Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii ๐Ÿ˜‡ okay๐Ÿ™ so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. ๐Ÿฅบ and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! ๐Ÿซข and that is No Good ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ hahaaa So. ๐Ÿ™ I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ Uh oh! ๐Ÿ˜† There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"
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Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii ๐Ÿ˜‡ okay๐Ÿ™ so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. ๐Ÿฅบ and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! ๐Ÿซข and that is No Good ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ hahaaa So. ๐Ÿ™ I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ Uh oh! ๐Ÿ˜† There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"

Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "๐Ÿคจ Whaaat? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. ๐Ÿ™ I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.
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Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "๐Ÿคจ Whaaat? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. ๐Ÿ™ I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.

I love this text post so I drew it