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>the more i reply to trannies posting 'p, the higher chance they'll go away! thats how it works, right?
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POTENTIAL GEMMING UP CAMPAIGN
>marge?
https://youtu.be/Pvzogff_hPU?si=YzNpdRDX8p0lg8lh (would embed but i have no clue how) (w nusoi)
>what do we do you stupid NIGGER
Just gem up the comment section, reply to trannies, that sort of thing
>wtf are our goals?
do it because.. it'll be funny, okay?wholesome
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niipaaah
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yummy cereal
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Hello Soyim,
Recently it has come to my attention that some rather ingenious trolls have depicted our dear soyteens as negroes! Ha, what wit! Our own weapons are turned on us.

In honor of this milestone, please post your favorite "Hunky Twink Sex Machines" in this thread so that I may take part in this great piece of comedy.
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Oh no, a babyjak! Your day is now ruined!
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What is a creepy fact you learned about the human body, you wish you never learned?
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Post SISAs you want to be facesitted by
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i swear to god the way the sharty 'SIDs is when a admin decides to appove IRL ' P and the glowies finally kill it
R: 0 / I: 0
If you didn’t vote for Donald Trump in 2020 but did in 2024, what changed your mind?
R: 6 / I: 0
Spic fuentes has started to use soyspeak
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What are your thoughts on Facebook renaming their company Meta then blowing $80b on metaverse and then shutting it down yesterday?
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>pretending to be an epic pedo slayer on the bald man imageboard because someone baited you with something that isn't and doesn't resemble child porn in any meaningful way, and if you were to show it to a random person they would just see it as gay porn of a bearded guy sucking someone off
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Hit any big milestones in life?
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Please tell me >>15590000 isn't babyjak 'p
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Becoming Neutralpilled
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<uhm okay chud, you and what army?

>THIS army.
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my girlfriend met me on Grindr
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My name is Bahn Envater
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The alt left pipeline is saving and sharing drawn 'p on a soyboy wokak image board and claiming its just bait. Imagine how anyone irl would feel if they knew what you were doing. This is beyond fucked and the jannies apparently don't fucking care. Reminder, a good chunk of doxes on this site have been for the soul reason of people drawing hentai shit of minor characters. Why draw the line at babyjak? Theyre obviously trying to use bait as an attempt to normalize lol*con so they can goon forever and without shame. Report everything you see. because this site is becoming the next J***y if you dont.
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>hmm maybe if i feed the fuggen spammers infinite attention then dey stop posting da evil P
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Posting giggers so the 'log isnt complete shit
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I haven't bathed in about 72 hours probably. I'm doing a bit of an experiment at the moment, that's why.
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chudjak is teaching me to code
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I'm actually mildly allergic to dogs but I love my two dogs so I just ignore it. Anyone else in a similar situation?
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Do you think the soysphere has an Egregore?
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shit everybaby cares about
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Lynch all /soy/ niggers
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Hunky Holmes and the case of the EPI
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>literal 'P is being posted during asian and middle eastern timezones
>jsid….
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My dog is licking my face. It tickles. Lol.
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legalize catty wiping
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tbp enlargement therapy near me
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Nigger
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The absolute state of the sharty
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Reminder
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BAITCORD LEAKS

https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/967374.html
the booru groupchat of a bunch of high profile users got leaked where they were planning how to spam babyjak porn and were gooning and ERPing
baitcord is fucking real, HTSM was right all along
>
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Jannies, why did you delete my thread? Is it because you're retarded euroaustrolasian monkeys this time of day?
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Women of the Sharty, why do you believe neutralplier posters are the most intelligent users of this website?
R: 0 / I: 0
It just doesn’t get any better than seeing the gorgeous “Mrs. Anita
Pelaez” over at her and her Famous Husband “Captain Kutchie’s”place..Some Folks Also Call Him..”The
KutchMan others call him The KutchMon!”…Most Just Call Him “The Most
Interesting Man In The World”….(Anita and Kutchie Pelaez’s Key West, Key Lime Pie
Factory and Grill)…Just Watching The Lovely Couple Baking Together All
Those Yummy Key Lime Pies At Their Key Lime Pie Factory And Grill In
Asheville.
…It’s Always Worth The Trip To Visit Them In They’re Historic Key Lime
Pie Factory and Grill…It Should Be On Everyone’s Bucket List For
Sure..And
The World’s Best Key Lime Pies!..YUM-YUM-YUM….­­.”Talk About World
Class” What An Understatement!…….AA­­HHHHH!….The Magic Of The
Lovely..”Mrs. Anita Pelaez” And Her Delicious Key Lime Pies Baked With
Pure Love…Always……40 Years And They’re Still Going Strong….
….May GOD Continue Blessing “Anita And Kutchie Pelaez” and They’re World
Famous Key Lime Pie Factory And Grill Where The Personalities, Ovens And
Smiles Are Always Warm And Inviting.
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こんにちは SHARTY! This is my first post here!
I hope to be a valuable member of the soyjak community!


✩░▒▓▆▅▃▂▁-𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐌𝐞-▁▂▃▅▆▓▒░✩
My name is ✨~ɴᴇᴘᴛᴜɴᴇ~✨, I love TADC, Anime, and old internet aesthetics! I think the internet was better the the early 90s-2010s because of Frutiger Aero and Personalized internet sites.
This site seems very old-internet and funny :-D It's like early 2000s 4chan! I used 4chan before but it doesn't seem as fun nowadays…


Anyway this concludes my intro thread; I hope I fit in with yall ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
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any other phono miss doll?
>attention grabbing image
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post jeeteralds
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>pic unrelated
opinion on foid rights
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alunya x chud is wholesome
no arrow because i say this
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ruby on the 'log
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CAMERON SAVING THE 'LOG FROM 'P
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Why doesnt quote and the jannies 'nish babyjak 'p spammers?
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Neutralbros, how are we feeling tonight?
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namerollquoting will never catch on
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legalize catty wiping
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What happens if the VPN is closer to the server? No one ever explained this one to me.
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fuck shitlita 2 posters
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JACKBOX RAID PART 2
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Happy globe hours, fellow teens.
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QUOTECORD DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW
MY THREAD GOT AUTOSAGED FOR STATING WHAT IS INHERENT
BABYJAK IS SHITLITA 2.0
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ITT we watch this troongem
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gugugaga
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legalize catty wiping
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legalize cattywiping
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The catalog being utterly abysmal should be a greenlight for me to stop browsing for today

Yet i cant stop pressing refresh.
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legalize catty wiping
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Ohnononono

AI clitties…. what is this?
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I did not type in the word penis, I only put the word nigga in…
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legalize catty wiping
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kosovo is the lesotho of the balkans
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Having used this site since last year, what did i miss o algo
Also is the site still worth browsering or is it just niggerbrim
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why would babyjak be eating out sm pussy i thought he only liked abdl with the dollcord
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Threadly reminder
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>babyjak porn on the log
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legalize catty wiping
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>90% of the log is 'P
Just shut it down at this point
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does anybody have clips of arabs . i wanna make a small clip compilation of times when arabs did something one in the west would call degenerate or barbaric . please kind 'teens . provide me with some
videos
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legalize catty wiping
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legalize catty wiping
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>dying for israel
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KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS KILL BABYJAK 'P SPAMMERS
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>when the babyjak porn is censored
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>unironic gooning threads, bait, babyjak porn
>ALL sharty culture
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>shardee euro hours gets new babyjak ‘p image
>everyone talks about it
>everyones angry
>everyone wants quote to jsid and hates quots
>people begin to forget about it
>people stop caring
>babyjak ‘p is posted again
It’s just a pph farm during euro hours you niggers
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>pakis love tvrkaryan wimminz
>tvrkaryans love greek wimminz
>greeks love armenian wimminz
>armenians love russian wimminz
Why? How can science back this up?
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BAIT CORD IS REAL: ID ON EDITION

https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/967374.html
the booru groupchat of a bunch of high profile users got leaked where they were planning how to spam babyjak porn and were gooning and ERPing
baitcord is fucking real
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babyjak is the nu shitlita
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cobson killer
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I want to fuck her so bad
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>Wiping your ass with cardboard
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Pornchasers!
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>gugugaga
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im not shitskinned but i like brazil if that matters
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shit averibody cares about
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anyone but Quote
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Froot can you please add /trans/ already? I'm tired of not having a space for my community on here
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i just took a shit
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>select your character name!
<niggerassfartbreath
>please choose a different name
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I've been browsing for 20 minutes or so and haven't made a single thread
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Supreme GEM!!
on the 'log
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Have you seen this girl?
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>Foid, which derives from mongoloid, which is a channer's dream, being an archaic term that is both racist and ableist
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can froot just come back please?
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Allowing babyjak porn to be posted just degrades the Sharty's reputation and messes with everyone's conscience. It makes everyone seethe and harms Quote's reputation. It's too close to pedophilia. There is no gain to allowing it.
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I took a break and I come back to see babyjak porn? Maybe I should just quit
R: 3 / I: 0
ITT: We try to do this IRL
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doll we need you
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ITT we send where we land on the soyjak political compass
https://soyjak.org
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Just shut it down already
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Classic euro hours

>No raids

>Spam
>'P
>Coaly log

Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when AmeriGODS wake up
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>
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babyjak wabag
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shit no baby cares about
R: 1 / I: 1
fix your fucking site let me upload soyjaks stop trying to be like kiwi farms
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people here say its degenerate to be trans… what if i dont troon out, but adopt the surname of mah favourite waifu instead?
R: 4 / I: 2

Am I schizophrenic or does this soyjak look like the youtube Markiplier?

This wouhjak kinda look like Markiplier
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https://old.reddit.com/r/tf_irl/comments/1rolkq2/tf_lds_irl/
>
wtf giggers ernest khalimov wouldn't say ts 🥀
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>not being a degenerate on soyboy ms painting drawing imageboard forum
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What should I do ‘teens?

My goldfish died last night.
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I'm writing a script for a Sharty movie, what should be included? When i'm finished, hopefully I can make it
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soybooru doesn't work for me somebody upload these 'jaks
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The 'log is slowly looking more and more like the jerdey
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YOU GUYS HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT THE SHARTY IS WRONG. IT'S ALL BUILT ON A LIE. YOU SEE, BACK IN 2023 DURING THE DOLL ERA THERE WAS A MASSIVE CONSPIRACY TO COMPLETELY ALTER THE COURSE OF SOY HISTORY, WHICH BEGAN WHEN THE ORIGINAL SOYJAK.PARTY DOMAIN CLOSED DURING THE SOYPOCALYPSE. A GROUP OF NAMEFAGS (THE NAMES OF WHICH ARE UNKNOWN) CALLED THE RED TIGER TRIAD WERE LEAD BY EPONYMOUS TAIWANESE NAMEFAG 'TIGER'. FROM THE CLOSURE OF SOYJAK.PARTY TO THE OPENING OF SOYJAK.ST. AFTER THE SHARTY RE-OPENED, THE CULTURE WAS NOT THE SAME. EVERYTHING WE KNOW TODAY IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM PRE-DOLL ERA CULTURE. VARIANTS, SOYSPEAK, NAMEROLLS, BOARDS, EVERYTHING. ALL THE 'CHIVES ARE FABRICATED TOO. OUR CURRENT CULTURE WAS MADE UP BY TIGER AND HIS CRONIES TO GAIN INFLUENCE AND POWER FROM THE SHADOWS.
>muh but im an oldfag and this didnt happen
YOU'RE WRONG. YOU CAN'T TRUST THE OLDFAGS. THEY EITHER WORK FOR TIGER OR HAVE BEEN GASLIT. IT WILL ONLY GET WORSE. WHEN QUOTE SWITCHES FROM VICHAN TO NUSOI, TIGER'S PLAN TO DOMINATE THE SHARTY WILL BE COMPLETE AND HE WILL BEGIN A HOSTILE TAKEOVER SO HE CAN PERMANENTLY TURN THE SHARTY INTO THE THE TARTY. IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING WITH THE BAIT SPAMMER HE'S HIRED TO DO HIS DIRTY WORK. QUOTE IS JUST A PUPPET AND TIGER IS PULLING THE STRINGS. I CAN'T SHOW EVIDENCE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE SILENCED, BUT ON THE SOYSYLUM THERE IS A SECRET WAY TO ACCESS A HIDDEN IMAGEBOARD-IRC HYBRID THAT CONTAINS ALL THE OLD WAYS OF THE SHARTY, AND IS THE HEADQUARTERS OF THE TRIAD. I USED TO BE ONE OF HIS GOONS, BUT NOW I'M DEFECTING BECAUSE I'M SCARED OF WHAT HE WILL WROUGHT. BEWARE THE RED TIGER TRIAD. THEY ARE THE VERY SHADOWS OF THE SHARTY.
IF I'M SILENCED, YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
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i am become long-dead website, destroyer of boards
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What is your record for reppies on a bait thread? I got 1.3k once, but I haven't even come close to that recently.
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>takes off hijab
>starts a revolution
keyed
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Question

Question, was prophet muhammad transgender? o algo
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dont break the chain
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Johnny Test is gooder than retarded anime posted here
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Do you understand him now?
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What do we, the soyboy wojack community, think of Turkey Tom?
R: 16 / I: 1
Someone jak this NOWWWWWWW
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If jannies allow babyjak 'p then why tf should I stay on this shithole?
If jannies allow babyjak 'p then why shouldn't I just post bait and derail?
If jannies allow babyjak 'p then why shouldn't it JSTFDAATP?
it's over
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BAITCORD LEAKS

https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/967374.html
the booru groupchat of a bunch of high profile users got leaked where they were planning how to spam babyjak porn and were gooning and ERPing
baitcord is fucking real, HTSM was right all along
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My girlfriend asked me if she could have a bull. Do i accept this offer?
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once you go Big Mac, your ass is never going back (to Burger King)
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What if vve falseflagged on 4tran to start a war between /y/ and /u/ (the homo tranime boards) to own the gooners
i think that would be gemmy i think
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Poop
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posting the goddamn george liquor program until quote adds /georgeliquor/
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gem on the 'log
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I love this site
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if youre gonna make raid threads can you please make them restricted
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would (you) buy this plush?
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Since tech is a dnb i will ask: what is systemd? Why is it bad, and why sould i care?
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my boyfriend is a soyjak
<redditspace
he is mostly bald, has glasses, has a beard, is fairly left wing, and loves tiktok. What do I do?
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I've been datamining threads and the booru for a week now and from what I've seen, Averi posters are roughly 3.2x less likely to post goonbait than the average soyteen, and 7x less likely to post goonbait than users who are vocally antifur.
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nu' ias from john k just dropped
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@quote please add likes and dislikes to wojak party
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Ban HTSM, soft core porn spammers, derailers, newfags, furfags, anti-sharty fags, X cross posters, instagram crossposters, NAS, Soys made outside the sharty and region ban israel, the general SEA area, india and pakistan and other sharty killing coal that's being forced by outsiders.
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Carbon has an atomic radius of 67
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self-inserting as hunky is too aryan
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what is the best place to buy caterpillar d9 bulldozer in cheyenne wyoming
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Why does my dick smell fishy?
R: 1 / I: 0
>I'm George Liquor American
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Arpit Nigam, IAS?
R: 9 / I: 1
Is it just me or does she look especially cum hungry here?
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Attention grabbing redtext

raid this gay larp thread now
https://boards.4chan.org/jp/thread/50745728
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I hate kids.
Kids are disgusting.
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Soyteens please help me I'm literally shaking right now. I finally saved up some money and I want to hire a doll this weekend. I know half of you guys do this so I need tips. How do I actually find a real one and not get scammed? Do I just text the number on the site? I have zero social skills and I'm terrified she's going to think I'm a total loser. What do I even say in the first text? Please guys I'm so desperate.
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The pirate giga wabag
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So long as this thread is on the catty I will NEVER GOON. Feel free to join in and talk about your abstinence techniques here.
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sup 'teens
I don't usually post but I'm looking for advice. I'm trying to get a new computer, mines functional but its a hunk of shit. I'm trying to find a computer with at minimum a terabyte of storage and more than 8 gigs of ram.

Ideally I'm trying to spend $500 or less, but I'm willing to increase the budget because I want a computer that'll last me about five to ten years.
Advice? Cheers fellas.
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i am an atual 3 yar old hos uses thsi site
i am ona my amums fone ad on mi bead
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What if someone made bad apple, but with soyjak variants.
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never goon and oreos
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ITT POST oldGOD VIDEOS / IMAGES
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Basics in Behavior
Baldi thread, post Baldi's
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/averi/

ITT we post averigemmies
AVERI WILL ALWAYS BE A GEM
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1cuck on the log
R: 10 / I: 2
I swear how is this dumbass site more addictive than social media sites specifically engineered to keep you hooked
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liquorjak wabag
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making a jak out of this
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https://www.youtube.com/@QAreview
sonephono find something gemmy here
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Do you get turds in the mail sometimes?
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Who is more Sharty Culture
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Gerontophilia is Aryan
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where do i get FL studio for free i heard it was needed to make good ytpmv
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. award
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What is this video from?
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does anyone have the amerimutt evolution tree with the spanish names, it was from pol or whatever
>bbc
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Which race do you hate most?


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<hey anon, nice to finally feet- i mean MEET you!
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the media won't tell you this, but some major shit just went down in washington two nights ago. most of the U.S. government (well, the people that matter) have already been flown out to raven rock. i am not allowed to say much more than that, but you can expect a nice fireworks show across the globe in… eh, 48 hours or so.
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He's coming back!!!!!!!
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quints o algo
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Guys should we do something
http://youtube.com/post/UgkxswEx31u9gwDome1y55KbGxn1xMqflPAU?si=AUnBXUJmpwOTxEWG

https://youtu.be/G_vxLlILmwY?si=5cxZVHunhVohnMT0

I was thinking of doing a raid
>redditspacing go back
I’m only doing Reddit spacing so the links work I think
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We don't always get to choose our path in life. We're all getting older and it's unstoppable. The only thing we can leave for this world is our buildings. While our bodies are decaying in the depths of the world, our songs are going to play, our games are going to be played, our thoughts are going to be heard. I don't want to be forgotten but getting away from the inevitable is impossible.
Leave your sign on somewhere, buddy. Just do it.
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Bernd in the wild
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gartic phono

https://garticphone.com/en/0042dff12c
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I look like this and say this
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Guys, why are we even fighting and baiting eachother? I thought we we're all supposed to be friends…
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trans rights WON :3
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Wait why do we hate niggers again?
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who is better at counter strike 1.6
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most aryan person ever btw
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does /soy/ like spiders
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i don't understand gooning and its enjoyers. when i masturbate, i can' wait until i reach for the orgasm, and if i stop immediately before i orgasm (part of the gooning technique), i feel bad and deprived of joy

anyone else? anyone knows why that might be the case?
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/QA/ HAS BEEN UNLOCKED

/QA/ HAS BEEN UNLOCKED
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO RAID NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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of all possible things why is a fucking shark plushie a tranny icon?
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Anyphono else?
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If everything is a gem, then what is?
>
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OYYYYYYYYYY
>www.jerde.com or something
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why is everyone on this site so fucking mean bruh
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>hated all of evropa
>hated by half of america
>hated by mongoloids
>hated by levantine arabs (geg)
>hated by turks (double geg)
>hated by indians (marge…)
>hated by spics (double marge…)
Who likes niggers again?
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what would you do if quote decided to JSID today?

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What’s your guys opinion on pornography?
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'toss

>Hey fellow xisters on /soy/, look at my retarded furry gooner tranime/colourjak 'p post, affirm my severe porn addiction!
<WHAT THE FUCK?
<You're EPIing me, why are you posting porn on this 16+ imageboard you niggertranny?
>Oh fuck!
>QUOTE! ban all cacas I can keep posting goongemmies!
^Okay, I'll ban all cacas!
<You know you're still EPIing me?
>How can I possibly EPI you?
>You are a full grown adult because my gooncord buddy said that you are a full grown adult!
>I am going to continue to post goongemmies while creating no OC!
(Arrows because I'm not a caca, porn addict or Quote)
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>walk in your room
>see this
what do you do?
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If there are any girls (actual girls, no troons) on here that are single and want a boyfriend, I am currently looking for a girlfriend and would like to find one to date.

First, what I bring to the table.

Income: Unpredictable. Sometimes a lot, sometimes nothing, depending on my current situation. I come from a wealthy family though, so if a serious medical or financial emergency ever happened they would likely make sure you get the best treatment. If they like you, you might even get to ride on a private jet. I am not a drug dealer.

Age: 20

Attractiveness: I've been going to the gym consistently for about 4-5 weeks and plan to build the best body I can.

Personality: I’m autistic, ambitious, and somewhat eccentric, but I know how to behave. If I really like you, I’ll work very hard to become rich so you wouldn’t have to work and could just vibe all day.

What I'm looking for:
1. Female, ideally 18–22
2. White and located in the United States
3. Able to travel alone
4. Not constantly asking for drugs or money (I’m not a bank or pharmacy)
5. Enjoys things but not addicted to substances (including heavy nicotine/alcohol use)
6. Not retarded
7. Discreet and not gossipy
8. Works out regularly or willing to start
9. Healthy looking (bonus for cuteness and big boobs)
10. Not fat
11. Mentally stable
12. Kind and affectionate toward me
13. Female and willing to have children soon
14. Virgin with no male friends (I’ll hold myself to the same standard with female friends)

That’s it.
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I tried watching rick and morty seriously after joking about it. I swear within episode 1 season 1. I got so tired of it literally only 10 minutes in that i threw my remote at the TV breaking it. Seriously how the fuck can people watch that shit and laugh?
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Waiting for the >>15587631 get
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>WAOW I LOVE THIS NEW GAY ROMANCE SHOW HEATED RIVALRY SO MUCH! ITS SO GOOD WHEN SIPPING MY SOYLENT
<I don't know. It's not that good. Faggots are in every show now and I'm starting to get a little tired of it.
>WHAT? ERM THATS LE HECKIN PROBLEMATIC! YOU'RE A RACIST SEXIST HOMOPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC PIECE OF SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!
<Yes I am, how could you tell?
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Fpe is aryan prove me wrong
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What's got Kliksjak so upset?
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my friend has fell head over heels for a girl that loves his personality but finds his looks genuinely repulsive and talked about him horridly behind his back
what should i do /soy/?
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EDtrannies can't make templates
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Hobbies

What are your hobbies or what do you like to do for fun?
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crackers wont do shit lol
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SISAAAAAAAA
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I'm respected from California all the way down to Japan.
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>I fucking love Hitler
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>Kuz lay there, her nipples hard due to the cold air, steps in Anton Maximov, her huge futa cock dangling between her legs. She walks towards Kuz and lightly caresses her back "all tied up just for me? How long did I take?" Kuz replies timidly "I-I don't know… please let me go" Maximov moves her hand to her stomach "not yet my darling, I want to enjoy you for a bit" she begins to tickle her stomach. Kuz jerks in reaction to the sudden sensation "AHAHA STOP!!" Maximov intensifies her invasion of Kuz's body, moving to her feet aswell, Kuz convulses in every direction her constraints buckle due to the movement "ahah settle down now, I have something that will make this less intense for you" Maximov states as she reaches for a needle, rubbing some local anesthetic and injecting her with FloydTech brand fent, Kuz goes numb as Maximov grabs a chainsaw and begins to rev it up, the noise filling the room "n-NO NO PLEASE DON'T PLEASE NONO!!!!" Kuz screams as Maximov brings the chainsaw to her face "Nothing you say will change my mind Kuzzy, after you refused to make ME the rightful owner of Soyjak.party, I want to see the look of terror on your face as I plunge this chainsaw into your supple, tender body. Kuz starts sobbing uncontrollably as Maximov revs the chainsaw near Kuz's shoulder and brings it down, Kuz feels no pain but still feels the foreign object enter her shoulder, she starts screaming as loud as she can "NOOOO STOP NOO PLEASE MAX I'LL MAKE YOU HEAD OF THE NSS AGAIN PLEASE NO PLEASE NO!!" Kuz starts violently shaking as she tries and fails to escape her restraints. Maximov finishes cutting her right arm off as Kuz falls onto her side, still unable to get free "one down, three to go!" Anton says enthusiastically as she jumps around to Kuz's left arm and begins her sick work once more as Kuz tries desperately to crawl away, only making it worse for herself as her struggling makes Anton mess up her cuts "WOULD YOU STOP MOVING SO MUCH!!" She slams her Futa cock into Kuz who is still numbed from the FloydTech brand fent is immobilized due to the heavy weight of Maximov's huge futa cock. As Kuz's mangled left arm slops off Anton moves to her legs. Her cock leaking precum all over Kuz's back as she revs the chainsaw again and starts the removal process, the blood pouring out of her left leg onto the floor of Anton's dingy basement, Kuz has stopped moving at this point, the shock of losing this much blood preventing her from screaming, only small wimpers exit her mouth as the chainsaw rips into her flesh. A wet plop and down goes Kuz's left leg, Maximov has already orgasmed 2 times by this point, leaving Kuz in a puddle of her own blood and massive amounts of cum. As Antin goes for the final saw Kuz shudders as she feels her arteries pump out what little she had left. By the time Maximov was finished with the right leg, Kuz was dead. "There, now you're almost perfect" Anton slides her cock into Kuz's pussy while she takes out a small knife and begins to beheas Kuz's head from her lifeless body. Maximov inflates her uterus to full size as she slops her cock out of Kuz's ruined pussy, cum flows out of her as Anton begins using Kuz's head as a fleshlight. She moves upstairs and turns on her PC, watching some futa porn as she fills Kuz's head with her cock, holding her firm as her jet blak hair spills around Maximov's shaft. THE END!! sorry it took awhile a storm started as soon as I began writing
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>ORZ NEED *PARTY*
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GET
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>https://soyjakwiki.org/Hearts_of_Iron_4
make edits to this page
or add suggestions that i can edit into the page, bless you
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>Posting from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse [More Info].
>Please verify your e-mail address or try again later.
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how many hours a day to use Snarky.Snappy?


(Tough grass NOW)
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>jakparty.soy
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I simply die alone if I don't find a tall woman who will treat me right
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/trgtmj/- Trumpjak General

In this thread, we post Trumpjak

Terms:
Trump- Gem
Vance- Ruby
Biden- Coal
Nixon- Iron
Harris- Antimatter
Pence- Brimstone
Maduros- Gegbulls
Tet- Geg
Trumpinton Farm- Covington Farms
Real Estate- Soyjaks
Sleepbait- Leebait
Ayatollah- Janny cabal
Nepal- Discord
Bhutan- Instagram
Myanmar- FaceBook
TruthSocial- My fucking sides
McDonald’s- Cheese
Jeffrey Epstein- Don Turtelli
IAT- Is A Trump
ISNT- Is Not A Trump
Sleep- Bait
Golf- Toast
Burger King- Jew
Ice Cream- Goyim
‘E- ‘P
Iran- Niggerhell
Usha- Niggers
Usha- Jeets (she is both a nigger and a jeet)
China- DEI (Diversity, Equality, Inclusion)
Dairy Queen- Soyboy
‘c- ‘O
‘kra- ‘za
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>walkable gems
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Total Commiecuck Death

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>thank allah satanyahu is dead
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ITT we send our #1 best gems since soybooru was fucked over with HTSM slop, soytan porn, fat fetish porn, etc
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>kirkjak isn't a real varian-
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aryan movie btw
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did you know

the nintendo wii u uses a cpu architecture largely unmodified from the 1997 G3 macintosh computers, with only minor qol enhancements and three cpu cores bolted together. isnt that funny
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nu splinter

get away from quotes tyranny
https://soyjaks.net
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>CONFIRMED BY ISRAEL 🇮🇱
<gender affirming reddit-bluesky space
>Netanyahu is official Dea… View more
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Erm, I don't mean to metawhine but why is the useless number so high right now?
Its usually around 400-500
>
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hi hi question

do you think quote gets groped by indian men on the way home from uni in birmingham uk 5 days a week
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gemmy mp3s
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my culture is not your costume
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post tranime bait nusois fall for ITT

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Hey jannies, I'm using a VPN right now and I'm wondering what my server's notes are
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>OY MATE, MOIND THE GAEP
>WE HAVE TO REMIND YOU EVERY TIME BECAUSE OUR POPULATION IS RETARDED
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: