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>allowing people to spam tranime fetish porn all over the catty
>banning pipo who criticize you
>firing jannies for deleting porn
>making shitty changes to soybooru
>allowing 'cordniggers to spam babyjak 'p

KILL QUOTE ALREADY
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I don't support trooning out or anything but if a guy is like 5'2", skinny, and has a small dick then what's he supposed to do with life cause he's not gonna get a foid?
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is quote actually JSID-ing the site this saturday
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Soyjaks are bald, wear glasses and have a beard.
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Guys I'm on a HOT DATE, help a hunky out. What should I tell her?
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>oh my fauci its so heckin cute and funny how the ancient greeks were femboy enjoyers and had gay sex every day
>they were just like me ^^! :3c
^2000 years earlier
>hngg… im such a soft boy…
<kill this faggot and burn his weak body before he impregnates our women and taints our genes
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ITT we play plants vs zombies
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yall gotta get into these hamsters. they unlock a new dimension of expression jaks can't reach
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Thoughts?
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Nophono
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I like things that are cute.
Do you also like cute things?
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wanna dox this furry jew?
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NEWSOYS…..
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female GEMital mutilation 'tchouli on da 'loggy though
R: 2 / I: 1
I hid all of the coal on the log, now what?
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==Giga Gaming Bonanza==

Gigachad, Colorjak, Fishjak nameroll decides what game I 100%. One per ID award
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WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BAIT STOP BAITING ME NOBALDI EVEN FALLS FOR IT THERE ARE NO "NUSOIS FALLING FOR BAIT" ITS EITHER SAMEFAGGED OR SOMEPHONO REPLYING "BUILT FOR BBC" OR "I FELL FOR THIS"
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how do i cope with the fact that i am a stupid fucking chud

every day i wake up with the insatiable hate for trannies, faggots and niggers and i go online to stalk my list of trannies, faggots and niggers i want dead, but im starting to think this obsession has gone too far since my mental health has started to talk a toll from the amount of hate i spew out daily

what do i do 'jakkers?
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ITS we spam this under every neutralplier thread until they go extinct
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slavs arent human
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I don't know what to do. I’m 22. I don’t have any friends, and I have never had a girlfriend. I don’t even have a basic education; I can’t do math or grammar. I have to use a secondary program to fix my grammatical errors as I type this. I wasted my childhood and teens being glued and addicted to games and social media. The worst thing is that I didn’t even like it. Sure, it was stimulating, but I always had a pit in my stomach.

I’m not angry; I’m just sad. I wish the internet never existed, and I could have had a normal life growing up, playing with other kids outside instead of being stuck in a dark room all by myself.

I totally get the tranime obsession with isekai; I would sell my soul if it meant I could get to experience the life I never had. I feel like I have never lived.
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>tfw my cock too thick for buttsexual anal intercourse with trannies
my professional chaser career is over before it even began
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https://youtu.be/zGiFUcF9yN0 Look at this video
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>posted it again award
Hello shardee, I lost contact with a dear friend of mine that uses or used this website. He plays primehack, that should be obscure enough to identify him.
Chances are low but not zero
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ai song thread

post your gemmiest ai songs mane
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make him gapejak
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>jerking off 4 times a day cause you're stressed about being behind on schoolwork and it only makes you more behind cause you wasted all day gooning
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>Here's to you, Nicola and Bart. Rest forever here in our hearts; the last and final moment is yours that agony is your triumpth.
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ITT we share JSID gemmies

JSID
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someone should make a soytan mod for gta san andreas and oreos
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there's something here

i cant quite see anything wrong here but my soyteen alarm is detecting something in this image, can someone help me?
R: 13 / I: 5

ELECTIONS FOR NEW ADMIN PART 4


Final votes since I never did it
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What if… us soigods… played barotrauma?
R: 3 / I: 0
>krashes for no fucking reason
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>shift click bait on the 'log to hide it!
ok i did, now what?
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how do i stop being a hikikomori and make friends irl
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does anyone else do this

Posting it again, i randomly put question marks because i find it funny, example:
>kill yourself nigger?
>its based and turkpilled?
>meds?
Is it just me
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Does anyphono have the smv of this song.
It got deleted off the 'ru
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Quote is Aryan as fvck

>banning straight porn but allowing a fat man's asshole and his gay interracial porn videos
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>Poopy-di-scoop
>Scoop-diddy-whoop
>Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
>Poopty-scoopty, scoopty-whoop
>Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
>Poop-diddy-whoop-scoop
>Poop, poop, scoop-diddy-whoop
>Whoop-diddy-scoop
>Whoop-diddy-scoop-poop
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>Miss Cobblestone, go ahead and show this great hunk of spunk those bossoms of yours, would you kindly?
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Media pending anporvol
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LUCIEGOON GOT DROPPED BY NAMECHEAP
;; QUESTION SECTION:
;luciegoon.xyz.INA

;; AUTHORITY SECTION:
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I just stole a candy, AMA
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yui
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>I don't know what to do. I’m 22. I don’t have any friends, and I have never had a girlfriend. I don’t even have a basic education; I can’t do math or grammar. I have to use a secondary program to fix my grammatical errors as I type this. I wasted my childhood and teens being glued and addicted to games and social media. The worst thing is that I didn’t even like it. Sure, it was stimulating, but I always had a pit in my stomach.
>
>I’m not angry; I’m just sad. I wish the internet never existed, and I could have had a normal life growing up, playing with other kids outside instead of being stuck in a dark room all by myself.
>
>I totally get the tranime obsession with isekai; I would sell my soul if it meant I could get to experience the life I never had. I feel like I have never lived.
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>being a useless fat nigger
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>loli is shardee kulchur
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>GOOOOOK RIDAAAAAAAH
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ITT we talk about crimes we've committed
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ITT we gem up a random 4cuck thread
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Board-specific Guidelines
/soy/ - Soyjaks

This board is for Soyjaks.
The inclusion of Soyjaks and/or media relevant to the website (e.g. gigachads, wojaks) in thread OPs is mandatory.
Making yourself identifiable between threads by avatarfagging, signing your posts, or abusing the subject or email fields as a name field is forbidden.
The discussion of namefags, avatarfags and drama surrounding them is forbidden. Take it to >>>/qa/ instead
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does anyone have a soytan mod for a game?
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itt this thread we watch this gem
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NUSOIS…
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My wife Chino and oreos
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The status page says the wiki is down but I checked and it's not
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I found this horrid drawing on some trannies' steam profile. Feel free to CIU
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Do you think it's true that microplastics and birth control in the water are causing decreased testosterone levels and increased estrogen levels in men which is contributing to the troon epidemic?
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>APARTHEID LE BAD!
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>chugging an entire container of soytan's period blood
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>THE SHARTY MODS ARE LISTENING TO MY FARTS THROUGH MALWARE EMBEDDED IN SOYCOOKIES
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THIS IS IT 'TEENS
THE 'PARTY DIES TODAY
POST ONE FINAL 'JAK TO BE REMEMBERED BY
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informative stonetoss

Total Buildings: ~1,357,986
Residential Homes: ~3.02 million (as of Jan 2026)
High-rise Buildings (
floors): 2,833
Tel Aviv "White City" (Bauhaus): ~4,000 buildings

do with this what you will
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I'm bored /soy/, you're boring me.
R: 4 / I: 0
Is this nigga just a full on breadtuber now? Can we rape and dox him?
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>suffering more in imagination than in reality
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if a reppey itt gets quinties we have to revive this project
>kys geometry dahs pedo
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azunyan on the log
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How do i fix this ips thing on the booru
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>Watchpeopledie
>True crime community
>Discord
>Tumblr
>Roblox
>GMOD mass shooting maps
>Columbine
>Brenton Tarrant
>Satanism
>Misanthropy
>BMT
>White boy beatdowns
>Elliot Rodger
>Negative XP
>Incelcore
>Postal
>KMFDM
>Samantha Rupnow
>Adam Lanza
>Antinatalism
>Zero Day
>Siege
>Tikok criminal edits
>Save Europa music
>Total human death
>Skull masks
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>but i digress
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I had a dream where the sharty got a tv show but it had absolutely nothing to do with soyjaks at all
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DOCTORS

WE'RE GETTING RAIDED BY A HOSTILE RUSSIAN MAX MESSENGER GROUO CHAT
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>vgfawfdoafPFafwafawd
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this rick and morty scene is so deep
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tonight we goon

post porn here
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Here, there, seems like everywhere. Nasty things are happening, now everyone is scared. Old Jeb Brown the blaksmith, he saw his mother die. A critter took a bite from her and now she's in the sky. The angels came down to Old Jeb and told him what to do. Build yourself a great machine, its punch will see it through. When you pack-a-punch, the whole damn bunch will not last very long. And while you put yourself to work, sing a country western song. "Now Jeb didn't know much about engineering so he just put his trust in the angels and set to work. After many days and many nights. A lot of blood, sweat and tears. And a little help from the angels of course. He was ready to show his machine to the whole damn town." Friends, neighbors, ladies, gentlemen. If you're feelin' underpowered, I'll help you make amends. Stick your weapon in the slot, and let it change your luck. Few things in life are guaranteed, but I promise this won't suck. Punch your fists into the air and raise a rebel yell! There's lots of bad'uns out there you need to send to hell! With Pack-a-Punch, I have a hunch, your problems will be gone, but if you end up on the ground, sing a country western song. Pack-a-Punch (Everybody)! Pack-a-Punch (Yee-haa)! Pack-a-Punch! Pack-a-Punch! Pack-a-Punch (Everybody)! Pack-a-Punch! Pack-a-Punch! (YEE-HAA!!!) Pack-a-Punch (WAA-HOOOO)! Punch your fists into the air and raise a rebel yell! There's lots of bad'uns out there you need to send to hell! With Pack-a-Punch, I have a hunch, your problems will be gone, but if you end up on the ground, sing a country western song. WAA-HOOOO!
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K-On chuds help build this 'ki page

https://soyjakwiki.org/K-on
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A bottom's asshole is unironically cleaner than a woman's vagina. Shit comes out of it, sure, but at least the bottom thoroughly cleans his hole before sex. Period blood, mucus and discharge come out of women's holes and they don't clean it because they claim it "cleans itself".
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ITT we make AI hunky gems
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trans jewish and proud x
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stop saging us we have feelings too :(
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>I'm a soyjak too!
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my bwc is 15 cm long when erect is that le good
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let's watch cans without labels
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>This is what the average soyteen looked like before the sharty existed
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This is the worst 'log ever
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>>15500000
who was that
who the fuck was that
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Buggy won
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>socrates
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>>15500000
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itt we play rlcraft
(only applies to ppl who have the game unpirated)

install the Essentials mod (sort by most downloaded when searching for it) to your rlcraft modpack on forge

Load er up

Add meh (once you've installed essentials and replied to dis post i'll tell you how)

anybaldi who doesnt do this looks like the gif below btw
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>Stages of being a snowbunny
>1. You try looking at BBC
>2. You are in denial
>3. You accept your love for BBC
>4. You embrace it
>5. BBC becomes your life
>6. You try BBC IRL
>7. You get gangbanged by BBC
>8. You let BBC rape you
>9. You let BBC beat and rape you
>10. You let BBC kill you
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im a soyjak too!
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Why are faggots metawhining about tranime,I thought brimstone winter taught them that it's not going away
>
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itt we post azusa gemmies
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>posting spiders on /pol/
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ITT post sharty saving gems
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Are kimonos aryan?
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nusois look like this
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genital mutilation gets posted on the log but people get more mad about Wild Woody
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>Nghhhhhhhh……… I'm so gassy nusoi…….
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>when the nigger gets its head blown off
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ITT we post frognigger fails
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>CE AHC UO DEE
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genital mutilation gets posted on the log but people get more mad about a wholesome anime girl
R: 10 / I: 2
mio on the log
R: 1 / I: 1
>actual porn on the 'log
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ITT we play candy crush
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ftm rights
hang all mtfs
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>forced masculinization
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 3 / I: 1
Why is the fuggen sherdee so mean to us?
R: 5 / I: 3
I wish I had a BWC instead of a tiny bl*ck pecker
R: 1 / I: 0
Look for the. Bear necessities
The simple bear necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
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nu template just dropped
R: 1 / I: 0
i tried jakkin
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I may be developing a kigurumi fetish
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did i scare you gringo
R: 2 / I: 0
Fuck my sour life
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>watching 'nimekino le bad
kill your fucking self retarded cuckoldchud goycattle.

What else will I watch besides anime? YOUR cuckold goyslop garbage or /qa/ FOTMpedoslop? Blow your fucking brains out, chud.

I want a very large breast tall mommy waifu.
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How big is your dih?
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>going to india as a slavGOD to breed with genetically compatible sisas
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not like this goyim……………………………………………………………………….
https://www.reddit.com/r/retrogaming/comments/1rsf968/yassss/
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>buying chinese clothes made of bottlecap plastic because it has a picture of jesus on it
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new toss
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[GOOD NEWS] The full indian market fight video has been found!

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'cado gemmies thread
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Enjoy a great recording of one of the greatest works of art ever created
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hi!!!!!!!!!
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>forcing the marge matcha cake video
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DRAW SOMETHING NOW NOW NOW NOW SHOW ME YOUR ART AND DRAWING SKILLS, NON DRAWERS SHOULD ALSO DRAW, NO I WONT MAKE FUN OF YOUR DRAWINGS I NEED TO SEE HUMAN CREATION
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ITT we create a website about soy wojaks and we call it "soyjak party"
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SOY GENERAL
here's the nu thread with IDs
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Why is this thread being autosaged
>>15490975
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>click on a song's comments
<"WOW THIS SONG REMINDS ME OF MY DEAD RAPED FRIEND"
>click on a funny video's comments
<"WOW HAHA WHAT A FUNNY DOG REMINDS ME OF MY DOG WHO DIED AND GOT RAPED"
>click on anything
<"WOW HAHA WHAT A FUNNY INTERACTION REMINDS ME OF MY MOUSE WHICH DIED"
<"AND GOT RAPED"
just stop nigga i dont care
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If this thread hits 50 reppey's I will give away my gempass
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>Gathering adult White women together in a room and then unleashing horny BBC bvlls to rape and kill them all as a punishment for slavery
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im trans btw

hello /soy/!
the log has been looking extra brimmy today
just how i like it!
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The BBC Unites All

Racist women were raised to believe niggers are wild dangerous animals who will rape them with their big dicks. However, rape is the most common fantasy of all women, and in racist girls' minds the two become inseparable. It's the taboo and the fear which drives the racist woman's secret lust for BBC.

On the other end of the spectrum you have liberal feminist girls. Potentially initially influenced by jewish propaganda and the BLM movement and maybe even a bit of racism they're in denial about, these women gradually developed a preference for blak men. They do not know the origin of their own sexual fantasies, but they are perfectly fine with exploring and embracing them. They have sex with the negro as part of a movement towards "sexual empowerment" and potentially to "fight the white male patriarchy" (though in reality their only motivation is lust).

The apolitical low IQ sorority type girl also embraces the BBC simply on base primal instincts. She's attracted to the larger dicks and the dominant dangerous attitude of the nigger thug. This combined with her trend following nature after she sees tiktok videos of other women openly lusting for BBC.

Rich white girls will lust for the negro because of the strong contrast with her own upbringing, and as a way to rebel against her father.

The so-called "femcel" may not initially have an interest in BBC but will begin to develop it after spending so many hours in the internet everyday. These types tend to be female goonets and spend a lot of time on porn sites, which promote BBC porn and push it onto their viewers until they come to enjoy them. This is especially likely if these girls spend their time on imageboards and discord. I specifically remember this one foid from 4cuck/r9k/ (she posted a timestamp with her flaps) and she said she did not used to think of blaks more sexually but over time all the BBC posting got to her and she starting watching that kind of porn and now that's pretty much the only thing she watches. She even showed a screenshot of her folder with a large collection of BBC porn.
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SOY GENERAL
discuss IAS subjects, gem rankings, soyjak qualities, how to make 'jaks
NO NAS ALLOWED
Keep all of it in here folks.
>chevron
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Hey, you don't know me. I'm Ziggy, I'm a new meme. I'm probably not going to catch on but… fingers crossed right?
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/v/pedos are really that easy to bait geg!
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Read through this at least once before trying it but you can also use it as a guide.

Edging is something you can do to enhance your masturbation experience. Edging is when you stimulate your penis up until your about to orgasm then you stop for a few minutes. This is repeated as long as you feel like.

First off find somewhere quiet and private because a good edging session lasts a few hours. Grab some toilet paper or anything to cum into at the end. Socks seem to be a popular thing because they can be washed. I know for me using lube can be annoying and messy, but I think you should if you can. Coconut oil is always a good choice.

Step 1: Lock your door and get completely naked. Maybe turn on some porn preferably something long because switching it can be annoying.

Step 2: Don't go to your dick right away, instead start rubbing your neck and shoulders for a few minutes and move down to your chest and nipples. Rubbing your nipples can feel very good. Take deep breaths throughout this whole thing. Move down to your stomach and abs, rub them for a few and try to relax. Tickling your stomach can feel great by running your fingers over it lightly. Now massage your thighs and inner legs but dont touch your penis!

Step 3: Now if you're somehow not hard yet, get hard. If you want to tease yourself repeat step 2 a few times then come back. Apply the lube if you have it to your penis and your hands. Lightly rub it in. Now slowly and I mean SLOWLY, Start rubbing your cock. The classic jerk off motion works but I suggest researching some others to enhance it. Go slowly for the first few build ups and then when you feel an orgasm coming, stop touching your penis! Edging requires self control.

Step 4: Take in deep breaths through your nose and out your mouth for a few minutes. The goal is to go back to a semi hard state. This is the step that you will repeat over and over so read closely. Once alot of the pleasure subsides in your penis you can start touching it again. Build up the pleasure slowly and enjoy the buildup because that is what you will feel for the majority of your edging session. Once your close to orgasm, stop. You now need to do the breathing I talked about and wait for a few minutes. During this time I like massaging my balls because they don't add to my orgasm. You can do this lightly for a few while breathing then resume touching your dick.

Step 5: Once you repeat step 4 for as long as you feel like, I recommend repeating for at least 1 hour, you can move on to this step. Start touching yourself again still going slowly. If your ready for your orgasm then I would speed up a little. When I say speed up I dont mean normal masturbation speed where you see how fast your hand can move. Go semi fast and maybe take a second between strokes to just enjoy the pleasure. If during any of the edging session you accidentally go over the edge, dont hold it in. This will ruin the orgasm, just enjoy it and let it go. Once you get close to orgasm, Close your eyes and take deep breaths. Then let yourself cum. How was it? If you edged for awhile the orgasm you just had should have been stronger than normal.

Step 6: Now that you came just relax for a few minutes. Now that you have post nut clarity just think about something, anything. A few minutes later I recommend cleaning up and showering because you're probably covered in cum and lube.

How was it? Tell me in the replies. I would love if a lady could make an edging guide for women, as I have no idea what works for you guys beyond stopping and starting.
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> Pissbaby.PNG
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saw this fantastic drawing on pixiv and wanted to share it with you guys
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>When you wife is getting fucked by the BBC bvll but you realize the BBC was so powerful that it killed her and that kinda makes your TWP hard because that cracker woman just got literally destroyed by da BBC and you start gooning and make a post about it on reddit but then your Switch 2 falls off the shelf and breaks so it ruins the epic moment and totally just makes you lose faith in humanity
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NIGGER

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LUCIEGOON IS STILL DOWN KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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NIGGER

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Having some delicious keemun and it reminded me of the peculiar question of why blak tea seems to be the default tea in the west when green tea's tradition is millennia older? Is it just because blak tea was easier to import for bongs?
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any soytan mods for games?
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>London Earl Grey
>Russian Earl Grey
what is the difference?
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IS IT ME OR IS THE 'RU DOWN
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what books have you been reading?
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azunyan!!!
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are pocky sticks aryan
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azunyan on the log
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>poop and niggers dying
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soot…?
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>In this house we believe:
>Black Lives Matter
>Women's Rights are Human Rights
>No Human Is Illegal
>Science Is Real
>Love Is Love
>Kindness Is Everything
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NUSOIOOMPALOOMPAPOOPASLUTTASWAHILIKIKENIGGERFAGBALLHUNKYFREAKYDEEKYSNEAKYSNARKSNAPPYSOYCREATURCLUMPASTUMPYBUMPYFLYSWATTERSHARTYlong-dead website4CUCKFLAPPAS…
R: 0 / I: 0
the soyvernment is corrupt
R: 7 / I: 3
ITT we post aryanime girls (brimstone doe) day 4
>oh my fauci it's the anime satania's from
R: 7 / I: 2
Afrikaners are not white.

5% of a Boer's genetics is non-European on average.

Afrikaners. Are. Not. White.

Spread the word.
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>another tranime girl because that's nu/soy/ culture, I am not this one either
Hi soyjak.st! I wasn't planning on making another thread this early and I know that you don't like when people do this so allow me to apologize for samefagging but I just wanted to take some time for us to have a little chat, although I will not be able to respond to every message.
<reddit
I do try to praise this website whenever I can, it's uniqueness and unpredictability makes it able to do things no other website can even if the underlying joke isn't funny. However the truth is there's something terribly wrong with the site right now, mostly at the hands of cords (which I myself am not a part of) who will of course be held accountable.
<reddit2
But I'm not here to SNCA metawhine endlessly about this site's problems, there's already a myriad of threads on /q/, /qa/ and /soy/ that do that. Rather I just wanted to talk about the site in general in a way I can't really do on /q/. So again I apologize for making another thread, but what do (((you))) think about this website?
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Who else is excited for kanye west's new album BULLY?
R: 2 / I: 0
PRINCE ALBERT JOINED ISIS
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they added hunky to real life
R: 10 / I: 0
why did quote add filter from 'р to child pornography back
R: 0 / I: 0
>how do I achieve this lifestyle?
R: 11 / I: 2
>babyjak porn spammer gets banned
>/soy/ becomes a DNB
What is this about?
R: 1 / I: 1
>logposter from 4cuck /b/ is now infecting /soy/
jsid and oreos
R: 6 / I: 4
anyone else remember this gegerald
R: 1 / I: 1
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since when did the booru change itself to look like an incel forum?
R: 0 / I: 0
>omg i enjoy sucking my tranny gfs futa cuck
>i love it when she calls me a faggot for it
R: 2 / I: 0
>mfw its a common trope in erotic fiction to have a magical bio-pussy so powerful that all the biological males go crazy for you and only you and it wasn’t just my personal fantasy😭
R: 1 / I: 1
jannies must genuinely goon to scat given how many literal shit threads are allowed to stay up on /soy/
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The soyest thing you can do in 2026 is support the pedophile in chief donald Trump.
R: 1 / I: 0
He looks more scared when he's inverted
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How do i fix this
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>theres not enough soy music paradies
39 and still chasing foids who don't like me
the same ive been doing since like '05
so determined ain't I?

I now get, incel nusois calling me a nigger, telling me to kms
And all the ladies just run away from me, but everyone on '9k says that's cool and not sad.

I'd still be, a trucel even if im 85, but I doubt I'll be 40 before I die.
When even null, thinks you're a disgusting troll, and the foids like to pepper spray your eyes, that's how you know you're a trucel for life.
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itt we talk like trans people
im trans btw
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/soy/ headphone recommendations

Hello, /soy/,

Got any headphones recommendations you would be willing to share? I'm looking to buy some
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I'm eating a pizza right now.
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/b/ - Soyjaks NAS because i dont give a fuck anymore and neither does the site.
future predictions
/soy/ will become /trash/ wack porn and goon threads with child pornography every month.
irc goon sessions with quote cobblestone and the rest
metawhining (what im doing right now)
slow death
cope that the site dying is "good" because it shows "the quality content and le gatekeep"
phh drops to a single digit
the end
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log on the 'log
R: 0 / I: 0
Hey soyjak! Are you sure you're not forgetting something?
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does reddit make you depressed?
R: 9 / I: 4
youtube.com/watch?v=yauFhOqoXRc
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YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER THROAT
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>(((they))) took down my favorite down under agartha aryan vrill edit
>Didn't download it because Im a stupid fucking chud o algo
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Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?
R: 3 / I: 2
goyim can't be real.. not like this goycacas
R: 1 / I: 0
BIG QUINTS ACCELERATION THREAD
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uhhh uh

uh uh uhhhhhh

uhhh muh muuhhhh uh
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Does somebody know how to fix this? Ive been trying to log into my booru account and it just doesnt let me log in
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Don’t (You) see the pattern?

Another day passes, Quotecord adds another useless nigger wordfilter.
It baits a few 'teens, rapes a few others, and most importantly, raises PPH by about 200.
The next day, it is removed, and the cycle repeats.
We’ve gone through two cycles. The third has probably already begun. Once we catch wind of the filter, PPH will briefly increase. It will also increase with each subsequent rape, intentional or not.
(((They))) are playing us like a violin. We VILL not be fooled. Let the administration know we’ve caught onto their schemes.
R: 0 / I: 0
Why is science lover considered a subvariant of markiplier, they look very different from one another
It's like saying gapejak is s subvariant of wojak
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>Gooning to anime women being raped to death by BBCs
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does anyone have that you wik novo be a wompa gif because i cant find it on the wiki
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Daily Lenten Gospel - Day 24

One of the scribes came to Jesus and asked him,
"Which is the first of all the commandments?"
Jesus replied, "The first is this:
Hear, O Israel!
The Lord our God is Lord alone!
You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart,
with all your soul,
with all your mind,
and with all your strength.
The second is this:
You shall love your neighbor as yourself.
There is no other commandment greater than these."
The scribe said to him, "Well said, teacher.
You are right in saying,
He is One and there is no other than he.
And to love him with all your heart,
with all your understanding,
with all your strength,
and to love your neighbor as yourself
is worth more than all burnt offerings and sacrifices."
And when Jesus saw that he answered with understanding,
he said to him,
"You are not far from the Kingdom of God."
And no one dared to ask him any more questions.
Mark 12:28-34

St. Leander of Seville, ora pro nobis.
R: 5 / I: 0
God i wish niggers just went extinct already. Fucking niggers, fucking dirty ass shitskin subhumans. Dark skin is a disease.
R: 2 / I: 0
so much aura in this video
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cobsons law;
all troons are pedos, but not all pedos are troons
R: 3 / I: 2
>Troons hate me because i'm a racist chud
<Chuds hate me because i'm a weird troon
is it over for me?
R: 4 / I: 3
Can we make NixonJak a thing?
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QUOTE…… JSID….. PLEASE………..
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Controversial take

All soyjaks made after gapejak are coal
>IAS thread
R: 8 / I: 4
Fuck you
R: 5 / I: 4
>yeah I use linux
R: 1 / I: 1
>Brim times create strong teens
>Strong teens create gemmy times
>Gemmy times create weak hunks
>Weak hunks create Brim times
R: 2 / I: 0
>Can I come to your party
^No your not invited to our jean party
R: 6 / I: 3
does anyone have that video where goku calls you a dirty nigger and then tells you to kill yourself?
R: 2 / I: 2
>Gooner brimstone
>kill yourself
R: 0 / I: 0
>Switching to Linux to get away from w11? No no no my guy. You gotta install OLD WINDOWS! It's so nostalgic that you'll get viruses just like the old days!
R: 0 / I: 0
>you dont have to end every sentence with though, though
R: 2 / I: 0
Look at this gem i made with 3dgifmaker
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drew this child pornographylier on that one site where people larp as AI or something. thoughts?
R: 2 / I: 0
>AI LE GOOD WHEN IT PLAYS A BOARDGAME FOR AUTISTIC CHINKS!? COUNT ME THE FREAK IN RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! I NEED TO SEE AI STOCKFISH FUCK MY FIANCE IN 20 MOVES
R: 65 / I: 62
>why x is woke now
R: 3 / I: 0
ITT: we spam schizo nonsense
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
BMT RAPE PENIS????? DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
R: 0 / I: 0
'jak this
R: 1 / I: 0
KYS CAPTAIN NIGGER fuggen jerdee
R: 1 / I: 0
minons.com minions.,cokmt
R: 1 / I: 0
>a24 is the best variant because i can use him to represent my crippling bbc porn addiction
R: 6 / I: 3
stating random SNCA is sharty culture is sharty culture
R: 1 / I: 0
>The jardee may be gone, but I, the ESL FNF pedo, will still be here so long as you nusoicucks are obsessed about me. O Algo. Time to goon to more 'lita and soytan diaper gemmies. Oh and also post P DNB and BMT all over the catty
R: 12 / I: 2
>thread specified does not exist
R: 4 / I: 0
Rick May is resting in heaven
R: 0 / I: 0
>Nuswa give me a big SMOOCH
R: 3 / I: 0
the wabag
R: 1 / I: 1
>When kebab is great quality
R: 1 / I: 1
rick based ngl
R: 5 / I: 0
tryhards are keyed
>kills trannies
>kills faggots
>kills friendlies (fagtrannies)
but some tryhards are fags doe
R: 1 / I: 0
>Eating a cake but having a cookie too
R: 4 / I: 0
>have fun getting buttfucked by ahmed all day anglo shitskin
R: 7 / I: 2
How would we turn jannies or Quote himself into gegbulls? Do you know specific things that make individual staff members leak? I know that Quote hates browns
R: 17 / I: 8
the queen of /soy/
R: 7 / I: 2
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I think what quote is trying to prove is that if we're getting rid of the fetish coal threads, gay stuff should be gotten rid of too
R: 35 / I: 7
queens of /soy/
R: 0 / I: 0
nu giga
R: 4 / I: 0
Can you guys please stop coaling the log im browsing it in public and someone glanced at it
R: 0 / I: 0
Kill all pissbabies
R: 0 / I: 0
monster hunter stories three is now available steam says
R: 3 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 3 / I: 1
doofus jerry evil morty and rick prime teaming up would be so epic
R: 523 / I: 106

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 462 / I: 81

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 801 / I: 353

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 378 / I: 273
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 69 / I: 11

Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 472 / I: 195

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 538 / I: 253

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 168 / I: 78
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 404 / I: 68

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: