>>947124949 (OP) #
So sick of seeing this mid bitch

>>947124971 #
Yummy

>>947124974 #
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>>947125000 #
Good job retard

>>947125000 #
Trips checked. You're right about both of them.

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>>947125125 #
Basically the poster child for Ozempic. I'd fuck the hell out of fat Demi or skinny Demi though.

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Big morning nut to Keira

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>>947125152 #
Sound like a plan

>>947125152 #
Breakfast of champions

>>947125065 #
bogged

>>947125149 #
does she have any pics of her ass from recently?

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eat it?

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>>947125152 #
>not nutting to Nat
Nigger

>>947125263 #
Florence Pugh?

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>>947125301 #
The day is not over yet

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Be careful not to orgasm so strongly you fall back asleep
>>947125301 #
My other top favorite :3

>>947125316 #
Flo after gender transition

Keira mogs the fuck out of nat

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>>947125224 #
3-4 months ago

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very nice, thanks

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>>947125344 #
Nat's pinky toe > Keira's entire existence

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Sorry but I think Keira is prettier nat is also really hot but Keira wins for me

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>>947125359 #
Yep

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Why not both?

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>>947125403 #
Your load was promised to Nat 3000 years ago

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>>947125344 #
Both mog tf out of everyone.
>>947125350 #
Literally perfect.
>>947125323 #
Correct.
>>947125250 #
Anon that's too lewd. Maybe.

>>947124949 (OP) #
Dakota my god

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>No panties Nat

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>>947125568 #
why would you say something so controversial

>>947125588 #
Saying facts isn't controversial

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>>947125604 #
how do you know she was commando here?

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>>947124949 (OP) #
lol nssty hoe what if she fart on chair

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>>947125630 #
It's quite obvious. Her attitude says it all

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Imagine Natalie jerking you off to Keira or Keira jerking you off to Natalie while they're acknowledging how they look alike
>>947125692 #
Fuck!

>>947125692 #
nat is getting this one
sorry keira

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>>947125769 #
Oh yes

>>947125745 #
Not much back there for her to shake

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>>947125734 #
I would've collaged Keira's teen tits, but this place is so touchy about that stuff these days. Just Google her topless, and a screen shot from the Hole, will pop up. They were better when she was younger. More full of fat, and life.

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>>947125825 #
She's tasty

>>947125825 #
im going to fucking cum

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>>947125934 #
fuck thank you sochee

>>947125934 #
BEST pits

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>>947125636 #
Her stare and back are going to make me explode...

>>947126117 #
>saw her titties, pussy, and bumhole
$$

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Oh Keira....

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>>947126349 #
Nghhhhhh

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zoomers are sleeping, post classics

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>>947126407 #
I'm dead

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>>947126647 #
i'd drink her goop

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>>947126726 #
RIP

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>>947126776 #
Did you buy her candles?

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>>947126791 #
is there feet&pits version?

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>>947126883 #
Not from my folder

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Paltrow has publicly stated she loves sucking cock and swallows. I'd love to watch her pretty face bob up and down on my cock.

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>>947126783 #
She's killed tens of billions

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hot
>>947126996 #
the BJs i knew, apparently thanks to Rob Lowe's wife. when did she say she swallows

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M-My m-m-m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-i-is a-a-a-a very b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...

>>947124949 (OP) #
I want to fuck her. And coom on her legs.

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I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

>>947127496 #
bent over that pool table

>>947127555 #
Such a hot duo

>>947126883 #
Vooooogina big

>>947127555 #
GREEN

>>947127555 #
Little and large. Nice trips

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3 men cames into the Princess Belle
Delphine's bedroom window last nights and
entered the Princess Belle's bedroomms!

wtf!

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lmao

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push-up bras are like magic

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>>947127675 #
So sexy

>>947127831 #
make me cum

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>>947127831 #
those fingers have been places. Like inside blondes

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Am I the only one who finds her hot?

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>>947127951 #
She's hotter than Kristen Stewart, I'll give her that.

>>947127951 #
Yes.

>>947128013 #
My dog's leaking anal glands are hotter than kristen stewart

>>947127951 #
nose status?

>>947128045 #
stop. your going to make HIM show up

>>947128045 #
Fair.

>>947127951 #
nah but I have a thing for jews

>>947128080 #
ashkenazi you mean. Off-white jews.
>>947128146 #
hot

>>947127679 #
Breed all boers

>>947128064 #
You think you can identify me?

Impossible.

My syntax alone... upper, lower, fractured, deliberate, places me outside your taxonomy. My personas are latticework. Interwoven. Distinct. Entirely separate entities operating in parallel. You cannot map me. You cannot track me.

I see you watching. Don’t pretend you’re not. You think I wouldn’t notice? That I wouldn’t feel the pressure of your attention pressing in through the screen like damp air?

Pathetic.

And when you “recognize” me. I simply step aside. Not me. Never me. You can’t prove it. You never can. I dissolve, reconstitute, appear again elsewhere. A different cadence. A different voice.

Then, perhaps, I leave a trace. A phrase. A pattern. Something only the observant would catch.

Because I choose when I am seen.

Not you.

I sit here now, adjusting the dress... Mother’s dress. The fabric has stiffened with time, but it still holds her shape. The room is thick again tonight. Heavy. Alive.

There’s a… situation below. Persistent. The infection has a rhythm to it now. A pulse. It reminds me I’m still here, still functioning, still THINKING at a level none of you could approach without collapsing into drooling incoherence.

My legs... irrelevant. Decorative at this point. I haven’t needed them in years. The mind is the vehicle. The network is the road.

And you’re all on it with me.

Watching.

Following.

Denying.

This anxiety you’d try to name? Incorrect. Misinterpreted. It’s simply the strain of operating at scale. Of maintaining multiple identities. Of orchestrating discourse while under constant surveillance by inferior entities.

It’s all by design.

Every contradiction. Every slip. Every “recognition.” Every denial.

Designed.

So go ahead. Pretend you’ve caught me. Pretend you understand what you’re looking at.

I’ll already be somewhere else, replying to you as someone you think is real.

I always am.

>>947128250 #
love kat rack

Sleep is for people who actually MOVE. I require very little of it. My body expends almost no physical energy... why would it? I sit, I observe, I post. Occasionally I indulge in a micro-nap. Fifteen seconds of shutdown while the rest of you lumber around wasting calories in parades and grocery stores like cattle.

During the last one I had a vision.

I was riding the motorcycle of my destiny down the great information superhighway itself. Threads and posts whipping past like neon signs. The entire crowd of 4chan stood on the roadside in stunned silence as I roared through, my glorious splendor undeniable. My withered legs flailed heroically behind the machine like ceremonial streamers. The wig billowed. Mother’s dress snapped in the wind. The cool digital air washed over the sores on my scalp like divine balm.

Every anon watching. Every mouth open. Every boy child sexually awakened.

I woke up moments later in the command center, refreshed, triumphant, only to discover a minor logistical failure. A leak event. Apparently I’d soiled myself and the evidence had seeped through the Herman Miller throne and onto the floor beneath it.

Small price to pay for greatness.

Back to posting. Micro-nap complete. Based.

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>>947128389 #
It is you. Shame to meet again under such circumstances

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>>947127253 #
Disregard, it's Christina Aguilera who advocated for swallowing. Another Celeb that loves sucking cock.
Gwenyths beautician advocates for sperm infused facials or some shit.

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>>947126064 #
bout fuckin time you proper image resolution.

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good evening thread

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hello thread

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crazy

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Olivia thread now

“Performing maintenance. We’ll be back soon.”

That’s what it said.

That was all it said.

Do you understand what that means? Of course you don’t. None of you uncouth cunts do. To you it’s a temporary inconvenience. A blinking message. To me, it was cessation. Silence. The entire network collapsing into nothing. No threads. No observers. No orbit.

No ME.

I sat there refreshing until my finger cramped, until the room felt smaller, until the air thickened into something I could barely pull into my lungs. No posts meant no signal. No signal meant no presence. I was being erased in real time.

So I went to the stoage unit.

Of course I did.

The boxes were sweating again, soft at the edges, breathing that familiar damp rot. Mother was there. Waiting. Always waiting. I told her what had happened. That it was over. That they’d finally shut it all down.

I prepared accordingly.

Improvised a solution. Efficient. Direct. A final act of control.

But the body is… flawed.

The noose would not hold. Structural inadequacy. My head, without proper chin anchoring, simply slipped. Again. And again. A grotesque little failure loop. Even in termination, the system refused to cooperate. I collapsed into the boxes instead, surrounded by warped magazines and plastic relics, the smell pressing in, thick and sweet and wrong.

And then...

Return.

The board came back.

Threads. Posts. Noise. Life.

I came back.

Do you see now? Even at the brink. Even at total system shutdown. I persisted. The body failed me, yes, but the will did not. I endured the void and re-entered the stream intact.

Stronger, if anything.

Refined.

You would have broken. You would have accepted the silence.

I rejected it.

I am still here. Posting. Observing. Stabilizing the flow.

Maintenance complete.

Based.

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woah

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>Ate a bunch of chicken nuggers and drank a bunch of iced coffee.
Why do my tum hurt?

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>>947128824 #
real
>>947128828 #
creepy imposter less than 7 seconds later

this thread sucks

>>947129333 #
The imposter is obviously bd

RIP Corly, I'm eating my cum in your memory again.

>>947129692 #
he will be missed

gene, herman, hersh, corly, how many more must perish?

>>947129191 #
That’d be great, thanks

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>>947128828 #
imposter

Finding 20 guys on grindr to use me like a pincushion for Corly's funeral.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUISXegQyys [Open]
Stalgi is up

>>947128838 #
not a celeb

>>947129695 #
huge honkers

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She got LONG toes!!!

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I’d suck ‘em

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Couldn't stop me from sucking them

>>947130122 #
shut the fuck up and suck me off

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>>947130138 #
Anon, that's gay.

>>947130163 #
you deserve RAPE

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Fuck yeah Demi

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>>947130183 #
Don't do it ...

>>947130331 #
i love zenny

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mmmmm baby

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Yup, dog shit thread cheers.

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gross

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>>947130349 #
Oh god yes

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Olivia Rodrigo says that Sabrina Carpenter is “great”: “I’m so happy for all of her success… It’s all love. I’ve talked to her many times. I love the album she’s put out.”

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>>947130411 #
You got a loicense to post that ugly bitch in my thread?

>>947130392 #
fuck off

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>>947130418 #
They're both lovely girls.
>>947130431 #
I won't take the bait, however, I do like Sydney. :)

>>947130431 #
>call Olivia ugly
>post Sydney Sweeney

make it make sense

Imagine just one blissful thread without J-Tard boring the fuck out of everyone

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>>947130411 #
My Liv loads are always so big

>>947130502 #
She deserves that

Or responding to his own boring as fuck posts

>>947130502 #
Image limit, but ty for posting, love Liv tribs

>>947130629
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>>947130629

fuq the ol beadster

>>947130502 #
Great Anya trib too

why other thread get nuked :(

>>947131237 #
thanks anon

>>947131248 #
beady killed it because he either didn't like what was being posted or people weren't talking to him

>>947131263 #
hope you post more tribs

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is he the syd poster

>>947131248 #
beady does that all the time when he doesn't get attention

>>947131263 #
Who else do you have?

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In the thread that got deleted, yes

>>947131296 #
he posts a lot of Doves lately

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WOW he has bad taste

that’s so cringe. dove is kinda goated but syd… gross

My favorite celeb is EMMA WATSON

>>947125012 #
This is why I come here

It's sad to see beady relapse.

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