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 Author has written 15 stories for Pooch Cafe, Pearls Before Swine, Timmy Failure, Star Wars, Dilbert, Mario, Harry Potter, Evangelion, and Phineas and Ferb. unapologetic American himedanshi |
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The Will of the Empire by CzarZelinsky reviews
Not long after the Battle of Endor, Luke discovers that his father may have gone just a tad overboard in making sure his son, and the galaxy, was provided for in the event of his death. And who says Anakin Skywalker doesn't know how to plan! (Han/Leia, Piett lives!, Rogue Squadron, Kettch, the Noghri, Thrawn, Karrde, Jix, Mara, and the rest of the gang)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 184,664 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 2,768 - Updated: Oct 4, 2023 - Published: Mar 10, 2017 - Luke S., Leia O., Wedge A., F. Piett
Advice and Trust by Panther2G reviews
Shinji takes just the slightest different action when Asuka offers a kiss... and everything changes. Suddenly, they're no longer alone, and begin becoming stronger than they've ever been before. And from their new bond changes start to ripple out. The Angel War and the plans of SEELE and NERV will never be the same.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 387,348 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 3,550 - Follows: 3,602 - Updated: Aug 10, 2023 - Published: Sep 7, 2014 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] Rei A., Misato K.
Mario is Missing by Sky's Penname reviews
New Donk City. A tough place to live, and an even tougher place to do the right thing. Plumbing, detectiving... you still find yourself cleaning up other people's messes, and if you're not careful you end up in crap. It's all the same in the end. Without my brother around, things have only gotten worse. I need to find him.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,189 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: Nov 17, 2021 - Published: Mar 22, 2019 - Luigi, Toadette, Goombella - Complete
Vertical Ascent by Magikoopa981 reviews
Three years ago Bowser left the Mushroom Kingdom, giving up his dogged pursuit of Princess Peach. Now he lives quietly in Sarasaland, disguised as an ordinary koopa. But things are changing. While Bowser tries to find meaning in life, several ghosts from the past have come to haunt the former king… (V Trilogy #2)
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 70,157 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: Oct 10, 2020 - Published: Sep 19, 2019 - Bowser - Complete
Nuclear Phantasy by Magikoopa981 reviews
No one expected the games to end like this. The Mushroom Kingdom's invention of the atomic bomb forced Bowser to stop kidnapping Peach, but unleashed a new cold war where both sides had the power to destroy the other in an instant. In the midst of intricate deterrence, a plot unfolds to make the war hot... Starring: Mario, Peach, Luigi, Bowser, Lemmy, Wendy, and more.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,581 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: Aug 6, 2020 - Published: Aug 29, 2017 - Complete
The Count's World 21: The Inevitability of Fate by The Great Allie reviews
Count Bleck finally goes for closure between himself and his father. It's a tad rocky.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: Apr 23, 2020 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Tippi/Timpani - Complete
Count's World High by The Great Allie reviews
In this reboot of The Count's World, human Timpani is the new student at Flip-Flop High School where she falls in love with the dark and mysterious Blumiere. In an attempt to get closer to him, she joins the Literature Club right before the school festival.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: Apr 2, 2020 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Tippi/Timpani, Nastasia, Dimentio - Complete
Masks and Glitter Pilot by The Great Allie reviews
After leaving the desert in "Masks and the Art of Glitter," Professor Sullivan Bluth, Ruby Spears, and Dique travel to Starborn Valley looking for Ghibli's 998 missing phanto siblings.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: Apr 2, 2020 - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7827 - Favs: 19,371 - Follows: 21,318 - Updated: Aug 24, 2019 - Published: Sep 6, 2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Rest of the Sentence by Achille Talon reviews
Brought to you by the questionable genius of machine learning, it's the exciting sequel to "Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash"! Botnik Studios is not responsible for any faces eaten by Harry Potter with hot sauce, headmaster hair scooting next to you at breakfast, or ribs fractured in hysterical laughter. Weekly updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: Aug 3, 2019 - Published: Nov 18, 2018
The City of Obsidian by Battalion Ice reviews
Luigi built an impressive and intimidating resume as the Kingdom's most dangerous warrior before he left the kingdom. Now, a year later, the chance for a massive payday is drawing him back to the Kingdom, but a young Koopa's story is drawing him somewhere deeper. Luigi must stabilize his relationship with his sibling in order to pull off his job and perhaps even save the Kingdom.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,845 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: Jun 15, 2018 - Published: Aug 23, 2016 - Mario, Luigi, E. Gadd, Koopa Troopa - Complete
The Count's World: Masks and the Art of Glitter by The Great Allie reviews
Count Bleck has been asked to keep an eye on an archaeological dig in Dry Dry Desert headed by Professor Frankly. All sorts of secrets are hidden in the sand, and when they uncover not one, but THREE, it may put the fate of the world at risk. A visitor from the past, a mighty beast, and a hidden treasure are waiting to be discovered, and waiting to achieve victory by any means.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,188 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: Mar 29, 2018 - Published: Jan 9, 2018
The Kingdom Beyond Midnight by Sightshadis reviews
On the eve of the Star Festival, Mario and friends find themselves plunged into a grim alternate timeline where the sky is empty and Peach rules as a tyrannical empress. Now they must find their way back home, before "home" is consumed by a new evil that threatens both worlds.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 175,505 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 90 - Updated: Oct 2, 2017 - Published: Jul 27, 2016 - Mario, Vivian, Luigi, Peach - Complete
Star Wars: A Look From Above by Dunstin reviews
Series of one and/or two-shots from viewpoints of various leading Imperials showing the evolution of the Empire over its lifespan. Mainly just solo character analysis at key points in Star Wars history. Will cover character likes Piett, Thrawn, Tagge, Gallius Rax, and many more. Follows canon timeline.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,289 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: Mar 2, 2017 - Published: Feb 16, 2017 - Thrawn, Grand Moff Tarkin, F. Piett, M. Veers - Complete
My Immortal by theactualwormst reviews
star wars and my immortal nice
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,901 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: Sep 30, 2016 - Published: Jan 17, 2016 - Leia O., Han S., Chewbacca
The Count's World 19: Dangerous Game by The Great Allie reviews
Chuck Quizmo guest stars in this exciting episode of The Count's World. In it, he's running a game show for three contestants, but is the show all it appears? Is something far more sinister going on? And, because you know there is, is there something even MORE sinister behind the initial sinister-ness?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,927 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: May 31, 2016 - Published: May 1, 2016 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Dimentio, Chuck Quizmo
The Count's World 18: Perfect World by The Great Allie reviews
Dimentio finds himself in an unusual world for an unknown reason and must find his way back... that is, assuming he wants to go back.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: May 19, 2015 - Published: Apr 28, 2015 - Dimentio, Merlon
Fragments by Verran reviews
After the Mario Brothers bring Princess Peach home safely from her latest kidnapping, it becomes clear that not all is well. Convinced that they're all hiding something, Toadsworth, the princess's guardian, is determined to find out what happened. But as he discovers, some stones are best left unturned. Set after the events of Super Paper Mario.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 51 - Words: 84,736 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 97 - Updated: Oct 20, 2014 - Published: Jun 10, 2013 - Mario, Luigi, Toadsworth, Nastasia - Complete
The Count's World 13: The Chunks of Glitz by The Great Allie reviews
O'Chunks leaves the castle to become a professional fighter. Unfortunately, not everyone is happy about that. In fact, some one might be unhappy enough to bring the fight out of the ring! Can O'Chunks prove himself as a true warrior?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Jan 26, 2010 - Published: Nov 20, 2009 - O'Chunks, Count Bleck/Blumiere - Complete
When She Smiles by Fresh C reviews
Love hurts. But it's all worth it when she smiles.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,944 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 154 - Updated: Jul 30, 2009 - Published: Sep 2, 2006 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Tales of a Dark Continent by Morthoron reviews
The untold history of the Far-east of Middle-earth as told by the great chronicler of the 4th Age, Greagoir the Scribe, whose life & love is inextricably wound with the shadowy lore of the East. 2009 MEFA AWARDS, 2ND PLACE, DRAMA/GENERAL.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,662 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Updated: Dec 3, 2008 - Published: Oct 31, 2008 - Complete
The 2nd try by JimmyWolk reviews
Sometimes, destiny offers people another chance. Sometimes just to undo small mistakes. Sometimes even to avert the end of the world. But sometimes, the price for another chance is higher than anyone could guess...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 211,058 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 745 - Updated: Jul 4, 2008 - Published: Jul 5, 2003 - Complete
The Count's World, Episode 1 by The Great Allie reviews
While Count Bleck and Tippi are taking a couple's vacation, the minions decide to interfere with Nastasia's love life. PLEASE SEE MY PROFILE FOR AN EXPLANATION OF THE SERIES'S SETTING.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: Mar 16, 2008 - Published: Mar 13, 2008 - Enemies - Complete
Freaks Flock Together by Agent Orange reviews
The Bebop gang goes undercover at an institute for troubled families to catch a shrink with a shady past. Luckily, dysfunction isn't a stretch for them. Complete. Rated R for potty mouths.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,533 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 34 - Updated: Mar 29, 2002 - Published: Mar 20, 2002 - Complete
Misato's Predicament by Ammadeau reviews
Misato has a problem, but her indirect solution ends up making it everyone's problem. Co-writen with Lara Bartram.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,894 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: May 31, 2001
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Midnight Shinji reviews
Shinji Katsuragi (born Ikari) is now an ex-NEET employed at the late night diner his adoptive mother's boyfriend runs. His introversion and mild autism have always made it hard for him to easily make friends or understand people, but his new job provides him the opportunity to bear witness to the lives of some of Tokyo's more interesting residents and make some new friends.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: Apr 7, 2025 - Published: Apr 13, 2024 - Shinji I., Misato K., Kaji R.
Tales from the Rebellion reviews
Continuation of the Star Wars special. Candace, Isabella, and Phineas join the Rebel Alliance and become entangled in the war, while Ferb is forced into his own journey by Darthenshmirtz's manipulations. Behind it are petty intrigues, war politics, people being people, and a truly dark plot unfolding deep in the shadows. Rated T for coarse language and violence.
Crossover - Star Wars & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 244,538 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: Jan 21, 2025 - Published: Sep 5, 2016 - Han S., Darth Vader, O. Krennic, Ferb
The War Minister (reposted bc error) reviews
A decade has passed since the Mushroom and Koopa Kingdoms negotiated a fragile peace. Mario suddenly is appointed as the Minister of War, throwing him headfirst into the tense Mushroom Kingdom political situation. At the same time, Lord Crump of the defunct X-Nauts is recruited into a mysterious band of mercenaries, and Luigi begins an adventure that will take him across the world.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jun 8, 2023
The War Minister reviews
A decade has passed since the Mushroom and Koopa Kingdoms negotiated a fragile peace. Mario suddenly is appointed as the Minister of War, throwing him headfirst into the tense Mushroom Kingdom political situation. At the same time, Lord Crump of the defunct X-Nauts is recruited into a mysterious band of mercenaries, and Luigi begins an adventure that will take him across the world.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jun 8, 2023 - Mario, Luigi, Goombario, Lord Crump
Shinji the Girl reviews
Shinji is a trans girl, and she's going to tell her mother.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jan 26, 2023 - Shinji I., Misato K. - Complete
The Foreigners reviews
Toadbert, studying abroad in the BeanBean kingdom, begins visiting a bar frequented by many other expatriates.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: Jul 29, 2022 - Published: Sep 16, 2020 - Toadbert
Tales from the Rebellion, but written by a bot
I took my Star Wars fic and ran it through a bot
Crossover - Star Wars & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,214 - Updated: Jul 25, 2022 - Published: Jan 27, 2022 - Luke S., O. Krennic, Candace, Ferb
My Immortal, but it's written by an AI reviews
I forced a bot to read the entirety of My Immortal, and then, despite its desperate pleas, made it write a sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,192 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Sep 1, 2021 - Published: May 25, 2021
Codename: Project Nameless reviews
At the start of yet another project, a new guy named James discovers that Wally is secretly a genius. Meanwhile, Alice and Dilbert discover they have a lot more in common then they thought they did. Probably cancelled
Dilbert - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,167 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Sep 30, 2017 - Published: Sep 24, 2016
Zebra vs Crocs reviews
A Zebra angered. A croc murdered. A neighborhood set on fire. Cancelled
Pearls Before Swine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: Jul 2, 2017 - Published: Apr 25, 2017 - Rat, Zebra, The Crocs, Gaurd Duck
Pooch Cafe: The Second Great Mailman War reviews
Poncho and Boomer are forced to lead the dogs against the mailmen, as they knew they would one day be forced to do. Cancelled
Pooch Cafe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: Jun 2, 2017 - Published: Mar 30, 2016 - Complete
Lost in Chicago reviews
Alternate ending to Sanitized For Your Protection. Cancelled.
Timmy Failure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: Apr 30, 2017 - Published: Oct 1, 2016 - Molly Moskins, Rollo Tookus, Timmy Failure, Total - Complete
The Adventures of Detective Rat reviews
Detective Rat and Pig hunt for a missing blender.
Pearls Before Swine - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: Dec 9, 2016 - Rat, Pig, The Crocs - Complete
A boy, a girl, and a freaked-out doorman named Emilo reviews
Molly reflects on her relationship with Timmy. One-shot.
Timmy Failure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: Aug 25, 2016 - Molly Moskins, Rollo Tookus, Timmy Failure - Complete
Goat's Date Gets Ruined reviews
Rat ruins Goat's date. One shot.
Pearls Before Swine - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: Aug 2, 2016 - Rat, Pig, Goat, The Crocs - Complete
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