negromans

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocus_City_Hall_attack
>151 deaths
>609 injured
wtf why didn't i hear about this? that's some high score shit

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3rd for end of the Turks

i spy 3 polands

>conquest cb
no religious ideas?
not calling crusade for better cb + buffs?

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I knew I wasn't going to be able to win on land fully so I went with Cyprus as wargoal to be able to get ticking WS. I have quality ideas and 120% discipline btw and they are still clapping me. Gonna make some food now but I might finish this later
>religious ideas
filling them out rn
>calling crusade
good callout, just did it

this is what you get when you don't take offensive
>only 2 star generals compared to kara boga 3 stars
imagine bragging about 120% discipline when each leader (or die roll, or terrain) pip advantage is worth 10% discipline

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Discipline is from an event too so I'm losing it in a year or so

>2% siege ability
lol
show ur generals

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>generals

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At least the naval war is won

can't you just defend in defensive terrain?
or attack into an owned fort in defensive terrain (why johan thought this was a good change is beyond me)

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My allies have even worse quality than me so the more Ottoman troops I can tie up the better, and they're at war with Muscovy as well. I'm hoping that just through mass waves we can get them down to medium for a negotiated peace

odds are ai peaces out before ottomans run out of manpower because ai is retarded
your best bet is waiting for them to siege hungary or sth, ship your entire army to constantinople, rush the siege with naval barrage and get a peace deal for a couple provinces
next war gets easier

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stuck between a cock and hard dick

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i'll wait for my retinues to recover and then i'll rape the mongols to get that one county back

>Yuan
>Yuan Empire
>presumably the Yuan dynasty off in China

yeah, that's just a mongol civil war

you lost everything

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2365954
for some reason the historical invasions mod makes the Western Protectorate use the dynastic name, so theres only two yuan
my yuan (ionian) is older and way cooler though

2365958
i let them central asia because i was bored and wanted a late game challenge

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mongol khagan brutally framemogged (and raped) by ionian frat leader

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hope he does well

>another khan
>look inside
>khagan

how hard is ck2 to learn? i've had it sitting in my steam for years now and mongolanon makes me want to give it a go

what happened to thaneslop retard btw? is he dead?

i don't wish him death but i hope he stays away from gsg for good

it's not that difficult
start as a catholic vassal and expand your mind from there

ireland is the tutorial island of ck2

this was true in vanilla ck2 but playing in ireland with dlc as a completely clueless beginner is just sitting there trying to fabricate claims with a 10 diplomacy chancellor while hordes of aryan norsemen rape your land repeatedly

>how hard is ck2 to learn?
not hard. you just look things up on the wiki as you go. and you dont need to know the ins and outs of every little mechanic to play a successful campaign.
also dont fall for the tutorial island meme. pick whoever you like in whatever region you like in whatever start date you like and figure it out as you go.

it's still true if you pick 1066 for your first game like someone who isn't stupid

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yeah you don't see norse raiding in the real start dates because the norse are already a proper religion by then

this puzzle game isnt difficult you just read the walkthrough as you go

fortunately not; you just get Pecheneg Kola and Karluk Sambia instead

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VGHHHHHHHHHH

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cool timurids

memegame2 fatigue

vgh polish empire

>typical polish person is poorer than in 1990
>but the imaginary number went up so things must be better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP8PRiDZc4Q [Embed]

>>2366237
polish women have the fattest tits and biggest arses right next to irish birds

untrue (and that's a good thing)

pedophile

yes, i do pirate paradox games, how did you know?

i thought the sum gdp of ukraine and all those other countries came out that way because ukraine is on life-support and severely draining european money
apparently google told me otherwise because gdp doesn't work that way...
meme number