A Pedo-meter(pronounced /pəˈdɑː.mə.t̬ɚ/) is a small &-portable device often held by Cobson (Fig 1.) that measures how much of a pedophile a a singular or set of subjects are. It uses a colorful bar & arrow to represent the amount of pedophilia detected. These devices are prone to signal fluctuation & potential electrical overload in high amounts, if not protected by a fuse.
A Mid-Pedometer is a pedometer which is detecting signs of possible pedophilia. If a pedo-meter is showing results like this, the person / people being detected MIGHT be a nonce, but there isn't enough pedophilia being emitted from the subject(s) to guarantee a trve positive result.
ALERT: HEAVENS TO SWEET LORD ALMIGHTY WHAT IN THE PITS OF NIGGERHELL
'ZA WON'T HELP, NOTHING WILL. ONLY GOD CAN DESTROY THIS SUPREME TRANNY PEDOPHILE NIGGER.
An Extended Pedo-meter, Also known as a "Higher-order Pedometer" or "Heavy-duty Pedometer" is an electrically & pederastically extended Pedo-meter that visually includes purple & black as new variable categories. This is to be used on the big guys who will permanently destroy the Party. An Extended Pedometer is larger & less prone to electrical overload than a standard one, it also has higher radius, but is less sensitive to the standard pedometer categories.
A Micro-Pedometer is a hypersensitive version of the pedometer that is about as small as the standard version. This device's use cases are more niche, With it usually being used to measure vantablack radiation in pederastically pure areas. Visually, it has a bar with a gradient which goes from blue to cyan to green.
Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.
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ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT: SWEET LORD ALMIGHTY WHAT IN THE FLAMING HELL SOYJAK PARTY EMBEDDED IMAGE PROCESSING EMBEDS TAMPER PROOF BIT PARITY BASED TRACKING CODES IN IMAGES UPON UPLOADED BASED ON EDWARD SNOWDEN FOXACID FIVE EYESTRACKING TECHNOLOGY USING EMBEDDED TRACKING CODES IN NEURAL NET PROCESSOR TO TRACK SOYPOSTERS MARKED FOR EXAMINATION BY FIVE EYES FOXACID BASED TRACKING TECHNOLOGY IN CONJUNCTION WITH INTEL MANAGMENET ENGINE FOR TAO (TAILORED ACCESS OPERATIONS) BRANCH OF NSA GLOBAL TRACKING PROGRAM USING ISPS AND ADVERITSERS AND GOOGLES AND EMAIL PROVIDERS AND PHONE NUMBER PROVIDERS AND MONITOR MAKERS AND BACKDOORED ROOTED NETWORK INTERFACE CARDS TO GET INFORMATION ON SOYTEENS QUOTE TAKEN OVER HOSTAGE MARKED FOR DEATH BY NSA NIGGER PUPPETS FAMILY HOSTAGE SITUATION USING BLACKMMAIL RESEARCH PARRALEL CONSTRUCTION ON HOW THE NSA TSO ASTRAL HELL ZOMBIE DEMONS MASQUERADING AS HUMANS WILL GET (YOU) ARRESTED FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDNT DO TO USE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AS AN EXAMPLE AGAINST FREESPEECH USING TECHNIQUES FROM COINTELPRO TO SOW DISSENT FROM THE PITS OF NIGGERHELL AND CAUSE CHAOS EMBEDDEDING TRACKERS IN ALL SOYJAKS ON THE RU RUN NOW EVERY POST IS AN EMBEDDED DATAMINING TRACKER INTEGRITY.WASM IS FROM FOXACID COINTELPRO FIVE EYES TRACKING OPERATION ANT/TAO CATALOG TEXTBOOK TECHNIQUE 'ZA WON'T HELP. NOTHING WILL, NOTHING HAS, NOTHING IS, NOTHING COULD EVER. NOT EVEN GOD HIMSELF COULD DESTROY THIS ULTRA SUPREME PEDOPHILE TRANNY NIGGER DIDDY BLUD LABUBU RAVE DUBAI CHOCOLATE FORSAKEN WHITE PEOPLE THE NIGGER THE HACKERS FROM 'CORD AND REDDIT HAVE HACKED INTO THE SHARTY AND BRICKED ALL OF THE BOORUS AND POSTED BLANK SHARTY NIGGER NEGROID SOYJAKS AND NOW NO THEY HAVE HACKED THE SHARTY SOYJACK PARTY NIGGER MEDICATION AND ADDED THE NAMEFAG CONSTELLATION INQUIRY SO NOW THE FAGGOT TRANNIE TROON HACKERS HAVE HACKED IN AND RUINED THE 'RU AND THE SITE AND NOW ARE PROBABLY GOING TO FILL IT WITH FAGGOT BOTS TO RUIN THE SITE OYYYY MY DOCTOOOOOS AND CONVERT EVERYONE TO "PROGRESSIVE IDEOLOGIES" TO TURN THE UNTIED STATES OF AMERICA GOVERMENT TROONED-OUT COMMUNIST ANARCIST MARXISM NIGGER TERRY DAVVIS COMMUNIST GLOWNIGGER BRANCH WHITE PEOPLE'S BALATRO RETROSLOP MINOR CODED HOPE THIS HELPS AM I TOO WOKE OR MATCHA SKIBIDI TOILET TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR W FAPS 67 MANGO MUSTARD PACKGOD NOT LIKE US SYBAU THOSE WHO KNOW MUSTARD KENDRICK LAMAR DIDDY BLUD MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD AHH BOIIIII SAID DIDDY WHAT A DIDDY AHH MANGO MUSTARD 67 BLUD, THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH AND SLAP MY BELLY WHILE FARTING, GOD IM SUCH A GASSY HUMAN BEING SYBAU TS PMO TYPE SHİT YOU ESL SHİTSKIN NIGGER FNF PEDO JAŘTYCUCK ZARTYCUCK SHOALLYKIKE AZERIROACH ARMENIGOONER TURKROACH FR*NCH MAP PEDO DICKRIDING TRANNY FAGGOT STRAIGHT FROM CHECHNYA SHITALALALALALIAN HAMASS_1488 JOEL PROTOKLEKI NIGGERHELL BRIMSTONETROON XITTERIMMIGRANT 'TUBEIMMIGRANT COALPOSTER BRIMPOSTER TOUHOUPOSTER MIKOBOWL LARPING GAPELEE SAGELEE NAS POSTING NIGGER SLVT4BIBISI TERRY CREWS ALL OF THE NAMEFAGS COMBINED INTO ONE SĦITTY NIGGER KILL YOURSELF LIKE DEADASS JUST END IT ALL ALREADY NO ONE WANTS TO READ YOUR SHITTY NIGGER BRIMSTONE YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT YOU DUMB NIGGER CHINK POONER FPEPEDO RUSSIAN MILITARY SERBIAN MILITARY BUFF CHUD LARPER THAT IS IN REALITY A LITTLE KID GAY BĻACK NIGGER MUDSLIME JEET SHĨTTY STINKY SMELLY STENCHY KIKE ULTRAFAG COMMIE PEDOTROON LARPING AS A BUFF CHUD (AGAIN) KID THAT IS A CHILD-"""""""""""MAN""""""""""" AND IS A SHITALALALALALALALALALIAN (AGAIN) (NOT MAN CHILD) CRYING AT THEIR COMPUTER BECAUSE THE SUPERIOR QANON MQGQ QATRIQTS TOLD THEM 8:00 IS BEDTIME. YOU IFUNNY IMMIGRANT RULE34 442TRQQNS PEDONIGGERFAGGOT GOONED TO SOYTAN AND SOYLITA AGAIN AWARD HAVING NUKAKATWITTERTROONA FROGBAIT POSTER SAGING NIGGERKIKE THAT FEEDS ON BAIT REPLIES AND DERAILMENT THREADS TO FUEL THEIR TBP TO CUM AGAIN. YOU SPAM THAT ONE FUCKING PASTA THAT GOES “YOU WALK INTO THE BATHROOM, UNEXPECTEDLY SEEING SOYTAN—” SHUT THE FUCK UP. I WILL DOX YOU AND BURY YOU IN FAGGOT SHIT, SEE HOW YOU LIKE THAT? YOU BIG FAT RETARDED ARABKIKE 'FFY'AFE CORDTROON LARPING AS AN A10 ARYAN (YOU WILL ACTUALLY NEVER BE WHITE) BUT IS ACTUALLY A 3'2" SHITSKIN BEHIND THAT DIRTY NIGGER SCREEN OF YOURS. YOU SAY SOYTAN, SOYLITA, SOYSUBA, MYMY, MAYA, COCO IS BUILT FOR BBÇ OR BWĆ OR ANY OTHER FORCED BRIMSTONE FOID CHARACTERS THAT IS LITERALLY FORCED NAS COAL BRIMSTONE NIGGERTRANIME THAT WAS ACTUALLY ALSO FORCED BY A PEDO. HUH, ISN'T THAT AMAZING AND SURPRISING? NIGGER-IN-THE-MOON-COLOR ME SURPRISED MY NIGGA. YOU POST THE SAME GONE_GROOMINQ GONE_GOONINQ NIGGERBRIM FROM XITTER EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DAY LIKE CAN WE GET A BREAK? SERIOUSLY CAN WE NIGGER? SO, WITH THAT BEING SAID, KYS, AND GET WIPED OFF THIS EARTH FOREVER. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE KIDS, NOR CAN YOU BECAUSE YOUR TBP IS SO SMALL IT'S ALMOST LIKE A CIITTY. IT LEAKS AND REEKS BECAUSE YOU NEVER WASH YOURSELF YOU DIRTY AZERIROACH NIGGER. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SPERM BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CUM AND YOUR TBP IS TOO SMALL TO AROUSE ANY WOMAN IN THE WORLD. YOU DESERVE TO DIE BY BEING FLAYED ALIVE, RIPPED FROM YOUR LIMBS, AND RAPED WITH YOUR OWN SKIN, BEFORE BEING THROWN INTO A BOILING CAULDRON OF TAR BLÆCKER THAN THE BIBISI OF THE DARKEST SHITSKIN-NO;SHIT DOESNT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE 0.0000001/BB(RAYO(999)+G64) PERCENT OF HOW DARK THEIR SKIN IS OF BURUNDI. EVEN THE MOST RETARDED MUDSLIME FOID "WOMAN" TRANNY BLIND DEAF NIGGER WILL NOT RIDE YOUR SMALL TBP. SO, BEFORE I GO, KYS, KYS, KYS, AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT, I MEAN KYS NOW. THIS MINUTE, THIS SECOND, THIS INSTANT, I WANT YOU TO BUY A GUN, PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET, GO TO YOUR NEAREST BRIDGE, GET A ROPE, TIE IT TO THE GUARDRAILS, HANG IT AROUND YOUR NECK, MANEUVER AROUND THAT GUARDRAIL, PULL OUT THE GUN, THEN POINT IT TO YOUR OWN EYE, JUMP OFF, THEN SHOOT JUST BEFORE YOU RUN OUT OF ROPE, SO THE DECELERATION (AFTER YOU’RE DEAD) SPLITS YOUR TORSO AND HEAD APART, AND YOUR BODY REMAINS IN THE BLUE ABYSS FOREVER. AND WHILE YOUR BODY RESTS ON THE SEAFLOOR, YOU WILL BE TORTURED ETERNALLY IN NIGGERHELL, AND YOU WILL DESERVE EVERY MOMENT, AND YOU WILL DESERVE IT A HUNDRED, A THOUSAND, A MILLION TIMES OVER. KILL. YOUR. SELF.
WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S) 
CAUTION: POSSIBLE TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S) 
ALERT: HEAVENS TO SWEET LORD ALMIGHTY WHAT IN THE PITS OF NIGGERHELL 
REJOICE: HUMBLE CIS GERONTOPHILE(S) 
Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!
