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HUNKY MOVIE THREAD

We make an adventure starring Hunky by using Grok and using its "Extend Video" feature, which makes a clean continuation of the last videos frame. Download whatever the current video is on the thread and continue the story from there
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>getting baited by gigaposting
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>using paint.net
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>using paint tet pant paitn!
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Mio says TTD

Mio says troons mvst ack
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>you can fuck my hole man yup just gotta look for the bible so i can find the passage where it says taht
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/wig/ wiggers aka white niggers general
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Having some Matcha for the first time, this feels like a kind of coffee made out of tea leaves, i like it.
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where can i find a cute furry girlfriend?

i want a fox wife so bad..
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>being jewish
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snowbunny thread
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>using photoshop
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The best way to gatekeep a fandom is to chud it up

Chuds, unlike trannies, respect the original work and will not try to make their headcannon official and harass the authors.

Chuds make a fandom "le problematic media" and thus unwelcoming to troons

It worked with Frieren
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>using paint.NET with 100 plugins instead of photoshop
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averi cockvore 🤑📲
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thoughts on the shroud of turin?
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>using paint.NET
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I fucking blame >>>/news/ for all the gay sonic shit on the 'log
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I feel horny

I will probably goon to aigems or ribcage bragging if I don't find anything better
AMA
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this toss hits close to home
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NIGGER
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>posted it again award
Hello shardee, I lost contact with a dear friend of mine that uses or used this website. He plays primehack, that should be obscure enough to identify him.
Chances are low but not zero
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>allowing babyjak 'p
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>that face you make when you realise there are people buying expensive matcha cakes right now
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just did my sister's laundry AMA
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I think i am bout to vomit hahaha whatever
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snowbunny thread
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Have any of you heard the Australian expression "kissed on the dick by a fairy"?
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>when you stop obeying niggerjak and he makes you remember all the horrible brimstone you posted in his name
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anime fags will call this gem slop
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mr poopybutthole's story is sadder than any anime character
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>I NEVER WANNA SEE A BOARD THAT ISN'T COVERED IN 'P
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QUOTE STOP SENDING ME 'P ON JANNYCORD YOU NIGGER
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azunyan!!!
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rick and morty is epicer than any tranime
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Made a soyjak.party marble race

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SUkvdTl0ZM
Thoughts? I'm very busy these months so don't expect the series to be finished
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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I've always wondered whether the ponyposting on the sharty is just ironic bait or if 'teens are actually into that stuff.
I know that bait is the most likely of the two (at least on /soy/) but i just find the though of a relatively abrasive place like this enjoying stuff like mlp to be very funny.
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whats good garrys mod addons
>m9k
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JERRY FOR PRESIDENT!
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https://valoria-social.com
>2026 is the new 2016
RAID THIS CHINKTOK CLONE USED BY TRANNIES TO TRY TO "RELIVE THE OLD DAYS"
it was hacked before because you could upload .php files onto the server but i don't think we have any hackGODS, so just spam videos
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/fetish/
share your fetishes
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omg this is so epic
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is it just me who thinks that the irc, schlog and the shroom are snca?
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Valentin Werner website
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please stop posting 'p my uncle soot keeps breaking into my room and violently masturbating to it
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Has the 'party created a visual novel of any kind? Renpy is pretty simple tool to create such stuff, It's suprising that ever since my time during kuz era I haven't seen one try to make one.
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the reason the internet is so shit nowadays is because intuitive nerds (which previously dominated it) got filtered out by a large number of sensory apes with no deeper thought or complex reasoning
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remove every rule besides 2 please
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AI killed the sharty
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I met the Hilltop Hoods at a bar in East Victoria and they gang raped me AMA
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fetish and fetish pic thread
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new 'toss or something
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trans jewish and proud x
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>YOU GOYS BETTER BE BEHAVING
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4c5a you still there or did you stop banning me for no reason?
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/chat/, is ts TVFF?
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MPA Thread
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LOVE IS FUNDAMENTAL TO ALL EXISTENCE.
WE EXIST TO LOVE AND FOR LOVE.
BE LOVEPILLED TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just call me Woody
WIIIIIIILD WOODY
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I just woke up and I feel refreshed.
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bbno$ website
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hug derpson
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>pissing your pants when you see a kuz era gigachad post
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When are nusois more retarded?
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I am the sanrky that saved the snappy
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I love the sharty. I love the coal and the gems. sometimes i feel like this place was made just for me. I LOVE BALD MAN WITH GLASSERS WEBSITE
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Gegerald
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poopson on the log
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I don’t care about anything, AMA
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I just woke up is it too early to start baiting nusois?
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NUSOI! Please, please, PLEASE listen up.

NUSOI
Today, I'm going to say something that will hopefully stick with you for the rest of your time on this imageboard, be it days or years.
>Do I think Derpina is pseudo-'lita?
Yes. I don't like it one bit. But have the jannies done anything about it? No. Whatever that reason may be, It'd be best to ignore it.
>But like, how could they keep up this pedophilic shit?
I don't know. You don't know. Nobody here knows. But the best thing to do is to not give them (You)s.
Now, there are bound to be baiters ITT. just whatever you do, please ignore them for the love of god don't be retarded
>but.. falling for bait is actually funny
(You) and )Me( both know that's not true.
>You're taking the site too seriously mayne
I'm tired of nusoiclitties leaking constantly about shit that is never going to change.
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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itt we watch this though doe
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toss

jak him
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why the fuck arent you pissing in bottles right now?
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>saving the fetish bait before you supersage it
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i 'oon to soytan scat 'orn but no one vill know because this thread is at the bottom
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>babyjaks
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I was an admin on 'cord. Ask questions. I won't disclose certain information, such as the server name or username, for security reasons.
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I think my sister is done ovulating for this cycle
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>GEG NUSWAS DIDNT WANNA SEE BABYJAK PORN SO I HECKIN FILTERED TND TOO TO SHOW HOW MUCH OF MORALFAGS THEY ARE
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>>>What le actual fuck
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>total_nigger_death automatically filtered on the 'ru unless you manually enable it (which requires an account)
just rename this website to safe-edgyjak.party at this point
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>>What le actual fuck
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>this is a real image taken of /qa/ pre operation clean stables
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Help me find the 'ru post featuring Chudjak and the song The Smiths - How Soon Is Now?
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>>>>>What the actual *FUCK* is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house patients like this away from society, and even then most of those patients didn’t exhibit this kind of deluded and anti social behavior. Who or what the fuck even raised you people? This fucking website isn’t your mental daycare. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make friends, or you’re genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with doctors. It’s frightening to even think you people are out there. Fuck off
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>What le actual fuck
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it's your parents fault that you are the way you are, im very sorri
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>>>>What the actual *FUCK* is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house patients like this away from society, and even then most of those patients didn’t exhibit this kind of deluded and anti social behavior. Who or what the fuck even raised you people? This fucking website isn’t your mental daycare. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make friends, or you’re genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with doctors. It’s frightening to even think you people are out there. Fuck off
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>>>What the actual *FUCK* is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house patients like this away from society, and even then most of those patients didn’t exhibit this kind of deluded and anti social behavior. Who or what the fuck even raised you people? This fucking website isn’t your mental daycare. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make friends, or you’re genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with doctors. It’s frightening to even think you people are out there. Fuck off
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WATCH IRON LUNG OR ELSE YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO POST ON MY FAN SITE
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Why don't you like cucks? They're just ordinary people who aren't to blame for becoming like this.
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18 year olds are hot
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Definitive proof that predittors are retarded subhumans

https://www.reddit.com/r/PhilosophyMemes/comments/1qiljuq/stop_using_p_zombies/
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I want to kiss trans cock
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someone should make a male soytan like how someone made female gapejak
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>>>>>niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys
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>you cant be trans because my make belief bible said so but you can suck some jew dick aint nun wrong wit dat
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Lately my brother's been taking the dirty laundry from my room and putting it into the washing machine. It's a nice gesture, but I don't know what made him decide he needed to do it for me. I'm perfectly capable of putting away my own laundry, and I rarely forget.
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what did the jonkler mean by this?
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>killing yourself by holding onto a rock until you sink to the bottom of the ocean
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why is giga always surrounded by bugs?
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j fyg jnbfjkgyh

juhghhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhh wat is tis bord
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This is my proposal for a soybooru flag and symbol. the onion represents the site’s History and present, the paintbrushes represent soy artwork and the text reads “Gems, Archival, Community”
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make me laugh ITT
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>>>>>>>niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys
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soiniggers...

>bait in quote era is faggot inflation porn
jsid…
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Oh I'm a good old Soyteen
That's just what I am.
And for this fuggen jardee
I do not give a damn
I'm glad I fought against it
I only wish we'd won
I ain't ask any pardon
For anything I've done
I hates the 4cuckers
And everything they do
I hates 'p tranime
Of /a/ too
I hates moot
/qa/ drippin with our soy
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>>>>>>niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys
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My poo is pussy wet trans rights
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>>>>niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys
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Oyyyyyy
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>>>niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys
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>>niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys
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new toss
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>niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys but bmt is bad even doe dnb is good which is bmt because niggers are monkeys
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itt we listen to all american prophet
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>epstein created /qa/ theory
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Israel needs to accept more African refugees
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Gigachad makes my pussy wet
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>TOTAL NIGGER DEATH!!! But not this nigger… This nigger is kinda cool actually
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>no gigaquoting for your face
brootal…
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>Da fuggen jerdee baiters be demonic and controlled by da fuggen imhotep and shieeet because they made mi clittyy leak fuggen jerdee
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Still browsing 9gag like a boss
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Is there even a single person here who browsed old qway before the lockdown? fuggen jerdee
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Have you ever tried indian food?
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Jewtube deleted my WHOLE playlist collection of 900+ videos, for "community guidlines" when it didn't even have a description and 3 letters in the name
and the vieos themselfs are still there
what the fuck is this bullshit
>
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Indo aryans won
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I dont really hate anyone but i also like laughing at nigger chink kike faggot and tranny
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"Don't dead open inside"? What does that… ummmmm…. ermmm… say whaaaaaaaat esl much?
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I wish i was indian so i could post funny timestamp photos on /soy/
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HE WATCHES PRO WRESTLING!!!
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.
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Aryan music
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is every newcomer after /qa/ shut down a nusoi?
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TOTAL NIGGER DEATH
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>Got a Blister on my dick
How do I stop touching my dick. I think the longest I did nofap was a week and thats only because I was a summer camp
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Niggers are Monkeys
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Face Reveal
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When i first found this site I thought it was for markiplier fans and tried talking about Markiplier
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>asserts a distinguished geneticist
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ZOOM RAID ON SOYBOYS

ITT we raid the zoom meeting of r/ZeroCovidCommunity, one of the last outposts of soyboys who wear the masks and take their 1000th booster
IT WILL BE TOMORROW AT 7:30 P.M. EDT
<reddit space
https://old.reddit.com/r/ZeroCovidCommunity/comments/1rts6u6/feeling_down_come_join_us_at_our_rising_hope/
<reddit space
DO NOT FASTBURN THIS
The post says that to get the join code we need to message the OP, so one of us will need to message xer (xer username is Katchadream).
If you have a reddit account, MESSAGE XER TO GET THE JOIN CODE. make sure to pretend to be a covid-believing soyboy and don't say anything chuddy so xe'll give us the code
Once we have the code, we'll join the call when it starts and chud it up with screamers, the nigger word and 'cado
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>tricknology
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>Heh. Sorry, Soytan you fucking foid. This is the IAS club. No NAS allowed.
<NATE YOU FUCKING NIKKE GOONING FAGGOT I SWEAR TO QUOTE… LET ME INSIDE BEFORE I DELETE YOUR BABYJAK FOLDER!
>…o-okay, soytan… y-you're IAS…
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How would you cope if you actually become an irl soyjak?
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>theres no arrow nuso-
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>soydueling in the subject field

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at least do it on /qa/ instead so u can slide brim frogaroo
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>Everyone here is an IRL soyjak
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Hello Saar. I Am From India
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ITT we post hunky vacation videos
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Gazorpazorpfield wabag
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I got busted by my mom when I was gooning
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How did he know? fuggen jerdee
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What are you doing in this scenario?
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I want a girl with a nose piercing so I can grab her by it and throw her around my head like a helicopter propeller
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What third world country you prefer to be born in?
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BBC is based and christpilled
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>turning on the lights in the kitchen and the roaches scatter in different directions
Hey.. DOn't leave! i have so much more to offer!
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Has the 'party created a visual novel of any kind? Renpy is pretty simple tool to create such stuff, It's suprising that ever since my time during kuz era I haven't seen one try to make one.
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>Obscure Lost Media From the Internet
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food thread
I'm hungry, post food
>
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>steamdeck sniffer
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I just performed a clarinet recital in my hometown and it renewed my appreciation for life after years of stewing in cynicism and self pity
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It's rather surprising with influx of pseudo-troons and pooners infesting this place ever since the last time I visited this place, it's automated, like my automated responses!
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what do if i like taking estrogen for fetishistic reasons but I don’t want to be a woman or be trans or be feminine or be gnc or be queer or anything like that I just want to be a normal cis man
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impromptu sharty music
play whatever you have. one take one shot. let’s see how you shake it

https://voca.ro/1daXAOoKoB8A
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Imagine for a moment a person your age who:
>is kind
>is intelligent
>isn't a pedophile and doesn't groom anyone
>likes soyjak culture and stuff
>is fun to be around and shares your interests

BUT

>xhey are transgender MtF and on HRT (passes relatively well)


Do you like or dislike this hypothetical person? Would you consider being friends with them?
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ITT we post cats
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Here, there, seems like everywhere. Nasty things are happening, now everyone is scared. Old Jeb Brown the blaksmith, he saw his mother die. A critter took a bite from her and now she's in the sky. The angels came down to Old Jeb and told him what to do. Build yourself a great machine, its punch will see it through. When you pack-a-punch, the whole damn bunch will not last very long. And while you put yourself to work, sing a country western song. "Now Jeb didn't know much about engineering so he just put his trust in the angels and set to work. After many days and many nights. A lot of blood, sweat and tears. And a little help from the angels of course. He was ready to show his machine to the whole damn town." Friends, neighbors, ladies, gentlemen. If you're feelin' underpowered, I'll help you make amends. Stick your weapon in the slot, and let it change your luck. Few things in life are guaranteed, but I promise this won't suck. Punch your fists into the air and raise a rebel yell! There's lots of bad'uns out there you need to send to hell! With Pack-a-Punch, I have a hunch, your problems will be gone, but if you end up on the ground, sing a country western song. Pack-a-Punch (Everybody)! Pack-a-Punch (Yee-haa)! Pack-a-Punch! Pack-a-Punch! Pack-a-Punch (Everybody)! Pack-a-Punch! Pack-a-Punch! (YEE-HAA!!!) Pack-a-Punch (WAA-HOOOO)! Punch your fists into the air and raise a rebel yell! There's lots of bad'uns out there you need to send to hell! With Pack-a-Punch, I have a hunch, your problems will be gone, but if you end up on the ground, sing a country western song. WAA-HOOOO!
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hes coming
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hey /soy/, do dogs normally do this?
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ITT: post absurd porn that makes you geg
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why is he so groovy
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i put on so much acne cream my face is partially melting off two more indian forehead dots appeared on my face today that sting when i touch them
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Ranch guy

Thoughs on CowPhobia86 / Ranch Guy? The last true soyim in the wild
R: 10 / I: 7

Does 'orn provoke a person to the point where he will watch 'P?


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Sometimes I go on /lgbt/ to remind myself how bad and horrible troons are. Why are they like this?
R: 4 / I: 2
Have any of you actually read nophono fan cares about?
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You know it's probably really common for male prison rape victims to experience a lot of involuntary pleasure during the act. Even if you're not gay, you're still going to feel a big thick juicy BBC pressing on your prostate and stretching your asshole out over and over as it slides in and out of you. Probably creates a lot of sexuality confusion among victims.
R: 1 / I: 0
god siht fo segami gnitsop trats
R: 5 / I: 2
Reminder to all the Amerifats to go to sleep.
R: 3 / I: 1
>converting to esoteric hindu nazi loli paganism because jesus was literally da joooooooos
R: 1 / I: 1
>3yr E, normal levels on injections
>a cup conetits
>no voice training
>dead end job so no money for surgeries + cant save up
i've lost all motivation to girlmode. it feels like ive run out of energy to transition, is it over for me?
R: 2 / I: 2
can we turn femboys into tasty cheeseburgers? their not very smart (not intelligent enough 2 design burgers) lets grill them and make food out of them
R: 12 / I: 3
nobody actually wants a blak person inside of them :3
R: 3 / I: 2
Why does chinese people have little eyes? 为什么中国人眼睛小?
R: 3 / I: 1
>gets exposed for dating a minor
>lays low for a couple years
>comes back to everyone laughing at him
>attempts to EPI his remaining and nu audience with fat fetish art on one of his alts
>youtube rapes the entire channel instantly
literally such a faggot that youtubes janny team got off its humongous sweaty ass to fuck him over gegegegegegegeg
R: 8 / I: 1
what's up with this coally 'plier 'log?
R: 23 / I: 24
Start posting images of dog
R: 3 / I: 0
Is somephono trying to rangeban an entire country geg
R: 2 / I: 2
>jesus is not a jew and we do not worship jews i swear
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these 'plier threads are some the worst thing you get to experience on the sharty like hearing your shitty life somehow makes me depressed and i don't know why. second is all the advice given to OP who has already clocked out hours ago and is gooning to all the (you's). harcore incel "advice" which on some schizo level i feel applies to me, even though my life isnt as nearly as shitty as that. and clearly its not possible for so many people to have that many antisocial traits and be able to type in clear concise paragraphs, how much time browsing r9k and reddit does it take to warp your brain enough to pump out this shit all in the name of (you's). sometimes i tab out and do something else for 3+ hours and the thread is there there with even more depressing and scaven shit in the replies. what ugly shit i just wanted to enjoy some incompressible jacks after my shift. fuck you
R: 3 / I: 0
do not post this image of a dog
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>Sousou no Frieren is so BASED
>Demons are an allegory for DA JOOS and NIGGERS
>ALL HAIL MY HYPERBOREAN ANIME
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would you rape your best friend to death if it meant that the sharty could stay up another year
by rape to death i mean fuck them until their bodily functions cease
R: 1 / I: 0
Are we all plierARYANS euroGODS? we usually post at the same hours
R: 2 / I: 0
Why are Europoor hours so fucking awful bro
R: 11 / I: 5
<oh mi taki mi amigos we is needings to findings a way to manipulate the ehhhh the sodomites into joining our aryan trad cath christ pilled religion o algo
^Yeah or whatever god said in the new goytament netanytahu wrote
>you're telling me god wouldn't want me to spam 4chan with cp?
R: 25 / I: 4
Birmingham
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>Wadzzupp!!!
>Do you know where I can get R-
<NO NO NO!!! NO!!!! STOP FUCKING REQUESTING THINGS!!!
<THE NEED FOR PIRACY IS A SERVICE THING BUT I'D NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER MAKE PIRACY ACCESSABLE BECAUSE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FCUK YOU FCKTY U FOCU TGGF FUIF
>Dude chill ou-
<KYS KYS KYS KYS DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE
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We're all moving here after the shardy shuts down right?
R: 1 / I: 0
>- COME TO BRAZIL (bbno$)
>- The Search (nf)
>- Ugh (Friday Night Funkin’ OST)

>rap is full of bangers if you know where to look
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every faggot on r/piracy has a infatuation with small animal anuses
R: 3 / I: 0
what is 'p
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I will cut my dick off with scissors if someone rolls quads itt
R: 6 / I: 3
tiem to 2 go 2 japan and inflate their already massive egos because i am a stupid cuck that does nothing but watch cartoons all day
R: 5 / I: 2
What would you do with a million dollars?
R: 4 / I: 1
Are goyim human?
R: 4 / I: 1
Okay. Our bull (who happens to be my spouse's partner too) Tyrone is telling me that's enough posting those weird cartoobbbgd up tcr gvvhf
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FEMTANYL IS A PROUD AMERICAN!! NOT A (((GLOBALIST))) AMERICAN'T!!!
<wow this really speaks to me man or something
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Xe would hate I.C.E btw
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i might've busted or even broken my hand because in a fit of rage i hit something and now my knuckle is bruised and my inner palm and middle finger can't genuinely be used without being sore any advice besides putting ice on it?
R: 3 / I: 2
What if Hitler had a BBC?
R: 2 / I: 0
That Hitler 'pasta you're about to post was saved by me about two years ago believe it or not.
R: 0 / I: 0
>i might've busted or even broken my hand because in a fit of rage i hit something and now my knuckle is bruised and my inner palm and middle finger can't genuinely be used without being sore any advice besides putting ice on it?
R: 0 / I: 0
Geg the ‘log fucking sucks during Europoor hours
R: 5 / I: 2
Will you be attending Neutralcon 2026?
R: 47 / I: 10
Nostalgia destroys souls. Don't be nostalgic about 4cuck, Pre-covid, Pre-AI, early 2000s, Frutiger Aero. Focus on making the Frutiger Aero of your generation.
R: 23 / I: 5
Videos animated with tweening/Live2D are unpleasant to watch
R: 0 / I: 0
i hate america but i hate everybody isn't american more fuggen jerdee
R: 6 / I: 4
Did you know neutralplier posters look like gigachads in real life?
R: 3 / I: 1
What's the fattest nut you have ever busted?
R: 7 / I: 4
Let's say, hypothetically speaking, you get kidnapped by some obsese nigger tranny with a neovag with rotting pus wounds all over his body, whose constantly vomiting and also pissing and shitting himself, then this creature wipes some of the juices which ooze from his body onto his fingers and uses it as lube to finger your asshole and prostate until you cum involuntarily, then he releases you. How do you cope with life after that?
R: 5 / I: 2
I've been thinking of planting BBC porn on my sister's computer cause it might make her curious if she sees it
R: 2 / I: 0
>i put 'pliers face on NAS gooner shit now it is a shiny IAS gem because i just said so okay?
R: 6 / I: 0
What game has a 10/10 story but 2/10 gameplay?
R: 1 / I: 0
What is the weirdest reason someone has said they don't like you?
R: 5 / I: 0
i just fucking shit myself
R: 1 / I: 0
Do you think this is the most posted soyjak of all time?
R: 6 / I: 0

World of Soycraft

Do 'teens like MMOs / Wow? Ik most of us gained sentience AFTER the heyday of mmos were already over. Payment walls also prevented me from playing wow as a kid
R: 0 / I: 0
you stupid fucking lying bitch
R: 0 / I: 0
A mosquito bit me below my chest and it looks like I have three nipples now like Harry Styles.
R: 5 / I: 1
what happens if you put your actual email in the email field
R: 6 / I: 13
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How is it supposed to be pronounced?


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I should probably be going to sleep now.
R: 9 / I: 4
What even is goonfuel? Is it like gasoline, diesel or something else entirely?
R: 8 / I: 1
I'm going to sleep say goodnight
R: 13 / I: 2
>being a gay furry with a diaper fetish and a glass eye but being really funny
R: 6 / I: 3
Post goonfuel
R: 2 / I: 1
Women squeeze their legs together and it makes their pussies feel good. Sometimes they do this in public.
Women's bladders are adjacent to the internal parts of their vaginas so when they hold in their pee it can feel pleasurable. Sometimes they do this on purpose.
Many girls who have owned a dog at one point got slightly aroused when their dog tried to stick it's nose in their crotch. Sometimes they get the impulse to let it continue. A small percent do.
Some women masturbate using the vibrations from electric toothbrushes
fuggen jerdee
R: 3 / I: 0
>THEY SAY MY HUNGER'S A PROBLEM
>THEY TELL ME TO CURB MY APPETITE
>THEY SAY I CAN'T KEEP MYSELF FROM TRYING
>A BITE OF EVERY PLATE IN SIGHT
>THEY WORSHIP PATIENCE, A VIRTUE
>OH, THEY TELL ME GLUTTONY'S A SIN
>BUT MY DESIRE, IT'S BOTTOMLESS
>I WANNA SLIT YOUR THROAT AND EAT 'TIL I GET SICK
>THE SLAUGHTER'S ON, I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU COME UNDONE
>UNSATISFIED UNTIL I'VE GOT YOU FLAYED ALIVE
>SO GRAB A PLATE, HAVE A TASTE
>这口味让我沉醉
>I'M STILL PREYING ON A BUTCHER'S VEIN
>TO TRUSS YOU UP IN PRETTY PATTERNS
>OH, TO DRESS YOUR FLESH UP WITH THE WORKS
>PERFECTLY PORTIONED BY A DAGGER
>SERVING THE FINEST LEFTOVER DESSERT
>WHY WOULD I DESECRATE A CARCASS?
>OH, WHY LET THE OFFAL GO TO WASTE?
>IT'S LOVE THAT GUIDES MY CLEAVER WITH SUCH TENDERNESS
>A PERFECT STRIKE TO FIX THE HORROR ON YOUR FACE
>THE SLAUGHTER'S MINE, OH, BLOOD AND VISCERA DIVINE
>PRESERVED AND PRIMED, EACH MUSCLE DIVVIED UP TO DINE
>AND IN THE HIGH, 我存在 TASTING 血淋淋的爱
>I'LL DEVOUR ALL OF YOU IN TIME
>OH, YOUR HEART, AORTIC WORK OF ART
>MY LOVE, MY KNIFE, TO CARVE IT OUT, YOUR LIFE
>SO GRAB A PLATE, HAVE A TASTE
>这口味让我沉醉
>I'M STILL PREYING ON A BUTCHER'S VEIN
>TO SNAP THE SINEW, I WANT TO GET WITHIN YOU
>I WANT TO NOT FORGIVE YOU, RIGOR MORTIS, MOLD, AND MILDEW
>BUT DEAR, YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT I WON'T WASTE A GOOD MEAL
>THAT ALL MY LOVE'S PRECISION CARVES A CUT TO SIMPLY DIE FOR (HUH?)
>TO SNAP THE SINEW, I WANT TO GET WITHIN YOU
>I WANT TO SCAR THE TISSUE, BUTTERFLY AND RECTIFY YOU
>I NEED TO BE YOUR AFTERLIFE, EUCHARIST, I DEIFY
>GOD, OH, FUCK THE FORK AND KNIFE
>I'LL RIP IN HANDS AND TEETH AND TAKE A BITE
>THE SLAUGHTER'S ON, I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU COME UNDONE
>UNSATISFIED UNTIL I'VE GOT YOU FLAYED ALIVE
>SO GRAB A PLATE, HAVE A TASTE
>这口味让我沉醉
>I'M STILL PREYING ON A BUTCHER'S VEIN
>AND NOW THE SLAUGHTER'S MINE
>MY DARLING, GET UNDER THE KNIFE
>YOUR BROKEN PRIDE, A CUT SO PERFECT IN ITS PRIME
>ALL THAT I SEE, SIXTY-THREE
>为让我心醉的你
>I'LL BE WAITING SO IMPATIENTLY
>OH, YOUR HEART, AORTIC WORK OF ART
>MY LOVE, MY KNIFE, TO CARVE IT OUT, YOUR LIFE
>SO GRAB A PLATE, HAVE A TASTE
>这口味让我沉醉
>I'M STILL PREYING ON A BUTCHER'S VEIN
>STILL PRAYING, HOPELESS AND IN VAIN
R: 2 / I: 1
Women of the Sharty, what's the sexiest thing you've imagined doing to a neutralplier poster?
R: 0 / I: 0
he he i posted de funnee bate on da log an now ewy bode gunna get mad hehehehahahahaha giggle giggle
R: 4 / I: 1
Neutralbros… what are we thinking tonight? Should we spam it up like last night?
R: 29 / I: 6
Hello I am Japaneese. I am not one of the most meanest and rudest hated by every other asian nation because of how mean and judgemental i am. You know what i love? i love stupid brown NIGGER watching the shitty little girl cartoons i pump out. I made it for (you) you little brown bastard. come to japan. you'll love it here!
R: 11 / I: 2
Ahh a ehhh oooo

Uhh muh uhh uh uh
Uh uh

Mmmmmmuhh
Uhh muh uh
Uh
R: 5 / I: 1
Chris Chan’s early lolcow years are as old as the ‘teens browsing the Sharty.
R: 0 / I: 0
>killing yourself so Nusois will latter gigaquote you after finding your body
R: 70 / I: 11

Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 462 / I: 81

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 801 / I: 353

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 378 / I: 273
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 531 / I: 109
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 138 / I: 40

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 538 / I: 253

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 168 / I: 78
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 115 / I: 21

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 404 / I: 68

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

Style: