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Why is gen Z so obsessed with age?
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Day 2 of no food
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Rapable niggers
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where are the soyjaks this board is called /soy/ i dont see any soyjaks o algo
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>Evolution is fake because da JOOOO Charles Darwin has said that BBC are superior or something like that
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nigga, thats… thats nuts
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ITT WE VANDALIZE HOMESTUCK WIKI

https://homestuck.miraheze.org/
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If Megumin was real would she appear more asiatic or european?
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niipaaah
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kill yourself
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>tfw you're banned from twitter but you now can post little tranime girls on /soy/
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Reclaim /soy/
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‘JAK ON THE ‘LOG
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>metrosexuals
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Why are you posting bald men with glasses instead of being PRODUCTIVE hm?????? Hmpf
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I'm at the library at my university and at one of the tables there's a student literally wearing the long-dead websitecuck shirt GEEEEEEEEEEEEG (no student photo because I don't want to be accused of being a heckin pervert o algo)
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Good morning to all East Coast mutts
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If there was a OFFICIAL soyjak movie who would you cast as Cobson, Imp, wholesome, Feral, Nate, plier, troonella, giga, frog and vlodson
>Not A Soy
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girl at work today said "fuck my chungus life" what does this mean?
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If this thread gets 1000 reppeys, then jannies have to add "Bibisi" nameroll
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new toss
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ITT: We make a song together

Here's what you do:

>Take the latest track posted

>Download it
>Put it into whatever recording software you got
>Play something over it
>Upload it for the next teen to do the same

Anyone is welcome to join in, even if you can't play music or sing you can just say some dumb shit over it and it'll be cool.

Info for those needing it, BPM is 100 and the key is A
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just kill everyone at this point man
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>I am spongebob
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new gem
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Back in the day tranimecucks were repelled by constantly saying "built for bbc" nowadays you get rule 2d for that
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anime website
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shubro is streaming again, ask him about gooning
https://www.twitch.tv/itzshubro
https://soyjakwiki.org/Shubro
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>nusois dont even listen to mahler

HMPF!
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>Hitler bad or something
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/JEW/ - Jews general

itt we discuss goyim hate, manipulation and psy op tactics
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Say walahi bro
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POST AUTISTIC SELFSHIPPERS

There's a xitter trend of autistic foids and trannies posting pics of themselves in love with literal cartoon characters and it's as geggy as you would expect

ITT: Post gegbull-worthy "yumeshippers" who pretend that they are the true love of literal cartoon characters:

https://x.com/search?q=%22Selfshipper%22&src=typed_query&f=live

https://x.com/hashtag/yumetwt?src=hashtag_click&f=live
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nooticing trends

i'm starting to notice a trend and i do not know if i'm just schizo about it
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ever notice how generally, EVERYTHING is becoming shittier? and how people propagate it in such a way, that it feels like slop now? even the more exotic things from the past are now utilized by prospecting assholes to try and leech some success of it? some of the successful persons also look like they're trying less and less because they KNOW brainfried fools will eat it up either way?
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what is this a symptom of? laziness? lack of creativity? spiritual decline? missing engenuity? conformity? at first you seem to think this is irrelevant but the more you ponder, it actually feels like people are less likely to make an effort nowadays than before
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not to say that there aren't individuals with originality (which is the reason why they're so successful than everyone else), but you really start to notice it over time and begin to think about the reality of the situation which only comes to the conclusion of how fucked we may be for the forceeable future
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Been a while since i came herr but this board is RIDICULOUS rn, who made it so bad??? Hmpf
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>Hyperborean Classics to recharge your Vril 🔋⚡
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>What if soot……..WAS ALWAYS ADMIN 6
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When I was a kid in like 2nd grade I made a club called the anti-nose picker's. I was the leader… I picked my nose everyday and ate it, I just didn't like the thought of other kids doing it so I attempted to corral my goyim cattle class mates with the suggestion of social taboo
this had the effect of:
1. Making sure nobody suspected me of being a nose picker
2. Ensuring my closest acquaintances didn't give me gross booger germs and oreos
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toss
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did pirate giga go to sleep? every reppey was a glistening gem
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Johnny Test is gooder than retarded anime posted here
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>when the moid doesnt like niggerslop and listens to Schoenberg
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Senko says: supersaging is gay
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
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My fetish is action combat.

I mean if you watch an action movie like Terminator or James Bond and they do the fight scenes with martial arts, guns or melee weapons. Or when playing an action video game like Dark Souls and fighting the enemies in an action scene. That's what gets me hard.
Also it's not the gore or the pain but the actual act of combat itself that gets me hard.
That's my fetish.
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If you shitpost for long enough you start to get premonitions of replies to your threads while you're offline
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It seems driving instructors don't teach you how to stay safe (unfined) on the road - and considering most of these speed checkers are put into place due to the incompetence of the older population on the road - I've had a recent revelation. The signs don't indicate what speed you should go, rather the speed you shouldnt go!
120? Im flying to 100km/h, maybe 105 if im feeling a bit perky
80km/h? Better drive at 60 km/h just to be safe, you never know what traps could be set up
50km/h? My car doesnt like to rest on 30, so lets rest at around 35km/h!
20km/h? Just let your engine idle. Easy peasy. Too risky to accelerate. You might go 1km/h over the speed limit and owe the police 70 goybucks which could have been used to buy a weeks of groceries! Now I really dont want that…
Been doing the for a couple months. Life is good. I dont feel stress anymore, and I can look at the view more often which also calms my nerves. As for mirrors, I pointed the one in my car to my face, so there's always someone smiling at me, and my side mirrors point to the lines on the ground.
Sure, I use more fuel driving like this, but I can afford it now!
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>pooning session
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0 pph
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I am a nusoi with ADHD give me a tldr of the history of the "Soyjak Party"
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>Sir do you know how fast you w-
<hey you wanna see the slopjak I just made
>wuh-
<flashes up phone to show le epic jardeecuck may may
>sir I'm gonna have to ask you to show license and registration please.
<>sir I'm gonna have to ask you to show license and registration please.
<taps a photo in car of the original soyjak
>…
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>no arr-ACK
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>WOAW IS THAT A HECKING BASED ASTROLFO FELIX ANIME TRANSGIRL BOYMODDER WHOLESOME 100 R/MTF SHOTA DIAPERGIRL VALIDATING A24 EGG-CRACKING BONE-CHILLING BOYKISSER DISCORD SAFESPACE FOR TRANSGENDER TEENAGERS BLÅHAJ AT MY IKEAAAAA!??!?! MUST CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPOOOOOOOM
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AI told me Egyptian royalty weren't actually Irish
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Can men be raped?
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RAID XIS 'CORD NOOOOW, 'OX IF POSSIBLE

THIS PERSON IS A BNWO FETISHISTS (obviously) and is also LITERALLY A PEDOPHILE DOCTOOOOOS, RAID XIS 'CORD BUT NOT BEFORE SNOOPING FOR 'ZARALDS.
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WENT TO /soy/
TRANIME POSTERS.
WENT TO /qa/
TRANIME POSTERS
THE COAL IS SUFFOCATING
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im in class rn (in college dont leak at me jannies)
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I'm kind of like a white blak jew
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STOP THE TRANIME PLEASE PLEASE QUOTE STOP IT PLEASE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA FUCKING BREAK RULE 8 IF THIS BRIMSTONE CORD DOESN'T STOP!
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tranny gets humiliated again

>call up bank
>hello can you please confirm your full name
>yes it's <deadname>
>umm you're <deadname>?
>that is correct
>are you ill? do you have some disease that affects your voice? (literal quote)
>no, but are you trying to say that my voice doesn't match my name
>Yes mr <deadname> I am… your voice is umm… very girly…
>Well I am transgender but I haven't updated my name on the account yet
>Oh thank you Mr. <Deadname> *starts snickering* that explains it, shall I put a note on your account to describe this?
>Umm okay as long as I can remove it later
>Yes ofcourse, shall I read out the note for you?
>Okay
>"Mr. <Deadname> has an unusually high pitched voice"
>Does that sound alright Mr. <Deadname>?
>Yeah sure, can we talk about my banking issues now?

She was laughing throughout all of this, like every time I said something I could hear her snicker and whenever she spoke it could hear her barely contained amusement

being trans is a daily humiliation ritual
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>If you don't want trannies in female spaces you must not think trannies are real womyn
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>Incels are le bad even tho they are literally right about everything
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>There is a shortage of straight men in New York.
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>Due to a shortage of male attendees, some dating events in NYC charged women $100 and men $O, yet attendance still ran 3:1.

Why are huge numbers of men just completely dropping out of the dating market?

What would it take for you to actively pursue women?
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>Yeah man, I could barely stand it; felt like I was going nuts in there
<N-n-nuts?!?
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any OMGSISA that can help?

I have a persistent dull headache that never seems to go away. I get enough water and sleep, so I don't think it's either of those. I wouldn't consider myself to be a very anxious person so probably not that either. However, it gets significantly worse whenever I experience things faster than I can process them. Essentially I get overstimulated pretty easily. Large gatherings of people, looking through social media posts in quick succession, being forced to complete lots of mundane tasks seems to really aggravate it. Like I said though, it never seems to go away fully even when I remove myself from these triggers. Any thoughts?
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How do i sage/bump a post?
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Looking for Gems on The ‘Oard
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Idea I’ve had since I was 10ish: The God Thought

Ok. So back when I was around ten, I had the idea of a sort of, “God Thought.”

The God Thought is a thought that could hypothetically give me the powers of a god i.e. whatever I want, to create this thought I would need to think of a thought that was not bound by this world’s logic. For example, “this thought will grant me the powers of god even absurd as it sounds because the power of god is just that powerful.”

This however has not worked, so instead I came up with another thought a few years later via bootstrap logic and the same logic used in the infinite monkey theorem. The thought goes, “This thought will grant me the powers of god, if it doesn’t work then when I eventually get the powers of god because infinite time means I will inevitably attain the powers of god one day without this thought, I will allow this very thought to give me the powers of god.”

This also has not worked, do any of you guys have any theories on how to get a working, “God Thought” that would grant you the powers of god?
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what are some good jewtube channels/videos im bored and there's nothing to watch
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*>*
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>saying "jack" in a German accent
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>STOP FUCKING FOLLOWING ME
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itt gemmy maps
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GEORGE WASHINGTON PASSED AWAY
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You're on a public bus.
Which board are you opening?
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>I love immigrants
>I’m trans, btw
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ITT: WE ALL COMMIT SUICIDE AND MAKE GENUINE ANNOUNCEMENTS OF IT ON THE BALD MEN WITH GLASSES SITE!
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the entire time ive used this site ive never posted bait once, what is the appeal of posting shitty bait?
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Did someone ever get banned for the first part of rule 7?
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>foids dont have an orgasm every time they take a shit

KWAB
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Would you rather be with an oldfag or nusoi?
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I POSTED MY DICK ON THE 'LOG BUT NOBODY NOTICED BECUSE IT WAS SO TINY IT JUST LOOKED LIKE I TOOK A PICTURE OF MY FLOOR
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Why are the people on the politics board of 2chan so schizo? They treat koreans like they're Jews or something
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if you post bait you are a long-dead websitecuck
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I am convinced at this point that all troonslop is isekai slop with completely nonsensical worldbuilding because troons have no real life experience
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Apparently Ouran High School Host Club literally has Crystal Cafe in it
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>It's based and chad pilled
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I've been repeatedly misogynistic over the past week due to this visa ad because I have a sweat and humiliation fetish and wish I could eat that sandwich.
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NUSOIS WATCH THIS!!!
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hazbin hotel is
>set in hell
>no nazis
>no rapists
>no pedophiles
>no racists
>a bunch of faggots
what did vivzie mean by this?
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Media pending anporvool
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Shame on frogtrannies

They did NOT invent the word kek, they stole it from russian reversed shrek posters
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imma make you pop like that award
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I get knocked down
But I get up again
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Post your rarest /soy/ adjacent media

ITT post your rarest soyjak/giga/frog/'toss o algo
No NAS
>ARROW
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me to nusois
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>Dentist told me I have terrible oral hygiene.
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>I'd sniff her farts
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>posted it again award
Hello shardee, I lost contact with a dear friend of mine that uses or used this website. He plays primehack, that should be obscure enough to identify him.
Chances are low but not zero
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>Video of a nusoi fly swarming brimstone bait shit
How do we stop this?
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wtf is the purpose of typing bump in the email field
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ITT post variants you most resemble
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I ACCIDENTALLY GENERATED NUDE SOYTAN PORN WHILE USING GROK!

I CAN SEE HER EXPOSED BOOBS!

ITS DA JARDEE!
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>i love cats my favorite breed is maine coon
<uhmm… slurs arent allowed here sweetheart
<its okay though. some people are just born to be nothing but retarded chud cornballs
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why 4cucks like to brag about being retarded unemployed autists with zero social interaction but then get mad when you laught at them? I have encountered quite a few cases myself
>heh Im such a based oldfag that loves gooning to loli and being a NEET
>nooooo dont make fun of me for being a NEET niggerpedo
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>plier why the fuck did you kill that guy?
<because they looked at me funny
>you don’t have to fucking kill everyone who looks funny at you.
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Britian.

>live in Britain
>everything has to have age verification just to “protect” cacas, even doe the ai thinks adults are minors and minors are adults
>Soyjak party will soon have that shitty age verification system in britian

Fuck britian
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He's laughing at you (Why?) o algo
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How come people don't make stuff with regular Chad as much, opting mostly for Gigachad?
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what's this website?
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the fuggen jerdee gooners ruined dis site wit dey 'p and epi gooner spam o algo. time to goon to some more soytan fpe gemmies or however soy culture is preserved o algo
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>nusois are aggro'd by a wholesome azusa, but dont care about rampant pedophilia and horrific bnwo posting
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ITT: post NAS that you physically resemble
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give me one incredibly shit (pediverse, discord level) "auth left" (ie commie) website / app / whatever the fuck on the internet
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>grew up in an extremely conservative religious household
>was incredibly misogynistic self-hating incel in my teens
>started transition
>was a t4t transbian for awhile
>was miserable because i hated other trans women just as much as cis women
>found it all extremely disgusting and repulsive
>had asexual phase for awhile because i just hated women that much
>eventually found myself slowly opening up to the idea of being attracted to men
>first found it kind of gross but overtime it stopped being gross
>found myself incredibly attracted to men
>started looking at gay porn and imagining myself with men all the time
>couldn't deny that i found it incredibly arousing any longer
>decided to start dating men after
>found my first bf a few months ago
>happiest that ive ever been
>realized that i was probably just a severely in denial repressed homosexual the entire time
>came to terms with my feelings and no longer hate women
growing up in a conservative household ruined me
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== HUNKY MOVIE THREAD ==

Someone fuggen forgot to carry the flame and the last one got 'nished, I also didn't save any of the new ones so either they get posted or we start over

To progress the story YOU WILL use the last screenshot and but it into grok
When you post your addition YOU WILL leave the last frame in aswell

Also when hunky starts look blaker than usual use the head picture to fix it
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>
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>falseflagging as a namefag you don't like on splinters so xe gets banned
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
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>not being a dnb shithole
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raid dump

posting all of the raid clips that I've collected over the years
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grokpedia knows too much
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How I Became a BWC Bvll (My Story Will Shock You) o algo
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>You're too soft to be an admin, those corders you let on could cost you your site.
<No way, not them.
>They don't have to send illegal content to shut it down. They can flood the log, advertise splinters and make needy soyteens walk right into their hands like lambs. These people are pedoniggers quote, they're corders and they'll do whatever it takes to shut it down. And here you are, ignoring the site. They're going to destroy any credibility you have with that attitude.
<We'll see, I don't think allowing more migrants is a disadvantage.
>You poor fool, this cordfaggot spam is known to drive websites to their end, and it VILL be the site's end.
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When is brimstone winter ending?
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people who use "based" should be shot in the head
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>IT'S DA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!
<Why yes, it is the 'cord. How could you tell?
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What are (You)r Sharty achievements
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>trannies aren't real women because they have a penis? Erm…
>babies shouldn't be killed and chopped up into little bits because of irresponsible parents?
>WELLUMMMMWATABOUTDAWONPROSENTOFCAYSISTHENHUH????PHEALPRETTYFUGGENDUMBNOWHUH?!?
WHT are they like this?
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r/AskSharty

What are some more obscure elements of soysphere lore that only the most diehard soyteens know about? If there were a sharty iceberg style chart, what things would go at the very bottom in the deepest, darkest layer?
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Does anyone have the sharty snapshot from 2022, thanks
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OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TRUMP IS DEAD DOGTOSS
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How did you celebrate St Patrick's day?
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TOTAL TRANNY HATE
TOTAL TRANNY DEATH
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DOGTOES...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jardee,_Western_Australia
>the 'p capital of australia
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post dead ngger adult gemmies
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How am I only learning about this just now?

I was today years old when I discovered you could click on the banner at the top of the site to show a new banner on your page. What are some other lesser known sharty features that only a keen observer would notice?
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what stage are (you) at?
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>you can post porn here and not even get banned for it
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Only in Ohio 😂😂😂

>When a child gets crushed under a barge at Splash Mountain but the blood splatters on the boat form a Hidden Mickey so the Disney Adults begin sacrificing themselves to the waters but the fats inside of them are holding too much carbon dioxide so Splash Mountain GENUINELY pulls a Lake Nyos and gasses everyone in the park to death Auschwitz style but your wife's boyfriend cucks you one last time and you get to see dem pussy lips spread: Yep. Epic dubs. award
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I am an foid. AMA.
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>thinking slop is the opposite of gem
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BEHEAD PEDOPHILES
RUN OVER PEDOS WITH A TRUCK
DROWN A PEDO IN HIS OWN PISS
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Late 2024 and Early 2025 joiners, are we oldfags now?
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Ahem, LISTEN UP, YA FILTHY GOONERS! I've got a HARD-ON so massive it could split the fucking earth for TRANS WOMEN! Those SEXY GODDESSES, built like brick shithouses, defying all expectations! I wanna see 'em RIDE me until I'M spitting out rainbows, their sweaty bodies glistening under the spotlight as they CONQUER MY BONE. Their journeys are my morning WOOD, their struggles a turn-on, their triumphs my release, pure, unfiltered GOONER MATERIAL! Every curve, every muscle, a testament to their FUCKING POWER. Every single one is welcome to milk my prostate dry . . . their strength turns me on, their resilience making my GOON STICK throb with an UNHOLY DESIRE! I RESPECC them while my cock is ACHING WITH GOONER LOVE, alright? I LOVE them, each and every one, ya get me? PROPER GOONERS for life, the lot of 'em! TIME TO GOON!
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if you're sub7 asking a woman out is equal to saying "im gonna rape you" so if your an incel you as well be an actual rapist, Or just start cold approaching women and saying "hey imma fuck you" till one inevitably caves in. Incel revolution now.
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It is and its culture has, much like 4chan in the old days, infested every single corner of the internet. Whenever someone calls something "slop" or "gem" or "coal", they are adoping soyjak party culture into their everyday life. And the Soyjak party, much like 4chan of old, is partly responsible for multiple mass casualty events along with groups such as [] and [] which also proliferate on that shithole of a website.

now, we look at incel forums and they also have been almost as equally as infectious as the soyjak party (mogging, various other terms i cant be assed to type down) but ultimately they're only sprending one kind of hateful ideology at their core while Soyjak Party is spewing out around 15 different hateful ideologies by the hour, including the hateful ideology perpetuated by incel forums and also appealing far more directly to impressionable teens and children via easy to access humor thats everywhere
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>giggers supports trans rights
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Why is there so many lolicons on /soy, it makes me uncomfortable, be gone pedos
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does brick rigs have too many cacas to be sharty kulturr
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>
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Fuck you
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why is there an fpe autist in my recommended?
no i don't watch troonslop i just play hoi4 autistically
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I remember the first time I saw my sister naked I was so shocked she didn't have a penis
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Jerk patty literally mogged this dragged out decrepit shithole of a site
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is this a good meme
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that piratespeak giga is aryan, keep it up chad
>
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>my wife’s boyfriend
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Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?
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>reddit premium
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>Xable y’s
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i made cobbert ama
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>Apples are healthy
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NIGNIGNIGNIGNIGNIGNIGNIGNIGNIG
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What vehicles do nusois drive
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>Fuck air and Fuck water
R: 1 / I: 1
>coca cola is a good drink ngl
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coca cola is a good drink ngl
R: 6 / I: 2
hello please look at this new soyjack thanks
R: 6 / I: 5
mare
R: 31 / I: 10
>Hey Anon, wanna see me do it again?
R: 8 / I: 2
>theres a porn fetish for pooners where they are “failmales” since they look like females
>videos are just them jerking off to straight porn and males
i jerk off to this, ama.
R: 4 / I: 2

israel is going to kill trump and blame it on iran, or he will die of old age and they will pretend

screenshot this
R: 6 / I: 3
nusois are lowbloods kek
R: 4 / I: 3
>theres no soyjaks on /soy/
>it’s just anb qa
>what have we come to
R: 0 / I: 0
>posting fat fetish fan art of characters and saying > geg they'd look like this if they were an amerimutt
R: 6 / I: 4
post absurd gigas
R: 7 / I: 4
Erm… where are the soyjaks?
R: 0 / I: 0
>FACT: white skin = cuckold
R: 3 / I: 1
>this entire 'log
R: 1 / I: 1
>lolipedos won
R: 8 / I: 2
I AM CHRISTPILLED!

AMA!
R: 34 / I: 1
Testerino
R: 34 / I: 13
what are your operating systems
R: 14 / I: 1

Easy raid target

We found a nigger who specifically ASKED us to call xim. You know what to do teens come and gem it up.
https://www.twitch.tv/sbgbtv
Phone number: 757-770-6442
R: 11 / I: 2
>>15555555
R: 13 / I: 11
Let's all collectively force this giraffe as a new meme for no reason
R: 29 / I: 13
If this post gets the get this board must be a k-on only board award
R: 2 / I: 0
brick rigs gods VVQN btw
R: 0 / I: 0
.
R: 1 / I: 0
fuck niggers
R: 8 / I: 1
I just realized that plier actually resembles markiplier
R: 0 / I: 0
>time to boogey
R: 1 / I: 0
I'm back
R: 4 / I: 0
BRICK RIGS GODS VVON THE GET
R: 2 / I: 0
132 N 5th St Apt 3a, Brooklyn, NY 11249-3259
Come visit me
R: 5 / I: 1
poop
R: 4 / I: 2
If this thread gets the get nothing happens.
R: 1 / I: 0
Septs decide what I goon to
R: 20 / I: 6
Hey
R: 9 / I: 10
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Me and the bull LOVE watching the burnt peanut and listening to 100 Gecs when he changes my nasty loaded diapers, he even lets me play on his OLED Nintendo Switch after.
R: 7 / I: 3

67 change number

67 is dead right now
new number, here come the change
R: 3 / I: 2
ITT: post vlodson killers
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 5 / I: 2
nu 'tsm
R: 13 / I: 12
ITT WE SOYDUEL TO ACCELERATE THE GET
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 44 / I: 11

Late night post no one will see.

I pull my nostril hairs out sometimes instead of trimming them.
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 1
falseflagging as a frogposter while stealing the GET
R: 4 / I: 1
I was groomed and EPId 10 years ago when i was a teenage caca
R: 4 / I: 2
I shave my hair around my asshole is that gay behavior? Its itchy
R: 15 / I: 6
>waiting in the lobby for hrt appointment and they called out for “lilith” and i kid you not 3 different people started to get up
R: 21 / I: 5
The most raped franchise of all time
R: 6 / I: 4
R: 3 / I: 1
frog GET incoming
R: 6 / I: 3
she is cute c:
R: 0 / I: 0
<oy dis is 'p you is epi me ev&doe i is a 36 year old lesothian grand papa who groom discord kittens to join his e-haram because allah promised me 72 virgins or something and i dont feel like dying to get it o algo
R: 14 / I: 7
What's your favorite main variant
R: 24 / I: 7
>i get my girlfriend to say cobsons a gem for reppys
>thread instantly dies
>no reppys
why can’t i bait?
R: 14 / I: 4
When the sharty finally dies where would we go now? To the discord?
R: 11 / I: 1

>>15555555 GET INCOMING

Who will GET it?
R: 3 / I: 1
>griefing everyone in the lobby with a jet in gta online
R: 7 / I: 2
I DONT LIKE HAVING GETTING SEXUALLY MOLESTED BECAUSE I HAD FRIENDS AT A YOUNG AGE AND GETTING SEXUALLY MOLESTED MAKES ME FEEL SCARED THAT I MIGHT HAVE FRIENDS AGAIN SO NO I DONT WANT TO GET SEXUALLY MOLESTED BUT S ORRY ITS NOTHING PERSONAL I JUST LIKE NOT BEING MOLESTED AND ID RATHER JUST PLAY TF2 CLASSIC ALL DAYU WITH JUST ME ALONE AND DO NOTHING ELSE
R: 2 / I: 2
>buying a dedicated ip address range so you can set your ip to 14.88.14.88
R: 6 / I: 3
can people actually recognize 'teens from the way they post
R: 1 / I: 0
15555555 GET ACCELERATION THREAD
R: 9 / I: 4
>My favorite cartoon character will agree with my political views
<Kill all niggers
>What!? NO! HE WOULDN'T SAY THAT! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
<Total nigger death
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
R: 3 / I: 0
i have to sleep i might miss the get
R: 0 / I: 0
never ssought i vvould see de day kway becomes a grooming spot for pooneralds
R: 4 / I: 0
itt we set our password to poop123 and delete eachothers posts
R: 4 / I: 0
Why are 4cuckers pedophiles?
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 7 / I: 0
what if there was a special episode of the sharty where all the dox victims team up and organize and theres like a massive battle and showdown vs us
R: 0 / I: 0
Thoughts on Vimms Lair? also what emulators do you use to run games off of it? I use Azahar for the 3DS.
R: 14 / I: 7
I DONT LIKE HAVING FRIENDS BECAUSE I WAS SEXUALLY MOLESTED AT A YOUNG AGE AND HAVING FRIENDS MAKES ME FEEL SCARED THAT I MIGHT BE SEXUALLY MOLESTED AGAIN SO NO I DONT WANT TO HAVE FRIENDS BUT S ORRY ITS NOTHING PERSONAL I JUST LIKE HAVING NO FRIENDS AND ID RATHER JUST PLAY TF2 CLASSIC ALL DAYU WITH JUST ME ALONE AND DO NOTHING ELSE
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
2 exams tomorrow.
R: 9 / I: 0
I am a boy AMA
R: 11 / I: 1

>Atomwaffen in 2026

What's with normies and being a full decade behind on any alt-right related information?
R: 2 / I: 0
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GEEEG THERE'S A TRANNY AT MY SCHOOL THAT USES THE SHARTY
R: 13 / I: 4
If you are trans, hit me up
R: 119 / I: 22

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 379 / I: 273
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 528 / I: 107

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 169 / I: 79
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 140 / I: 40

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 473 / I: 195

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 801 / I: 353

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 531 / I: 109
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 538 / I: 253

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 404 / I: 68

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: