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I can genuinely feel the smell of dick in my room, I fear rapeson is in my closet, I'm scared.
Pls soycucks help me.
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My younger brothers are complete retards one is 14 and larping as a jihadi and owns Taliban merch and the other is 9 and is saying he's a "non binary therian protogen" I've tried to get both off the internet but my nigger parents got mad at me for "overstepping their authority" I fucking hate my family so much. Like these niggers deadass saw me trying to stop my brothers from getting groomed and instead of congratulating me or even helping me they say bullshit like "just because you're 18 that doesn't mean you can just overstep our parental authority" like you are raising two future school shooters you retarded nigger faggots.
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>total jeet death
Keep crying white sissies. All your women crave us. award
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IAS IAS IAS IAS IAS IAS

IAS btw
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>https://soybooru.com/post/view/178413
>JUST SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN ALREADY
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https://soybooru.com/post/view/178413
JUST SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN ALREADY
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>mustard approving ‘p on the booru
>the mods are defending it
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I was right. fuggen jerdee
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Bait test 2
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>sexualizing babyjak is now allowed
>loli is allowed on the ru
>niggstard keeps defending these posts
WE'RE DA FUGGEN JERDEE WE'RE DA FUGGEN JERDEE WE'RE DA FUGGEN JERDEE WE'RE DA FUGGEN JERDEE WE'RE DA FUGGEN JERDEE WE'RE DA FUGGEN JERDEE WE'RE DA FUGGEN JERDEE WE'RE DA FUGGEN JERDEE WE'RE DA FUGGEN JERDEE WE'RE DA FUGGEN JERDEE WE'RE DA FUGGEN JERDEE WE'RE DA FUGGEN JERDEE WE'RE DA FUGGEN JERDEE WE'RE DA FUGGEN JERDEE
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According to my researches, this image would bait a lot of 'teens, is this true ?

Excuse my inexperience, I am currently training to become a better baiter.
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does anybody have a chudjak like this?

i remember seeing one like this but i can't find it
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RTL (Rate the Log) 11/3/2026


stop
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophie_Rain
>the biggest star on onlyfans is a devout christian
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ITT: we play a 2019 io game called drednot io (dredark or deep space airship (nobaldi calls that))

Marge?
A free multiplayer ship construction and combat game. Build a flying battleship with your friends and conquer the skies!

Snca, snca, SUPERSAGE!
seethe seethe tranny, if you don't care, ignore it

Remember, you need to kill 30 bots (the flying circles or objects, whatever you wanna call it) or wait certain amount of time to chat. Also read the ship's MOTD
Controls:
WASD: even long-dead websitecucks know that
Space: Jump
Shift drag item: split item
Q: drop
Right click: more usage on the object

Invite:
https://drednot.io/invite/PODU7iqxvsmIeGBJy78qr2o-
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>posted it again award
Hello shardee, I lost contact with a dear friend of mine that uses or used this website. He plays primehack, that should be obscure enough to identify him.
Chances are low but not zero
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what subvariant do you dislike despite liking the original?
<snca space
massmeowjak, massjak is gemmy but I associate this one with annoying booruniggers obsessed with whatever "pooners" are and whatnot
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Total XX death

If it means total human death so be it
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nu stonetoss
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Poop General TW: very stinky

ITT… POOP HAHA!
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>'p and loli are 'arty culture, newGOD.
>…Just not the 'arty you expected.
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Only a matter of time before someone self inserts as htsm and it becoming the board mascot like cobson, neutralplier or chud
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giga
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/ttd/

TTD THREAD, POST TROONS AND THEIR SEETHERALDS
>acks
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I typed in soyjak.party and got excited because I thought it shut down, then I remembered the actual website is soyjak.st
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STOP RESPONDING TO BAIT AND RESPOND TO OTHER FUCKING THREADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>KILLING IN THE NAME OF
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Just booted' up 'arty', gotta thank Quote
I don't know, but today log seems kinda odd
No nas' on the the soy, no bait
And 'teen make the thread with a nice jokes!
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Just Shut It Down?


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TOTAL JEET DEATH

this jeet threatened my nigga lord miles on xitter and miles posted xis phono. perfect material for 'oxing, 'aping and 'illing the jeet btw

datamine xim, spam call xim and order qurans

<literally heckin pointless snca xitter drama

so what? hes an indian leech in canada threatening aryan beasts, he deserves it
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Today I deleted everything about a certain band because they had anti-christian stance in one song, how could you tell?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRiBgVqV0wQ
>super giga world is real
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>though most likely nothing will *change
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Which one is the most goonable character?


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i have only been here 5 months how did the sharty already go into 'erhell in realtime
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It's based and shartypilled
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the sharty is at its lowest ever, and it's not even up for debate
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Would anyone be willing to sell their copy of super giga bros
>Giga bro meme
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Share your best Cobson Edits
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Marry Fuck Kill
quote mustard limeade
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hey NuFrogs how do (((you))) feel about this image?
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do (you) have a BWP?
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Nusois don't replay to bait anymore, I'm sad and lonely.
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>loona
<mymy
^pomni
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Do you think this article should be deleted, kept or revamped?

https://soyjakwiki.org/Zellig_Derangement_Syndrome
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neutralplier
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>Using the sharty in 2026
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>hiding every single thread just to stare at an empty 'log the whole day
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Brimstone music you listen to unironically

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derpina dox thread

ITT we dox chink cosplayer @derpina for cosplaying Mymy and being a chink.
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should i make this into a full 'toss?
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Hello soyretards, I am a trans woman here to remind you something :

You're losing the war.

Western countries have legalized gay marriage, now transition, even paying for it. It's even spreading outside of the west.

Might as well accept it. Trans rights won. And some of you, I know it, will be happy about it, deep inside, because some of you guys are girls. And you know it.
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Is this true?
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test
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mustard spotted in Mumbai, india
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Is there anything you like about the nu 'ru?
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>AYO 67 67 67!!
<67
>its not funny anymore
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test
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fucking hate RobTop. RobTop is an embarrassment of a developer and anyone who defends THAT FUCKING RETARD should fucking die. The feature creep in 2.2 is fucking EMBARASSING. It's feature creep on the levels of fucking Star Citizen and Yandere Simulator. NEWSFLASH RETARD, YOU DON'T NEED TO FINISH EVERY SINGLE PROBABLE NEW FEATURE FOR THIS UPDATE UNDER THE FUCKING SUN. It has been OVER 6 FUCKING YEARS since 2.1. Even if you didn't add a bunch of useless features that you promised that no one is ever going to use, just fucking drop the update. If there's a feature that isn't ready yet, don't finish it. Don't put it in the next update. We can wait for 2.3, we've already waited over half a decade for 2.2 as it is. We all know those features will eventually come, Geometry Dash is supposed to be a game where new features are continuously and rapidly added in small doses, emphasis on the words supposed to. I would rather have a 2.2 that some of the planned features over being stuck on 2.1.1 with no new features at all.
I also hate the fact he's micromanaging EVERYTHING that goes on in the community. HE'S the one who does things like run the social media accounts and perform menial tasks such as rating levels, which has done nothing but create more issues. The RobTop YouTube account is dead, an absolute waste of the 11M+ subscribers that it has. However, my biggest issue with all of this is that while controlling large portions of the community activity might be a menial amount of work, it is eating into time that could be easily used to work on the game and work on the update that you're already many years behind on. The ability to rate levels could be easily handed over to Viprin and the other elder mods, and Viprin should be the one who is running the RobTop social media accounts. Most of the videos on Viprin's channel, such as the level showcases and contest announcements could easily be moved over to RobTop's channel. Hell, RobTop used to feature levels himself he thought he were cool on his YouTube in the early days of the game. Why don't you tell Viprin to go find some cool levels, record them and upload them to the RobTop channel?
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Cobblestone doxxed
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guys what do i do? i tried to show my friend the sharty and he got upset at the AI slop even though i told him it was ironic and we dont actually like that stuff here :( im really high so im just gonna slap whatever on for the picrel from my folder
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>Unironically purchasing a copy of BLACK FUTURE and reading it in public
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hey guys, what do you think about my soytan fanart? i think she's cute
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>So basically there is this called 'CORD ok?
>(draws big circle with "'CORD" inside)
>And he wants to destroy the SHARTY
>(draws circle with "SHARTY" inside and then draws a big square around it)
>But there's this special cobson called DNB
>(caps marker and uncaps blue marker to draw circle with "DNB" inside)
>It's too gemmy for the 'cord to ruin, okay? So for the last 5 years, the 'cord
>(taps marker against "'CORD" circle)
>has been fighting a brutal war against DNB
>(taps marker against "DNB" circle and draws a line to "'CORD" circle)
>Okay?
>Any questions?
>(room is silent for the next 10 seconds)
>Alright
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New ‘spend
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Soyjak.trans rights
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New 'toss
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My fetish is filling my BWC with shit and then fucking a tranny and then unloading all the rotten shit from my BWC into the trannies axewound!
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>pajeets get to poop in the middle of the street
I wish I was that free..
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How do you pronounce 'cado?
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We should not shut sharty down, because it's already shut down. soyjak.st is splinter of a real soyjak.party
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rate my house
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WHY IS /SOY/ FILLED WITH BRIMESTONE NIGGERS POSTING ABSOLUTE GARBAGE BAIT
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Would you help her for $50,000?
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>nusoyim
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this message was brought to you by the Kosovo is whiter than Serbia foundation
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If I secretly plant testosterone in a foid's food without her knowing will it increase her sex drive?
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>OH MY DARWIN
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Poop General TW: very stinky

ITT… POOP HAHA!
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Every possible color and glow combination on the ‘log

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(((text)))
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whenever i have a headache i unironically listen to 'q or other high pitched shit and it helps
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I'm drawn to coal, I've always been a coal spammer. But I'm not drawn to the usual forms of coal that exist on the 'ru or on the splinters so with me that vantablak spine has to subsist in everything prevents me from going in a gemmy direction. Because a gemmy log is a bore, there's nothing more boring than a good log and there's nothing more aesthetically sterile.
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What replie limit every board have?
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test

test
test
(((test)))
test
test
sprokejak
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>DUUUDE YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT THIS EPIC NEW POKEMON ROMHACK! IT’S POKEMON EMERALD… BUT GET THIS… IT’S DESIGNED FOR PRO NUZLOCKERS AND EVERY SINGLE POKEMAN IS IN THE GAME! AND HOLD ON BRO IT GETS BETTER… THE FIRST GYM IS LEVEL 40! AND HOLD ON, YOU’RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS… REMEMBER LEDIAN? THEY TURNED IT INTO A MINMAXED BUG/FIGHTING SWEEPER WITH ADAPTABILITY THAT COMPLETELY OUTCLASSES HERACROSS!
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>when the bvll lets you eat his scat
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Sharty morality test

If 10 different people bump this thread ill 'ox my friend (whos not a tranny or a foid) for no reason. you guys have morals right?
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NUSOIS
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This is what a pvre Evropean male looks like, and it's beautiful.
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>yeeeeeeeyup dat skibideh toiluht be funkin aairrryunn kulchuh n sheeeit
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notes thread
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Hi all. Did electricity done economy of natural sources? Is interesting able functionalities without natural sources?
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poop

pooopy poop thread pooooop haha pooop
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Ban bait
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Thoughts?
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O algo
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saw someone with this shirt on
dude was lowk built like Eddie Hall
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>mfw throw milk at neighbor lady
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>bait that all of the fishes in the sea fell for
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I dont have anymore space on my wall for my chrono trigger poster should i get rid of my steins gate one?
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Why did God give blak men BBCs and whyte bois got twp?
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Is incelcore a gem?
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>When a school shooter enters your school but he strictly guns down crackers and he's black so it makes your twp kinda hard so you start gooning and then get shot by the black guy while you're gooning so you double goon realizing your inferior cracker ass is dying to a superior black man
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How do I make ai videos please teach me
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>first strike
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>dox this nobaldi for intruding on my sekrit club that everyone knows about and DARING to do something that isn't goon to teenagers

Are zelligniggers on here basically what Touhou fans where on 4cuck?
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DNB on the ‘log
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ALL FOIDS ARE PEDOPHILES!!!!!!!!!
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uh
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Why is it that trannies like monster energy drinks so much? I mean of course most monster drinkers are normal but it seems like nearly all trannies love that shit.
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ITT we post fat women and fat adjacent content
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>Killing a bunch of niggers after taking too much adderall
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I AM THE long-dead websiteCUCK!
I AM THE long-dead websiteCUCK!
I AM A FAT UGLY SHITSKIN FROM LESOTHO! I EAT SHIT AND PLAY OMORI AND TOUHOU AND WATCH ONGEZELLIG!
I LOOK LIKE THIS!
<preddit space
For context, I lost a bet to one of my friends so I have to post this on here. I am not actually the long-dead websitecuck and don't actually look like this and this is a lie.
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Hi! Are femcels allowed on this site? Dont laugh, but im from tiktok.
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my room smells like cigarettes and chocolate bars
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Pee and wiggers ressurecting
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>LAWD
>AND
>KANG
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans_woman
>A trans woman or transgender woman is a woman
Marge? Isn’t wikipedia supposed to be neutral? Shouldn’t it just say "identifies as a woman"? It is not an undeniable fact that trannies are women.
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>PC gamers lost because it don't have muh latest AAA-slop that nobody likes except retarded niggers like me
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Should I watch Ongezellig because it is soysphere meme culture o should I not watch it because it is pedo brimstone?
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Average shartyfail:

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actual hunky above me, kill yourself faggot
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Shit and knee gore
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dog toe on the ‘log
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im a gurl
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yummy filthy shit haha
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grimstonerald from 4cuck janny with perms leaked dis
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hungry hunky on the ‘log
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poop and niggers dying, niggers living, aryans dying, aryans living, i dont care just poop poop poop
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im a femboy
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Do you think he was a pedophile and had a crush on the 12 year old or was he heckin' wholesome?
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>Let me show you my rooting reflex… foid…
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Nu toss
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>miss you dada
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>WHY IS /SOY/ FILLED WITH BRIMESTONE NIGGERS POSTING ABSOLUTE GARBAGE BAIT
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Mustard IRL
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I saw this toss and it made me leak
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ITT we make 'tosses from the blobfish comic
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slippery gooey poop mmm yes
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Who done this before

Who read “The Kybalion” and came to conclusions that we live in chaotic world
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ITT we post aryanime girls (no brimstone doe) day 2
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Transgender_Wikipedians
itt we check wikipedia tranny userpages (filled with funny userboxes)
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my art teacher pissed me off so i drew this

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WHAT KIND OF MUSIC WOULD TROONELLA LISTEN TO??
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we should call troons just delusional faggots
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You are poopng too fast. Please wait a while before making another dump.
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poop haha
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nigger poop conundrum
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>here's my new boyfriend dad, what do you think??
Your response?
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How did eazy-e get aids
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Share stuff you guys saw irl that’ll seem like things giga would do
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i finally fucking got the third fly
there was a fourth too. i drowned them both in surface cleaner
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Why does Jimbo, who's an obese, erotic roleplaying, blak retard, and Warrior-Z, a copypasta spamming muslim soycord owner have so much power?
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CMV:blak men are an extremely priveleged group and i wish i was blak.

as a short pasty white man , blak men are extremely priveleged group of society, i'm not denying racism or the past suffering blak people had to endure, and a lot of the blak population still suffer racism, poverty and much more, which we as a society need to address, and i sympathize, but in today's society the average young blak man is a rockstar

blak dudes are extremely effective and sought of on sports of any sort, and are overall extremely athletic, tall and naturally strong, all my white friends had michael jordans poster on their room, not a single larry bird

blak dudes are very popular with women of all races, especially white women, that idea that blak guys are good and bed and are well "endowed" really pays off and its hard to see single somewhat decent blak dude for long, when i'm hearing my female cousings talking, they always are talking about some attractive blak dude they're dating, when they talk about a white boyfriend is always "oh he is cute and nice" but he is never the hot exciting one.

blak culture is the coolest thing ever, Rap and Hip Hop are the main stay of pop culture right now, every movie or game trailer is a rap song, young rappers score millions, the way blak people dress are always the main focus of fashion and pop culture, and even among the snobby intelectuals you have things like jazz and blues.

when i wear my lakers jersey and blast hip hop on my car people say i look like a dork and lame, but when my blak friends do it they're hip and cool.

and i say blak men because i know that blak women have somewhat more difficulty finding a relationship, since the beauty standard is the small, delicate looking caucasian/asian type girls

i sincerely wish i was a 6ft tall blak dude, and i'm tired to hear that i'm somewhat priveleged for being white, being white sucks, i wish i was blak.
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Doctors!
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For some reason popular culture is downstream from the hood and imageboards (two very different places which are essentially the outskirts of society).
For example rap music, twerking, etc are now popular and come from hood niggas. The word snowbunny is also now mainstream with some girls even identifying with the term when it was originally obscure.
Most popular memes originate on 4cuck and even the language such as "gooning" or "[x]-maxxing" were only used by incels originally but are now used in causal conversation by normalGODs. And of course we've all seen the effects even the 'party has had on other sites.
Another thing quite popular among imageboard degenerates is the bbc fetish and the whole "queen of spades" thing. Right now you'll only see boomer cuck's wives or porn actresses who want simps' money using any kind of QOS imagery, but it makes one wonder if a few years from now it will become more popular among normie foids.
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Can we brutally rape the nigger that spams about poop and feces?
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Tank Fish Dox

Hello, I would like to bring you attention to a hentai artist who would expose hentai
to his audience of children. He would link the hentai through "Nuke codes", a series of 6 digit codes that reference the Hentai link. (For example: nhentai.net/g/######)

He would draw absolute fucking brimstone and advertise it on Xitter. Such as hentai tentacle porn of his character but tranny.

He currently is doing well on YouTube and is making Roblox content. Very brimmy outcome.

This is not a Roblox thread or raid, any discussions of Roblox will be prosecuted under rule 13

Social links
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH6sNLmH-rsATLffdpGYscQ
https://reddit.com/r/TankFishYT
https://makeship.com/products/dumb-f
https://www.twitch.tv/realdankfish

Archives
https://archive.is/https://twitter.com/TankFishYT/* (16 results)
https://web.archive.org/web/*/Twitter.com/TankFishYT/* (1,123 results)

All that's needed is the dox, 'Ps can be delivered once that's done.
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European here

Why do americans hate mexicans so much? They seem a lot cooler than the arabs and turks here. Can we trade them with you guys
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>in Warsaw..heh…in warsaw i saw war that raged on for months. When we picked over the remains, there were enough exposed entrails that could pull a loose ship back to the docks.
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>get.off.me
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GEEEEEG this tranny satancuck appeared on my goytube feed, lots of gegs and brimstone to be found
>
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THE FARTY JUST STOLE TAMA

IT'S OVER, SHUT IT DOWN
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i fuck niggers and kill them with my poop ask me questions
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>PS5 will win. PC master race will fall
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'zellig every day until you like it

Sneed
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$200 a barrel oil incoming I would say within the next 5 days after the G7 meeting that's my prediction and only a prediction I'm not an analyst or jew
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this is my frist post and i like this wholesome wojack
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autism ‘toss
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toss
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I know /r/ exists but it's a dnb so can some drawgod make these people having a jean party/name of the long dead website looks like long dead website cucks
>Image
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sudanese singularity so light-obliterating paradoxjak would call it satanic
congolese antimatter so vantablak falsejak would call it monstrous
nigerian brimstone so blak untruejak would call it savage
nigger coal so dark nojak would call it subhuman
mexican rust so shaded improbablejak would call it below average
mestitzo carbon so gray maybejak would call it human
amerimutt ruby so light likelyjak would call it talented
aryan gem so white yesjak would call it superhuman
nordic gemerald so vantawhite indeedjak would call it legendary
agarthan tanzanite so bright certainlyjak would call it otherworldly
hyperborean supernova so heavenly truthjak would call it divine
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He's real
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>this 'log
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>(You)
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>still posting soyjaks in 2026
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>FAAAAACK UUUU BOBBBRRRRRR
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>my gooncave will continue to function as my gooncave
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>bomb iran for stealing our cheese burgers or something
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>Being White trash
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Just remembered that back when i was in school some girl in the hallway looked at me like she's interested in me but i walked away ignoring her and my walking style that moment looked kind of rude
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The act of converting a nigger into poop

I really fucking hate niggers I cannot even describe how much I hate them I want to boil niggers alive in pots of boiling hot poop I fucking hate them I want to skin them alive using my BWC and pour salt onto their exposed flesh and let insects eat them alive I want to throw them into a volcano and make them drown in a toilet filled with poop I want to convert niggers into poop
R: 8 / I: 0
We need a sharty equivalent version of lmao
R: 3 / I: 0
It is said that there is 7 gates to niggerhell, currently two have been found.

One is known to reside inside of the Lesotho Parliament Building.

The second is said to be a special totem held at the Misha Multifandom Store which activated teleports the holder.
R: 7 / I: 1
I seriously think we should give all animals that have contributed to our superiority in this planet humanoid bodies and sentience, they deserve the power we have, to think and to solve, to plan ahead, to live meaningful lives out of their instincts printed on their genes, to have a civilization.
thousands of years with us, being our allies in nature, helping us succeed in our conquest of this planet.
they deserve to be on our level, not pets anymore, not machines of meat and bone of our use, but brothers that shall help us in our future invasion of this fucking galaxy.
R: 34 / I: 7
this gem BTFOs nusoicucks
R: 3 / I: 1
>Dark humor fans genuinely tweaking when you joke about charlie kirk or christians instead of making racist, homophobic, transphobic and antisemitic jokes about minorities or women.
<nigger
>*unimaginable seethe i couldn't be bothered to type out*
R: 12 / I: 4

SHIT EATING DOGNIGGER DOX MEOW

CATOOOOOOOOES

i just found this dogfag at the park and he was literally eating his own shit

dox MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

NAME : ROCKET
AGE : 5 YEARS OLD
BREED : GOLDEN RETRIEVER
R: 4 / I: 0
I was playing Fortnite. And I heard a cacas mother yelling at him
>Aapeli! You get to bed and and do your homework immediately!
>yeah yeah, I can't now. That Fortnite cash cup is starting soon. Get out of my room
R: 2 / I: 1
Jewgle braps thread again
R: 0 / I: 0
KIKES WHATS THIS I THOUGHT WE WUZ CHOSEN N SHIEEEET KEEEEEEEEEEEK
R: 7 / I: 3
azunyan!!!
R: 0 / I: 0
>Nigger
R: 12 / I: 2

1 millionth metawining thread

>soyjak.st 2026
>baby colorjak porn
>zellig pedophilic "falseflag"
>braxitterniggers absolutely fucking everywhere
>constant pph struggle on mcdonald hours and even worse on euro hours
>soybooru.com 2026
>race""""bait""""
>soytan and fpe """"bait""""
>90% of the site is now just a blogposting discord
>allows various braxitter immigrants
Quote doesnt moderate, Mustard said he didnt care.
R: 196 / I: 29
If this thread gets 500 replies I will write an 80-100 page novel about poop and niggers dying
R: 4 / I: 2

Dog soys never learn

Dog cacas acting like a superior race
R: 0 / I: 0
>I shit myself again
R: 2 / I: 0
Would you be okay with it if you found out your girl was reading freak books about femboys getting butt blasted by Tyrone or whatever?
R: 3 / I: 0
Should we revive the Pinterest recruitment operation
R: 4 / I: 1
How do I stop doubting that I am trans?
I'm literally on hrt, I have nightmares about detransitioning, I'm constantly dysphoric, and yet I still keep doubting myself and wondering whether I'm actually trans and not just a self hating man.
I really don't want to be just a self hating man. I want my transition to come from a place of self-love, but I struggle to feel like it does
R: 0 / I: 0
(Sips Soylent furiously, points at screen with trembling finger)
WOWEE! YOU'RE ASKING ME TO BE YOUR FRIEND?! BASED!
I've already dporncted you as the happy Chad and myself as the soyjak, so that makes us best friends forever! We can talk about how wholesome 100 things are and look at new 'jaks on the sharty!
It's over… I'm so glad we are friends!
R: 10 / I: 2
ITT we moralGOD or something
R: 0 / I: 0
New 'old toss
R: 0 / I: 0
>using arrows
R: 4 / I: 2
>heck you
R: 0 / I: 0
>this is who owns all the BBC accounts on xitter
R: 5 / I: 2

toss

kikes really be out there selling jak rocks for $48
R: 1 / I: 1
>getting EPI'd by the nurse at your retirement home
R: 3 / I: 0
DNB thread
R: 24 / I: 7
why do downloaded 'ru pictures not have any tags anymore
R: 18 / I: 5
have (You) taken the blakpill yet?
R: 8 / I: 0
Jimbo if you bleached his skin
R: 5 / I: 1
I finally had my first periods. My neo-vagina started bleed while in the metro! I'm finally a real woman! But my damn transphobic father who is a doctor Dr Soyberg yaps that "son your axe wound is leaking blood. You should see a doctor" he even had the fucking audacity to deadname me. I'm not William dad! I'm Alysha now! I'm here and I'm queer! or something
R: 6 / I: 0
Soylent wojaks are a dead meme at this point.
R: 10 / I: 2
IAS?
R: 6 / I: 3
>listening to "I fucking love science" and "Game Over" unironically
R: 6 / I: 0

Don't spam the wrong coal on the log

So one day I was spamming coal on the log as typical, and then a message popped up on my screen, it said something like "Quote is going to ban you in 1 hour." So I had to go stop him, only thing is I don't have british citizenship. So I began driving from Berlin and I passed through turkey and accidently crashed into Kuz, he wrapped around the car and died, however as he fell to the ground, a picture of tomo from azumanga daioh flew out of his pocket and into my car, it had the foulest smell and was covered in numerous different unidentifiable substances. Eventually I arrived at France, and a midget crawls out from under my car, it's Doll and somehow he survived being dragged all the way to France. So I immediately kurb stomped Doll as to not get banned.
>reddit
For the more astute of you, you can definitely see a problem. The English Channel is incredibly difficult to pass through illegally, and there's water blocking my way. All of a sudden, Cobson and Moonman flew into my car and gave me some sort of fuel, it had "DNB" as the label, and I was told it stood for "Da Nitro Boost", so I put it into my car and drived off of a ramp, I then crash landed in London. My car was fine however and I drove north until I reached Birmingham and I entered Quote's house. Right before he could press the button, I tackled him to the floor, and he collided with a shelf, and his zellig 'p collection flew everywhere, I had to cover my eyes from how brimmy it was. I destroyed his computer and began driving away, but he was riding on a rocket with Cyberking and chased me down, I managed to just barely evade them and I watched as they crashed into and exploded an abortion clinic.
>reddit
Allow my story to be a warning for everyone NOT to spam the wrong coal on the log. Do not make the same mistake I did.
R: 2 / I: 0
MY BOORU MY GEMS THEYVE BEEN TAKEN FROM ME
BY A SNAKE
IN THE GARDEN
<snot inhale
R: 3 / I: 0
Let's gem up Polygon Troonuts comminuty
https://youtube.com/@polygondonut/community?si=cpwkijDoX5ttSJz3
R: 5 / I: 1

Result for the poll who most hated

Results are in the troons are most hated
R: 17 / I: 13
ITT we share our fuggen sherdee folders
R: 0 / I: 0
Men are niggers and women are jews
R: 40 / I: 12
>the foids…
>never show them you are a weak father or they will leave you
<shut up chud women aren't simple animals, they are more complex than that
^how being comfortable around my gf caused her to get the ick
<omg so true! I must note down those icks
R: 3 / I: 0

Mustard spotted IRL

R: 471 / I: 195

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 28 / I: 14
Make him giga
R: 2 / I: 1
Can somehunky post the video of a fat brown mexibeast trying to start a scooter.
>arrowe
R: 10 / I: 4
AI won btw
R: 1 / I: 0
IAG
R: 13 / I: 3

What type of underwear you prefer


R: 30 / I: 3
I spent all morning watching and learning about 2b2t. Do any of you nusois have any stories or interesting things to say about mine craft anarchy server. I find this topic very interesting
R: 0 / I: 0
>Error
>An error has occured.
>Your IP address currently does not meet the requirements to vote on polls.
R: 5 / I: 3
>getting banned from a discord for trolling and rejoining it with an alt to troll again
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
>god is evil because he gave adam a woman (ew bleedy, stinky and stupid) instead of a cool bro
R: 16 / I: 6
What do we know about the Cult of Nobeıdore? im trans btw
R: 35 / I: 0
I just ate a sandwich with 6 slices of ham
R: 4 / I: 0
I'm starting to notice the "rape mymy with indians" poster and the obsessed anti-christian poster always get going at about the same time.
R: 15 / I: 2
ITT We bully anyone who wears this
R: 0 / I: 0
>OH MY HECKIN FAUCI YOU CAN PAY 40 DOLLARS TO MAKE MIKU DO THE GRIDDY IN FORTNITE THAT'S SO FREAKING AWESOME
R: 44 / I: 8
hi soyjak party
R: 3 / I: 2
being a foodie is when you don't suck the cock of jacksepticeye's dead father
R: 0 / I: 0
muh sentient geeeeeg geg geg
R: 32 / I: 11
how do i rewire my brain to never goon and be normal i developed retarded fetishes because of porn
R: 0 / I: 0
>posting total white death while having mexican flags in my name so i get affirmed that i am white
R: 9 / I: 1
The Jews aren’t behind everything nusois
R: 8 / I: 2
when this thread gets 300 reppeys i will dox myself
R: 2 / I: 1
>going on reddit looksmaxxing to buy chinese peptides on discord with crypto and injecting it in your body
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 7 / I: 3
today i have now obtained over 100 hunky gifs
R: 0 / I: 0
Does anylopho have the image of the reddir cucks being mindbrokem by ai giga?
R: 254 / I: 109
ITS OVER EVERYPHONO
R: 5 / I: 1
>obsessed soicuckz took my glasses. I’m fed up with all this harassment, leave monaco alone
R: 515 / I: 106

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 369 / I: 263
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 529 / I: 109
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 595 / I: 128

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 459 / I: 79

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 538 / I: 253

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 167 / I: 77
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 137 / I: 40

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 68 / I: 11

Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 115 / I: 21

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 404 / I: 68

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

Style: