Top 10 branches of science ranked by how bad it would suck to be killed by them (from best to worst)
- Physics - probably the nicest just on the grounds of how fast that's gonna be. Like if you're a goner before any of the other sciences can get to you, you probably don't even have time to feel anything.
- Biology - the most standard default way of dying. Most of the time it sucks but not badly enough to warrant you its own wikipedia page.
- Geology - one of the oldest OG classics. Rock hits Og. Og is gone.
- Psychology - slow tigers are chasing you.
- Zoology - fast tigers are chasing you.
- Sociology - idk me and the rest of the angry mob agree that you had it coming.
- Chemistry - this is a hard one to place because there's a lot of variation. But anyhow you're getting undone on a cellular level.
- Mathematics - how the fuck did you even do that.
- Cosmology - why the fuck did you even do that?
- Theology - what the fuck did you even do?
important Character traits:
- paranoia
- control freakism
- sense of self-worth so low that it loops back around into being totally dismissive of everyone else
- a warm-hearted kind center beneath 200 protective walls of bitterness that doesn't actually make the bitterness better in any way at all even a little bit
- bisexuality
- crushing feelings of responsibility
- zero understanding of own bodily autonomy that bleeds out and affects how they treat others
- a lil petty vindictive sadism they maybe don't wanna look at too hard or acknowledge
- full self-awareness of all their most negative traits without working to fix those traits at all
- internalized misogyny
- a mysterious undefinable hunger that cannot / should not / must not ever be sated
- asexuality
Harley: Today I discovered my wife has me in her phone as "Harleen Quinzel."
Selina: Could be worse. One of my stepsons has his brother in his phone as "Spare Parts."
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Let Them Not Say
by Jane Hirshfield
Let them not say: we did not see it. We saw.
Let them not say: we did not hear it. We heard.
Let them not say: they did not taste it. We ate, we trembled.
Let them not say: it was not spoken, not written. We spoke, we witnessed with voices and hands.
Let them not say: they did nothing. We did not-enough.
Let them say, as they must say something:
A kerosene beauty. It burned.
Let them say we warmed ourselves by it, read by its light, praised, and it burned.