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First to roll nojak decides what i text my mother
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This isn't bait.

I want to stop hating everything and everyone. I want to stop being a chuddy loser. I wanna stop making fun of a trans teenager's suicide, I want to stop saying racist and other vile shit all the time. I want to live a prosperous, happy life. I'm tired of this mindset, it has caused me nothing but isolation and misery. No green arrow, because I look like this and say this. I'm tired of the hatred consuming my soul because I've allowed it to. I want to change for the better, /soy/.
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/brim/

dump all your brimcoal niggerstone itt
>
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Poop thread

Since nas is allowed post Your Poop collection here
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ITT we post aryanime girls (no brimstone doe) 2
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>This actually aligns really well with my theory that all men are actually gay. Please bear with me. No man can actually love women without it being objectification. Don't believe me? Look at the porn industry, look at how men treat women, look at how much men admire their male peers and other male role models. (Think Napoleon, Random-philosophy dude of his choice, Hitler, Random-rapper dude of his choice, Male Historical figure A, Male Historical figure B, etc..). The "straightest" moids I've known (both online and IRL) have been obsessing over penis in some way or other, be it the penis of other men or their own. Men's insecurities and thoughts are solely limited to penis. The humor men post and the snow cock and balls you mentioned are all examples of that. When it comes to humor the first most logical thought to pop up in the male brain is male genitalia because it is the most satisfying and safe reminder of their own genitalia for them that they can cling to. Their homolust is first centered at themselves (narcissism) and then at other men (whore). Moids tend to evaluate their male friendships as much more emotionally fulfilling, it is something I have been seeing from the dawn of time. Even yesterday on 4shit I've seen moids complain that they can't have female friendships because to them women are just a piece of meat with no thoughts only there to fulfill their hypothesised idea of what heterosexual sex should be. They can only form an emotional connection with men. It is something that has moids themselves say over and over again. I've known moids tell me how men like to masturbate with each other in a friendly way, how they would help each other out while watching porn. That it is normal male behavior. All these men that told me that were straight-identifying. This solely solidifies my belief that there are no straight men and even if they have a girlfriend it is out of social expections and genetic-anxiety (all men still want to cum into something warm and slimy in the end). The TRUE heterosexual man that can actually form emotional connection with a woman is not the norm. He is abnormal and extremely rare. The norm is the gay-faux-hetero male archetype. You constantly see it in media, on the internet, in real life and even in your own boyfriend for the women that have one.
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itt we watch this keyed video
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What was the last thing you gooned to?
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>Me and my gender non-conforming partner were supposed to get a new bvll today. Xhe came home and what I saw shook me to my very core
>The bvll was white… Why would xhe do this to me? Xhe knows that I love seeing the contrast between the dark skin of a bbc and xer pale white legs.
>I INSTANTLY started screaming at xer and throwing all my adult diapers and babas at xer (I like to use them while I watch) and told that white devil mayo monkey to get out of my house.
>I'm crying and shaking thinking that my beautiful gender non-conforming partner could have been colonized by a white European oppressor freak like that. Is this grounds for divorce?
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Did one of you make this or do we have a new dox target o algo?
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Can we officially ban tranime?
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If this thread gets 500 replies I will write an 80-100 page novel about poop and niggers dying
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Some girl in my art class drew herself masturbating for an art projects. Straight up hand on flaps.
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NEVERSWIM IN THEKOLYMA RIVER
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ITT we make goonjaks

you know what to do
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>lemon oreo
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FuruFlami/Furami666 Dox thread

This nigga might be the single most degenerate popular-ish artist I've seen, he draws everything from baby's (alot of this shit) to bibisi bnwo to smegma, as well as drawing the most coal shit like deltatroon and boykisser. The amount of degens who follow him and comment on his rule34 posts are scary, can we please dox this nigger before his EPI niggerbrimstone spreads any more then it already has

xitter: https://x.com/furami666

usernames: furami666, furami, furu flami, furuflamix or fluruflami

whats known: xhe speaks spanish so is likely latinx (no suprise)

raid: https://soyjak.st/raid/index.html#266438
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The ville is back
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bumping this so it's not buried in bait, o algo asi
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I declare the bump wars
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um
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OHIO AHH

OHIO AHHHHHHH MOMENT SIGMA
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I had a dream where this banner was instead of being related to the world economic forum it was "This page has connections to Central Europe" and instead of Klaus Schwab it was Gunther Fehlinger.
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I've noticed femboys are becoming more mainstream. It used to be an obscure concept only known on imageboards and 'cord but now I know multiple normalfag foids who bring up femboys they follow on 'tok or whatever, and I see a few of them around at my uni campus and stuff
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hello there, my son spends a lot of time on this website and keeps referring to me as Enward. what does this mean?
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fact thread

post a fact itt
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Kek
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Who do (You) want to run the site
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>downloading 'tosses here by pressing your finger on your phone to bring up this menu in firefox mobile
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So get out of the slave ships build your own pyramids write your own hieroglyphs
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>mustard just approved babyjak blacked fat fetish post
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>whyyyyyyyyyy buy an expensive matcha cake
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Get mad at this again
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I wouldn't call myself """asexual""" but I have effectively no libido. Am I reading the room wrong or something? Why is everyone so horny? EPI in the big 26 bruuh isn't tuff
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ITT we post aryanime girls (no brimstone doe)
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Im niggerdrunk, which is like drunk but nigger
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Bitches will fuck each other with BBC strap-ons and call themselves lesbian
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>they're posting this on the booru forums
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What boards would you add if you ran the site
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Hey! I 'im a retard! I cant tie my shoes, i rely on you
to keep me alive, to get me through
Today i ate five crayons, bright red and blue
Then i spilled my juice on my homework too.
I shared my purple crayon with my friend who drools
Cause mama always said sharing is cool
We laughed as we scribbled all over the wall
Then tripped on our shoelaces and had a great fall.
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Does /soy/ like girls und panzer?
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>NIGGER MODE: FINAL FORM!!!!!
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foids just spend all day thinking about dick
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Is this true?
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I joined yesterday, am I considered an oldgod?
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can someone 'za nvke Yusuf "Yusuf7n" Abdullahi 818 Copper Mist Ct Grayson GA 30017 im too much of a slf to do it myself
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>NIGGER MODE FOEVAAAAAA
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why do braptinx women have such grating voices?
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Marge how do i make the perfect lasagna or something
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Nusoi don't know I'm a schitzo twink catboy geg
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>nu 'toss
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i once had a dream every soysphere admin had a personalized sippy cup
>is mine!!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬
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>Media pending anpooval, media pending anpooval
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>I FUCKING HATE SCATNIGGERS!!!
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OYYYY OMGSISA

SOMEONE POSTED A GIF OF THEM DROPPING THEIR PET INTO A DUMPSTER AND JANNIES ARE DOING NOTHING



>>15466764
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>raping pregnant nigger women with a baton made out of razor blades
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nusois, i have a question
whats your opinion on the 'ru rn and why?
in muh opinion i stopped using it cause how terrible it has become award
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>Clopplestone kiss me!
<O-Okay dollpony…
<Mwah
>Mwah
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bye
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GET
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is it bad that i really want a furry wife? asking for a friend
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RTL (Rate the Log) 10/3/2026


hey
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My thoughts as a former incel on foid attraction (you VILL read all dis)

Something I've observed with women is that there are basically 3 categories of ways they are attracted to men, which I will list. The line between the points two and three is blurry with a lot of overlap, but they are distinct things.

One: Attraction to Wealth and Stability
If a man has money, a nice job, and a house, he will get girls more easily. This isn't exactly regular emotional attraction like the other categories, but more a logical calculation on the part of the female. She will choose a man in part based on his material situation. Thoughever it's not just his money but his personality also plays a role here too. If a guy seems level-headed, calm, non-dangerous, then he makes for a better potential long-term partner.

Notice how I say long-term, that's important. This category mostly only matters for her consideration of marrying a man and is not something she'd care about as much for a short-term relationship or hookup, again because it's not something based on emotion. With that said there is a SMALL emotional/primal aspect to this form of attraction. If a rich guy buys some girl cool stuff or takes her on rides in his expensive car or yacht or whatever, it CAN create a sort of association between fun things and the man in her head, boosting her attraction to him. It can also make a man appear more high-status which also boosts his rating. Sacrificing his own wealth on her behalf can also be seen as a gesture of him caring about her or whatever which can also help.
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diddy
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stop posting troon coal bait on the log
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who the fuck deleted the pussy eat thread?
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KUZ JUST BOUGHT YOUTUBE
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>using advanced AI technology to bring Hitler back to life
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New 'toss o algo fuggen jerdee
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I stole this GET from a shitskin pony website AMA
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bbw and trans rights :3
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Hi guys you are all fucking idiots
>Post the worst bait pretending to be a Foid
>60+ responders
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im trans btw
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Haiiiiii Im on the ‘log AMA
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foids are hypersexual hedonistic beasts incapable of feeling true monogamous love
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>2024
>2023
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can someone dump gigachads with bugs i need them for school
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what does desu mean my transgender daughter keeps saying it
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ITT we post things that are APPROVED BY JIMBO AVVARD
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>when the madam doesn't shave her armpits
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nobody looks like this though
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I stubbed my toe
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>booru namefags
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>be me
>19M
>raised by a single mom because my parents divorced
>grow up kinda shy and quiet
>never really learn how to talk to people normally
>every interaction feels like I’m doing something wrong
>spend nights wasting my time 'oxing literal who trannies
>it’s the only dopamine I can get
>fail college because I’m too stupid to keep up
>watch people I went to school with move on with their lives and get jobs, friends and foids
>meanwhile I’m still stuck where I started
>look in the mirror
>4/10 on a normal day
>face people forget five minutes after seeing it
>somehow manage to get a girlfriend once
>first time anyone ever says they love me
>actually start believing maybe I’m not completely worthless
>she cheats on me with a druggie
>break up
>spend months replaying everything in my head crying
>wondering what I did wrong
>eventually meet another girl later on
>different time different person
>tell myself it’ll be different this time
>it isn’t
>she cheats too
>realize the only thing in this shit is me
>sit alone in my room at night
>staring at the mundane white wall
>thinking about how two different people
>in two different times
>both decided I’m a faggot
>start wondering if there’s anything more to life
>open my phone to laugh at 'jaks
>quote's shardee
>see bait,porn and nas on the 'log
>just the screen lighting up my empty room
>realizing the only person who has to keep living my life is me
Give me one reason why i shouldn't just fucking kill myself already.
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why has the long-dead website unironically ruined my life more than anything else, they've been causing me more damage to my life than any verbal, physical abuse ive ever received in my entire life. the long-dead website has managed to bring me closer to death than any close call fatal accident ive ever experienced, there are actual esl fnf pedo cordtroon long-dead websitecucks in real life that are trying to ensure against my survival and its starting to make me fear for my life, it has gotten to the point where ive had to bring it up to the local police department but all they have done is send me to stupid pointless mundane and boring therapy sessions that dont help me at all one bit. i have even tried explaining to the therapist about the behavior of these long-dead websitecucks and what try they do to me and how they are going to ruin my life and then kill the sharty with their brimstone coal but all my explanations are deemed pointless as they continue to accuse me of more cia funded mental sicknesses used to prevent people from saying the truth. i think ive genuinely reached a breaking point with these disgusting pedophile long-dead websitecucks. its gotten so big of an issue that i might have to resort to taking action myself in self defense as the people who have jobs to protect the lives of their citizens keep ignoring my calls for help. i have gone onto the dark web to hire some high tier russian anonymous cyberrime expert hackers to track these long-dead websitecucks down and git rid of them once and for all, they've already hijacked their conversations and are feeding me information and making me get big and round, im going to ddos them in real life and make sure they never come back to ruin me or anybody else's live and i will finally save the sharty from brimstone vantablak hell genuinely kill all long-dead websitecucks you guys are unironically subhuman freaks who should never see the light of day again. you guys are terrible creatures and are one of society's biggest mistakes please leave me alone
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gems4u
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god
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Have you ever acted like this in real life?
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Gem in turkiye
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do you guys even use sites outside of the sharty?
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>Ambulance: When they arrived at my house, one of the first things they did was to ask me where the tests were, to resew them back on… After I told them that I threw them out, they tried looking around my room, trying to find them…. So yeah, hide your balls pals lolololool

>Hospital staff: idk about US/EU, but in my postsoviet shithole, the primary care doctor that was assigned to me, called me "that retarded transsexual" when speaking with colleagues, so be ready to hear a lot of nicknames from staff. Also im kind of a legend (in a sense of a novelty) in this hospital, bc basically all the staff that was free, visited me when i was waiting for the surgery and in ICU, so there was A LOT of questions and A LOT of passive aggressive comments
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>making up nophono "shit nobody cares about" variants
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is this sharty culture? just asking
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Anon of /lgbt/ cuts their balls off, performing a DIY orchiectomy

She recently made a thread about it awhile ago after being hospitalized, claiming she cut her balls off and recorded it, being brought to a hospital and put in a phyc ward.

https://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/thread/42640398

Well it turns out she wasn't lying. She just uploaded the entire video of her cutting her balls off.

https://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/thread/42901459/

TRANSGODS VVON
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Bfnjdbsbxbdnsjaksxndbbdndndndn
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how tuff was hitler
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Foids are the cancer of society
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>foids are inherently evil especially mentioning their corrosive influence on the sharty fuggen jerdee
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>building houses from troon bones instead of bricks
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why can't i just be a rampaging incel? so what if i have a small dick you need to respect that faggot
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>nusois can't name a single object in this image
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trump supports vlodson fuggen jerdee
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why has the long-dead website unironically ruined my life more than anything else, they've been causing me more damage to my life than any verbal, physical abuse ive ever received in my entire life. the long-dead website has managed to bring me closer to death than any close call fatal accident ive ever experienced, there are actual esl fnf pedo cordtroon long-dead websitecucks in real life that are trying to ensure against my survival and its starting to make me fear for my life, it has gotten to the point where ive had to bring it up to the local police department but all they have done is send me to stupid pointless mundane and boring therapy sessions that dont help me at all one bit. i have even tried explaining to the therapist about the behavior of these long-dead websitecucks and what try they do to me and how they are going to ruin my life and then kill the sharty with their brimstone coal but all my explanations are deemed pointless as they continue to accuse me of more cia funded mental sicknesses used to prevent people from saying the truth. i think ive genuinely reached a breaking point with these disgusting pedophile long-dead websitecucks. its gotten so big of an issue that i might have to resort to taking action myself in self defense as the people who have jobs to protect the lives of their citizens keep ignoring my calls for help. i have gone onto the dark web to hire some high tier russian anonymous cyberrime expert hackers to track these long-dead websitecucks down and git rid of them once and for all, they've already hijacked their conversations and are feeding me information and making me get big and round, im going to ddos them in real life and make sure they never come back to ruin me or anybody else's live and i will finally save the sharty from brimstone vantablak hell genuinely kill all long-dead websitecucks you guys are unironically subhuman freaks who should never see the light of day again. you guys are terrible creatures and are one of society's biggest mistakes please leave me alone
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>tfw the bald man with glasses you trapped in your canvas decides to start screaming and ruins your art so you lowkey just kill him
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thangs i's likes iz shertie culchur mayne
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cutting indias internet connection would improve it
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wy doe ;(
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Why do we hate faggots again?
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2028

>Dear Sub-Human Filth, I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2028. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family. We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible. I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms. The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort–you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you. You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you. It's not too late to change. If you knew your history, which of course you don't, you'll remember a time in America when Indians were dragged away from their homes and forced to assimilate into white society. Well, we want to change that kind of behaviour (sorry for my spelling, as I'm not from your country) by making sure you go to college and have a small apartment in a big, busy coastal city, where you belong. That will help you rid yourselves of your backward, incorrect culture and way of thinking. We'll do everything we can to make sure you agree with us and say all the right things and not be brainwashed against thinking the same way we do. All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need to realize we're trying to build a classless society where we all get to live in harmony with each other, where we're all equal. If you only understood that you wouldn't be so much worse of a person than I am. So please vote Democrat. Help me help you, you worthless motherfuckers. Sincerely, Soyjak
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I goon to shapes that vaguely resemble women's breasts
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>You're Dead Meat…
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ANDRU VISSER IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/live/g7sb2a4ZzaA
JOIN THE PARTY
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>why do i have a fetish
idk
why am i unattractive
idK
<why am i always hated
idk
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Fuck you niggers STOP GIGAQUOTING ME
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>posted it again award
Hello shardee, I lost contact with a dear friend of mine that uses or used this website. He plays primehack, that should be obscure enough to identify him.
Chances are low but not zero
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jeet bros…
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>I bought a 4K tv so I could watch Russians slide down a roof and break their backs and other cringe videos!
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goys is this a gem or does it look like an autogynephile made it, haven't finished it yet but at least i did something
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Sincere Question

Forgetting something, nuswa?
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>SKIBIDI BIDEN SKIBIDI SKIBIDI BIDEN SKIBIDI BIDEN JOE JOE JOE SKIBIDI SKIBIDI BIDEN HITLER'S LANGUAGE TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP IS USING HITLERS LANGUAGE HITLERS LANGUAGE TRUMP IS USING HITLERS LANGUAGE SKIBIDI SKIBIDI
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4chons /new/ board is 54 away from its 11111 GET, might raid other chans for some small dubs doe.

FIRST RAID: https://4chon.me/new/WARNING! BRIMSTONE BANNERS! award
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Viewer discretion is strongly advised. This content depicts a DIY orchiectomy - the removal of one or both testicles,
performed outside of a clinical medical setting without professional supervision.
The video shows explicit images of self-harm, blood, tissue manipulation, and potential medical complications. This is not a safe or recommended procedure. Attempting surgery on yourself carries extreme risks,
including but not limited to:
-Fatal hemorrhage or blood loss
-Severe infection leading to sepsis
-Permanent nerve damage or loss of function
-Improper wound healing and chronic pain
-Death
This video is presented for documentary and harm reduction purposes only,
to illustrate the extreme lengths to which individuals may go when denied access to proper medical care.
It is not instructional. It is not aspirational. It is a record of desperation.
If you are experiencing gender dysphoria or considering self-surgery, please stop and seek help.
There are people who care, and there are safer paths forward
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When I look through archives, there are 0 images saved, you faggots need to archive the good images not just the thread itself
>
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>My testosterone levels are nice and steady, not too high
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>soydueling without images will never catch on
Picrel unrelated
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Why was the pussy eating thread deleted
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/down/ people with downsyndrome must be in everythread
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itt we self loathe how much our life sucks

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ITT we quote troons with this
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newgods
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hitler im tired
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tama thread
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'og on the 'log
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Is there hope for the booru
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What music do you listen to


Vote for a genre and comment a related subgenre if you want to
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Genuine question. Why haven't we doxed this commiepedotroon yet?
>Who is this guy
This is Bardfinn. Real name, Steven Joel Akins. He is a reddit mod for subreddits like R/Againsthatesubreddits & R/ContraPoints
>What did he do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG8xWJaJO-c
(tldr, a former R/AgainstHateSubreddits member calls out Steven for spamming 'p onto subreddits that they deemed as "Hateful")
>Any known information about him?
according to his reddit history, he is known to live in Garland, Texas according to reddit history and had previous run ins with the law in 2010 for assault
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I am currently laying aquatic mines in the Strait of Hormuz
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i just watched a troon perform surgery on himself on 4cuck seriously what is wrong with trannies
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braap
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>Kys snoygger
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>Why yes, i read the wiki extensively and i’m an expert in soystory, how could you tell?
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>why yes
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nophono 2
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>Why are you religious, Ve are not like that in germany
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if u live in detroit, youghta thank me
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>when the twp is a bwc
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>In response to America brutally raping us again we have decided to release a strongly worded statement which we will announce that we will monitor the situation harder. Thank you.
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>using the analytical engine to post 'cado on the log
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>When you are autistic, your parents are your enemies. They stopped loving you the moment they discovered your autism and see you as an experiment, a checklist. Never let them influence your mind.
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why is ADULT konata such a sisa?
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KICK MOIDS IN THEIR PRIVATE PARTS
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Moids can't even lift boxes KEK
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Who else finds it annoying how “chud” is becoming gentrified?

It’s been so run down to the ground lately it’s pissing me off.
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>Oh you think x is very bad?
>let me just debate on the meaning of the word “very”
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what do you guys think of the tranny who self inserts as frieren on >>/pol/ ?
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help guys my 'plier have been stuck in these images
one is a mask and the other one is the corrupted 'plier
hint for retards: it's excluding or
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This is hardest question your ever have

What do call this soys
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old 'toss
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I randomly remembered this russian song today, the problem is that im not russian so idk the name, it starts with two whistles and then it has a melody like the mp3, does anyone know this song?
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beautiful valid trans woman
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Nuaxewound just dropped
https://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/42901459#p42901459
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>saves the sharty
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kind of sucks whenever i think of 4cuck being a cesspit there will always be a commiepedotroon reddit twitter tumblr nigger whining about chuds on /pol/ being heckin bigots and not problems from any of the other boards that are focused on more """visual""" media
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data mining thread

Itt we post our crushes fictional or otherwise
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EPSTEIN FUCK NIGGERS
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I've seen that image of the sharty on the 3ds and that got me wondering, what's the oddest device you've browsed the sharty on? During thanksgiving I somehow was able to browse the sharty on my ps vita, it was slow but at least usable
>Arrow because image
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>Heil Who?
how many can you really hail?
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Is it ridiculous to say Twitter/non-imageboard immigrants civilized this website and it’s culture?

For example look at this april 2023 wiki revision of ‘lita. Oldfags genuienly used to sneak in pedo jokes on the wiki and nobody gave a fuck. The wiki page implied that drawn ‘p on the booru was not a big deal because it’s all just drawings and feds don’t care. Oldfags knew damn well that ‘lita got it’s name from a pedo novel, and still accepted it while making rapeson edits.
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last week my dad was watching goyslop on his phone and I heard the first 4 seconds of the frog laugh video today at the dinner table he said "I think we should just shut it down"
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A24 crying on video
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old 'toss
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LEWDICROUSART DOX THREAD 2

Last thread got slid so I'm making another one.

Anyways, this subhuman started drawing hardcore nsfw the moment they turned 18, which they still do to this day. We NEED to annihilate this superpedo.

Current Info:
DOB: May 27, 1999
Location: United States
Aliases: Ozkobon, Lewdicrousart, Nargaia, HanryScribbleton, Malibog
Email: ozkoboncommissions@gmail.com (if any wealthyGODS can use lolarchiver or epieos on this email that would be very much appreciated)

SOCIALS (PROCEED WITH CAUTION AND HOLY WATER):https://lewdicrousart.carrd.co/, https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=lewdicrousart

Old thread 'chive: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0310-1245-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15457398.html
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I FUCKING HATE TRANNIES AND PEDOPHILES!!!
KILL TRANNIES AND PEDOPHILES!!!
MURDALIZE TRANNIES AND PEDOPHILES!
SKIN TRANNIES AND PEDOPHILES!!!
BOIL TRANNIES AND PEDOPHILES!!!
SMASH TRANNIES AND PEDOPHILKES WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!!
BURN TRANNIES AND PEDOPHILES!!!
CHOP OFF TRANNIES AND PEDOPHILES DICK AND BALLS!!!
TEAR TRANNIES AND PEDOPHILES INTO PIECES!!!
RAPOE TRANNIES AND PEDOPHILES WITH A CHAINSAW!!!
gvUZGVFCRTUVJGTZGCFTDRZGHCFDEBVEHKCHBWDL"IUEFVC BHDEVBCJVEDZIF CKIHZDEV GJCVH;WCZLUFR&§FGZVC(IGUBIL
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
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>methinks
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is it possible to turn an orange into juice
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OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

DO 4CUCKS REALLY????????????????????????
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>We live in a multiverse because I saw a YouTube video where it is explained.
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YAY! I can finally flood Steam with shovelware asset flips!
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I know we all love blak people here now but why are they so loud?
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poop niggers dying poopniggpoop coconut flying goats jewing in front of the coconuts flying into the niggers namefagnamefagnamefagnamefagmedsmedsmedsjjdjddnmmmsansadanmsad42,3244,42234edsamesdfrogniggesrjdjn34324h233b2234.-24.232l4l24kl3ododoodododjewsjewsjewsjewjewsjews
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baba yogan sa linko ba tinger ro
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Guys, seriously stop joking about raping quote! Imagine if you were in his SHOES. Heh, shoes. Quote, what is your shoe size, btw? Uhhh, anyway STOP BULLYING QUOTE YOU CHUDS UGHH!
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hi nusois how do i stop being a loser and make friends
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i dont have sexual urges or a penis
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cobblestone thirst bait is forced indian brimstone
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ITT we appreciate all the hard work jannies do for us (for free) and oreos
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is this sharty culture? just asking
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>larping as a baited nusoi to boost pph on this shitty website
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Imagine how sexy it would be to feed cobblestone mounds and mounds of food until she starts crying
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>tfw you're an irl basedjak
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do yall think cobblestone is sexually dominant or submissive
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what do you even post here I've been lurking for 2 years and made like 3 posts about snca on /v/
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Some pretty powerful nigger I found wearing a paper mache egregore. Any other images for this feel?
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ITT we discuss how to stop falling for bait
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i blew my life savings on penny stocks that are currently down 25%
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did you know?
by putting [thumb]soybooru post number[/thumb] you can embed a picture making it so people cant hashfilter your image?
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Do you think cobblestone wears sexy lingerie or just basic cotton underwear from the store
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30 dollars just disapeared from my wallet i dont know how and it happened once before i m not sure what to do maybe i lost it what should i do soysluttas i m scared though
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i dont wear underwear, I just wear pajamas underneath my clothes
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Do you think cobblestone ever puts on sexy lingerie in front of the mirror and starts sobbing im trans btw
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ITT we discuss about the current state of the 'ru
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>tranny gfs huge futa cock
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I feel like this place has become too popular for it's own good, now it feels like any no topic imageboard with too many users
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emotionjaks

post overly expressive/bizzare soyjaks
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I miss my bf i wish he was cuddling me :(
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I will eat whatever slop my overlords tell me to.
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Hello Sharty!

I am a reporter at ABC news Australia and im currently doing a piece on this site, i would love some testimonials and quotes to use for my article.

Thanks Teens!

- Mark

(Also please enjoy the "Cobson" attached)
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Why does a24 slow burn look like he's breathing something in or snorting rather than screaming in the original
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Is quote dead?
I legit haven't heard anything from him in a while. Is the sharty being managed by a shadow government? Maybe the giggers kidnapped him and plan to turn this place into gigger.party
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Excessive meta-discussion is a sign of a dying board.
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>there are dudes deadass going on soyjak party every day

https://x.com/dsxf234161/status/2031344314417098880
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BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>15465431(OP)
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Evangelion Thread

ITT we discuss Evangelion
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>gooning to bbc
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Meet the Demoman

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First
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compare setup nusois, ill go first
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Wahoo! It's Mario day!

Post super mario gems and video games-a!
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>my wifes penis
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Hi! Are femcels allowed on this site?
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Mustard IRL
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who is this
>
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Mustard IRL
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hold on a second, is brimstone winter coming to an end? does it mean things could go back to being gemmy??
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what if you opened the door to your room and you saw Donald J Trump naked and oiled up, bending over and stretching his asscheeks just BEGGING for you to fuck him?
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>Using a machine to have sex with hunky twinks
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someone should write a book and name it shit nophono cares about.
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nuswa is an forced meme

>saying nuswa instead of nusoi
Forced meme i want to kill the pooner who decided that
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>poop, and niggers dying
> written by doctor Chad giga
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>mustard just approved babyjak blacked fat fetish post
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>Walkability is key to a successful city in Cities: Skylines
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>Chronically online soyjack posters, DNI
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>visit the site
<lots of tranime threads
<zellig fetish arts
<low effort bait threads
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sharty i just got back from the mental hospital because i tried killing myself what happened what did i miss
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gemmy epic cobson 1000

t-t-t-troony a-a-a-ackin, soot's troony ackin yeah its gemmy as hell, ooh gemmycita now you're gooning the bvll, chuddy and coaly now youre larping a geg, ooh super zellig its pedo ataack
R: 1 / I: 1
>Oh di shardeetroons are raided us again, fuggen tranny cucks. fuggen sherdee
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>oh my fauci a new 'sagt video released 4 hours ago
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it's this season
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>ruled by niggerjeets and trannies
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>oppa gangam style
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'O ON THE CEILING
>>>/pol/3023552
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has anyone got the soyjak gif where hes got his hands up and hes bouncing up and down
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i'm ban evading
R: 3 / I: 0
Mustard IRL
R: 23 / I: 9

/tnd/ - Total Nigger Death

ITT we discuss the extermination of all negroes
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Whatever happened to the SOYAK.party domain?
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Mustard IRL
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 459 / I: 79

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 538 / I: 253

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 137 / I: 40

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

Style: