THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)
the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)
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Things I would like to see if The Muppet Show special succeeds enough to get a full season greenlit:
- Jason Manzoukas reuniting with his long-lost relative: Crazy Harry
- Joe the Legal Weasel off-stage plot
- Constantine the World’s Most Dangerous Frog covers for Kermit while he is sick (or some other Constantine plot)
- More Bunsen and Beaker flirting
- Uncle Deadly performing Shakespeare with someone like David Tennant
- Swedish Chef’s particular brand of nonsense
- Give Yolanda the Rat a major role in a sketch!
- Give Beverly Plume another chance. Maybe have her decorate the studio Martha Stewart-style?
- Jason Kelce hanging out with Sweetums
- Mother’s Day episode with Ma Bear and Big Mean Carla
- Swedish Chef performing “HOT TO GO!”
- Miss Piggy performing “WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!”
- Performance of Hall & Oates “Private Eyes”
my take on the miss piggy/morticia addams sexywoman poll is that while morticia would lose gracefully, miss piggy would 1000% attempt murder over the label and morticia would respect her for it. then theyd go out for tea and gossip together
As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??
Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy there's a period where I need to readjust to the fact that it's not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance
now all my Youtube recommendations are filled with Miss Piggy interviews. I’m not complaining. Miss Piggy what’s your secret to ageing so graciously
It's not just the audience; professional journalists, hosts, and actors report it is legitimately difficult to not see the Muppet as a person, and it is, in fact, incredibly easy to interview or act with them once the performer gets properly set up.
Like that one time they couldn't figure out why Kermit's audio was so garbage... then realized they'd put the mic on him instead of the performer.
this has been a very longstanding issue - before the muppet show was even a thing some muppets appeared in commercials, such as rolf the dog
they had a continual problem where when people directing/shooting the dogfood commercial would give dirrection to rolf that they would be speaking to the muppet, to which rolf REPEATEDLY had to tell them ‘i cant hear you, you have to talk to him’ and point at the performer underneath him
rolf is one of the most embarrassing muppets to need this direction as the performer is this, damn, obvious when not on camera
‘sir, i am a bathroom mat, the man you need to talk to is back there’
I did an interview with Gonzo one time, and when I got into the Zoom call, it was the actor on screen trying to figure out his audio. And then once he did, he went like “OKAY!” and then just like dove to the floor and it was Gonzo and there was never a moment when I doubted that the dude was just Gonzo’s tech guy
I have met a muppet-like puppet in real life and when I tell you that my brain was hacked FUCKING INSTANTLY..... It was a person, I swear it was a person. I asked it for a hug (no i was not 5 years old, i was like 28 at this time). i genuinely don't know what came over me, it was just. It was a person???? Witchcraft
A couple years ago, I was invited to the birthday party of one of my former preschool students. I decided to bring my teaching puppet (a big rat) along because I knew several other kids from that class would be there, and she was always a huge hit with them.
They were, of course, very excited to see her. But what surprised me was that after the kids ran off to play in the sprinkler, the parents around me struck up conversation with the puppet. They continued for at least fifteen minutes, asking her questions like, "how long have you been teaching?" and "eaten out of any good dumpsters lately?" until one dad exclaimed "why have I been talking to a rat puppet this whole time!"
This contest will be in two parts, part one will be Stan vs Miss Piggy and Morticia vs Loop, and the next and last part will be the two winners competing against each other for the title of the Ultimate 2025 Tumblr Sexyperson
I have never in my life experienced more real “why must we pit two bad bitches against one another?”
ALTwatching Seven Samurai
i wonder how many they'll need
i hesitate even to speculate
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