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 15585764[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote] [Voice Chat]>>15586897

If there are any girls (actual girls, no troons) on here that are single and want a boyfriend, I am currently looking for a girlfriend and would like to find one to date.

First, what I bring to the table.

Income: Unpredictable. Sometimes a lot, sometimes nothing, depending on my current situation. I come from a wealthy family though, so if a serious medical or financial emergency ever happened they would likely make sure you get the best treatment. If they like you, you might even get to ride on a private jet. I am not a drug dealer.

Age: 20

Attractiveness: I've been going to the gym consistently for about 4-5 weeks and plan to build the best body I can.

Personality: I’m autistic, ambitious, and somewhat eccentric, but I know how to behave. If I really like you, I’ll work very hard to become rich so you wouldn’t have to work and could just vibe all day.

What I'm looking for:
1. Female, ideally 18–22
2. White and located in the United States
3. Able to travel alone
4. Not constantly asking for drugs or money (I’m not a bank or pharmacy)
5. Enjoys things but not addicted to substances (including heavy nicotine/alcohol use)
6. Not retarded
7. Discreet and not gossipy
8. Works out regularly or willing to start
9. Healthy looking (bonus for cuteness and big boobs)
10. Not fat
11. Mentally stable
12. Kind and affectionate toward me
13. Female and willing to have children soon
14. Virgin with no male friends (I’ll hold myself to the same standard with female friends)

That’s it.

 15585776[Quote]>>15585795>>15586897

>white
>united states
Kek

 15585779[Quote]>>15585808>>15586897

hello chris chan

 15585781[Quote]>>15585790>>15586897

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>no male friends

 15585790[Quote]>>15585807>>15586897

>>15585781
Whats wrong with that?

 15585795[Quote]>>15586897

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>>15585776
Seriously, kill yourself obsessed faggot

 15585799[Quote]>>15585809>>15585810>>15586897

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>If there are any girls (actual girls, no troons) on here that are single and want a boyfriend, I am currently looking for a girlfriend and would like to find one to date.
>
>First, what I bring to the table.
>
>Income: Unpredictable. Sometimes a lot, sometimes nothing, depending on my current situation. I come from a wealthy family though, so if a serious medical or financial emergency ever happened they would likely make sure you get the best treatment. If they like you, you might even get to ride on a private jet. I am not a drug dealer.
>
>Age: 20
>
>Attractiveness: I've been going to the gym consistently for about 4-5 weeks and plan to build the best body I can.
>
>Personality: I’m autistic, ambitious, and somewhat eccentric, but I know how to behave. If I really like you, I’ll work very hard to become rich so you wouldn’t have to work and could just vibe all day.
>
>What I'm looking for:
>1. Female, ideally 18–22
>2. White and located in the United States
>3. Able to travel alone
>4. Not constantly asking for drugs or money (I’m not a bank or pharmacy)
>5. Enjoys things but not addicted to substances (including heavy nicotine/alcohol use)
>6. Not retarded
>7. Discreet and not gossipy
>8. Works out regularly or willing to start
>9. Healthy looking (bonus for cuteness and big boobs)
>10. Not fat
>11. Mentally stable
>12. Kind and affectionate toward me
>13. Female and willing to have children soon
>14. Virgin with no male friends (I’ll hold myself to the same standard with female friends)
>
>That’s it.

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>>15585790
Why do you imagine yourself getting cucked so quickly

 15585808[Quote]>>15585843>>15586897


 15585809[Quote]>>15586897

>>15585799
Don’t approve jannies

 15585810[Quote]>>15586897

>>15585799
NO ONE FUCKING LOOKS LIKE THAT

 15585817[Quote]>>15585826>>15586897

>>15585807
past experiences

 15585819[Quote]>>15586897

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>>>15585799
>NO ONE FUCKING LOOKS LIKE THAT

 15585824[Quote]>>15586897

File (hide): 1769822111220a.png 📥︎ (367.24 KB, 522x640) ImgOps

>If there are any girls (actual girls, no troons) on here that are single and want a boyfriend, I am currently looking for a girlfriend and would like to find one to date.
>
>First, what I bring to the table.
>
>Income: Unpredictable. Sometimes a lot, sometimes nothing, depending on my current situation. I come from a wealthy family though, so if a serious medical or financial emergency ever happened they would likely make sure you get the best treatment. If they like you, you might even get to ride on a private jet. I am not a drug dealer.
>
>Age: 20
>
>Attractiveness: I've been going to the gym consistently for about 4-5 weeks and plan to build the best body I can.
>
>Personality: I’m autistic, ambitious, and somewhat eccentric, but I know how to behave. If I really like you, I’ll work very hard to become rich so you wouldn’t have to work and could just vibe all day.
>
>What I'm looking for:
>1. Female, ideally 18–22
>2. White and located in the United States
>3. Able to travel alone
>4. Not constantly asking for drugs or money (I’m not a bank or pharmacy)
>5. Enjoys things but not addicted to substances (including heavy nicotine/alcohol use)
>6. Not retarded
>7. Discreet and not gossipy
>8. Works out regularly or willing to start
>9. Healthy looking (bonus for cuteness and big boobs)
>10. Not fat
>11. Mentally stable
>12. Kind and affectionate toward me
>13. Female and willing to have children soon
>14. Virgin with no male friends (I’ll hold myself to the same standard with female friends)
>
>That’s it.

 15585826[Quote]>>15585832>>15586897

>>15585817
oh ok this is bait probably but still sorry about that

 15585827[Quote]>>15586897

>i am not a drug dealer
Lost me at that, otherwise i mightve given dating u a shot

 15585828[Quote]>>15585849>>15585872>>15586897

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>>>15585799
>NO ONE FUCKING LOOKS LIKE THAT

 15585832[Quote]>>15586897

>>15585826
im not baiting

 15585840[Quote]>>15586897

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>>>15585776
>Seriously, kill yourself obsessed faggot

 15585843[Quote]>>15586897

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>>15585828
Holy raisin

 15585854[Quote]>>15585880>>15586897

What is that creature?

 15585855[Quote]>>15586897

looks like a worm

 15585862[Quote]>>15585876>>15586897

wut yo addres

 15585868[Quote]>>15586897

Want to solve declining birthrates? Give us state mandated GFs. No pussy no work.

 15585872[Quote]>>15586897

>>15585828
why does it looks like dqnqld trvmqs hair

 15585876[Quote]>>15586897

>>15585862
can you send proof youre a woman?

 15585880[Quote]>>15586897

>>15585854
A caterpillar of some sort

 15585889[Quote]>>15585896>>15586868>>15586897

i would actually want to present you to a friend.
Got some contact info? where do u live?

 15585896[Quote]>>15585927>>15586897

>>15585889
Can you send proof of her being a woman?

 15585900[Quote]>>15585921>>15586897

File (hide): algo.gif 📥︎ (1.68 MB, 204x243) ImgOps

>If there are any girls (actual girls, no troons) on here that are single and want a boyfriend, I am currently looking for a girlfriend and would like to find one to date.

First, what I bring to the table.

>Income: Unpredictable. Sometimes a lot, sometimes nothing, depending on my current situation. I come from a wealthy family though, so if a serious medical or financial emergency ever happened they would likely make sure you get the best treatment. If they like you, you might even get to ride on a private jet. I am not a drug dealer.


>Age: 20


>Attractiveness: I've been going to the gym consistently for about 4-5 weeks and plan to build the best body I can.


>Personality: I’m autistic, ambitious, and somewhat eccentric, but I know how to behave. If I really like you, I’ll work very hard to become rich so you wouldn’t have to work and could just vibe all day.


>What I'm looking for:

>1. Female, ideally 18–22
>2. White and located in the United States
>3. Able to travel alone
>4. Not constantly asking for drugs or money (I’m not a bank or pharmacy)
>5. Enjoys things but not addicted to substances (including heavy nicotine/alcohol use)
>6. Not retarded
>7. Discreet and not gossipy
>8. Works out regularly or willing to start
>9. Healthy looking (bonus for cuteness and big boobs)
>10. Not fat
>11. Mentally stable
>12. Kind and affectionate toward me
>13. Female and willing to have children soon
>14. Virgin with no male friends (I’ll hold myself to the same standard with female friends)

>That’s it.

 15585915[Quote]>>15586897

there definitely arent any girls that meet your demands on the sharty o algo

 15585921[Quote]>>15585983>>15586897

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>>15585900
>Nusois dont know about the quote button

 15585927[Quote]>>15585943>>15586897

>>15585896
sure. I'm not posting it here doe. give me an e-mail o algo

 15585943[Quote]>>15585961>>15586897

>>15585927
post it here glowie

 15585961[Quote]>>15585969>>15585973>>15586897

>>15585943
teens will do a cum tribute o algo to her. I know her since i was a caca and I dont want to see this.

Give me some contact info. I'm not a doxgod saar

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>>15585961
My cum is pure.

 15585973[Quote]>>15586897

>>15585961
>teens will do a cum tribute o algo to her
Nobody ever did that

 15585983[Quote]>>15586897

>>15585921
I'm sorry mr frog

 15586012[Quote]>>15586897

vp

 15586032[Quote]>>15586897

vp

 15586039[Quote]>>15586897

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>If there are any girls (actual girls, no troons) on here that are single and want a boyfriend, I am currently looking for a girlfriend and would like to find one to date.
>
>First, what I bring to the table.
>
>Income: Unpredictable. Sometimes a lot, sometimes nothing, depending on my current situation. I come from a wealthy family though, so if a serious medical or financial emergency ever happened they would likely make sure you get the best treatment. If they like you, you might even get to ride on a private jet. I am not a drug dealer.
>
>Age: 20
>
>Attractiveness: I've been going to the gym consistently for about 4-5 weeks and plan to build the best body I can.
>
>Personality: I’m autistic, ambitious, and somewhat eccentric, but I know how to behave. If I really like you, I’ll work very hard to become rich so you wouldn’t have to work and could just vibe all day.
>
>What I'm looking for:
>1. Female, ideally 18–22
>2. White and located in the United States
>3. Able to travel alone
>4. Not constantly asking for drugs or money (I’m not a bank or pharmacy)
>5. Enjoys things but not addicted to substances (including heavy nicotine/alcohol use)
>6. Not retarded
>7. Discreet and not gossipy
>8. Works out regularly or willing to start
>9. Healthy looking (bonus for cuteness and big boobs)
>10. Not fat
>11. Mentally stable
>12. Kind and affectionate toward me
>13. Female and willing to have children soon
>14. Virgin with no male friends (I’ll hold myself to the same standard with female friends)
>
>That’s it.

 15586046[Quote]>>15586897

bump

 15586141[Quote]>>15586897

vp

 15586144[Quote]>>15586897

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>If there are any girls (actual girls, no troons) on here that are single and want a boyfriend, I am currently looking for a girlfriend and would like to find one to date.
>
>First, what I bring to the table.
>
>Income: Unpredictable. Sometimes a lot, sometimes nothing, depending on my current situation. I come from a wealthy family though, so if a serious medical or financial emergency ever happened they would likely make sure you get the best treatment. If they like you, you might even get to ride on a private jet. I am not a drug dealer.
>
>Age: 20
>
>Attractiveness: I've been going to the gym consistently for about 4-5 weeks and plan to build the best body I can.
>
>Personality: I’m autistic, ambitious, and somewhat eccentric, but I know how to behave. If I really like you, I’ll work very hard to become rich so you wouldn’t have to work and could just vibe all day.
>
>What I'm looking for:
>1. Female, ideally 18–22
>2. White and located in the United States
>3. Able to travel alone
>4. Not constantly asking for drugs or money (I’m not a bank or pharmacy)
>5. Enjoys things but not addicted to substances (including heavy nicotine/alcohol use)
>6. Not retarded
>7. Discreet and not gossipy
>8. Works out regularly or willing to start
>9. Healthy looking (bonus for cuteness and big boobs)
>10. Not fat
>11. Mentally stable
>12. Kind and affectionate toward me
>13. Female and willing to have children soon
>14. Virgin with no male friends (I’ll hold myself to the same standard with female friends)
>
>That’s it.

 15586150[Quote]>>15586897

there's me

 15586154[Quote]>>15586167>>15586897

but im not white

 15586167[Quote]>>15586192>>15586897

>>15586154
Whats your skin color? on hex

 15586192[Quote]>>15586897

>>15586167
#644117

 15586206[Quote]>>15586243>>15586897

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I'm a real girl. Let's meet up.

 15586210[Quote]>>15586330>>15586897

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>>>15586167
>#644117

 15586243[Quote]>>15586257>>15586897

>>15586206
Do you have any proof youre a woman?

 15586255[Quote]>>15586897

Good luck on your thneed op

 15586257[Quote]>>15586262>>15586897


 15586262[Quote]>>15586351>>15586897

>>15586257
send it

 15586268[Quote]>>15586897

welcome back chris chan

 15586330[Quote]>>15586897

>>15586210
this epi’d me

 15586351[Quote]>>15586355>>15586897

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 15586383[Quote]>>15586897

vp

 15586424[Quote]>>15586897

vp

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OP, women are a dead end, they're all retarded. Start looking for a man.

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 15586489[Quote]>>15586897


 15586503[Quote]>>15586513>>15586593>>15586897

Do you want to see my titties ? 🤔

 15586504[Quote]>>15586542>>15586562>>15586897

>>15586456
Idk, ive watched gay porn before and it really disgusted me.

 15586513[Quote]>>15586526>>15586897

>>15586503
Im looking for love, not porn.

 15586526[Quote]>>15586547>>15586897

>>15586513
Well, but you're looking for proof that I'm a girl aren't u ?

 15586542[Quote]>>15586897

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>>15586504
>ive watched gay porn before
the state of soicux

 15586547[Quote]>>15586676>>15586897

>>15586526
Thats not real proof though. You could be a tranny, maybe you can send a picture of your breasts with your face on it but thats optional.

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>>15586504
NUSOI…

 15586584[Quote]>>15586897

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>If there are any girls (actual girls, no troons) on here that are single and want a boyfriend, I am currently looking for a girlfriend and would like to find one to date.
>
>First, what I bring to the table.
>
>Income: Unpredictable. Sometimes a lot, sometimes nothing, depending on my current situation. I come from a wealthy family though, so if a serious medical or financial emergency ever happened they would likely make sure you get the best treatment. If they like you, you might even get to ride on a private jet. I am not a drug dealer.
>
>Age: 20
>
>Attractiveness: I've been going to the gym consistently for about 4-5 weeks and plan to build the best body I can.
>
>Personality: I’m autistic, ambitious, and somewhat eccentric, but I know how to behave. If I really like you, I’ll work very hard to become rich so you wouldn’t have to work and could just vibe all day.
>
>What I'm looking for:
>1. Female, ideally 18–22
>2. White and located in the United States
>3. Able to travel alone
>4. Not constantly asking for drugs or money (I’m not a bank or pharmacy)
>5. Enjoys things but not addicted to substances (including heavy nicotine/alcohol use)
>6. Not retarded
>7. Discreet and not gossipy
>8. Works out regularly or willing to start
>9. Healthy looking (bonus for cuteness and big boobs)
>10. Not fat
>11. Mentally stable
>12. Kind and affectionate toward me
>13. Female and willing to have children soon
>14. Virgin with no male friends (I’ll hold myself to the same standard with female friends)
>
>That’s it.

Hi chris

 15586591[Quote]>>15586897

>>15586562
Whats wrong with that?

 15586593[Quote]>>15586897

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>>15586503
I’m not OP, but I would still love to admire your boobies. I love all shapes and sizes, so keep me posted.

 15586594[Quote]>>15586620>>15586897

You sound like a foid, have realistic standards nusoi.

 15586608[Quote]>>15586624>>15586642>>15586897

>>15586562
I mean it was not exactly gay porn, but the sissy type where the women are dominant. o algo

 15586611[Quote]>>15586897

ts is bait and i will interact with it

 15586620[Quote]>>15586897

>>15586594
What are "realistic standards"?

 15586624[Quote]>>15586641>>15586897

>>15586608
not me btw

 15586640[Quote]>>15586897

vp

 15586641[Quote]>>15586651>>15586654>>15586897

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>>15586624
New Soy

 15586642[Quote]>>15586897

>>15586608
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

 15586651[Quote]>>15586897

>>15586641
no arrow

 15586654[Quote]>>15586897

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>>15586641
itoddler

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>>15586547
Here you go bby 😚

 15586682[Quote]>>15586897

>>15586676
I can’t wait for this.

 15586684[Quote]>>15586897

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>Do you want to see my titties ? 🤔

 15586692[Quote]>>15586897

>>15586676
jannies dont approve

 15586695[Quote]>>15586897

>>15586676
i gooned to the mpa ama

 15586705[Quote]>>15586897

>>15586676
DO NOT APPROVE JANNIES DONT

 15586707[Quote]>>15586897

>>15586676
its actual fucking titties

 15586712[Quote]>>15586897

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>>>15586547
>Here you go bby 😚

 15586730[Quote]>>15586897

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>using the schlogpocalypse strategy to destroy /soy/

 15586739[Quote]>>15586897

vp

 15586740[Quote]>>15586897

>>15586676
dont approve

 15586750[Quote]>>15586897

>>15586676
do approve

 15586757[Quote]>>15586897

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>>Do you want to see my titties ? 🤔
>>>>15586547
>>Here you go bby 😚

 15586759[Quote]>>15586785>>15586897

>>15586676
This is not what i asked for. You are disgusting.

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>>15586676
geg im trans btw

 15586766[Quote]>>15586897

>>15586762
sentient

 15586769[Quote]>>15586897

fucking nameroll

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>>15586676
should i goon to this

 15586781[Quote]>>15586789>>15586897

>>15586676
Clearly a dude

 15586784[Quote]>>15586797>>15586897

>>15586676
>body hair
tranny

 15586785[Quote]>>15586807>>15586897

>>15586759
wdym bby 🥺 it's my face (drawing) and breast sir you no like ???

 15586789[Quote]>>15586897

>>15586781
Ya think?

 15586797[Quote]>>15586897

>>15586784
Jewish women have hair on thier breasts

 15586807[Quote]>>15586897

>>15586785
I know but i cant goon to it. If you could make a goonable version of it id appreciate it

 15586810[Quote]>>15586829>>15586897

>sharty
>female
>mentally stable
lost cause

 15586812[Quote]>>15586843>>15586897

>>15586676
how old ru

 15586821[Quote]>>15586829>>15586897

nusoi actually thinks a woman like that would post HERE

 15586829[Quote]>>15586873>>15586875>>15586897

>>15586810
>>15586821
Why not? its not that big of a deal.

 15586837[Quote]>>15586897

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>>>15586781 (You)
>Ya think?

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>>15586812
20 year old sirs

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>>15585889
giving this nigga my email if OP dont get to it
Im in florida (most aryan state btw)

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>>15586829
I mean theres none of those here

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>>15586829
Women like this don’t exist no moe. Not even in the real world n’ shit

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>>15586868
Yeah im not giving my email to a random guy without proof dude.

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>>Do you want to see my titties ? 🤔
>>>Do you want to see my titties ? 🤔
>>>>>15586547
>>>Here you go bby 😚
>>Do you want to see my titties ? 🤔

 15586892[Quote]

vp

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>>15586897
no arrow

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>>15586897
Mass reply sister.. you forgot your arrow.

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nigger nameroll

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>>>15586676
>geg im trans btw

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>>15586877
EMAIL OR YOU ARE NIGGER: herreraP@a51.fbi.gov

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i wanna fuck a tranny

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>If there are any girls (actual girls, no troons) on here that are single and want a boyfriend, I am currently looking for a girlfriend and would like to find one to date.
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>First, what I bring to the table.
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>Income: Unpredictable. Sometimes a lot, sometimes nothing, depending on my current situation. I come from a wealthy family though, so if a serious medical or financial emergency ever happened they would likely make sure you get the best treatment. If they like you, you might even get to ride on a private jet. I am not a drug dealer.
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>Age: 20
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>Attractiveness: I've been going to the gym consistently for about 4-5 weeks and plan to build the best body I can.
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>Personality: I’m autistic, ambitious, and somewhat eccentric, but I know how to behave. If I really like you, I’ll work very hard to become rich so you wouldn’t have to work and could just vibe all day.
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>What I'm looking for:
>1. Female, ideally 18–22
>2. White and located in the United States
>3. Able to travel alone
>4. Not constantly asking for drugs or money (I’m not a bank or pharmacy)
>5. Enjoys things but not addicted to substances (including heavy nicotine/alcohol use)
>6. Not retarded
>7. Discreet and not gossipy
>8. Works out regularly or willing to start
>9. Healthy looking (bonus for cuteness and big boobs)
>10. Not fat
>11. Mentally stable
>12. Kind and affectionate toward me
>13. Female and willing to have children soon
>14. Virgin with no male friends (I’ll hold myself to the same standard with female friends)
>
>That’s it.

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Well, im gonna give up for now.

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foid here (can be proven), i appreciate your inquiry and meet most of your requirements but sadly
>1. i already have a chuddy boyfriend with all the relevant traits i want in a man (including owning farmland in brazil and being willing to follow me to rural russia if the circumstances require it)
>2. while i meet your other requirements, my ass is NOT mentally stable (umm hello? im on the sharty as my website of choice?) (i am collecting mental illnesses like soyboys collect pokemon cards and on top of normal bipolar bitch stuff and SNCA troon-tier mental illnesses im pretty sure i still have psychosis since i have strong delusions)
i encourage you to keep searching bro, after all, every gambler quits before they find the soywoman gf of their dreams. i highly suggest taking your search offsite because it is exceedingly rare for a woman fitting those traits to also be a mainline sharty user, okay speaking from experience?



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