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ACKbox with ids

+itt we like 'ape jackbox and gartic phone streams or something+
https://www.twitch.tv/upreal_
with ids now
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just fucking shut it down
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This prophecy is older than most of you

Nusois did you know my first ever post was a countdown on Futaba Channel, to today 23/3/26. This bait has been traveling 24 years to get here, and it's either win or fail.
>marge?
The original post was a prediction that there'd be an imageboard that would hate touhou, at the time there was only the PC-95 games as touhou 6 wouldn't release for another 5 months.
>what do I stand to win?
The outcome of this website, as it says in the prophecy. Or better yet, the entire soysphere is what you stand to win.
>is this poopson?
No but it's related.
<Reddit
I will answer any further questions for the next 10 hours.
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>what up losers were the bosses of soyjak party now!! Now give us your shekels nusoi
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OHNONONONONONONONONO TOKSISSIES WHAT IS THIS . . .
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anime-occupied sharty theory
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Hawk tuah spit on dat tang
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RAID FURRY GROOMING REDDIT

==THERE IS THIS REDDIT CALLED R/FURRYTEENS WHICH IS A SUBREDDIT ABOUT GROOMED CACASA WITH PORN POSTED THERE
YOU WILL RAID THE SUBREDDIT
YOU WILL REPORT
AND YOU WILL OX SOME JANNYS==
>its impossible to raid subreddit
Only if they’re big this one only has 20k which means it’s easier to raid
>obbeseded furrryphobr
Kys
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NII-CHAAAAAAAAAAN! (>w<) * I jump on you * onii-chan, I miss you :3 how was your class today? How was that bad? (°////°), oh did they make fun of you for the necklace I gave you? Ah don't care about them, at least you have me (UwU) *hugs you* and onii-chan, you know you can always count on me don't you? * I'm getting closer to your face * * I sit on your lap and put my ass on your lap * so I want you to be calm with me next to you! (.//w//.) W-wait onii-chan, w-what is this thing touching me down there? *I look down at your lap* *you're horny* O-onii-chan, w-why are you feeling this? (//w//) y-you want a kiss-AH! * you kiss me hard with your tongue * * I continue the kiss * onii-chan..I want to test something I've wanted to test with you for a long time..* I take off your pants and underwear * let's see if it tastes good. .* lick and suck his dick, making him full of my drool * hmm..hmm..Hm… onii-chan..he's really hard..I want to put him inside..* I take off my fluffy skirt Kwai with heart in the middle and my panties with yellow polka dots and I put your dick inside my pussy * Ah..came in..* I'm going slowly * nya..ah… onii-chan…let's..v-let's.. Nyan..let's go faster~..* I'm putting my pussy in your dick while I moan your name and say I'm going to come * Ah..ah..ahhh~..mmm.. Onii-chan..please.. enjoy everything in me..I want that hot fuck of yours inside me *I feel your dick harder and you go faster* Ah..mmm….NYAN~… O-ONII-CHAN..AAH~.. niichaan..~ NYAAAAAN~~* we come together *
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Im scared…
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LEARNING C# WITH IDS

WE LEARN C#. Yesterday's lesson in LESSON2 text file
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What would be the female variation of Roger?
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What are the best sweets to have with tea?

I tend to have a lot of trouble with this when it comes to sweets in my own country. They're so disgustingly sweet that they completely drown out the tea's flavor unless I get matcha or something (but then why drink matcha when i can make a matcha cake with only 3 ingredients???), but the self-cooked sweets they have at church are pretty good. Is the best choice to just make the sweets myself or are there good sweets to be bought in EU stores? and oreos
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>PIXAR CARS LORE
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>That mfw feel when a nusoi says i cant post anime because it makes their leak clitty
i will do it still, okay???
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Do you have TWP...?


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DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Can you guys raid this vore chatroom with gemmy copypastas? https://www.chatzy.com/42799162704846
It has some pedophiles and I know some soyteens got groomed in there.
R: 4 / I: 0
Favorite tea?
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Do you think semen retention will help me finally lose my virginity get a gf
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ATHF is gooder than retarded anime posted here
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Thoughts on dis
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How do we save the Sharty?

The people in power definitely don’t care as much about this site as its previous owners so how could we change that? As much as we hate Quote and Cobblestone and Mustard, we need them on our side in order to see what we want be a reality. How could we convince them?
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Guess the soyjak based off the emoji

🌽+🎵=
👂🏻+🇸🇪=
🧑🏻+🪢=
🦗+🤬=
🪙+😦=
>Image
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>euroniggers when you would rather gem up the log with raids and TTD instead of pedozellig and mlp
R: 2 / I: 0
shroom is down AND THAT'S A GOOD THING
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A troonime ‘cord has been raiding us for the last few days but I can’t prove it
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>Soyjaks on the soyjak website
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Hey! Nusoi...

>Don't you think…
<You're forgetting something?
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Watch this!
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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THIS SCHIZOÏD ARAB TROON NEEDS DNB IN HIS 'CORD
https://discord.gg/GuWsduHTz
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video thread

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TURKROACH POSTING VOREFAG ZOOPHILE EPI ON THE 'TUBE FOR 20 FUCKING YEARS - 'OXED!

DragesAnimations / MercilessNature / Emrah Kalman has been making absolute brimstone vore EPI animations and uploading them to the 'tube since 2007. his old account was banned but he is still going on a new account. xe is responsible for EPIing countless cacas into having this antimatter fetish

snopes for the 'ox: i logged into xis aryion.com account and the emrahkalman email was in the settings

SOCIALS

https://aryion.com/g4/user/Drages - Password: drakhean
https://www.youtube.com/@mercilessnature
https://mercilessnature.com/
http://da cord.gg/P3Fja8HwMv
https://www.deviantart.com/mercilessnature
https://www.tiktok.com/@mercilessnature?lang=en
https://www.instagram.com/merciless.nature/
https://x.com/MercilessNature
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/drages/
https://www.deviantart.com/dragesoversky
https://subscribestar.adult/drages-animations
https://testamentofminos.com/

FULLDOX

Name: Emrah Kalman
Turkish SSN: 53827068920
DoB: 1982-10-14
Addy (may be outdated): 290 B8 RAUF ORBAY CADDESI, POSTANE MAH., TUZLA, ISTANBUL, TURKEY
Parents names: NILGUL KALMAN (mother) and KADRI KALMAN (father)
Emails:
support@mercilessnature.com
emrahkalman@yahoo.com
kinguard@gmail.com
Usernames:
drages
dragesanimations
kinguard
drages oversky
MercilessNature
Passwords:
drakhean
qwerty12
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How much screen time (you) got today?(In Hours)
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>chud isn't responding to mah messages… i hope he's not at the apple store… buying a macbook neo
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>nonstop brimstone on the 'log
what if we spam our own site until quote actually does something? This isnt going to end, jannies wont give a shit unless we do
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Datamining


Bible Translations (Multiple Choice)
Pick your favorites
Yes I look like this, no arrow.
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RTL (Rate the Log) 22/3/2026


hi
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Johnny Test is gooder than retarded anime posted here
R: 9 / I: 1
Battle for Dream Island
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some girls have dicks but nusoitubbycustards arent ready for that talk yet
R: 4 / I: 0
Sharty admin porn soon (potentially) to be uploaded to the soybooru if anyone cares
R: 5 / I: 0
time to be a shardeecvck after my ban on the 'booru though
R: 6 / I: 1
>that tfw when quote just said that soyjaks are gonna be banned from the farty
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proceed with caution
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ITT: POST MORESISASWE (YES WE) WANT TO BE FACESITTED BY
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cissies will be untermensch in the combine new world order & gordon freeman is a slvt for breen's bbc
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chuds are trannies geg
>
arrow cause i'm not one
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>no chud she is actually 3000 years demongod dragon lady even doe she looks like a fucking child , ITS JUST A FIICTIONAL CARTOON just let people enjoy there 'P bigoted.
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Are we allowed to post tranime reaction images i saw like 2 scrolling(yes it made my clitty leak)
R: 2 / I: 1
what did tomo mean by this
R: 0 / I: 0
Woodyjak is a gem
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I wanna be barry so bad
R: 1 / I: 1
2 gems in 1 package
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jak dis
R: 7 / I: 2

soyjak.st now has a feature where multiple people can come together as a group and have their very own thread to plot, plan and execute raids. if the irc wasn't enough of a problem, now we have imported reddit features right on our doorstep. several threads are currently operating on the catalog. i am deeply concerned hunkies. were you possibly right?
R: 2 / I: 0
Is it true that semen retention makes females want your nut?
R: 7 / I: 3
super 3d noahs arc is the best fps ever made
R: 5 / I: 3
Here's to you, soyjak .party and .st, rest forever here in our hearts. The last and final moment is yours, that agony is your triumph.
R: 8 / I: 4
>trying to force your snca interest on the party
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well?


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Why are niggers so awful and retarded? Sometimes I look at them and wonder how we could possibly consider them human with how retarded they are. Maybe Mormons are right about them?
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ts tranime shit is getting on my nerves bruh fuck off
R: 2 / I: 1
What kind of fucking egotistic cunt just tells you "you love me"?
So "i love you" yeah you love me whatever, but "you love me"? you have no idea who i am, faggot, you dont know who or what i love, fuck off you eggplant and never speak for anyone else ever again. Purple piece of shit
R: 0 / I: 0
>putting a giant miss circle futa cock vore drawing in your civil rights presentation for history class
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hi from auby

auby watching you
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Her mfw when she realizes that quote will likely just JSID it down and 4cuck will stay alive and therefore 4cucks won or something
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>responding to home eviction notice with "ninibros…"
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tfw your rabbi starts talking about how gentiles are worthy of respect
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quit trying to communicate with us idiot nigger
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uhh HIII!! DUHHHHHHRRRHH!!!! IM RETARDED!!!! DUHHHH!!!! IM A SOYTEEN TOO!! LOL!!!!!
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QUOTE VS SOOT RAPE BATTLE

[VERSE 1: SOOT]
Looking at it now, Okay: Tranime, Zellig spam, Wild Woody, Cobblestone, Limeaids, the konata guy, and… yup! I read all of your suggestions, and I saw none say "Me vs fat ass troon story fan." Oh, whatever, here's my first issue: I barely give a fuck about you to diss you. Step on a beat with me and you'll surely die trying, and whilst you bleed out I'll have the whole wikifur community crying. Zip it, your community events are mad dumb, I thought owning the sharty was something you ran from. Every now and then limeaids posts something to larp as an important person from when soyjaks were sorta funny. Killing attention spans with cordson troonslop, DAMN, you're more involved with children than even Kuz. Search "brimstone website" and here's what you get, every log after Froot left, and even Moot would be a better admin ha! What? I needed a rhyme for it. And you look like the horny indian when he's not gooning to BBC, but I think I'd rather describe you in a song: Every day, he's obese, gooning and brapping up the log, I'm hated by everyone for betraying the sharty, and somehow fatty you're more hated than me.

[Verse 2 QUOTE]
Holy crap 'stone, soot is THAT ugly? I think I'd feel better if he stayed away from me. When it comes to admins, these schmucks are the lamest, make an IAS website with a hololive board? Welcome to the sharty, I'm glad that you visited, because sometimes I forget what an ACTUAL soyboy is. I'm so happy admins aren't just here for laugh, "Quote what are you doing?" Rap. Went to Kuz to sell the site and get your debt erased, only to erase your viginity, you got raped! The entire website left ya, now you're in a rut, ring up the police station you children lovin' fuck. Only on 4cuck you weren't all that bad, loved it except for the admins, now you got Kolyma attached, he played you, 2023 you get street checked, you ruined soyjaks! "I actually really like-" shut up mustard. We've had enough of reddit's favorite admin, and the horrible decisions he's made, so like Kuz's aids I'm throwing you in the trash! And you can sit and remember how I kicked your ass.
>part 2 tomorrow probably
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Jew jihad will take over islam and we will kill all the soyim
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Increasing the minimum age to 18 was a precursor to allowing porn and then 'p afterwards
It was all planned
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Do (you) look like this?
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Hello nusois
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Old toss
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I'm trying out pixverse for the first time and made this 'toss.
R: 2 / I: 1
is my voice cute? :3
R: 2 / I: 0
I think I miss da jerdee
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नमस्ते दोस्तों, यह भारत में मेरा सूअर फ़ार्म है। मुझे उम्मीद है कि आपको यह पसंद आएगा!
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 4 / I: 1
chrikes wtf is ts bruh
R: 4 / I: 1

Should we lynch quote?
R: 5 / I: 4

Come on, let's all live and let live

This log is so brimstone today it blows, tranime bait spam and oldsoys who's clitties froze so they started spamming pedo archive sludge. I'd make a huge leakage thread like I did back in august but my therapist told me to relax and take it slow and to learn how to take control of my emotions. So instead of leaking, today I went to church and now im watching nature shows with a tall glass of water. You soys really need to learn how to lighten up, no need to shit up the website over things you don't like.
R: 9 / I: 3
>nusois are so desperate at framing animeGODs as pedos that they've started to larp as blue archive niggers
KEK
the obsession is fucking unreal
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/bfdigen/ - Battle For Dream Island General

This thread is for discussion of all things BFDI, a webseries created by the Huang Twins.

QOTT: What's your favorite season of BFDI?
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Semen retention hard mode day 3
R: 8 / I: 0

learning c# for beginners

Itt we continue learning c#. Yesterday's lesson i. The LESSON2 text file. Sorry, I forgot IDs
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>shitting up the log because of my psychotic tendancys
R: 2 / I: 0
Bring back the NAS rangeban already
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Mutt soycons
>long-dead websitecon 2025 all non whites
>soycon ist white but all are sissies built for bbc
eurogod soycon 'kraine
25 EUROGOD HUNKS ALL WHITE
>another euroaryan victory muttsissies
R: 0 / I: 0
we can only wait until euro hours
R: 10 / I: 1
Why is the log so fucking shit
R: 2 / I: 1
>Xir. The Japanese Grandma Vomit Porn folder was sourced ethically. Your deletion of it would not be recommended.
R: 0 / I: 0
remember nuGOD:
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Your overdetailed goonslop coomerslop bores me.

Lynch yourself, faggot.
R: 4 / I: 2
giving quote lots of headpats after he swallows my load like a good girl
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I am looking for a sharty girlfriend

Hello my name is Roy and I am 18 years old from Atlanta, Georgia US. I feel lonely lately and I would like to have a girlfriend from this website.

I'm a funny guy and I know a lot about computer hardware and ancient history. I am a-bit awkward in real life and I might not understand some subtle signs that you might give to me.

I am looking for a woman with similar interests as me, we can improve each other and make each other happier!

Likes: Computing hardware, Mesopotamian history, Hardcore videogames (I wanna be the guy, I wanna kill the kamilia 2, Geometry Dash), 90s Dungeon-crawl RPGs (Bard's tale, Might and Magic, Ultima), Local rap scene (Gucci Mane, Young Thug, Future and others)
Dislikes: Pixelslop indie games, reddit, twitter, discord, politics, asians, Celeste (specifically).

We can continue in IRC, note that I don't use discord or telegram.
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Lowk gonna slime out Quote like Jesse killed Gale in Breaking Bad ICL
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1000 reppies to ban anime from /soy/ but like for real this time
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>i need a goth girlfriend
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Nate this
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One year without gooning

Today i'm officialy one year clean, NEVER GOON TEEN
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I had yellow plaque on my tongue, I think it was from dehydration
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I always hate on trannies and laugh at them and I never felt bad for it, but deep down I always felt like I wanted to be a girl myself, I even do faggy things like crossdressing or putting on makeup when i'm alone, it doesn't get me aroused or anything like that it just makes me feel comfy and euphoric, I even thought of what i'd like to name myself as a girl (I unironically chose Maya because of Maya from 'zellig) and I even tried to get on estrogen

Am I a self-loathing tranny?
R: 15 / I: 12
soybooru now has a new feature where multiple people can come together as a group and have their own secular space to plot, plan and execute raids. if the irc wasn't enough of a problem, now we have imported discord features right on our doorstep. one of them was exposed already.
i am deeply concerned hunkies. were you possibly right?
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>Hmmm… I must inquire about the canonical age of that character
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Ban HTSMT
R: 6 / I: 1
Will AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH posting rival HTSM by popularity?
>no arrow nusoi
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itt itt watch we this
R: 6 / I: 2
>Using cuckoldry as an analogy for the trinity
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nigga how the fuck do you cure executive dysfunction without meds
R: 0 / I: 0
im so glad all the 'cado bullshit is gone
R: 17 / I: 2
ITT we make brimstone creepypastas ad-lib

>My name is nusoi, and that I tell you in this story… may shock you
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posting it again award
R: 4 / I: 2
How could all of you hate us Israelis when we literally protect the US from terrorism? filthy fucking goyim, Rabbi was right…
R: 1 / I: 0
new toss
>robot's knee
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what is the demographic of this website this place is so peculiar to me you guys are like aliens
R: 2 / I: 1
who here has tlp
R: 3 / I: 0
'jak the pebble /soy/
R: 5 / I: 1
You're all mannequins and you're all bowling pins that I would strike down if life was a game.
R: 6 / I: 1
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>liking cute things
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what if cobson was a bird?
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4chan is singlehandedly responsible for ensuring that israel wont exist in 10 years.

Not soyjack party

4chan
R: 5 / I: 1
Log looking brimmy
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RAPE THIS TRANNY WHO MADE THIS SHIT
so i was browsing the 'tube until i stumbled upon this video where somephono has founded this game called "Procuring Estrogen for my Toxic Slime Girlfriend".
https://youtu.be/OrsbNd4aHE0?si=KS3d1EXSNMlUvs-G
the author of this niggerish game is some troon called "spiders".
GEM XER HOUSE UP WITH SOME 'ZA 'TEENS
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i puked in the toilet an hour ago and saw my dog sniffing the inside of the toilet a few minutes later
R: 3 / I: 1
A dinc we lanty es ketting feeld vis two mush bite breads. Tannies and kwooot lette make up. award
R: 6 / I: 4
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 6777777777777
R: 2 / I: 1
I'm an antishipper and I hate fun
Ship whoever you want but please no illegal ones
Cause I'm a normie who cannot distinguish fiction from fact
So please proshippers
Do not interact
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mah mom refuses to spend $5 so i can get 4chan pass and im sad
R: 1 / I: 0

Should we gem up this pooner's comments when xhe turns them back on? https://soyjakwiki.org/The_Cowardly_Valiant
R: 1 / I: 0
verbalase on the 'log
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>BlondHairBlueEyes Archive… LE BAD!!!!!
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i masturbate while browsing the sharty AMA
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niipaaah
R: 1 / I: 0
lol
R: 2 / I: 0

Free gempass

First person to post a soybooru thumbnail itt gets it
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>POV: Minecraft Skybox but it’s all end rods
R: 3 / I: 2
Tired of niggers responding to bait by super saging it,just hide the thread,they samefag it anyway you stupid retard niggerkikefaggot or something
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Blue Archive = Aryan
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Bulgaria won kys
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Can quote turn /soy/ only into an unlimited page board with a time limit for threads
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>DUDE EVER SINCE RABBI GOLDSTEIN BOUGHT THE CLUB LIFE HAS BEEN SO GOOD
<IKR???? BRO STUDIES THE TORAH 7 HOURS A DAY AND OBSERVES SHABBAT
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new toss
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Ohnonononono clittycels what in the world is THIS????
R: 3 / I: 0

halp

my neutalplier broken
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Tranimecorders are obsessed with mentioning nusois KEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
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I am banned from most conventional sources of social media, I am banned from webIRC, I am banned from all mainstream legacy social media, I was banned from cytube but got unbanned, I'm banned from most "onion" social medias and P2P only social medias (like tox).
No I didn't do anything illegal, for the mainstream ones it was racism same with legacy medias, my IP was in a botnet for a while which is why im banned from onion medias and webIRC, and I have no fucking idea how im banned from tox.
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>religious people cant debate athiests properly so they have to shove in fat fedora cariactures and call them cringe and smug
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>Funko POP News !
>
>@FunkoPOPsNews
>Funko POP! News. The latest from the collecting world! #FPN #FunkoPOPNews #Funko #FunkoPOP #POPVinyl #SDCC
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quote's ass is really flat canonically. it probably also smells and he has skid marks in his underwear.
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⚠️ATTENTION⚠️

'RAPE GACHA GRAIL
>Who?
Gacha Grail is a lolinigger community on Xitter that rapes random peoples accounts and sends them 'p because they dont like loli
>Why?
Above, and like all of them are brown
>Who to target?
The jannies of the community.
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Don Quixote on the 'log
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sonala ba pinkra too sarnash tak
R: 4 / I: 1
Does anyone have this giga but he is dancing?
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how does it feel knowing youll always be a laggard?

The innovators, the people who were early, theyve forgotten about the sharty and qa and only have good memories about it, and theyre onto the next thing, and you, the person who was slower on the uptake, are left in bitter resentment.

How does your soul cope with it? It must haunt you how you, a modern, young human being could possibly have overlooked a place once so brilliant, and that if it had occurred to you earlier you certainly would have gotten in. What were you missing in life? How were you just not in tune so that this passed by your perception? Do you wake up every day in pain, the inadequacy churning inside of you? Perhaps the anger makes the pain tolerable.
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>the sun is a circle
>the sun seems the brightest in its center
>the moon has a circle silhouette
>the moon is a sphere if you look at it well

Why did religion kept pushing that the earth is flat and why did retards believe it for so long?
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guys am i the only one that really hates reddit discord and deviantart?
R: 1 / I: 0
Ryoshu on the log
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boi ts coal is diddy
R: 1 / I: 0
soyjak website but there's no soyjaks
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>mfw nusois lower the post quality and always fall for the shittiest bait imaginable
kekekekekek JSID JSID JSID
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Calling some gook game with an aryan beast fanbase aryan so that you could tell nusois the TRVTH
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I need an aryan white pride girlfriend so she can humiliate me for being slavshit and lock me in a cage while she’s fucking her german blue eyed boyfriend and makes eye contact with me as I leak and then afterwards she hugs me and tells me that she loves me and that everything is going to be ok
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blargen sa kan boosana la kaknar
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>NOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WATCH MY 10 HOUR VIDEO ESSAY ABOUT SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT
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Ishmael on the log
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Mio and Azusa on the 'og
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Why is this sage guy always being rude? He'll go into my threads and spam them to tell me to kill myself. Somebody should teach sage some manners. and oreos
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>Why are you always posting that degenerate stuff, don't you know its self-destructive???
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How do you do?
I'm Captain Feeney.
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I just took 2 shits in a row AMA
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[32M] “Redditard” lurker here, sharing my opinion.

I know that you folks disagree with a lot of things said on Reddit, but I am sure that we can find at least one thing in common, which is our humanity.

I am sure that all of you, at least deep down, are biological human beings (that evolved from apes). I know, this might sound a little bit crazy to some of you guys, but please just head me out.

If you actually take some time to think about your hatred, you will find out that it is based on nothing but prejudice. I know that blakpill manosphere tells you otherwise, but it is important to listen to what’s inside of you, and not to what incels like Andrew Tate and Clavicular tell you about women and people of color.

I know that you can direct your creative wojack energy into something more wholesome like funny comics and hacking awesome memes, but only when you actually reject your bigoted beliefs.

TLDR: be kind to yourself and others.
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itt you quote the comment on this image
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jak xim
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https://www.loc.gov/collections/chronicling-america/
ITT we search the US government's 'ewspaper 'chives for gegralds
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>YES YES YES THE 'LOG IS BEING FLOODED WITH GACHASLOP EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED!
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Hi /soy/, I just wanted to apologize for starting the tranime spam. It was not my intention to rape the board.
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Quote should add an anime board where only soyjaks are allowed to be posted and have this board become an anime board, then swap the names to make it correct again. Sherdee fixed fr fr no cap
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i hate performative ass niggas. it's the smug, polite, bids for attentions that piss me the fuck off. you're not nonchalant. I can see through your faggot ass performance. . kill yourself. authenticity and self-confidence is quiet.
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my mfw when niger
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>noooo trans women aren’t women my clitty leaks when I look at them but that doesn’t mean I’m gay because they are wom… wait no not like that Cobson nooooo Ahhh Alicia nooooo somebaldi help me I’m a Schrödinger faggot my bigotry is now quantum to justify my heterosexual existence
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turkieye won
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>oh my god is that a fictional character i need to goon to everything i see
>wait…
>OYYYY SHES UNDER 18 NOOOO I CAN'T GOON TO THIS ANYMORE
>what? i-it's not like i was thinking about gooning to it or anything!!! thats not why i care about her age!!!
>i was checking because YOU wanted to goon to it… YOU'RE THE FILTHY PEDO
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Jakers! on the ‘log
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hamsterjak is so cute!
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>Mutt hours
<Euro hours
∆African hours
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Anti-furry commando here.

I heard about this website because some friend told me that here you can say the n-word, post Nazi pepes and organize operations against the scum of the world: SJWs, furries and weebs because they are evil. They impose their IGTV agenda on based cartoons like Puss in Boots 2. We need to eliminate them and throw them into horny jail.

Anti furry commando out.
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mah mom refuses to spend $5 so i can get wolfenstein 3D on steam and im sad (improved)
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>SoyCon 2024 was normal, gemmy and wholesome
>SoyCon 2024 Ukraine was a Ukrainian Wholesome Gem
>SoyCon 2025 a mess that revealed a hidden group of tranny pedophiles who infiltrated the sharty
I don't want to know what will SoyCon 2026 look like.
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>Board-specific Guidelines
>/soy/ - Soyjaks
>1. This board is for Soyjaks.
>2. The inclusion of Soyjaks and/or media relevant to the website (e.g. gigachads, wojaks) in thread OPs is mandatory.
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Aren't mutt hours supposed to be better than euro ones? Tranime bait and HTSM are like at least 1/3 of the top posts
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"if you see a grayman running with a penguin on his back,it's already too late.
Hello SARS,my name is Pumb Dajeet,I'm a proud Indo-Aryan Hindu born near the new ganges,Canada I'm a tech developer who works at the SNCA institute of Ottowa I am already dead if you're reading this make sure to NEVER follow in my footsteps.
I was working in my office near the local tim Hortons as usual since our boss Preedy Gajeet didn't want to buy wifi and sent us to use the wifi there instead,it was a normal day,scamming stupid pigskins with they motha on only fans defending India against pakis on xitter,mi day was going great until a madfaka pigskin named "Lord miles" ratiod a tweet with a compilation of our poor brothers being hit by trains I was leaking all over the chairs what made it worst was mi rate has been limited,I was just about to contact mi telegram called India defence league but just then a ad cought my attention it said "want free curry and unlimited xitter xeets? Contact ϪϪϪ 995 346" I was intrigued,when I clicked it nothing seemed off,it just asked for mi current location,hesitantly I have it,what happend next saars will forever be engraved In my mind. Mi laptop started flashing blue and blak and started playing BWC cuckold videos,then it entered a site called "the long-dead website" all of the boards were flashing with 'P and dead African American infants,I was horrified,all the electronics In the tim Hortons,all of my colleagues started shitting themselfs uncontrollably,however the worst was to come,dozens of blue cars with awards started arriving to the Hortons,what came out were blak as night 5'2 pakis,at first they just gooned outside for a few minutes,however when a gray man with a penguin on his back exited one of the cars all pakis stopped gooning. He ordered the brownoids to attack the tim Hortons saying "FAKKKK INDIA RAPE INDIA I WIN ALLLLL DEBATES KEEEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLZZZZZ" Immediately the pakis started attacking everything in sight,staring raping and killing my friends,starting shitting in the poutine I was so scared I left my ongzeling emotional support plushie (gem btw )alone while I ran. I am hiding in the toilets as I'm writing this Please heed my warning"
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Nigger Baby Spiders
>
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Look at his expression is he shocked or scared?
>Nigguh
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Petition to add turkizite as a rank below brimstone
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Women look great but lately can only fap to the idea of a dominant masculine man and being his (her?) little bitch. Also wish I could have a female body for him because straight sex is kino.

Except for this, I consider myself a cis straight man.
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So my boomer dad doesn't know how to work phones and asked me how to navigate away from pages but keep the data (aka how to open other tabs). Unfortunately when trying to show him how to do it I saw he had "smooth twink sex" or something similar searched in another tab he hadn't closed. I need to get out of this house.
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JAK HIM
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ABDL FORUM RAID

ITT WE 'APE THIS FORUM
https://www.dailydiapers.com/board/
i think it would be funny
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nusoi here!
why does "media pending approval" mean? and why is it a target for mockery on this website? am i not an approved poster or some shit though
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>nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, DIARRHEA!
>HEY! Pepto Bismol!
>HEY! Pepto Bismol!
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Can we normalize posting tranime on /soy/ already?
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Test

Testing if I can post, sorry
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>I am doing nothing man
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>supersaging this board with a thneed
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Hi nusois, I'm going to watch serial experiment lain, I'll keep you updated. Is it as bad as they say it is? or something
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>Yum yum
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>Dis fuggen 'p
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my girlfriend is really wet right now
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abab z d dbxbxnfnfifiifn e.aaaaaa
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>approve the image
>delete the thread one minute later for NAS
I am 100% convinced that mpa is just an arbitrary timer and no janny actually sees the image first
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the abdl cord leaked
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Can a Jannie ban me for 67 seconds? It's for a oc that I'm trying to make. I can't get the banned page to appear.
Add as reason "You forgot the mustard for your mangos"
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Who wins
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Can quote just ban neutralplier already? 80% of ‘plier posts are psychologically-damaging brimstone.
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Send images with weirdly specific filenames ITT
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>SHHHEEIITITTTTT DIS IMPOSTER IS FUNKIN SUS N SHEIIAAGHTTTY
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opinion on kiwifarts fuggen jerdee
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ITT we dox this phono's mom for being a SLF who won't give 5 dollars
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>uhhhhh HTSM is when you criticize jannies
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>Killing trans people is halal
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When you discover that the Illuminati is playing 4D chess to usher in a worldwide white ethnostate.
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snootgame won btw
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shoving giant blak dildo up your asshole and then going to church 2 hours later
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>https://wiki.soyjak.party/ still works
why not use that as the domain
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I’ve decided this place fucking sucks actually
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Soot Game (PS5) review | Kotaku

Today in todays gaming landscape there's not many games that make you FEEL like a real CIA agent, and that's where soot game comes in
As soon as you boot up the game you experience what it's like to be a real life dataminer. You play as Agent Sootstein a new hire at the CIA and you've been assigned to watch over a new honeypot imageboard website
You can make backdoor deals with Mossad, sell your user's data to buy more datamining equipment, and bait chuds into committing crimes to send them to prison!
Rating: 9/10.
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OH MY Jeb_

They're adding BRIMSTONE into Minecraft.
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im kinda scared now
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>ai le bad because uhhhh
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mah mom refuses to spend $5 so i can get wolfenstein 3D on steam and im sad
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Soytan xisters… Are we cucks?
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new vid on my channel

come watch nusois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiccbYQ6CkE
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>dabbing extremely fast with your black friend while marshmello - alone plays in the background
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Gigger bait

>gooning to 'p
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quote isn't a furry btww im trans btw
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why do the protagonists in the brimstone creepypasta genre always willingly go to some location run by indian tranny pedo niggers?
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Toss got lazy so here is last week's toss
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

Style: