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RTL (Rate the log) 19/3/2026


return of the Log Rating Game
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>raping corpses
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i'm thinking of watching aryanime since this shithole is so boring now, what should i start with?
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>using your eyes to see something
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I am Cobblestone's boyfriend. Whoever rolls a colorjak decides wheter I post a boob pic of her.
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/brit/

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Someone keeps removing the "learn to program" giga threads
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Where do you land on the SOYJAK political compass?
https://soyjak.org
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This could fix some of you angry chuds.
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only trans lives matter
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im gonna have a wank then go gym ama
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matpa spodnie
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Are you, are you?
Cumming to BBC
Where they have hung up men
They say he pounded three
blaked things have happened here
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>My bull reads me bedtime stories because the soylent gives me insomnia
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Is xhe valid?
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>My wife’s boyfriend said this!
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I'm in Mustard's kiwifarms discord server AMA
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>sheeit, it's the fuggen cord, mayne
<obsessed ponies won't let me goon to my favorite p o algo
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And they deleted the tranny callin show tread. WHAT IS GOING ON?
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ITT we dox the SLF nigger who refuses to post Cobblestone's boob pic
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just beated the best game ever
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what is the most weirdest drink that you drank? did it taste good or just horrible?
I drank cactus soda from nerve. I expected it to taste horrible but it tasted good???
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no arrow i look like this
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We deny soy history before 2019, we repudiate wojchan, the 6-7 years of it and more. We repudiate the niggercaust, we repudiate crushing 4chan, the jerdee and the frog pond, we repudiate everything we've ever done, we embrace offsiters, we apologize for everything, we say everyone's equal, that we love all and that love is the principle of life, that we will not face any ire or any blowback from other groups. Well the world isn't like that, the world isn't like that.
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ITT we post rare gigas
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Itt we goon to bbw sisa gemmies
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Why is gigalaptop gif being deleted?
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
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>fuck it man, i am tired of being weak, mullets look stronger than me, i should go to a gym.
^150 trips to gyms later
>HOHOHO!! I may be a soy! But science says that my body is sexy and attractive woooooooo!!!!
<Hey soyboy, i am sorry to say this but you're still a soyboy who is weak and pathetic fighting his insecurities. Beat it, your wife just broke up with you because you were less loyal to her while the bull was more loyal and had dedication. You drink soylent which is just outdated crap, you are still into nintendo which is childish aaaanndddd you are unfertile from vasectomy. You know why people are like me? Because i hop on trends to trends, i always get women hooked while you stray yourself from women
>CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP
<Yeah thats what i am talking about hehehe…
>KILL EVERY MULLETS, I DON'T CARE ABOUT BEING SOYBOY ANYMORE, FUCK KUZGESAGT, FUCK NINTENDO, FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK EVERYONE, I AM GOING TO KILL THIS STUPID MULLET FOR LEAKING THE TRUTH.
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>/giga5/.party
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>the website
>the log
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Basics in Behavior
Baldi thread, post Baldi's
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Why the fuck is there a "toroidal propeller" tag on the 'ru?
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does anyone have recordings/archives of the russian radio sharty hijackings or was it a big fever dream
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OGD provoke thread

>Attempting to get the site shut down
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>not complaining about the state of the 'log because you browse in index
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/diap/ - Diapered Soytan General

Post diapered soytan gemmies
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HA HA RACISM SO FUNNY!!!!!

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ITS RUINED PEOPLE'S LIVES OR ANYTHING

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE blak PEOPLE HAVE SUFFERED, AND STILL SUFFER EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THIER LIVES

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE SLAVERY, OR APARTHEID, OR THE KKK WERE ABHORRANT TO ANYONE WITH EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SENSE OF DECENCY

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THERE'S AN OPENLY WHITE SUPREMACIST PARTY IN CONTROL OF HALF THE COUNTRY

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE blak PEOPLE GET ARRESTED MORE THAN WHITE PEOPLE FOR THE SAME CRIMES

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE blak PEOPLE HAVE THE GOVERNMENT AND THE POLICE AND THE CORPORATIONS AND THE MEDIA ALL WORKING AGAINST THEM
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TOTAL SOYTAN DEATH
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Sent from my iPhone 7 using Tapatalk.
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ITT we play this
https://soyjak.st/static/towerald/
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is this the best show ever made?
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IN THIS THREAD WE WATCH THIS
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Grok got completely rulecucked last night unannounced btw if you care about that
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make OC now!!!!
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make oc now
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>1 week
>1 WEEK
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Can someone send any gemmy "take a screenshot/which one are you" gifs?
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new sharty saving template just dropped
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Soytan music theme released
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>OH MY GOD THEY'RE POSTING 'P NOW!!!
<WHAT THE FUCK, WHERE?!
>…
<No wait I didn't mean it like that
>…
<Dude please you gotta believe me I meant like
>…
<I meant like "is this true" please bro PLEASE DON'T
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
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if nas is allowed are we allowed to post soyjak adjacent media like emoticons
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Why did you guys stop posting Flart
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Post ‘tan SISAs
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does anyone have any funny/weird ‘ble verses? for wiki purposes of course
https://soyjakwiki.org/Christianity#Biblical_fails
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What is plier presenting? Post your edits
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wokeness raped me o algx
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pretending to be esl euromutt under americunt loving thread and say veri veri veri hateful thing with veri veri bad inglish
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i do this in class
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proud race traitor

I'm a brown native American boy (future trans girl) sissy cuck for BWC.
I support white supremacy and white worship as my brown cuck genes demand
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Americans won.
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It's up

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>As a [shit skin ethnicity or country] I did not find this offensive
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I am shitting right now
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not a japenis btw I just found this on the 'ki

Oh little soyjak.party
>WARNING, PORN!
little puritian sharty, how much I love you.
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>Toroidal propellers
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Hey 'eens,

I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:
1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to … the aughh… and stir up rage.
2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the booru, sometimes even on here. This sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is supposedly for FUCK, yet they’re being exposed to inter
Behead him
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He
Of course he
Schloopadadao, martyrdatoota. Fleughbertergesasdfhu hoohhaa, hahahaha, huiihihihuhuhuahu. Bay boy say he want some jiggalagillagasnacks un want sum snappabuns. Oongalaosnacks o sunu trsasnasnsapanbs? Dumfayce! Gaahh! Chugnreug
This isKEY.
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>53.4% of Church of England priests support changing the law to allow clergy to conduct gay marriages
CHRISTPILL OVERDOSE
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Vichan is the cancer that is killing the sharty, quote just migrate to nusoi already. Vichan is a buggy mess and probably has hundreds of vulnerabilities that codeGODS from other websites can exploit. You're a nigger for not migrating it to nusoi even if it's "promised features" (which literally every other imageboard has) aren't ready.
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>bloating your pc with heavy soyjak files
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kill all gigger niggers
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Was hast du heute gegessen?
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too many of these FUGGEN SOYJAKS… (ignore two last picrels)
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>Ey mane stop posting fuggen soytan and p on da fuggen soysphere mane
<The car accident wasn't your fault, Hunky. You need to let go. Why are you even still imagining me, dude? It's been like two years and you hated me anyways
>f…. fuggen…… jerdee……
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when did you join this shitty website?
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>ayell facking KEEEEEL U KURWA
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THEY DELETED IT
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YA ALI
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GEG PQQP WQN
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I saw a real life Ongezellig fan today

I was walking through a local park around mid day today when I saw a group of schoolkids, probably in the 15-16 age range, if I had to guess. None of them seemed out of the ordinary, but one of the members of the group was wearing a backpack with a large pin of Mymy and another slightly smaller pin of Maya from Ongezellig. The person with the 'zellig pins was of an indeterminate brown mutt ethnicity, about 5'7-5'8, had slightly hunched posture and had a massive, overgrown mop of curly hair and glasses. I had to turn around twice to make sure I saw what I just did, and I probably would've taken a photo if it wasn't an underage teenager with aspergers. Zelligsisters, are you really and truly brown?
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>You will not post the following outside of /b/
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A message for 3chads

You are the best of us, but none of the soys believe you exist. I pray that you remain to be uninfluenced by agencies such as mossad as you are now, and that you will continue to make positive changes to the world. The soymunnity on discovering you was extremely jealous and will always be jealous of your excellence. Keep up the good work 3chan.
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niipaaah
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new tossy
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glowies are basically the jannys of the internet.

>watch lists are basically janny notes

>Instead of banning you they just arrest you
>Rulecuck and invade privacy
>Constantly use the excuse that they are protecting you from 'p if you complain
>obsessed

Only difference is that jannys Do it for free
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
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What if Vlodson was Hitler the entire time……
>Vlodler
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I remember when I got into a date with this one guy. At first he looked nice, but then he told me he's a jannie for 4cucks. I immediately made up a excuse and left him. Was that a good idea?
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How much of this do you like?
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>TFW my favorite website for posting bald man glasses is full of gooning and nas
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itt we post censorslop fossils
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>*peep*
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why does this logo look like swedejak
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>Something went wrong. Please try again later.
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i want to kill all bad people. Have you ever held your sight on some joyful child who's just enjoying his life, on a guy simply went out for a morning walk? They just enjoy their lifes, while one person can ruin everything, can traumatize them, kill them, kill a lot of people. Why should it happen? Why should they be kept in prisons? The people that cause society's instability MUST DIE. Most of people in this world aren't bad, mostly neutral or good, or it depends, but some people simply don't deserve to live, their very existence is a threat to us, to all of us. Why do some people perceive society as something very bad and collapsed? Became of these people, that are too much covered by other bad people, who are higher in their profession, in their position in the world. Kill any bad person you see, they don't deserve to be around us, ruining our lifes, days, moods. They don't have to be here. They have to be confronted. If God does exist then his effords are insufficient, if he doesn't - we all must take the initiative.
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Rank these communities on how trans they are out of a scale from 1 to 10:

>Tf2

>Undertale
>Ultrakill
>Roblox
>Genshin
>Helldivers 2
>Overwatch
>Marvel Rivals
>Valorant
>Half Life
>Doom
>Sonic
>Mario
>The Binding of Issac
>Final Fantasy
>Hoi4
>Total War Games
>Elder Scrolls Skyrim
>Zelda
>Minecraft
>Space Station 13
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>4chan lost it's original website link
>sharty lost it's original website link
>3chan never lost it's original website link and still exists as a website far from the sharty's reach
3GODS won
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i'm bored
send pics to trace 'jaks off of
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Had yorkshire tea for the first time, was pretty good

Was pretty good, much stronger than most tea i've had out of a teabag, i'd put it on part with the kinda loose leaves you'd find in the grocery store
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>gooning to anything but 'p
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>terrible mouse
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/Terrible Mouse/

when the rodents are terrible
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Wyd if this walks up to you at the jardee club?
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I'm I'm I'm… I'm blowing it out of proportion
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>4chad goes down
>have to use the shitty again
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What did you eat today?
R: 10 / I: 3
<mijo, chu are a hecking trans robot o algo. an i suppor da
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Hallo
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dead site kek
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>be me, 40 year old NEET
>turn on my gentoo linux-libre desktop with suckless dwm rice with my favorite animu waifu
>go onto 4chan
>get banned
>go onto soytroon.discord
>every thread is about discord, post nut clarity, a soytranny's urge to fuck an anime girl or a soyfaggot coming out of the closet
>go back to 4chan
>appeal my ban on the irc
>post on a better website without discord or retarded 16 year olds
i can't believe this site still gets users it should have shut down when froot had to hand it over to someone else award
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I keep saying Gigglechat in my head and laughing
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>injecting aluminium, nigger genes and HRT to become a retarded nigger tranny so you know what its like to be mustard
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Hunky Twink Sex Machine is real and he appeared today.
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>ALL IMMIGRANT CACAS ARE WELCOME, OLDCUCK CULTURE IS CRINGE, NEWGQDS WON OLDTROONS LOST XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<*braps up the 'log, posts shittiest bait, falls for shittiest bait*
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU STUPID NUSOIIIIIII-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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'log is shit post gems
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A message for 4cuckers.

You constantly brag about your shit site being better than the sharty because it shaped the internet. But here's the thing. 4chan has been a federal honeypot since (probably) 2008, what makes you think that anything that happened after that was organic? All the memes and big things that started on 4chan could've been manufactured by glowies. Meanwhile, the sommunity emerged as a counterculture against the faggotry of the 'cuck, completly outside of mossad's control.
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>280 reppeys
>300 reppeys
nubaitmeta is a reppey printing machine
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cans without labels and john k wabag
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<yeah, i like plucking apples or something.
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what are YOUR ‘jak political ideology
https://soyjak.org/
The Sorg Test or something
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it's out
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im blowing things out of proportion!, how could you tell?
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>soytroons cant stop causing drama out of nothing
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Johnny Test is gooder than retarded anime posted here
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We first saw signs of the 2nd soypocalypse way back at the sharty's creation, on one thread we had found a lesotho-like creature that wasn't like other life on the sharty; the native life posted IAS and gems on the log but this creature posted what we now know as "tranime brimstone" on the log, it was kind of like an extinct poster from /qa/, so how the hell did this extinct /qa/nigger end up on the sharty? Some people thought soot did it and thus the soyble was created but others thought offsiters did it, that there must of been a website that did raids and had brimstone decades before the sharty even had a board. 1 year into soot's reign and the sharty was attacked by a devilish coalerald website called the 'cuck. They were international nomads who constantly immigrated to sites to achieve their fanatically religious goal of turning the planet vantablak. Powerful as normalfags, 'cuck saw themselves as the harbingers of brimstone and this dogma had came from numerous immigrants from the early 2000s forming some sort of 'cuck tumor in which they worship, we now know this tumor as Japan.
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>wearing a mask when you go outside so you don't facedox yourself
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Tf is going in russia blud they done called soyjaks laughballs💀🙏
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>I am quote, a social experiment gone terribly wrong. I've caused so much coal and I should've never became owner of the sharty, I am the embodiment of brimstone. Once the sharty shuts down for good, I will ensure total 4chan victory.
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is demonic swede a gem?
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>soy cucks le bad because I say so
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jsid boys
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So I was making a pizza for myself because I'm pretty much hungry and I realized something. The word pizza has 'p in it. And 'za.
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>HERRO! I AM DAH TRANIMU CHARACTERU! I HATE DIS SA-HIGHT! Give me repries so-hy cockse
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SPUMCO WON ROT LOST
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SPUMCO THREAD
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cobson is the gemmiest variant i am a cobson poster who supports lgbtq+ rights blak lives matter i post cobson
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I was able to reason a 'ox for the 'ki furfag through old threads, analyzing typing styles and more.
<'dit
ADDRESS: 850 Driftwood Avenue, Columbus, IN 87203
Name: William "Bill" Koch
DOB : March 31, 1985
Phono : (812) 378-3768
'OX 'APE 'ILL
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>skibidi won
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Does anyone have that easypeasy pron addiction website that has the yt vid on it I would need it thx
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i don't have enough gigaboy in my giga library
consider sending some
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You chuds give me the ick because I picture y'all sealed off in your fart chambers with no light, and your room's air saturated with your farts. You breathe air containing more fart molecules than oxygen and that gives you a fartbrain.
That's why you chuddie McChuds hate women and minorities, because you have sniffed too many brappas.
Like, imagine thousands of little Chuddies, each one properly boxed in his own fartcube, while interacting with other brapping chuddies all over the world.
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>YOU PIECE OF FUCKING MORALFAG SHARTYNIGGERS SHITS, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GOON TO POKEMON NOW?
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Hey soy do you ever recycle your jaks? I recycled this into a chud
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Petition Quote to ban HTSM from /soy/
>HTSM is NAS
>Used by retards to derail and spam threads they don't like
>not even used for its original purpose anymore (making fun of nusoicacas obsessing over a dnb website that doesnt exist anymore)
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So long as this thread is on the catty I will NEVER GOON. Feel free to join in and talk about your abstinence techniques here.
R: 1 / I: 0
can someone post giga bugs itt thaks
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soytan gooning thread
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People who irl talked to trannies, tell your stories
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DREDGQDS! GET IN HERE!

We design new drednot.io storage
i am lazy LSF so yeah it's up to you for creating a storage that allows to store shit that we got from the other ship
https://test.drednot.io
>Something went wrong. Please try again later.
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4trans is down
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>banning the best thread on the log
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has any soyGOD ever gotten a Ph.D?
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Should I pull my dick out
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>tfw when your phone is dying so you have to go on the 15th jog of the day
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>whyyyy buy an expensive matcha cake
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overdosing with gabapentin
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Movie nights?

One of my favorite Sharty moment was when someone hosted a cytube for A Minecraft Movie. I slept around an hour in but the chat was a gem
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WHY BUY AN EXPENSIVE MATCHA CAKE VS LASAGNA TUFF VIDEO
WHO WINS
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OMGSISA I SICK
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Heyyy Jannies~
R: 6 / I: 0
WORLD'S LOUDEST VIDEO DO NOT OPEN
Send this video to trannies.
R: 3 / I: 1
>shit skin
<shit skin
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I just made this in fl studio what do you think soyburgers

https://voca.ro/1a4NoD0BQIUQ
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"Lgb without the T" makes no sense.

I find it funny how there's a "lgb without the t movement". like its so fucking braindead I can't help but feel like the people that follow it are extremely gullible and genuinely retarded as fuck. How the fuck is out casting trannies going to save your movement?? like are you stupid nigga? a fag is a fag at the end of the day. Your movement is built off of cowardice and it's only purpose is to appeal to straggots so YOU don't look weird to them. You don't realize you'll always look weird to normalfags, no amount of sucking on masters cock will make you likeable to them.

Your "movement" isn't even a movement. it's a deadend hate campaign built on cowardice.
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Nü ‘toss
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4chan anon here~

What do you cucks do for fun here
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>videogames le bad *snort oink oink*
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>walkable bbc theory
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>stop calling it tranime you fucking bigoted chuds
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Jewgle maps thread

third world spine tingling no jumpscares edition
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okay im home now i got another beer and im going to smoke niggerweed
>operational time
>1 minute from now
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GOD. BLESS. AMERICA.
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Personally, I hold the idea that the jews and arabis can coexist peacefully. But in order for this idea to realise itself, extremist and polarising elements, that are determined to create discord among these semites, shall be terminated
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a little guide for the nu 4cuck users
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A message for 4cuckers.

You constantly brag about your shit site being better than the sharty because it shaped the internet. But here's the thing. 4chan has been a federal honeypot since (probably) 2008, what makes you think that anything that happened after that was organic? All the memes and big things that started on 4chan could've been manufactured by glowies. Meanwhile, the sommunity emerged as a counterculture against the faggotry of the 'cuck, completly outside of mossad's control.
R: 5 / I: 1
Do (you) like amerimutt food?
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>NAS covered
>Raid threads are samefagged and spammed
>Brannigers everywhere
>Zoopedos everywhere
>Banlog full of bots and leakage
>Something went wrong, please try again later x100
Every time I revisit this board it disappoints me more and more. I miss the gegs. Props to those who are still trying to keep this cesspit IAS.
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Some of you nuswas hate Israel and sympathize with the Palestinians who've suffered attacks but can't acknowledge that your ancestors did the same things to blak and indigenous folks for centuries.

But you're not ready for that conversation yet.
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UNCLE SAM NEEDS YOU
GOARMY.COM
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A message for 4cuckers.

You constantly brag about your shit site being better than the sharty because it shaped the internet. But here's the thing. 4chan has been a federal honeypot since (probably) 2008, what makes you think that anything that happened after that was organic? All the memes and big things that started on 4chan could've been manufactured by glowies. Meanwhile, the sommunity emerged as a counterculture against the faggotry of the 'cuck, completly outside of mossad's control.
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ay ay ay, suchiy sir ay juki-
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A message for 4cuckers.

You constantly brag about your shit site being better than the sharty because it shaped the internet. But here's the thing. 4chan has been a federal honeypot since (probably) 2008, what makes you think that anything that happened after that was organic? All the memes and big things that started on 4chan could've been manufactured by glowies. Meanwhile, the sommunity emerged as a counterculture against the faggotry of the 'cuck, completly outside of mossad's control. fuggen jerdee
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new toss
R: 2 / I: 0

A message for 4cuckers.

You constantly brag about your shit site being better than the sharty because it shaped the internet. But here's the thing. 4chan has been a federal honeypot since (probably) 2008, what makes you think that anything that happened after that was organic? All the memes and big things that started on 4chan could've been manufactured by glowies. Meanwhile, the sommunity emerged as a counterculture against the faggotry of the 'cuck, completly outside of mossad's control.
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>spoke and jack Daniel's
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>it's da jo-WAIT SHIT I MEAN BOR-
<SHOOT
>AAAACK
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R: 55 / I: 16
today's my birthday guys
R: 5 / I: 3

A message for 4cuckers.

You constantly brag about your shit site being better than the sharty because it shaped the internet. But here's the thing. 4chan has been a federal honeypot since (probably) 2008, what makes you think that anything that happened after that was organic? All the memes and big things that started on 4chan could've been manufactured by glowies. Meanwhile, the sommunity emerged as a counterculture against the faggotry of the 'cuck, completly outside of mossad's control.
R: 562 / I: 250
Just shut it down
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DOCTOOOOOOOS
So basically I'm a veterinary student and today during classes we were shown a cow pussy. This literally EPId me and it also broke rule 6. Does anyone know how to report this to college jannies?
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>Something went wrong. Please try again later
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>using the sharty in 2026
R: 1 / I: 1
what if we made our own version of a rush x song
R: 1 / I: 1
>using the coal from the 'log to power my steam engine
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>k-on
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Total jerdee death
R: 2 / I: 1
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND FILTERED!
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I'm worried about my little sister, she's still in middle school but 'tok is turning her into a bimbo
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fuggen long-dead website fuggen long-dead website fuggen long-dead website fuggen long-dead website fuggen long-dead website fuggen long-dead website fuggen long-dead website fuggen long-dead website fuggen long-dead website fuggen long-dead website fuggen long-dead website fuggen long-dead website fuggen long-dead website fuggen long-dead website fuggen long-dead website fuggen long-dead website
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I'm a 2020 soot era oldfag that didn't use sharty for 6 years
What did i miss though?
R: 2 / I: 2
>using [X]n't as an opposite of [X]
R: 4 / I: 1
>800 pph in euro hours
>1000 pph yesterday
We're recovering
R: 0 / I: 0
>making a thread that is single-handedly responsible for half of the PPH
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https://soyjak.st/static/towerald/
let's play dis
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test
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管理者、なぜ /jp/ を追加しないのですか? :(
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'ki trannitors are furfags

JSID
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>4cuck immigrants flood the shitty
>Suddenly its possible to have actual discussion threads with conversations and not just gigger/frog/baitspam
Soybros… why cant we be like this more, how could you tell?
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The 'cuck is back. Go back to your gooncave 4niggers!
R: 0 / I: 0
Ever notice how eurohours are funnier than amerimutt hours whereas more happens during amerimutt hours?
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>open soyjak.st during Eurocuck hours
I deserve the suffering of my eyes
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>4chan goes down
>check out soifag.shitty
>furry trannies are mods
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Dutchess

my ded dog
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New stoneross political cartoon
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mary had an affair behind joseph's back wich resulted in a pregnancy she blamed it on the divine, swearing she was virgin, yet the zygote growing in her womb tells a different story
jesus christ is a bastard child
born not from holy light but the seed of man
his true father is no god
just a man
a forgotten man
forgotten by time
forgotten by his mistress
forgotten by all
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>someone makes thread mocking shartysphere jannies
>someone says to doxx xim
>the thread instantly gets in damage control, getting spammed with miss circle and other troonslop instantly
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4CHAN IS DOWN
R: 3 / I: 0
4cucks dont go back please we need someone to make fun of
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someone extend this gem
R: 2 / I: 0

Lets finish an old song i made during froot era

>the obsessed nigger sagers have arrived!
>and if you gotta problem with that?
>get back to reddit FAAAAAAG!

>eat,eat the bugs, drink the soy

>eat,eat the bugs, drink the soy
>fuck /mtv/, i ain't afraid to say it
>that tranny forced TCOAAL thread? its gay!
>soyquote me, pick the thread
>i'll dox your ass and then i'll 'jak your face
>warrior z? FUCK YOU BITCH!
>'ru namefags can li-lick my dick
>ss13? that shit's for queers!
>imma get the troonjaks and set that 'log on FIRE!
>OH IMMA SAGE IT
>OH IMMA SAGE IT
>OH IMMA SAGE IT
>SUPER SAGE!
>oh when you crawl out of /qa/ (a retarded shidskin freak)
>i'll make you crawl back there again (kill niggers with a chainsaw)
>oh when you crawl out of the kway (what i'm sayin' is: friggin friggin fuck you!)
>crawl back home again!
>eat eat the bugs, drink the soy
>eat eat the bugs, drink the soy
R: 3 / I: 3
>opens up powerpoint
>starts putting slides with soyjak images
>when he's finished, he puts some music and starts recording his screen by going slide by slide until he's done
>MFW SMV
R: 0 / I: 0
NAS fish thread
R: 4 / I: 1
Nugem
R: 7 / I: 0
Mustard can you do a quick favor for me
R: 0 / I: 0
>asian women arent tr-ACK

Soycucks btfo
R: 0 / I: 0
14 year old girls on their way to buy concert tickets for chinks singing the most ear obliterating music you’ve ever heard in ripoff Chinese and occasionally broken English
R: 5 / I: 2
Merry Christmas everyone!
R: 9 / I: 1
>driving an automatic vehicle
R: 11 / I: 1

A message for 4cuckers.

You constantly brag about your shit site being better than the sharty because it shaped the internet. But here's the thing. 4chan has been a federal honeypot since (probably) 2008, what makes you think that anything that happened after that was organic? All the memes and big things that started on 4chan could've been manufactured by glowies. Meanwhile, the sommunity emerged as a counterculture against the faggotry of the 'cuck, completly outside of mossad's control.
R: 3 / I: 0
>half jokingly commented on how fat women are attractive
>the 'gram algorithm has now flooded my feed with fat content
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OYYYYY this 'ru nigger i found has a babyfur diaper pfp made by Shmorky, a gegbvll troon autist furpedo artist. i think xhe has a 'ki page geg
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LOL!
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 1 / I: 1
>Performing maintenance. We'll be back soon.
R: 3 / I: 0
NO FUCKING WAY
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Daily Lenten Gospel - Day 29

Jacob was the father of Joseph, the husband of Mary.
Of her was born Jesus who is called the Christ.

Now this is how the birth of Jesus Christ came about.
When his mother Mary was betrothed to Joseph,
but before they lived together,
she was found with child through the Holy Spirit.
Joseph her husband, since he was a righteous man,
yet unwilling to expose her to shame,
decided to divorce her quietly.
Such was his intention when, behold,
the angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream and said,
“Joseph, son of David,
do not be afraid to take Mary your wife into your home.
For it is through the Holy Spirit
that this child has been conceived in her.
She will bear a son and you are to name him Jesus,
because he will save his people from their sins.”
When Joseph awoke,
he did as the angel of the Lord had commanded him
and took his wife into his home.
Matthew 1:16, 18-21, 24a

St. Joseph, ora pro nobis.
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Poop thread

post poop etc
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I’ve seen the ‘ki page about Christianity and it’s so painfully bad I wonder if it’s ironybait or someone somewhere actually believes what’s written there
Like dude kikes call us anti-semites for saying “Jesus is King” cause it blasphemous according to Torah
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>Turk in the west
<Turk in turkey
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>aunque
R: 2 / I: 0
>nophono
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ITT we post our results from
https://soyjak.org
and vi get quote to go on it and take the test
R: 1 / I: 0
tranime soy
R: 5 / I: 3

SOYTRANNIES

STOP. SHUTTING. DOWN. MY. FUCKING. WEBSITE. YOU. ZOOMER. NORMIES.
R: 6 / I: 2
>4cucks on 'log
R: 1 / I: 1
>AAAAGGGGH SHIET NIKKA I TRANSHEART POSTING HUNKY DE HOE TWINK MACHEN AND GOONING TO IT GONNA POST HOW DA FUGGEN JARDEE DEAD AND DA EF FE NEF PEDO IS NOT REAL SHEEEEEEIIIIIT MUH ASS IS CRAKIN UP!
R: 0 / I: 0
Time to larp as 4cucks meanwhile 4chan gets back up in an hour, real excited
R: 0 / I: 0
this is the best thing I own
R: 2 / I: 1
What does /soy/ think of italian brainrot?
R: 4 / I: 3
ONLY TRANS LIVES MATTER
R: 4 / I: 1
>Soyboys are outdated and don't exist. There's no soyboys in 2026
>Soyboys in 2026:
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 474 / I: 195

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 2 / I: 2 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 140 / I: 40

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 801 / I: 353

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 531 / I: 109
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 543 / I: 253

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: