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Top 10 branches of science ranked by how bad it would suck to be killed by them (from best to worst)

  1. Physics - probably the nicest just on the grounds of how fast that's gonna be. Like if you're a goner before any of the other sciences can get to you, you probably don't even have time to feel anything.
  2. Biology - the most standard default way of dying. Most of the time it sucks but not badly enough to warrant you its own wikipedia page.
  3. Geology - one of the oldest OG classics. Rock hits Og. Og is gone.
  4. Psychology - slow tigers are chasing you.
  5. Zoology - fast tigers are chasing you.
  6. Sociology - idk me and the rest of the angry mob agree that you had it coming.
  7. Chemistry - this is a hard one to place because there's a lot of variation. But anyhow you're getting undone on a cellular level.
  8. Mathematics - how the fuck did you even do that.
  9. Cosmology - why the fuck did you even do that?
  10. Theology - what the fuck did you even do?

important Character traits:

  • paranoia
  • control freakism
  • sense of self-worth so low that it loops back around into being totally dismissive of everyone else
  • a warm-hearted kind center beneath 200 protective walls of bitterness that doesn't actually make the bitterness better in any way at all even a little bit
  • bisexuality
  • crushing feelings of responsibility
  • zero understanding of own bodily autonomy that bleeds out and affects how they treat others
  • a lil petty vindictive sadism they maybe don't wanna look at too hard or acknowledge
  • full self-awareness of all their most negative traits without working to fix those traits at all
  • internalized misogyny
  • a mysterious undefinable hunger that cannot / should not / must not ever be sated
  • asexuality

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

Let Them Not Say

by Jane Hirshfield

Let them not say: we did not see it. We saw.

Let them not say: we did not hear it. We heard.

Let them not say: they did not taste it. We ate, we trembled.

Let them not say: it was not spoken, not written. We spoke, we witnessed with voices and hands.

Let them not say: they did nothing. We did not-enough.

Let them say, as they must say something:

A kerosene beauty. It burned.

Let them say we warmed ourselves by it, read by its light, praised, and it burned.

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with