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[–]wt_anonymous 929 points930 points  (17 children)

They're saying you're a terrible person. Actually, the worst person we've ever seen. I couldn't believe it I said– "Really? They're the worst person ever?" and they said "We've never seen anyone this terrible before."

[–]TheModGod 386 points387 points  (3 children)

A man came up to me, big man, strong man, tears in his eyes, and he said to me “Sir! That man is a loser that will never amount to anything in his life!” It’s true!

[–]shromboy 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Some people say you're the worst ever, ive heard that plenty of times really, im not saying that its just what ive heard and but you know really sometimes people are right about things and the things they talk about its reallyyyy... ahhh..

[–]Fancy_Run7649 9 points10 points  (0 children)

very, very, unliked. We all know. he's a credit card bay a lot of debt. that's what they say. His mom had a lot of credit card debit. Had to trap his dad with a baby. Really... I'll tell you I'd make sure no babe from all that credit card debit.

[–]NfamousKaye 187 points188 points  (2 children)

“And I said frankly, I know all the best people. Really great people. Some not so great, but they’re great people. And you’re the worst of the worst. Yugeley horrible. Rotten to the core.”

[–]heyimleila 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Yugeley 💀💀💀💀💀

[–]NfamousKaye 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lmao 🤣

[–]chao301 34 points35 points  (3 children)

this sounds more like something glados would say

[–]wt_anonymous 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Glados is more passive aggressive and sarcastic. In fact in Portal 2 she actually says something like

"Here come the test results. 'You are a horrible person.' That's what it says. A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."

[–]iggy14750 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the most dry, matter-of-fact tone. I love it! 🤣

[–]VatanKomurcu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's called being a storyteller. trump is an evil son of a bitch and ignorant about many things but give it to him he does tell a story and he knows how to entertain. he ain't president for the right reasons but he also ain't president for nothing.

[–]TerraTechy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"No one knows more about terrible people than me. I meet lots of terrible people, lots of people. You know people say, they that terrible people really like me. They say terrible people like to be around me, and that's a good thing. I talk to these terrible people and they all tell me this is what they say. They say I'm the worst person they've ever met and I tell them this is what I tell them. I tell them to get on their knees and suck my penis and they do it. I'm so terrible I can tell them do anything I want and they do it. I'm the most terribly person. No one is more terrible than me. You think you're terrible until you've met me, because I'm terribler than you."

[–]taurising333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😭😭😭😭

[–][deleted] 347 points348 points  (6 children)

That is a great therapist. Remember, anything Trump says is a lie, so every intrusive thought in his voice, is a lie.

I love finding a way to mock my inner asshole. Gotta make it feel worse than it tries to make me feel. I think making it sound like Trump would either send it into a howling rage or shut it up so hard I might never hear from it again.

Thank you for posting this!! This is already helping!

[–]Difficult_Bee_49 14 points15 points  (3 children)

I think the only truthful thing he said was "Smart people don't like me"

That's it.

That's the only non-lie he has ever said to my recollection.

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[–]Infinite-Service-861 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He he heh. Liberally.

[–]Slight-Coat17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He also said he loved the poorly educated. So there's two non-lies.

Also some of his comments towards his daughter, but I'd rather not mentally vomit.

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    [–]harpyoftheshore 510 points511 points  (0 children)

    Love this strategy actually

    [–]Dave21101Brb, tying my shoes for 30 minutes until they both feel the same 197 points198 points  (3 children)

    You know what it's funny because my therapist years ago had recommended the same thing but with George Bush lmao. This one actually makes more sense

    [–]SpaceCaptainJeeves 42 points43 points  (2 children)

    Yep, I also had been told to give anxieties the voice of someone I dislike. Little did we know that Dubya would wind up being the most ethical, kind guy in the world, by contrast

    [–]AsiaMarcoOCD is getting jiggy with it 25 points26 points  (0 children)

    Jokes on them, my OCD already has the voice of a person i dislike 😎 (It has my dad's voice) (it's still hell) /lighthearted

    [–]slptodrm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    the bar is in hell because he wasn’t ethical or kind.

    [–]kibou_no_ie 197 points198 points  (4 children)

    In the voice of Donald trump: I’m racist and transphobic and homophobic and every kind of bigot imaginable. Nobody is more bigoted than me, I’m the biggest bigot the world has ever seen. And everyone wants to kill me for being a bigot. Sad!

    [–]SpaceCaptainJeeves 91 points92 points  (3 children)

    This person is so bigoted, they have prejudices for minority groups that haven't even been invented yet.

    [–]kibou_no_ie 33 points34 points  (1 child)

    WHO ME OR TRUMP 😭😭😭😭

    [–]SpaceCaptainJeeves 48 points49 points  (0 children)

    The imaginary Trump who's hyping you up as the worst person ever, lol. But we don't believe him.

    [–]squarebeardoesntmind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Literally an intrusive thought that I’ve had before 😅

    [–]simonhunterhawk 86 points87 points  (3 children)

    I like to think “okay edgelord” and roll my eyes when my brain does this to me lmao

    [–]SpaceCaptainJeeves 53 points54 points  (0 children)

    Someone suggested using the "womp womp" trombone, and I think that's perfect.

    [–]nitorigen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    SAME

    [–]Positive-Green-3856 62 points63 points  (0 children)

    Therapist here and this is a 100% valid way of defusing from intrusive thoughts! Other suggestions are silly voices like Mickey Mouse, Hulk Hogan etc. Helps us separate from the thoughts, observe them, and not be so reactionary to them. Donald Trump is a great example and I will definitely share this with clients lol

    [–]lonelycucarachaO you C Deez Nuts 56 points57 points  (0 children)

    Also his voice gives me the urge to do the opposite of what he says

    [–]One-Insurance9270 60 points61 points  (0 children)

    I am stealing this! "Terrible, your a terrible person. Your going to get contaminated, many such cases, terrible, awful people, awful thing. You know, i knew Blah blah blah." i will never be able to take a intrusive thought seriously ever again! I think im freed

    [–]NfamousKaye 46 points47 points  (1 child)

    This is actually genius. I’ve been pretending mine is a twitch chat since I read that somewhere years ago but this is probably just as effective if not better since i absolutely cannot stand the man. 😂

    [–]SpaceCaptainJeeves 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    That's because he's one of the worst human beings to ever live.

    [–]FloofyTheSpider 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    “She’s a racist… a gaslighter… a cultural appropriator… and just a terrible, terrible person, hugely terrible.”

    I’m imagining the hand gestures and everything 

    [–]Rossomak 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    My roommate deals with it by pretending that worms in her brain (not parasitic, more cartoonish) give her her worrying fixations, so she tells herself that it's really embarrassing to be bullied by the worms in her brain. I feel like this is similar.

    [–]Shoddy-Group-5493 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    My go-to basically from birth has been Eric Cartman

    Even still after developing a (positive) obsession with him lmao

    [–]NerdzLikeTheCandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Never respect his AUTHORATAH!

    [–]catboycorpse 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    This is genuinely so so helpful are you kidding me

    [–]Big-Tiger-3797 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    Wait you’re on to something here 👀

    [–]Effective-Turn-6856OCD curious 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    oh my fucking god it works

    [–]breast-of-all-worlds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, all I can think is "shut the fuck UUUUP" 🫠

    [–]Accurate_Way_9373 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Ok wait that helps a ton, thanks!

    [–]Sirius_43 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    My internal voice is an old sketchy dude named Craig because “Obviously it’s Craig Dumbass” tickles the oooo the letters match part of my brain

    [–]Icy-Bowl-7804 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    This is wonderful

    [–]ModestMeeshka 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    This is SO smart!!!

    [–]broccoliandspinach99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Fully cackled hearing his voice THANK YOU

    [–]PhyoriaObitus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I laughed way too hard at this because it is so good. I jist dont want the orange idiot in my head

    [–]thanoswife 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    shut UPPPPP this is the best thing i’ve ever heard and will be adopting it IMMEDIATELY

    [–]throwawaystarry 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Wait this strat is actually genius

    [–]scarlet_drag0n 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I've been doing this for a couple of years now and it really helps!!

    [–]chiaki03 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Game-changer, I'd say.

    [–]BaronessFalcon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Love this strategy, have also sent to my mum who has OCD and hates trump. Hope things get easier for you.

    [–]must_go_faster_88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Your therapist is a fucking genius

    [–]WhickenBicken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    This is a fantastic idea and I’m stealing it

    [–]Kaitivere 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    This might be a game changer...

    [–]Snails_from_MarsOCD diagnosed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    this might be genius

    [–]Accomplished_Trip_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    You know what, that… that might do something.

    [–]Heyplaguedoctor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Brilliant. I’ll have to try it!

    [–]SkiIsLife45 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    If nothing else, that's bloody hilarious

    [–]IveGotIssues9918 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Wait but why is this actually a good idea though, I never thought this

    [–]jessamomma420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Not a bad idea actually

    [–]AileenKitten 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Omfg this is actually hilarious and kinda based

    [–]Ok_Cockroach_9820 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Love it yes I tell my clients: “ITS FAKE NEWS!”

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    this is clever, thank you

    [–]Electromad6326Now merely a husk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Whenever I try imagining my OCD as something I hate, it only makes scenarios where I'm actively getting beaten by it and driven insane.

    [–]MELLMAO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I got the same advice for imagining the voice belonging to intrusive and negative thoughts, and mine takes the form of Andrew Tate

    [–]Orangewithblue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That is truly the most ingenious idea ever! 

    [–]arrowbender 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    What about when u realize you are having intrusive thoughts after u have that thought. I often catch my intrusive thoughts only after I have them

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      [–]arrowbender 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Ooh ok, that makes sense

      [–]Hooch_Pandersnatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Hahaha this is great!

      [–]generally--kenobi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Lmao this may actually work. I feel like I'm constantly yelling at myself and berating myself.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Might try this

      [–]42ElectricSundaes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      This is gonna make me punch walls

      [–]breadedbooks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Genuinely how do you change the voice of your intrusive thoughts? They just pop up for me

      [–]honeyykittyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      this is so layered. honestly.. werk

      [–]karmacuda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      this is actually kinda genius omfg stealing this strategy now

      [–]TsukasaElkKite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Very smart idea

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Well that's definitely going to work for me, I just don't want his gross voice in my head 😭

      [–]40percentdailysodium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      My intrusive thoughts:

      They change up enough in style that it helps that I can tell any of the three to shut the fuck up.

      [–]SleighQween 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Your therapist is an absolute genius. I'm definitely going to try using this strategy.

      [–]alivanis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      As a psychologist, I find this meme disgusting, and horrid. It's gonna put me out of business real quick.

      [–]Skwellington 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      This is amazing, will be trying

      [–]AutistAstronaut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Lmao. If that helps someone, that's amazing.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I'm going to use this

      [–]Critical_Weeb_Theory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That's a good idea. I try to imagine my intrusive thoughts sound like Musk personally

      [–]thefairypirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with tylenol, don't take it!

      [–]gaymemelord_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      i know the most about structural integrity, probably more than everyone ever. and i know for a fact that your bathtub IS going to fall through the floor. some people say “no, no it won’t fall”, but they don’t know nearly as much as me! i’ve had some contractors tell me i’m the smartest ever, hugely smart, and i can say for certain your bathtub WILL fall through the floor.

      [–]my-ed-alt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      now i’m just imagining trumps voice saying “k!ll yourself” and yeah it does lose a lot of impact lmfao

      [–]MeenaBubbles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Hold up, let them cook

      [–]Calm-Bowler8345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      My therapist gave me the same advice 🤣

      [–]Psychological-Mud790 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      This might actually work 💀🥴

      [–]Heavy-Macaron2004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I do this!! Not with Trump, but with an annoying kid that was mean to me named Jared. It's a lot easier to say "oh shut the f.uck up Jared, you're a loser and no one likes you" than it is to try and combat my thoughts by themselves.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      this works bigly!

      [–]SpyX2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      "Why is there a giant brick wall on our backyard?"

      "I'm sorry, I gave in to my intrusive thoughts."

      [–]Emergency-Yak-255 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      As a therapist, I also suggest this. Glad it works :)

      [–]GeoGigi86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Your therapist is an actual psychological genius! Let them know that they have just changed my world in a way that no other therapist could in the 39 years I’ve been on this planet!

      [–]fred_radicliffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That's a legend of a therapist!!

      [–]KimbaDestructor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I just got used to the idea of noobody liking me

      [–]VAS_4x4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Does this work with pocd?

      [–]UnderteamFCAOCD diagnosed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hell yeah, nice idea

      [–]NoName5815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      bro that's so funny.

      [–]MellifluousSussura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I’ve been doing this and it’s got like a solid 50/50 success rate for me which is pretty good

      [–]anotherdamnscorpio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Stealing this idea.

      [–]stonerswiftie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I started doing this on my own because I was like I cannot respect what he has to say or take it seriously 😭 this has to be a somewhat common strategy which is kinda hilarious

      [–]ToenailsAreWeird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Wait this could actually work for me

      [–]Childhood_Lucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I might actually try doing this

      [–]babyhaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I think this just cured me

      [–]ruler_of_the_bleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      this is amazing, ive got to show it to my friends lol

      [–]dale_summers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Oh my god this might actually work on me

      [–]Atreigas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That is fucking hilarious. Nice.

      [–]ragingstrawberries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is brilliant

      [–]aivlysplath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This might actually work…🤔

      [–]BreakerOfModpacks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Oh my god.

      Why is this working.

      [–]L0neStarW0lfOCD curious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I’m gonna actually do this, thanks!

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      HAHA smart

      [–]Ok-Advantage1491 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      +2

      [–]Karst_s_m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I just bully mime intrusive

      [–]I_dig_pixelated_gems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      While doing that stupid fish face 🐟 expression and hand motions 👌👌“Tremendous believe me”

      Seriously though if it works it works.

      [–]DavoMcBones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is actually genius lmao

      [–]No-Indication5030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Wait I thought I was being a schizo for naming and communicating with the voices in my head like they are their own characters...

      [–]AltruisticFault6993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I'm trying this tonight. THANKS!

      [–]Blehrret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Only now do I realize I've been doing this with some of my thoughts, except mine are hyperactive children who have had too much sugar and need to be put to bed...

      [–]erikbaijackson09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is brilliant actually!

      [–]Illkeepyoufree 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      I like it... but it doesn't work with my intrusive thoughts

      "Sometimes I wish I was someone else"

      Or

      "My life would be so much easier if I didn't have ADHD"

      Because those really don't seem like anything along the lines of what he would say about himself, he thinks he's the best.

      Which, we all know, he is deranged and useless.

      [–]pythonidaae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      You would probably have to personify the thoughts after the thought and still imagine him saying it. And like translate the diction to have him say it about you even if your thoughts to say I.

      "My good friend, one of the smartest men on my team, RFJ jr, he said ADHD is bad. It only makes life worse, he said. No one should have it. No one. That's what he said. I have to agree. Have you seen (insert your name), folks? (Your name's) life would be way, way easier without it. I can tell you that. It's so sad."

      That's my shit attempt at an impersonation.

      Not all activities are for everyone. It's possible this isn't for you, but it could be feasible if you're still able to imagine him or someone else you dislike saying it after.

      I felt this sort of thing was extremely useful for my eating disorder recovery though I had a different voice. I should probably try it with other negative thoughts. It does take a certain level of being able to ground and slow down and catch your thoughts as they happen or being able to reflect on them later.

      Some people think YOU to themselves instead of "I". "you" thoughts are easier to make less ego syntonic and to personify as something else for sure though. I think "I" thoughts a lot too and just had to translate them over into "you" thoughts to imagine a bad person saying them.

      [–]stardust-18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Tw for racist intrusive thoughts I actively try to make up something crazier and say it in a funny voice 😂 So if Brian (that’s my brain) likes to say “you looked a little too long at a POC, you’re racist and gross.” Then I have the absolute pleasure of putting on my Trumpet impression and going “no no no, I’m not racist, I’m against all humans. Genocide and whatnot. Rahh guns or whatever 💪” (I’m a very peaceful person and abhor violence) It helps sometimes

      [–]YellowSure893 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is actually funny, it made me feel a little better today even if just a tiny bit

      [–]Proper_Protection195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I know what's next telling me when I can and can't run my business and I need special papers to keep my job ....

      [–]darthrevanchicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      They’re saying quite frankly that,you’re useless and it’s very sad really that you’re that way and they say you have no real freinds,they all hate you they said. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I never realized that I was doing this unconsciously until now

      [–]Aggravating-Age-1535 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      my friend does this too!

      [–]cutegirlwithayoyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Honestly a game changer.

      [–]grippysockgang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is hilarious and not a terrible idea 🤣

      [–]Trash_Panda_Leaves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is incredible

      [–]crazedniqi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I don't have OCD but other disorders that cause unhelpful destructive thoughts. I started doing this in 2016 bc of a Tumblr post and it helps so much!!!

      [–]Jealous-Length-3306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      How has this exploded to the top of all time in three days?! Like… yes this is amazing and more should see it, but daaamn!

      [–]HalfRussianDoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Brilliant!

      [–]FaliolVastarien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That's a great idea.  The best idea ever.  Huuuge.  A big, beautiful idea!

      Seriously, I'm going to start using this.  Thanks! 😄

      [–]_Ice_Ice_Rabies_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      “Don’t touch that door knob! People say- the best people are saying- AIDs is on there- on everything-the best people- they say sir, please, AIDs is on all doorknobs save us- and I tell them-I say NO DOOR KNOBS that’s the solution-just don’t open anything really-Safe door knobs are a DEMOCRAT HOAX”

      [–]peachrescue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      love this!

      [–]shnanogans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I tried this and really like it. Since trump rambles a lot, i also imagine the next thing he would say and it helps to get my mind off things. One I just used (I’m afraid of throwing up and get random throw up related memories and thoughts)

      “Storage wars, you know storage was? Great American tv show. You know, there was one episode where the guy…. Throws up before the auction and has to stay back in the car. Can’t participate. Such a shame really. Wonderful show… they find a lot of AN-TIQUES… reminds me of antiques roadshow. Antiques roadshow you ever watched that? Unfortunately it’s run by the liberal fake news media PBS.”

      [–]Its402am 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is GENIUS wtf.

      [–]ludicrous_overdrive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I dont hate trump. He's just some random guy for me. I have trump fatuige 😭 i dont really care abiut him

      [–]ThatsSoAutistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I’ve been calling OCD the republican in my brain for a while now lol

      [–]epicchildeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      i cant even make this up but my therapist did this too lmfaoo

      [–]Foxterriers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      For some reason this works so much better for me than the general nebulous imagine your xyz as a person and give it a name. I guess because it also distracts you from a spiral since it is silly and you have to think of the impression. 

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