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>alpine walks into a room and instantly destroys the nordic man's achievements
What a nightmare, tale as old as time
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Just tell the truth man, it'll be worse otherwise
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just don't tell the woman, it'll be better that way
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>>2994402Is there a way to fix it
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>>2994412My mum? She's not here for a few days
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>>2994402But not before making an effort to fix it up as you present yourself as regretful of the mistake
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it looks like a cheap piece of shit bruh he's not gonna be mad lol. put it back in the socket and let him think he broke it anyway
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>>2994413superglue? If you have more time then why not order a spare part
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>>2994422Fuck off you are a nigger
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>>2994424It doesn't stand up on it's own it falls down
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>>2994440Get glue alpinidbro
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>>2994445No nigger what are you talking about
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How much do you weigh welshgod?
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You gotta be a BIG xista to break a chair.
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>>2994440Honestly that structure is quite weak due to the long support. Can't you try to mash the upper part deeper and then bond it up to not have the same integrity as the one that broke before you
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>>2994450Ibndoe xhe could just accidentally pushed the chair inwards, which looks like what happened
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nigga this is the cheapest pos chair ever who caares
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>>2994424those chairs are like 40 bucks at the most on Amazon and 20 on TEMU
glue aint fixing that shit. the cheap pin-spring in the joint snapped in half.
I go through shit like this once a year. buying a office chair these days is like buying a bic lighter. disposable pieces of shit
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>>2994458He's clearly a child. He was probably looking at his fathers porn collection on his screen and leaning against the back of the chair and it snapped forward.
useless Zoomer (Alpha?)
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>>2994459Nigga it just fell off whilst leaning backwards
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Fucking Alpinids bro
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>>2994483Jesus christ man, you're 175 cm and over 90 kg, obviously you gave a lower number than you really are.
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>>2994493>I was right GEEEEEEG, ALPINIDXISTA IS A THICCSTA
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>>2994483You are the same weight as me and I'm 6'5
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>>2994517Marge last time you said you were 6'3 are you lying?
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>>2994526i was 6'3 when i was 17 and i assume i grew a lil
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>>2994537He is really stressed about everything at the moment that might not be good
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is welshGODDESS going to be beaten by her father for breaking his chair with her fat ass?
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>>2994560will he spank you?
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>>2994557>>2994567Out of grokeralds to make this happen
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Hop in the car, go to the store, and get glue nigga.
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>>2994561My friend said verbatim that I have the facial structure of an anglo-saxon
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>>2994587What do you gain by lying? We were all therem he said you looked closest to an alpinid, do you want me to post the screenshots here?
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>>2994593Disingenous award, you showed pictures of the longest face nordids imaginable and a brachy alpinid of course someone who knows nothing about phenos would choose the brachy one
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>>2994595He literally said
>He kinda looks like thisNot that it was the closest, that you looked like the alpinid.
Not even to mention he said the AI versions of you as male and female looked exactly like you, just pack it up bro.
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>>2994357 (OP)maybe show him the ai female version of your photo to distract him and make him start gooning?
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can you post your actual face so i can see if you'd look like your female version if you transitioned
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>>2994629He is such a xista bros…
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>>2994629nigga i dont like the weird grid artifacts
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>>2994629i wonder just how many gooners on this board jerked to this
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>>2994606You emphasised the last picture and he said only a little bit, referring to the brachyness
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>>2994653Atleast two in the original thread before jangods 'nished.
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>>2994653I did goon to the bikini one
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>>2994629Looking at this is actually vomit-inducing
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He literally said
>Yeah looks a bit like the last one
AND confirmed you look like the ai versions of you, you aren't nordid.
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>>2994661>He gets pissed off enough by a post on the bearded man website that he wants to throw upOHNONONONO
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>>2994645Png fail, here is the correct version.
>>2994666Fuarrk…
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>>2994665no i gooned to it yesterday but i am horny ngl. but i was when i woke up anyway
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>>2994668Unironically becoming our personal gegbulls.
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>>2994674no it appears on the skin too look
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>>2994690bet she'd lactate
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>>2994697I have the lactation edit but mods instanished me when I posted it
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>>2994702Just let it go nigga.
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Just hide it for some time if that's placed in your room, if you could order a spare part and renovate it. Tell your dad that the old piece was fumbled around with after you've refurnished the chair
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>>2994717nigga it's a cheap $40 chair
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>>2994752GEG SWEDECUCKS HAVE MUTT ACCENTS AND SPEAK ENGLISH AFTER GETTING BUCKBROKEN BY BRITBVLLS
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>>2994768just say ur a child bro and mods will ban the pedophiles and even if that will also get u banned
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>>2994357 (OP)How did you break it?
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>>2994357 (OP)nophono chair
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>>2996449He is loving he is just going through a lot of stress I don't want him to be more stressed
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>>2996463Yeah right dude, a "loving" father gets his clitty leaked for the pettiest SNCA things such as getting his furniture damaged. Tell him that it's just an accident and he shouldn't be mad about it. People can make clumsy accident you know.
