Iranian government officials: "We are literally going to bomb, mine, and attack the Persian Gulf until specifically your entire portfolio is wiped out and specifically all your bills triple"
The market (retarded): "This'll all be wrapped up by next week, we kicked their ass!!"
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Marko Jukic
@mmjukic
This guy seems very confident that there will be a massive economic crisis caused by the closure of the Strait of Hormuz by Iran. Good thing he's not the Foreign Minister of Iran or anything like that. x.com/araghchi/statu…