desegregation. He believed courts should protect these rights, not voters, and consistently advocated for full LGBTQ+ equality, seeing it as a fundamental human right.

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December 19, 2025
sexy-people-contests-2026:
“neurospicy-official:
“magic-owl:
“violetwolfraven:
“syntactition:
“godsperm:
“bisexual-nightwing:
“ bisexualhennessy:
“ foxyclock:
“ orgyporgy:
“ shittymoviedetails:
“Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone
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The movie...

sexy-people-contests-2026:

neurospicy-official:

magic-owl:

violetwolfraven:

syntactition:

godsperm:

bisexual-nightwing:

bisexualhennessy:

foxyclock:

orgyporgy:

shittymoviedetails:

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs

home alone is just die hard for kids

He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too

Kevin knew that ACAB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didn’t have to walk into them. They could’ve left and robbed an easier house, but didn’t because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallisters’ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.

Skdhsjdhsk okay Home Alone discourse? xD I recognize this is a joke but I’m jumping into the shark pit regardless because I just love this movie and wanna talk about it so HERE GOES

Lol so yeah actually the phone line argument is a bit confusing because yeah the phones are down at first, but they obviously were fixed at some point since his family tried to call him from the airport in Paris or later on he wouldn’t be able to order pizzas or call the cops from his house at the end of the whole attempted robbery night, so there IS the question of why Kevin’s family doesn’t keep trying to call him daily.

HOWEVER, as people have already mentioned, Kevin thinks he’s a criminal due to stealing a toothbrush and has already been chased by a cop, he’s not gonna contact the police about the robbers.

Calling the police about his family leaving him? He’s not gonna do that because he doesn’t KNOW they’re in Paris, Kevin believes he magically wished his family out of existence the night before they left after they were all right dicks to him. He doesn’t know they have the power to come back, that’s why he asks Santa to return them later on, what use is telling the cops who (in his eyes) will probably blame him for it?

Also ppl be criticizing him for the booby traps like this isn’t the THIRD time Kevin’s had to chase these guys off his property? First he tried to fake a house party, they still came back, he tried to fake a MURDER, they spied on him and declared they were coming back again. Kevin’s given them two nonviolent chances to leave his house alone, they’re the grown men deciding they’re gonna come back and rob a house they KNOW has an eight year old in it. They announce their presence by knocking and taunting that they know he’s alone and “helpless” in there and that they’re coming in anyway, what their original plans for dealing with him were, we don’t know. After they spring his first traps, their plan switches from robbing the house to specifically harming Kevin in revenge.

These guys are trespassing on Kevin’s property AGAIN after multiple warnings, and they’ve announced themselves with a declaration of intent to harm him, he can’t call the police or they’ll discover he vanished his family and committed toothbrush crimes, Kevin needed to defend himself and he had FULL RIGHT to do so however he saw fit (which all proved entirely necessary seeing as literally nothing he threw at these men actually stopped them from trying to hurt him, they kept coming until his neighbor saved him)

Respect Kevin 2kforever 😤😤😤

@hellsite-hall-of-fame where you at

I told my grandma about this one

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December 19, 2025

princeofbadassery:

directactionforhope:

voidsentprinces:

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Delighted to be able to source this.

“Microsoft has cut its sales targets for its agentic AI software after struggling to find buyers interested in using it. In some cases, targets have been slashed by up to 50%, suggesting Microsoft overestimated the potential of its new AI tools. Indeed, compared with ChatGPT and Google’s Gemini, Copilot is falling behind, raising concerns about Microsoft’s substantial AI investment.

Microsoft was an early investor in many of the latest AI companies. It ended up with a serious stake in OpenAI and benefited from early access to its models, creating Bing Chat and Copilot when Google, Meta, and Anthropic were just getting started. But now its momentum has stalled, and like everyone else, it’s not making much money from its AI products. That’s because no one is buying them, and that is because very few people actually find them useful, The Information reports.”

-via Extreme Tech, December 10, 2025

Pretty sure the only reason Gemini is used en masse is because most people don’t know how to get rid of it, and it gets a prompt every time you type in a google search.

Google’s just inflating their numbers by opting everyone in who’s not tech-savvy enough to work around it and then going: “Look, everyone is using it!”

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December 19, 2025

hannahlockillustration:

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Patreon print for this month! Join here.

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December 19, 2025

tsulasgi:

tsulasgi:

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ᏥᏔᎦ ᏔᎷᏣ - tsitag taluja - Jee-tahg Tah-loo-jah - Chicken Basket

Cherokee double wall basket (purse)

Recently I have been down to nothing with reeds, mostly leftovers from other projects and due to tariffs and other factors I’ve been having to wait longer to get supplies. I should have a restocking in a few days and in the meantime I played “reed chicken”, most of the inside is plain flat reed while the outside was spent on what dyed reed I have that fit.

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Full sun!

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December 19, 2025

michaelnordeman:

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Euraisn Red Squirrel/ekorre. Värmland, Sweden (November 27, 2022).

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December 19, 2025

medievaljournalist:

0600 hours today an armored train bound for the north pole carrying over 1000 tons of coal and toy components was seized by grinch insurgents, who demolished the tracks and hauled the cargo into the arctic wastes using captured reindeer sleds

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December 19, 2025

food-polls:

Make some challah

Yeast

Sugar

Eggs

Flour

Water

Cooking oil

Kosher salt

Sesame seeds

Poppy seeds

See Results

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December 19, 2025

demdelis:

Trump posted this without knowing Nick Reiner was under arrest. He posted it assuming one of his fans murdered Rob Reiner. So if you want to know how Trump will react if fans start murdering his enemies, now you know. He'll celebrate and blame the victims. pic.twitter.com/QePhQ2saIK  — Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) December 15, 2025ALT
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December 19, 2025

ashengem:

bonzibuddyofficial:

bonzibuddyofficial:

I always love how Jeff Goldblum is considered this icon that radiates sex appeal. I love the sexualization of non European features. I love the sexualization of Jewish features.

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I disagree. Here’s some 80’s Goldblum’s.

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And some 70’s Goldblum’s:

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These are excellent arguments. I’m persuaded.

Jeff goldblum has always been hot.

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December 19, 2025

estera-shirin:

Hanukkah Menorah, Kerala, India, 19th or 20th century CE

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December 19, 2025

estera-shirin:

Hanukkah menorah, Rome, Italy, 17th century CE

A bronze Sephardic-style Hanukkah menorah depicting five cherubic angels and a shield above nine oil wells.ALT

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December 19, 2025

estera-shirin:

Hanukkah Menorah, Jerusalem, Palestine/Eretz Israel, 1930s CE

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According to the museum: “Souvenir Hanukkah lamp from the Jerusalem shop of Moroccan-Israeli silversmith, Shlomo Ohana, located in the Ein Yaakov market of the Meah Shearim neighborhood. The lamp features a north African architectural structure, two "stars of David,” and Hebrew inscriptions הנרות הללו קודש הם (left: “these lights are holy”) and נס גדול היה פה (right: “a great miracle happened here”).“

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December 19, 2025

oldfangirl81:

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And the Hanukah Sharks are finished. Closest I could find to a Hanukah Jeff the Land Shark.

Pattern on Etsy

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December 19, 2025

mariacallous:

During these days, Hanukkah candles are being lit to mark the beginning of the holiday, which carries especially profound meaning in times of war. A light that does not fade even in darkness. Faith that helps endure. The unity of people who support one another when it is hardest.… pic.twitter.com/tBIj4MzknD  — Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський (@ZelenskyyUa) December 14, 2025ALT
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December 19, 2025

thecoparoom:

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Frying up some latkes,

Fun-In-Learning about Chanukah, 1972

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December 19, 2025

nochametzallowed:

jewish-rock:

happy chanukah from the dorm/fire-safe test tube menorah!

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not technically kosher because they are not candles and do not stay lit independently for at least 30 minutes, but i’m not allowed to have open flames.

the candles are glass vials coated with uv paint. i “charge” them by leaving them under a uv light strip, and they glow for several minutes afterwards. (the longer i charge, the brighter/longer they glow).

the frame is wood cut on a laser cutter, but i could theoretically use a real menorah with a little bit of wax/putty to stick them in.

i have blue, green, and yellow candles. the yellow are the brightest by a lot! there’s a reason most glow-in-the-dark things are that specific yellow-green i guess.

i could make more colors if i wanted, i’d just need to find uv paint or resin to do it with.

THIS IS INCREDIBLY COOL!!!!!!

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December 19, 2025

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December 19, 2025

json-derulo:

“lost my train of thought” doesn’t even begin to cover it. it’s like fucking deutsche bahn up there

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December 19, 2025

crippled-peeper:

crippled-peeper:

crippled-peeper:

kids these days don’t know how lethal stagnant water is

If you’re exploring an abandoned building and find stagnant water your next sentence should be either “I am equipping my respirator” or “I am leaving”

It’s the 19th anniversary of Katrina and therefore also the 19th anniversary of me and my family getting Katrina cough

Mold spores and airborne bacteria and algae are not a joke. They kill people. Don’t play in them

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December 19, 2025

is-the-rabbit-playing:

missnoodliness:

My happy flying marshmallow. Watching him enjoy his life is my favorite pastime. 💕

Is this rabbit playing? Yes :)

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December 19, 2025

yoshifawful64:

is-the-rabbit-playing:

chamomile-and-cotton:

Chamomile vs. Christmas

Is this rabbit playing? No, but nothing bad is going on.

This rabbit is annoyed at and trying to get rid of the Christmas-decoration. 

Single-handedly waging the War on Christmas

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December 19, 2025

snoopyoftheday:

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snoopy of the day

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December 19, 2025

spiced-wine-fic:

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December 19, 2025

ellipsus-writes:

If you haven’t heard, the em dash has been getting a lot of attention lately…

Because it was trained on pirated work—including freely accessible online writing (like fanfic, academic texts)—ChatGPT picked up patterns and quirks native to human writing.

Including (sigh) the em dash.

There are other victims here (RIP tapestry and delve 🫠), but the appropriation of the em dash—a punctuation mark beloved by writers everywhere—feels especially personal.

A kind of low-grade panic is ensuing. Writers who once memed their own em dash overuse—the greatest punctuation mark ever to grace the control-freak’s lexicon, frankly—are suddenly backing away to avoid accusations.

No. More. We have centuries of dash-abusing writers behind us. We will not sit quietly while AI repurposes our beloved stilted aside—or the just-one-more clarification the sentence demands—or the dramatic pause your comma could never—etc.

You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you.

Defend the em dash.

(Feel free to download/share/stick it where it matters!)

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December 19, 2025

gliklofhameln:

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Ketubah by Chaim Gross (American, b. Austria, 1904-1991), New York, United States, c. 1970. Screenprint on paper.

The decoration of this marriage contract includes stylised animal and floral motifs in vibrant colours. Unlike traditional ketubot, Gross’s text and decoration overlap in various places. The artist inscribed the city, New York, a part of a date in the text; however, the ketubah was never used.

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December 19, 2025

Anonymous asked: imagine thinking you can just call people a slur

dragon-in-a-fez:

trainthief:

Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name

I don’t have context for this and I hope I never get any

December 19, 2025

yellbug:

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modesty

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December 19, 2025

Thank you to my mother for 1) interpreting any negative emotion I expressed as a teenager as “anger” and 2) interpreting any expression of “ anger” I expressed in her presence as a personal attack against her specifically, even when said expression was *explicitly* stated to not being targeted at her. I now cannot express negative emotion without feeling anxiety and guilt!

It may not be the most fucked up complex a parent has ever given their child, but that doesn’t make it not fucked up!

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Filed under: moms anger 
December 19, 2025

folio-sprout:

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Happy 5th Night! Right about now I tend to feel like Hanukkah is going by too fast. I’m trying to slow down and enjoy the moment. May everyone celebrating have a wonderful and light-filled night. 💛💙

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December 19, 2025

zmpl:

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Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

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December 19, 2025

kentucky-fried-thea:

kentucky-fried-thea:

you don’t have to attach yourself to every cause. if you dont know what’s going on with something, don’t pretend you do. you don’t have to fight every battle

“I listened to five non-jews explain zionism to me once. I think i know what im talking about, zio-nazi”

- some of you, evidently

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December 19, 2025

starlight-shadowbanned:

starlight-shadowbanned:

The parents of ten-year-old Matilda Britvan, who was killed in the Bondi Beach attack, at the candlelighting for the third night of Chanukah at Bondi Pavilion.

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December 19, 2025

pargolettasworld:

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Happy Shabbanukkah! Menorahsaurus loves having a pair of candle buddies, and the butternut squash/mushroom/chestnut casserole from the JC really is a delightful winter dinner.

December 19, 2025

the-meaning-iz-42:

Here is a list of the gofundmes for the victims of the Bondi terrorist attack:

For helping the general families affected by the tragedy as well as Ahmed Al Ahmed

For supporting Ahmed Al Ahmed and his family to support him through his recovery.

For the family of Rabbi Eli Schlanger who left behind a wife and his 5 children including a 2 month old infant. Donating here will help the family with day to day living costs, childcare expenses and financial security

For the family of Matilda, the 10 year old girl who was shot.

For the partner of Dan Elkayam to help with financial difficulties.

For the family of Alex Kleytman, the holocaust survivor who was killed.

For the recovery of Jack Hibbert.

For the family of Sofia and Boris Gurman.

For the spouse of Boris Tetleroyd to help with financial difficulties.

To help Leibel (currently in critical condition) with his recovery.

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December 19, 2025

mariacallous:

During these days, Hanukkah candles are being lit to mark the beginning of the holiday, which carries especially profound meaning in times of war. A light that does not fade even in darkness. Faith that helps endure. The unity of people who support one another when it is hardest.… pic.twitter.com/tBIj4MzknD  — Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський (@ZelenskyyUa) December 14, 2025ALT
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December 19, 2025

meangirlnurse:

remember when this website developed an elaborate conspiracy theory that BBC sherlock was going to have a secret extra episode where the leads (again, of BBC Sherlock) were revealed to be in a gay relationship

and if you were like “i think this might not be true, actually,” they’d tell you that you clearly just hated LGBT children

December 19, 2025

dylchillvill:

hi folks its hannukah. in the spirit of the season and of Judah “the Sledgehammer” Maccabee, , if I find you drawing jewish characters celebrating Christmas, I will be taking a sledgehammer to your maccaknees.

December 19, 2025

starlight-shadowbanned:

they accuse us of being “international jews” and draw pictures of us as an octopus encircling the whole world in its tentacles. they say aipac runs america because jews run the world. another day another conspiracy theory about the international jew.

what it actually means? the real international jew? it means that when they attack us in australia or england or france or america or tunisia or israel or dagestan… we feel it as if they attacked our community. because it is our own community.

yes i am an international jew. i mourn jews on the other side of the world like they’re my own because they are my own. and if god forbid something happened to me, i know the jews on the other side of the world would mourn me in return.

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December 19, 2025

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Social media platform that gives you a single aggregate count of all interactions with each post and offers no mechanism to break it down further or find out what those interactions were. Likes? Shares? Quotes? Formal complaints? Fuck you – your posts don’t get to “do numbers”. You get to do number, singular.

Social media platform where the sole reported engagement metric is the number of people on desktop who hovered their mouse pointer over the “like” button, then thought better of it.

December 19, 2025

prokopetz:

New Steam trading card just popped into my inventory and:

A screenshot of a Steam trading card depicting a character staring at something off-panel with a bug-eyed, tooth-gritted expression. The caption reads "Surprised by a Gawk".ALT

I’m not gonna lie, “surprised” is not the emotion I’d intuitively read here.

December 19, 2025

prokopetz:

kuiien:

prokopetz:

Twelve essential dungeon-crawling fantasy monsters:

  1. Big and dumb
  2. Small but there’s lots of them
  3. Tentacles don’t go there
  4. Evil horse
  5. The author’s been reading Wikipedia articles about mushrooms
  6. Eye
  7. Child you’re allowed to punch
  8. Dude that looks like another dude
  9. Hostile architecture
  10. Allegory for capitalism
  11. Uncomfortable implications
  12. Steve

Number 5 could just be “author’s been reading Wikipedia article”

No, the monster writeup where the author has clearly been Wiki diving specifically about mushrooms is genuinely a recurring pattern in fantasy tabletop RPGs. In fact, it even pre-dates Wikipedia; to pose a relatively early example, consider this entry from the Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2nd Edition Monstrous Manual (1993) for “Fungus”:

The first page of the writeup for "Fungus" from the Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2nd Edition Monstrous Manual. It begins:  "Fungi are simple plants that lack chlorophyll, true stems, roots, and leaves. Fungi are incapable of photosynthesis and live as parasites or saprophytes."  It continues in this vein for roughly a dozen paragraphs, outlining the various types of fungus, discussing their habitats, ecology, and reproductive cycles, and briefly touching on their culinary and medicinal applications before finally moving on to discuss fungal monsters which player characters can actually fight.ALT

(Comprehensive online encyclopedias weren’t really a thing yet in 1993 – they probably transcribed this shit by hand from an actual, printed encyclopedia!)

December 19, 2025

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Today’s aesthetic: movies which are explicitly about the alienation of labour in the Marxist sense, but which go out of their way to frame it as a phenomenon which is unique to cubicle-farm office jobs.

#the matrix falls victim this even (via @cannibal-pentecost)

Not to the extent we’re discussing here, I don’t think – what I’m gesturing at isn’t just any movie where an office worker is depicted as experiencing alienation of labour. Obviously office workers can experience alienation of labour; if your critique of depictions like this is to insist it’s exclusively a blue-collar phenomenon, you’re committing the same misunderstanding of what alienation of labour is from the opposite direction.

Rather, I’m gesturing toward films which make a thesis out of the idea that only white collar workers experience alienation of labour. Consider, for example, the protagonist’s relationship with his construction worker neighbour throughout the film Office Space (1999), and what exactly his fate in the film’s ending is implying.

December 19, 2025

tir-far-thoinn-expora asked:

Does the 'cultists trying to summon a god' trope, so often encountered in D&D & similar media, originate in The Call of Cthulhu?

If so, is it fair to criticise it as a racist understanding of indigenous religious practices as it is in tCoC?

prokopetz:

There’s definitely a fair chunk of Lovecraft in the trope’s modern incarnation, but it’s a lot older than that. The image of the sinister cultist who pretends to be a respectable citizen by day, then puts on funny robes and gathers in dark basements by night to sacrifice kidnapped children and summon their blasphemous elder gods ultimately stems from medieval Catholic paranoia about crypto-Judaism – that is, Jewish folks who’d pretend to convert to Christianity, but continue practising Judaism in secret. That’s actually what the whole Inquisition thing was about; rooting out heretics and witches was more of a side gig. The Dungeons & Dragons style cultist is, at its core, a fossilised Antisemitic caricature that no longer obviously reads as such because the entire cultural context which originated it is defunct.

Sadly, when it comes to older tropes of anti-Judaism, they have a tendency to come back suddenly and unpredictably

December 19, 2025

ooppo:

ooppo:

the-infinite-casmos:

ooppo:

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything “sus” I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn’t even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because “she’s never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them.” I don’t think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

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THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op

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Ohhhh yeah

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December 19, 2025

27thfirefly:

nurse: doctor… the patient is flatlining… we dont have nearly enough yuri to sustain them!

doctor: tch… i guess theres no choice…!!

*doctor pulls in nurse for a tender embrace and a beat passes before they kiss passionately*

*pulse starts again*

nurse: i cant believe it…! doctor youve saved yet another patient through your unorthodox methods!

doctor, looking out the window to avoid the nurse’s adoring gaze: suppose i have…

doctor, thinking: sigh… will i ever get to approach her not out of obligation but out of …love…;!

nurse, thinking: i hope she doesnt realize ive been manufacturing the yuri shortage to engineer these kinds of scenarios

moral of the story: the doctor was a woman

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December 19, 2025

valtsv:

valtsv:

reading bad media takes online will never compare to the exquisite torture that is trying to have a conversation about basic literary analysis with your own family members

discussing media with people online: can you please put down the greek mythology for a second and actually read the text in front of you

discussing media with your parents:

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December 19, 2025

dogpuppy:

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December 19, 2025

halfkosherhouse:

to give people outside australia an idea of how close-knit the jewish community is here: rabbi schlanger’s father in law is one of the rabbis on the beth din which every convert or conversion student in sydney (including me) has gone or is going through. his son is my rabbi’s son’s best friend. rabbi levitan worked with the same beth din. one of the other people shot (so far still alive bh) was my rabbi’s other son’s rabbinical college roommate. there’s only one non-orthodox jewish organisation in sydney, so most of the holiday events are held by one of the chabad branches, which means most of the people there weren’t chabad (not that it would be less bad if they were, i’m saying this to say that not being chabad wouldn’t necessarily make you safe).

every event here had security, both police and private. our event had to pack up and leave before 7:15, and none of us really knew why (the shooting started at 6:40). if you looked up the news nothing had even come out yet. we didn’t really believe it was a shooting at first because (we thought) that doesn’t happen here, so there were rumours it was a stabbing.

December 19, 2025

fantasychica37:

chasetriesagain:

bloodraven55:

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never forget when saruman literally told gandalf “you’ve been smoking too much weed bro”

“You’re smoking too much weed,” says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.

Thank you, finally other people realize Saruman pondering the orb was basically him watching Fox News or whatever – designed to drive him to despair and fear so he would be evil!!

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