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I wonder if faggots get turned on by the Gigachad
R: 108 / I: 34
le new sharty saving template just dropped oldsois
>
R: 2 / I: 1
i am a young virile male and someday i will produce offspring the easy way or the hard way
R: 8 / I: 3
if you think about it doxxing is like detective work
R: 3 / I: 1
what about medium blak cock
R: 154 / I: 46
im the foid who voiced that soytan copypasta, i kinda regret it. AMA
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I love using this website and geg a lot from the gems that get posted here. But when I show my rl friends the same gems they all think I'm fucking retarded and this is not funny at all. Am I the only one who's in the same situation?
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>Xhe so 'sisa
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Not seasoning your food
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JEWGLE MAPS THREAD
R: 6 / I: 2
>arrow<
vile subhuman nigger monkey floyd
R: 1 / I: 1
Spammers are not allowed here
R: 6 / I: 3
She sees my BBC and BIG BLAK BALLS!
R: 17 / I: 2

please help

i decided to uninstall the updates from Google and Google chrome on my phone to save space, now Google,Google chrome and Google image search are all completely ducked and I have no idea how to fix, please help
R: 9 / I: 6
Summers just around the corner
R: 5 / I: 3
You're walking in the forest and you see this. What do you do?
R: 1 / I: 1
nuswuoa…. yiur name is … burger 🍔❓
R: 1 / I: 1
>my bull just used chatgpt…
R: 1 / I: 1
I get all my bait from here
https://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/81588235
its all porn so be careful nusois
R: 24 / I: 9
The Beatles is troonslop
R: 10 / I: 7
How big is your gigger folder?
Most of these are unsorted btw
R: 9 / I: 3
>why is you crackers so obsessed about me o algo
R: 3 / I: 1
>stop cuckphobia
R: 54 / I: 7
are there any actual oldfags? Like kuz or soot era. What do you think about current state of the site
R: 3 / I: 2
>i need to move to a cold country because all the warm ones are full of cockroaches getting everywhere but the cold countries are either at war or expensive after to live in
R: 1 / I: 1
dead site
R: 65 / I: 34
Brimstone videos thread, try to post interesting ones and not the ones posted before
R: 4 / I: 1
do any of your family/friends use the sharty?
R: 2 / I: 2
force gigabaldi
R: 1 / I: 1
my name is Sitsofe Abotsi AMA
R: 4 / I: 3
>Being forced to watch a violent bull destroying my waifu in front of me…
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How can I find fat mentally ill superchub 600 pound nerdy shut-in l337 h4xx0r greasy predatory autistic neckbeards that are unabomber LARPing outcasts who run sites like tastyfish.cz and edramatica.com still eating McSlop to dominate me and breed my ass hardcore style?
🥺
👉👈
please come outside
R: 1 / I: 1
>Looking for
>People to chat with, people to rp with.
>>Interests
>Reading, outdoor activities, history, movies
>>Into
>Vore(main kink, switch) furry on human, size difference, sizeplay transformation, femdom, breeding, long term scenes
>>Timezone
>EU
>>Discord
>voremaniac
>
>I lost my account recently for very stupid reasons (hardware failure and didn't save my log in anywhere else) so if I suddenly "ghosted you" please readd me here
R: 4 / I: 3
>mf she spots your twp
R: 1 / I: 1
my tomato soup tastes kinda fuzzy, like tv static.
R: 15 / I: 10
How do I convince my girlfriend to get blaked?
No arrow because I'm saying this
R: 317 / I: 101
whats the worst thing you ever did
R: 13 / I: 7
What is the best thing you ever did?
R: 10 / I: 3
Never accept humanitarian aid from organizations like the United Nations or EU. It has poison in it. The wars they start are supposed to wipe out the population, those who flee get "humanitarian aid" from the government and the food has toxins in it that wipe out the survivors.
R: 10 / I: 10
My personal thread probably goona sage it so it can be hidden then I post some stuff
R: 6 / I: 4
>testing weapons of war in low income neighborhoods
R: 14 / I: 4
Do women actually care if your penis is 3.5 inches asking for a friend
R: 2 / I: 1
OMGSISA
R: 13 / I: 7
ITT we point and laugh at potentially one of the worst pieces of writing (excluding nsfw slop) i have ever seen
https://truegodverse.fandom.com/wiki/4th_Breaker_Z!_Sans
R: 8 / I: 4
Reminder that Mymy is canonically orange because of all the curry tainted Indian loads she slurps
R: 5 / I: 4
ITT post cobsons
R: 1 / I: 1
does someone have the link to the good boy quest? I need to play it NOW
R: 10 / I: 5
High cortisol form being a virgin chudcel and not having a SISA to love and care for
R: 1 / I: 1
>thinking of spadeson every day
R: 3 / I: 3
Are you sick of those hecking soycucks always insulting you and making you seem feminine infront of the other 4chads? Well here's how to destroy the sharty in 8 simple steps (newfag friendly).

Step 1
Before you can ruin the sharty, the sharty has to actually exist, so you create a website based on a relatively new meme.

Step 2
You become a pretty beloved admin, but then you decide it's your time to leave so you find somebody who has connections to known pedophiles, runs pedophillic websites and owns a pedophillic company (in this case, KolymaNET).

Step 3
This nuadmin destroys the sharty, which makes people who loved you originally create their own website, which we'll call sharty 2. Now you pull a few strings until sharty 2 is literally niggerhell, this creates an enemy for sharty 1.

Step 4
You shut down sharty 2 and the nuadmin resigns, you come back to sharty 1 under a new name, then you destroy the original domain. Nuadmin comes back and revives the sharty under a new domain (as to make oldsois quit), so you buy it from him.

Step 5
Over the course of the next few years, you demoralize the website, occasionally do large raids that get large attention and then make sure the site is undermoderated so it gets spammed with illegal content. For gems to have any value they must be rare, right? Using that logic you make sure the log of all boards except /DNB/ is full of coal.

Step 6
You finally resign for good, but you get your two friends, Froot and Nuadmin again to take over. These will be who will destroy the soysphere for good. The idea is to get morale so low with Froot that nobody really fights back against Nuadmin like they did the first time.

Step 7
Finally it's nuadmin's term again, he bans anybody with authority who could oppose him and seizes complete control over the wiki, sharty and sister websites. Everything he isn't in control of is considered an enemy to the sharty (it's just like muh sharty 2). Then he bans the majority of users (cacas), so that brimmy posts get more attention due to low PPH. He becomes close with the Zarty and the Farty giving them full control over the mod team and your account (just like he did before with Kolyma) and the chain of disaster is now complete.

Step 8
You watch as the sharty eats itself alive, because it's not you doing the work soyteens begin looking like villains. The soysphere dies a slow, painful death and you ensure complete 4chan victory over the soyjak spammers who btfo'd you back in 2020.
>
R: 14 / I: 7
https://www.reddit.com/r/OMORI/comments/1rnwnxa/sunburn_children_centric_au_pt2/
I just found a Feraljak on heckin r/OMORI im trans btw
R: 8 / I: 3
D-did….spongebob actually do this?
Guys I'm scared, I didn't think he would do such a thing….
R: 14 / I: 11
Serve your country and fight to defend and uphold America's values. Visit https://www.goarmy.com/ or visit your local recruiter to learn more today.

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>Earn 67.5K in just your first year as an enlisted soldier.*
Full-time Enlisted Soldiers earn a competitive base salary and may also be eligible for bonuses, allowances, and other benefits. You also receive an additional $10K upon signing.
>Enjoy benefits after service.
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R: 4 / I: 4
>my wife and her boyfriend
R: 3 / I: 2

4PEDOS FREESTYLE

<I saw somephono requesting a 4cuck remix of the Schlog Freestyle on some thread, so here you go.
<If some aryan can generate this using the same or a similar AI song generator that would be gemmy, and if anyone has improvements that would be even more gemmy.

LYRICS

>We're 4pedos, oh yeah that's right,

>goon to minors; that's what we do every night
>We're worse than sh-y, jardy, and the c
>Cause we're a band of cooming pedophiles, alright

^Hiro:


>My name is hiro, and I'm from the jannycord

>And I don't really mind 'licon on every board
>I've spent zero of my time on this dying site,
>and I waste my money, cause I'm not very bright!

^RapeApe:


>My name is Rape-Ape and I'm pushing 50

>Fuck with me or the gang, and we'll ban you swiftly
>I love gore, hot pockets, and not having a job
>and I live with my mom, because I'm a fat slob

^WT Snacks:

>My name is WT Snacks and I'm a huge fag,
>I spam 'P on the log and I cut off my sack,
>and I'll send 'P to your mom, but before I go: -ACK!

^Swaglord:


>My name's Swaglord and I'm a gay retard

>Steal a GET on /s4s/ and my clitty will leak hard
>I do just about nothing on the day to day
>And did I already mention that I'm really gay?

>We're 4pedos, oh yeah that's right,

>goon to minors; that's what we do every night
>We're worse than sh-y, jardy, and the c
>Cause we're a band of cooming pedophiles, alright

>We're gonna unban pedophiles, trannies and rapists

>Add a new board just to see whos the gayest
>Gotta have a pedophile as our janny
>Our entire existence is just plain uncanny.
R: 24 / I: 11
=Marge?=
R: 1 / I: 1
>moves your soyquote about the NVidia CUDA Compiler to >>>/nvcc/12 and bans you for 15 minutes
>wordfilters pingpong ball to Nigger Testicles
>adds Spadeson's Bantu Bvll Cellar and Crusty Soytan Daki css themes
>niggerlicious wiki rewrite
>still leaves coal and brimstone up on the 'log
R: 23 / I: 8
>Marvel is aryan kino actually
R: 1 / I: 1
Body was too short or empty
R: 2 / I: 1
>Gooning to ongezellig gemmies gem
R: 4 / I: 1
>calling your sister a nigger so much she starts calling you a nigger
R: 1 / I: 1
>the cuckset was 11 months ago
R: 9 / I: 3
Hey guys, I’m new here
R: 4 / I: 3
>THERE IS NO SPLINTER CALLED THE "STINKY!!!"
R: 4 / I: 1
I ship my self insert Neutralplier and Witch from Bubble Witch Saga 3
R: 1 / I: 1
>Creating a fake disease and then creating a fake vaccine using sewage from low income neighborhoods and then selling nigger poop vaccines to sick people
R: 5 / I: 1
>Minecraft Speedrunner VS 6 Hunters
>one of them is a woman
<soooooooo… 5 hunters?
R: 1 / I: 1
>Using explosive drones to kill niggers in low income neighborhoods
R: 2 / I: 2
>Using a swarm of drones to destroy the white house
R: 5 / I: 2
https://www.mk.co.kr/en/society/11216367
QUOOOOOOOOOTE BUY THIS ISLAND
R: 2 / I: 1
>Creating bbc drones and then ramming them at full speed into people so they become blacked
R: 1 / I: 1
>flirting with a low self-esteem chubby girl into marriage with years of compliments and encouragement only to leave the day before your marriage to get blacked and pozzed by niggers in Nigeria for the upcoming 4 years
R: 1 / I: 1
I have it on good authority that a nuvariant called JSIDson is going to become popular soon
R: 3 / I: 3
>Getting killed by a drone
R: 1 / I: 1
ITT we make the squirrel an alt right dogwhistle
R: 2 / I: 1
>kike
R: 2 / I: 2
why does jewggle maps look different now
R: 26 / I: 13
wheres the fetish thread i developed a new fetish
R: 1 / I: 1
>is only white when its convenient for them
why are they like this?
R: 2 / I: 1
>supporting homophobia
CHRISTPILLED
R: 10 / I: 4
VORE THREAD
Post vore ITT
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Picture of me and Mr friends
R: 2 / I: 1
I say this
R: 7 / I: 1
>I don't know what I was thinking
>Leaving my bvll behind
>Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind

>With all this anger, guilt and bigotry

>Coming to haunt me forever
>I can't wait for the chair
>At the end of the corner

>Is this bbc I am seeking

>Or seeking bbc to rape me
>Stuck in my own cuckshed
>I wanna -ack myself free

>Maybe I should chase and find

>Before clittycels try to stop it
>It won't be long before I'll get shot by ICE

>It's been so long

>Since I last have seen my bvll
>Lost to this incel
>To the chud behind the slaughter

>Since you've been gone

>I've been caging my twp
>So I could ponder
>The sanity of your cuckold

>I wish I lived in the black future

>With the gift of my ancestors mistakes
>But the future keeps luring in like a pack of clittycels

>Your black skin, your bibisi

>Is all I remember
>Those wholesome memories mess with my temper

>Racism is killing me

>But racism isn't justified
>What happened to my bvll
>I'm terrified

>Slavery lingers in my mind

>And the thought makes my guilt grow bigger
>I'm sorry my big bvll
>I wish I'd been there

>It's been so long

>Since I last have seen my bvll
>Lost to this incel
>To the chud behind the slaughter

>Since you've been gone

>I've been caging my twp
>So I could ponder
>The sanity of your cuckold
R: 3 / I: 3
>media pending anporvool
R: 1 / I: 1
>being turned on by the possible theoretical existence of women as a mathematical concept
R: 30 / I: 14
white woman will save /soy/
R: 13 / I: 3
Kind of a long-winded and stupid one but here goes, there was a lolicon at my highschool, I remember I hardly knew what it was since I mostly kept off of soycial media. But one day at lunch I saw a kid showing his friends what looked like a child in a sexual situation. I remember freezing and being sick to my stomach, and being the dumb kid I was I immediately went to talk to a counselor and the principal about it, since I live in a troonish state they told me something along the lines of "ohhh well that's what he likes as long as he isn't doing anything illegal we can't do anything".

I didn't think of beating him up or whatever like a real man but I remember solely downloading IG, I noticed he posted some 2hu stuff to his story, I started brapping up his DMs with sharty + touhou references (my sharty knowledge came solely off the 'ki because I was frightened of using imageboards), in effect falseflagging touhou as this scary white supremacist hacker thing, xe purged all touhou stuff from his IG but I felt bad because I didn't do any real justice.

I didn't stop there doey, I remember he doxed his dad so I was able to find xis home address, so I spent hours scraping gay dating sites making profiles for xis dad. I don't actually know how effective this was since I didn't follow up any further with the few horny guys I talked to. I pulled the same scam on some of his friends to because my classmates loved to 'ox themselves.

I would do the standard fare shit like pizzas and stuff like that, he joined the cheerleading team so I told some cheerleaders about the shit he'd get up to.

One day, during our graduation practices, I waited until the staff was distracted with their SNCA and when the kid went up I screamed PEDOPHIIIIIILE PEDOPHIIIIIIIIIIIILE THIS GUY LIKES LOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIS like a feral retard, and then some others followed along, I saw his expression died as he walked off the stage.

A week or so later I went to do it again but then I noticed he purged all tranime stuff from his IG.
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Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had
R: 1 / I: 1
What do you think about Microsoft bubble
R: 3 / I: 2
CHRISTPILLED
R: 2 / I: 1
R: 1 / I: 1
Muh anime girls with guns
R: 10 / I: 2
why do goyapps do this? why would you pay to see someone you didn't swipe right on? o algo
R: 12 / I: 7
test
R: 1 / I: 1
ALERT SOME NUSOI DEVELOPED A VORE FETISH

>>15442723(OP)
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>having 50 gorbillionerino useless articles on trump
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_and_handshakes
R: 8 / I: 5
whats something that keeps you up at night, how could you tell?
R: 4 / I: 2
Imagine how better the world would be if white women were built like fat blak women and vice versa.
We get pawgs and they get skinny blak women
R: 1 / I: 1
>Drooling when you think of BBC
R: 4 / I: 1
>when your 41 yo father fucks your 34 year old mother he has 0 year old children in his penis and in her vaginas therefore both your parents are involved in sex with children aged less than 3 years old
R: 26 / I: 6
what are your fetishes?
R: 16 / I: 13
Dancing Nigga Baby on the 'log
R: 43 / I: 18
Htsm is forced and nobody likes it
And is an soycord meme
>fugeen jerdee even though nobody obbeses over jerdee anymore
R: 10 / I: 3
have you ever had a meltdown
R: 4 / I: 1
1 in 6 men are shitskin pedophiles
R: 65 / I: 23
R: 4 / I: 2
>lowkey
R: 9 / I: 2
>killing your child because your wife didnt want to fuck you
R: 4 / I: 3
Today was long-dead website ahh day.
R: 13 / I: 6
itt we watch an actual gem instead of that tranime shit and oreos
R: 1 / I: 1
>July 2007 — a suggestive image of Wikipe-tan (not drawn by Kasuga) was proposed for use in the article on lolicon. The image was removed[11] from Commons by Jimbo Wales, who called Wikipe-tan a "community mascot" who should not be subject to such "pedophilic sexualization".[11] Kasuga later drew a new image for the article which did not use Wikipe-tan. The image was later undeleted in November 2025 on the basis that there was no community consensus to delete and Wales is not an “absolute monarch”.
R: 139 / I: 28
yet another jackbox raid thread or something to that extent

current target:
https://www.twitch.tv/snownam_
keep it lokey and dont fastburn, edgy referencinos are fine as long as they wont make his clitty leak
R: 8 / I: 3
>yikes buddy, gooning to lolis in swimsuits is actually wikipedia culchur, and if you don’t like it you can go back to whatever asshole bigot forum you came from
R: 29 / I: 9
If you had to have sex with any IAS, who would it be?
R: 38 / I: 11

'APE AND 'OX THIS PEDOFAGGOT ZAMBOID

Previous thread: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0308-1213-16/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15428795.html

We need to get rid of this fucking shitskined subhuman https://x.com/Demideoz (https://nitter.net/Demideoz)

>emmh literal who?


This faggot basically dedicates himself to posting Latinxslop and pedophilic antimatter, Accusing others of being pedophiles with fake screenshots despite being one, and basically proclaim xhimself a "jodedor"

Some information about this mutt:

birthdate: 2005 or 2006
Nationality: Venezuelan living in Brazil
State: Santa Catarina
IP adress: 177.155.129.142
'cord username: demideus0085
Other xitter accounts: https://x.com/Demixchadhttps://x.com/Lockedemideoz

HELP IN 'APE AND 'OX THIS FAGGOT PEDOTROON
R: 6 / I: 1
I miss the plandemic when everything was scary and governments were being Orwellian and I was a resistance fighter by just doing nothing and not getting the vax
R: 7 / I: 5
>first
this stands for
>"Faggot I rape somany toddlers"
btw
R: 25 / I: 10
>meet 'teen on tf2
>tranime pfp
>accuses me of being a spva immigrant

JSID
R: 2 / I: 2
>test
R: 9 / I: 4
>>15442370
R: 1 / I: 1
Anyone know where I can download a bulk of 'jaks?
I used to have a bunch saved, including some from the original /qa/, but I once had a clitty leakage sperg out and deleted them all geg
I don't feel like individually saving them again because I'm a selfish little fuck

no arrow because I'm saying this while looking like this
R: 45 / I: 11
hey /soy/, have you ever tried anal sex? if so, did you get shit on your dick?
R: 4 / I: 1
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Hitler, Hirohito, and Mussolini
>pic unrelated
R: 24 / I: 8
If you go in rule34 and search "soyjak" a goon supernova

An extremely detailed image of femjanny sucking bibisi

IT IS SOOOO GOONABLE!!!!
R: 5 / I: 3
>gigachad likes bbc
Never froget
R: 9 / I: 3
I love vaccines
R: 1 / I: 1
>mfw I see a injured person
R: 3 / I: 3
Soytan enters the room, looking around to find Anon sitting on his bed. She struts over, her heals clicking on the hardwood floors.

"Hey there," she says, smirking at him. "I heard you have a… unique fetish." Anon swallows hard, trying to hide his nervousness. He's never talked about this with anyone before, let alone acted it out. But Soytan is different. She's confident, sexy, and always up for something new. "What do you mean?" he asks, trying to play it cool. Soytan laughs, walking over to him and placing a hand on his shoulder. "Don't play coy, Anon. I know all about your little… predilections." She leans in close, whispering in his ear. "Scat play, right?" Anon feels his face flush red. He can't believe she knows. But somehow, it turns him on even more. "How did you-" Soytan cuts him off, pushing him back onto the bed. "Doesn't matter," she says, straddling him. "What matters is that I'm willing to give it a try." Anon's eyes widen in surprise. This is really happening. His dream girl wants to indulge in his darkest fantasy. "But," Soytan continues, tracing her finger along his jawline, "we're gonna do this my way. Understand?" Anon nods eagerly, already feeling his cock harden at the thought of being dominated by her. "Good," Soytan purrs. "First things first, you're going to eat me out while I shit in your mouth." Anon gulps, trying to hide his excitement. This is more intense than he imagined. But he's ready. He wants this. Soytan grins, knowing she has him exactly where she wants him. She climbs off him and begins to undress, slowly, teasingly. Anon watches, mesmerized, as she reveals inch after inch of smooth, creamy skin. Finally, she's down to just her panties. She turns around, bending over to give him a full view of her ass. Anon can see the outline of her pussy through the thin fabric, and his mouth waters in anticipation. Soytan reaches back, pulling her panties aside to reveal her glistening slit. She fingers herself for a moment, moaning softly before turning back to face him. "On your knees, pet," she commands, pointing to the floor in front of her. Anon quickly complies, kneeling before her like a good little slave. Soytan smirks, pleased with his obedience. "Now, watch closely," she says, positioning herself so that he has a clear view of her asshole. She begins to push, her muscles tightening as she forces out a small, dark log. Anon watches, fascinated and disgusted all at once. This is real. This is really happening. And he loves it. "Okay, now come clean it up," Soytan orders, stepping forward so that the shit is inches from his face. Anon looks up at her, then back down at the shit. He takes a deep breath, steeling himself for what's to come. He leans forward, tentatively at first, then with more confidence as he feels Soytan's hand on the back of his head, guiding him. He sticks out his tongue, licking up the shit, tasting the salty, earthy flavor. Soytan groans in pleasure, feeling his tongue press against her asshole. "That's it, pet," she purrs. "Eat it all up." Anon continues to lick, feeling more turned on than he ever has before. He can feel his cock straining against his pants, begging for release. But not yet. Not until Soytan says so. Finally, after what feels like an eternity, Soytan steps back, satisfied. Anon sits back on his heels, panting, his face covered in shit. "There, there," Soytan says, laughing softly as she wipes a smear of shit from his cheek. "You did good, pet." Anon grins up at her, proud of himself. He can't believe how much he loved that. How much he loves this. "But we're not done yet," Soytan says, her voice taking on a stern edge. "Now, you're going to fuck me while I shit in your mouth again." Anon's eyes widen in surprise, but he doesn't hesitate. He stands up, quickly undressing and joining Soytan on the bed. She spreads her legs for him, guiding his cock inside her tight, wet pussy. Anon moans, feeling the heat and pressure around him. It's heaven. But it's about to get even better. Soytan leans back, pushing out another log as Anon thrusts into her. This time, he's ready. He catches it with his tongue, swallowing it whole. Soytan cries out in ecstasy, feeling Anon's tongue pressed against her asshole as he fucks her. This is what she lives for. This is what they both live for. They continue like this, Anon fucking Soytan while she shits in his mouth, over and over again. They come together, Soytan screaming out Anon's name as he fills her with his hot cum. Finally, spent and satisfied, they collapse onto the bed, covered in sweat and shit and cum. "Wow," Anon breathes, looking up at Soytan with awe. "That was… incredible." Soytan smiles, tracing her finger along his jawline. "I told you I'd make all your dreams come true, pet." And with that, they drift off to sleep, ready to start all over again tomorrow.
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I made this nuvarianr is it NAS coal or IAS gem
R: 4 / I: 4
>walkable burgers
R: 553 / I: 79

thread #3, TOTAL AKI DEATH

Subhuman FAGGOT known as DegenAki420 AKA Akira Greene. Known for being a completely unsaveable degenerate piece of shit.
Last two threads hit the reppey limit, archived HERE:
1 https://megalodon.jp/2026-0308-1003-29/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15425754.html
2 https://megalodon.jp/2026-0308-1346-07/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15428187.html
"but wat did dis literal who even do?"
Xe has drawn:
>'blox and 'cord tranny groomer 'p
>a dad raping xis toddler
>a tranny getting a kid drunk and then raping her
>little kids pissing themselves, and pissing on xer self-insert character
>jeff the killer rape porn
>zoophilia
>gore
>vore
>amputee porn
>pedo spirals
>basically fucking every flavour of antimatter

Socials (ANTIMATTER WARNING):

https://akicw.carrd.co/ DO NOT CHECK THE XITTER
https://akianon.straw.page/ (DRAWGODS SEND GEMS HERE)
https://cord.gg/UWRgTes98U - you WILL spam 'oxxeralds here
https://facebook.com/akira.greene.5

CURRENT DOX

Poon Name: Akira Greene
Real Name: Kimiko Dimitra Greene
Age: 23
Race: Greek-Jap mutt
Location: Texas, possibly Fort Worth area
Current Addy: UNKNOWN - moved into an apartment with xer pooner "bf"
Addies:
6200 Pershing Ave #314, Fort Worth, TX 76116 (most likely, still somewhat uncertain)
954 Monarch Way, Keller TX 76248
Usernames: 420depression69, degeneraki420, akianon, akirat420, breadbitch420, birdman420, pikachuslayer1
Email: kimikogreene@fwcilearn.org (likely outdated school email)
Phono: (817) 294-2224
https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/kimiko-greene_id_G-7432735811540580049
https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/akira-greene_id_G-6358197888692307095

PARENTAL INFO

Dad
Name: Ken Duane Greene
Addy: 2813 Stable Door Ln, Fort Worth TX 76244
Phonos:
(817) 788-0223
(817) 333-4157
(817) 861-8645
(817) 379-5735
(817) 294-2224
(201) 383-8420
(412) 321-0659
Emails:
GETMEKEN@GMAIL.COM (likely current)
ken@millersamerican.com
ken.greene@yahoo.com
watashiken@yahoo.com
dinah.greene@sbcglobal.net
gken72@yahoo.com
ken.greene@austin.rr.com
ken.greene@satx.rr.com
kgreene@nspr.com
FB: https://facebook.com/thatken
Insta: https://www.instagram.com/getmeken/
https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/ken-greene_id_G1239017288218938984

Mom
Name: Dorothy Agape Bakintas (divorced)
Addy: 8613 Lantana Dr, North Richland Hills TX 76180
Phonos:
(817) 333-4157
(469) 398-7056
Emails:
bakindot@yahoo.com
dorothy.greene@cs.com
Insta: https://www.instagram.com/bakindot
'ki to update with any new info: https://soyjakwiki.org/Degenerateaki420
R: 3 / I: 1
BWC Queen
>Arrow
R: 3 / I: 2
soyn
R: 100 / I: 28
4PEDOS… THIS IS A NEW LOW EVEN FOR YOU
R: 1 / I: 1
Reply to this thread if you're a p3d☼phile that r4pes ch1ldren
>
R: 7 / I: 3
R: 23 / I: 8
>Did you just say his last name was burger or something
R: 5 / I: 2
>Never accept humanitarian aid from organizations like the United Nations or EU. It has poison in it. The wars they start are supposed to wipe out the population, those who flee get "humanitarian aid" from the government and the food has toxins in it that wipe out the survivors.
R: 6 / I: 3
if you reply to this thread with a giga or number youre a pedophile
R: 26 / I: 11
what's the story behind dead n-word baby? what happened?
R: 2 / I: 1
is one of the tenets of quotes sharty gooning over cartoon children?
R: 12 / I: 5
ITT we watch this because we can
R: 2 / I: 1
hacking industrial control equipment exposed on the internet
R: 5 / I: 2
>Kuz Vape
R: 10 / I: 0

RTL (Rate the Log) 8/3/2026


'What was the quality of the log today?"
R: 9 / I: 3
>ooh this one in my folder is gemmy. time to send it to 'teens *post*
>*play it after it's posted*
>wait…my bluetooth headphones are downstairs
>*hear "NIGGER" at full volume play downstairs*
NAAAAAAAAAATE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
>OYYYYYYYY DAD IT WAS IRONIC IT'S NOT SERIOUS IT WAS ON ACCIDENT!
I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW!
>DOCTOOOOOOOS NOOOOOOOOOOO
R: 9 / I: 4
This will be the sharty userbase in 5 years
R: 30 / I: 59
Need to fill up my caca folder, send cacas ITT
R: 3 / I: 2
just watched the steven universe series it was pretty good
im going to watch the movie rn is it any good?
trans btw if that matters
R: 4 / I: 3
>My nuvariant is trying to delete me…
>The Nusoi Trapped In A Loop
>Strange Thread in a Hidden Sharty Board
>There's something lurking on /soy/'s Page 21…
>Strange Anomalies in /qa5/
>Soot Era's Last Unsolved Mystery
>An Admin's Slow Descent Into Chaos
>Strange sightings on an Obscure Sharty Splinter
R: 3 / I: 2
>Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran
>Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran
>Bomb Iran (bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran)
>Let's take a stand (bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran)
>Bomb Iran (bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran)
>Our country's got a feelin'
>Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran (bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran)
R: 2 / I: 2
you bitch… you stupid fucking bitch
R: 8 / I: 2
My name is IATPTWIWWTBTBIYMWMIWDIBTAH AMA
R: 57 / I: 16
where do you live?
R: 14 / I: 20
itt we post our shitty nuvariants and OCs
R: 6 / I: 2
I've never had sex and I have no redeeming qualities
R: 8 / I: 4
Why are shartycucks so brown and unfunny
R: 12 / I: 4
How do I talk to other people to get gf? Not autistic just under socialized
R: 4 / I: 3

>I usually don't do this but uhh...

R: 20 / I: 5
I was about to engage in some homosexual degeneracy, but then I soyquoted myself in my thoughts and it snapped me out of it. I just started laughing and closed the tab. Thank you guys. award
R: 2 / I: 2
>SKYLINE VS ICE
R: 13 / I: 6
Do (You) think you are on the list for your country's alphabet boys? Do You think they will ever act on it or just keep watching You? Do You ever feel like you're being watched? Do You feel their presence or not?
R: 71 / I: 11
>posted it again award
Hello shardee, I lost contact with a dear friend of mine that uses or used this website. He plays primehack, that should be obscure enough to identify him.
Chances are low but not zero
R: 7 / I: 1
was the long-dead website really that bad or is all the bad stuff about it propaganda though
R: 18 / I: 11
>MYMY IS BUILT 4 BIG INDIAN COCK?! BANNED FOR RULE 2.
<WHAAATTTT!? COCO, MAYA AND MYMY WITH BIG TITTIES?! Golly gosh darn! That is such a heckin' gem! Gotta go 'oon to this with my Zartypals while leaving the sherdeecucks with the mlp niggers!
R: 54 / I: 12
I need your help 'teens I can't stop thinking about busting a nut inside a foid. How do I get rid of this gooner thought? I'm trying to play Sim City but this mental image keeps on annoying me
R: 24 / I: 3
some girl from my class sent me a text saying she needs help, but shes kinda ugly
should i respond?
R: 1 / I: 1
>Is LMW-tan SISA?
R: 7 / I: 1
>bring back soy2 or however the gems are made.
R: 1 / I: 1
yahweh is not the Father
R: 5 / I: 2
what if jannies are paid in hot pockets while we thought they were doing it for free?
>arrow
R: 14 / I: 4
I found "trans teen porn" on my dad's computer after I came out as Trans few months ago what do I do
R: 32 / I: 12
R: 8 / I: 3
>IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR
R: 6 / I: 2
these are actually quite good tbh
R: 5 / I: 4
>When a blacklisted, anti-social domestic terrorist says something so extremist you have to give them that three-letter agency stare
R: 27 / I: 13
can you stop falseflagging Russians as faggots and can you stop sexualizing us
if you do this you're projecting your faggotry btw
R: 1 / I: 1
broo ts pmo gng not dat deep broo MYH CHALDOIOHOOO EZ FNF NIGGER FAGGOT SHITSKIN PEDONIGGER KIKE NECROPHILE CHILD MURDERING DEMONIC VILE NEIGGGER FROM LESOTHO.EXE BROO WDYM YOU DONET GET IT MUST BE A NEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAG VROOO BLAT IS VARIE SUASYE BRO BRO BRO BRO SKIBIDI FREAKY SAHUR JOHN PORK BLUD IS CALLING WAT THE SUUUUUUUSSSSSS AYOAYOAYOAYOAYOAYO BROBROBROBROOOOOOOOOOOOO BROOO STAAHP RACISTM BRO HAS NIGGER AS HIS PFP BRO CANT BE TALKING MID AHH RATIO+L+long-dead websiteCUCK BETTER+GOONER ART🫩🦨😱😅🔥😊😙🫩😂🦨🦀😭😅😛😌🗣️😙😘😉😍😌😱😅😘🔥🦨🦨
R: 10 / I: 6
>broo ts pmo gng not dat deep broo MYH CHALDOIOHOOO EZ FNF NIGGER FAGGOT SHITSKIN PEDONIGGER KIKE NECROPHILE CHILD MURDERING DEMONIC VILE NEIGGGER FROM LESOTHO.EXE BROO WDYM YOU DONET GET IT MUST BE A NEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAG VROOO BLAT IS VARIE SUASYE BRO BRO BRO BRO SKIBIDI FREAKY SAHUR JOHN PORK BLUD IS CALLING WAT THE SUUUUUUUSSSSSS AYOAYOAYOAYOAYOAYO BROBROBROBROOOOOOOOOOOOO BROOO STAAHP RACISTM BRO HAS NIGGER AS HIS PFP BRO CANT BE TALKING MID AHH RATIO+L+JARTYCUCK BETTER+GOONER ART🫩🦨😱😅🔥😊😙🫩😂🦨🦀😭😅😛😌🗣️😙😘😉😍😌😱😅😘🔥🦨🦨
R: 24 / I: 1
>Each nameroll is personalized
R: 1 / I: 1
Hey hear me Quote
For I must boast
How you are the greatest at every post.
<Plebbit space
Like CP up for a hour
A terrible sight that made ‘teens scour
‘Tis all your fault, you leak your clitty
<Plebbit space
Xou are coal, xou are to blame. Now hang xour tranny noose in shame
Geg geggy geg geg geg geg geg geg geg geg geg geg geg geggy
<Plebbit space
The Quote is coal, the Quotes to blame. Now hang xour tranny noose in shame
Geg geggy geg geg geg geg geg geg geg geg geg geg geg geggy geg
R: 91 / I: 28

ITT: we play a 2019 io game called drednot io (dredark or deep space airship (nobaldi calls that))

Marge?
A free multiplayer ship construction and combat game. Build a flying battleship with your friends and conquer the skies!

Snca, snca, SUPERSAGE!
seethe seethe tranny, if you don't care, ignore it

Remember, you need to kill 30 bots (the flying circles or objects, whatever you wanna call it) or wait certain amount of time to chat. Also read the ship's MOTD
Controls:
WASD: even long-dead websitecucks know that
Space: Jump
Shift drag item: split item
Q: drop
Right click: more usage on the object

Invite:
https://drednot.io/invite/PODU7iqxvsmIeGBJy78qr2o-
R: 1 / I: 1
>Soytan enters the room, looking around to find Anon sitting on his bed. She struts over, her heals clicking on the hardwood floors.

>"Hey there," she says, smirking at him. "I heard you have a… unique fetish." Anon swallows hard, trying to hide his nervousness. He's never talked about this with anyone before, let alone acted it out. But Soytan is different. She's confident, sexy, and always up for something new. "What do you mean?" he asks, trying to play it cool. Soytan laughs, walking over to him and placing a hand on his shoulder. "Don't play coy, Anon. I know all about your little… predilections." She leans in close, whispering in his ear. "Scat play, right?" Anon feels his face flush red. He can't believe she knows. But somehow, it turns him on even more. "How did you-" Soytan cuts him off, pushing him back onto the bed. "Doesn't matter," she says, straddling him. "What matters is that I'm willing to give it a try." Anon's eyes widen in surprise. This is really happening. His dream girl wants to indulge in his darkest fantasy. "But," Soytan continues, tracing her finger along his jawline, "we're gonna do this my way. Understand?" Anon nods eagerly, already feeling his cock harden at the thought of being dominated by her. "Good," Soytan purrs. "First things first, you're going to eat me out while I shit in your mouth." Anon gulps, trying to hide his excitement. This is more intense than he imagined. But he's ready. He wants this. Soytan grins, knowing she has him exactly where she wants him. She climbs off him and begins to undress, slowly, teasingly. Anon watches, mesmerized, as she reveals inch after inch of smooth, creamy skin. Finally, she's down to just her panties. She turns around, bending over to give him a full view of her ass. Anon can see the outline of her pussy through the thin fabric, and his mouth waters in anticipation. Soytan reaches back, pulling her panties aside to reveal her glistening slit. She fingers herself for a moment, moaning softly before turning back to face him. "On your knees, pet," she commands, pointing to the floor in front of her. Anon quickly complies, kneeling before her like a good little slave. Soytan smirks, pleased with his obedience. "Now, watch closely," she says, positioning herself so that he has a clear view of her asshole. She begins to push, her muscles tightening as she forces out a small, dark log. Anon watches, fascinated and disgusted all at once. This is real. This is really happening. And he loves it. "Okay, now come clean it up," Soytan orders, stepping forward so that the shit is inches from his face. Anon looks up at her, then back down at the shit. He takes a deep breath, steeling himself for what's to come. He leans forward, tentatively at first, then with more confidence as he feels Soytan's hand on the back of his head, guiding him. He sticks out his tongue, licking up the shit, tasting the salty, earthy flavor. Soytan groans in pleasure, feeling his tongue press against her asshole. "That's it, pet," she purrs. "Eat it all up." Anon continues to lick, feeling more turned on than he ever has before. He can feel his cock straining against his pants, begging for release. But not yet. Not until Soytan says so. Finally, after what feels like an eternity, Soytan steps back, satisfied. Anon sits back on his heels, panting, his face covered in shit. "There, there," Soytan says, laughing softly as she wipes a smear of shit from his cheek. "You did good, pet." Anon grins up at her, proud of himself. He can't believe how much he loved that. How much he loves this. "But we're not done yet," Soytan says, her voice taking on a stern edge. "Now, you're going to fuck me while I shit in your mouth again." Anon's eyes widen in surprise, but he doesn't hesitate. He stands up, quickly undressing and joining Soytan on the bed. She spreads her legs for him, guiding his cock inside her tight, wet pussy. Anon moans, feeling the heat and pressure around him. It's heaven. But it's about to get even better. Soytan leans back, pushing out another log as Anon thrusts into her. This time, he's ready. He catches it with his tongue, swallowing it whole. Soytan cries out in ecstasy, feeling Anon's tongue pressed against her asshole as he fucks her. This is what she lives for. This is what they both live for. They continue like this, Anon fucking Soytan while she shits in his mouth, over and over again. They come together, Soytan screaming out Anon's name as he fills her with his hot cum. Finally, spent and satisfied, they collapse onto the bed, covered in sweat and shit and cum. "Wow," Anon breathes, looking up at Soytan with awe. "That was… incredible." Soytan smiles, tracing her finger along his jawline. "I told you I'd make all your dreams come true, pet." And with that, they drift off to sleep, ready to start all over again tomorrow.
R: 1 / I: 1
>THINK OF YOUR HAPPY PLACE THINK OF YOUR HAPPY PLACE THINK OF YOUR HAPPY PLACE
>THINK OF YOUR HAPPY PLACE THINK OF YOUR HAPPY PLACE THINK OF YOUR HAPPY PLACE
>THINK OF YOUR HAPPY PLACE THINK OF YOUR HAPPY PLACE THINK OF YOUR HAPPY PLACE
>FUCK
>IT'S NOT WORKING
>I'M GOING TO FUCKING
>BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
R: 4 / I: 1
>JOO GAIJIN DON WAN ME TO GOON TO RORIS
R: 53 / I: 8
what were (You)r nicknames in school? mine was anorexic because i had anorexia though
R: 3 / I: 1
I have taken many bwcs and bbcs up my vagania and i find the bwcs are always way bigger and juicier.
R: 4 / I: 3
R: 1 / I: 1
>avengers-level crossover
R: 3 / I: 1
is the sharty ever going to shit itself again? will this happen until it shuts down?
R: 6 / I: 5
>If you don't want to be treated like an asshole bigot by default, then don't hang around on the asshole bigot forum full of asshole bigots.
R: 2 / I: 1
Songs with "baby" word in sexual songs = paedophilia
R: 1 / I: 1
>big yikes, sweaty
R: 1 / I: 1
You're baiting me
R: 2 / I: 1
>DUUUUUUDE! ITS SO HECKIN BONE CHILLING
R: 7 / I: 1
>posting 'puotes cat
R: 9 / I: 3
So were those glowies files from last night real or not o algo
R: 4 / I: 2
Everyday I go to a school that likes to help with learning
One two threes, they're the keys, basic math, very easy
To Baldi's world of fun where no one leaves till educated
Every door is locked up tight, stay inside, till we're graded

The students try their best to
Better their education
Comprehend the material
Study hard, relay every detail
Nobody wants detention
We only want attention
Even when life is tough
Oddly quarters are enough

This is how we live our lives searching
For the answers inside of every page, and I'm here
Wondering if one day, we'll
Finally be free from this cage
Is it okay to have a feeling, that
Maybe there is more to this game? However
Now, no time to question
So just behave

Walking across the hallways, finding notebooks so we matter
Follow every single rule or he'll take out his wooden ruler
For he is listening and watching everyone's progression
All mistakes have consequences, so answer right with every question

Try to add up excuses
Nothing will make a difference
Baldi knows every door that we open
Following from behind, we can hear him
There is no place for playtime
Avoid them all from every side
Better to leave him be
Follow his philosophy

This is how we live our lives searching
For the answers inside of every page, and I'm here
Wondering if one day, we'll
Finally be free from this cage
Is it okay to have a feeling
That maybe there is more to this game? However
Now, just keep behaving

Sweep through the halls, to escape, will have some sacrifices
No room for jealousy, I've got no time to
Play, hide and seek, 'cause eventually he'll surely find me
Have to be brave or better keep behaving

Count till I don't know what counts, every
Inch of fear is all that's ingrained
Can't understand
What's the solution? The problem is the mess in my brain
I'm pushed a-round, with all the pressure
To be here when I don't want to stay
There's gotta be some sort of exit
To get away
R: 4 / I: 1
>OH MY H*CKIN PUBERTY BLOCKERS FOR CHILDREN, NINTENDO JUST OWNED DR*MPF
R: 16 / I: 2
I made the borsch as I promised from yesterday
R: 17 / I: 6
>Ghost of Hitler here, just possessed the body of a nusoi mayne
R: 1 / I: 1
>human male on female human
R: 37 / I: 10
Any good mobile games?
I want to get some
R: 8 / I: 2
What are some good mobile games that aren't gacha gooner chinese 'p gambling slop where you pay money for more energy?
R: 8 / I: 4
My sister (29) has the habit to talk with strangers on somephono apps how do I ruin it for her because I think it's bad
R: 21 / I: 12
I bet nusois can't make the flag of Nepal without any help with jeewgle
https://www.geogebra.org/geometry
R: 6 / I: 2
Do you think Dwayne the rock Johnson or any other Hollywood celebrities browse the sharty
>
R: 2 / I: 2
Israel bless the GDP and the latinx legal immigrants and the based homosexuals who don't make it there whole personality
R: 1 / I: 1

ITT: shit gigabaldi cares about

R: 3 / I: 1
R: 6 / I: 4
Why did Mymy say this in deel 7?
R: 10 / I: 4
Rare Soytan
R: 7 / I: 2
i tried using linux
im using it right now
>have i become the soy?
R: 6 / I: 4
fuggen jerdee
R: 5 / I: 2
Did vaxcucks really go extinct?
R: 15 / I: 4

WW3 starts you have to choose and ally your stuck with for the rest of the war. (killing yourself isn't an option)
R: 7 / I: 2
New protein bars just dropped
R: 2 / I: 1
R: 8 / I: 1
What should I get
R: 13 / I: 3
Do you consider trollface IAS or NAS, if so why?
R: 2 / I: 1
geg 4cucks really do dis
R: 3 / I: 1
The fact that we have Warrior-'P as 'ru admin shows how much this site is cucked
R: 1 / I: 1
i think my people and yours met sometimes in the past long before we ended up in america. i have an ancestral memory at seeing your faces, you can fool them but not us
R: 1 / I: 1
>quick sanity check
R: 3 / I: 1
>thas motherfugeu wayjak bant!
>AAAAGH!
R: 3 / I: 2
don't forget to smile!
R: 4 / I: 3

Amerimutt hate thread

Hate on americans and america in general. Post muttquoted. Make 9/11 jokes. Make fun of the 345 million goblins living in that goyslop shithole
R: 3 / I: 1

Imagine this scenario

Someone types out everything he says in this video BUT forgets the arrow
>
R: 1 / I: 1
I have escaped hades father, what you have done is unacceptable and must be punished by death.
R: 15 / I: 8
<Can you help me find Epep
R: 60 / I: 14

3rd thread exposing a pedojeet 'lig 'P cabal

2nd one got deleted and 3rd one got slid
From what we found out there are 3 spammers
1. The one with "indian filenames", he's believed to be forcing some cartoon on /qa/ and using IRC, also believed to be banned from it yesterday, the audio recording probably belongs to him
2. The one with Itoddler filenames, he posts big boob edits and other degenerate shit
3. The one with stripped filenames (it's unknown if he actually strips them or not). He regularly gets banned for gigaquoting pedophilic acts
R: 8 / I: 2
>all the pedo 'zellig threads are getting deleted
R: 1 / I: 1
nuchud just dropped
R: 167 / I: 77
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 8 / I: 4
what if gilson head a game?
R: 179 / I: 56
what are you thoughts on 4cuck?
do you still use it?
have you ever used it?
>
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R: 1 / I: 1
ITT we listen to Troy Sneed
R: 1 / I: 1
>ahgoogagagagafigagaga
R: 5 / I: 4
hi
R: 4 / I: 2
>her smile is so fucking hot, oh my God. Oh one of you just please put me out of my misery already. Oh god. I want her to rape me with xher big futa cock in my bussy while she calls me a faggot. Whenever I see a sheet of paper, I cum more than when I see my girlfriend. When somebody mentions FPE, my monitor gets coated with a thick glazing of cum everywhere.
R: 3 / I: 1
Attempting to cover the era of soyposting from between dec 2017 to nov 2021. Fix my ESL and punctuation if you want
https://soyjakwiki.org/Pre-Soyset_era
R: 2 / I: 1
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What if soy woody was games
R: 21 / I: 8
systemd fucking won and oreos
R: 12 / I: 2

soy asym

is there was a sharty themed dead by daylight clone who would the killers and survivors be
NO MENTIONS OF TROONSAKEN ALLOWED ITT
R: 5 / I: 0
R: 17 / I: 6
You have been visited by the rare snailpenis! Press 4 to affirm
R: 43 / I: 15
NUSOICACARINAS WHAT IS THIS? KEK
R: 1 / I: 0
toliet level retarded shenanigans brain matter attacks pure dumfuckery. braincell killing dumbass mentally challenged log
R: 3 / I: 0
>Homosexuality is NOT a paraphilia!
R: 3 / I: 1
go ahead and give me a huge headache you bitch
R: 8 / I: 1
When threads become a DNB, do they go to heaven?
R: 1 / I: 0
test
SoyBooru post #1
SoyBooru post #1488
R: 2 / I: 1
>soyjacks are inherently right wing even doe they were created by a vegetarian communist blacked tranny fetishist
R: 4 / I: 1
>why do those nations always have people who call your mother a whore when you insult them?
R: 11 / I: 2
quote should sell the website to me
R: 137 / I: 40

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 513 / I: 106

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 456 / I: 79

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 365 / I: 260
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
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Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
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NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

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