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Annoying traits of real cats to give your catgirl character that aren't just "zoomies" or "pushing things off of shelves":

  1. If I like something, I will hoard multiple identical copies of it – the more the better
  2. If a person I like is about to sit down, I will quickly and stealthily sit there first with the explicit goal of tricking them into sitting on me
  3. If someone is looking for me, I will silently follow behind them, taking care to remain just outside their line of sight for as long as possible, then act surprised when they finally notice I'm there
  4. If I see you eating, I will insist on being offered a taste even if it's something I know I don't like, and I'll be offended that you offered me something gross every single time
  5. If I'm ever bored, my first impulse to alleviate that boredom is to bite the person standing next to me

”with our ai chatbot you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

Epilogue part 2:

Steve: So, you talk to Vicky?
Robin: Nope. You are the only person I interact with and it makes me sad.
Steve: I am so alone.
Robin: Hey where did Nancy and Jonathan go?
Nancy and Jonathan: *fucking in the radio building*

When a male author can't write women it's usually like reading about space aliens. When a female author can't write men it's usually like watching a movie where through clever camera trickery every male role is played by the same guy. Like, she can totally write man, but just the one.

over the mountain pass into the mojave, you are immediately greeted by hunuvat chiy'a or joshua trees. a stark contrast between the oak foothills just a few miles back! that's the power of rain shadows

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem