MechaRoboSheep

After Cloud defeated Sephiroth in Mortal Kombat, where he excelled with Sub Zero, Cloud fell thousands of miles down the core of Earth. Cloud woke up and saw Aeris clothed brilliantly with white aura. Aeris is indeed beautiful. Cloud introduces himself.'Do you have the Ruby Ring?' asks she. Cloud replies that he does.'And do you have Emerald Ring? Cloud answers to the affirmative. 'Ah, but do you have the Sapphire Ring?''Yes! So, Aeris, will you marry me?' He asks'No.' Then Aeris calls him a fool, at which point Cloud realizes that she is actually Barrett Wallace then, Cloud yells,"Yo mamma so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology let...