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    I don’t care if you’re Chesty Puller, putting your stack on your truck’s tailgate is boot behavior

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    Nah Chesty could do whatever the fuck he wanted if he were still alive. There is a VERY small handful of badasses who are so badass, nothing they do can be boot.

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    Chesty and Reckless, who we named our pup after. The Reckless story is a fun one.

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    Like put himself in for more awards?

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    Chesty gets a pass imo

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    While Chesty does get a pass, he wouldn’t do some boot shit like this. Remember his famous quote, “Real gangsta ass n***** don’t flex nuts, cause real gangsta ass n***** know they got em”

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    Chesty’s stack wouldn’t fit on a tailgate

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    Virginia Beach? You know he’s got a personalized plate that says something dumb….

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    NVYCHF 🤣

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    FUBAR

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    Remember when they used to brief OPSEC after 9/11

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    This is actually really good OPSEC. My goal is always to make myself such a soft target that the enemy gets terrified because "no one could be that stupid, this has got to be a trap!"

    Clearly it works because I've never been in a terrorist attack!

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    4d chess. Smart.

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    the oceana nex parking lot is gallery of boot.

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    Innocently ask if that is a "rainbow thing" and that shit will be gone tomorrow.

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    Fucking bubble heads

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    It’s a good thing seatbelts are a thing, cause any woman who is driving behind them would slip right out of their seat without it

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    Boot could have at least bothered to apply the items level. Very hasty application.

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    Bro really doxxed himself by putting the last ribbon on there. That's a state award that's only authorized in Alaska and Louisiana

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    You can't wear state awards with active duty awards.

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    He has all those good conduct medals, and only two NAMs? That’s basically bragging that you showed up on time with a clean shave for 20 years

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    The “LT” is sending me. 

    I know that’s the trim level of the truck but this is Definitely some butterbar shit

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    Has not passed a PRT in 7 years and smells like a musty basement and stale dominoes cheesy bread

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    Va beach is the final boss level if boot things.

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    If one were to be gaudy enough to show awards on a vehicle, they should be be embarrassed showing that. A rack that sparse with so much time in - you keep to yourself.

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    Of course it’s Virginia Beach

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    While I don’t particularly like it, 5 deployments isn’t boot.

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    Boot is a state of mind my friend.

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    Even with a 2nd national defense it's super boot

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    Actually when the Sea Service ribbon came out you had to have one year at sea, and then a 6 month deployment to earn it. I have 6 and I was on sea duty for 9 years. Then they changed it for 90 days. If he was on a boomer he would get those 5 deployments in in 5 years

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    I've seen that truck actually lmao

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    “Chesty gets a pass” yea pass as a boot that’s basic training behavior 😂😂

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    Imagine putting your employee of the month sticker on your tailgate

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