R: 89 / I: 28
Americans won.
Americans won.
R: 59 / I: 16
It's up
R: 26 / I: 4
I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
R: 0 / I: 0
I am Cobblestone's boyfriend. Whoever rolls a colorjak decides wheter I post a boob pic of her.
I am Cobblestone's boyfriend. Whoever rolls a colorjak decides wheter I post a boob pic of her.
R: 4 / I: 4
if nas is allowed are we allowed to post soyjak adjacent media like emoticons
if nas is allowed are we allowed to post soyjak adjacent media like emoticons
R: 12 / I: 4
return of the Log Rating Game
RTL (Rate the log) 19/3/2026
return of the Log Rating Game
R: 0 / I: 0
TOTAL SOYTAN DEATH
TOTAL SOYTAN DEATH
R: 4 / I: 0
is this the best show ever made?
is this the best show ever made?
R: 4 / I: 1
>As a [shit skin ethnicity or country] I did not find this offensive
>As a [shit skin ethnicity or country] I did not find this offensive
R: 6 / I: 2
I am shitting right now
I am shitting right now
R: 2 / I: 5
Post ‘tan SISAs
Post ‘tan SISAs
R: 3 / I: 1
>WARNING, PORN!
little puritian sharty, how much I love you.
not a japenis btw I just found this on the 'ki
Oh little soyjak.party>WARNING, PORN!
little puritian sharty, how much I love you.
R: 2 / I: 0
I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 67 / I: 48
Why did you guys stop posting Flart
Why did you guys stop posting Flart
R: 28 / I: 6
This could fix some of you angry chuds.
This could fix some of you angry chuds.
R: 10 / I: 2
>Toroidal propellers
>Toroidal propellers
R: 10 / I: 7
>raping corpses
>raping corpses
R: 4 / I: 2
Hey 'eens,
I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:
1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to … the aughh… and stir up rage.
2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the booru, sometimes even on here. This sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is supposedly for FUCK, yet they’re being exposed to inter
Behead him
Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him
He
Of course he
Schloopadadao, martyrdatoota. Fleughbertergesasdfhu hoohhaa, hahahaha, huiihihihuhuhuahu. Bay boy say he want some jiggalagillagasnacks un want sum snappabuns. Oongalaosnacks o sunu trsasnasnsapanbs? Dumfayce! Gaahh! Chugnreug
This isKEY.
Hey 'eens,
I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:
1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to … the aughh… and stir up rage.
2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the booru, sometimes even on here. This sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is supposedly for FUCK, yet they’re being exposed to inter
Behead him
Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him Behead him
He
Of course he
Schloopadadao, martyrdatoota. Fleughbertergesasdfhu hoohhaa, hahahaha, huiihihihuhuhuahu. Bay boy say he want some jiggalagillagasnacks un want sum snappabuns. Oongalaosnacks o sunu trsasnasnsapanbs? Dumfayce! Gaahh! Chugnreug
This isKEY.
R: 22 / I: 5
>53.4% of Church of England priests support changing the law to allow clergy to conduct gay marriages
CHRISTPILL OVERDOSE
>53.4% of Church of England priests support changing the law to allow clergy to conduct gay marriages
CHRISTPILL OVERDOSE
R: 2 / I: 1
Vichan is the cancer that is killing the sharty, quote just migrate to nusoi already. Vichan is a buggy mess and probably has hundreds of vulnerabilities that codeGODS from other websites can exploit. You're a nigger for not migrating it to nusoi even if it's "promised features" (which literally every other imageboard has) aren't ready.
Vichan is the cancer that is killing the sharty, quote just migrate to nusoi already. Vichan is a buggy mess and probably has hundreds of vulnerabilities that codeGODS from other websites can exploit. You're a nigger for not migrating it to nusoi even if it's "promised features" (which literally every other imageboard has) aren't ready.
R: 61 / I: 81
>bloating your pc with heavy soyjak files
>bloating your pc with heavy soyjak files
R: 4 / I: 2
kill all gigger niggers
kill all gigger niggers
R: 11 / I: 1
Was hast du heute gegessen?
Was hast du heute gegessen?
R: 2 / I: 0
too many of these FUGGEN SOYJAKS… (ignore two last picrels)
too many of these FUGGEN SOYJAKS… (ignore two last picrels)
R: 3 / I: 2
>Ey mane stop posting fuggen soytan and p on da fuggen soysphere mane
<The car accident wasn't your fault, Hunky. You need to let go. Why are you even still imagining me, dude? It's been like two years and you hated me anyways
>f…. fuggen…… jerdee……
>Ey mane stop posting fuggen soytan and p on da fuggen soysphere mane
<The car accident wasn't your fault, Hunky. You need to let go. Why are you even still imagining me, dude? It's been like two years and you hated me anyways
>f…. fuggen…… jerdee……
R: 15 / I: 4
when did you join this shitty website?
when did you join this shitty website?
R: 0 / I: 0
>ayell facking KEEEEEL U KURWA
>ayell facking KEEEEEL U KURWA
R: 45 / I: 44
ITT we post rare gigas
ITT we post rare gigas
R: 571 / I: 163
THEY DELETED IT
THEY DELETED IT
R: 6 / I: 1
does anyone have any funny/weird ‘ble verses? for wiki purposes of course
https://soyjakwiki.org/Christianity#Biblical_fails
does anyone have any funny/weird ‘ble verses? for wiki purposes of course
https://soyjakwiki.org/Christianity#Biblical_fails
R: 34 / I: 18
YA ALI
YA ALI
R: 1 / I: 1
GEG PQQP WQN
GEG PQQP WQN
R: 16 / I: 10
I saw a real life Ongezellig fan today
I was walking through a local park around mid day today when I saw a group of schoolkids, probably in the 15-16 age range, if I had to guess. None of them seemed out of the ordinary, but one of the members of the group was wearing a backpack with a large pin of Mymy and another slightly smaller pin of Maya from Ongezellig. The person with the 'zellig pins was of an indeterminate brown mutt ethnicity, about 5'7-5'8, had slightly hunched posture and had a massive, overgrown mop of curly hair and glasses. I had to turn around twice to make sure I saw what I just did, and I probably would've taken a photo if it wasn't an underage teenager with aspergers. Zelligsisters, are you really and truly brown?
R: 5 / I: 0
>You will not post the following outside of /b/
>You will not post the following outside of /b/
R: 4 / I: 0
i do this in class
i do this in class
R: 16 / I: 3
just beated the best game ever
just beated the best game ever
R: 14 / I: 4
A message for 3chads
You are the best of us, but none of the soys believe you exist. I pray that you remain to be uninfluenced by agencies such as mossad as you are now, and that you will continue to make positive changes to the world. The soymunnity on discovering you was extremely jealous and will always be jealous of your excellence. Keep up the good work 3chan.
R: 136 / I: 49
niipaaah
niipaaah
R: 7 / I: 0
new tossy
new tossy
R: 1 / I: 0
glowies are basically the jannys of the internet.
>watch lists are basically janny notes
>Instead of banning you they just arrest you
>Rulecuck and invade privacy
>Constantly use the excuse that they are protecting you from 'p if you complain
>obsessed
Only difference is that jannys Do it for free
glowies are basically the jannys of the internet.
>watch lists are basically janny notes
>Instead of banning you they just arrest you
>Rulecuck and invade privacy
>Constantly use the excuse that they are protecting you from 'p if you complain
>obsessed
Only difference is that jannys Do it for free
R: 79 / I: 14
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)
previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 1 / I: 0
What if Vlodson was Hitler the entire time……
>Vlodler
What if Vlodson was Hitler the entire time……
>Vlodler
R: 8 / I: 4
I remember when I got into a date with this one guy. At first he looked nice, but then he told me he's a jannie for 4cucks. I immediately made up a excuse and left him. Was that a good idea?
I remember when I got into a date with this one guy. At first he looked nice, but then he told me he's a jannie for 4cucks. I immediately made up a excuse and left him. Was that a good idea?
R: 41 / I: 10
How much of this do you like?
How much of this do you like?
R: 1 / I: 0
>TFW my favorite website for posting bald man glasses is full of gooning and nas
>TFW my favorite website for posting bald man glasses is full of gooning and nas
R: 3 / I: 3
itt we post censorslop fossils
itt we post censorslop fossils
R: 3 / I: 2
>*peep*
>*peep*
R: 4 / I: 4
why does this logo look like swedejak
why does this logo look like swedejak
R: 0 / I: 0
>Something went wrong. Please try again later.
>Something went wrong. Please try again later.
R: 5 / I: 1
i want to kill all bad people. Have you ever held your sight on some joyful child who's just enjoying his life, on a guy simply went out for a morning walk? They just enjoy their lifes, while one person can ruin everything, can traumatize them, kill them, kill a lot of people. Why should it happen? Why should they be kept in prisons? The people that cause society's instability MUST DIE. Most of people in this world aren't bad, mostly neutral or good, or it depends, but some people simply don't deserve to live, their very existence is a threat to us, to all of us. Why do some people perceive society as something very bad and collapsed? Became of these people, that are too much covered by other bad people, who are higher in their profession, in their position in the world. Kill any bad person you see, they don't deserve to be around us, ruining our lifes, days, moods. They don't have to be here. They have to be confronted. If God does exist then his effords are insufficient, if he doesn't - we all must take the initiative.
i want to kill all bad people. Have you ever held your sight on some joyful child who's just enjoying his life, on a guy simply went out for a morning walk? They just enjoy their lifes, while one person can ruin everything, can traumatize them, kill them, kill a lot of people. Why should it happen? Why should they be kept in prisons? The people that cause society's instability MUST DIE. Most of people in this world aren't bad, mostly neutral or good, or it depends, but some people simply don't deserve to live, their very existence is a threat to us, to all of us. Why do some people perceive society as something very bad and collapsed? Became of these people, that are too much covered by other bad people, who are higher in their profession, in their position in the world. Kill any bad person you see, they don't deserve to be around us, ruining our lifes, days, moods. They don't have to be here. They have to be confronted. If God does exist then his effords are insufficient, if he doesn't - we all must take the initiative.
R: 32 / I: 7
Rank these communities on how trans they are out of a scale from 1 to 10:
>Tf2
>Undertale
>Ultrakill
>Roblox
>Genshin
>Helldivers 2
>Overwatch
>Marvel Rivals
>Valorant
>Half Life
>Doom
>Sonic
>Mario
>The Binding of Issac
>Final Fantasy
>Hoi4
>Total War Games
>Elder Scrolls Skyrim
>Zelda
>Minecraft
>Space Station 13
Rank these communities on how trans they are out of a scale from 1 to 10:
>Tf2
>Undertale
>Ultrakill
>Roblox
>Genshin
>Helldivers 2
>Overwatch
>Marvel Rivals
>Valorant
>Half Life
>Doom
>Sonic
>Mario
>The Binding of Issac
>Final Fantasy
>Hoi4
>Total War Games
>Elder Scrolls Skyrim
>Zelda
>Minecraft
>Space Station 13
R: 8 / I: 2
>4chan lost it's original website link
>sharty lost it's original website link
>3chan never lost it's original website link and still exists as a website far from the sharty's reach
3GODS won
>4chan lost it's original website link
>sharty lost it's original website link
>3chan never lost it's original website link and still exists as a website far from the sharty's reach
3GODS won
R: 7 / I: 7
i'm bored
send pics to trace 'jaks off of
i'm bored
send pics to trace 'jaks off of
R: 2 / I: 1
Had yorkshire tea for the first time, was pretty good
Was pretty good, much stronger than most tea i've had out of a teabag, i'd put it on part with the kinda loose leaves you'd find in the grocery store
R: 2 / I: 0
>gooning to anything but 'p
>gooning to anything but 'p
R: 3 / I: 2
>terrible mouse
>terrible mouse
R: 14 / I: 7
/Terrible Mouse/
when the rodents are terrible
R: 58 / I: 15
Wyd if this walks up to you at the jardee club?
Wyd if this walks up to you at the jardee club?
R: 2 / I: 2
I'm I'm I'm… I'm blowing it out of proportion
I'm I'm I'm… I'm blowing it out of proportion
R: 8 / I: 2
>4chad goes down
>have to use the shitty again
>4chad goes down
>have to use the shitty again
R: 2 / I: 1
What did you eat today?
What did you eat today?
R: 10 / I: 3
<mijo, chu are a hecking trans robot o algo. an i suppor da
<mijo, chu are a hecking trans robot o algo. an i suppor da
R: 4 / I: 3
Hallo
Hallo
R: 27 / I: 4
dead site kek
dead site kek
R: 1 / I: 0
>be me, 40 year old NEET
>turn on my gentoo linux-libre desktop with suckless dwm rice with my favorite animu waifu
>go onto 4chan
>get banned
>go onto soytroon.discord
>every thread is about discord, post nut clarity, a soytranny's urge to fuck an anime girl or a soyfaggot coming out of the closet
>go back to 4chan
>appeal my ban on the irc
>post on a better website without discord or retarded 16 year olds
i can't believe this site still gets users it should have shut down when froot had to hand it over to someone else award
>be me, 40 year old NEET
>turn on my gentoo linux-libre desktop with suckless dwm rice with my favorite animu waifu
>go onto 4chan
>get banned
>go onto soytroon.discord
>every thread is about discord, post nut clarity, a soytranny's urge to fuck an anime girl or a soyfaggot coming out of the closet
>go back to 4chan
>appeal my ban on the irc
>post on a better website without discord or retarded 16 year olds
i can't believe this site still gets users it should have shut down when froot had to hand it over to someone else award
R: 49 / I: 8
Is xhe valid?
Is xhe valid?
R: 3 / I: 0
I keep saying Gigglechat in my head and laughing
I keep saying Gigglechat in my head and laughing
R: 0 / I: 0
>injecting aluminium, nigger genes and HRT to become a retarded nigger tranny so you know what its like to be mustard
>injecting aluminium, nigger genes and HRT to become a retarded nigger tranny so you know what its like to be mustard
R: 2 / I: 0
Hunky Twink Sex Machine is real and he appeared today.
Hunky Twink Sex Machine is real and he appeared today.
R: 20 / I: 2
>ALL IMMIGRANT CACAS ARE WELCOME, OLDCUCK CULTURE IS CRINGE, NEWGQDS WON OLDTROONS LOST XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<*braps up the 'log, posts shittiest bait, falls for shittiest bait*
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU STUPID NUSOIIIIIII-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>ALL IMMIGRANT CACAS ARE WELCOME, OLDCUCK CULTURE IS CRINGE, NEWGQDS WON OLDTROONS LOST XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<*braps up the 'log, posts shittiest bait, falls for shittiest bait*
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU STUPID NUSOIIIIIII-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
R: 4 / I: 1
'log is shit post gems
'log is shit post gems
R: 4 / I: 1
A message for 4cuckers.
You constantly brag about your shit site being better than the sharty because it shaped the internet. But here's the thing. 4chan has been a federal honeypot since (probably) 2008, what makes you think that anything that happened after that was organic? All the memes and big things that started on 4chan could've been manufactured by glowies. Meanwhile, the sommunity emerged as a counterculture against the faggotry of the 'cuck, completly outside of mossad's control.
R: 6 / I: 2
>280 reppeys
>300 reppeys
nubaitmeta is a reppey printing machine
>280 reppeys
>300 reppeys
nubaitmeta is a reppey printing machine
R: 17 / I: 1
cans without labels and john k wabag
cans without labels and john k wabag
R: 2 / I: 0
<yeah, i like plucking apples or something.
<yeah, i like plucking apples or something.
R: 27 / I: 6
it's out
it's out
R: 10 / I: 5
new sharty saving template just dropped
new sharty saving template just dropped
R: 4 / I: 2
im blowing things out of proportion!, how could you tell?
im blowing things out of proportion!, how could you tell?
R: 3 / I: 1
>soytroons cant stop causing drama out of nothing
>soytroons cant stop causing drama out of nothing
R: 63 / I: 14
Johnny Test is gooder than retarded anime posted here
Johnny Test is gooder than retarded anime posted here
R: 6 / I: 4
What is plier presenting? Post your edits
What is plier presenting? Post your edits
R: 1 / I: 1
We first saw signs of the 2nd soypocalypse way back at the sharty's creation, on one thread we had found a lesotho-like creature that wasn't like other life on the sharty; the native life posted IAS and gems on the log but this creature posted what we now know as "tranime brimstone" on the log, it was kind of like an extinct poster from /qa/, so how the hell did this extinct /qa/nigger end up on the sharty? Some people thought soot did it and thus the soyble was created but others thought offsiters did it, that there must of been a website that did raids and had brimstone decades before the sharty even had a board. 1 year into soot's reign and the sharty was attacked by a devilish coalerald website called the 'cuck. They were international nomads who constantly immigrated to sites to achieve their fanatically religious goal of turning the planet vantablak. Powerful as normalfags, 'cuck saw themselves as the harbingers of brimstone and this dogma had came from numerous immigrants from the early 2000s forming some sort of 'cuck tumor in which they worship, we now know this tumor as Japan.
We first saw signs of the 2nd soypocalypse way back at the sharty's creation, on one thread we had found a lesotho-like creature that wasn't like other life on the sharty; the native life posted IAS and gems on the log but this creature posted what we now know as "tranime brimstone" on the log, it was kind of like an extinct poster from /qa/, so how the hell did this extinct /qa/nigger end up on the sharty? Some people thought soot did it and thus the soyble was created but others thought offsiters did it, that there must of been a website that did raids and had brimstone decades before the sharty even had a board. 1 year into soot's reign and the sharty was attacked by a devilish coalerald website called the 'cuck. They were international nomads who constantly immigrated to sites to achieve their fanatically religious goal of turning the planet vantablak. Powerful as normalfags, 'cuck saw themselves as the harbingers of brimstone and this dogma had came from numerous immigrants from the early 2000s forming some sort of 'cuck tumor in which they worship, we now know this tumor as Japan.
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>wearing a mask when you go outside so you don't facedox yourself
>wearing a mask when you go outside so you don't facedox yourself
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Tf is going in russia blud they done called soyjaks laughballs💀🙏
Tf is going in russia blud they done called soyjaks laughballs💀🙏
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>I am quote, a social experiment gone terribly wrong. I've caused so much coal and I should've never became owner of the sharty, I am the embodiment of brimstone. Once the sharty shuts down for good, I will ensure total 4chan victory.
>I am quote, a social experiment gone terribly wrong. I've caused so much coal and I should've never became owner of the sharty, I am the embodiment of brimstone. Once the sharty shuts down for good, I will ensure total 4chan victory.
R: 2 / I: 0
is demonic swede a gem?
is demonic swede a gem?
R: 0 / I: 0
>soy cucks le bad because I say so
>soy cucks le bad because I say so
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jsid boys
jsid boys
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So I was making a pizza for myself because I'm pretty much hungry and I realized something. The word pizza has 'p in it. And 'za.
So I was making a pizza for myself because I'm pretty much hungry and I realized something. The word pizza has 'p in it. And 'za.
R: 1 / I: 0
>HERRO! I AM DAH TRANIMU CHARACTERU! I HATE DIS SA-HIGHT! Give me repries so-hy cockse
>HERRO! I AM DAH TRANIMU CHARACTERU! I HATE DIS SA-HIGHT! Give me repries so-hy cockse
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SPUMCO WON ROT LOST
SPUMCO WON ROT LOST
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SPUMCO THREAD
SPUMCO THREAD
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cobson is the gemmiest variant i am a cobson poster who supports lgbtq+ rights blak lives matter i post cobson
cobson is the gemmiest variant i am a cobson poster who supports lgbtq+ rights blak lives matter i post cobson
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I was able to reason a 'ox for the 'ki furfag through old threads, analyzing typing styles and more.
<'dit
ADDRESS: 850 Driftwood Avenue, Columbus, IN 87203
Name: William "Bill" Koch
DOB : March 31, 1985
Phono : (812) 378-3768
'OX 'APE 'ILL
I was able to reason a 'ox for the 'ki furfag through old threads, analyzing typing styles and more.
<'dit
ADDRESS: 850 Driftwood Avenue, Columbus, IN 87203
Name: William "Bill" Koch
DOB : March 31, 1985
Phono : (812) 378-3768
'OX 'APE 'ILL
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>skibidi won
>skibidi won
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Does anyone have that easypeasy pron addiction website that has the yt vid on it I would need it thx
Does anyone have that easypeasy pron addiction website that has the yt vid on it I would need it thx
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i don't have enough gigaboy in my giga library
consider sending some
i don't have enough gigaboy in my giga library
consider sending some
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You chuds give me the ick because I picture y'all sealed off in your fart chambers with no light, and your room's air saturated with your farts. You breathe air containing more fart molecules than oxygen and that gives you a fartbrain.
That's why you chuddie McChuds hate women and minorities, because you have sniffed too many brappas.
Like, imagine thousands of little Chuddies, each one properly boxed in his own fartcube, while interacting with other brapping chuddies all over the world.
You chuds give me the ick because I picture y'all sealed off in your fart chambers with no light, and your room's air saturated with your farts. You breathe air containing more fart molecules than oxygen and that gives you a fartbrain.
That's why you chuddie McChuds hate women and minorities, because you have sniffed too many brappas.
Like, imagine thousands of little Chuddies, each one properly boxed in his own fartcube, while interacting with other brapping chuddies all over the world.
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>YOU PIECE OF FUCKING MORALFAG SHARTYNIGGERS SHITS, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GOON TO POKEMON NOW?
>YOU PIECE OF FUCKING MORALFAG SHARTYNIGGERS SHITS, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GOON TO POKEMON NOW?
R: 9 / I: 4
Hey soy do you ever recycle your jaks? I recycled this into a chud
Hey soy do you ever recycle your jaks? I recycled this into a chud
R: 120 / I: 71
Petition Quote to ban HTSM from /soy/
>HTSM is NAS
>Used by retards to derail and spam threads they don't like
>not even used for its original purpose anymore (making fun of nusoicacas obsessing over a dnb website that doesnt exist anymore)
Petition Quote to ban HTSM from /soy/
>HTSM is NAS
>Used by retards to derail and spam threads they don't like
>not even used for its original purpose anymore (making fun of nusoicacas obsessing over a dnb website that doesnt exist anymore)
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So long as this thread is on the catty I will NEVER GOON. Feel free to join in and talk about your abstinence techniques here.
So long as this thread is on the catty I will NEVER GOON. Feel free to join in and talk about your abstinence techniques here.
R: 1 / I: 0
can someone post giga bugs itt thaks
can someone post giga bugs itt thaks
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soytan gooning thread
soytan gooning thread
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People who irl talked to trannies, tell your stories
People who irl talked to trannies, tell your stories
R: 9 / I: 2
i am lazy LSF so yeah it's up to you for creating a storage that allows to store shit that we got from the other ship
https://test.drednot.io
>Something went wrong. Please try again later.
DREDGQDS! GET IN HERE!
We design new drednot.io storagei am lazy LSF so yeah it's up to you for creating a storage that allows to store shit that we got from the other ship
https://test.drednot.io
>Something went wrong. Please try again later.
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4trans is down
4trans is down
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>banning the best thread on the log
>banning the best thread on the log
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has any soyGOD ever gotten a Ph.D?
has any soyGOD ever gotten a Ph.D?
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Should I pull my dick out
Should I pull my dick out
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>tfw when your phone is dying so you have to go on the 15th jog of the day
>tfw when your phone is dying so you have to go on the 15th jog of the day
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>1 week
>1 WEEK
>1 week
>1 WEEK
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>whyyyy buy an expensive matcha cake
>whyyyy buy an expensive matcha cake
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overdosing with gabapentin
overdosing with gabapentin
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Movie nights?
One of my favorite Sharty moment was when someone hosted a cytube for A Minecraft Movie. I slept around an hour in but the chat was a gem
R: 2 / I: 1
WHY BUY AN EXPENSIVE MATCHA CAKE VS LASAGNA TUFF VIDEO
WHO WINS
WHY BUY AN EXPENSIVE MATCHA CAKE VS LASAGNA TUFF VIDEO
WHO WINS
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OMGSISA I SICK
OMGSISA I SICK
R: 0 / I: 0
Heyyy Jannies~
Heyyy Jannies~
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WORLD'S LOUDEST VIDEO DO NOT OPEN
Send this video to trannies.
WORLD'S LOUDEST VIDEO DO NOT OPEN
Send this video to trannies.
R: 3 / I: 1
>shit skin
<shit skin
>shit skin
<shit skin
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Your "movement" isn't even a movement. it's a deadend hate campaign built on cowardice.
"Lgb without the T" makes no sense.
I find it funny how there's a "lgb without the t movement". like its so fucking braindead I can't help but feel like the people that follow it are extremely gullible and genuinely retarded as fuck. How the fuck is out casting trannies going to save your movement?? like are you stupid nigga? a fag is a fag at the end of the day. Your movement is built off of cowardice and it's only purpose is to appeal to straggots so YOU don't look weird to them. You don't realize you'll always look weird to normalfags, no amount of sucking on masters cock will make you likeable to them.Your "movement" isn't even a movement. it's a deadend hate campaign built on cowardice.
R: 4 / I: 0
Nü ‘toss
Nü ‘toss
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4chan anon here~
What do you cucks do for fun here
4chan anon here~
What do you cucks do for fun here
R: 1 / I: 0
>videogames le bad *snort oink oink*
>videogames le bad *snort oink oink*
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>walkable bbc theory
>
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>stop calling it tranime you fucking bigoted chuds
>stop calling it tranime you fucking bigoted chuds
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Jewgle maps thread
third world spine tingling no jumpscares edition
Jewgle maps thread
third world spine tingling no jumpscares edition
R: 1 / I: 0
okay im home now i got another beer and im going to smoke niggerweed
>operational time
>1 minute from now
okay im home now i got another beer and im going to smoke niggerweed
>operational time
>1 minute from now
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GOD. BLESS. AMERICA.
GOD. BLESS. AMERICA.
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Personally, I hold the idea that the jews and arabis can coexist peacefully. But in order for this idea to realise itself, extremist and polarising elements, that are determined to create discord among these semites, shall be terminated
Personally, I hold the idea that the jews and arabis can coexist peacefully. But in order for this idea to realise itself, extremist and polarising elements, that are determined to create discord among these semites, shall be terminated
R: 6 / I: 3
a little guide for the nu 4cuck users
a little guide for the nu 4cuck users
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A message for 4cuckers.
You constantly brag about your shit site being better than the sharty because it shaped the internet. But here's the thing. 4chan has been a federal honeypot since (probably) 2008, what makes you think that anything that happened after that was organic? All the memes and big things that started on 4chan could've been manufactured by glowies. Meanwhile, the sommunity emerged as a counterculture against the faggotry of the 'cuck, completly outside of mossad's control.R: 5 / I: 1
Do (you) like amerimutt food?
Do (you) like amerimutt food?
R: 2 / I: 1
>NAS covered
>Raid threads are samefagged and spammed
>Brannigers everywhere
>Zoopedos everywhere
>Banlog full of bots and leakage
>Something went wrong, please try again later x100
Every time I revisit this board it disappoints me more and more. I miss the gegs. Props to those who are still trying to keep this cesspit IAS.
>NAS covered
>Raid threads are samefagged and spammed
>Brannigers everywhere
>Zoopedos everywhere
>Banlog full of bots and leakage
>Something went wrong, please try again later x100
Every time I revisit this board it disappoints me more and more. I miss the gegs. Props to those who are still trying to keep this cesspit IAS.
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Some of you nuswas hate Israel and sympathize with the Palestinians who've suffered attacks but can't acknowledge that your ancestors did the same things to blak and indigenous folks for centuries.
But you're not ready for that conversation yet.
Some of you nuswas hate Israel and sympathize with the Palestinians who've suffered attacks but can't acknowledge that your ancestors did the same things to blak and indigenous folks for centuries.
But you're not ready for that conversation yet.
R: 15 / I: 3
UNCLE SAM NEEDS YOU
GOARMY.COM
UNCLE SAM NEEDS YOU
GOARMY.COM
R: 10 / I: 4
A message for 4cuckers.
You constantly brag about your shit site being better than the sharty because it shaped the internet. But here's the thing. 4chan has been a federal honeypot since (probably) 2008, what makes you think that anything that happened after that was organic? All the memes and big things that started on 4chan could've been manufactured by glowies. Meanwhile, the sommunity emerged as a counterculture against the faggotry of the 'cuck, completly outside of mossad's control.
R: 0 / I: 0
ay ay ay, suchiy sir ay juki-
ay ay ay, suchiy sir ay juki-
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A message for 4cuckers.
You constantly brag about your shit site being better than the sharty because it shaped the internet. But here's the thing. 4chan has been a federal honeypot since (probably) 2008, what makes you think that anything that happened after that was organic? All the memes and big things that started on 4chan could've been manufactured by glowies. Meanwhile, the sommunity emerged as a counterculture against the faggotry of the 'cuck, completly outside of mossad's control. fuggen jerdee
R: 2 / I: 1
new toss
new toss
R: 2 / I: 0
A message for 4cuckers.
You constantly brag about your shit site being better than the sharty because it shaped the internet. But here's the thing. 4chan has been a federal honeypot since (probably) 2008, what makes you think that anything that happened after that was organic? All the memes and big things that started on 4chan could've been manufactured by glowies. Meanwhile, the sommunity emerged as a counterculture against the faggotry of the 'cuck, completly outside of mossad's control.
R: 2 / I: 1
>spoke and jack Daniel's
>spoke and jack Daniel's
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>it's da jo-WAIT SHIT I MEAN BOR-
<SHOOT
>AAAACK
>it's da jo-WAIT SHIT I MEAN BOR-
<SHOOT
>AAAACK
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 55 / I: 16
today's my birthday guys
today's my birthday guys
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A message for 4cuckers.
You constantly brag about your shit site being better than the sharty because it shaped the internet. But here's the thing. 4chan has been a federal honeypot since (probably) 2008, what makes you think that anything that happened after that was organic? All the memes and big things that started on 4chan could've been manufactured by glowies. Meanwhile, the sommunity emerged as a counterculture against the faggotry of the 'cuck, completly outside of mossad's control.
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Just shut it down
Just shut it down
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R: 2 / I: 1
DOCTOOOOOOOS
So basically I'm a veterinary student and today during classes we were shown a cow pussy. This literally EPId me and it also broke rule 6. Does anyone know how to report this to college jannies?
DOCTOOOOOOOS
So basically I'm a veterinary student and today during classes we were shown a cow pussy. This literally EPId me and it also broke rule 6. Does anyone know how to report this to college jannies?
R: 3 / I: 0
>Something went wrong. Please try again later
>Something went wrong. Please try again later
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>using the sharty in 2026
>using the sharty in 2026
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what if we made our own version of a rush x song
what if we made our own version of a rush x song
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>using the coal from the 'log to power my steam engine
>using the coal from the 'log to power my steam engine
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>k-on
>k-on
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Total jerdee death
Total jerdee death
R: 2 / I: 1
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND FILTERED!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND FILTERED!
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I'm worried about my little sister, she's still in middle school but 'tok is turning her into a bimbo
I'm worried about my little sister, she's still in middle school but 'tok is turning her into a bimbo
R: 0 / I: 0
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I'm a 2020 soot era oldfag that didn't use sharty for 6 years
What did i miss though?
I'm a 2020 soot era oldfag that didn't use sharty for 6 years
What did i miss though?
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>using [X]n't as an opposite of [X]
>using [X]n't as an opposite of [X]
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>800 pph in euro hours
>1000 pph yesterday
We're recovering
>800 pph in euro hours
>1000 pph yesterday
We're recovering
R: 0 / I: 0
>making a thread that is single-handedly responsible for half of the PPH
>making a thread that is single-handedly responsible for half of the PPH
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test
test
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管理者、なぜ /jp/ を追加しないのですか? :(
管理者、なぜ /jp/ を追加しないのですか? :(
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'ki trannitors are furfags
JSID
'ki trannitors are furfags
JSID
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>4cuck immigrants flood the shitty
>Suddenly its possible to have actual discussion threads with conversations and not just gigger/frog/baitspam
Soybros… why cant we be like this more, how could you tell?
>4cuck immigrants flood the shitty
>Suddenly its possible to have actual discussion threads with conversations and not just gigger/frog/baitspam
Soybros… why cant we be like this more, how could you tell?
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The 'cuck is back. Go back to your gooncave 4niggers!
The 'cuck is back. Go back to your gooncave 4niggers!
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IN THIS THREAD WE WATCH THIS
IN THIS THREAD WE WATCH THIS
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Ever notice how eurohours are funnier than amerimutt hours whereas more happens during amerimutt hours?
Ever notice how eurohours are funnier than amerimutt hours whereas more happens during amerimutt hours?
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>open soyjak.st during Eurocuck hours
I deserve the suffering of my eyes
>open soyjak.st during Eurocuck hours
I deserve the suffering of my eyes
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>4chan goes down
>check out soifag.shitty
>furry trannies are mods
>4chan goes down
>check out soifag.shitty
>furry trannies are mods
R: 10 / I: 2
Dutchess
my ded dog
R: 1 / I: 0
New stoneross political cartoon
New stoneross political cartoon
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mary had an affair behind joseph's back wich resulted in a pregnancy she blamed it on the divine, swearing she was virgin, yet the zygote growing in her womb tells a different story
jesus christ is a bastard child
born not from holy light but the seed of man
his true father is no god
just a man
a forgotten man
forgotten by time
forgotten by his mistress
forgotten by all
mary had an affair behind joseph's back wich resulted in a pregnancy she blamed it on the divine, swearing she was virgin, yet the zygote growing in her womb tells a different story
jesus christ is a bastard child
born not from holy light but the seed of man
his true father is no god
just a man
a forgotten man
forgotten by time
forgotten by his mistress
forgotten by all
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>someone makes thread mocking shartysphere jannies
>someone says to doxx xim
>the thread instantly gets in damage control, getting spammed with miss circle and other troonslop instantly
>someone makes thread mocking shartysphere jannies
>someone says to doxx xim
>the thread instantly gets in damage control, getting spammed with miss circle and other troonslop instantly
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/diap/ - Diapered Soytan General
Post diapered soytan gemmies
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4CHAN IS DOWN
4CHAN IS DOWN
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4cucks dont go back please we need someone to make fun of
4cucks dont go back please we need someone to make fun of
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someone extend this gem
someone extend this gem
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>and if you gotta problem with that?
>get back to reddit FAAAAAAG!
>eat,eat the bugs, drink the soy
>eat,eat the bugs, drink the soy
>fuck /mtv/, i ain't afraid to say it
>that tranny forced TCOAAL thread? its gay!
>soyquote me, pick the thread
>i'll dox your ass and then i'll 'jak your face
>warrior z? FUCK YOU BITCH!
>'ru namefags can li-lick my dick
>ss13? that shit's for queers!
>imma get the troonjaks and set that 'log on FIRE!
>OH IMMA SAGE IT
>OH IMMA SAGE IT
>OH IMMA SAGE IT
>SUPER SAGE!
>oh when you crawl out of /qa/ (a retarded shidskin freak)
>i'll make you crawl back there again (kill niggers with a chainsaw)
>oh when you crawl out of the kway (what i'm sayin' is: friggin friggin fuck you!)
>crawl back home again!
>eat eat the bugs, drink the soy
>eat eat the bugs, drink the soy
Lets finish an old song i made during froot era
>the obsessed nigger sagers have arrived!>and if you gotta problem with that?
>get back to reddit FAAAAAAG!
>eat,eat the bugs, drink the soy
>eat,eat the bugs, drink the soy
>fuck /mtv/, i ain't afraid to say it
>that tranny forced TCOAAL thread? its gay!
>soyquote me, pick the thread
>i'll dox your ass and then i'll 'jak your face
>warrior z? FUCK YOU BITCH!
>'ru namefags can li-lick my dick
>ss13? that shit's for queers!
>imma get the troonjaks and set that 'log on FIRE!
>OH IMMA SAGE IT
>OH IMMA SAGE IT
>OH IMMA SAGE IT
>SUPER SAGE!
>oh when you crawl out of /qa/ (a retarded shidskin freak)
>i'll make you crawl back there again (kill niggers with a chainsaw)
>oh when you crawl out of the kway (what i'm sayin' is: friggin friggin fuck you!)
>crawl back home again!
>eat eat the bugs, drink the soy
>eat eat the bugs, drink the soy
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>opens up powerpoint
>starts putting slides with soyjak images
>when he's finished, he puts some music and starts recording his screen by going slide by slide until he's done
>MFW SMV
>opens up powerpoint
>starts putting slides with soyjak images
>when he's finished, he puts some music and starts recording his screen by going slide by slide until he's done
>MFW SMV
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NAS fish thread
NAS fish thread
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Nugem
Nugem
R: 7 / I: 0
Mustard can you do a quick favor for me
Mustard can you do a quick favor for me
R: 0 / I: 0
>asian women arent tr-ACK
Soycucks btfo
>asian women arent tr-ACK
Soycucks btfo
R: 0 / I: 0
14 year old girls on their way to buy concert tickets for chinks singing the most ear obliterating music you’ve ever heard in ripoff Chinese and occasionally broken English
14 year old girls on their way to buy concert tickets for chinks singing the most ear obliterating music you’ve ever heard in ripoff Chinese and occasionally broken English
R: 9 / I: 5
Basics in Behavior
Baldi thread, post Baldi's
Basics in Behavior
Baldi thread, post Baldi's
R: 5 / I: 2
Merry Christmas everyone!
Merry Christmas everyone!
R: 9 / I: 1
>driving an automatic vehicle
>driving an automatic vehicle
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A message for 4cuckers.
You constantly brag about your shit site being better than the sharty because it shaped the internet. But here's the thing. 4chan has been a federal honeypot since (probably) 2008, what makes you think that anything that happened after that was organic? All the memes and big things that started on 4chan could've been manufactured by glowies. Meanwhile, the sommunity emerged as a counterculture against the faggotry of the 'cuck, completly outside of mossad's control.
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>half jokingly commented on how fat women are attractive
>the 'gram algorithm has now flooded my feed with fat content
>half jokingly commented on how fat women are attractive
>the 'gram algorithm has now flooded my feed with fat content
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OYYYYY this 'ru nigger i found has a babyfur diaper pfp made by Shmorky, a gegbvll troon autist furpedo artist. i think xhe has a 'ki page geg
OYYYYY this 'ru nigger i found has a babyfur diaper pfp made by Shmorky, a gegbvll troon autist furpedo artist. i think xhe has a 'ki page geg
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LOL!
LOL!
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>Performing maintenance. We'll be back soon.
>Performing maintenance. We'll be back soon.
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NO FUCKING WAY
NO FUCKING WAY
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Of her was born Jesus who is called the Christ.
Now this is how the birth of Jesus Christ came about.
When his mother Mary was betrothed to Joseph,
but before they lived together,
she was found with child through the Holy Spirit.
Joseph her husband, since he was a righteous man,
yet unwilling to expose her to shame,
decided to divorce her quietly.
Such was his intention when, behold,
the angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream and said,
“Joseph, son of David,
do not be afraid to take Mary your wife into your home.
For it is through the Holy Spirit
that this child has been conceived in her.
She will bear a son and you are to name him Jesus,
because he will save his people from their sins.”
When Joseph awoke,
he did as the angel of the Lord had commanded him
and took his wife into his home.
Matthew 1:16, 18-21, 24a
St. Joseph, ora pro nobis.
Daily Lenten Gospel - Day 29
Jacob was the father of Joseph, the husband of Mary.Of her was born Jesus who is called the Christ.
Now this is how the birth of Jesus Christ came about.
When his mother Mary was betrothed to Joseph,
but before they lived together,
she was found with child through the Holy Spirit.
Joseph her husband, since he was a righteous man,
yet unwilling to expose her to shame,
decided to divorce her quietly.
Such was his intention when, behold,
the angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream and said,
“Joseph, son of David,
do not be afraid to take Mary your wife into your home.
For it is through the Holy Spirit
that this child has been conceived in her.
She will bear a son and you are to name him Jesus,
because he will save his people from their sins.”
When Joseph awoke,
he did as the angel of the Lord had commanded him
and took his wife into his home.
Matthew 1:16, 18-21, 24a
St. Joseph, ora pro nobis.
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Poop thread
post poop etc
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I’ve seen the ‘ki page about Christianity and it’s so painfully bad I wonder if it’s ironybait or someone somewhere actually believes what’s written there
Like dude kikes call us anti-semites for saying “Jesus is King” cause it blasphemous according to Torah
I’ve seen the ‘ki page about Christianity and it’s so painfully bad I wonder if it’s ironybait or someone somewhere actually believes what’s written there
Like dude kikes call us anti-semites for saying “Jesus is King” cause it blasphemous according to Torah
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>Turk in the west
<Turk in turkey
>Turk in the west
<Turk in turkey
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>aunque
>aunque
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>nophono
>nophono
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ITT we post our results from
https://soyjak.org
and vi get quote to go on it and take the test
ITT we post our results from
https://soyjak.org
and vi get quote to go on it and take the test
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tranime soy
tranime soy
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SOYTRANNIES
STOP. SHUTTING. DOWN. MY. FUCKING. WEBSITE. YOU. ZOOMER. NORMIES.
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>4cucks on 'log
>4cucks on 'log
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>AAAAGGGGH SHIET NIKKA I TRANSHEART POSTING HUNKY DE HOE TWINK MACHEN AND GOONING TO IT GONNA POST HOW DA FUGGEN JARDEE DEAD AND DA EF FE NEF PEDO IS NOT REAL SHEEEEEEIIIIIT MUH ASS IS CRAKIN UP!
>AAAAGGGGH SHIET NIKKA I TRANSHEART POSTING HUNKY DE HOE TWINK MACHEN AND GOONING TO IT GONNA POST HOW DA FUGGEN JARDEE DEAD AND DA EF FE NEF PEDO IS NOT REAL SHEEEEEEIIIIIT MUH ASS IS CRAKIN UP!
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Time to larp as 4cucks meanwhile 4chan gets back up in an hour, real excited
Time to larp as 4cucks meanwhile 4chan gets back up in an hour, real excited
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this is the best thing I own
this is the best thing I own
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What does /soy/ think of italian brainrot?
What does /soy/ think of italian brainrot?
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ONLY TRANS LIVES MATTER
ONLY TRANS LIVES MATTER
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>Soyboys are outdated and don't exist. There's no soyboys in 2026
>Soyboys in 2026:
>Soyboys are outdated and don't exist. There's no soyboys in 2026
>Soyboys in 2026:
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4cucks are NOT welcome here. If that applies to you, keep moving. Go somewhere else. though
4cucks are NOT welcome here. If that applies to you, keep moving. Go somewhere else. though
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soytan is a sias
soytan is a sias
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/brit/
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/4rg/ - 4chan refugee general
All disposed 4chads are welcome here. What shall we discuss while our site is down?
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i wanted to post something but i forgot
i wanted to post something but i forgot
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>straight sex
>straight sex
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are you circumcised?
are you circumcised?
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Can I have my notes janny
Can I have my notes janny
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/Sverigetråden/
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Performing maintenance. We'll be back soon. im trans btw
Performing maintenance. We'll be back soon. im trans btw
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im cute
im cute
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>I transheart my country but I would never ever ever ever go back there when I can be unemployed in berlin
>I transheart my country but I would never ever ever ever go back there when I can be unemployed in berlin
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this is your appearance
>
this is your appearance
>
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me and da boiz when we see nusoiz
me and da boiz when we see nusoiz
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What does foodism mean and how do i use it to blame the sharty for all my problems in life
Yo it is i the centristcuck, being the nusoi xittergrant that I am i still dont know all the terminology. you VILL explain to me what foodism is and you VILL give me examples of it (not bait tho seriously)
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>shiet mayne give us bread n shieet
>shiet mayne give us bread n shieet
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Was Andrew Grant Fosgate Aryan?
Was Andrew Grant Fosgate Aryan?
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Captain gem if you see me please bring back /qa/. I can't handle Quotecord anymore.
Captain gem if you see me please bring back /qa/. I can't handle Quotecord anymore.
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March 18th 2026 oldfag here, AMA
March 18th 2026 oldfag here, AMA
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Haven't been on here for a year. What the fuck happened to the booru?
Haven't been on here for a year. What the fuck happened to the booru?
R: 0 / I: 0
>Performing maintenance. We'll be back soon.
>Performing maintenance. We'll be back soon.
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>which one of you little zoomer fucks was it this time?
>which one of you little zoomer fucks was it this time?
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I love blak women
I love blak women
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kawaii!!!
kawaii!!!
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>Performing maintenance. We'll be back soon.
>Performing maintenance. We'll be back soon.
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>Warhammer 40k Hive City level of misery.
>Warhammer 40k Hive City level of misery.
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Ciao
Ciao
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I see you have taken 4chinz hostage again.
Please state your demands.
I see you have taken 4chinz hostage again.
Please state your demands.
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>Rapeape goon'd on the servers right before me finishing with my tentacle NTR cartoons and now the nut is ruined
>Rapeape goon'd on the servers right before me finishing with my tentacle NTR cartoons and now the nut is ruined
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Is 4chan down?
Is 4chan down?
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GEG
GEG
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'jak him
'jak him
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good morning sharty, let's talk OPSEC and OSINT today! got any good tips for either that you wanna share? want to bitch and meta whine some more about qvote's personal internet crackhouse some more? here's the thread for it
good morning sharty, let's talk OPSEC and OSINT today! got any good tips for either that you wanna share? want to bitch and meta whine some more about qvote's personal internet crackhouse some more? here's the thread for it
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which one of you little zoomer fucks was it this time?
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SPUMCO THREAD
SPUMCO THREAD
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wow it's donald bastard t.v personality!
wow it's donald bastard t.v personality!
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Now that's Spanish chick, French chick, Indian, and blak
That's fried chicken, curry chicken, damn, I'm getting fat
Arroz con pollo, French fries and crepes
An appetite for destruction, but I scrape the plate, I love
Now that's Spanish chick, French chick, Indian, and blak
That's fried chicken, curry chicken, damn, I'm getting fat
Arroz con pollo, French fries and crepes
An appetite for destruction, but I scrape the plate, I love
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itt you give me gemmy a10 kinodiscord broom banners (example: landscapes)
>
itt you give me gemmy a10 kino
>
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Theoretically no image cannot be jakked
Theoretically no image cannot be jakked
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A Heist with Neutralplier
>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
OPERATION REALITY 2
Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 2 / I: 2 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)
Feel free to ask us any questions!
Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD
Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)
Feel free to ask us any questions!
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 140 / I: 40
What do you do?
NusoiNeanderthal Adventure
The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.What do you do?
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 531 / I: 109
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 543 / I: 253
BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2
On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 404 / I: 68
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
Soy Conlang General Thread
ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread
>slid again awardin the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383
Hi
Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Soysylum Adventure
You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.