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Whole time I was reading this I was thinking about one of my college’s fraternity t-shirts…it was a black silhouette of a knight on horseback holding a spear with a bra hanging from the tip…

Perhaps the closest thing we have to this “program” today is Olympic dorms? Anyway BAP is completely correct regarding intelligent young ladies& their anxiety, it makes me sad. I wouldn’t send my daughters to vacation in Club Tropical Excellent nonetheless, I have to say.

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Agree. In the same way that looksmaxxing, having languished in the shadows for many years, finally emerged to possess the youth at the exact moment when underdevelopment and malocclusion reached its zenith, I can see a similar development occurring with the family unit. This will involve a complete reappraisal of what fatherhood involves for instance - no longer a matter of providing basic security and ferrying the child around his various social rites of passage while assuring him that it's ok for men to be vulnerable (on the left) or imparting masculine patriotic values (on the right) but a more hands-off approach with the sole aim being to maxx out his genetic potential during his developmental years, potentially transcending it where possible. I saw a recent clip of clavicular speaking with some American dude who was telling him he needs to move out to the boonies to escape woke tyranny and surround himself with real American patriots and his response was 'fuck America'. Given their formulaic approach to ranking high-performing males I can easily see 'mogger sons' getting insinuated into the system as the adherents grow older, the desire to ascend a malleable blank slate created in their image will far exceed the conservative boomer yearning to procreate so that they can groom them into being good at team sports. This will be accompanied by Christian adjacent trends like the rise in homeschooling but this won't be to escape drag queen sex ed or black history month, it will simply be because allowing your kid to sleep 11 hours a night during puberty is much better than forcing him to get up at the crack of dawn to go and read the handmaids tale and spam spider diagrams in search of that elusive A+.

This would probably lead to that one pimlico journal article about how asians don't have 9 kids because they prefer to invest all of their resources into 1-2 (not a bad thing imo) and if you wanted to circumvent this to get them numbers up then some form of selective subsidies is the way to go for sure. As for the bacchanalian side of things, gabber raves are already sufficient, just popularise some research chems which won't give you permanent brain damage and replace flu vaccination drives with bi-annual state funded cerebrolysin IV infusions to counter the effects of sleep deprivation.

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