Oh, darling, you know, you would look so much better if you were inside one of those big black bin liners. I mean, it makes total sense—you’re just like the trash I’m transporting around, so why not make it official? Just picture it: tucked away, hidden, like a little surprise package, waiting to be unwrapped. So much more… charming, yes? You’d look so much more in your element, trust me, the bag would be a perfect match for your, um, unique personality.