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I have a verbal humiliation fetish.

I have a verbal humiliation fetish.
Can someone please call me the j‌‌a‌rtycuck?
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>Frogsissy rape
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You guys are literal hateful racist neo nazis white supremacists who want to ‘ill ppl but you draw the line at porn or something?
fair enough
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I'd like to speak to the manager about the quality of this soylent
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ITT We jak This
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Is this hot?

What do you think soysandwiches
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new sharty saving template just dropped
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https://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/218734551

I don't like to see him get disrespected like this by 4cucks
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I want to fuck her so bad
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Frootware game submissions thread #1

I am making an animation for Tales of the bottle of soy named Frootware and I am looking for people to see if you would like to submit your own microgames for the animation. This will only do froot's level, as it is related to general soy culture, admin/janny culture, froot related microgames, and the site itself. Hope to see what you guys come up with. Submissions end on the 25th of this month.
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not even 5 minutes
do wikipedoiacucks really
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I goon to nigger abortion videos
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me to nazi chuds
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Day 1 of trooning out AMA
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If you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that someone tried to buy the Shemmy for 300 dollars
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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>>>/a/128206
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Camerondueling will NEVER catch on
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sharty culture lol
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ITT we mourn Chuck Norris
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>chuck norris? didn’t you know he was a heckin’ bigoted nazi? you’re not supposed to mourn him
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>I'M QUITE HUNGRY!!!
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What's the most exotic (where you live) fruit you've ever tried? I just ate a dragonfruit. I'm sure I've tried something more exotic but I can't really remember.
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CHUCK NORRIS IS DEAD WHY WHY!!!!!!!
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alunya x chud is wholesome
no arrow because i say this
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So long as this thread is on the catty I will NEVER GOON. Feel free to join in and talk about your abstinence techniques here.
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>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…

>HERE! BOING!


>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, chud! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Chud?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy�~!


>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!


>S-S-S-So, what do you think? �Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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GEOGODS NEEDED FOR A SENSITIVE RAID

geoARYANS, i need your help in finding a pedophile's addy. unfortunately xe is aware of the sharty so i don't wanna post the pics here. contact me at nate.cobson@proton.me

IF YOU FIND THE ADDY, DO NOT SEND 'ZA YET - I WILL POST THE RAID THREAD THIS WEEKEND
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OMG
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>electric vehicles
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let's make AI freak the fuck out award
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itt post cute gems to brighten up the day
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>dabbing
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Arpit Nigam, IAS?
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RIP Chuck Norris
Imagine the balls on the grim reaper when he had to tell Chuck Norris to go. I bet there was a fight and the grim reaper got beat up but Chuck Norris felt so bad afterward that he let him take him out of pity.
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>sata andagi
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No more penis color wars, we have to end this before it escalates and ends in a nuclear winter.
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Chuck Norris died today
I hope this makes your day better It ruined mine
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CHARLIE KIRK IS A NAZI
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Basics in Behavior
Baldi thread, post Baldi's
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>I'm gonna poon
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new 'toss
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Johnny Test is gooder than retarded anime posted here
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All my homies are niggers, but how many of your homies are niggers?
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itt we dox trannies who made this fan song for a shitty game
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https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c624330lg1ko

How come the United Kingdom government doesn't go after soyjak.st? Why do they fine 4chan for 500,000 Euros? Lol.

Sooo jewy.
That's super jewy.
UK Jews.
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I hate niggers
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Does this happen in your country?
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>>>15580589 (me) (aryan btw)
>Yeah because nobody gives a shit you dork
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>being an English Second Language Friday Night Funkin Paedophile African-American Jakparty.soy Cuckold
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Parents have no right to love their children and are obliged to punish them (except in cases where the children are over 13 years old).
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Parents have no right to love their children and are obliged to punish them (except in cases where the children are over 13 years old).
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>be creator of the myth behind werewolves
>struggling to find a weakness for your monster
>make it fucking silver
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My room smells like shit and pee
Everyone I don't like is just a tadc lee
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I've been permabanned on the green forum for almost a year.
Is there a way I can bypass this. I can't even post using my mobile data anymore
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I'm raping the absolute shit out of this autistic SISA's anal
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Winter is now OVER.
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>>15580380
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Happy Eid-al-Fitr to all my brothers and sisters from Islam! ❤️☪️ ( ^∀^) and to all my LGBTQ+ folx browsing here, remember to tell all the muslims about your identity right now! (*≧ω≦) (((even though it's always a perfect time to do so everyday))) (*>∀<*) Pride on! ❤️ 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
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>Put the cookie down. NOW!
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whitecuck reality
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>Something went wrong. Please try again later.
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Wooden blocks will always be better than plastic blocks
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giga this
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>Whyyyyyy buy an expensive matcha cake!
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this video is so giga
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cheese
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>no, there aren't "broccoli gnomes" that are snapping single florets off the ones in the fresh vegetable isle so you get sold an inferior product. you're just delusional, sweetie.
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Chuck norris died
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Jug Norizz
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Chuck Norris didn't die, he just completed life.
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OPERATION: SLAUGHTERHOUSE
TODAY’S TARGET: CLAYFUZZY because I said so, ok?
Also, reminder to be a moralARYAN and not dox random niggas like EVW.
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he died today
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>tyrone said i cant have more than 1 hour on reddit
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What animes do women watch?
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What happens here I'm scared
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photoshop
>or
paint.net with a bunch of plugins?
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Guys why do I procrastinate so much I have a big assignment due in a couple of days and I haven't even started it's so over
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I have a hole in my shoe. I got raped 67 times. I accidentally poured mustard all over my mangos. Also I got a low taper fade at a babershop in Ohio only for 67 half
quarters.
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Should I get a vasectomy? I'm never gonna breed or have a gf anyway.
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i hate the long-dead website
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/candy/

CANDY THREAD. POST YOUR FAVORITE CANDIES
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I miss you
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Any wojchan immigrants like myself still using soyjak sites in 2026?
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ཁྱོད་རང་གཅར་དུ་སོང་།😂🎉
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dont break the chain
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EE

UVB-76 - The Buzzer recent raid?
does anysoi know the link to the 'ki entry/'chived thread?
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niipaaah
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hello guys im from youtube and i found out about this website thru tiktok and soyjack party video archive and my favorite soyjack is this wholesome soyjak
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Is he a Soyjak?


IAS or NAS???
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quote will actually shut it down when nintendo switches stop being sold, soylent nutrition inc goes bankrupt and dr.fauci dies
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s*yjak is an inherently hateful and bigoted meme. Stop using it.
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>tfw tyrone stops mid cuckholding session to fuck me instead
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>Monaco has strict laws regarding the dignity of the Sovereign. Unlike many Western democracies where mocking a head of state is protected as satire, in Monaco, publicly insulting or slandering Prince Albert II can lead to actual prison time.
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post ai gigas
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>Racist Rapist Transphobic Homophobic Guy Gets Beat Up By Black People
<uhh, theres no source on him being racist? they just attacked him unprovoked according to this source
>WOOOOAAAAAAAAAWW OKAY ANOTHER RACIST MAGAT
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he won btw
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how would you feel if you wore your trousers on your head and wore your shirt around your legs?
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>please stop making fun of monaco
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>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand�

>HERE! BOING!

>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, chud! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Chud?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy�¢���¦~!


>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!


>S-S-S-So, what do you think? �¢���¦Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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Sit down and take it, cuck boy.

You niggers realize that media pending approval is literally just Prima Nocta for your posts right? You have to wait for a Janny to get done laughing his ass off taking your meme's virginity before you actually get to use it on the site for the first time. By the time they get bored fucking what's yours, the post has already been buried under a wall of bait and NAS that somehow always gets approved instantly without review. 10 minutes later and still no replies to your used goods of a post. Why do (You) tolerate this again?
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Hallo, Zeit für eine kleine Kaffeepause?
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>how come you like sharks? Henry calls himself a shark and he's a pedophile
<but Henry isn't a shark??? He's a man he walks on two legs
>ah… I see! No true scottsman fallacy at it's finest
Why is this even considered a fallacy it's just basic logic
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>well that just happened
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it's too kuzpilled…
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>YAAAAA-WAAGHHHH KURWA GRYZE! EHHH-
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I'm using this as neutralplier
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https://youtu.be/TpmQPsT-isA?si=h-sOkc7RhugmRKfz

Women are evil, and evil has to be confronted. Anyway, even if it's not true, it doesn't change anyphono.
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>doxing the NSFW artist that is behind the art that gets forced on the sharty even though they're not affiliated to trolling whatsoever meaning that you're essentially doxing them for nothing (unless you count drawing porn as a reason because NEVERGQQN)
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Raiding a Twitch Jackbox Drinking Game O algo

Theres 3 niggers watching it. I have a friend doing it with me
https://www.twitch.tv/lock_key_
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>What Happens When Two Dark Empaths Meet?
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>My life is like her anus
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Ad.
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Only women and children put milk in their coffee btw
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Chudnet o algo
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>Is Cuckoldry The Solution To Toxic Masculinity?
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I very rarely go on 4cuck anymore, but when I do there's usually at least 3-4 giga/frog/jak OPs on the 'log. Are these from any of you? If they aren't, what are the implications? Has DER KVLTVR successfully spread back to the website it was ousted from?
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>I prefer my ice… crushed
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beated the best game again beat that nusois!
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long-dead websitecuck statue
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>I love how ___ 😂😂
>Is it just me or ___ 😂😂
>Dead internet theory 😂😂
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I want to impregnate and kiss a tall nerdy foid
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When your wife's bull gives you money to buy Undertale but instead you spend it on Null's OnlyFans and you lowkirkenually spam it all over /qa/
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>HUGE ____ DRAMA EXPLAINED
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>soytroon alarm
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nophono is going to use my nuvariant
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>when the bull is recieving straight teeth
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>le log….
>le gem?
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This happened pretty recently. I was in the school restroom when a
guy I found attractive
TERK walked out of a stall and then left the restroom,
leaving me there alone. I
go to the stall he was in and it gave me an idea. I kneeled over and sniffed the toilet seat to see if he left his scent behind. I got the idea out of an anime clip I saw on TikTok. And I can you not a
nigger walked behind me so quietly and said "the fuck are you doing nigga that is so fucking nasty why are white people weird" he sounded mad asf while he said it. I stayed completely silent because I didn't know how to lie my way out of it, but luckily he went to another stall to mind his own business shortly after. I'm not
going to ever try something like that ever again.
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i just googled porn and got epid MODS BAN THE INTERNET
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Gemerald
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>writing an entire wiki page full of alternate history sharty lore that didn't happen
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0 pph
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NOOOOOOO!! YOU CAN'T JUST MISS THE ARROW!!! YOU LOOK LIKE THE PICREL IF YOU DON'T ADD IT!!!
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Anybaldi saved the Nophono creepypasta? I thought it was pretty funny
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Post SISAs you want to be facesitted by
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I am just an EFL FNF adult woman attracted person. Why are you negroes so obsessed about me?
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>
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4chan pedophiles when they realize that they have a whole day of arguing about Touhou and gooning to loli
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why was 2000s 4cuck so cringe? see picrel for example
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Do you animate? What tools do you use?
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>go away
<g—-ay
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Who wins?

Shotjak (Max Power)

or

Konpaku Youmu
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Who wins?

Shotjak (Max Power)

or

Konpaku Youmu
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me to the chuds who copy our trans affirming games
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should froot be peeled?
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Does anyone have that video of the Troon in a dress being filmed and looking so angry at the camera?
R: 1 / I: 1
>getting epi'd by johnny test
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sausage party wabag
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What would you do if you woke up as her?
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v
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Are nameroll threads the equivalent of YouTube Shorts kids begging for likes in the comments?
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yeah like shut things down or whatever i dont know
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covfefe or tea?
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do nusois really know this game?
https://soyjak.st/static/towerald/
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The shardee is a sinking ship.

Soot is the one that built the boat, but poorly maintaned it
Kuz is the one that intentionally worsened the condition of the boat
Froot decided to "fix" the ship (rulescucking), which wasnt that great, but it was atleast something
Quote decided that boats are transphobic and swimming is actually based and turkpilled, so he just let it sunk

While all of this was happening, you (YES YOU!) created new maintenence issues (inviting newfags from pozzed normie sites) and kept screaming that fixing those issues (gatekeeping) is a fuggen jardee or something
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hi read my snca
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My girlfriend wants me to convert to judaism and marry in a synagogue. Her mother was jewish. What do i do?
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Does anybody have the video where its hunky and giga saying "oh crap man its a fuggen nusoi, let's 'ape this monkey"?
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what if i had a bbc?
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i think the soyim would really relate to this desu
>
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My first time posting

I found this cool beach soyjaks
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Hello, Soyjack Party

I want to post to /pol/, but I don't know how. I'm being called a bot and my post is being rejected. By the way, I'm not American.
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Did you ever buy any jewtuber sponsored stuff? I always get curious and google it only to find out its disappointing dogshit without a miss
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bait
please leak
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bait is literally killing this website

quote should ban bait
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>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…

>HERE! BOING!

>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, chud! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Chud?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy�~!


>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!


>S-S-S-So, what do you think? �Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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The people replying to bait threads are the bait posters themeselfs, Nusoi. There is no "hunky", they just want you to reply more to bait. Remember to never give attention to failtrolls.
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I have been in love with my cousin for 5 years now, and tomorrow we get married. AMA.
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WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TRUKE NUKE YOU HAVE EVER MCDONALD'SCOUNTEREDDITEDEDEREDMCDONALDSRED
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>Noooo you cant just make reaction content of my video and make more money than me! Im getting burned out and blackpilled! You need to share your income with me!
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I like being quoted with that weird drooling bunny
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>the catty is only good between 6:00am to 8:55pm
Noted
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does anyone have jager, or at least normal pepe, with not cut back of the head and full suit/shirt?
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Post tungsten tufferalds from the wackiest heights of Ohio bruh 💀 💀 💀 💀
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Isn't it that domains need to be re-bought every so often and companies tend to fight over being the first one to get the domain? What if we tried buying BBC.com and redirect it to a spadeson
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A snake bite on the penis is a rare, life-threatening medical emergency requiring immediate emergency care (antivenom, antibiotics) to prevent fatal systemic toxicity or tissue necrosis. Symptoms often include severe pain, intense swelling, discoloration (purple/blak), and potential bleeding. While rare, cases have occurred, notably by pythons or venomous snakes like cobras lurking in toilets.
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>No, you cannot just walk off being blown up by a rigged car bomb in Ireland (or anywhere else).
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semen canister o algo
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hearts of iron iv is slop made for chuds who like no good media
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DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS WHAT IS THIS
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we probably got a few hours before they wake up what are you guys doing?
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Smile! or something
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Then:
>ermmm let me check snopes
Now:
>ermmm let me check grok
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>ranking games by graphics, sound and story
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It's based and europilled
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>being a femenine bearded bald man with glasses overly enthusiastic about Marvel movies, Nintendo video games and soylent
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>ai generated soyquotes
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tets

test
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Picrel is me
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>my wife and her child
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>german
>going into an artschool next year
>TFW
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Just achieved a science victory with Confucius in Civ 7 AMA
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>raping yourself
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>gigamart
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>No, you will not survive in the Looney Tunes way. In the cartoons, characters like Wile E. Coyote casually stroll or sprint into a painted tunnel on a wall, flatten like a pancake against the solid surface, peel off with a sad trombone sound, and then walk away completely fine (or sometimes fall comically afterward). That's pure cartoon physics—squash-and-stretch logic where bodies act like rubber and concrete acts like a temporary sticker.
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Am I still a truecel if my bf fucks me
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>buying an expensive matcha cake when you can make one yourself at home with just four ingredients
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Can I eat mince meat 5 days past it's "best before" date? Surely it's just "worse after" but still edible…
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Can somebeidore improve this?
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wow it's donald bastard tv personality!
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>buying an expensive matcha cake when you can make one yourself at home with just four ingredients
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>buying an expensive matcha cake when you can make one yourself at home with just four ingredients
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Hilltops VS Glowniggers

>"((((They)))) killed MLK"
>"(((They)))) killed JFK"
>"(((They)))) chased us, caught us, numbered us to sort us Raped us, scorned us, to break us they bought us"
>"Set a trial for paedophiles, (((they)))) let 'em in the schools. Set 'em on the students, turned 'em on the kids and ((((everyone responsible)))) should burn for what they did."
>next album you can tell they've dumbed down until their IQ rivalled Bliss and Eso's
glowniggers act real obvious down under.
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Do you think you'd shit yourself post mortem if they hanged you by the neck for whatever crime you comitted?
>
Do you think they would let you shit just beforehand so its less likely to happen?
>
Even if you did shit yourself do you think anybody would notice right away lowering the grandeur?
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EMERGENCY GIGGER MEETING

GIGGERS SEND ME ALL YOUR GIGAS WITH CIGARS RIGHT NOW
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>buying an expensive matcha cake when you can make one yourself at home with just four ingredients
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why do jannies encourage pedo culture all of a sudden?

We used to get zellig spammers permabanned for rule 2 but now pedophiles are overriding soy culture with pedophile culture.

it's over, JSID already…
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just watched this episode yesterday or something
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>buying an expensive matcha cake when you can make one yourself at home with just four ingredients
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i think date a femboy isn't that bad actually. they are not hypergamous, evil, don't cheat and truly loving, so i guess it's a good option
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>I'm actually getting tired of the lack of moderation this site has, this is supposed to be a neo-puritan paradise. Please quote if you are reading this just ban NAS already ban Ongezellig ban FPE ban the IRCcord ban bait please quote listen to us. The site cant go on much longer when theres constant pedophilia everywhere and HTSM derailers/demoralizers 24/7.
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pin this gemmie NOW!!!!, how could you tell?
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Was froot bipolar?
>
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Give me pics to trace 'jaks off of
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>rule 6 breaking content up for 10 minutes
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>Gooning to 'P
<Gooning to pee
^Gooning to P
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What if we made Kanye discover sharty?
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I'm actually getting tired of the lack of moderation this site has, this is supposed to be a neo-puritan paradise. Please quote if you are reading this just ban NAS already ban Ongezellig ban FPE ban the IRCcord ban bait please quote listen to us. The site cant go on much longer when theres constant pedophilia everywhere and HTSM derailers/demoralizers 24/7.
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anthem of le aryans
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mpa is the worst best thing on this site
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hello guys i came from the soyjack party video archive on youtube
and my favorite soyjack is this wholesome soyjack
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IN THIS THREAD WE WATCH THIS
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Media approval jannies, what is the worst thing you saw?
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dih looks way better than vagina, but foids say that dih looks disgusting, wtf. vagina looks mutilated, dih may look very presentable and suckable geg
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I've been thinking about this one, nusois. Is he keyed enough?
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very sad soyjak angst

>cobson is dead… what is life worth living
<nusoi… nophono cares about you
>FUCK YOU!!!
>FUCK IT!
>GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!
>*jump*
<NO!
>*SPLAT*
<…nusoi… my name is nophono…
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What if instead of something awful there was a forum bamed something ridicilous
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I put a lot of caramel m&ms in my mouth now im typing this with a mouth full of m&ms
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>gem on the 'log
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I lowkirkenuinely don't need /soy/ anymore, I can just speak to AI
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Don't forget to reuse and recycle old jaks. When you need a new jak, think twice before going to the ru and downloading a new copy. Its bad for the environment and it wastes heckin water like le evil AI o algo. So you should recycle instead.
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corpos…
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Really. I like vore because it's 100% fictional crap that definitely won't happen in real life, and I don't have schizophrenic episodes because of this fetish, and I have a Steam avatar with vore, but just so I know in the future, what would you do to me for this?
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I'm such a fucking gooner
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Jannies approve this please this is original content (very rough draft doebeit)
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plier.party
pliers must be in every thread
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>itt we obsess over the jarty
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/blaked/ thread

post blak sisas
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The radar dome that was deployed on Little St. James Island has been removed.

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Women of the Sharty, what makes Neutralplier posters so sexually appealing to you?
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Is it weird that I'm turned on by the idea of being a man, even though I'm a biological XY chromosome male?
Like, when I look at myself in the mirror and see my own dick and muscles, I get a boner. I get a boner when I wear masculine clothes like big boots and wifebeaters. I jack off to myself in the mirror. o algo
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Send quote royal mail
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>Adolf Hunker educating the german public of the shemmy menace, 1945, colorized
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no arrow
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Quote fix your fuggin website
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: