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I hate niggers
I hate niggers
R: 2 / I: 0
v
v
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new sharty saving template just dropped
new sharty saving template just dropped
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Are nameroll threads the equivalent of YouTube Shorts kids begging for likes in the comments?
Are nameroll threads the equivalent of YouTube Shorts kids begging for likes in the comments?
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yeah like shut things down or whatever i dont know
yeah like shut things down or whatever i dont know
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whitecuck reality
whitecuck reality
R: 79 / I: 19
Johnny Test is gooder than retarded anime posted here
Johnny Test is gooder than retarded anime posted here
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R: 76 / I: 20
What would you do if you woke up as her?
What would you do if you woke up as her?
R: 25 / I: 11
Kuz is the one that intentionally worsened the condition of the boat
Froot decided to "fix" the ship (rulescucking), which wasnt that great, but it was atleast something
Quote decided that boats are transphobic and swimming is actually based and turkpilled, so he just let it sunk
While all of this was happening, you (YES YOU!) created new maintenence issues (inviting newfags from pozzed normie sites) and kept screaming that fixing those issues (gatekeeping) is a fuggen jardee or something
The shardee is a sinking ship.
Soot is the one that built the boat, but poorly maintaned itKuz is the one that intentionally worsened the condition of the boat
Froot decided to "fix" the ship (rulescucking), which wasnt that great, but it was atleast something
Quote decided that boats are transphobic and swimming is actually based and turkpilled, so he just let it sunk
While all of this was happening, you (YES YOU!) created new maintenence issues (inviting newfags from pozzed normie sites) and kept screaming that fixing those issues (gatekeeping) is a fuggen jardee or something
R: 0 / I: 0
hi read my snca
hi read my snca
R: 2 / I: 0
why was 2000s 4cuck so cringe? see picrel for example
why was 2000s 4cuck so cringe? see picrel for example
R: 9 / I: 6
hello guys im from youtube and i found out about this website thru tiktok and soyjack party video archive and my favorite soyjack is this wholesome soyjak
hello guys im from youtube and i found out about this website thru tiktok and soyjack party video archive and my favorite soyjack is this wholesome soyjak
R: 64 / I: 51
let's make AI freak the fuck out award
let's make AI freak the fuck out award
R: 1 / I: 0
Hallo, Zeit für eine kleine Kaffeepause?
Hallo, Zeit für eine kleine Kaffeepause?
R: 20 / I: 1
Gemerald
Gemerald
R: 1 / I: 1
sausage party wabag
sausage party wabag
R: 33 / I: 7
dont break the chain
dont break the chain
R: 11 / I: 3
My girlfriend wants me to convert to judaism and marry in a synagogue. Her mother was jewish. What do i do?
My girlfriend wants me to convert to judaism and marry in a synagogue. Her mother was jewish. What do i do?
R: 0 / I: 0
Does anybody have the video where its hunky and giga saying "oh crap man its a fuggen nusoi, let's 'ape this monkey"?
Does anybody have the video where its hunky and giga saying "oh crap man its a fuggen nusoi, let's 'ape this monkey"?
R: 1 / I: 1
>well that just happened
>well that just happened
R: 4 / I: 0
Anybaldi saved the Nophono creepypasta? I thought it was pretty funny
Anybaldi saved the Nophono creepypasta? I thought it was pretty funny
R: 6 / I: 2
s*yjak is an inherently hateful and bigoted meme. Stop using it.
s*yjak is an inherently hateful and bigoted meme. Stop using it.
R: 9 / I: 7
what if i had a bbc?
what if i had a bbc?
R: 7 / I: 0
i think the soyim would really relate to this desu
>
i think the soyim would really relate to this desu
>
R: 5 / I: 1
My first time posting
I found this cool beach soyjaks
R: 3 / I: 1
Hello, Soyjack Party
I want to post to /pol/, but I don't know how. I'm being called a bot and my post is being rejected. By the way, I'm not American.
R: 0 / I: 0
>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand�
>HERE! BOING!
>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, chud! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Chud?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy�¢���¦~!
>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
>S-S-S-So, what do you think? �¢���¦Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand�
>HERE! BOING!
>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, chud! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Chud?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy�¢���¦~!
>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
>S-S-S-So, what do you think? �¢���¦Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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I want to fuck her so bad
I want to fuck her so bad
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Did you ever buy any jewtuber sponsored stuff? I always get curious and google it only to find out its disappointing dogshit without a miss
Did you ever buy any jewtuber sponsored stuff? I always get curious and google it only to find out its disappointing dogshit without a miss
R: 19 / I: 2
cheese
cheese
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bait
please leak
bait
please leak
R: 17 / I: 5
bait is literally killing this website
quote should ban bait
bait is literally killing this website
quote should ban bait
R: 3 / I: 2
>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…
>HERE! BOING!
>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, chud! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Chud?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy�~!
>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
>S-S-S-So, what do you think? �Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…
>HERE! BOING!
>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, chud! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Chud?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy�~!
>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
>S-S-S-So, what do you think? �Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
R: 1 / I: 1
Does anyone have that video of the Troon in a dress being filmed and looking so angry at the camera?
Does anyone have that video of the Troon in a dress being filmed and looking so angry at the camera?
R: 11 / I: 0
The people replying to bait threads are the bait posters themeselfs, Nusoi. There is no "hunky", they just want you to reply more to bait. Remember to never give attention to failtrolls.
The people replying to bait threads are the bait posters themeselfs, Nusoi. There is no "hunky", they just want you to reply more to bait. Remember to never give attention to failtrolls.
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I have been in love with my cousin for 5 years now, and tomorrow we get married. AMA.
I have been in love with my cousin for 5 years now, and tomorrow we get married. AMA.
R: 1 / I: 0
WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TRUKE NUKE YOU HAVE EVER MCDONALD'SCOUNTEREDDITEDEDEREDMCDONALDSRED
WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TRUKE NUKE YOU HAVE EVER MCDONALD'SCOUNTEREDDITEDEDEREDMCDONALDSRED
R: 0 / I: 0
>Noooo you cant just make reaction content of my video and make more money than me! Im getting burned out and blackpilled! You need to share your income with me!
>Noooo you cant just make reaction content of my video and make more money than me! Im getting burned out and blackpilled! You need to share your income with me!
R: 5 / I: 1
I like being quoted with that weird drooling bunny
I like being quoted with that weird drooling bunny
R: 13 / I: 8
covfefe or tea?
covfefe or tea?
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niipaaah
niipaaah
R: 5 / I: 2
>the catty is only good between 6:00am to 8:55pm
Noted
>the catty is only good between 6:00am to 8:55pm
Noted
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does anyone have jager, or at least normal pepe, with not cut back of the head and full suit/shirt?
does anyone have jager, or at least normal pepe, with not cut back of the head and full suit/shirt?
R: 3 / I: 0
Post tungsten tufferalds from the wackiest heights of Ohio bruh 💀 💀 💀 💀
Post tungsten tufferalds from the wackiest heights of Ohio bruh 💀 💀 💀 💀
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Isn't it that domains need to be re-bought every so often and companies tend to fight over being the first one to get the domain? What if we tried buying BBC.com and redirect it to a spadeson
Isn't it that domains need to be re-bought every so often and companies tend to fight over being the first one to get the domain? What if we tried buying BBC.com and redirect it to a spadeson
R: 3 / I: 0
A snake bite on the penis is a rare, life-threatening medical emergency requiring immediate emergency care (antivenom, antibiotics) to prevent fatal systemic toxicity or tissue necrosis. Symptoms often include severe pain, intense swelling, discoloration (purple/blak), and potential bleeding. While rare, cases have occurred, notably by pythons or venomous snakes like cobras lurking in toilets.
A snake bite on the penis is a rare, life-threatening medical emergency requiring immediate emergency care (antivenom, antibiotics) to prevent fatal systemic toxicity or tissue necrosis. Symptoms often include severe pain, intense swelling, discoloration (purple/blak), and potential bleeding. While rare, cases have occurred, notably by pythons or venomous snakes like cobras lurking in toilets.
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>No, you cannot just walk off being blown up by a rigged car bomb in Ireland (or anywhere else).
>No, you cannot just walk off being blown up by a rigged car bomb in Ireland (or anywhere else).
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semen canister o algo
semen canister o algo
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hearts of iron iv is slop made for chuds who like no good media
hearts of iron iv is slop made for chuds who like no good media
R: 2 / I: 1
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Happy Eid-al-Fitr to all my brothers and sisters from Islam! ❤️☪️ ( ＾∀＾) and to all my LGBTQ+ folx browsing here, remember to tell all the muslims about your identity right now! (*≧ω≦) (((even though it's always a perfect time to do so everyday))) (*>∀<*) Pride on! ❤️ 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
Happy Eid-al-Fitr to all my brothers and sisters from Islam! ❤️☪️ ( ＾∀＾) and to all my LGBTQ+ folx browsing here, remember to tell all the muslims about your identity right now! (*≧ω≦) (((even though it's always a perfect time to do so everyday))) (*>∀<*) Pride on! ❤️ 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
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DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS WHAT IS THIS
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS WHAT IS THIS
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we probably got a few hours before they wake up what are you guys doing?
we probably got a few hours before they wake up what are you guys doing?
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Smile! or something
Smile! or something
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Then:
>ermmm let me check snopes
Now:
>ermmm let me check grok
Then:
>ermmm let me check snopes
Now:
>ermmm let me check grok
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>ranking games by graphics, sound and story
>ranking games by graphics, sound and story
R: 4 / I: 0
It's based and europilled
It's based and europilled
R: 7 / I: 3
me to the chuds who copy our trans affirming games
me to the chuds who copy our trans affirming games
R: 2 / I: 1
>being a femenine bearded bald man with glasses overly enthusiastic about Marvel movies, Nintendo video games and soylent
>being a femenine bearded bald man with glasses overly enthusiastic about Marvel movies, Nintendo video games and soylent
R: 2 / I: 2
>ai generated soyquotes
>ai generated soyquotes
R: 3 / I: 2
tets
test
R: 0 / I: 0
Picrel is me
Picrel is me
R: 2 / I: 1
>my wife and her child
>my wife and her child
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>german
>going into an artschool next year
>TFW
>german
>going into an artschool next year
>TFW
R: 0 / I: 0
Just achieved a science victory with Confucius in Civ 7 AMA
Just achieved a science victory with Confucius in Civ 7 AMA
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So long as this thread is on the catty I will NEVER GOON. Feel free to join in and talk about your abstinence techniques here.
So long as this thread is on the catty I will NEVER GOON. Feel free to join in and talk about your abstinence techniques here.
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>raping yourself
>raping yourself
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Post SISAs you want to be facesitted by
Post SISAs you want to be facesitted by
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Basics in Behavior
Baldi thread, post Baldi's
Basics in Behavior
Baldi thread, post Baldi's
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>gigamart
>gigamart
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>No, you will not survive in the Looney Tunes way. In the cartoons, characters like Wile E. Coyote casually stroll or sprint into a painted tunnel on a wall, flatten like a pancake against the solid surface, peel off with a sad trombone sound, and then walk away completely fine (or sometimes fall comically afterward). That's pure cartoon physics—squash-and-stretch logic where bodies act like rubber and concrete acts like a temporary sticker.
>No, you will not survive in the Looney Tunes way. In the cartoons, characters like Wile E. Coyote casually stroll or sprint into a painted tunnel on a wall, flatten like a pancake against the solid surface, peel off with a sad trombone sound, and then walk away completely fine (or sometimes fall comically afterward). That's pure cartoon physics—squash-and-stretch logic where bodies act like rubber and concrete acts like a temporary sticker.
R: 7 / I: 0
Am I still a truecel if my bf fucks me
Am I still a truecel if my bf fucks me
R: 2 / I: 0
>buying an expensive matcha cake when you can make one yourself at home with just four ingredients
>buying an expensive matcha cake when you can make one yourself at home with just four ingredients
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Can I eat mince meat 5 days past it's "best before" date? Surely it's just "worse after" but still edible…
Can I eat mince meat 5 days past it's "best before" date? Surely it's just "worse after" but still edible…
R: 4 / I: 1
Can somebeidore improve this?
Can somebeidore improve this?
R: 4 / I: 1
wow it's donald bastard tv personality!
wow it's donald bastard tv personality!
R: 2 / I: 0
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>buying an expensive matcha cake when you can make one yourself at home with just four ingredients
>buying an expensive matcha cake when you can make one yourself at home with just four ingredients
R: 0 / I: 0
>buying an expensive matcha cake when you can make one yourself at home with just four ingredients
>buying an expensive matcha cake when you can make one yourself at home with just four ingredients
R: 0 / I: 0
>"(((They)))) killed JFK"
>"(((They)))) chased us, caught us, numbered us to sort us Raped us, scorned us, to break us they bought us"
>"Set a trial for paedophiles, (((they)))) let 'em in the schools. Set 'em on the students, turned 'em on the kids and ((((everyone responsible)))) should burn for what they did."
>next album you can tell they've dumbed down until their IQ rivalled Bliss and Eso's
glowniggers act real obvious down under.
Hilltops VS Glowniggers
>"((((They)))) killed MLK">"(((They)))) killed JFK"
>"(((They)))) chased us, caught us, numbered us to sort us Raped us, scorned us, to break us they bought us"
>"Set a trial for paedophiles, (((they)))) let 'em in the schools. Set 'em on the students, turned 'em on the kids and ((((everyone responsible)))) should burn for what they did."
>next album you can tell they've dumbed down until their IQ rivalled Bliss and Eso's
glowniggers act real obvious down under.
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Do you think you'd shit yourself post mortem if they hanged you by the neck for whatever crime you comitted?
>
Do you think they would let you shit just beforehand so its less likely to happen?
>
Even if you did shit yourself do you think anybody would notice right away lowering the grandeur?
Do you think you'd shit yourself post mortem if they hanged you by the neck for whatever crime you comitted?
>
Do you think they would let you shit just beforehand so its less likely to happen?
>
Even if you did shit yourself do you think anybody would notice right away lowering the grandeur?
R: 13 / I: 10
EMERGENCY GIGGER MEETING
GIGGERS SEND ME ALL YOUR GIGAS WITH CIGARS RIGHT NOWR: 1 / I: 0
>buying an expensive matcha cake when you can make one yourself at home with just four ingredients
>buying an expensive matcha cake when you can make one yourself at home with just four ingredients
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why do jannies encourage pedo culture all of a sudden?
We used to get zellig spammers permabanned for rule 2 but now pedophiles are overriding soy culture with pedophile culture.
it's over, JSID already…
why do jannies encourage pedo culture all of a sudden?
We used to get zellig spammers permabanned for rule 2 but now pedophiles are overriding soy culture with pedophile culture.
it's over, JSID already…
R: 4 / I: 1
just watched this episode yesterday or something
just watched this episode yesterday or something
R: 0 / I: 0
>buying an expensive matcha cake when you can make one yourself at home with just four ingredients
>buying an expensive matcha cake when you can make one yourself at home with just four ingredients
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i think date a femboy isn't that bad actually. they are not hypergamous, evil, don't cheat and truly loving, so i guess it's a good option
i think date a femboy isn't that bad actually. they are not hypergamous, evil, don't cheat and truly loving, so i guess it's a good option
R: 2 / I: 0
>I'm actually getting tired of the lack of moderation this site has, this is supposed to be a neo-puritan paradise. Please quote if you are reading this just ban NAS already ban Ongezellig ban FPE ban the IRCcord ban bait please quote listen to us. The site cant go on much longer when theres constant pedophilia everywhere and HTSM derailers/demoralizers 24/7.
>I'm actually getting tired of the lack of moderation this site has, this is supposed to be a neo-puritan paradise. Please quote if you are reading this just ban NAS already ban Ongezellig ban FPE ban the IRCcord ban bait please quote listen to us. The site cant go on much longer when theres constant pedophilia everywhere and HTSM derailers/demoralizers 24/7.
R: 10 / I: 3
pin this gemmie NOW!!!!, how could you tell?
pin this gemmie NOW!!!!, how could you tell?
R: 3 / I: 0
Was froot bipolar?
>
Was froot bipolar?
>
R: 7 / I: 5
Give me pics to trace 'jaks off of
Give me pics to trace 'jaks off of
R: 0 / I: 0
>rule 6 breaking content up for 10 minutes
>rule 6 breaking content up for 10 minutes
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>Gooning to 'P
<Gooning to pee
^Gooning to P
>Gooning to 'P
<Gooning to pee
^Gooning to P
R: 4 / I: 1
What if we made Kanye discover sharty?
What if we made Kanye discover sharty?
R: 15 / I: 6
I'm actually getting tired of the lack of moderation this site has, this is supposed to be a neo-puritan paradise. Please quote if you are reading this just ban NAS already ban Ongezellig ban FPE ban the IRCcord ban bait please quote listen to us. The site cant go on much longer when theres constant pedophilia everywhere and HTSM derailers/demoralizers 24/7.
I'm actually getting tired of the lack of moderation this site has, this is supposed to be a neo-puritan paradise. Please quote if you are reading this just ban NAS already ban Ongezellig ban FPE ban the IRCcord ban bait please quote listen to us. The site cant go on much longer when theres constant pedophilia everywhere and HTSM derailers/demoralizers 24/7.
R: 21 / I: 4
>be creator of the myth behind werewolves
>struggling to find a weakness for your monster
>make it fucking silver
>be creator of the myth behind werewolves
>struggling to find a weakness for your monster
>make it fucking silver
R: 0 / I: 0
anthem of le aryans
anthem of le aryans
R: 0 / I: 0
mpa is the worst best thing on this site
mpa is the worst best thing on this site
R: 2 / I: 0
hello guys i came from the soyjack party video archive on youtube
and my favorite soyjack is this wholesome soyjack
hello guys i came from the soyjack party video archive on youtube
and my favorite soyjack is this wholesome soyjack
R: 14 / I: 4
IN THIS THREAD WE WATCH THIS
IN THIS THREAD WE WATCH THIS
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Media approval jannies, what is the worst thing you saw?
Media approval jannies, what is the worst thing you saw?
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dih looks way better than vagina, but foids say that dih looks disgusting, wtf. vagina looks mutilated, dih may look very presentable and suckable geg
dih looks way better than vagina, but foids say that dih looks disgusting, wtf. vagina looks mutilated, dih may look very presentable and suckable geg
R: 15 / I: 1
he died today
he died today
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I've been thinking about this one, nusois. Is he keyed enough?
I've been thinking about this one, nusois. Is he keyed enough?
R: 7 / I: 0
<nusoi… nophono cares about you
>FUCK YOU!!!
>FUCK IT!
>GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!
>*jump*
<NO!
>*SPLAT*
<…nusoi… my name is nophono…
very sad soyjak angst
>cobson is dead… what is life worth living<nusoi… nophono cares about you
>FUCK YOU!!!
>FUCK IT!
>GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!
>*jump*
<NO!
>*SPLAT*
<…nusoi… my name is nophono…
R: 13 / I: 8
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c624330lg1ko
How come the United Kingdom government doesn't go after soyjak.st? Why do they fine 4chan for 500,000 Euros? Lol.
Sooo jewy.
That's super jewy.
UK Jews.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c624330lg1ko
How come the United Kingdom government doesn't go after soyjak.st? Why do they fine 4chan for 500,000 Euros? Lol.
Sooo jewy.
That's super jewy.
UK Jews.
R: 6 / I: 1
What if instead of something awful there was a forum bamed something ridicilous
What if instead of something awful there was a forum bamed something ridicilous
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I put a lot of caramel m&ms in my mouth now im typing this with a mouth full of m&ms
I put a lot of caramel m&ms in my mouth now im typing this with a mouth full of m&ms
R: 17 / I: 9
>gem on the 'log
>gem on the 'log
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I lowkirkenuinely don't need /soy/ anymore, I can just speak to AI
I lowkirkenuinely don't need /soy/ anymore, I can just speak to AI
R: 4 / I: 1
Don't forget to reuse and recycle old jaks. When you need a new jak, think twice before going to the ru and downloading a new copy. Its bad for the environment and it wastes heckin water like le evil AI o algo. So you should recycle instead.
Don't forget to reuse and recycle old jaks. When you need a new jak, think twice before going to the ru and downloading a new copy. Its bad for the environment and it wastes heckin water like le evil AI o algo. So you should recycle instead.
R: 4 / I: 2
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corpos…
corpos…
R: 8 / I: 3
Really. I like vore because it's 100% fictional crap that definitely won't happen in real life, and I don't have schizophrenic episodes because of this fetish, and I have a Steam avatar with vore, but just so I know in the future, what would you do to me for this?
Really. I like vore because it's 100% fictional crap that definitely won't happen in real life, and I don't have schizophrenic episodes because of this fetish, and I have a Steam avatar with vore, but just so I know in the future, what would you do to me for this?
R: 2 / I: 1
I'm such a fucking gooner
I'm such a fucking gooner
R: 3 / I: 0
Jannies approve this please this is original content (very rough draft doebeit)
Jannies approve this please this is original content (very rough draft doebeit)
R: 2 / I: 1
plier.party
pliers must be in every thread
plier.party
pliers must be in every thread
R: 8 / I: 2
>itt we obsess over the jarty
>itt we obsess over the jarty
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/blaked/ thread
post blak sisas
R: 2 / I: 0
The radar dome that was deployed on Little St. James Island has been removed.
R: 19 / I: 9
Women of the Sharty, what makes Neutralplier posters so sexually appealing to you?
Women of the Sharty, what makes Neutralplier posters so sexually appealing to you?
R: 7 / I: 0
Is it weird that I'm turned on by the idea of being a man, even though I'm a biological XY chromosome male?
Like, when I look at myself in the mirror and see my own dick and muscles, I get a boner. I get a boner when I wear masculine clothes like big boots and wifebeaters. I jack off to myself in the mirror. o algo
Is it weird that I'm turned on by the idea of being a man, even though I'm a biological XY chromosome male?
Like, when I look at myself in the mirror and see my own dick and muscles, I get a boner. I get a boner when I wear masculine clothes like big boots and wifebeaters. I jack off to myself in the mirror. o algo
R: 0 / I: 0
Send quote royal mail
Send quote royal mail
R: 2 / I: 2
>Adolf Hunker educating the german public of the shemmy menace, 1945, colorized
>Adolf Hunker educating the german public of the shemmy menace, 1945, colorized
R: 2 / I: 0
no arrow
no arrow
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Quote fix your fuggin website
Quote fix your fuggin website
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I'm 6 5 and have hunter eyes but im also antisocial af and plump as a baloon.
I'm 6 5 and have hunter eyes but im also antisocial af and plump as a baloon.
R: 64 / I: 12
'KI SISSES… THIS IS YOUR MINDSET
'KI SISSES… THIS IS YOUR MINDSET
R: 42 / I: 10
ITT WE MAKE A LOUDER ‘G
ITT WE MAKE A LOUDER ‘G
R: 1 / I: 0
Nusois dont even know what country this is…
Nusois dont even know what country this is…
R: 0 / I: 0
>source?
>source?
R: 2 / I: 1
Neutralbros…
Neutralbros…
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What's the most exotic (where you live) fruit you've ever tried? I just ate a dragonfruit. I'm sure I've tried something more exotic but I can't really remember.
What's the most exotic (where you live) fruit you've ever tried? I just ate a dragonfruit. I'm sure I've tried something more exotic but I can't really remember.
R: 6 / I: 1
This site is just fake puritanism
This site is just fake puritanism
R: 0 / I: 0
clavicular got bitchslapped at the nightclub by a hot extroverted blonde.
clavicular got bitchslapped at the nightclub by a hot extroverted blonde.
R: 3 / I: 0
>spent 15 minuets on the captcha award.
why are the photos so damn blurry! MARGE.
>spent 15 minuets on the captcha award.
why are the photos so damn blurry! MARGE.
R: 6 / I: 4
alunya x chud is wholesome
no arrow because i say this
alunya x chud is wholesome
no arrow because i say this
R: 0 / I: 0
>Call the doctor, call the doctor
>Must be something wrong with me
>He's a monster, why do I want you
>Please tell me, please tell me
>He's a monster
>He's a monster
>That boy, he's a motherfucking monster
>But I love him, yeah I love him
>Ooh ah, ooh ah ah
>Call the doctor, call the doctor
>Must be something wrong with me
>He's a monster, why do I want you
>Please tell me, please tell me
>He's a monster
>He's a monster
>That boy, he's a motherfucking monster
>But I love him, yeah I love him
>Ooh ah, ooh ah ah
R: 2 / I: 1
Okay. Good night, soyim.
Okay. Good night, soyim.
R: 4 / I: 3
>Ankha was 4 years ago
>Ankha was 4 years ago
R: 0 / I: 0
>gem on the 'log
>gem on the 'log
R: 1 / I: 0
I remember making borsch and posting it here I might do it again and show you how
I remember making borsch and posting it here I might do it again and show you how
R: 3 / I: 0
How did anporvool acquire his riches?
How did anporvool acquire his riches?
R: 2 / I: 0
Soyjak 20 poster, where are you bro? I was beginning to develop a personal parasocial relationship.
Soyjak 20 poster, where are you bro? I was beginning to develop a personal parasocial relationship.
R: 6 / I: 3
Good morning
Good morning
R: 1 / I: 0
Composting poop isn't that complicated. The last things left to consider are hunting, butchering, and construction. Then follows logistics.
Composting poop isn't that complicated. The last things left to consider are hunting, butchering, and construction. Then follows logistics.
R: 3 / I: 2
Jannies, why do you hate me so?
Jannies, why do you hate me so?
R: 5 / I: 4
does anybaldi have the chudjak flustered image (it was like this but wide eyed)
does anybaldi have the chudjak flustered image (it was like this but wide eyed)
R: 13 / I: 2
Cuirassierjak on his steed
Cuirassierjak on his steed
R: 9 / I: 5
RAID THE IRC
Raid the irc gogogo kill kill gogogog
R: 61 / I: 2
Has the sharty ever participated in an IRL ARG like 4cuck's /b/ board used to do?
Has the sharty ever participated in an IRL ARG like 4cuck's /b/ board used to do?
R: 34 / I: 9
Guys why do I procrastinate so much I have a big assignment due in a couple of days and I haven't even started it's so over
Guys why do I procrastinate so much I have a big assignment due in a couple of days and I haven't even started it's so over
R: 13 / I: 4
There are people who use this site for more than 1 hour a day. Perhaps even upwards of 12 hours. Think about that.
There are people who use this site for more than 1 hour a day. Perhaps even upwards of 12 hours. Think about that.
R: 6 / I: 1
Morning soibloobas
Morning soibloobas
R: 1 / I: 0
<frqqt
<frqqt
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>his last name is burger or something
<OHNONONONONO XIS LAST NAME REALLY IS BURGER AHAHAHA
>his last name is burger or something
<OHNONONONONO XIS LAST NAME REALLY IS BURGER AHAHAHA
R: 5 / I: 1
when I'm in a washed balding fruity no-bitches unc ahh epstein's strongest soldier ahh spiritually israeli discord-server-in-imageboard-format ahh DNB website competition and my opponent is poopy.shitty
when I'm in a washed balding fruity no-bitches unc ahh epstein's strongest soldier ahh spiritually israeli discord-server-in-imageboard-format ahh DNB website competition and my opponent is poopy.shitty
R: 12 / I: 1
>Be me
>In boring social studies class that everyone is required to take
>Teacher is presenting some slideshow on politics in some African countries idk about
>Begins talking about how some use shock to send a message
>Suddenly, I see it
>The slide has what appears to be a heavily blurred and censored version of the DNB image
>I begin laughing uncontrollably
>All of the other students look over to me in confusion
>Teacher isn’t amused
>”teen, there isn’t anything funny about people sending horrific images as a warning”
>I try to explain
>”I-i-it’s… because”
>Realize what I said sounded like “be” and “Kuz” combined together
>mfw I had to do an extra writing assignment because of my interruption
>mfw I had been laughing harder from the class
>Begin laughing harder
>mw I had to be escorted from the class
>Be me
>In boring social studies class that everyone is required to take
>Teacher is presenting some slideshow on politics in some African countries idk about
>Begins talking about how some use shock to send a message
>Suddenly, I see it
>The slide has what appears to be a heavily blurred and censored version of the DNB image
>I begin laughing uncontrollably
>All of the other students look over to me in confusion
>Teacher isn’t amused
>”teen, there isn’t anything funny about people sending horrific images as a warning”
>I try to explain
>”I-i-it’s… because”
>Realize what I said sounded like “be” and “Kuz” combined together
>mfw I had to do an extra writing assignment because of my interruption
>mfw I had been laughing harder from the class
>Begin laughing harder
>mw I had to be escorted from the class
R: 11 / I: 3
Is uruguay rangebanned
Is uruguay rangebanned
R: 5 / I: 2
I hear a train outside
I hear a train outside
R: 1 / I: 0
do newswashlomos rllllly?
R: 11 / I: 5
R: 5 / I: 2
Nigga Heil Hitler, Nigga Heil Hitler
They don’t understand the things I say on twitter
Nigga Heil Hitler
They don’t understand the things I say on twitter
All my niggas Nazis
Nigga Heil Hitler, Nigga Heil Hitler
All my niggas Nazis
Nigga Heil Hitler
Nigga Heil Hitler, Nigga Heil Hitler
They don’t understand the things I say on twitter
Nigga Heil Hitler
They don’t understand the things I say on twitter
All my niggas Nazis
Nigga Heil Hitler, Nigga Heil Hitler
All my niggas Nazis
Nigga Heil Hitler
R: 1 / I: 1
>WE WUZ CONQUISTADORS
>WE WUZ CONQUISTADORS
R: 6 / I: 1
>even doe i am brown, I hate every single nigger and brown person. I hate them because they can’t develop a fucking country, I hate them because they act like monkeys
>I hate them all, even doe I am brown
>White bois, accept me into your culture
>I am the model minority
>even doe i am brown, I hate every single nigger and brown person. I hate them because they can’t develop a fucking country, I hate them because they act like monkeys
>I hate them all, even doe I am brown
>White bois, accept me into your culture
>I am the model minority
R: 14 / I: 3
The gooks yearn for BWC
The gooks yearn for BWC
R: 8 / I: 5
>Im sorry cashier
>did you say that your name is burger or something
>do you come with a medium or large fries!
>oh I'll get the large or whatever, also extra 4 patties, and bacon on the burger!
>and extra lettuce, and an extra large diet coke, Im being healthy!
>oh yeah and a 20 piece or something too
>Im sorry cashier
>did you say that your name is burger or something
>do you come with a medium or large fries!
>oh I'll get the large or whatever, also extra 4 patties, and bacon on the burger!
>and extra lettuce, and an extra large diet coke, Im being healthy!
>oh yeah and a 20 piece or something too
R: 14 / I: 9
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
R: 5 / I: 5
Always recycle your jaks.
Always recycle your jaks.
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
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Why? Fix your damned site.
Why does it feel like 75% of the times I try to post I just get one of these? How is the site being mismanaged this poorly. How bad of an admin do you need to be for the site to literally lose functionality under your tenure? You could've touched nothing and it would function better than it does now. You have to give it to them - shutting it down one technical error at a time.
R: 9 / I: 2
NIPPAH!
NIPPAH!
R: 3 / I: 0
how much neanderthal DNA do you guys think Cobson has? I'm thinking 2-3%.
how much neanderthal DNA do you guys think Cobson has? I'm thinking 2-3%.
R: 2 / I: 0
Fuck you ColorJeet
Fuck you ColorJeet
R: 4 / I: 1
Eating Oreos it’s OK but if you see one that has brown cream in the middle, it was made by a fpecuck And should be avoided at all costs!
to prevent this just yell out NIGGER!
Thank you for listening to my PSA nusois
Eating Oreos it’s OK but if you see one that has brown cream in the middle, it was made by a fpecuck And should be avoided at all costs!
to prevent this just yell out NIGGER!
Thank you for listening to my PSA nusois
R: 4 / I: 1
Real Discussion
Is the “chudjak” variant dying?
I rarely see it posted anymore, even on /pol/
I mean it has been destroyed by ‘cordtroons and ‘tokrotters
They also destroyed the word larp
Real Discussion
Is the “chudjak” variant dying?
I rarely see it posted anymore, even on /pol/
I mean it has been destroyed by ‘cordtroons and ‘tokrotters
They also destroyed the word larp
R: 11 / I: 2
Eurhours are approaching,the dnb dust is coming
>
Eurhours are approaching,the dnb dust is coming
>
R: 5 / I: 3
put all tiny white peckers in their cages
put all tiny white peckers in their cages
R: 26 / I: 9
>humans are the worst and most dangerous creatures ever walked on earth
>humans are the worst and most dangerous creatures ever walked on earth
R: 2 / I: 0
My coal from the mines.
What do you think of my fetusjak?R: 6 / I: 3
kill all gigger niggers
kill all gigger niggers
R: 16 / I: 2
>HOOMAN SUPREMACY!!!!
>WE HOOMANS NEED TO STOP HATING EACH OTHER AND INSTEAD UNITE TO HATE SNCA ALIEN SPECIES BECAUSE THEY ARENT MADE IN THE IMAGE OF ZOG or something yeah
>HOOMAN SUPREMACY!!!!
>WE HOOMANS NEED TO STOP HATING EACH OTHER AND INSTEAD UNITE TO HATE SNCA ALIEN SPECIES BECAUSE THEY ARENT MADE IN THE IMAGE OF ZOG or something yeah
R: 8 / I: 2
All nevergoon poopas are closeted transbbc femsluttas who NEED bic in their gemholes IMMEDIATELY
>true
All nevergoon poopas are closeted transbbc femsluttas who NEED bic in their gemholes IMMEDIATELY
>true
R: 12 / I: 4
>uhhhhhh…..
>I'll take a 20 piece meal…
>um.. uhhhh large
>with… uh a diet coke, trying to be healthy nowadays you know or whatever
>uhhhhhh…..
>I'll take a 20 piece meal…
>um.. uhhhh large
>with… uh a diet coke, trying to be healthy nowadays you know or whatever
R: 16 / I: 2
why does the 'cord attract 'maps'?
why does the 'cord attract 'maps'?
R: 3 / I: 0
I just found out topaz comes in different colors or something
>topazR: 8 / I: 1
Which NAS would you permanently ban from the sharty everywhere except FPE?
Which NAS would you permanently ban from the sharty everywhere except FPE?
R: 3 / I: 2
>tok far right
pedophiles, groomers, ‘64
>’cord far right
‘Tok far right but with more pedophiles
>insta far right
13 year olds spamming the n word because gypsy crusader told them to
>4chan far right
Troons and pedophile
>sharty
aryanheaven
>tok far right
pedophiles, groomers, ‘64
>’cord far right
‘Tok far right but with more pedophiles
>insta far right
13 year olds spamming the n word because gypsy crusader told them to
>4chan far right
Troons and pedophile
>sharty
aryanheaven
R: 37 / I: 9
Sit down and take it, cuck boy.
You niggers realize that media pending approval is literally just Prima Nocta for your posts right? You have to wait for a Janny to get done laughing his ass off taking your meme's virginity before you actually get to use it on the site for the first time. By the time they get bored fucking what's yours, the post has already been buried under a wall of bait and NAS that somehow always gets approved instantly without review. 10 minutes later and still no replies to your used goods of a post. Why do (You) tolerate this again?
R: 15 / I: 4
>restrict yourself from earthly desires like food,sex, sloth and other pleasures they're le baaaad
>now that you have cucked yourself, you will be rewarded with unlimited food,sex and rest
How retarded do you have to be not to realize the rich are pushing religion to keep the poor from revolting?
>restrict yourself from earthly desires like food,sex, sloth and other pleasures they're le baaaad
>now that you have cucked yourself, you will be rewarded with unlimited food,sex and rest
How retarded do you have to be not to realize the rich are pushing religion to keep the poor from revolting?
R: 2 / I: 1
reported the website to the fbi
all i wrote down was “my clitty leaked”
case opened up, swat teams sent.
Its over nusois
reported the website to the fbi
all i wrote down was “my clitty leaked”
case opened up, swat teams sent.
Its over nusois
R: 1 / I: 0
Sharty was, and will always be just another 4chan splinter
Sharty was, and will always be just another 4chan splinter
R: 10 / I: 8
Reported for shit site btw
Reported for shit site btw
R: 6 / I: 2
The alt right playbook is the closest thing to a full soyjak animated series since you can view it as satire about soyboys and their worldviews
The alt right playbook is the closest thing to a full soyjak animated series since you can view it as satire about soyboys and their worldviews
R: 584 / I: 110
GEM MINE POTENTIAL: LIBERAL TALK SHOW: CALL IN AND CHUD IT UP!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABRXTP1ikG8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABRXTP1ikG8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABRXTP1ikG8
GEM MINE POTENTIAL: LIBERAL TALK SHOW: CALL IN AND CHUD IT UP!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABRXTP1ikG8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABRXTP1ikG8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABRXTP1ikG8
R: 13 / I: 0
I was raped AMA
I was raped AMA
R: 5 / I: 0
R: 26 / I: 4
Hey jannies, would me posting the video of the foid who pissed on the quran violate rule 14?
Hey jannies, would me posting the video of the foid who pissed on the quran violate rule 14?
R: 45 / I: 11
Last thread got 0 reppeys and died so I'm making an another one. I joined the 'party 3 months ago AMA
Last thread got 0 reppeys and died so I'm making an another one. I joined the 'party 3 months ago AMA
R: 3 / I: 2
>becomes sharty owner
>bans all NAS
>also bans IAS
>becomes sharty owner
>bans all NAS
>also bans IAS
R: 24 / I: 4
ITT we try to find some niche A24 obsucre slowrburping kino that we can larp that not degen gooning typ shi and fits /soy/
ITT we try to find some niche A24 obsucre slowrburping kino that we can larp that not degen gooning typ shi and fits /soy/
R: 2 / I: 1
>Someone raped me
>Someone raped me
R: 0 / I: 0
just did the worst dybbuk fight of all time fuck that boss
just did the worst dybbuk fight of all time fuck that boss
R: 4 / I: 1
Stumbled across a group of blak jews who think the wipipo is the devil. You can call in and there's a streamyard and they'll let anyone in to gem it up.
Just make sure to say you're part of one of these tribes because they're using it as a litmus test for if you're a troll when you sound white: Reuben Simeon Judah Issachar Zebulun Dan Naphtali Gad Asher Ephraim Manasseh Benjamin
<reddit space
THEY ALREADY DFE'D ONCE SO BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU JOIN TEENS THEY'RE ON GUARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02zCfrn2qI4
https://streamyard.com/rdmyirnne9
GEMMY RAID
Can somephono post the thread the sharty has been messing up for me all day and won't let me post the thread, here's the draft I madeStumbled across a group of blak jews who think the wipipo is the devil. You can call in and there's a streamyard and they'll let anyone in to gem it up.
Just make sure to say you're part of one of these tribes because they're using it as a litmus test for if you're a troll when you sound white: Reuben Simeon Judah Issachar Zebulun Dan Naphtali Gad Asher Ephraim Manasseh Benjamin
<reddit space
THEY ALREADY DFE'D ONCE SO BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU JOIN TEENS THEY'RE ON GUARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02zCfrn2qI4
https://streamyard.com/rdmyirnne9
R: 7 / I: 2
I want to rape catgirls
I want to rape catgirls
R: 19 / I: 7
Itt steal the get with max payne
Itt steal the get with max payne
R: 0 / I: 0
>having an erratic and a fake internet behavior such that whoever buys your data it isn't worth anything and poisons their algorithm/AI
>having an erratic and a fake internet behavior such that whoever buys your data it isn't worth anything and poisons their algorithm/AI
R: 2 / I: 0
>the semites are still killing each other in the middle east even thousands of years later
>the semites are still killing each other in the middle east even thousands of years later
R: 9 / I: 1
Zarty meetup captured on video
Need it or keep it?R: 1 / I: 0
gooning is aryan coded
gooning is aryan coded
R: 171 / I: 81
JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 1 / I: 1
>Something went wrong. Please try again later.
>Something went wrong. Please try again later.
R: 10 / I: 2
>where.. is… smg4?
<skyler… i have 11 gorbillion smg4 diaper fetish fan art… i assure you that SMG4 is still making autistslop videos
<all we have to do… is go… that's all we have to do.
>y-you… ended him.
>you ended smg4
^what???
<no no no no- NO NO NO
<I TRIED TO SAVE HIM
^e-essema te fow ez end!?
>where.. is… smg4?
<skyler… i have 11 gorbillion smg4 diaper fetish fan art… i assure you that SMG4 is still making autistslop videos
<all we have to do… is go… that's all we have to do.
>y-you… ended him.
>you ended smg4
^what???
<no no no no- NO NO NO
<I TRIED TO SAVE HIM
^e-essema te fow ez end!?
R: 1 / I: 1
>bbc is a racist stereotype
>bbc is a racist stereotype
R: 88 / I: 41
If this post gets 10 chud namerolls in a row within the next half hour I will print a random one of the images those posts suggest and goon on it
If this post gets 10 chud namerolls in a row within the next half hour I will print a random one of the images those posts suggest and goon on it
R: 0 / I: 0
>Ok post meowbahh pissing the mussie book NOW
>Ok post meowbahh pissing the mussie book NOW
R: 8 / I: 1
What if Hunky had a BBC?
What if Hunky had a BBC?
R: 0 / I: 0
>miss circle is a cutie 🤭
>miss circle is a cutie 🤭
R: 12 / I: 3
im reposting bc >>>tech is dnb, how the fuck do you install debian linux on a mac mini 2014
im reposting bc >>>tech is dnb, how the fuck do you install debian linux on a mac mini 2014
R: 2 / I: 0
Holy shit this site went down the tubes
Wtf happened while i was gone
Holy shit this site went down the tubes
Wtf happened while i was gone
R: 4 / I: 1
I am posting from the blakEDROOMS, ama
I am posting from the blakEDROOMS, ama
R: 8 / I: 3
A foid at uni just farted on my face, I feel so disgusted.
A foid at uni just farted on my face, I feel so disgusted.
R: 14 / I: 2
She's dissapointed
She's dissapointed
R: 2 / I: 2
BRICK RIGS VVON
BRICK RIGS VVON
R: 7 / I: 1
can someone giga him
can someone giga him
R: 11 / I: 2
Most upvoted thing you posted to the 'ru?
Most upvoted thing you posted to the 'ru?
R: 10 / I: 0
Blocks discussion thread
R: 1 / I: 0
Is there a full compendium of hashbanned files somewhere? I get ((they)) like to keep the waters murky so we're forced to play it safe and not post anything that could even possibly seem hashbanned. This isn't about evading bans obviously, so Joons - don't get up in arms with me. This is a matter of rule clarification. Where does a soyteen gotta go to get some straight information these days.
Is there a full compendium of hashbanned files somewhere? I get ((they)) like to keep the waters murky so we're forced to play it safe and not post anything that could even possibly seem hashbanned. This isn't about evading bans obviously, so Joons - don't get up in arms with me. This is a matter of rule clarification. Where does a soyteen gotta go to get some straight information these days.
R: 10 / I: 0
R: 3 / I: 1
>Raping magacucks
>Raping magacucks
R: 3 / I: 0
Test
Test
R: 14 / I: 1
You only got one shot at life.
You only got one shot at life.
R: 9 / I: 1
Stumbled across a group of blak jews who think the wipipo is the devil. You can call in and there's a streamyard and they'll let anyone in to gem it up.
Just make sure to say you're part of one of these tribes because they're using it as a litmus test for if you're a troll when you sound white: Reuben Simeon Judah Issachar Zebulun Dan Naphtali Gad Asher Ephraim Manasseh Benjamin
<reddit space
THEY ALREADY DFE'D ONCE SO BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU JOIN TEENS THEY'RE ON GUARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02zCfrn2qI4
https://streamyard.com/rdmyirnne9
Stumbled across a group of blak jews who think the wipipo is the devil. You can call in and there's a streamyard and they'll let anyone in to gem it up.
Just make sure to say you're part of one of these tribes because they're using it as a litmus test for if you're a troll when you sound white: Reuben Simeon Judah Issachar Zebulun Dan Naphtali Gad Asher Ephraim Manasseh Benjamin
<reddit space
THEY ALREADY DFE'D ONCE SO BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU JOIN TEENS THEY'RE ON GUARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02zCfrn2qI4
https://streamyard.com/rdmyirnne9
R: 8 / I: 0
GEOGODS NEEDED FOR A SENSITIVE RAID
geoARYANS, i need your help in finding a pedophile's addy. unfortunately xe is aware of the sharty so i don't wanna post the pics here. contact me at nate.cobson@proton.me
IF YOU FIND THE ADDY, DO NOT SEND 'ZA YET - I WILL POST THE RAID THREAD THIS WEEKEND
GEOGODS NEEDED FOR A SENSITIVE RAID
geoARYANS, i need your help in finding a pedophile's addy. unfortunately xe is aware of the sharty so i don't wanna post the pics here. contact me at nate.cobson@proton.me
IF YOU FIND THE ADDY, DO NOT SEND 'ZA YET - I WILL POST THE RAID THREAD THIS WEEKEND
R: 16 / I: 0
I think I bullied an attention whore off the site and I feel really bad
I think I bullied an attention whore off the site and I feel really bad
R: 3 / I: 0
Stumbled across a group of blak jews who think the wipipo is the devil. You can call in and there's a streamyard and they'll let anyone in to gem it up.
Just make sure to say you're part of one of these tribes because they're using it as a litmus test for if you're a troll when you sound white: Reuben Simeon Judah Issachar Zebulun Dan Naphtali Gad Asher Ephraim Manasseh Benjamin
<reddit space
THEY ALREADY DFE'D ONCE SO BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU JOIN TEENS THEY'RE ON GUARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02zCfrn2qI4
https://streamyard.com/rdmyirnne9
Stumbled across a group of blak jews who think the wipipo is the devil. You can call in and there's a streamyard and they'll let anyone in to gem it up.
Just make sure to say you're part of one of these tribes because they're using it as a litmus test for if you're a troll when you sound white: Reuben Simeon Judah Issachar Zebulun Dan Naphtali Gad Asher Ephraim Manasseh Benjamin
<reddit space
THEY ALREADY DFE'D ONCE SO BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU JOIN TEENS THEY'RE ON GUARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02zCfrn2qI4
https://streamyard.com/rdmyirnne9
R: 17 / I: 9
Post scary stuff, can be things that have happened to you, "fun" facts, or pictures
Post scary stuff, can be things that have happened to you, "fun" facts, or pictures
R: 7 / I: 1
Can I come in the Soyjak tree house
>
Can I come in the Soyjak tree house
>
R: 2 / I: 0
Who up ticklin they timmy
Who up ticklin they timmy
R: 1 / I: 0
Stumbled across a group of blak jews who think the wipipo is the devil. You can call in and there's a streamyard and they'll let anyone in to gem it up.
Just make sure to say you're part of one of these tribes because they're using it as a litmus test for if you're a troll when you sound white: Reuben Simeon Judah Issachar Zebulun Dan Naphtali Gad Asher Ephraim Manasseh Benjamin
<reddit space
THEY ALREADY DFE'D ONCE SO BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU JOIN TEENS THEY'RE ON GUARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02zCfrn2qI4
https://streamyard.com/rdmyirnne9
Stumbled across a group of blak jews who think the wipipo is the devil. You can call in and there's a streamyard and they'll let anyone in to gem it up.
Just make sure to say you're part of one of these tribes because they're using it as a litmus test for if you're a troll when you sound white: Reuben Simeon Judah Issachar Zebulun Dan Naphtali Gad Asher Ephraim Manasseh Benjamin
<reddit space
THEY ALREADY DFE'D ONCE SO BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU JOIN TEENS THEY'RE ON GUARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02zCfrn2qI4
https://streamyard.com/rdmyirnne9
R: 1 / I: 0
>soyjak.st
>Performing security verification
>This website uses a security service to protect against malicious bots. This page is displayed while the website verifies you are not a bot.
>soyjak.st
>Performing security verification
>This website uses a security service to protect against malicious bots. This page is displayed while the website verifies you are not a bot.
R: 18 / I: 3
what's your favourite animal? for me its the tiger
what's your favourite animal? for me its the tiger
R: 26 / I: 3
NUSOIS…
NUSOIS…
R: 5 / I: 0
WHAT IF VLODSON ACTUALLY HITLER
>VLOD
WHAT IF VLODSON ACTUALLY HITLER
>VLOD
R: 10 / I: 1
why are trannies obssessed with oneshot
why are trannies obssessed with oneshot
R: 4 / I: 2
trans girls are so kissable :3
trans girls are so kissable :3
R: 6 / I: 1
We're in the final hours of winter.
We're in the final hours of winter.
R: 11 / I: 3
Dat media do be pending anporvool doe
Dat media do be pending anporvool doe
R: 6 / I: 0
Why are TWP cuckolds so obsessed with Sabrina Carpenter when she is fucking ugly?
Sydney Sweeney is much more attractive and built 4 my BBC!
Why are TWP cuckolds so obsessed with Sabrina Carpenter when she is fucking ugly?
Sydney Sweeney is much more attractive and built 4 my BBC!
R: 1 / I: 0
x interview on the 'log
x interview on the 'log
R: 6 / I: 6
If this post gets 10 chud namerolls in a row within the next half hour I will print a random one of the images those posts suggest and goon on it (image only edition)
If this post gets 10 chud namerolls in a row within the next half hour I will print a random one of the images those posts suggest and goon on it (image only edition)
R: 2 / I: 1
Diversity is our greatest strength
Diversity is our greatest strength
R: 6 / I: 0
the sharty doesn't genuinely moralfag, they only moralfag because they use that as an excuse to justify raiding and doxing
the sharty doesn't genuinely moralfag, they only moralfag because they use that as an excuse to justify raiding and doxing
R: 79 / I: 14
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)
previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 530 / I: 107
A Heist with Neutralplier
>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 474 / I: 195
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
OPERATION REALITY 2
Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
R: 466 / I: 82
are ponds or streams more sustainable
are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 119 / I: 22
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)
Feel free to ask us any questions!
Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD
Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)
Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 379 / I: 273
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 140 / I: 40
What do you do?
NusoiNeanderthal Adventure
The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.What do you do?
R: 801 / I: 353
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 531 / I: 109
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 543 / I: 253
BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2
On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 404 / I: 68
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
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Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
Soy Conlang General Thread
ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread
>slid again awardin the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Hi
Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Soysylum Adventure
You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.