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Hi, I'm Coffee, and this blog is a mess! I'm 34yo and live in the EST time zone. Nice to meet you.
If you're a roleplay blog, I'm probably following you for one of my sideblogs. I try to introduce myself whenever I follow someone but if I haven't, you might be interested in one of the following:
@xgoodxhunter - Bloodborne rp blog ft Good Hunter and Micolash and a few OCs I never use
This blog is mostly for memes, fandom and chat. You might also like my other blogs
@coffeexmythos - my half-used Cthulhu Mythos dedicated blog. Come for the fics, stay for me reblogging my self published stuff from my original fiction blog. (I promise I'll write more fic soon!)
There are others but these are the most active ones. Hope you find what you're looking for! Stay safe out there.
in honor of this international women’s month list your favorite female character who is not a good person
And for a second it felt like someone was watching over me
Having moots is great bc you get exposed to the shenanigans of fandoms you're not even a part of. I am currently watching the opera fandom try to kill Timothee Chalamat.
Hey, you like the Cthulhu Mythos? You like the Malevolent podcast? You like cosmic horror, trans guys, historical fiction, and morally gray enemies who are locked in mutual homoerotic obsession?
Let me introduce you to Lock the Last Door, the first short story in my PSI project:
Private detective Lazarus Core is having a very long night. Hired to find a runaway, his search around Arkham has led to a tiny, abandoned house. But while it's abandoned, it's not empty. Inside is his arch enemy, Harlan Thompson: crime lord, mob boss, worshipper of gods long forgotten by the rest of humanity. What's worse though, Harlan isn't alone. Something has infected the old building, something not of this world. And Harlan won't let Lazarus go until he finds the source of it...
Features weird music, scary bubbles, body horror, minor/mentioned period typical bigotry (misgendering, sexism, transphobia).
Oh also. It's free. As in, you can pay me for it if you want but you don't have to. But if you do take it for free a review somewhere online would be nice 😅
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged lee-the-yeenjewishbarbiesFollowI’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutesjewishbarbiestake this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my godanathemaeggbadminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby birdjewishbarbiesjewishbarbiesevery day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle bat-anonHockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence digby-officialcurling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagreesariasterelay racing is "here, you take this leek"30,73341,891
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged forthegothicheroineshadowenFollowThis is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.#people talking to me about rp stuff2,02047,62941,104
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged acertainmoshkeelexuscalFollowI am trying to listen to new music in 2026. people give me your favourite albums, especially if its by lesser known bands/artists, and if i can Find it, i will Listen to it. i do not care about genre, this is specifically to go outside my usual stuff. #first thought is The Birthday Massacre#second thought Graveyard Guy#then Ghost and Ice Nine Kills#there's also Dead on a Sunday though I think they do covers#Spiritbox#ashbury heights#aesthetic perfection#also if you like vaporwave Max Von Luxen has great mixes#lofi geek is free to use lofi mixes in all kinds of flavors#I adore Halloween lofi… See all534678
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged thenightjillcamehometotally-cis-officalFollowWait that explains everything so so much#oh...222,8075,325
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged sebastianfowlercosmonautrogerFollowcapybarakookygobbledygookpetermorwoodSomeone else put it very well: "That's a guineabig"...11640,64346,382
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged johannestevansbeggars-operaFollowMAGA: You're not even AmErIcAn this is aMeRicABad Bunny:393,0447,363
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coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged naturalbornlosersthisisdaddyspageFollowDaddy likes Free shipping#daddy would love AO3 then#everything's free over there21,2341,686
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged inks-booksdoodleooFollowwhat you learn from hobbies:consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imaginemaking mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essentialactivities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on themwow everything is so expensivedoodleoomy hands hurt7162,21867,612
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged naturalbornlosersatypicalsnailFollowfnaf movie: hey mark can u be guy sitting on chair watching cctv and attacked by robotic horrors??markiplier: sorry i am too busy being guy sitting on chair taking photographs and attacked by the eldritch horrors. 242,94015,009
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged jacqueswriteblrlibraryknife-enbyFollowjust realized there are so many people in real life who's only exposure to DID is bad media about it. like moon knight as the only vaguely-positive representation and then a bunch of serial killer movies. they've just never met a person with DID in real life or even online before. that's actually horrifying to meknife-enby#multiple friends#and for some reason every romantic partner I've ever had#I don't go looking for people with it to date#I just find a cool person and we click and they have alters379381,531
coffeexafterxmidnightRebloggedtransman-badassFollowAo3 is down, which sucks for everyone, myself included. But if you need something to read, you can get my two stories for the super low price of free+. Meaning you can get them for free or pay whatever you want for them, if desired.Like trans man protagonists? I got them.Like your protagonists and antagonists being obsessed with each other? Yup.Like gothic horror, women's wrongs, tragic lesbians, Victorian settings, and ghosts/spirits? You'll like Friend of the Damned, first in my Runner Owen series. Spoilers: there are vampires in this series!Like the Malevolent podcast, the Cthulhu Mythos in general, private detectives vs crime lords, noir, and vibes of oh god what the hell is that? You'll like Lock the Last Door, first in the PSI series. Want to download them from somewhere other than itchio? Here's my Payhip store. Or just send me an ask or dm if these don't work.Happy reading! Let's all light a candle for AO3 getting fixed soon 🕯️2228
coffeexafterxmidnightRebloggedrabbithaverFollowthe humble balloon#please tell Oreo I love him#he is so shaped83321,261
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged randomramblesofaravenbetweenheroesandvillainsFollowpetition to make Americans google “euro” before writing ficsupportive-snapmawIf you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imoghstbustingtag credit to @teashoesandhair kittleimpI was gonna defend them bc there are euro bills.But then I looked it up.And i just don’t feel like it anymore?misnstuffneedingattentionAmericans have only been giving their strippers $1 bills this whole time???????rhubeSo much discourse I never would have guessed at on this post.luckynumber-8Tumblr is the reigning champion of “never let them know your next move” reblogs.38,98847,988
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged cyanide-latteoffice-anomalyFollowmystery inc. in filipiniana/filipino traditional clothing :D43401,088
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged leebrontidefriend-crowFollowBLM has published a plan to maximize logging in Oregon forests, including old growth forests, without due regard to wildlife (including endangered species) and waterways. They're claiming it will help prevent forest fires, though that seems to be contrary to current science, including that published by the forest service (you can find a list of sources here). This is in response to Trump's executive orders 14223, Addressing the Threat to National Security From Imports of Timber, Lumber, and Their Derivative Products and 14225, Immediate Expansion of American Timber Production.We have 30 days to submit comments if we want to prevent this. This article has suggestions for what you can say, and how: BLM Announces Plan to Fell Oregon's Last Great ForestsOne billion board feet per year... 30 days to make your voice heard.morethanjustparks.substack.comYou can read more about it here: Trump Admin Announces Old-Growth Clearcutting Plan for Western Oregon - Oregon WildConservationists say proposal to “maximize” logging across nearly 2 million acres of Western Oregon BLM lands would devastate fish, wildlifeOregon WildIf you live in Oregon and you love our forests, please submit a comment before March 23rd.If you don't live here, it would be super helpful if you could reblog to spread the word.8012,4327,126
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged forthegothicheroinegirl-blorbo-pollsFollow#Chell and GLaDOS both have... Wheatley... GLaDOS never directly interacting with Cave Johnson iirc#I'm just gonna vote with my OC lady blorbo for this one 😅25373342
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged ryns-ramblingsbiggest-gaudiest-poltergeistFollowi didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soulbiggest-gaudiest-poltergeistno i said i'm obsessed with it, not that i recommend it#y'all know what I'm thinking about...10643,36556,376
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged randomramblesofaravenstrange-aeonsFollowi figured it outstrange-aeonsyou guys aren't ready for this next one strange-aeons#op you are cooking and I am scared of this recipe886,54517,252
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged slenders1ckn3sswobblebeesFollowBeing a notorious robotlover in the current state of "AI" is the worst. I love robots discovering how they process their feelings in fiction, but when a chatbot pretends it knows how to love it feels like an insult to the craft4,7657,763
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged naturalbornlosersace-disgrace-on-the-caseFollowIsn’t it kind of fun how when your life sucks you just can’t talk about it with anyoneace-disgrace-on-the-caseI’m serious though. When your life reaches a degree of suckage, you find yourself having to look elsewhere for anything at all to talk about. The things going on in your life are trauma dumping. Your past is probably also trauma dumping. So you have to get really weird about specific things or hope that others want to talk to you, because very quickly people are going to develop an aversion to you and the way your life sucks. Unless you just don’t talk about itace-disgrace-on-the-caseIt’s socially isolating, which is dangerous—when you’re in this sort of situation, community is the difference between life and death, housing and homelessness. I think the collective prioritization of comfort first is hurting people in a real and material sense1129,13215,492
coffeexafterxmidnightRebloggedtransman-badassFollowHey fellow writers! My buddy Jay @slenders1ckn3ss has an idea. A lot of people complain about writing summaries for both fanfiction and original fiction. And who can blame them? They are pretty hard if you don't know what you're doing.Jay is an indie editor, developmental especially. Jay knows what good summaries are, and how to get reader's attention with more than just lists of tropes. They'd like to open an editing service for people who need help with their summaries. They're just not sure who would be interested.This would have free, paid, and bartered options:Free would be just the summary edits and advice, with credits and promotions used as payment. Paid would be $10USD at most atm but would let them read at least part of your story to better help you. Bartering is just that: edits in return for a story, for art, for whatever you feel like offering. Jay's got limits on the content they'll read or help with but for now, let's assume no nsfw or anything involving child abuse.Please reblog!23317
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged johannestevansinki-dropFollow"And he gave it to me for free, Bob!"I saw this on bsky last night and had to draw the guy1212,70420,031
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged ace-of-hearts-and-spadessilwarFollowraaawr51,1163,764
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coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged naturalbornlosersitscyranFollowREBLOG IF YOU USED TUMBLR IN 2011 - 2013If so, you knew how turnt Tumblr use to be144226,494131,303
coffeexafterxmidnightReblogged mousedetectivestrangeandrandompollsFollowDoing this poll again You have been turned into this animal How you feeling about that? I love it!26.6%I like it30.2%Indifferent19.6%I don't like it16.1%I hate it!7.5%Final result from 60,285 votes#deer#well. I'm fucked. or more like shot#they take hunting seriously down here58317,50210,334