Lolcow LLC v. Liz Fong-Jones (2026)

It's a search engine you retard.
In this single case, I have to agree with the schizo. It's not a search engine. It's statistical text generator that often resembles reality, but just as often gets things entirely wrong. We have an example of that in this very thread:

 
@Null, my Australian bank refuses to do international money transfers if the recipient’s address is a PO Box, so my attempt to support via SEPA has been foiled. I’ve chucked some money at the Give Send Go. If that qualifies for T&H status, great. If not, just more of a reason to stop being a retard and buy crypto. Whatever. Thanks for putting up with us retards and good luck with the rapist troon
 
It's funny that both the retarded Afroman lawsuit and Liz Fong Jones' retarded lawsuit are both built on the same retarded premise: "I copyright myself so you can't make fun of me!"

Maybe all Jersh needs to do is offer Jones a nice big ol' slice of Lemon Pound Cake to shove into his fat gullet and all will be resolved peacefully.
 
It's funny that both the retarded Afroman lawsuit and Liz Fong Jones' retarded lawsuit are both built on the same retarded premise: "I copyright myself so you can't make fun of me!"
I dunno about the Afroman but doesn't Liz Fong Jones have some really strong backing from the elite class? Like we know that the enshittification of the Internet is well collaborated and systematic between Globalist groups like the EU and the United Nations and IIRC LFJ is backed by that sort of people. He did get Cloudflare into kicking Kiwifarms off from it and the MSM was celebrating and dancing on our graves after that and CloudFlare is essentially an International authority/monopoly that is partially under German law.

How strong of a backing Afroman has? File me in.
 
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@Null, my Australian bank refuses to do international money transfers if the recipient’s address is a PO Box, so my attempt to support via SEPA has been foiled. I’ve chucked some money at the Give Send Go. If that qualifies for T&H status, great. If not, just more of a reason to stop being a retard and buy crypto. Whatever. Thanks for putting up with us retards and good luck with the rapist troon
Try 400 D St instead.
 
his is the first time I have actually bothered to learn what the "consent accident" actually was.

If there's more that Fong-Jones is not sharing in this screenshot, let me know, but I really don't understand why you would do everything you can to get this removed.

This is from pages back, and you already received some informative replies, but I still wanted to throw my two cents in.

If we give Dong every benefit of the doubt that this bizarre dog hair story is 100% the entire truth, and that calling it a "consent accident" was meant to be charitable to the victim and maintain Dong's SJW bona-fides, it makes every action afterward completely baffling. Only the most deranged people of the internet would take a supposed victim retroactively withdrawing consent over dog hair seriously- even most "believe all women" types are going to assume that the victim is deeply mentally ill, and that Dong wasn't to blame. There wouldn't be any reputation damage to speak of, and you'd ignore it.

But Dong hasn't done that. They don't say something like "I called it a 'consent accident' to try to be sensitive to the feelings of a former partner, even though I couldn't have reasonably been expected to predict their feelings." Instead, they have gone to extreme lengths to suppress the incident, the apparent victim, and attempt to silence anyone on the internet who talks about it. These are not the actions of someone confident in their innocence telling the truth.

At a certain point, it's normal for people to think that if someone is willing to go to such excessive effort to hide something, they're at minimum being dishonest, and don't want the truth discovered. At worst, they're trying to hide that they're a predator who made up a ridiculous story in an attempt to discredit a victim they'd already intimidated into silence. Throw in everything else about Dong's behavior and personality, and the dog hair being the whole story seems extremely unlikely. Whatever the real story is, Dong is desperate to keep it under wraps.
 
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I dunno about the Afroman but doesn't Liz Fong Jones have some really strong backing from the elite class? Like we know that the enshittification of the Internet is well collaborated and systematic between Globalist groups like the EU and the United Nations and IIRC LFJ is backed by that sort of people. He did get Cloudflare into kicking Kiwifarms off from it and the MSM was celebrating and dancing on our graves after that and CloudFlare is essentially an International authority/monopoly that is partially under German law.

How strong of a backing Afroman has? File me in.


Afroman is the one being sued by the police department of Adams County, Ohio. This case would make a great subject for Mad at the Internet. The backstory to this case is so fucking long it could fill up its own thread, I'm gonna try to condense it down as briefly as I can.

Afroman is a rapper who had a single hit in 2000, "Because I Got High." His rap persona is based around smoking weed and being goofy. He was born in LA but moved to Adams County Ohio decades after his brief time in the spotlight had ended. He still did shows and stuff but he was mostly a smaller act and arguably still is.

In August 2022, the Adams County Sherriff's Department counducted a heavily militarized no-knock raid on his property searching for "A thousand pounds of weed and victims of kidnapping." Obviously, because this nigga is a middle aged one-hit wonder who lives in Ohio, he didn't exactly have the budget or influence for an R Kelly sex dungeon with a massive grow room straight from a GTA game. The raid was a total bust, and only succeeded in damaging his property and wasting taxpayer money. No charges were filed and the "informant" they worked with turned out to be lying in a sad attempt to get her felony charges reduced. $400 "went missing" and he had to file a complaint to get it back. The "contraband" seized in the raid amounted to a single vape pen, possibly some dime bags, and his mother's lemon pound cake.

The cops laughed in his face when he asked for restitution, and outraged, Afroman produced an entire album of songs mocking the police department, with music videos that used actual footage from the raid:


One of the best moments is you can see a fat cop who looks like IRL Peter Griffin stop in the middle of the raid to eye the infamous Lemon Pound Cake. I mean, just friggin' look at this Family Guy!

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This took off in a huge way, and he started selling T-Shirts and presenting his broken door and mother's lemon pound cake at concerts, people from all over the world contacting him to ask how he was doing, songs on YouTube and TikTok trending. It became a big meme moment that had another brief time in the spotlight and breathed some life into Afroman's career again. But it was mostly a small, self-contained controversy.

Until like a year later when the Adams County Sheriff's Department decided to fucking SUE HIM.

Essentially, the basis of their case is exactly the same as Liz Fong-Jones. Afroman violated their "personal copyright" by publicly mocking them and showing their faces in the video. They claim he "defamed" them by showing people exactly what they did, and violated their privacy despite the fact that they're clearly public figures.

Beloved Slop Chef and guy with funny voice Critkal talks about it here:


Despite widespread criticism from Civil Rights groups and the public at large, and most of the claims being dismissed early on, the lawsuit went forward for THREE FUCKING YEARS and the trial will begin in the coming days.

So, I think in many ways this case mirrors Josh's, and I think it might even set precedent for how his will be handled.

@Null if you're reading, you should consider doing a segment on this if you haven't already. I'll throw in bonus points if you include the dirty laundry Afroman has been kicking up from the defemation case, including that the former police chief is a pedophile, one of the key officers involved was served divorce papers for sleeping with girls "high on mushrooms" in sleazy motels, and the police's star witness for the raid is a drug addicted prostitute who made up multiple lies to try to get a plea deal by throwing Afroman under the bus.
 
Essentially, the basis of their case is exactly the same as Liz Fong-Jones. Afroman violated their "personal copyright" by publicly mocking them and showing their faces in the video. They claim he "defamed" them by showing people exactly what they did, and violated their privacy despite the fact that they're clearly public figures.
You also have to consider that Afroman is facing just one police county, Kiwifarms is facing the full force of Big Tech here. This is distinctively way worse and likely way harder to deal with than the Afroman case especially because LFJ is likely backed by figures way more powerful than a police department and the MSM are definitely not working in your favor.
 
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You also have to consider that Afroman is facing just one police county, Kiwifarms is facing the full force of Big Tech here. This is distinctively way worse and likely way harder to deal with than the Afroman case especially because LFJ is likely backed by figures way more powerful than a police department and the MSM are definitely not working in your favor.
KF definitely has a some influential people who despise it, but given that every lawsuit against KF so far has failed spectacularly, I can't help but wonder if they actually give enough of a shit to help people like Dong.
 
When my April tard check shows up I will be sure to set up Billpay, since that seems to be the best way to automatically send a monthly fee to you/The Farms. I know that eventually a extra litigious lolcow will find the right combination of legal woowoo to shut this site down permanently. But in the meantime I will try my personal best to keep stuffing clay in the holes drilled in the levee. You have literally sacrificed your entire fucking future for The Farms, so I am willing to send a subscription fee to put off the inevitable as long as possible.
 
Update: I signed up for billpay. my bank did not make that easy and its a little sus that when it asks for the llc name it autofills for other companies but not Lolcow LLC
 
a good thing the hate site is facing challenges, without really understanding the larger thing at play here.
Don't explain it in terms of KF, explain it in terms of legal precedent.
Like, say this goes through. Someone editing a headshot of Trump that's publically available could have to worry about being hit with Trump's legal team.
And then, of course. Use this quote that was brought up at the start of the thread.
 

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