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I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

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day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

#is this relatable or am i insane#.ares
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uninstall your ring doorbell cameras, smoke a joint and actually contribute to society. don't let the robots take your job of neighborhood watch. people don't want to work anymore i swear 🙄🙄🙄

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