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▶ №15420230[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>15420246>>15420537

THE SECOND SPLINTERED AGE
The current year is 2027. The supreme ruler, who you once looked up to just like your favourite youtube vidya streamer, abused his power and ultimately decided to just shut it down, ending his tyrannical reign for good. You temporarily seek refuge in the Four Cucks Kingdom, looking for a place to stay after the collapse of your motherland.
The streets are full of uneasiness, deranged swarthoids roam the villages trading pornography like it's money, and you stick out like a sore thumb.
wOt Do U dO????????????????????????????????

▶ №15420246[Quote]>>15420249

>>15420230 (OP)
I visit the /lgbt/ province

▶ №15420249[Quote]

>>15420246
dont do this

▶ №15420259[Quote]

i rape them

▶ №15420279[Quote]

Go to /v/ because my life is like a video game

▶ №15420294[Quote]

Use the long-dead websitefiles to fly

▶ №15420298[Quote]>>15420603

I go to a local merchant

▶ №15420487[Quote]

deploy the keylogger

▶ №15420537[Quote]

>>15420230 (OP)
do not raid this thread. this one is gemmy

▶ №15420545[Quote]

Go to /jp/ and kill everybody there

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>>15420298
Your stomach growls at you, begging to consume more gems. You enter the streets of /bant/ looking for more of your kind before stumbling across a merchant.
>onionFAGS SAW IT COMING KEK, NOW BUY SOMETHING OR GET OUT.
The store's currency seems to be reaction images and pornography, you run your hand through your pockets, pulling out your brimstone folder meant for baiting autistic kids back in the Soy Empire. You have 88 images, should you buy something?
<Map of Continental Cuckia - 55 images
<Pornography stash - 50 images
<Leave
<Soyquote

▶ №15420619[Quote]>>15420797

>>15420603
buy the porn

▶ №15420641[Quote]>>15420797

>>15420603
buy the porn

▶ №15420651[Quote]>>15420797

if you think about it, the porn costs less than the map, so it would be a bargain if you bought the porn instead of the map

▶ №15420667[Quote]>>15420733

>>15420603
buy the porn only to burn it afterwards to make him seethe

▶ №15420697[Quote]

Soyquote that sissy

▶ №15420713[Quote]

>>15420603
I guess i soyquote

▶ №15420733[Quote]>>15420738

>>15420667
how the fuck do you burn digital porn?

▶ №15420738[Quote]>>15420761

>>15420733
No chud it's like, 4chan isn't real it's digital but he's in 4chan in real life, so the porn exists in real life because it's like an adaptation of a digital thing

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>>15420738
oh okay im a reatrd

▶ №15420789[Quote]

>>15420603
Buy the map, it will be helpful.

▶ №15420797[Quote]>>15420813

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>>15420619
>>15420641
>>15420651
The gegworthy thought of buying the pornography crosses your mind and your trade in your bait images. In return you receive a compressed folder, flicking your eyes at the interior after prying it open with your Stainless Steel Ridge Wallet™ that you purchased after seeing a Jewtube sponsor makes you feel a bit sick. Another idea crosses your mind of stenographing your favourite 'jaks into the collection and reselling it to another buyer, these embedded images hypothetically could spread around the 'Cuck Kingdom like Dysentry in Victorian Era London. Taking the ImageEmbedderDevice out of your inventory, you inject some gems into what would otherwise be brimstone.

▶ №15420813[Quote]>>15421041

>>15420797
Give some out for free at /b/

▶ №15420891[Quote]

For reference, your inventory looks like this and says this.
>38 bait images
>Stainless Steel Ridge Wallet™
>A small photograph of your dada DOLL
>ImageEmbedderDevice
>Soyfolder
>Nophono Pro Max
>Your Soyjak Encyclopedia
>A map of the Soy Empire (it's useless since the country is now in civil war)
>Some other Shit Nobody Cares About that would serve as plot armor since the main character never dies.

▶ №15421041[Quote]>>15421065

>>15420813
After poisoning the pornography folder, you navigate towards section /b/. From your information, the section is the brimstone capital of Cuckia, producing 271 thrembillion tons annually. You proceed towards the torn metal gates encasing the entire area, the smell of rotten egg, smog and dalit excretement lingering stronger with every step, your nostrils scrunch in reaction.
A makeshift disguise is made by taping an image of an anime girl to your face, this and the information you learned about the boogeymen should help fit in.

▶ №15421065[Quote]

>>15421041
start posting some of the porn in the related threads


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