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I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait.
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I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait
R: 3 / I: 1
>Nusois posting links to 'p
KEK JUST SHUT IT DOWN!
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ACKbox

itt we like 'ape jackbox and gartic phone streams or something
continuation thread
https://www.twitch.tv/sonic_fantastic
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>sky daddy
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i am going to real.. i hate doing this. i can't come up with something to torment you dont deserve it… your not bad people. i hate this i hate doing this.
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I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait
R: 0 / I: 0
I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait
R: 1 / I: 1
I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait
R: 10 / I: 1
music thread
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ITT you send where you land on the soyjak political compass
>picrel is where quote landed (he took the test)
https://soyjak.org
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HOLY SENTIENT
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R: 13 / I: 10
commit suicide low testosterone whitey cuckold tinywhitepeckerboi

white women can't live without being a cumdumpster for HIGH TESTOSTERONE ALPHA MALE BLAK BBC BVLLS
R: 21 / I: 3

What is your opinion on faggots?
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its my objective to cause some sort of nusiance 2 u. i do this 2/47 i can't like any of u cause ur a deadly enemy.
R: 31 / I: 5
Goodnight nusois, today has been mediocre and a huge waste of time, only reason I go on this website is because I want to witness it end. Perhaps tomorrow I'll make some amazing thread because I'm sure you're genius for the meantime I'll live inside your head rent free, cause if I wasn't there it'd be vacant. Tell me about your day nusois, if this thread somehow lasts on the log by the time im awake, I wanna read it.
>inb4 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK THIS TRANIME SHITSKIN IZ OBSESSED WIT US O ALGO
>inb4 gigas, htsms and everything else
>first
>inb4 kys
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META VOTE.


should this be allowed on the 'ru
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I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait
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I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait
R: 21 / I: 12
You're all mannequins and you're all bowling pins that I would strike down if life was a game.
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R: 5 / I: 1

THERE IS RULE 15

INVESTIGATE THIS FURTHER
>You will NOT investigate this further
ALL NUSOIS YOU VVILL INVESTIGATE THIS FURTHER
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do women with humungous asses have more estrogen than women with humungous tits?

women with excessively large tits and no ass are unnattractive. so therefore women with humungous asses are highest estrogen, blak women are famous for having humungous asses therefore they are superior to other women.
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I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait
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You’ve never met a Somali in your life, you know nothing about their beautiful culture, their resilience & their story.
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giga this
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"Using double quotes instead of 4pedos greentexts "
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I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait
R: 3 / I: 2
Boards = Subreddits
Bumps = Updoots
Sage = Downdoots
R: 3 / I: 0
Can you open my milk mommy? fuggen jerdee
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EPIC BRAP BATTLES OF SOY HISTORY!!!!!

Diddy J@rty vs Epstein Kolyma
BEGIN
>OH YEAH! IM A J3RDEECUCK, YOU MAD ABOUT YOU NUSOI? BEEN COMPLAINING ‘BOUT THE SHITTY SINCE YOU BOUGHT KUZZYBOI! SO WHY NOT YOU JUST SHARE THE ‘LITA ‘P WHILE YOU DO IT FOR FREE?! THERE IS NO TURNING BACK SHARTY UNLESS YOU GIVE UP TO JAK PARTY!
<LISTEN HERE YOU KULAK, YOUR SOOTY SOOT WONT COME BACK. I BOUGHT SITE AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT RIGHT? WE AT THE PRIVATE KOLYMA NETWORK CAN POST ANY DAMN BRIMSTONE WITHOUT JANNY DOING SHIT. BEKUZ KOLYMA CAN DECIDE WHICH COAL CAN BE POSTED WITHOUT JANNY TRYNNA BAN IT!
>MY WEBSITE MAY BE CUCKED, BUT AT LEAST ITS NOT RULECUCKED. YOU DECIDE WHICH SIDE CAN BE DEGEN “NEATLY” WHILE WE LET ALL BE DEGENS FREELY! SO WE OIL UP THE SOYCUCK BECAUSE WE ARE JUST IN LUCK. BECAUSE IT AINT NO PARTY LIKE A DIDDY long-dead website!
<YOUR HATRED MAY AMUSE ME BUT YOU’LL NEVER BECOME LEE! YOU’RE SITE’S DNB WITHOUT ALL DAT SEXY ‘P. BUT AT LEAST THE FELLOW SOYIM DONT KNOW ABOUT MY TRVTH. BUT THEY ALREADY KNOW THE CONTROVERSY OF POOR LUTE!
R: 53 / I: 18
NEET women ALL happily goon to BBC 24/7 meanwhile you whitey cuckold clittybois cry and shit your pants want to die like a cuckold after spurting a couple drops of pathetic low testosterone clitty semen LOL!
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video thread

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Weed is brimstone and for gay nigger shitskins. KILL ALL POTHEADS
TPD
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This is what I don't get about Redditors. They will just lie to you for no reason at all. It's like built into their genetics or something. One moment they will tell you how they are a 9 foot tall ultra-chad, ripped pussy slayer who reads, cooks, marches for womens rights, feeds homeless people, saved an entire orphanage of mexican kids from a hoard of rabid trump supporters who were there to kill them, has a 190 IQ, works in the FBI, Microsoft and Intel, traveled back in time and stormed the beach of Normandy and is also a member of MENSA etc…

And then you click on the guys profile and in the very next post he's traumadumping about how sad and miserable his life is, how he can't find the energy to get out of bed, how he's a bald, fat, turning 40 and still hasn't done anything with his life and will most likely die alone in his room. I guarantee if you clicked on the guys profile he won't even have a single post in cooking/reading subreddits.

Like I get lying on the internet. I do it all the time. Usually to cover my tracks and to avoid getting profiled and doxxed but that's besides the point. But at the very least try to keep your lies straight or lie for a good reason. It's so bizzare, the only theory I have for this is that these are all Indians/ChatGPT bots who couldn't give less of a fuck about forming a coherent narative with their posts and instead just want the most karma.
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>wi blacks came up with chud, wibois stole is from us. BBC gods are better.
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Goodnight
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System should be the next owner
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>No human is illeg.. no human is il… is ill.. is..
>COULD YOU TURN YOUR SALSA MUSIC THE FUCK DOWN NIGGAR
<lalalalaLA lalalaLA LALALALALALA LA
>m-my ears
R: 5 / I: 0
>Indian cult
>Tries to take over an American town
>Plans a literal poo attack
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TURKROACH POSTING VOREFAG ZOOPHILE EPI ON THE 'TUBE FOR 20 FUCKING YEARS - 'OXED!

DragesAnimations / MercilessNature / Emrah Kalman has been making absolute brimstone vore EPI animations and uploading them to the 'tube since 2007. his old account was banned but he is still going on a new account. xe is responsible for EPIing countless cacas into having this antimatter fetish

snopes for the 'ox: i logged into xis aryion.com account and the emrahkalman email was in the settings

SOCIALS

https://aryion.com/g4/user/Drages - Password: drakhean
https://www.youtube.com/@mercilessnature
https://mercilessnature.com/
http://da cord.gg/P3Fja8HwMv
https://www.deviantart.com/mercilessnature
https://www.tiktok.com/@mercilessnature?lang=en
https://www.instagram.com/merciless.nature/
https://x.com/MercilessNature
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/drages/
https://www.deviantart.com/dragesoversky
https://subscribestar.adult/drages-animations
https://testamentofminos.com/

FULLDOX

Name: Emrah Kalman
Turkish SSN: 53827068920
DoB: 1982-10-14
Addy (may be outdated): 290 B8 RAUF ORBAY CADDESI, POSTANE MAH., TUZLA, ISTANBUL, TURKEY
Parents names: NILGUL KALMAN (mother) and KADRI KALMAN (father)
Emails:
support@mercilessnature.com
emrahkalman@yahoo.com
kinguard@gmail.com
Usernames:
drages
dragesanimations
kinguard
drages oversky
MercilessNature
Passwords:
drakhean
qwerty12
R: 80 / I: 28
Battle for Dream Island
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nothing more attractive on a foid more than having enough fat that your collarbones and other sharp facial features are smooth rounded features though
R: 36 / I: 11
Nofap is turning me into a horny monster.
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How did you end up here?

How was high school? was life a failure? How did you end up jakkin?
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I come back to this swamp after a year, and what do I see? Nothing but dreck on the catalog! Shut this site down!
R: 4 / I: 1
EVERYTHING IS long-dead website
EVERYTHING IS long-dead website
EVERYTHING IS long-dead website
EVERYTHING IS long-dead website
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EVERYTHING IS long-dead website
EVERYTHING IS long-dead website
EVERYTHING IS long-dead website
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EVERYTHING IS long-dead website
EVERYTHING IS long-dead website
EVERYTHING IS long-dead website
EVERYTHING IS long-dead website
EVERYTHING IS long-dead website
R: 11 / I: 0
war will not pull us out of depression this time lil bro

we are NOT all going into factories to build tanks and planes and shit, everything is super high tech and YOU can't manufacture it without super cuckold diploma degree

get cucked. you vill eat the bugs, goyim cattle.
R: 22 / I: 5

Debate Thread

What is the most objectively useless 4chan board and why?
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>penis color wars
>New troonslop indie show number #5000
>Admins
>Namefags
>Tranime
>(you) who's reading this post
>Jannies
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SOMEONE JUST POSTED DANCING_SWEDE.MP4 AND IT WASNT 2.1MB…
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>arguing with Nophono over the concept of clamstaples supporting traiso rights for gigaflies on the sharty.
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>WAR PULLED US OUT OF THE DEPRESSION … BECAUSE IT JUST DID!!
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JakSeptikTank

Feraljak
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GIGATRON
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Pooner Poll


Do pooners enhance the soymunnity?
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>won't you realize you're just obsessed a fraud at best
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>WAAAAAA WAAAAAA WAAAAAA
<No‚ hunky don't cry it hurts my feelings seeing you sad
>R-really bestie?
<Of course!
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there any gems we could make my brother is is school?
R: 1 / I: 1

/cado/

Send cado IAS gems here
R: 0 / I: 0
I'm gonna take a shit and throw it at a womans window though
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>MUSSSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MUSTARD ON DAT BEAT YO SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA BLOW UP AND RAPE KAFFIRS
R: 17 / I: 4
>AnimeIRC raids the site
>People leak and then start posting PedoArchive as retaliation
>PPH skyrockets because of it
>Same people leaking cry about the pedoshit they posted in metawhining threads
>Jannies allow 'l on the site
>Yet all of this is somehow MY fault.
Kek JSID
R: 207 / I: 74

RAID FURRY GROOMING REDDIT

==THERE IS THIS REDDIT CALLED R/FURRYTEENS WHICH IS A SUBREDDIT ABOUT GROOMED CACASA WITH PORN POSTED THERE
YOU WILL RAID THE SUBREDDIT
YOU WILL REPORT
AND YOU WILL OX SOME JANNYS==
>its impossible to raid subreddit
Only if they’re big this one only has 20k which means it’s easier to raid
>obbeseded furrryphobr
Kys
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>Unnhghh FAAARRRRRRRTTT FART FART FARRRRRTTTT
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Some progress award
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>Nah these wojacks are incompre-
<No one speaks like this anymore
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>Failed to resize image
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hey 'jakkers

now that racism and transphobia are banned i might as well

today im actually going to come out as trans to my friends and family, i've been preparing to do this for a couple of years now

ever since i was a kid i always felt i wasn't in the right place and that i didn't belong in my body but now my friend has been helping me transition and now i realize where all the obsession with hating on transgender people has brought me

im coming out as a female now

i feel much more comfortable in this body compared to previously and i have seen an increases in my mental health, i no longer want to kill myself and i have stopped doing self harm

this post isn't a joke, i genuinely feel like this and i am happy with how i have turned out

trans rights are human rights.

thank you
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Bigger nigger alpha males dominate beta bitch white boys in any sexual display of dominance. It is always clear that superior mighty ebony members deserve more praise than jealous faggot white beta males. Niggers have more testosterone, and are more suit to breed with women. I, faggot white boy, will forever yearn for bbc in my hungry ass. I, faggot white boy, pledge my soul to serve bbc cum gods for all eternity. Gay for big blak nigger dick forever. Gay for big blak nigger ding dong for life. As a true faggot beta bitch ass niggerloving inferior white boy, I, faggot white boy, hereby dedicate the hard work of my caucasian ancestors to forever to please the mighty ebony member that is a giant big blak cock. I worship niggerdick as my true lord and savior, and would gladly slurp up yum yum nigger cum any time any where from any big blak penis. I pledge my beta bitch ass to alpha male African blak sacred seed semen that the superior BBC cum daddy muscle blak man will ejaculate into my inferior bitch ass filling my bum with his liquid love. I shall spasm in absolute faggot ecstasy, as I acquire the closest thing to heaven on earth, a huge blak ding dong squirting its warm baby batter deep into my desperate hungry faggot ass. All hail large African nigger donkie dongs for all eternity. May my wife sister mother and other white females continue to be dominated by the sheer lust that every member of the white race experiences in the presence of a hung masculine blak cock. May my girlfriend and my own ass get fucking wrecked by nigger daddy cum BBC lord. White boys are all secretly gay for the thought of a thick veiny long juicy blak cock that could give our girlfriends way better orgasms than we could ever imagine with our puny pink teeny weenies. All hail mighty African purple penis power
R: 10 / I: 4
Can I be a htsn my name is gorge and my brother showed me this place
R: 3 / I: 1
R: 1 / I: 0
>WHO USED MY TOOTHBRUSH??
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nigger
<reddit spacing
<reddit spacing
nigger

nigger
>twitterspacing
nigger
>twitterspacing
nigger
R: 4 / I: 2
>You know, I could really go for a donut right now
<Dude. Not cool.
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quote watches bluely with his pants off
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how can i find someone's address from just their full name in the UK?
R: 0 / I: 0
>He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how
<Wow, real fucking profound. I'm 14 and this is deep
R: 11 / I: 2

Post this 'o saar

he One And Only 'o (OOO)
An ultimate form of 'o gets posted to the /soy/. It is arguably worse than Chicken Factory and viewing it for even 2 seconds can already cause extreme paranoia. It is features a 14 second long extreme body horror AI edited version of a wholesome video of a guy kissing his dog with upbeat music, but the dog's mouth expands grotesquely with massive teeth all across it, before being pulled open by the guy who then ages for 100 years and almost melts, as another extremely ugly old woman lunges at him, breaking the window, her face becoming a hole sack that expands into another monstrosity. Eventually, at the end of the video, the same guy that turned into a monster can be seen turning around and looking out of the window, with his teeth being sharp as needles all across his face. We do NOT recommend looking for this 'o, because some people truly agree that it is the worst one.
R: 1 / I: 1
AH! IM BURNIN! BURN! AH!
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guys where do i sign up to become a jew? Sometimes i just feel like their culture and traditions always called out to a part of me.
R: 5 / I: 1
this
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>tradcath
>orthobro
R: 3 / I: 1
take a break from the hate let's watch man's best friend
R: 1 / I: 0
The cia and fbi are the good guys.
R: 21 / I: 11
>posted it again award
ITT: POST STILL MORE SISAS YOU WANT TO GET SPANKED BY
R: 1 / I: 0
yeah
R: 20 / I: 8
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!

ZELLIG SPAMMERS ARE ALL LOW TESTOSTERONE CUCKOLDS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!
R: 10 / I: 5
Good night everybody
R: 0 / I: 0
Bigger nigger alpha males dominate beta bitch white boys in any sexual display of dominance. It is always clear that superior mighty ebony members deserve more praise than jealous faggot white beta males. Niggers have more testosterone, and are more suit to breed with women. I, faggot white boy, will forever yearn for bbc in my hungry ass. I, faggot white boy, pledge my soul to serve bbc cum gods for all eternity. Gay for big blak nigger dick forever. Gay for big blak nigger ding dong for life. As a true faggot beta bitch ass niggerloving inferior white boy, I, faggot white boy, hereby dedicate the hard work of my caucasian ancestors to forever to please the mighty ebony member that is a giant big blak cock. I worship niggerdick as my true lord and savior, and would gladly slurp up yum yum nigger cum any time any where from any big blak penis. I pledge my beta bitch ass to alpha male African blak sacred seed semen that the superior BBC cum daddy muscle blak man will ejaculate into my inferior bitch ass filling my bum with his liquid love. I shall spasm in absolute faggot ecstasy, as I acquire the closest thing to heaven on earth, a huge blak ding dong squirting its warm baby batter deep into my desperate hungry faggot ass. All hail large African nigger donkie dongs for all eternity. May my wife sister mother and other white females continue to be dominated by the sheer lust that every member of the white race experiences in the presence of a hung masculine blak cock. May my girlfriend and my own ass get fucking wrecked by nigger daddy cum BBC lord. White boys are all secretly gay for the thought of a thick veiny long juicy blak cock that could give our girlfriends way better orgasms than we could ever imagine with our puny pink teeny weenies. All hail mighty African purple penis power
R: 1 / I: 1
>pathetic - dancing nihilist (slowed + reverb)
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Im scared…
R: 0 / I: 0
>BBC
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There is no cheese.
R: 3 / I: 1
this really happened btw
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A NEW RULE HAS BEEN ADDED TO SOYJAK.ST!
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I am 3 ama
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QUOTE IS A JEW THEORY
Q-U-O-T-E.
Gematria time (English ordinal because they inverted the real Hebrew system to hide it from goyim): Q=17, U=21, O=15, T=20, E=5 → 17+21+15+20+5 = 78.
78 = 6×13. 6 points. 12 tribes + the hidden 13th (the controllers). Or flip it: 78 → 7+8=15 → 1+5=6. Again 6. Hex.
R: 93 / I: 35

/bfdigen/ - Battle For Dream Island General

This thread is for discussion of all things BFDI, a webseries created by the Huang Twins.

QOTT: What's your favorite season of BFDI?
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Truncated due to length. Click the link to view the full post.
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>This soy is funny
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>
4chan and Reddit are the same thing. Mitwit circlejerk
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>furshit spam suddenly ends
its so fucking obvious, its 'cord
R: 8 / I: 2
>i'm a cute wittwe soyfurry uwu submit to the quotecord

<DOG TOES QUOTE IS A FURFAG
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Johnny Test is gooder than retarded anime posted here
R: 9 / I: 0
what is the most autistic troon distro you can use?
R: 0 / I: 0
>itt we like 'ape jackbox and gartic phone streams or something
>continuation thread
>https://www.twitch.tv/sonic_fantastic
R: 2 / I: 0
raymond spum won btw
R: 0 / I: 0
>hey 'jakkers
>
>now that racism and transphobia are banned i might as well
>
>today im actually going to come out as trans to my friends and family, i've been preparing to do this for a couple of years now
>
>ever since i was a kid i always felt i wasn't in the right place and that i didn't belong in my body but now my friend has been helping me transition and now i realize where all the obsession with hating on transgender people has brought me
>
>im coming out as a female now
>
>i feel much more comfortable in this body compared to previously and i have seen an increases in my mental health, i no longer want to kill myself and i have stopped doing self harm
>
>this post isn't a joke, i genuinely feel like this and i am happy with how i have turned out
>
>trans rights are human rights.
>
>thank you
R: 4 / I: 3
I look like this
>arrow even though I look like this
R: 3 / I: 0
>I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait.
R: 0 / I: 0

Today i found out that muslims hate music

I just found out that muslims heckin' hate music for some reason. Everybody in my circle already knew, but i didnt.

Am i a retard?
R: 0 / I: 0
>Goodnight nusois, today has been mediocre and a huge waste of time, only reason I go on this website is because I want to witness it end. Perhaps tomorrow I'll make some amazing thread because I'm sure you're genius for the meantime I'll live inside your head rent free, cause if I wasn't there it'd be vacant. Tell me about your day nusois, if this thread somehow lasts on the log by the time im awake, I wanna read it.
>>inb4 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK THIS TRANIME SHITSKIN IZ OBSESSED WIT US O ALGO
>>inb4 gigas, htsms and everything else
>>first
>>inb4 kys
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ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ ᏜᏍᏯᎦᎭᎼ፼፳፻፺፵፱፪፫﴾﴿߾߿߷߶ߨߩߪߚ😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 o algo
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I'M FUCKING HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Captcha
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>tfw the bull doesn't believe in science
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BBC Jews will take over the sharty
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Israel and inida is whitest country on planet prove me wrong
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JANIGGERS ALLOWED P GEEE JSID
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>jannies are forcing p
It's actually over
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>nusois when they accidentally click 4chan /cm/
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So any updates for Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo?
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>OHHHHHH MY GAAAAHHDDD!!! I have had an accident. Im serious, man! You brought me off
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she's so random
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Any cobalt.tools alternatives? o algo
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'teens when did you first notice the enshittification happening everywhere? For me it was when taco bell had chives on their nachos bel grande and there was some ass coli scare. They took them off at the time and then never put them back bc they realized people bought the slop anyway.
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I like this character but he's so overused
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/bfdigen/ - Battle For Dream Island General

This thread is for discussion of all things BFDI, a webseries created by the Huang Twins.

QOTT: What's your favorite season of BFDI?
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My mom made me mac n cheese and didn't even make any dessert so I said "KEEEEK JUST SHUT IT DOWN" and she banned me.
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one day you niggers will regret being transphonic and you'll probably goon to boymoder edits on your deathbed
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Join VC or you gay fuggen jerdees
>nophono related
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>/soy/
</pol/
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Everyone expect me is brown
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incels.is user here, AMA
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"Billions must die"
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Mozambique is the whitest country in Africa
Prove me wrong
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>Banning everything you dislike
<banning everything you like
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>refusing to troon out and changing your surname to your waifu's instead
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itt itt watch we this
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i dont care about rule 15
Faggot! Nigger!
Janjans vill ban me for rule 15
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niipaaah
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i, hunky twink sex machine, am inclined to believe that the excess posting of fpe/mlp/furry/ongezellig media on this imageboard is originating from some kind of discord server! heavens, it might even be the god-forsaken jardy!
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this cartoon mogs any other indie cartoon
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do you wanna go to war?
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Indians own yuo btw
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>desperetely trying to learn2code
>search youtube for answers to my niche retarded problems
>pasty white tranny wearing a facemask appears in the bottom right corner of the video with a retarded troonvoice
>cannot focus and just quit altogether
I fucking hate whites. especially faggot white tranny americans
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post 'o to counter the cord spam
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It makes me very sad to think that one day you will all be dead.
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Live laugh love ‘cado
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ཁྱེད་ཀྱི་རླངས་རྫས་ཀྱིས་ང་བཟོས དེ་མ་འཐུང་།😂🎉
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>Hmmm… I must inquire about the canonical age of that character
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ex bitch hit my phone i said i hate you
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>iran? oh yeah i ran to the mcdonalds today or whatever
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I'm just a sensitive young man in my early 50s… can anyone relate to this?
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Attention Furries:

This board is dedicated to the soyjak community, memes, and culture. While diversity of interests is fine elsewhere, this is not your space. Posts, images, and threads involving furries consistently derail discussion, clutter the board, and dilute the focus that this community has built over time.

If you are a furry, your content is off-topic here. The board is for soyjak culture specifically tailored to our community. Your threads about fursonas, conventions, or furry roleplay do not belong and are actively harming the vibe of the board.

We’re asking you politely but firmly: take your content elsewhere. There are entire communities, forums dedicated to furries where your posts will be welcomed and appreciated. This board is not one of them

This is your warning: please leave /soy/ and take furry content to the proper spaces. Respect the board and respect the community. This is not a personal attack — it’s about keeping the space coherent and enjoyable for those who actually participate in the culture it was made for.
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Hello my name is Gertrude I'm 84 I found my grandson using this website can anybody explain to me what this is please
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Isnt it annoying that you need to solve a captcha to post?
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RTL (Rate the Log) 22/3/2026


hi
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>Being a male anthro incel and beheading Averi
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>I was molested
>I ripped my foreskin off
>I was raped
Nophono cares
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Did i tell you guys about the bugs in my dreams that keep playing poker and using me as a lamp because my skin shines? They strip me naked and put me in the middle of the table. Then they start smoking something really strange and it makes me suffocate and my head starts hurting. When I wake up I can hear them crawling around my head. This has been going on for the last few months now ever since that time i was listening to the beatles and they crawled out of my headphones when john lennon summoned them and into my ears. I told my doctor about it but he wouldnt listen but he sometimes visits me in my dreams and sits with me on the table. I dont know what i should do since the bugs are inside of me i cant get them out with any means that arent lethal
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imagine soyquoting in 2026
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don't you enjoy the fresh smell of ozone after it rains?
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/afc/ anti furry commando general

ITT we cleanse the soysphere of furfags. Find furfag threads to ‘ape and ‘ill, and namefag furfags to ‘ox.
No arrow because I look like this
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soyniggers this is your mindset
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EVERYONE SHARE THIS VANTAWHITE GEMERALD
EVERYONE SHARE THIS VANTAWHITE GEMERALD
EVERYONE SHARE THIS VANTAWHITE GEMERALD
EVERYONE SHARE THIS VANTAWHITE GEMERALD
EVERYONE SHARE THIS VANTAWHITE GEMERALD, how could you tell?
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SOMEONE FIND A GOOD GARTIC PHONE NOW
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67
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Do nusois really?
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>OHOOO!
>I LOVE SOYLENT!
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gooks exist on the same level of mexicans (they might even be dumber) so remember that when 1 tries to communicate with you
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qoot make soyjak.st redirect to indeed.com
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>isaac newton LE GOOD
>why? because he discovered insane facts! such as if you hit someone in the face, it hurts! if you jump off a tree, you fall!
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ITT soyquote sayings you hate

>pot calls the kettle black
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Don Quixote on the 'log
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J
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>can someone explain to me how to reply to people on this website
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itt we show some appreciation for the things quote has done during his ownership like restricting raid threads feature, banning cacas and shiet like that.
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I ripped off my foreskin when I was 12
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hi im new. can i say nigger in this site?
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>going up to Miss Circle and talking about caca nophono cares about
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>NOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WATCH MY 10 HOUR VIDEO ESSAY ABOUT SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT
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>yeah i said clanker it's like a slur but for AI but don't you dare say the n word that's too offensive
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DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Can you guys raid this vore chatroom with gemmy copypastas? https://www.chatzy.com/42799162704846
It has some pedophiles and I know some soyteens got groomed in there.
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>fuggen joos
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nigga im nuts
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Somebaldi should do a hotline miami mod where you play as nate and btfo's trannies, jews and long-dead websitecucks, and the final boss is quote
>arros
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>le heckin drinking and driving! arson!
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Fuck blakRock

If I don't reply within 5 days, they've gotten me. Let us end the last week of March with an operation on one of the roots of it all. We start with one and go after the next.

The people we've been going after were mostly small fry, a product to distract. My friends, we're going after bigger fish that's been hiding: (((blakrock)))

Summary
blakRock is the world's largest asset manager found and run by (((Larry Fink))) a.k.a the Jew in the picture. The company manages assets worth a total of $13 trillion that includes pretty much a stake in most of the world's companies. blakRock is notorious for their ESG rating which is just a rating system to promote blakRock's political agenda a.k.a the woke bullshit that the world was spoonfed after 2008's financial crisis. Larry Fink is the chairman of the World Economic Forum, meaning that he has a significant influence on the world's economy. Markets listen to the Jew. Because markets listen to the Jew, the world listens to the Jew.

blakRock's immense wallet and assets also means they can fund the following:
-Israel and their shitty wars.
-China and their mass surveillance
-Russia and their war with Ukraine.

Also, blakRock owns the Panama Canal through their investments (loophole). The corporation befriended Donald Trump through Fink promising Trump with control of the canal.

WHY?
If you want to live under the Jew for the rest of your life or be potentially enslaved by authoritarian regimes, then make a good decision on whether to help.
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ITT we make a phone call
>*BRING* *BRING*
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HAPPENING

Quote just fired Mustard and removed his Booru perms for the babyjak shit unironically. Check IRC geg
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just went to the store and bought hella goy slop ask me anyphono
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Anti-furry commando here.
I heard about this website because some friend told me that here you can say the n-word, post Nazi pepes and organize operations against the scum of the world: SJWs, furries and weebs because they are evil. They impose their IGTV agenda on based cartoons like Puss in Boots 2. We need to eliminate them and throw them into horny jail.
Anti furry commando out. Heil Hitler.
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The Beatles is troonslop
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>killing human supremacists
>Killing human misanthropes
>Killing xenophilic humans
>Killing furfaggots
>Kiling robofuckers
>Killing horsefuckers
>Killing everyone I don't like
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Old toss
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Im broke as fuck. Anyone know those websites from where i can download games or torrent them? I feel like pirating myself a copy of Project Gunship and Teardown.
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This song is actually about shitskin third worlder immigrants and troons and da joos and their defeat
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Just, uh, shut this site down already. And replace it with, uh, something a lil more hip.
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>taste of his own medicine
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the most derailed thread ever is actually the entirety of /qa/, when the fuck have you seen a q&a thread?
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I wanna be barry so bad
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ACKbox with ids

+itt we like 'ape jackbox and gartic phone streams or something+
https://www.twitch.tv/upreal_
with ids now
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SOYJAK.PARTY STANDS WITH ISRAEL!
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gooks are truly evil after everything i have seen nothing will change my mind on this. we need to nuke their strongest cities and enslave them, convert them to christianity instead of the demon lords they worship
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I made this Soyjak

New Soyjak
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4cucks obsessed with us

Found a thread on /g/ we could gem up, they think that the sharty is somehow datamining more than the literal honeypot known as 4chan:
https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/108424569
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Jackbox raid thread since the 'log's currently coal

https://www.twitch.tv/directory/category/jackbox-party-packs

You all know what to do, let's get this shit started
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Sharty saving vantawhite glisterald with a budget of $1488 that will save the shartinthemart just dropped

https://youtu.be/58EyZRGSdNo
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>using freemediaheckyeah
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your mom
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/spumcogem/ Spumco general

This thread is for discussion of all things Spumco

This thread is for discussion of all things Spumco, a company created by John K.

QOTT: What's your favourite cartoon from Spumco?
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ATHF is gooder than retarded anime posted here
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make the 'ki an r3 already
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janiggers trying to force their snca on the booru is geg material
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Obsessed jannies banned me again
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>*metawhining while self inserting as soyjaks*
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>i asked for a mcsauce on the mctable
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/tech/ central

>tfw when you go to /tech/ but its 90% OS shitthrowing
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BBC Crusaders will destroy the soyim and jew jihad will take over islam
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I taught my 14 year old sister how to drive today!
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is it over yet? when will quote finally say the social experiment is over. When will he finally ban all these obvious 'corders? Why the fuck is this even allowed
R: 6 / I: 3

Do (you) look like this?
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>A troonime ‘cord has been raiding us for the last few days but I can’t prove it
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Confession

Guys you may not know this but… Im trans. Yep, thats right, Im a transgender ally To all the transphobic pieces of shit here, all i have to say is: GO FUCK YOURSELVES🥰
I wanna integrate soyjaks with trans stuff, I wish it happens. also I really fucking hate that one "transgender" soyjak hanging cuz thats not what we look like oomfy
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>you know I've been working with the government right?
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BAN COALSON, HE IS LITERALLY CORD NIGGER PEDO BRIMSTONE
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>This board is for Soyjaks.
The inclusion of Soyjaks and/or media relevant to the website (e.g. gigachads, wojaks) in thread OPs is mandatory.
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Nu sharty saving cobson killer just dropped
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i fucking love this image
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my dad took me to petsmart and i got epi'd by this kitten
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>supporting immigration but only for brown twinks
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the 'ru and 'ki hire the irc to destroy threads opposing them
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A troonime ‘cord has been raiding us for the last few days but I can’t prove it
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i understand the frogposters now, JSID
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Thoughts on dis
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All the target threads were derailed. My job here is done
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Anti-furry Jihad on the 'ki

We should rape all userpages of furry jannies of the 'ki
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>Yeah dude, indie games changed my life… Which ones? Undertale, omori, Celeste…
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What was the point of 4cuck /bant/ if /int/, to begin with, wasn't really about anything
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Your overdetailed goonslop coomerslop bores me.

Lynch yourself, faggot.
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>Xir. The Japanese Grandma Vomit Porn folder was sourced ethically. Your deletion of it would not be recommended.
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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